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Forward to HR.

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Hmm, not quite.

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Fix section two and
bring it to my office.

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Open door policy.

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Tell them no, and swear a lot.

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I expect foulness and creativity.

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Hey, how was your weekend?
Do not care.

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Where's the booze?

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I'm sure you're capable

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of finding a drink on your own.

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Come on. Where would I find...

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I'll consider this an apology.

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Wow, you guys actually look pretty good.

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Thank you for noticing.

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I am on a new fitness regimen.

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I've been practicing on the range.

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Didn't practice the spinning, though,

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which I thought would be easier.

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And I feel like there's
only a 10% chance

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I'll attack my coworkers' eyes

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with stainless steel kebab skewers.

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I mean, you should really be at zero.

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- Now it's up to 20.
- Ah!

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Eh, still pretty good.

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All right, back to basics here.

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Missions that make us money

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and make the world a better place.

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No muss, no waste.

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That certainly explains these guys.

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You, uh, ready for us to start?

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Yep, we're all about efficiency,

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so you can start now.

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So this "no waste" thing, Lana.

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How does that jive with
your office remodel?

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It's part of my new
philosophy, true transparency.

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The walls of my office will be glass.

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Isn't it a contradiction
for a spy agency

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to be so transparent?

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- No!
- Why not?

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Because shut up!

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I mean, that's not really
constructive right now, Cyril.

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Nice save.

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I don't think anyone noticed.

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Could you keep it...

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Down for just a minute

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until the briefing is over?

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Mission one of our new era.

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The Vanguard is a crew of
international jewel thieves.

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Ex-Special Forces.

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Highly organized.

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They have stolen billions.

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Who cares about shiny rocks?

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Unless...

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- Are we working for magpies?
- Ray?

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Y'all, this is our trial
to work with Interpol.

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One of their agents is
asking us for the assist.

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Wow. Cheryl: Interpol!

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This could really put us on the map,

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and that map is of
Paris, France, Europe.

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Nice! Who thinks I can eat

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a whole baguette without chewing?

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Bets on the table. Odds are two to one.

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- Nah.
- Pass.

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- No.
- Obviously you can.

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Oh, right, you guys saw that one.

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Pretty impressive, and it did make

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for an entertaining funeral brunch.

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Pam, with all the new hires,

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I need you here to keep an eye on HR.

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But Paris! And...

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Sorry, thought I had it. Didn't have it.

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But come on!
I can do both at the same time.

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Just like solemnly
paying your last respects

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and inhaling carbs.

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Exactly. Thank you.

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I'll do HR stuff from
the phone over there.

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Ugh, all right.

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Pam, you'll go with Archer and Ray.

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Uh, I like Paris.

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Yeah, I need you here to
get Accounting up to speed.

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Pam gets to go.

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Yeah, but we like her.

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Okay. We get this right,

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and we'll have all the
Interpol work we can eat.

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It's all a part of our new beginning.

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And with that, continue.

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And in the interest of new beginnings,

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maybe we keep this to ourselves.

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Don't worry, Lana.

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He was probably just gasping
at your progressive leadership.

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B-b-b-body!

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No, it was the body.

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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Why does everyone stand up?

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It's not like we're going anywhere.

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You're standing up.

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Otherwise, I'll lose my spot.

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Look at me like that again,

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and I'll slap you like a Huguenot.

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Dude, you need to chill.

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The wine they have in
France is l'amazing.

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Uh, yeah, this stuff's from Quebec,

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and I think it's made
from beaver squeezins.

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Ah, the French.

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Where's the romance, the intrigue?

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Spies do not fly coach!

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But they do apparently yell
about how they're spies.

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Misdirection, everyone!

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Who's this Interpol douche anyway?

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All it said was "Agent Z."

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Probably some washed-up hack,

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a bureaucratic mushroom feeding

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on the decaying corpse of Europe,

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giving come-hither looks to his...

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- Shotgun!
- Shotgun!

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Ah, damn it!

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Zara Khan, Interpol.

