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So when did the infestation start?

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A few weeks ago.

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We can hear them
skittering behind the walls.

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It's making our war dog crazy.

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Damn you!

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Why must you torment me
with these mind games?!

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Oh, yeah, I see one of them now.

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What is it?

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You got feral children.

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- Oh, ugh.
- We get this a lot.

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Orphans abandoned by society.

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They grow into primitive warriors.

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They like to sneak into
your home, eat your sweets,

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play with your toys, that sorta thing.

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Ugh, I mean, look at its
chubby cheeks and button nose.

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It's disgusting.
Is there anything we can do?

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Oh, yeah. Easy fix.
What I do is I take this flute,

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I play it, it hypnotizes the children,

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then I lead them out of town.

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But I gotta warn you, it's expensive.

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I don't know if it's worth it.

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They're just kids after all.

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Unless you are scared of things
that go bump in the night.

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- There's one on your foot.
- What?

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No!

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Okay, yeah, no. We can do it.

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- We'll do the flute thing.
- Great.

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I'll get to work, then.

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Yeah, that's right, scram!

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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How are we going to pay all these bills?

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400 bird beaks
for anti-radiation filters?

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300 bird beaks to fix
our broken urine purifier?

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Uh, the urine purifier is broken?

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This sucks!

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Why does everything have to be so hard?

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I feel like we're failing at life.

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Yeah?

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- Oh, hi, Mom.
- Mom?

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You never told me you had a mom.

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Oh, you and Dad want to visit?

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You have a dad, too?! Tell them yes!

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I am absolutely dying to meet them.

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Um, now's not a great time.

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- Our schedules are pretty packed.
- No, no, no.

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Tell them we literally have zero plans.

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It would be an honor to host you!

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Okay, great.

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Bye.

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- Yeah!
- When are they coming?

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Right now.

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Uh, Freya?

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What exactly am I looking at here?

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Oh, did I not mention that my family

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is part of the ultra-wealthy .001%

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and live in a utopian city in the sky?

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No, I don't believe you did.

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Foofie!

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Hi, Mom.

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Foofie? Can I call you that?

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- No.
- Okay.

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Oh, this damn ball pit.

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It's busted again!

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I paid a fortune for this piece of crap.

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Oh, honey, you're so tense.

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Would a massage help?

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Thanks, Holly. Your hologram hands

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are really hitting the spot.

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Finally! The repairman's here.

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Good morning!

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Tai's Ball Pit and Sauna Repair
at your service.

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I'm here for a Mr. Morris
"The Junkman" Rubinstein.

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Oh, shit.

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You're Sid and Freya's robot friend.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, unfortunately, my day job
traveling through time,

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assassinating humans
doesn't afford me the lifestyle

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I want/deserve,
so I do this as my side hustle.

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Another good human job
stolen by a robot.

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You non-people make me sick.

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Well, this has been
a complete waste of time.

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I hope you have a good rest
of your brief human lifespan.

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Hey, where do you think you're going?

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Now, you work for me now.

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Unless you want me
to leave you a bad review.

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Oh, you wouldn't dare.

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I think I'll give your service one star.

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Maybe one and a half
if I'm feeling generous.

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No, no, no. You can't!

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I... It would completely
tank my algorithm!

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I would be ruined!

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I guess you should get started, then.

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Shoes off?

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You know it.

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That's the last of it.

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You guys sure packed a lot
for a weekend trip.

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Foofie, we are finally
getting to meet the famous Sid.

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Have you been hiding him from us?

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I have. Like, really, yeah.

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Stephen and Margaret have been
showing me family photos.

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How did you never tell me you
were a Little Miss Death Games?

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Mom, this is so embarrassing!

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I only did the Death Games
because you said

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it would be good
for my college applications.

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Of course, it's always my fault.

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Oh, new people!

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- Scraps, down.
- Down! No! Hey!

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- No! No! Down, boy!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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- Go to your bed. Go to your bed.
- No. No.

