1 00:00:09,321 --> 00:00:11,321 _ 2 00:00:13,304 --> 00:00:15,204 Confirming that we've moved Car 27. 3 00:00:15,304 --> 00:00:18,284 Now all Spearfish resources are fully reallocated 4 00:00:18,384 --> 00:00:20,082 to Operation Prairie Dog. 5 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:22,625 Cartel is making a new play from the south, guys. 6 00:00:22,659 --> 00:00:25,122 All operatives, keep your eyes on the ground. 7 00:00:26,312 --> 00:00:27,914 You know, I think you're wrong. 8 00:00:28,459 --> 00:00:30,087 I don't think this is a demotion. 9 00:00:30,112 --> 00:00:31,533 This place is nice. 10 00:00:32,076 --> 00:00:35,219 This place couldn't be more of a demotion for us. 11 00:00:35,291 --> 00:00:36,536 Are you serious? 12 00:00:36,883 --> 00:00:38,583 Operation Prairie Dog? This has been going for, like, 13 00:00:38,683 --> 00:00:39,953 eight, ten years. 14 00:00:40,283 --> 00:00:41,663 I think we've been here before. 15 00:00:45,790 --> 00:00:46,823 Oh! 16 00:00:46,923 --> 00:00:48,700 Jesus. You okay, pal? 17 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,983 Yeah, I'm fine. It's just a little tickle in my throat. 18 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:52,183 - That's all. Yes. - You sure? 19 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:55,386 It sounds like you're about to die in the third act. 20 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:57,386 What are you talking about? 21 00:00:57,486 --> 00:00:58,906 You know, in movies, how they... 22 00:00:59,006 --> 00:01:00,678 the character coughs, and then they die. 23 00:01:00,749 --> 00:01:02,209 You did the... once they cough, you go, 24 00:01:02,309 --> 00:01:03,689 "Oh, that character's gonna die, for sure." 25 00:01:03,789 --> 00:01:04,809 - Hmm. - You know, like Nicole Kidman 26 00:01:04,909 --> 00:01:06,649 in, uh, Moulin Rouge! 27 00:01:06,749 --> 00:01:08,089 Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:08,189 --> 00:01:09,649 You go, oh, TB, blah. 29 00:01:09,749 --> 00:01:10,886 - Look, on the handkerchief. - Yep. 30 00:01:10,917 --> 00:01:11,863 Or, um... 31 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:12,943 what's the other one... Straight Outta Compton? 32 00:01:13,022 --> 00:01:15,122 - Mm-hmm. - Eazy-E coughs, 33 00:01:15,553 --> 00:01:17,053 - dead from AIDS. - Hmm. 34 00:01:17,153 --> 00:01:18,209 Okay, how's this? 35 00:01:19,509 --> 00:01:22,169 "Sweetheart, get ready, we're gonna go on a lovely vaca..." 36 00:01:24,473 --> 00:01:25,654 "Oh, no, I'm fine." 37 00:01:25,679 --> 00:01:27,745 That's good. I think it'd... but I think it should be more like, 38 00:01:28,359 --> 00:01:29,546 "Sweetheart, get ready, 39 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:30,686 we're about to go on a lovely vacati..." 40 00:01:40,285 --> 00:01:42,585 "I'm fine. I'm fine." 41 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:43,830 Wow. 42 00:01:45,863 --> 00:01:46,951 That's pretty good. 43 00:01:47,050 --> 00:01:48,430 Oh, hey, I thought of an exception. 44 00:01:48,530 --> 00:01:49,910 - Yeah? - Chewie. 45 00:01:50,121 --> 00:01:52,847 He coughs all through those movies, and he never dies. 46 00:01:54,229 --> 00:01:56,849 He... He's not coughing. 47 00:01:56,949 --> 00:01:57,917 He's-he's talking. 48 00:01:59,432 --> 00:02:01,332 - Really? - Are you serious? He's not... 49 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:03,460 That... it... 50 00:02:03,974 --> 00:02:05,234 - Yeah. Coughing. - That's Chew... 51 00:02:05,639 --> 00:02:07,219 He's not clearing his throat for six movies. 52 00:02:07,319 --> 00:02:09,619 He's... that he's talking to the guy. 53 00:02:09,719 --> 00:02:10,779 Okay, good. I'm glad. 54 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:12,219 I really like the character. 55 00:02:12,319 --> 00:02:13,729 I'm glad he didn't die. 56 00:02:14,039 --> 00:02:15,679 Hmm. 57 00:02:20,449 --> 00:02:21,579 Ooh. 58 00:02:21,853 --> 00:02:23,330 Yeah. That's good. 59 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,365 No, I wasn't acting, that was a real cough. 60 00:02:25,366 --> 00:02:26,345 Oh. Are you okay? 61 00:02:26,452 --> 00:02:28,153 - I'm fine. - Okay. 62 00:02:54,744 --> 00:02:57,350 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 63 00:03:06,256 --> 00:03:08,156 Ooh, what's that? 64 00:03:08,349 --> 00:03:12,276 I, uh, just followed, uh, Fatima on, uh, social media. 65 00:03:12,376 --> 00:03:14,156 So, Fatima. 66 00:03:14,256 --> 00:03:17,380 No. Not... her voice like that. 67 00:03:17,482 --> 00:03:19,156 - Fatima. - No. 68 00:03:19,623 --> 00:03:21,083 Hey, I thought we weren't going there. 69 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:22,036 Correct. 70 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,554 W-We aren't going there. 71 00:03:23,794 --> 00:03:25,494 - I'm going there. Alone, okay? - Mm. 72 00:03:25,594 --> 00:03:26,814 I don't need you here for this ride, because... 73 00:03:26,914 --> 00:03:29,454 Car 27, please report. Car 27. 74 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,987 Uh, Car 27. No activity. 75 00:03:32,554 --> 00:03:33,694 H-How are you going there? 76 00:03:33,794 --> 00:03:35,694 H-How's-how's Fatima doing, Janice? 77 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:37,794 She's fine. 78 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,715 Okay, you know, speaking from both of us, 79 00:03:41,247 --> 00:03:42,748 uh, we think she's doing great. 80 00:03:42,786 --> 00:03:43,809 And, uh, yeah, 81 00:03:43,810 --> 00:03:45,589 - you could just pass that on. - Thank you, 82 00:03:45,689 --> 00:03:47,229 Detective Cullen. I appreciate that. 83 00:03:47,329 --> 00:03:48,869 Oh, I didn't know you were there. Uh... 84 00:03:48,969 --> 00:03:50,309 - Yeah, here. - Just-just call me, 85 00:03:50,409 --> 00:03:51,709 just call me, just... there's, 86 00:03:51,734 --> 00:03:52,794 you don't have to call me Detective. 87 00:03:52,843 --> 00:03:53,934 Just call me Cullen. 88 00:03:54,329 --> 00:03:55,292 Copy that. 89 00:03:55,729 --> 00:03:56,709 Dispatch out. 90 00:03:56,734 --> 00:03:57,955 Okay, over. 91 00:03:59,877 --> 00:04:01,918 He seems... kind of fun, or... 92 00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:03,019 No. 93 00:04:05,129 --> 00:04:06,269 I thought we were gonna 94 00:04:06,369 --> 00:04:07,709 - work on that together. - No, we-we... 95 00:04:07,809 --> 00:04:09,189 You were gonna let me be your Cupid, so then... 96 00:04:09,289 --> 00:04:11,269 No, I'm not gonna let you be my Cupid. 97 00:04:11,369 --> 00:04:13,189 We... I was very clear about that. 98 00:04:13,289 --> 00:04:14,949 - Oh, come on. - Okay, I'll be doing this alone. 