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We weren't expecting
someone with your profile

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or bone structure.

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Well, it's a blessing and a curse.

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Uh, what's the curse?

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- Pretending there's a curse part.
- L'zing.

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So you are officially
independent consultants

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joining me on a fact-finding mission.

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And unofficially?

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Unofficially, I'd recommend
a more modern hairstyle.

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- Double zing!
- I would, but I'd be arrested

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by the U.S. Park Service
for desecrating a national treasure.

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Uh, you in a hurry here?

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Always.

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Wait, what are we doing?

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Like I said, fact-finding.

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We're just chasing down a lead.

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Ah!

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- Jesus.
- Um, was it in that guy's skull?

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Doesn't look like it,

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but I bet there are more skulls in here.

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Well, it's not one of mine.

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Wait, what do you mean, "one of yours"?

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Well, this one has the
"right" number of heads,

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and look at those hands.

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Oh! Zero embedded poison sacs.

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Well, we're in luck.
The teeth are well-preserved.

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Okay, cross-reference those
with our dental records.

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I don't know what that means.

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I just think teeth are neat.

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"Hey, bones, get back inside!"

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"No!"

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So we're calling the police, right,

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since we're so above board now?

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Yeah, this is an internal matter.

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Internal, like my fingers
in this dead guy's mouth.

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Internal like I'm
going to gently convince

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and/or threaten the guy that saw this

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so he forgets all about it.

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Go get him.

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I think he just walked in.

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Well, that saves time.

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Tell me where the Eye of the Serpent is!

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Are we straight up robbing this guy?

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He doesn't look like a cat burglar.

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Because he's clearly a dog person.

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- Don't say dog person!
- Boom, got it in.

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- No, you did not.
- Whoa, uh, guys.

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If you don't tell me, it's
your pinky or your pug.

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- Oh, Muffin!
- Your choice.

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I... I... I can't choose.

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Guess it's both.

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- 3, 2...
- Oh, no! Oh, no! No!

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I'll tell. I'll tell!

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I wouldn't have shot the dog.

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And the finger?

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I've always thought ten is a lot.

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Oh, mints.

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This is a real roller coaster.

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She knows how to handle herself, though.

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- I don't trust her.
- This whole thing is designed

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to bond us to her
through intense emotion.

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You gotta fight it.

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Jesus Christ, you worry too much.

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That is famously not my problem.

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- Tell her!
- He gets shot, like, all the time.

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And safe sex? Forget it.

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He is absolutely riddled
with God knows what.

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The doctors sure don't.

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Good to know.

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- Do you think she likes me?
- You're pathetic.

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I've done all I can.

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That's 3-inch glass
that can only be opened

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- by the insurance company.
- Bollocks.

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Guess we should probably just give up.

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Unless... did anyone
bring a hypersonic punch?

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Huh? What? Huh?

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I guess I did!

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You'll want to get behind something.

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Is there any practical
difference between

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what we just did and blatant crime?

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Mm, it's more the attitude.

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Uh, spl...

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Do not say it. I forbid it.

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- Sploosh.
- I heard that!

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And I am sorry you were privy
to that internal discussion.

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We try to keep things lighthearted.

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Not a problem, though I have
already informed everyone

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about the body because
of our stated values

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- of openness and transparency.
- Cheryl!

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Go get me some staples, please.

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Oh! Wait, you're right.

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Those will totally hurt more.

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Thank you, Kurt.

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I'm glad to hear you did that.

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You are?

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Obviously, because I'd already scheduled

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a town hall where I'll be very happy

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to hear everyone's concerns.

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Uh-huh.

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Does it bother you that Cheryl has

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a kebab skewer holster?

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Mm, not as much as it should.

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All right, you need to
tell us what's going on,

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like, now, because...

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Oh, she's got a little slide show.

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Last week, the Vanguard
stole a sculpture

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called the Golden Dragon
from a private collector.

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This, the emerald we stole today,

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was originally one of its eyes.

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We steal the second tomorrow
from the National Gallery.

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Questions?