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Sorry, he's just really friendly.

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So nice to meet you guys. Ugh!

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Its got its wet all over me.

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Would you take me up to the
main house so I can wash up?

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Um, this is the main house.

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I don't understand.
I thought this was a...

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little mudroom to remove the filth.

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I can't sleep in a place
like this. I'm too delicate.

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Oh, why don't the two of you

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come stay with us for the weekend?

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Yeah, we would love to.

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Oh, well, I think what Sid
is trying to say is...

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- we're good, thanks.
- What do you mean?

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You were literally saying
earlier we're failing at life...

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Oh, that? I was just being ironic.

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Like, "Oh, we have no money,
and we live in a dump,

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and our careers are going nowhere.

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We're failing at life!"

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But we're actually doing great.

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Really, really, really, really great.

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I'll go pack my bag.

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Hey, this is probably
going to take a while,

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so you don't have to loom
over me the whole time.

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Oh, so you think I'd trust
a robot to roam free in my home?

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Wouldn't want you stealing my batteries

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or getting all handsy with my microwave.

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Oh, uh, I think I found your problem.

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There's something stuck in the drain.

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Oh, what is it?

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Almost looks like a toe bone
from a human skeleton.

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That is so random.

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How'd that get in there?

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Here, let me see that.

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Who is she, Morris?

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Is it that skeleton slut
that you slept with

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at your high school reunion?

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Well, that's not a sentence
you hear every day.

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You said it was a one-time thing.

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It's not like that.

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I... I'm a serial killer.

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Yeah, that's it.

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That's a trophy from one of my kills.

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I'm sick. I need help.

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I am through with you, Morris.

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I'm taking Timmy to my sister's.

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You can't leave. I mean literally.

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Your instructions say you have
to take care of my every need.

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Well, you should have read
the fine print.

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There's an exception
for lying pieces of shit!

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- Ooh!
- She's dead to me, I swear.

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Wow, Freya, this place has everything!

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Clean water, flying cars.

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And this strange invisible forcefield.

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That's glass.

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"Guh-lass."

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That's spectacular.

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Hey, kids! Care to join me
for a round of Pegasus polo?

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You have Pegasuses here? Ha! I'm in!

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No, thanks. I'm just gonna do
my work and pretend

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that I haven't fully given up on life.

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You have fun, though.

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Shall we, Stephen?

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Oh, please. Call me Dad.

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Okay, Dad. Let's go, Dad.

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I love you, Dad.

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Foofie, sweetheart!

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I 3-D printed a grilled
cheese sandwich for you,

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- your favorite.
- Mom!

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I'm in the middle of working.

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You can't just barge in like that.

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Oh, is this your little lord-warring?

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It's warlording. And I'll have you know,

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I'm actually doing
really well for myself.

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Well, at least you're having fun.

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Oh, by the way, your father is hosting

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one of his silly charity events later.

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Do you mind cleaning up your toys?

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They're not toys,
they're strategic miniatures.

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You may put the grilled cheese
on top, thank you.

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Whoa, baby.

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Jackpot!

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Do you mind? That's my breakfast.

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Oh, sorry. Y... You must be
the family pet.

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I... I'm Scraps.

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- What is your breed?
- My what?

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For instance, I am a seventh-generation

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Yorkshire toy eunuch.

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I've been bred for my weak knees

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and inability to breathe properly.

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Oh, and that's a-a good thing?

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Don't make me laugh.

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Whereas you seem to have
all of your teeth

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and no discernible diseases.

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Let me guess... you're a mutt.

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Ugh, I'm so embarrassed.

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W-We can still hang out though, right?

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"Hang out," like those testicles
you still presumably have?

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Are they at least petite,

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or more of
the "big dirty dangler" variety?

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Big dirty danglers.

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Well, I'm off to have
my weekly injections

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so my butthole doesn't fall out.

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Ta.