99 00:04:15,049 --> 00:04:17,789 Okay. I've been very successful with you before, 100 00:04:17,889 --> 00:04:20,149 I've introduced you to some very nice young ladies. 101 00:04:20,249 --> 00:04:22,589 You have introduced me to zero nice young ladies. 102 00:04:23,809 --> 00:04:25,069 Ladies, yeah. 103 00:04:25,169 --> 00:04:27,263 Not young. And not nice. 104 00:04:27,554 --> 00:04:28,974 What about Carly? 105 00:04:29,074 --> 00:04:31,123 - Carly the UFC fighter? - Yes. 106 00:04:31,514 --> 00:04:33,174 Are you kidding? She... She's an athlete. 107 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,534 No, she's not an athl... 108 00:04:34,634 --> 00:04:36,835 She showed up to dinner with a black eye. 109 00:04:37,114 --> 00:04:38,441 A full black eye. 110 00:04:38,754 --> 00:04:40,454 We're sitting down, I-I don't know what to do. 111 00:04:40,554 --> 00:04:42,574 The people at the next table are, like, "Are you okay?" 112 00:04:42,674 --> 00:04:44,721 She says, "Yeah. I got hit." 113 00:04:45,629 --> 00:04:47,334 Just leaves that hanging there. 114 00:04:47,434 --> 00:04:48,374 Well, it's the truth. 115 00:04:48,474 --> 00:04:50,054 I mean, what do you want her to say? 116 00:04:50,154 --> 00:04:53,254 I want her to say, "I-I'm a terrible UFC fighter." 117 00:04:53,354 --> 00:04:55,906 0 and 14. 118 00:04:56,149 --> 00:04:57,374 Terrible UFC fighter. 119 00:04:57,474 --> 00:04:58,774 She got no business being in the ring. 120 00:04:58,874 --> 00:05:01,014 You know what you should do, Fatima-wise? 121 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,055 Tell her a joke. 122 00:05:03,154 --> 00:05:05,059 No. I'm not gonna do that. 123 00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:07,385 Where did Hitler keep his armies? 124 00:05:07,413 --> 00:05:08,353 I don't care. 125 00:05:08,717 --> 00:05:10,152 Up his sleevies. 126 00:05:10,669 --> 00:05:12,153 I don't even know where that is. 127 00:05:13,812 --> 00:05:15,825 - Up his sleevies. - Oh, okay, yeah. 128 00:05:15,963 --> 00:05:17,943 All right. No, I thought you said, 129 00:05:18,043 --> 00:05:20,463 I thought you said "Upper Slieves." 130 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:22,503 Like that was a place in Europe or something. 131 00:05:22,603 --> 00:05:24,663 I... no, I-I get it. Up his... sleevies... 132 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:25,783 you need to enunciate better. 133 00:05:25,883 --> 00:05:27,263 Yeah, you are horrible at jokes. 134 00:05:27,324 --> 00:05:28,844 Which is why I'm not telling her a joke. 135 00:05:28,883 --> 00:05:30,543 You know, I can teach you the art of joke-telling. 136 00:05:30,643 --> 00:05:31,943 That's not necessary. 137 00:05:32,043 --> 00:05:33,303 - You want to know the secret? - Not really. 138 00:05:33,403 --> 00:05:34,543 C-FAPP. 139 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,743 - C-FAPP? - Mm-hmm. 140 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:38,303 casual. 141 00:05:38,403 --> 00:05:39,943 familiar. 142 00:05:40,043 --> 00:05:42,268 Is... if you're gonna use cheese in a joke, 143 00:05:42,532 --> 00:05:44,623 instead of saying "cheese," you say "Sargento." 144 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:47,583 And then, uh, "A" is accent. 145 00:05:47,683 --> 00:05:49,343 If you can do a little funny voice or an accent, 146 00:05:49,443 --> 00:05:50,743 it always makes the joke better. 147 00:05:50,843 --> 00:05:51,823 Right. 148 00:05:52,462 --> 00:05:54,623 PP? Pregnant pause. 149 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:55,863 Good. That's great. 150 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:57,303 And, uh, I'm not gonna do it. 151 00:05:57,403 --> 00:05:58,943 Okay. For example. 152 00:05:59,043 --> 00:06:01,425 Hey, did I tell you the one about... 153 00:06:02,123 --> 00:06:03,119 C. 154 00:06:04,036 --> 00:06:05,542 - Casual. Right. - Mm-hmm. 155 00:06:05,785 --> 00:06:07,136 ...the musical octopus? 156 00:06:07,683 --> 00:06:09,725 A guy walks into a Chili's with an octopus. 157 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:12,042 - Familiar. That's good. - Mm-hmm. 158 00:06:12,254 --> 00:06:14,317 And he says, "50 bucks to anybody 159 00:06:14,425 --> 00:06:17,448 that can play an instrument better than this octopus." 160 00:06:17,494 --> 00:06:18,485 All right? 161 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:20,965 So, the first guy, he walks up, and he has a guitar. 162 00:06:21,065 --> 00:06:22,365 The octopus takes the guitar, 163 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,765 he starts playing it like he's Jimi Hendrix. 164 00:06:24,865 --> 00:06:26,438 - Hmm. - All right? 165 00:06:26,463 --> 00:06:27,483 He's just shredding it. 166 00:06:27,791 --> 00:06:28,811 He loses. 167 00:06:28,911 --> 00:06:30,571 The next guy is a Scottish guy. 168 00:06:30,671 --> 00:06:32,571 - He has a set of bagpipes. - Right. 169 00:06:32,671 --> 00:06:34,731 The octopus just stares at the bagpipes. 170 00:06:34,792 --> 00:06:36,117 The Scottish guy goes, 171 00:06:36,155 --> 00:06:38,400 "So, you can't play this, can you?" 172 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,059 Is that an accent or a silly voice? 173 00:06:40,159 --> 00:06:41,219 - It's an accent. - Okay. 174 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:43,296 And the octopus says, 175 00:06:44,178 --> 00:06:45,225 "Play it? 176 00:06:45,257 --> 00:06:47,486 "As soon as I figure out how to get his pajamas off... 177 00:06:50,058 --> 00:06:51,380 I'm gonna fuck it." 178 00:06:54,337 --> 00:06:56,300 So, the octopus can talk? 179 00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:58,404 Is that the joke? 180 00:06:58,405 --> 00:07:00,873 No, you are seriously, like, a joke retard. 181 00:07:00,912 --> 00:07:01,895 Well, okay. 182 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,813 I'm sorry, I just got a little angry. 183 00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:06,893 Are we saying the "R" word now? 184 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:08,093 No, we're not. 185 00:07:08,118 --> 00:07:09,912 - Well, you just said it to me. - It's late. 186 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:12,182 Not so funny. 187 00:07:18,029 --> 00:07:20,882 It's just to give Daryl, my fiancé, a little break. 188 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,801 - Mm-hmm. - Just so he can have some space. 189 00:07:22,826 --> 00:07:24,286 Everyone needs space. 190 00:07:24,317 --> 00:07:26,297 It's fun to be at work with Mommy, isn't it? 191 00:07:26,706 --> 00:07:28,006 - Hmm. Yeah. - It's fun, right? 192 00:07:28,037 --> 00:07:30,934 He can pretend to clock in and clock out, get fired. 