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- Decoy? Decoy?
- I did warn you.

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After you threw me off the bike.

3
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So less a warning than an assignment.

4
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God, I've always wanted
to throw him off something.

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- What's it like?
- Surprisingly easy.

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You're easy! Wait, no.

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You're whatever's sexually undesirable

8
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due to untrustworthiness.

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Like my tennis coach who,
turns out, is married.

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I don't see the problem.

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You still got away from the police.

12
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And then got tranqed by the
international jewel thieves

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we're supposed to be taking down.

14
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Yeah, and they didn't
use the good stuff either.

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My point is, this is
all part of the plan.

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Yeah, and, um, what
part of the plan comes

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after being chained by our feet
to the ceiling of a sea cave?

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The fun part.

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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Easy, Lillian Leitzel.

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Excuse me for not
wanting to die dangling.

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Oh, yeah, much better to die

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swinging back and forth
like a rummy old piņata.

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No one's going to die!

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But we will drown if we're
not free in a few minutes.

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So, Zara, what exactly is your plan?

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Because so far, it's...

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Rob a probably innocent man,

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then rob a definitely innocent museum...

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Get tranquilized,

31
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then hang upside down in a cave.

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The plan's actually too intense

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for your aging brain to understand,

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but we're waiting on step 3 of 12.

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14, if they have guard dogs.

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Seriously?

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- Seriously?
- Problem?

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"I have a plan, but I can't share it,"

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is exactly what people say
when they don't have a plan

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and hope it all works out.

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Wonder why you know that.

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We all know why I know that!

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The difference is, I
actually have a plan.

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- Trust me.
- I don't.

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You're a loose cannon.

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You're kind of also a loose cannon, bud.

47
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Exactly, and you can't have
two loose cannons on one ship.

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They'd smash everything.

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Yeah, as opposed to one loose cannon.

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I feel like "loose cannon"
is never used as a positive.

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Really? Because people
call me one all the time.

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And you think that's a compliment.

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Obviously.

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And now we know you're
not the subtext cannon.

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Said the stupid cannon.

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New plan, and I can share it.

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I'm saving the day.

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"And why does that require
you to be barefoot?"

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she asked, barely caring.

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It's not my feet. It's my shoe.

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I made Krieger install
an emergency phone

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- the week I joined the agency.
- Ugh. Why?

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Because it felt like
something a spy would have!

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And guess what. It is.

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Because I have it.

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Well, you're finally
using the shoe phone.

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It's about time. Does it stink?

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Shut up, Krieger. Listen, trace my call.

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The moron Interpol
agent got us captured.

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Well, according to your shoe,
you're on an island in Greece.

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Ooh, also according to your shoe,

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you're pigeon-toed.

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- We're in Greece?
- Jelly.

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So anything else?

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Organize a rescue, God damn it!

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Oh, shit.

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Congratulations on
your daring robberies.

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You have the attention of the Vanguard.

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But we only need one new member,

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so we will let the tide decide.

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I'll be back in an hour.

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You forgot to say, "Any questions?"

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To which I would say, "Lots."

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Like, do you wash these
chains between guests?

85
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Because salt water isn't
enough to get them clean.

86
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Oh, please, salt water
works fine on blood.

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It's rust you gotta worry about.

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- Ahh.
- Damn.

89
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Way to go, Zara.

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Ah!

91
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You couldn't have done that earlier?

92
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Like before I got this
inversion erection?

93
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I don't think that's a thing.

94
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Then explain why I have one!

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Step three was waiting
for them to leave us alone

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so we'd have more time to
infiltrate the facility.

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There was a step three!

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No, there wasn't!

99
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She's just doing things
and calling them steps.

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- Says the guy doing nothing.
- Am I?

101
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Or am I on step one of kicking your ass?

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Eh, still looks like nothing.

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Do you want me to get you down?

104
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No. Like my erection,
I will handle this myself.

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Look, our goal is to take
down the Vanguard leader,

106
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but he never leaves Vanguard's
secret island headquarters,

107
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and the only way to get
here was to be recruited.

108
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But now we're locked in
a quickly flooding cave.

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Are we?

110
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Was that...

