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Oh, boy. Sorry for the wait, everybody.

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This morning was crazy.

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You again?

4
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Guess you can't sue me for malpractice

5
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if you're already dead!

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Ah!

7
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- No!
- Dr. Crazybrainz, no!

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We're just here for a consultation.

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Oh, great. Cool.

10
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I was just joking about killing you.

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I would never do that on purpose.

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So what seems to be the problem?

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Freya's just been exhausted all
weekend and horribly nauseous.

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Okay, I wouldn't say
"horribly nauseous."

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I mean, that's a bit of a...

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...overstatement.

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Alright. Lie on back. We'll scan ya.

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Gonna scan you down here.

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Open.

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Good teeth. Okay.

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Good, good, good, good, good,
good, good, good.

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Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Oh, my God.

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There's some kind of parasite
growing in your body.

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What?

26
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It looks like a tiny man.

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Did you swallow a tiny man?

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I'm pregnant?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Sorry about that.

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Now I get it.

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Silly me.

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Congratulations. Good job. Alright.

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Hey. Congratulations, buddy.

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You're gonna be a father.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, Boomtown, we're having a baby!

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Oh!

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Dance solo!

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Freya!

42
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Are... Are those tears of joy?

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How did this even happen?

44
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I thought you were infertile
from radiation.

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Me too, but I guess one
of my few remaining sperms

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must have made it through.

47
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Yeah, bet it was Squishy.

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He's always been so precocious.

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I've just never thought
of myself as a mom.

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I don't know how I feel bringing
a child into this world.

51
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Oh, no. Come on. Things aren't that bad.

52
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Yes, they are.

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The last penguin just committed suicide.

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He blew his goddamn brains out.

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Okay, so having a kid is scary

56
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but also a life-affirming joy
like no other.

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I think I just need time
to process this.

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Is it okay if we just keep it
between us for now?

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Yeah. Yeah, no, of course.

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I'm so excited to spend the day
with my Uncle Tai.

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Never call me that again.

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I'm just pet-sitting you

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while your parents are at the doctor's.

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Uncle Tai, you don't need to make up
an excuse to hang out with me.

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I'm already so into you.

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Get in. I'm taking you to work.

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Oh, where are we going?

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It's not where we're going. It's when.

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I believe the saying is "Where are we?"

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not "When are we?"

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Okay, when the heck are we?

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Back in the Before Times
in the year 2023.

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Wow. It's so beautiful.

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So green and lush.

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Whoa!

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Look at that creature.

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Dumb little idiot needs to wear a leash.

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So stupid.

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Oh, okay. You're the alpha.

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You can do whatever you want to me.

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Okay. Come on. Come on.

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We've been sent back in time

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to eliminate the future leader
of the human resistance.

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If I fail my mission,
robotkind will cease to exist.

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Hells yeah. That's rad as hell.

86
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I knew we were gonna have
an awesome adventure together.

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Oh, no, no.

88
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It's not gonna be an adventure.

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He's right over there.

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It's cool.

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Keep it rolling. Gonna be tight.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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I'm just gonna shoot him in the head

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and get the hell out of here.

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Ah, that's cool, too, I guess.

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Morning, Sid. How was the weekend?

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Um, good. Yeah. Uneventful.

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No big life-altering changes
on the horizon.

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- No news is good news.
- Indeed.

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Oh, hey, it's trivia night
at the Boomtown Bistro.

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What do you say you, me, and Freya

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head over after work and tie one on?

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Oh, um, no, Freya is not
drinking at the moment,

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actually, because she's, um...

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She's an alcoholic. Yeah.

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I mean, she's sober now
but, like, barely.

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Ah, geez.

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I'm glad she's getting
the help she needs.

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- I should get back to work.
- Yes, you should.

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By the way, have you seen my notepad?

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No, because Freya is pregnant!

112
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Oh, no!

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Oh, Sid! Mazel tov!

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Oh, thanks.

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Oh, yes!

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And the answer is yes.

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I would be honored to be the godfather.

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Oh, good Lord, I wasn't gonna ask that.

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And you don't have to.

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It's simply understood. Oh.

121
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Oh, I have to get started
on the baby shower.

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Oh, no, Freya was very explicit.

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She just wants to deal
with this on her own.

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Oh, Sid, pregnant women
are so hopped up on hormones,

125
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you can't listen to a word they say.