193 00:07:31,637 --> 00:07:33,137 Yeah. It's fun to play in an office. 194 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:39,854 - Uh... - Okay. I think it's your bedtime. 195 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,193 We set up a little sleeping area over there. Isn't that cute? 196 00:07:42,292 --> 00:07:43,592 You're gonna be like a little woodland creature. 197 00:07:43,692 --> 00:07:45,768 - Like you're sleeping underneath a bridge. - Hmm. 198 00:07:47,941 --> 00:07:49,281 God, he's cute. 199 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:50,642 He is? 200 00:07:51,418 --> 00:07:53,862 Do you know what the most Googled question is? 201 00:07:54,421 --> 00:07:56,326 "Is my husband gay?" 202 00:07:57,466 --> 00:07:58,557 Really? 203 00:07:58,588 --> 00:07:59,528 Yeah. 204 00:07:59,683 --> 00:08:01,583 Oh. That's sad. 205 00:08:01,683 --> 00:08:04,623 I wouldn't say it's sad. I mean, don't judge those people. 206 00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:07,503 They're reaching out for help. That's what Google's there for. 207 00:08:07,603 --> 00:08:09,797 So, they just Google it and hopefully they'll get an answer. 208 00:08:10,203 --> 00:08:11,543 - You know what? - Yeah. 209 00:08:11,643 --> 00:08:12,766 Because I might be one of those people. 210 00:08:13,643 --> 00:08:15,288 Are you one of those people? 211 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,423 Let's just say that I might be having some issues 212 00:08:19,523 --> 00:08:21,543 on the home front that is kind of 213 00:08:21,643 --> 00:08:23,484 stressing me out a little bit today. All right? 214 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,976 - Yeah. - I don't want to talk about it. 215 00:08:25,148 --> 00:08:26,210 Okay. 216 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:28,426 If you did want to talk about it, you can... 217 00:08:28,451 --> 00:08:29,992 I don't know if you have any desire 218 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:31,742 to ever get married, Fatima, 219 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:34,810 but I just hope you don't get involved with a man who claims 220 00:08:34,910 --> 00:08:36,850 to know nothing, when one afternoon, 221 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,850 a very well-dressed gay gentleman... 222 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:43,229 no hair, bald... holding a bouquet of flowers, 223 00:08:43,495 --> 00:08:45,086 shows up at your doorstep 224 00:08:45,087 --> 00:08:46,787 and claims to have been 225 00:08:46,887 --> 00:08:50,027 in a online relationship with Daryl for quite some time. 226 00:08:50,127 --> 00:08:52,267 And his goal is to leave his entire family 227 00:08:52,292 --> 00:08:53,672 just to be with him. 228 00:08:54,007 --> 00:08:55,987 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, okay. 229 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:58,187 But like I said, I don't want to discuss it. 230 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:00,487 Work is not the place to discuss these kinds of things. 231 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:04,067 Damn it, I just kick myself, you know? 232 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:05,707 I should've seen the signs. 233 00:09:05,807 --> 00:09:08,112 He'd always been a very generous tipper. 234 00:09:09,262 --> 00:09:10,567 Very generous. 235 00:09:14,293 --> 00:09:16,293 _ 236 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:19,810 _ 237 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,794 _ 238 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,708 _ 239 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,268 _ 240 00:09:27,612 --> 00:09:29,004 Hey, you want to hear a secret? 241 00:09:29,012 --> 00:09:30,112 Nope. 242 00:09:30,532 --> 00:09:32,531 Not... not one bit? 243 00:09:33,286 --> 00:09:34,792 Not one bit. 244 00:09:34,892 --> 00:09:36,687 You know what, maybe I'm not gonna tell you. 245 00:09:36,712 --> 00:09:37,816 Okay, great. 246 00:09:37,892 --> 00:09:40,832 You're gonna have a baby brother. 247 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,993 I've been dying to tell you this. 248 00:09:43,093 --> 00:09:44,691 You got my mom pregnant? 249 00:09:44,956 --> 00:09:46,176 No, no, no, no. 250 00:09:46,538 --> 00:09:49,492 No, not yet. But I'm gonna. Yeah. 251 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:50,977 You're sure about that? 252 00:09:51,077 --> 00:09:52,937 What are you talking about? 253 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,178 I am bursting, like a... 254 00:09:55,451 --> 00:09:57,429 like a tub of fresh yogurt. 255 00:09:58,237 --> 00:09:59,977 Thick Greek yogurt. 256 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,072 Does that make sense? 257 00:10:03,074 --> 00:10:05,364 - Endless supply. - Okay, okay, okay, I got it. 258 00:10:05,395 --> 00:10:07,427 I got it. Uh... 259 00:10:08,822 --> 00:10:11,855 how old are you, actually? 260 00:10:11,955 --> 00:10:14,055 You mean my real age or my sperm age? 261 00:10:14,904 --> 00:10:17,518 19. 262 00:10:17,995 --> 00:10:20,732 - That's not a thing... sperm age. - That is a thing. 263 00:10:20,815 --> 00:10:23,659 It's just coming to light in scientific circles now. 264 00:10:24,355 --> 00:10:26,975 They don't even care how "old" you are, they just ask you now, 265 00:10:27,075 --> 00:10:29,055 "What's your sperm age?" And I'm 19. 266 00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:31,375 I came from the ball sack of a 19-year-old. 267 00:10:31,475 --> 00:10:34,607 And young sperm begets young sperm. 268 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,135 There you have it. 269 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,044 Your dad was old, right? 270 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:39,735 He was older. 271 00:10:39,835 --> 00:10:41,495 Older. Older gentleman? 272 00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:43,295 How did you know my dad was older? 273 00:10:43,395 --> 00:10:45,895 You have what they call in the medical profession, 274 00:10:46,252 --> 00:10:47,926 "old-ball face." 275 00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:50,295 You came from old balls. 276 00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:53,776 Yeah, that's the face... that's an old-ball face right there. 277 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,575 - What the fuck? - No-no-no... 278 00:10:55,675 --> 00:10:58,204 - Old-ball face? - Th-This is not a bad thing. 279 00:10:58,314 --> 00:11:00,295 Look, a lot of handsome guys have had that 280 00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:01,535 distinguished, withered look. 281 00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:02,935 Ronald Reagan. 