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- Step four, baby.
- Not a step.

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See you after we accomplish the mission!

113
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Not if I see you first

114
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but after I accomplish
the mission with my plan.

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Yeah, good luck with that.

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She said with obvious jealousy.

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Okay, my plan.

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My plan,

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of which step one is...

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Utilize a friendly turtle!

121
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Which takes us to step two.

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Thoughts?

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I've got good news and bad news, people.

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What about spooky news?

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Ooh, you never hear about spooky news.

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- Right?
- Ugh, tell me the bad news.

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Well, the good news is,
the shoe phone worked great.

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And it gives me hope
for my next invention,

129
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the brain parasite phone.

130
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Krieger, the bad news.

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- The team was captured.
- What?

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Oh, wait, there's more good news.

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They're in Greece.

134
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How is that good news?

135
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Duh. It's olive season.

136
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Okay, we have to rescue them.

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You're all back on field duty.

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Aww. Okay.

139
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Ugh, I guess I'll get my knives.

140
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Wait, how are we gonna get
there on such short notice?

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You gave away the private plane.

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I gave away Robert's plane
because we don't need it

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or him or his stupid money.

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There are other ways to travel.

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Four to Athens, please.

146
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No, I don't wanna check my knives.

147
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I wanna carry them on the
plane like a normal person!

148
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Hey, Cyril, they still allow

149
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biological weapons on planes, right?

150
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What? No!

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Oh, really?

152
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Well, I'll be right back.

153
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I gotta say, Shelly,

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for a slow, inevitable death jail,

155
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this sea cave is pretty peaceful.

156
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But a way out would be nice.

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Where are the others?

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- Sharks?
- There are no sharks in Greece.

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There's sharks in the ocean.

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All the oceans are connected.

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You're telling me a shark
couldn't get to Greece?

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And get into this particular sea cave?

163
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Yeah, you've got a point there.

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Relax. I'm just trying to get your keys.

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But if you keep struggling...

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Hang on. Did you already drown?

167
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It's been, like, ten seconds.

168
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Uh, note to Vanguard:

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the guy guarding the water
jail should probably have

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bigger lungs than a canary.

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Take care, Shelly.

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And sorry for killing
that guy in your cave.

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Vanguard leader, come out to play!

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Move, asshole.

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Oh, hey! You didn't drown.

176
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And I drowned someone else.

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It's called going
above and beyond, Zara.

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Well, we're on step eight.

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See this guy's face? Step seven.

180
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Well, call me Saul of Tarsus.

181
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Why, are you blinding magicians now?

182
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No, you I'm a convert!

183
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This woman has a plan.

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She's like you, Archer,

185
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if all the chaos and explosions
and deaths were intentional.

186
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Everything I do is intentional.

187
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Remember when I crashed a space shuttle

188
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and Ray was paralyzed?

189
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- Vaguely.
- Exactly.

190
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"Exactly" what?

191
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- He's even better now.
- Says who?

192
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Well, if you're not, you
should've said something.

193
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I complain literally all the time!

194
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Anyway, I'm gonna keep
going on with the mission.

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Ha!

196
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Tell me where your boss is,

197
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or I will give you a bright idea.

198
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Because of the light bulb in his brain.

199
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- Nice.
- What boss?

200
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Your boss. The leader.

201
00:08:01,037 --> 00:08:02,627
Of the Vanguard.

202
00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:04,597
The Vanguard has no leader.

203
00:08:04,608 --> 00:08:06,346
What step is learning

204
00:08:06,357 --> 00:08:07,942
your plan doesn't work?

205
00:08:09,091 --> 00:08:11,268
But obviously, this
is bad for the mission.

206
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Uh, getting dark in here.

207
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Yeah, two ways.

208
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What do you mean the
Vanguard has no leader?

209
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We're nonhierarchical.

210
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Everyone is the leader.

211
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To wipe out the Vanguard,

212
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you have to kill all 61 members.

213
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Technically 60. I
accidentally drowned a guy.

214
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Maybe you know him? Bald?
Lungs like a baby bird?

215
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Damn! And damn.

216
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- 59. So we're tied.
- Not for long.

217
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- It's not a contest!
- But it could be.