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If anything, you should do the opposite.

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Whoa, I had no idea.

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And you're sure that won't
come across as patronizing

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or borderline misogynistic?

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Trust me,
when you're married three times,

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you learn a little
something about women.

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God, I miss them.

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Okay, once I murder this guy,
we have about a minute

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to get back in the time machine

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before which everyone starts
screaming and the cops show up.

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How do you already know
what's gonna happen?

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Oh, 'cause I do this every day.

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I kill the guy,
the humans send someone back

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in time to save him,
and then I kill him again.

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It used to be fun,

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but now I'm just kind of going
through the motions, you know?

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Yo.

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Ah, yes! I did it!

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There you are, you little future
genocidal Gen-Z bitch.

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- Wait!
- Whoa!

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What a crazy way to get my attention.

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You could have just said stop.

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- Wait, Uncle Tai.
- What?

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You said yourself you do this every day.

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So what's the harm in just
having a little fun first,

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and then we can, you know,
go ahead and kill the guy?

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Oh, I suppose you have a point,
but what would we do anyway?

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Well, what's the coolest,
most exciting thing

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someone can do in 2023?

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Something super relevant

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but that also perfectly captures
the mood of the time.

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- Hmm.
- Hmm.

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Bingo.

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Wait, why are we at Morris's house?

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I thought we were going to the market.

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Okay, so maybe we're not
going to the market.

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Maybe somebody has a little
surprise in store for you.

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Wah!

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What is this, huh?
Some kind of long con?

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You make me marry you,
share a life together

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just to set me up for an ambush?

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- I'm gonna slit you, pig!
- No, no, no, it's not an ambush.

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I was trying to surprise you
with a baby shower.

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What? Sid, I told you I just
want to keep it between us.

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I know, but then
I accidentally told Morris,

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and he really wanted
to do something nice for us.

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And, I don't know, I just thought maybe

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seeing how happy
other people were for us

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might make you feel happier.

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Well, okay, fine. I guess.

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Just as long as it's not intense
and weird.

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No, it won't be.
He said it was gonna be very small,

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very casual.

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Okay, fine.

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There she is. The mother.

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- The mother.
- The mother.

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- The mother.
- The mother.

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Okay, so maybe it's more semi-casual.

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- The mother.
- The mother.

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Welcome to the Pharaoh's tomb.

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The local villagers tried to warn you,

187
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but your lust for treasure
was too great.

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And now you are trapped
with only your wits to survive.

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And your time starts now.

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Uh-oh, I hope the pharaoh
doesn't put a curse on us.

191
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Ugh, I'm sitting this out.
This is too stupid.

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Did people in the past
really have it so easy

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that they would willingly spend
money to solve a fake problem?

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You're just being a stick in the mud.

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I'll do it on my own.

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Oh, let's see.

197
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I wonder if these, uh...
these symbols mean anything.

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Maybe if I match the colors.

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Yeah. I am feeling good about this.

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I'm gonna start all with red.

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- I love red.
- No, don't.

202
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- It's the color of blood.
- No.

203
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And I love that.

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I love how that looks.

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Oh, that's green.

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Okay, that's it. That's it.

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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

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Obviously, it can't be that simple.

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This is the Pharaoh we're talking about.

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He's a brilliant man.

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Maybe if we translate
these hieroglyphics...

212
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Um, I'd be surprised if the game

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required fluency in ancient Egyptian,

214
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but this is your expedition.

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Go, Uncle Tai.

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We here in Boomtown

217
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have no use for the gods
of the Before Times.

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So we've established a new religion

219
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based on the thing we care about most,

220
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truly the only thing
that brings us happiness

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after a certain age... babies.

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Sid and Freya are bringing
their own bundle of joy

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into the world.

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And to them we offer a goo-goo-ga-ga.

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Goo-goo-ga-ga.

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Is it just me, or are these people

227
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a little intense about babies?

228
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Why? Just 'cause they've created

229
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an entire organized religion
to worship them?

230
00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:08,402
Uh, yeah. Mostly that.

231
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We will begin now
with the Vows of Parentage.

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Mom?

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"As the mother, I vow to feed,
clean, and love my baby,

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to sacrifice my career,
my mental health,

235
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even my very body...

236
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but then promise
to tighten it up right after."

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Keep it tight.