282 00:11:03,035 --> 00:11:06,295 Anyone in any of the westerns, you know, 283 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,377 from 1950s on. 284 00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:10,455 I mean, it was a complete asset. 285 00:11:10,555 --> 00:11:12,423 Someone like me, I wouldn't get hired. 286 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:16,175 Old baby face here, you know, 287 00:11:16,512 --> 00:11:18,005 they'd show me the door. 288 00:11:18,818 --> 00:11:21,195 Now, see, I came from young balls. 289 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,508 Yeah. I'm strong. 290 00:11:24,648 --> 00:11:26,575 I've never been to a doctor. 291 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:29,230 I've never seen the inside of a hospital. 292 00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:30,830 I've never watched a medical show. 293 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:33,277 All right? I mean, if I get a paper cut, 294 00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:35,440 it just scabs up... there's no blood. 295 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:36,586 All right? 296 00:11:36,631 --> 00:11:38,651 I don't need glasses, I don't have health insurance, 297 00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:40,411 I've never broken a bone, I never will. 298 00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:42,451 I've never sprained a ligament. 299 00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:43,960 I can do that. 300 00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:46,411 No big deal. 301 00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:47,811 Didn't hurt your knee or anything? 302 00:11:47,911 --> 00:11:49,418 - Not one bit. - No. 303 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:50,806 So, anyway... 304 00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:55,410 I would love to test this theory. 305 00:11:58,031 --> 00:11:59,768 - Be my guest. - Just-just punch you 306 00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:02,403 one good time, right in the face. 307 00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:05,286 I'm probably too quick, you know, 308 00:12:05,353 --> 00:12:06,876 for you to even punch me. 309 00:12:08,113 --> 00:12:09,137 Whew. 310 00:12:10,553 --> 00:12:11,516 Could've got you. 311 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,471 Could've. Didn't. 312 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,310 Car 55, thanks for checking in. Out. 313 00:12:22,099 --> 00:12:24,445 Aw. Look at him sleeping. 314 00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:26,045 When they look like that, 315 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,970 it makes you fall in love with 'em all over again. 316 00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:29,012 Mmm. 317 00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:32,543 Yeah. I'm a little worried about him, though. 318 00:12:32,972 --> 00:12:34,912 - Fatima? - Hmm? 319 00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:36,672 - I'm saying I'm a little worried about... - Yeah. 320 00:12:36,772 --> 00:12:38,816 - I'm just checking in to the... - We can talk. That can wait. 321 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,941 I'm saying I'm a little worried about him, my teenage boy. 322 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:43,476 Oh. 323 00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:45,076 You know, at school, you know, the girls are kind of 324 00:12:45,176 --> 00:12:47,076 picking on him a lot, teasing him, 325 00:12:47,176 --> 00:12:48,756 - making fun of him. - Oh. Yeah. 326 00:12:48,856 --> 00:12:52,681 So I encouraged him to write to his cousin Georgia. 327 00:12:53,016 --> 00:12:55,276 He's never met Georgia, and she's a little bit older, 328 00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:57,283 but I thought it'd be nice to have a pen pal. 329 00:12:57,308 --> 00:12:58,219 Mm-hmm. 330 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,391 You know, get in the habit of writing nice letters, and plus, 331 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:01,556 it helps with the handwriting, 332 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,316 because his handwriting is atrocious. 333 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,116 - Right, it's a lost art. - Yeah. 334 00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:06,316 So he would give me the letters, 335 00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:07,636 and I would pretend to mail 'em, 336 00:13:07,736 --> 00:13:09,611 and I would write back as Georgia. 337 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,246 - Wait, you would write back as Georgia? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 338 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,403 I don't want him really writing Georgia; she's a whore. 339 00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:14,837 So, then they'd go back and forth, 340 00:13:14,937 --> 00:13:17,011 and he developed quite a crush on her. 341 00:13:17,012 --> 00:13:19,031 So, I wrote back, you know, as Georgia, 342 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,062 saying that I kinda liked him, too. 343 00:13:21,329 --> 00:13:23,281 But they're cousins, right? 344 00:13:23,306 --> 00:13:24,821 Yeah, but it's me writing it. 345 00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:27,093 Right. That's better, better that way. 346 00:13:27,165 --> 00:13:28,262 It's better. 347 00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:30,201 So, the letters are getting hot and heated, 348 00:13:30,262 --> 00:13:32,303 they're getting suggestive, they're getting a little filthy. 349 00:13:32,327 --> 00:13:33,072 Oh. 350 00:13:33,097 --> 00:13:34,825 But I'm going along with it, because at the same time, 351 00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:36,162 it's kind of adorable. 352 00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:38,162 They're at that age, they're just experimenting 353 00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:40,721 with the writing... it's cool, you know? 354 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,454 So, then he started putting pictures of himself 355 00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,409 - in these letters. - Wow. 356 00:13:44,434 --> 00:13:46,559 Photos of... Photos of his...? 357 00:13:46,584 --> 00:13:47,684 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm his mother, 358 00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:48,924 and I've seen it all before. 