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Um, feels more like a crime spree.

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How does this get us to the Vanguard?

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I've chased these guys for years.
They're impenetrable.

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The only time they
interact with outsiders

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is when they recruit new members.

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So we're basically rushing
the Vanguard's fraternity?

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No, thanks. My doctor says I
have to cut down on getting paddled,

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or I'll develop something
called "dead ass."

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What? Sorry my life's cooler than yours.

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And Interpol is fine with this?

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- In theory.
- That means no.

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Every time I've gotten close
to these guys, they bolt.

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We're pretty sure we have a mole,

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which is why we hired you guys.

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Let's all get some rest.

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Today you were just back-up,
but tomorrow is the real deal.

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So we're turning her
in to the cops, right?

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If the French have cops

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and not mimes with invisible guns.

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What are you talking about?

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Stealing jewels,

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pretending there's a mole in Interpol

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so we don't contact them.

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She's obviously part of Vanguard

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and even more obviously
gonna double-cross us.

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00:10:04,006 --> 00:10:06,678
Okay, and you're sure
you're not just saying that

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because you're intimidated by her?

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00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,753
And she is not at all into you?

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00:10:10,764 --> 00:10:12,568
One, she's obviously into me,

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because I can read the subtle
art of reverse body language.

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And two, I'm not into her.

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You seem pretty worked up, bud.

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00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:22,799
Things will look better if
you go have a glass of wine,

262
00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:25,850
meditate, then gaze
down at the Paris streets

263
00:10:25,883 --> 00:10:27,278
while you rub one out.

264
00:10:27,289 --> 00:10:28,878
That's what this gal is gonna do.

265
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,558
I mean, I wasn't gonna do that,

266
00:10:30,569 --> 00:10:32,318
but I think I have new plans.

267
00:10:32,329 --> 00:10:34,408
Yeah, you guys are probably right.

268
00:10:34,419 --> 00:10:36,152
Maybe I am overreacting.

269
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,780
I'll just call it a night.

270
00:10:41,715 --> 00:10:43,251
Misdirection.

271
00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:47,226
God, I hate being right all the time.

272
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:48,829
Wait, no, I don't.

273
00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:51,233
It's the best.

274
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,322
Ah, the perfect place to meet up

275
00:11:02,355 --> 00:11:04,961
with your Vanguard buddies.

276
00:11:04,994 --> 00:11:06,932
Mmm, mmm, wow.

277
00:11:07,138 --> 00:11:08,441
Mmm, that's pretty good.

278
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,305
You should order that again.

279
00:11:11,675 --> 00:11:13,579
Ah, the perfect place to...

280
00:11:14,881 --> 00:11:16,799
Be backstabbed by your friends!

281
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,169
- You what?
- I said the first part over there.

282
00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:21,081
Come on. We're just hanging out.

283
00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:22,128
Monsieur, une chaise?

284
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,242
Make it two, pal.

285
00:11:23,253 --> 00:11:25,658
Wow, going pretty hard, huh?

286
00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:28,074
Oh, you haven't seen me go hard.

287
00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:30,239
I think a lot of ladies
haven't seen you go hard.

288
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:33,017
Also, you just ordered two chairs.

289
00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:34,821
Can you please keep it down?

290
00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,766
Everybody's looking at us.

291
00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:39,252
Look, Archer, you seemed pretty steamed,

292
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,334
so I figured I'd let you cool off.

293
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,104
But I just want to get
to know you guys better.

294
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,275
Yeah, probably to probe for weaknesses.

295
00:11:45,308 --> 00:11:46,912
Sure it's not about something else?

296
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,292
Yeah, they told me how someone

297
00:11:48,303 --> 00:11:50,742
posing as an Interpol
liaison kidnapped your child.

298
00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:52,122
That must have been really hard.

299
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,557
- Well, I guess it was diff...
- wait a second!

300
00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:57,221
Why are you giving her
information about my family?

301
00:11:57,232 --> 00:11:59,971
And don't try to plumb
my psychological depths,

302
00:11:59,982 --> 00:12:02,755
because I assure you, I don't have any.