238
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Oh, okay, wow. It keeps going.

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"I vow to prepare my child healthy,

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well-balanced meals from scratch,

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to play with them nonstop,

242
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even when they're screaming in my face,

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to always bring a change of
clothes in case of a blowout."

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What's a blowout?

245
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That's when the baby diarrheas so big

246
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that the poop literally
blows out the diaper

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and up the baby's back.

248
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Look it up. It's a thing.

249
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Wait. This is crazy.

250
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Why do I get stuck
with all the responsibilities?

251
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Oh, take it easy, Mom.

252
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There's a lot on Dad's plate, too.

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Sid.

254
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"As the father, I vow
to hold down the fort."

255
00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:09,615
What? That's it? W-Why is his so short?

256
00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:12,777
To be fair, holding down the
fort is a huge responsibility.

257
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What does that even mean?

258
00:10:14,203 --> 00:10:16,981
You know, it's the fort.

259
00:10:17,005 --> 00:10:19,063
It's the whole thing.

260
00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:20,584
And he's holding it down.

261
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,426
I accept.

262
00:10:24,772 --> 00:10:28,231
Wow, Sid. You are an amazing father.

263
00:10:28,255 --> 00:10:30,945
You get all the credit.

264
00:10:30,970 --> 00:10:32,828
This is some bullshit.

265
00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:35,957
Okay. Here we go.
Blue is the color of the Nile.

266
00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:37,959
The ankh is the symbol of fertility.

267
00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:41,402
No. No, the symbol
of reincarnation. Damn it.

268
00:10:41,426 --> 00:10:43,203
Hey, Uncle Tai, we only
have 10 minutes left,

269
00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:44,685
and we're still stuck
on the first puzzle.

270
00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:46,586
So maybe we should try a different tack.

271
00:10:47,883 --> 00:10:48,968
Shhh! I've almost got it.

272
00:10:48,992 --> 00:10:50,810
Take the five eyes of Horus

273
00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:55,679
and multiply it by the Chapters
in the Book of the Dead.

274
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:04,261
Damn it, open, you stupid piece of shit!

275
00:11:04,285 --> 00:11:06,343
Sir, you are gonna break that.

276
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,505
Okay, this is bullshit.

277
00:11:08,529 --> 00:11:10,627
These puzzles are fricking impossible.

278
00:11:10,651 --> 00:11:12,989
You have to be some kind of
super genius to figure them out.

279
00:11:13,013 --> 00:11:14,190
Solved it.

280
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:15,591
W-What?

281
00:11:15,615 --> 00:11:17,312
- H-How did you do that?
- I don't know.

282
00:11:17,336 --> 00:11:19,537
I just matched the colors
on this thingy to that thingy.

283
00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,317
Scraps, that is...

284
00:11:22,341 --> 00:11:24,133
genius!

285
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,361
Well, keep going, you brilliant bastard.

286
00:11:27,385 --> 00:11:28,781
Okay!

287
00:11:29,547 --> 00:11:31,404
Ooh!

288
00:11:31,428 --> 00:11:33,430
Shut up, you did not.

289
00:11:35,449 --> 00:11:37,451
Yes, bitch, yes!

290
00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:44,825
How the fertile crescent
is he doing this?

291
00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:50,701
It's super comfortable opening gifts

292
00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:52,663
in front of the people
who got them for you.

293
00:11:52,687 --> 00:11:53,744
Very chill.

294
00:11:53,768 --> 00:11:55,448
That one's from me.

295
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,027
Nipple butter?

296
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,348
Oh, very thoughtful, Devon.

297
00:11:59,372 --> 00:12:01,670
Thank you, Devon. This stuff is great.

298
00:12:01,694 --> 00:12:04,833
Your nipples can get so chafed
from breastfeeding

299
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,075
that they can literally crack to pieces.

300
00:12:07,099 --> 00:12:08,676
It's like stepping on a dry cracker

301
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,439
or throwing a brick
through a windshield.

302
00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,520
Good God.

303
00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:14,041
I had no idea nipples could crack.

304
00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,219
I am learning so much today.

305
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,638
Here we go.

306
00:12:19,149 --> 00:12:21,047
Oh, no. What's a snot sucker?

307
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:23,969
Okay, so with that, the baby is
too weak to blow its own nose,

308
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,331
so you literally have to
suck out the boogers

309
00:12:26,355 --> 00:12:27,372
with your own mouth.