359 00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:50,404 It's not a big deal. So, anyway, 360 00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,124 so now he wants a picture of Georgia. 361 00:13:52,224 --> 00:13:54,124 - So, I'm in a little bit of a bind... - Mm... 362 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,844 - So, I know this is... - Yeah, I can see that's... 363 00:13:56,944 --> 00:13:58,804 - that's tough. What are you gonna do? - Yeah, but it's last-minute, 364 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,524 and I could really... I'm asking you for a favor, 365 00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:04,204 if maybe I could have a naked picture of you from the neck down 366 00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:06,917 that I can put in the next letter, which is due tomorrow. 367 00:14:09,462 --> 00:14:10,473 No. 368 00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:12,564 No, I'm... Janice, I'm not gonna do that. 369 00:14:12,664 --> 00:14:13,684 No, I think you're misunderstanding. 370 00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:15,124 It's just from the neck down. 371 00:14:15,224 --> 00:14:16,404 - I mean, he's seen your face. - Absolutely not. 372 00:14:16,504 --> 00:14:17,964 I don't... want your son 373 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:20,324 to have a naked photo of me. 374 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,084 It's not a big deal. Kids do it all the time. 375 00:14:22,184 --> 00:14:24,204 What, do you want me to go up to a complete stranger 376 00:14:24,304 --> 00:14:25,924 and just ask a stranger for a naked picture? 377 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:27,284 Let me tell you something. 378 00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:28,724 One day, you're gonna have a kid, 379 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,204 and you're gonna come to me, 380 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,404 and you're gonna ask me for a naked picture. 381 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,924 You know what I'm gonna say? I'm gonna say yes. 382 00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:36,785 Because that's the decent thing to do. 383 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:37,989 Okay? 384 00:14:40,802 --> 00:14:43,772 _ 385 00:14:46,147 --> 00:14:47,747 _ 386 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,583 _ 387 00:14:51,637 --> 00:14:54,153 _ 388 00:14:54,178 --> 00:14:56,178 _ 389 00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,145 _ 390 00:14:58,169 --> 00:15:00,367 _ 391 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,414 Oh, I get it. It's cool. 392 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,616 You don't speak English. 393 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,318 _ 394 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:08,364 Mmm. I get it. You don't understand. 395 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,619 Yeah. Did you know I'm fucking your mother tonight? 396 00:15:12,169 --> 00:15:14,940 Uh, I'm getting very, like, upset inside. 397 00:15:15,756 --> 00:15:17,379 You do speak English. 398 00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:19,979 I think we should get back to work, cabrón. This is a... 399 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,579 Wait-wait-wait, don't be a pussy, all right. 400 00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:24,539 Just relax. Okay? 401 00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:27,160 How did you get into the cartel, anyway? 402 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,356 It was kind of a classic story, you know. 403 00:15:30,438 --> 00:15:32,979 I, um, I needed the money really badly. 404 00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:35,743 And they threatened to kill me. Horribly. 405 00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:41,837 Wh-What is that? 406 00:15:41,954 --> 00:15:43,500 It's a laugh-track key ring. 407 00:15:43,832 --> 00:15:45,244 eBay, hilarious. 408 00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:47,430 Well, I mean, they did kill my dog in front of me, so... 409 00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:52,198 I really loved Panchito... 410 00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:57,398 As you probably can guess, I am comedian. 411 00:15:58,665 --> 00:15:59,959 Never would have guessed that. 412 00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:01,158 - Yeah. - No. 413 00:16:01,258 --> 00:16:02,718 Ideas, thoughts, images. 414 00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:04,958 It's all going towards my comedy special. 415 00:16:05,058 --> 00:16:06,958 - Oh. A comedy special, huh? - Yeah. 416 00:16:07,058 --> 00:16:09,291 In America, they give them out like hot dogs. 417 00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,440 - Do you know what mine's called? - No. 418 00:16:11,496 --> 00:16:12,716 "Digger With Attitude." 419 00:16:14,296 --> 00:16:15,556 Oh. I don't get it. 420 00:16:15,656 --> 00:16:18,448 I'm digging all the way to America. See? 421 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:21,276 But I have an attitude. 422 00:16:22,143 --> 00:16:23,535 Oh, is that a joke? 423 00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:27,555 Damn it, I thought that was good. 424 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:30,155 Oh, it's okay. It's just a little... 425 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,116 Um, let's get some cracking done, you know. 426 00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:34,276 Yes. Yes. Go ahead. 427 00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:35,736 I have to... I have a migraine. 428 00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:38,316 All right, man. 429 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:40,756 Hey, digger with attitude. Huh? 430 00:16:40,856 --> 00:16:42,716 Yeah, okay. 431 00:16:42,816 --> 00:16:44,074 Try not to laugh. 432 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,102 Okay. 433 00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:51,371 Hey, speaking of going on dates, what about you? 434 00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:52,731 Did you ever end up 435 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,850 going deep-sea fishing with that Leon guy? 436 00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:56,861 - Remember him? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 437 00:16:56,894 --> 00:16:58,265 It was fine. Nothing to tell. 438 00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,081 Nothing to tell? That is a tell. 439 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:03,210 Okay, there's something to tell. 440 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:04,463 Yeah, I can tell. 441 00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:07,690 So, uh, yeah, we, uh, 442 00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:09,690 - went deep-sea fishing, you know... - You did do it? 443 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,690 - Wow. - Yeah, we got out there on the ocean, 444 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,250 we cast our lines out, 445 00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:16,322 we're sitting there, we, uh, waiting, waiting. 446 00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:18,259 Finally, I get a bite. 447 00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:19,690 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 448 00:17:19,727 --> 00:17:21,210 - I was the first one to get a bite. - Okay. 449 00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,090 And, uh, I'm pulling it, and it feels like 450 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,171 - this is a pretty big fish, you know? - Yeah. 451 00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:27,871 I pull it up, and it is a tuna, just like Leon said and... 452 00:17:27,971 --> 00:17:29,486 - Oh, wow. - It was beautiful. 453 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,311 - Really? - One of God's creatures 454 00:17:31,411 --> 00:17:33,111 right there in front of me, you know. 455 00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:34,351 Anyways, we get it up on the boat, 456 00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:37,169 and, uh, Leon says, 457 00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,064 "We got to kill it." 458 00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:40,311 Okay. 459 00:17:40,411 --> 00:17:42,034 So he hands me this fish bat. 460 00:17:42,699 --> 00:17:43,977 - Fish bat? - Yeah. 461 00:17:45,011 --> 00:17:46,407 It's like an aluminum bat... 462 00:17:47,011 --> 00:17:48,431 But like a, like a, like a baseball bat? 463 00:17:48,531 --> 00:17:51,111 Yeah, like a baseball bat, but with, like, a hook on it. 464 00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:52,157 Right. 465 00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:56,296 And he just starts beating the head of the tuna. 466 00:17:56,805 --> 00:17:58,431 - Beating it? - Yeah, because you don't want to ruin 467 00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:02,311 the body and the skin, and so you just beat it 468 00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:04,071 with the bat on its head 469 00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:07,111 and so, we start beating this tuna. 470 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,508 I mean, blood was just squirting everywhere. 471 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,932 Well, you know what the worst thing was? 472 00:18:11,979 --> 00:18:12,930 What? 473 00:18:12,955 --> 00:18:15,431 The tuna, they make a noise when they get hit. 474 00:18:16,022 --> 00:18:17,111 What kind of noise? 475 00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:21,106 - No, they don't. Come on. - Yes. 476 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:23,383 Have you ever hit a tuna with a tuna bat? 477 00:18:23,408 --> 00:18:24,288 No. 478 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:25,903 - Then shut up and listen. - Okay. 479 00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:27,402 - It's horrible. - Okay. 480 00:18:27,465 --> 00:18:29,990 It literally was like beating a large dog. 481 00:18:30,706 --> 00:18:32,380 And the thing wouldn't die. 482 00:18:32,706 --> 00:18:34,846 So, Leon brought these poles out. 483 00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:37,126 They were long and they were pointy at the end, 484 00:18:37,226 --> 00:18:38,837 basically spears. 485 00:18:39,138 --> 00:18:41,526 And then we just started poking this thing in the head. 486 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:43,126 Are you talking about just poked 487 00:18:43,151 --> 00:18:45,006 - or you were stabbing it through the head? - Stabbing it. 488 00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:47,404 Man, it was tougher than I thought. 489 00:18:47,429 --> 00:18:48,489 You know. 490 00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:52,118 So, anyways, we get back to shore, 491 00:18:53,058 --> 00:18:54,516 and, you know... 492 00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:58,520 I don't know, that was it, I guess. 493 00:18:58,545 --> 00:18:59,716 What, what? 494 00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:03,684 - You got back to shore and what? - Well, you know, 495 00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:06,484 we were covered in blood and, uh, we, uh, 496 00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:08,844 went back to take a shower. 497 00:19:09,144 --> 00:19:10,272 Together? 498 00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:11,400 Together what? 499 00:19:11,591 --> 00:19:12,931 Did you shower together? 500 00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:14,357 Me and Leon? 501 00:19:14,382 --> 00:19:15,373 Yeah. 502 00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:18,826 Um, no, I, uh, I got in the shower alone. 503 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:19,896 Oh, okay. 504 00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:21,341 Yeah, oh, but he did get in. 505 00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:23,488 While you were in there? 506 00:19:23,489 --> 00:19:24,414 Yes. 507 00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:26,000 So you were together? 508 00:19:26,486 --> 00:19:29,786 Uh, yeah, I don't really recall. I know... 509 00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:31,426 Well, the way you've described it is you said 510 00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:33,426 you went in there and then he went in there. 511 00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:35,266 So, in my mind, I've got you both in there. 512 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,335 Right. 513 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,545 - Okay. - Yeah. So... 514 00:19:38,606 --> 00:19:40,200 And so, were you wearing clothes? 