303
00:12:02,766 --> 00:12:05,687
Pam, you're in contact with Lana.
What does she think of all this?

304
00:12:05,698 --> 00:12:07,776
Um, I actually turned my phone off

305
00:12:07,787 --> 00:12:08,789
to concentrate on the mission,

306
00:12:08,822 --> 00:12:10,880
because I'm a professional.

307
00:12:12,162 --> 00:12:13,297
Oh, boy.

308
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,039
HR won't respond to our complaints.

309
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:19,878
All we're asking is a simple
workplace safety question.

310
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,915
How did the body get in the wall?

311
00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:23,051
And how long has it been there?

312
00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:24,253
Glad you asked.

313
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,756
Well, our working theory is

314
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:27,427
that the person in
question was rehearsing

315
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:30,365
a one-man show of "The
Cask of Amontillado"

316
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,035
that, hmm, got a little out of hand.

317
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,306
What? No, that is not what...

318
00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:37,665
Or it was someone annoying
we needed to get rid of.

319
00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:38,871
Seriously?

320
00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:40,686
For the love of God, Cheryl.

321
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,759
Yes, right, for the love of God.

322
00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:45,741
Look, in the spirit of openness,

323
00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:47,989
we don't know how the
body got in the wall.

324
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,600
But you all signed a
non-disclosure agreement

325
00:12:50,611 --> 00:12:52,064
and a declaration that you might see

326
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,412
disturbing things at this job.

327
00:12:53,445 --> 00:12:55,850
So let's all get back to work, okay?

328
00:12:55,861 --> 00:13:00,103
? Who wants vegan protein mini muffins ?

329
00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:01,621
- Screw you.
- Ugh.

330
00:13:01,632 --> 00:13:02,997
Come on.

331
00:13:04,232 --> 00:13:06,270
Cyril, I need you to
do a thorough background check

332
00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:08,495
on Interpol agent Zara Khan.

333
00:13:08,506 --> 00:13:10,780
- I think she's a mole.
- I'm kind of busy, Archer.

334
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,943
Oh, I'm sorry.

335
00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:13,975
Well, in that case, do it anyway!

336
00:13:16,783 --> 00:13:18,832
Damn it, I said get the same one!

337
00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:21,232
Now no one gets it.

338
00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:24,295
So we're really following
this obvious turncoat

339
00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:26,702
into a situation that will
probably get us killed?

340
00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:29,038
And we're really gonna
sit here and listen

341
00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:30,453
to rhetorical questions?

342
00:13:30,486 --> 00:13:31,989
It wasn't rhetorical.

343
00:13:32,022 --> 00:13:33,024
Or was it?

344
00:13:33,057 --> 00:13:34,360
Yeah, who's to say?

345
00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:35,963
Look, if you're so worked up about it,

346
00:13:35,996 --> 00:13:37,800
just run a background check on her.

347
00:13:37,811 --> 00:13:39,158
Well, in fact, I did,

348
00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:41,140
and she has a perfect record of arrests

349
00:13:41,173 --> 00:13:44,280
on every case she's done,
which is the perfect cover.

350
00:13:44,335 --> 00:13:46,139
I say we kill her.

351
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,420
Come on. Let's go.

352
00:13:49,234 --> 00:13:50,871
Sorry, hate to question you,

353
00:13:50,926 --> 00:13:53,637
but should we maybe
wait till it's closed?

354
00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:54,984
It is. Private event.

355
00:13:54,995 --> 00:13:56,270
So more security.

356
00:13:56,281 --> 00:13:58,525
Just means more chances for
us to make them look silly.

357
00:13:58,536 --> 00:14:00,708
- Gotta love that moxie.
- I'm a little rusty.

358
00:14:00,719 --> 00:14:02,839
Moxie is French for
"terrible decision," right?

359
00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:04,053
Spoken like a man with moxie.

360
00:14:04,086 --> 00:14:05,456
It's not called moxie in men.