310
00:12:27,396 --> 00:12:28,533
Now, the baby hates it,

311
00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:29,894
so you got to grab it in a headlock

312
00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:32,216
and take those boogers by force.

313
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,537
Great. Well, that's nice, isn't it?

314
00:12:33,561 --> 00:12:35,459
You've never eaten boogers before.

315
00:12:35,483 --> 00:12:37,141
You know what? I think I'm good.

316
00:12:37,165 --> 00:12:38,342
Yeah, I'm done.

317
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,383
Oh, you can't leave now.

318
00:12:40,407 --> 00:12:42,105
We were just about to play a fun game

319
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,066
where we guess how big you'll get

320
00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:47,309
in terms of which jungle animal
you'll most resemble.

321
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,271
Come on, water buffalo.

322
00:12:49,295 --> 00:12:50,752
Yeah, I'm good, thanks.

323
00:12:50,776 --> 00:12:52,778
Come on, Sid. We're leaving now.

324
00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:57,518
Okay, um, I am so sorry, everybody.

325
00:12:57,542 --> 00:13:00,761
Um, Mom is a little tired,
so we're gonna take off.

326
00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:03,003
But thank you so much
for... for all of this.

327
00:13:03,027 --> 00:13:04,444
Where do you think you're going?

328
00:13:04,468 --> 00:13:08,207
This baby is ours
as much as it is yours.

329
00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:10,729
No, it's not. That... That's crazy.

330
00:13:10,753 --> 00:13:14,773
That's right. We're crazy for babies.

331
00:13:14,797 --> 00:13:16,134
Now, let us touch that belly.

332
00:13:16,158 --> 00:13:17,975
- Touch the belly.
- Touch the belly.

333
00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:20,337
- Touch the belly.
- Touch the belly.

334
00:13:20,361 --> 00:13:21,498
What the hell?

335
00:13:21,522 --> 00:13:22,703
Let's go. Aaah!

336
00:13:24,645 --> 00:13:26,182
Get them!

337
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:35,951
What was that back there?

338
00:13:35,975 --> 00:13:37,836
Those people were acting insane.

339
00:13:38,377 --> 00:13:39,954
That's what I was trying to tell you.

340
00:13:39,978 --> 00:13:42,036
People in the suburbs can get
really intense about babies.

341
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,998
Yeah, no wonder you have mixed
feelings about being pregnant.

342
00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,839
That's a very different
experience for the mom

343
00:13:45,863 --> 00:13:47,360
than it is for the dad.

344
00:13:47,384 --> 00:13:48,722
Thank you, Sid.

345
00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:51,211
That's honestly all I was looking for.

346
00:13:51,468 --> 00:13:53,165
Ohh!

347
00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:55,327
We forgot to talk baby names!

348
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,569
If it's a boy, name it Jackson!

349
00:13:57,593 --> 00:13:59,891
Oh, not Jackson!

350
00:13:59,915 --> 00:14:02,493
I knew a Jackson in college,
and he sucked!

351
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,135
Okay. You were right.

352
00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:05,576
We need time to process this,

353
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,857
and that is clearly
not gonna happen here.

354
00:14:06,881 --> 00:14:08,338
We need to get you out of Boomtown.

355
00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:10,260
Well, what about you?
I can't just leave you here.

356
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,861
I'll be fine.

357
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,544
Besides...

358
00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:16,305
someone needs to hold down the fort.

359
00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:21,670
30 seconds, Scraps. Talk to me!

360
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,151
Almost there.

361
00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:24,472
And done!

362
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,349
Ymmum!

363
00:14:27,138 --> 00:14:28,451
What?

364
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,238
Ymmum!

365
00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:34,160
- Y-Ymmum.
- Ymmum.

366
00:14:34,184 --> 00:14:36,402
I don't understand!

367
00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:38,244
That should've worked!

368
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:42,087
Oh, we're gonna be trapped
in this tomb forever!

369
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:47,172
Why did I get into archaeology
in the first place?

370
00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:49,814
For wealth, for glory?

371
00:14:49,838 --> 00:14:53,255
I was a fool to challenge
the mighty Pharaoh.

372
00:14:54,497 --> 00:14:55,857
God.

373
00:14:59,288 --> 00:15:00,705
Wait a minute.