515 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,780 Or were you showering naked? 516 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,060 Well, I did take my clothes off, 517 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,700 so I guess you could say I was naked. 518 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,891 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. 519 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,100 - And Leon? - Uh... 520 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,820 Was he clothed or was he naked? 521 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,180 I don't remember. 522 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,100 - Don't remember? - Don't recall. 523 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,531 - Hmm. You don't remember that detail? - No. 524 00:19:58,557 --> 00:20:00,457 Feels like the kind of detail you might remember. 525 00:20:00,557 --> 00:20:02,008 Yeah. I don't know. 526 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,628 It was a big day, so, I don't know. I can't recall. 527 00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:05,573 Hmm. 528 00:20:05,598 --> 00:20:07,395 Anyways, the point is, I got a lot of tuna, 529 00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:09,934 so if you want some tuna, just let me know. 530 00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:13,759 Okay. I don't know if that is the point, but okay. 531 00:20:19,909 --> 00:20:21,299 Where's my mom? 532 00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:23,349 She's on a break. 533 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:27,415 Do you have any videos of you in the nude? 534 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,711 - No. - Yeah, yeah, you do. 535 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,663 Or even just titties. 536 00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:40,491 Hey, Mase. 537 00:20:41,235 --> 00:20:43,575 Your mom told me about Georgia. 538 00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:45,415 - You and your cousin. - Oh, yeah. 539 00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:47,335 - Did she? - Mm-hmm. 540 00:20:47,364 --> 00:20:49,213 - Hmm. - Yeah, it was really revealing. 541 00:20:49,284 --> 00:20:52,304 Getting really into it, huh, with your cousin Georgia? 542 00:20:52,404 --> 00:20:54,730 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Writing back and forth, 543 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,225 - getting really explicit. - Mm-hmm. 544 00:20:57,558 --> 00:21:00,295 I think that's normal. She's your cousin, though. 545 00:21:01,104 --> 00:21:02,677 So that's a little weird. 546 00:21:02,756 --> 00:21:04,136 Some people would say that's a little weird. 547 00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:05,136 Do you think that's weird? 548 00:21:05,236 --> 00:21:06,397 No. It doesn't bother me. 549 00:21:06,537 --> 00:21:09,809 Hmm. Okay, well, uh, news flash, 550 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,160 you're not writing to your cousin Georgia. 551 00:21:13,914 --> 00:21:15,541 You're writing to your mom. 552 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,865 Your mom is pretending 553 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,175 to be your cousin Georgia. 554 00:21:22,485 --> 00:21:23,851 And that's who you're 555 00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:26,436 exploring your sexuality with. 556 00:21:35,565 --> 00:21:36,864 I know it was Mom. 557 00:21:37,313 --> 00:21:38,333 I don't care. 558 00:21:39,059 --> 00:21:40,613 I knew from the first time. 559 00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:42,029 They're just words. 560 00:21:42,054 --> 00:21:43,583 I use them for my own needs. 561 00:21:43,615 --> 00:21:45,193 I can compartmentalize. 562 00:21:46,748 --> 00:21:48,601 Up, up, up, up, up. There you go. 563 00:21:49,468 --> 00:21:52,873 Okay. Ah. How'd you two get along? Good? 564 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:00,533 _ 565 00:22:00,557 --> 00:22:02,557 _ 566 00:22:02,581 --> 00:22:05,120 _ 567 00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:08,683 _ 568 00:22:09,593 --> 00:22:13,005 You know, before I met you, I pictured you as a fat guy. 569 00:22:15,553 --> 00:22:16,608 What? 570 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:19,173 My mom told you I was fat? 571 00:22:19,198 --> 00:22:21,345 No. No. It's your name. 572 00:22:22,353 --> 00:22:25,490 Angus. It's always the name of a fat guy. 573 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,493 Angus is a fat name? 574 00:22:28,593 --> 00:22:29,580 Yeah. 575 00:22:29,597 --> 00:22:31,209 Do you not name-profile? 576 00:22:31,829 --> 00:22:33,498 - No. No, I don't. - Yeah. 577 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:36,229 Angus is fat. Damien is a jerk. 578 00:22:36,758 --> 00:22:38,332 Never met a good Trevor. 579 00:22:38,598 --> 00:22:40,929 John is a pedophile. 580 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,500 Well, or, of all the pedophiles, 581 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,323 there's gonna be a higher percentage that are Johns. 582 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,286 Kate, well, 583 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,640 everyone's fucked a Kate. 584 00:22:49,507 --> 00:22:50,647 Right? 585 00:22:50,672 --> 00:22:52,132 I haven't fucked a Kate, no. 586 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,385 But you fingered her. Fingered one? 587 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,232 No. 588 00:22:57,278 --> 00:23:00,186 If I go to the bank... right? 589 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:04,486 And the bank teller is named either Brad, Joshua 590 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:08,146 or Gabriela, then I know they're gonna be attentive 591 00:23:08,469 --> 00:23:10,360 and they're gonna provide me great service. 592 00:23:10,909 --> 00:23:13,647 This makes no sense, Adrian. 593 00:23:13,672 --> 00:23:14,840 I'm telling you. 594 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:18,242 You learn how to name-profile, it's gonna cut at least... 595 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,946 20, 30 hours out of your month 596 00:23:22,971 --> 00:23:24,923 of just wasting time. 597 00:23:24,999 --> 00:23:26,139 Okay. 598 00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:30,128 What about, like a... Raul? 599 00:23:30,692 --> 00:23:32,899 Raul? Raul, not a problem. 