361
00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:07,792
It's called just being a man.

362
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,953
Oh, so it's called "double standard."

363
00:14:09,964 --> 00:14:13,037
Pff, no, you don't call it that.

364
00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:26,609
Man, what a shit show.

365
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,711
Who was this for, Gertrude Ederle?

366
00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:30,473
Because I am swimming in this.

367
00:14:30,506 --> 00:14:32,109
I mean, mine fits great.

368
00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:35,120
- Yours is okay. Mine is amazing.
- I'm sorry, Archer.

369
00:14:35,131 --> 00:14:37,575
I was just going by memory,
and I guess in my mind...

370
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,223
- Here it comes.
- You have a gut.

371
00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:41,138
- You call this a gut?
- Quiet!

372
00:14:41,193 --> 00:14:42,793
And no! Honestly,

373
00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:44,875
it's really impressive
for someone your age.

374
00:14:44,954 --> 00:14:46,156
Ray, Pam,

375
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,869
go to the rotunda and cause a diversion.

376
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,448
- A big one.
- Uh, in front of everybody?

377
00:14:51,481 --> 00:14:53,351
Archer, come with me, and stay close

378
00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:54,854
so I don't double-cross you.

379
00:14:54,865 --> 00:14:56,235
Oh, sure, joke about the thing

380
00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:57,816
you're actually gonna do.

381
00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,932
That's convincing everybody.

382
00:14:59,943 --> 00:15:02,246
Uh, looking a little green there, buddy.

383
00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:03,594
I kind of have a thing
about looking silly

384
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,241
in front of fancy people.

385
00:15:05,274 --> 00:15:06,411
In high school, I was a waiter

386
00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:08,358
at the nicest restaurant in town,

387
00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:10,240
and it wasn't great.

388
00:15:15,574 --> 00:15:19,784
Boy, you're never gonna
amount to nothing, you stay a fool.

389
00:15:20,439 --> 00:15:22,216
Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

390
00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:25,371
That was the nicest restaurant?

391
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:28,154
Well, it was a small, very shitty town.

392
00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:30,002
Well, now you can purge
yourself of your fear.

393
00:15:30,057 --> 00:15:31,561
Embrace the chaos.

394
00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:34,567
Well, whatever this is,
at least it won't be...

395
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,974
the wedding reception of an
archduke and a movie star!

396
00:15:38,007 --> 00:15:39,611
Pam, I can't do this.

397
00:15:39,644 --> 00:15:42,015
Come on. Nobody knows who you are.

398
00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:43,397
Excuse-moi, didn't you win

399
00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:45,923
the bronze medal in the giant slalom?

400
00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:48,666
Sorry, I'm just a giant skiing fan.

401
00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:50,211
My whole table is.

402
00:15:50,222 --> 00:15:53,228
Everyone, everyone, look who I just met.

403
00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:55,188
Nope, I'm leaving. Ow!

404
00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:58,236
How dare you speak to me that way!

405
00:15:58,247 --> 00:15:59,316
Come on, hit me.

406
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,886
I'm not ruining this wedding.

407
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,390
That's what you think.

408
00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:03,959
You knave!

409
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,551
They're rich, not medieval.

410
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,338
Attention! Attention!

411
00:16:10,372 --> 00:16:12,610
All guards to the ballroom.

412
00:16:13,174 --> 00:16:15,181
Okay. You can see both exits from here.

413
00:16:15,214 --> 00:16:17,553
- Stay and keep watch.
- Oh, so you can grab the jewel

414
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,323
and slip out like the snake you are?

415
00:16:19,356 --> 00:16:20,659
How would a snake grab a jewel?

416
00:16:20,692 --> 00:16:22,463
With its tongue, obviously.

417
00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:23,955
They're prehensile.

418
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,152
Okay, I still have questions
about how it crawls,

419
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:27,867
but I'm gonna go grab
this thing instead.

420
00:16:27,878 --> 00:16:29,298
You know nothing about nature,

421
00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:30,579
and I'm coming with.