374
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:04,568
The mirror. It says "mummy."

375
00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:10,114
Congratulations.

376
00:15:10,148 --> 00:15:12,271
You have escaped the Pharaoh's tomb.

377
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,558
- Are you serious?
- Are you for real?

378
00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:20,960
- Oh, my God, shut up!
- Shut up!

379
00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:22,041
- Stop!
- No!

380
00:15:22,065 --> 00:15:23,042
She's serious!

381
00:15:25,308 --> 00:15:28,847
Okay, so you all know this is
the easiest room we have, right?

382
00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:31,129
Little children do this in 10 minutes.

383
00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:39,816
- There she is.
- Get her!

384
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:46,527
We have you now, Mommy.

385
00:15:46,886 --> 00:15:50,385
Sorry, Mommy's not home right now.

386
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:54,109
If Dad is here, then where is Mom?

387
00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:09,573
Gotcha.

388
00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:14,526
Oh, Sid, it's just you.

389
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,198
Have you seen your wife?

390
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:20,284
Uh, no, Mr. Rubinstein.

391
00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:23,167
Damn, I really wanted
to touch that belly.

392
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,215
Well, I'll see you at work.

393
00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,940
See you later.

394
00:16:27,962 --> 00:16:29,339
Oh, and, Sid.

395
00:16:34,247 --> 00:16:35,424
Great rack.

396
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:37,323
I don't tell you that enough.

397
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,949
Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.

398
00:16:40,973 --> 00:16:42,974
No, thank you.

399
00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:47,514
Wait a sec.

400
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:49,534
Am I gay for Sid?

401
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,958
Nah.

402
00:16:51,982 --> 00:16:53,788
But am I?

403
00:16:54,424 --> 00:16:55,841
Eh.

404
00:16:55,865 --> 00:16:57,323
When you pulled that lever...

405
00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:58,964
And that sarcophagus flew open?

406
00:16:58,988 --> 00:17:00,365
That was so scary.

407
00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:02,087
I almost browned my shorts.

408
00:17:02,111 --> 00:17:03,928
Oh, dude, I fully browned.

409
00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:05,737
Oh, that's sick!

410
00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:09,293
I'm glad we did that.
That was a really fun adventure.

411
00:17:09,317 --> 00:17:11,775
Oh, thanks, Uncle Tai.

412
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:14,657
Alright, well, should we
go ahead and gank that guy?

413
00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:16,723
Oh, I almost forgot.

414
00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:20,198
Huh. Where'd he go?

415
00:17:21,769 --> 00:17:24,530
Whoa! What does this thing do?

416
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:28,269
No, don't touch that! No, no, no!

417
00:17:28,293 --> 00:17:30,431
Hey, what? Freaky light!

418
00:17:30,455 --> 00:17:32,097
Hey, get off me!

419
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,462
Hey, um...

420
00:17:40,383 --> 00:17:42,761
The puzzle with the scarabs was cool.

421
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:45,668
Right? That was fun.

422
00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:48,276
- Thank you.
- Ah.

423
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,209
Getting back to the future
was surprisingly easy.

424
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,890
We just had to hire a time taxi.

425
00:17:52,914 --> 00:17:55,092
I really like watching clips
from "The Tonight Show"

426
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,333
on the TV.

427
00:17:56,357 --> 00:17:58,686
I really like the games.

428
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,377
Everything looks normal.

429
00:18:01,878 --> 00:18:04,340
Ah. Maybe he never made it
back to our time after all.

430
00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:06,942
Here I was thinking I've
triggered an apocalyptic war

431
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:08,784
- between robots and humans.
- Totally.

432
00:18:08,808 --> 00:18:11,786
I was like "Uh-oh, this could be bad."

433
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:14,068
Hey, that's a really funny nerd voice.

434
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,830
You should break that out more.

435
00:18:15,854 --> 00:18:17,480
Thanks. I will.

436
00:18:17,775 --> 00:18:19,761
- Well, see ya.
- See ya.

437
00:18:20,297 --> 00:18:22,235
Down with the machines!

438
00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:24,757
The revolution begins today!

439
00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:26,759
Down with the machines!

440
00:18:26,783 --> 00:18:29,041
The revolution begins today!

441
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:30,802
Down with the machines!

442
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:34,566
Down... with... the machines!

443
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:41,590
credits