218
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We've got a lot of Vanguard to take out.

219
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And an odd number. You
know, to avoid ties.

220
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Yeah, 'cause that's
the most important thing

221
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in a murder contest.

222
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The murders were accidents, Ray.

223
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- This will be more like...
- A concussion contest.

224
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Exactly, but never
finish my sentence again.

225
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It's on. Whoever knocks
out the most guards

226
00:09:00,809 --> 00:09:02,480
is officially the loosest cannon.

227
00:09:02,513 --> 00:09:04,484
- Loser is...
- A normal lady cannon?

228
00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:06,418
If that's the label you prefer.

229
00:09:08,157 --> 00:09:09,832
Wait, you're okay?

230
00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:13,824
Nope. So that's two me, and...

231
00:09:13,835 --> 00:09:15,406
All the rest me!

232
00:09:15,439 --> 00:09:18,036
Oh, good, another
mission based on spite.

233
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I know!

234
00:09:19,773 --> 00:09:21,406
Wait, was that sarcasm?

235
00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:22,575
I'm thrilled.

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00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:24,623
A rescue mission on a commercial plane

237
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with checked guns

238
00:09:25,881 --> 00:09:27,418
to save agents who failed to accomplish

239
00:09:27,429 --> 00:09:28,932
our first mission for Interpol,

240
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,649
thus putting the entire future
of this agency in jeopardy.

241
00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:33,162
Also, the moron in front of me

242
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,044
leaned his seat all the way back!

243
00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:38,036
Hey, I'm just exercising
my right to recline.

244
00:09:38,047 --> 00:09:39,765
And your right to suck.

245
00:09:39,776 --> 00:09:41,447
I am calling the flight attendant.

246
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Fine, go crying to your sky mom.

247
00:09:44,129 --> 00:09:45,833
I just wanted to do things
differently, you know,

248
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be the steady hand in the office,

249
00:09:47,203 --> 00:09:48,516
but instead, here I am,

250
00:09:48,527 --> 00:09:49,863
first mission in charge,
back in the field.

251
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Maybe I can't leave.

252
00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:52,935
I mean, Archer doesn't
work well on his own.

253
00:09:52,946 --> 00:09:54,684
- Are you okay?
- No.

254
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My submarine has bigger seats than this!

255
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,599
I asked you to charter
us a private plane.

256
00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:01,954
And I thought flying
commercial would be funny!

257
00:10:01,965 --> 00:10:03,936
They actually give you peanuts.

258
00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:05,973
I thought that was
some kind of weird joke.

259
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,110
Five perfectly good bioweapons

260
00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:09,847
thrown in a public trash can.

261
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,453
They should be in a
terrorist's trash can!

262
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,252
Stop saying those words on a plane.

263
00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,817
Sir, I'm gonna need you

264
00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:18,975
to come with me to
the back of the plane.

265
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,691
Ooh, upgrade.

266
00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:25,612
I'll save your peanuts for later.

267
00:10:28,785 --> 00:10:30,756
Oh, I'm sorry. Were
you gonna knock him out?

268
00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,158
No.

269
00:10:32,191 --> 00:10:34,229
I was going to knock him out.

270
00:10:34,263 --> 00:10:36,159
So you won't mind if I go after...

271
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,107
The slowest, sickest guard
on some future mission?

272
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,700
Not at all.

273
00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:46,064
You know, in a weird, accidental way,

274
00:10:46,075 --> 00:10:47,612
they're kind of a good team.

275
00:11:00,081 --> 00:11:03,054
Yeah, they're a regular
Farrell and Balanchine.

276
00:11:03,087 --> 00:11:05,283
Yeah, including the awkward age gap.

277
00:11:06,716 --> 00:11:08,254
Call it a tie?

278
00:11:08,932 --> 00:11:10,736
Hey, he was already unconscious!

279
00:11:10,747 --> 00:11:12,618
And excessive force is the tiebreaker.

280
00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:15,134
Point Archer, which means...

281
00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:18,419
I'm winning.

282
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:21,784
Damn, you guys have a cafeteria?

283
00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:24,568
We have to pay for our meals.