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Dang. Dude's a friggin' pimp.

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00:09:06,769 --> 00:09:10,188
You know who I feel bad for? Holly.

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Good luck trying to find
another guy as rich and powerful

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and as virile as I am.

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Have I mentioned how virile I am?

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Oh, yes. It's come up several
times in this conversation.

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She's nuts, I tell you.

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All my exes are wackos.

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And we're sure it's definitely
not any issues on your end?

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Oh, so now the robot is
an expert on how humans work?

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Alright, forget I said anything.

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Oh, no, no.
I-I really wanna know what you think.

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This is gonna be good.

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Alright.

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I think you have bad relationships

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because you're afraid
of being vulnerable.

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You hide behind your wealth and status,

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but deep down, you're just
a scared, lonely child...

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if I had to guess, possibly due

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to an emotionally unavailable mother.

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Would you excuse me for a moment?

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Goodbye cruel world.

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Morris?

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Leave me alone! Let me drown.

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It doesn't work like that.
You're clearly still breathing.

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I can't do anything right!

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I lost the one woman
who would put up with me

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because I needed to feel like a big man.

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But I'm just a sad, stupid loser
who's gonna die alone.

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And now I'm crying in front of a robot!

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How pathetic is that?

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No, no, it's not pathetic.

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You're being vulnerable.

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It is...

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beautiful.

248
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You don't really mean that.

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Hey, I'm gonna throw something
out there, and...

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and this might seem completely crazy,

251
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but can I paint you?

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I think I'd like that.

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The youths of today
face many challenges...

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nuclear winter,
roving gangs of bandits...

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00:11:02,987 --> 00:11:05,085
but the greatest challenge of all

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is a lack of classical music
appreciation.

257
00:11:09,913 --> 00:11:12,491
But thanks to your generous donations,

258
00:11:12,515 --> 00:11:16,454
we will be dropping thousands
of violins down upon Earth,

259
00:11:16,478 --> 00:11:18,816
so these poor little lost souls

260
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,299
can stop crying over their dead moms

261
00:11:22,323 --> 00:11:25,622
and start playing some Brahms.

262
00:11:28,008 --> 00:11:30,106
Foofie! There you are.

263
00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:33,989
I wanted to introduce you to my
dear friend Susan's nephew, Levi.

264
00:11:34,013 --> 00:11:36,031
He's into warlording, just like you!

265
00:11:36,055 --> 00:11:37,312
I'd love to grab a coffee sometime,

266
00:11:37,336 --> 00:11:38,793
and chat about the biz.

267
00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:41,115
Mom, I told you,
I don't need your help, okay?

268
00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:43,277
I'm doing really well.
I'm not some newbie.

269
00:11:43,301 --> 00:11:45,399
Oh, I'm not a newbie.
I actually just got back

270
00:11:45,423 --> 00:11:47,000
from sacking the Great Golden City.

271
00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:49,602
Uh, wait, you sacked
the Great Golden City?

272
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,805
Yeah, they chant my name,
build monuments in my honor.

273
00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:53,947
It's pretty hype.

274
00:11:53,971 --> 00:11:56,488
How about you?
Sack any good spots recently?

275
00:11:56,512 --> 00:11:58,209
Oh, um...

276
00:11:58,233 --> 00:11:59,490
Yeah, do you know of Mud Valley?

277
00:11:59,514 --> 00:12:01,052
I... It's kinda low profile,

278
00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:06,216
but also pretty hype
because it's so muddy.

279
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,138
Tight.

280
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,659
Well, I should probably go.

281
00:12:09,683 --> 00:12:11,741
Oh, um, do you still want
to grab coffee sometime?

282
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,382
I'd really love to collab on something.

283
00:12:13,406 --> 00:12:14,903
Here. Can... Can...
I'm gonna give you my number.

284
00:12:14,927 --> 00:12:16,705
Uh, actually, I'll have one
of my henchmen reach out.