422
00:16:30,612 --> 00:16:32,984
From here on out, I am attached to you.

423
00:16:32,995 --> 00:16:34,631
Oh, what, like a male anglerfish?

424
00:16:34,642 --> 00:16:36,446
Good reference, but I'm still mad.

425
00:16:36,457 --> 00:16:38,027
Hey, who are you guys?

426
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,109
Oh, hey. I'm Officer Night.

427
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,291
You might be wondering my first name.

428
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,529
Officer? We are not officers.

429
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:45,743
Ooh.

430
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,382
First name, Good. "Good Night."

431
00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:50,218
Oh, I don't think he gets it.

432
00:16:50,273 --> 00:16:52,110
Well, smash and grab time.

433
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,195
That way! You lead!

434
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,478
There is no way I'm
turning my back on you.

435
00:16:59,629 --> 00:17:00,758
I would have gone left.

436
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,244
Ugh! Stop backseat escaping!

437
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,508
I don't care. Get it done!

438
00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:08,435
Yeah, I'm on it. Hold on a sec.

439
00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:11,315
Usually HR complaints
don't involve a dead body,

440
00:17:11,326 --> 00:17:13,231
a town hall to discuss the dead body,

441
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,981
and then a blatant lie
involving Edgar Allan Poe.

442
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,269
Ouch!

443
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,188
I'm on the goddamn phone!

444
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:23,951
Oh, sorry, your Archdukeness.

445
00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:25,310
I wouldn't worry about it.

446
00:17:25,321 --> 00:17:27,125
It's not like violence
against an archduke

447
00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:28,695
ever led to something bad.

448
00:17:28,728 --> 00:17:30,566
I'll come up with
something for you, Lana.

449
00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:32,269
If I wanted to be a career babysitter,

450
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,006
I would have majored in sociology

451
00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:35,822
at a regional community college.

452
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,520
Fucking fix it!

453
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,318
Here you are, Ms. Arch...

454
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,214
Oh, my God, I'm Malory.

455
00:17:42,225 --> 00:17:44,527
- Sorry.
- You know, systems of power...

456
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,665
Go print an invoice.

457
00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:54,614
Huh? Jeezy-petes!

458
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,187
Archer, we weren't hired by Interpol.

459
00:17:58,198 --> 00:17:59,688
There's a zero instead of the "O."

460
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:00,814
It's a fake!

461
00:18:02,897 --> 00:18:04,539
Interpol didn't hire us.

462
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,438
- You did.
- It's not what you think.

463
00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:08,887
What I think is that
you give me that emerald,

464
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:12,138
and I take you to the
cops or mimes or whatever.

465
00:18:12,276 --> 00:18:14,381
I'm afraid I can't do that.

466
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,727
I am not cleaning that up.

467
00:18:25,783 --> 00:18:27,735
We're not so different, you and I.

468
00:18:27,746 --> 00:18:30,340
Wait, I know how that
sounds, but seriously.

469
00:18:30,351 --> 00:18:32,013
You're the mole at Interpol.

470
00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:34,416
"Intermole."

471
00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:35,856
Damn it, it was right there.

472
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,200
You saw my record.

473
00:18:37,211 --> 00:18:38,591
People at Interpol have been trying

474
00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:40,806
to sabotage me because
I make them look bad.

475
00:18:40,839 --> 00:18:42,985
So I hired you personally
to catch the Vanguard.

476
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,517
Then why were you buying us all drinks

477
00:18:44,528 --> 00:18:46,532
and trying to find out
personal stuff about us?

478
00:18:46,651 --> 00:18:48,755
Because Interpol is Snore City,

479
00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:50,593
and you guys are fun.

480
00:18:50,648 --> 00:18:51,758
We do kind of rule.

481
00:18:51,769 --> 00:18:53,787
But honestly, the
real reason I hired you

482
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:55,669
is I just have to win.

483
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,123
And I knew you would come through.

484
00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,946
I've got a motorcycle
stashed on the stairwell.

485
00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:16,466
Can I drive down the
stairs on the motorcycle?