284
00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:26,823
I'm just saying, if
the choice was between

285
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,417
eating this meal and the plane crashing,

286
00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:31,566
I would choose the plane crash.

287
00:11:31,577 --> 00:11:35,218
The chicken is very good.
My compliments to the chef.

288
00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:37,668
Any chance the captain
could speed this flight up?

289
00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:39,025
We're in a bit of a rush.

290
00:11:40,675 --> 00:11:43,211
Maybe stepping up to run the
agency was the wrong move.

291
00:11:43,222 --> 00:11:44,793
I mean, I thought being
in the office would be

292
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,274
better for AJ, but not if I end up

293
00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:48,812
in the field every mission,
and Cheryl, I need you to stop.

294
00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:50,883
I need more room!

295
00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,653
This is like a plane for bugs!

296
00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:54,557
Ma'am, just a reminder

297
00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:56,873
that the captain has turned
on the fasten seat belt sign.

298
00:11:56,928 --> 00:11:59,226
Just a reminder that I don't care.

299
00:11:59,237 --> 00:12:01,427
Ma'am, I need you to calm down.

300
00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:03,823
You are alarming the other passengers.

301
00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:05,935
Well, they should be alarmed,
because I'm gonna buy this plane

302
00:12:05,946 --> 00:12:07,048
and crash it into the ground

303
00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:08,748
where all the other poor people live.

304
00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:11,631
The sky is for the
rich, you fucking bugs!

305
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,786
25.

306
00:12:25,819 --> 00:12:26,988
21.

307
00:12:27,021 --> 00:12:29,059
26 and 27.

308
00:12:29,092 --> 00:12:31,063
Ugh, 21 again.

309
00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:33,735
Get your own.

310
00:12:33,768 --> 00:12:36,119
I'm not the one who needs
to lay off the carbs.

311
00:12:36,619 --> 00:12:38,723
Ha! Oh, now we're body-shaming?

312
00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:41,707
Call it body-constructive criticism.

313
00:12:41,784 --> 00:12:44,222
Same side, assholes!

314
00:12:46,037 --> 00:12:47,541
- Pam, stop.
- What?

315
00:12:47,596 --> 00:12:48,799
We need an odd number of guards.

316
00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:51,213
If you knock one out,
Zara and I might tie.

317
00:12:51,224 --> 00:12:53,575
Come on. Seriously?

318
00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:58,663
Hey, uh, before we
do this, one question.

319
00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,666
Is anyone out sick today?

320
00:13:04,604 --> 00:13:07,101
What is happening?
We landed an hour ago.

321
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,282
Excuse me.

322
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:10,029
Lana, we're not supposed

323
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,222
to take off our seat belts
until we're at the gate.

324
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:13,670
And the gate is right there.

325
00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,379
Do they not know this
is a rescue mission?

326
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,057
On a commercial flight?
Huh. How would they not?

327
00:13:18,308 --> 00:13:19,545
Are they leaving?

328
00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:21,196
Hey! Hey!

329
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,537
You have a plane full of people here!

330
00:13:23,548 --> 00:13:25,839
Ma'am, it's not yet safe to stand.

331
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,910
Oh, not safe? Why?

332
00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:30,627
Are we in danger of running
into one of the zero employees

333
00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:31,929
currently helping out there?

334
00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:34,580
- Ma'am...
- Oh, do not "ma'am" me.

335
00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:36,683
I have jumped out of
planes over war zones

336
00:13:36,694 --> 00:13:38,632
with a parachute made from a negligee.

337
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,146
I think I'll be fine crossing the tarmac

338
00:13:40,157 --> 00:13:42,160
at Baklava International Airport.

339
00:13:42,171 --> 00:13:43,675
Don't you dare come
at me with that ta...

340
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,404
Ah, will you look at
that? An eye massager.

341
00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:54,807
What'll they think of next?

342
00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:04,884
How many is that?

343
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,955
Uh, little busy avoiding death

344
00:14:06,988 --> 00:14:08,533
and not being able to fight back.

345
00:14:08,544 --> 00:14:10,479
Well, I count 30!

346
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,666
Same.

347
00:14:14,135 --> 00:14:15,706
Ah! Damn it!