600 00:23:32,924 --> 00:23:34,569 Unless, if you got on an airplane, 601 00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:38,171 the pilot says, 602 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,657 "Good afternoon, I'm your pilot, Raul," get off. 603 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:47,419 Car 27, please report. 604 00:23:47,542 --> 00:23:49,904 - Car 27, please report. - No, no, no, mine, mine, mine. 605 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,115 Car 27, uh, no activity. 606 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,520 How are you, Fatima? 607 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:55,936 Um, fine. 608 00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:57,609 That's great. 609 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,530 Hey, uh, you like music? 610 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,540 Do I like music? 611 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,940 Um, yeah. 612 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,063 Great. 613 00:24:04,103 --> 00:24:06,172 Car 27, you're on open channel. 614 00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:07,846 Oh. Yeah, sorry. 615 00:24:07,937 --> 00:24:10,639 Yeah, uh, flip over to channel three, please, Fatima. 616 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:11,911 Copy that. 617 00:24:11,936 --> 00:24:13,684 Just tell her a joke. C-FAPP. 618 00:24:13,784 --> 00:24:15,564 Okay, okay. All right. So, casual, casual. 619 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:17,225 - Casual. - Okay, Ch-Chili's. 620 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,658 - No, Chili's? - They have a... okay. Chili's. 621 00:24:18,699 --> 00:24:20,219 - Are you there, Fatima? - Yeah. 622 00:24:20,289 --> 00:24:22,755 Uh, yeah, I was just... did I ever tell you about... 623 00:24:23,059 --> 00:24:26,519 there's-there's an octopus inside a Chili's. 624 00:24:26,619 --> 00:24:28,399 - What? - There... there's... there's a Chil... 625 00:24:28,499 --> 00:24:30,719 There's a Chili's that an octopus has-has gone into. 626 00:24:30,819 --> 00:24:33,030 - What... when did this happen? - I think that's... isn't that right? 627 00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:34,639 Are you telling me a joke? 628 00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:35,959 Abandon that joke. 629 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,319 - What is that? - Hitler. 630 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:38,773 I don't know what... oh, right, okay, okay, 631 00:24:38,805 --> 00:24:39,961 oh, yeah, no, no, no, I'm good. 632 00:24:39,986 --> 00:24:43,159 Um, where did Hitler keep his armies? 633 00:24:43,874 --> 00:24:44,959 Where? 634 00:24:45,543 --> 00:24:46,759 - Up his or up... - Up his. 635 00:24:46,859 --> 00:24:47,959 Okay. 636 00:24:48,059 --> 00:24:49,681 Up his sleevies. 637 00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:54,728 That was a good one. 638 00:24:54,899 --> 00:24:56,448 Yeah. 639 00:24:56,899 --> 00:24:58,519 Yeah, it is. It is good. 640 00:24:58,619 --> 00:25:00,599 And I think the important thing to note, what makes it good, 641 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,039 is that we're laughing at the man, 642 00:25:02,139 --> 00:25:04,039 not with him 'cause, I... he was, you know, 643 00:25:04,139 --> 00:25:06,714 which-whichever you cut it, I... he was not a good guy. 644 00:25:06,957 --> 00:25:09,479 And, uh, you know, I think it's okay to laugh at them. 645 00:25:09,579 --> 00:25:11,479 But I think, if we're making them, uh... 646 00:25:11,504 --> 00:25:13,558 Would you just ask her out on a fucking date? 647 00:25:13,605 --> 00:25:16,279 Okay. Yeah, and I was, I was just thinking, 648 00:25:16,379 --> 00:25:18,679 that maybe you and I could, uh, we could go somewhere, 649 00:25:18,779 --> 00:25:20,319 you know, we could have, we could go to a Chili's, 650 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:22,607 you know, anywhere. We could go to a place. 651 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:25,309 Are you asking me out on a date? 652 00:25:27,801 --> 00:25:29,146 Yes. 653 00:25:32,106 --> 00:25:33,599 Sure. 654 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,760 - That's great. - That's great. 655 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,549 Thank you. Okay, we'll talk later. 656 00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:40,226 Dispatch out. 657 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:41,459 - Oh, my God. - We did it. 658 00:25:41,558 --> 00:25:42,738 - I did it. - We did it. 659 00:25:42,838 --> 00:25:44,623 - I... We did it. - We did it. 660 00:25:44,854 --> 00:25:46,258 - Whoa. - Oh, man. 661 00:25:46,358 --> 00:25:47,778 Oh, my God. 662 00:25:47,878 --> 00:25:49,732 You know, you're gonna need another joke for the date. 663 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,469 I don't need another joke. 664 00:25:51,539 --> 00:25:53,013 I got the Hitler joke. That got me the date. 665 00:25:53,038 --> 00:25:54,023 Are you kidding? 666 00:25:54,099 --> 00:25:55,519 You're gonna be in a nice, romantic restaurant. 667 00:25:55,619 --> 00:25:56,719 You need another joke. 668 00:25:56,744 --> 00:25:58,022 Okay, okay, tell me another joke. 669 00:25:58,097 --> 00:26:00,517 Two vomits are walking down the street near the San Diego Zoo. 670 00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:01,474 All right. 671 00:26:01,499 --> 00:26:04,269 And one-one vomit stops and he gets really sad. 672 00:26:04,294 --> 00:26:06,754 The other vomit goes, "Hey, what's wrong with you?" 673 00:26:06,854 --> 00:26:09,834 And the first vomit says, "Oh, it's just that this 674 00:26:09,934 --> 00:26:11,581 is the corner where I was brought up." 675 00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:15,778 That's pretty good. 676 00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:17,477 Because it was brought up in the zoo. 677 00:26:18,214 --> 00:26:20,474 No. It was brought up on that corner. 678 00:26:20,574 --> 00:26:22,416 Right. But the-the-the zoo. 679 00:26:22,478 --> 00:26:24,167 It was brought up and lived in-in the zoo. 680 00:26:24,222 --> 00:26:25,423 There was like a vomit enclosure. 681 00:26:25,523 --> 00:26:27,343 The zoo has nothing to do with it. 682 00:26:27,443 --> 00:26:30,703 The zoo is the, uh, is the "F," familiar, making it familiar. 683 00:26:30,803 --> 00:26:32,423 Right. That's what makes it funny. 684 00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:33,943 No, that's not what makes it funny. 685 00:26:34,043 --> 00:26:35,382 No, I think that's good. 686 00:26:35,451 --> 00:26:37,191 So, these two vomits, uh, live at the zoo...