486
00:19:16,477 --> 00:19:18,019
If you're okay with
me sitting behind you.

487
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,249
I accept.

488
00:19:20,764 --> 00:19:23,102
Oh, sorry. Uh, reflex.

489
00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:25,050
No, no, no, I get it.

490
00:19:25,127 --> 00:19:26,531
I mean, look at me.

491
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:31,106
Whoo-hoo-hoo, motorcycle!

492
00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:32,643
Do you have to do that?

493
00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:34,938
Let me answer your question with a whoo!

494
00:19:38,287 --> 00:19:39,791
You know, we make a great team.

495
00:19:39,824 --> 00:19:41,260
Hard to disagree.

496
00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:46,287
I think if we take some time
building up our trust level...

497
00:19:46,298 --> 00:19:48,201
Then you're really gonna hate this.

498
00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:49,751
- Decoy!
- Ah!

499
00:19:55,321 --> 00:19:57,793
Okay, now I hate being right.

500
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,273
Excuse me.
Can I have your attention, please?

501
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,737
Well, first off,

502
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:04,774
I want to apologize for yesterday.

503
00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:07,190
I really wish Cyril
wouldn't have gone off script

504
00:20:07,245 --> 00:20:09,484
- and lied to you.
- God damn it.

505
00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:11,220
But you should all know

506
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,357
this is a spy organization.

507
00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:15,051
We do dangerous work,

508
00:20:15,062 --> 00:20:18,101
and that means you're gonna
see some crazy-ass shit.

509
00:20:18,192 --> 00:20:21,328
So while I will try to be
as transparent as possible,

510
00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:23,144
as transparent as possible

511
00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:24,992
is not gonna be very transparent.

512
00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:26,851
Well, that is not acceptable.

513
00:20:26,884 --> 00:20:28,320
Hold up there, face-nuts.

514
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,669
The boss is talking.

515
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,550
Is this part of your assistant duties?

516
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:33,865
The only part of the job I like.

517
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:35,569
And let me tell you.

518
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,896
This will absolutely not
be the most messed-up thing

519
00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:40,766
you're gonna see here.
Want to leave? Go ahead.

520
00:20:40,777 --> 00:20:43,520
Want to stay? You just got a 5% raise.

521
00:20:46,323 --> 00:20:47,793
Any questions?

522
00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:49,797
Hey, Jim, do you have
those quarterly reports?

523
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,335
Wow, Pam sure does know her shit.

524
00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:54,440
Blame Cyril, tough love, raise.

525
00:20:54,473 --> 00:20:56,867
So you still gonna do the glass walls?

526
00:20:56,878 --> 00:20:58,482
Well, you know what they say.

527
00:20:58,493 --> 00:21:02,293
People who live in glass
houses are fucking morons.

528
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:06,639
As soon as she pretended
not to be into me, I knew.

529
00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:08,535
Traitor, god damn it.

530
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,472
These apologies from Pam and Ray

531
00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:15,281
better be absolutely abject
360-degree tongue baths.

532
00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:17,842
Hey, you made it.

533
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:19,624
- I knew you would.
- What... how...

534
00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:21,327
- what the...
- It was the only move.

535
00:21:21,338 --> 00:21:23,720
No time to explain, but we do need

536
00:21:23,731 --> 00:21:25,234
to introduce you to someone.

537
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,771
This is Pavle.

538
00:21:26,804 --> 00:21:29,911
Yeah, he's apparently
with some sort of group

539
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,193
called, like, I want
to say the Vanguard.

540
00:21:32,248 --> 00:21:34,720
- Did I get that right?
- And he wants to talk to us

541
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,267
about maybe joining up.

542
00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:40,085
And I think we, us thieves,
should hear him out.

543
00:21:40,191 --> 00:21:41,595
Oh, well, hello.

544
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,638
Whoa!

545
00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:44,907
Ah!

546
00:21:48,615 --> 00:21:50,051
Hi.

547
00:21:52,242 --> 00:21:59,242
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