348
00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:19,914
- Seriously?
- That face belongs to my fist!

349
00:14:19,947 --> 00:14:22,218
- I could also just leave.
- No!

350
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,056
50 on Archer, but 20 on Zara
to break one of his arms.

351
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,339
Ugh, who puts olives in lasagna?

352
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,578
They are in season.

353
00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:39,243
Enough.

354
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,789
Uh, can whatever this is wait

355
00:14:40,822 --> 00:14:42,726
until I knock out this terrified man?

356
00:14:42,759 --> 00:14:44,263
I'm afraid not.

357
00:14:44,296 --> 00:14:47,101
I'm the Warden, leader of the Vanguard.

358
00:14:47,134 --> 00:14:48,872
- Wha...
- Ugh!

359
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,862
Sorry, it's not you.

360
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,475
It's just, now there is an even number.

361
00:14:58,056 --> 00:15:01,129
Look at us. Tied with our own zips.

362
00:15:01,162 --> 00:15:03,617
Ugh, don't remind me... of the tie.

363
00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:05,004
It's 30 to 30.

364
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,336
Is that seriously what you're
thinking about right now?

365
00:15:07,347 --> 00:15:09,045
I mean... yes?

366
00:15:09,078 --> 00:15:11,033
You know, I'm beginning to think

367
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,755
you're not aspiring new recruits.

368
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,859
We are, but she's a spy.

369
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:17,796
Ugh, we're all spies.

370
00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:19,154
Is this still part of your plan?

371
00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:21,271
"Plan" in massive air quotes.

372
00:15:21,282 --> 00:15:24,053
Pretty sure y'all's little
competition derailed the plan.

373
00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:25,768
- Or did it?
- It did.

374
00:15:25,779 --> 00:15:27,225
- I derailed you.
- Ha!

375
00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:29,207
So you admit there was a plan to derail.

376
00:15:29,218 --> 00:15:31,134
No! Uh, shit. Hang on, I...

377
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,296
Do I have your attention?

378
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:35,343
Not really, no.

379
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:37,969
Have you ever heard that you catch

380
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,317
more flies with honey?

381
00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:41,483
Oh, right in the same hole!

382
00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:43,171
Probably just luck.

383
00:15:43,182 --> 00:15:44,191
Oh!

384
00:15:44,202 --> 00:15:45,919
It's not luck.

385
00:15:45,952 --> 00:15:48,234
Same hole again. This guy's good.

386
00:15:48,245 --> 00:15:50,249
Okay. You have his attention.

387
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,833
Still can't believe
you're not nonhierarchical.

388
00:15:52,866 --> 00:15:54,904
A lie for my protection.

389
00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:57,041
If no one believes there's a leader,

390
00:15:57,074 --> 00:15:59,212
there's no leader to find.

391
00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:01,083
But, you know, someone
has to write the checks

392
00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:02,853
and decide which holidays to take off.

393
00:16:02,886 --> 00:16:04,583
Oh, we've got someone like that.

394
00:16:04,594 --> 00:16:06,093
She's, uh, new at the job,

395
00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:08,430
but feel confident
saying she's bad at it.

396
00:16:08,441 --> 00:16:10,489
It's certainly not going to help

397
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,139
that she's lost an entire team.

398
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:15,510
What? What? What? What?

399
00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:18,232
Why tie us up if you're just
gonna shoot us right way?

400
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,616
Why give 60 men concussions?

401
00:16:20,627 --> 00:16:23,633
You have your process, and I have mine.

402
00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:26,287
Wait! Are you really the
leader of the Vanguard?

403
00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:27,722
- Yes.
- But really?

404
00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:28,835
Really, really?

405
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,788
- Yes.
- Great.

406
00:16:31,955 --> 00:16:33,326
What the hell just happened?

407
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,431
- Is that...
- Step 12.

408
00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:36,791
Archer has a shoe phone.

409
00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:38,174
I have a shoe gun.

410
00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:39,382
Seems more useful.

411
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:43,242
Oh, also, that's 31 to 30, so I win.

412
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,623
Step 12?

413
00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:47,509
I thought we were still on step nine!

414
00:16:47,564 --> 00:16:50,571
Zara, I'm gonna tell you
what I told the dry cleaner

415
00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:53,036
who got yuzu off my yukata:

416
00:16:53,047 --> 00:16:55,569
- you might be a genius.
- Yeah, you might...

417
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,050
Warden down.

418
00:16:57,061 --> 00:17:00,762
Vanguard base to
self-destruct in five minutes.

419
00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:03,575
The base explodes if the Warden dies?

420
00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:06,914
Does the new leader have to
build a completely new base?

421
00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:08,318
I'm a little more concerned

422
00:17:08,351 --> 00:17:10,154
about how we're all tied to chairs

423
00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:12,292
in a building that's about to explode.

424
00:17:12,325 --> 00:17:14,530
So, genius, what part
of the plan is this?

425
00:17:14,563 --> 00:17:15,999
Technically, the plan only went up

426
00:17:16,032 --> 00:17:17,536
to killing the leader of the Vanguard,

427
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:21,009
so I guess the plan is to
blow up in five minutes.

428
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,279
New plan.

429
00:17:22,312 --> 00:17:24,383
Hope that the shoe
phones are waterproof.

430
00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:28,591
- Archer.
- You'll have to speak up.

431
00:17:28,624 --> 00:17:31,029
I'm calling on a long-distance shoe.

432
00:17:31,062 --> 00:17:32,299
We'll be there in five minutes.

433
00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:33,568
Although, full disclosure,

434
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:35,171
the airline lost our bags,

435
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,822
so we don't have any
weapons or beach clothes.

436
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:39,671
Uh, additional full disclosure,

437
00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:41,183
we're blowing up in four minutes.

438
00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:42,218
- What?
- Okay, tell them

439
00:17:42,251 --> 00:17:43,455
we have one knife.

440
00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:45,024
Oh, where did you get that?

441
00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:47,329
- Uh, I brought it?
- On the plane?

442
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:48,342
It's ceramic.

443
00:17:48,353 --> 00:17:50,089
Lana, in case we explode,

444
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,620
I want you to know,
I've never respected...

445
00:17:52,631 --> 00:17:54,201
Archer? Archer.

446
00:17:54,212 --> 00:17:55,582
The battery must be dead.

447
00:17:55,593 --> 00:17:57,698
I told him I could've fit more batteries

448
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,379
in a kitten heel.

449
00:18:00,054 --> 00:18:02,292
On the bright side, now
that we're tied to chairs

450
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:03,795
instead of a cave ceiling,

451
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:06,623
I can move close enough to do this.

452
00:18:06,634 --> 00:18:09,427
Do what? Kick the air near me?

453
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:10,834
You know that wasn't my intent!

454
00:18:10,845 --> 00:18:12,100
Fight toward an exit.

455
00:18:12,111 --> 00:18:13,915
We've got three minutes.

456
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,932
All you'd have to do is sit here,

457
00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:20,318
and you'd never have to deal
with any of them ever again.

458
00:18:22,097 --> 00:18:24,169
And miss all that good TV?

459
00:18:24,409 --> 00:18:25,639
No.

460
00:18:29,145 --> 00:18:30,982
Whoa!

461
00:18:49,453 --> 00:18:50,956
Just let me go first!

462
00:18:50,989 --> 00:18:52,661
I'd rather die.

463
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:55,532
- You're about to.
- You don't know my explosion tolerance!

464
00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:57,313
Grudge later, you dicks.

465
00:19:00,053 --> 00:19:02,434
Oh, thank God. I'm so glad to see you.

466
00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:07,413
31! We tied.

467
00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,553
Oh, thank God. We're not too late.

468
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:16,351
Not too late for what, s'mores?

469
00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:18,199
Oh, my God.

470
00:19:18,469 --> 00:19:20,169
They're... they're gone.

471
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,018
They're... they're really gone.

472
00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:24,274
If we can find even a shred of DNA,

473
00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:26,126
I can bring them back.

474
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,574
In the bodies of dogs.

475
00:19:27,828 --> 00:19:29,277
Any dog you want.

476
00:19:29,288 --> 00:19:31,532
Collies, Labradors, pugs.

477
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:32,679
Look!

478
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,152
How do I keep forgetting I can do that?

479
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:46,625
Because you don't want
to admit to yourself

480
00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:47,872
that you're an abomination?

481
00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:49,673
Oh, there it is.

482
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,699
- Lana Kane.
- Zara Kahn.

483
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,548
So the leader of the Vanguard is dead.

484
00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:55,184
Their facility is destroyed.

485
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,813
I believe Interpol would consider
that a mission accomplished.

486
00:19:57,824 --> 00:19:59,293
Congratulations.

487
00:19:59,326 --> 00:20:02,266
And better luck next time, lady cannon.

488
00:20:02,299 --> 00:20:04,537
Uh, more like same luck this time.

489
00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:05,683
I got the final guard on the way out,

490
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,709
which means we tied.
What do you say to that?

491
00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:10,282
Step 5B: provide a metaphorical fig leaf

492
00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:12,488
for your limp, wilting ego.

493
00:20:12,499 --> 00:20:15,024
There were sub-steps?

494
00:20:15,035 --> 00:20:17,072
There were sub-steps.

495
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,154
Uh, what's happening on this mission?

496
00:20:19,231 --> 00:20:21,737
A commercial airline
made a powerful enemy.

497
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:23,474
Your attitude was tanking the mission,

498
00:20:23,507 --> 00:20:25,365
so I gave you a goal to get you in line.

499
00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:26,813
It's not a contest!

500
00:20:26,824 --> 00:20:28,421
But it could be.

501
00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:30,633
You thought you were proving
you were a loose cannon.

502
00:20:30,644 --> 00:20:33,516
I had you tied down the whole time.

503
00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:36,199
No, that's... I... this doesn't
make you the loose cannon!

504
00:20:36,232 --> 00:20:37,861
Oh, I'm not a loose cannon.

505
00:20:37,872 --> 00:20:40,775
I'm more a shotgun filled with scalpels.

506
00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,178
Ooh, I'm getting one of those.

507
00:20:42,211 --> 00:20:44,617
How have I not made one of those?

508
00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:48,057
Hmm, maybe I don't need to go
back in the field after all.

509
00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:49,382
How would you like a new job?

510
00:20:49,393 --> 00:20:50,697
Would I have to relocate?

511
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,521
- I'm based in Europe.
- Oh. Uh...

512
00:20:52,532 --> 00:20:54,884
And if I do relocate, is
there a moving stipend?

513
00:20:54,895 --> 00:20:56,496
Also, am I under a fixed contract?

514
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,210
Who deals with my migration status?

515
00:20:58,243 --> 00:21:00,080
And if I quit, do I
get to keep the stipend?

516
00:21:00,113 --> 00:21:01,858
Uh, sure that we can do, um...

517
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,088
No! I'm fucking with you.

518
00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:05,625
I've been looking for a new challenge,

519
00:21:05,658 --> 00:21:07,979
and you seem like a better
boss than those Interpol pricks.

520
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:10,671
But I want what Archer makes, plus $1.

521
00:21:10,682 --> 00:21:12,238
Wha... on what basis?

522
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,242
On the basis that I was
the best at Interpol.

523
00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:16,756
I'll be the best at
whatever you guys are.

524
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:19,520
- Deal. You are hired.
- What?

525
00:21:19,553 --> 00:21:21,424
You know, I sort of
liked flying commercial.

526
00:21:21,457 --> 00:21:23,294
There was more bondage than I expected.

527
00:21:23,393 --> 00:21:24,696
What just happened?

528
00:21:24,707 --> 00:21:26,711
I think you just got a new partner

529
00:21:26,722 --> 00:21:29,127
who technically makes more than you.

530
00:21:29,138 --> 00:21:30,408
Like I care.

531
00:21:30,441 --> 00:21:32,038
Cyril, do you think
she knows I don't care?

532
00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,164
- I don't know.
- Well, she needs to,

533
00:21:34,175 --> 00:21:36,375
because I don't.

534
00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:37,955
Zara?

535
00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,636
Zara?

536
00:21:39,669 --> 00:21:41,640
Zara!

537
00:21:44,465 --> 00:21:52,465
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