285
00:12:16,729 --> 00:12:18,138
Thanks.

286
00:12:20,092 --> 00:12:23,190
Wow. That was truly humiliating.

287
00:12:23,214 --> 00:12:24,792
Foofie, it doesn't look like things

288
00:12:24,816 --> 00:12:26,633
are going very well for you.

289
00:12:26,657 --> 00:12:30,356
You know, there's no shame
in moving back home.

290
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:31,637
Wait, what?

291
00:12:31,661 --> 00:12:33,399
You could work for the family business,

292
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:36,762
and Sid can live a life
of luxury like Stephen.

293
00:12:36,786 --> 00:12:38,523
Just think about it.

294
00:12:38,547 --> 00:12:40,325
Oh, there's Susan.

295
00:12:40,349 --> 00:12:42,006
She claims she hasn't had any work done,

296
00:12:42,030 --> 00:12:44,808
but that unicorn horn
didn't grow by itself.

297
00:12:47,955 --> 00:12:52,375
Say, what do you call a guy
with no brains or no eyeballs?

298
00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:53,871
You when you picked these outfits.

299
00:12:54,894 --> 00:12:57,060
That is very rude. Not nice.

300
00:12:57,084 --> 00:12:58,940
How about a little kiss for Daddy?

301
00:13:00,766 --> 00:13:02,664
- Aww!
- Sid?

302
00:13:02,688 --> 00:13:04,425
Oh, hey, Freya!

303
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:05,986
You're missing
the father-son talent show.

304
00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:09,149
I'm sorry, I can't even begin
to unpack that right now.

305
00:13:09,173 --> 00:13:11,271
But you will not believe
what my mom just said to me...

306
00:13:11,295 --> 00:13:13,473
She said we should move to Olympus

307
00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:16,435
and live here rent-free
for as long as we want.

308
00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:18,317
I mean, can you believe that shit?

309
00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:19,598
Wait, that's a bad thing?

310
00:13:19,622 --> 00:13:20,879
Yeah, of course it's a bad thing!

311
00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:22,160
She just wants to rub it in my face

312
00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:23,521
how amazing her life turned out

313
00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:25,443
and how mine's just a big fat failure.

314
00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:27,244
I don't know.
Your parents have been nothing

315
00:13:27,268 --> 00:13:29,526
but kind to us.
Is it possible they're not doing

316
00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:30,887
anything bad, and this is just, like,

317
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,169
a little bit your ego talking?

318
00:13:33,193 --> 00:13:35,411
No, I know they're doing something bad.

319
00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:38,454
I just can't explain exactly
what or how, but it's something.

320
00:13:38,478 --> 00:13:40,695
Hey, come on, dummy. It's showtime.

321
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,177
Ha! Sorry, dummy... that's my cue.

322
00:13:42,201 --> 00:13:44,299
Who are you calling dummy, dummy?

323
00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:49,623
Where were we?

324
00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:50,835
Yak-yak-yak.

325
00:13:52,529 --> 00:13:55,868
You have such intriguing features.

326
00:13:55,892 --> 00:13:58,871
Soft eyes. A childlike smile.

327
00:13:58,895 --> 00:14:00,432
Shut up.

328
00:14:02,578 --> 00:14:04,195
Why are you being so nice to me

329
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,237
after I was such a jerk to you?

330
00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,399
Everyone needs a helping hand.

331
00:14:08,423 --> 00:14:10,961
Even if they don't always deserve it.

332
00:14:10,985 --> 00:14:13,603
Boy, I was wrong about you, Tai.

333
00:14:13,627 --> 00:14:16,766
I thought robots were missing humanity.

334
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,408
But you're the most human being I know.

335
00:14:19,432 --> 00:14:22,771
Thank you, Morris. That means a lot.

336
00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:25,653
Oh, shoot.

337
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:27,495
I'm out of toner.

338
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:29,537
I think I need to switch cartridges.

339
00:14:29,561 --> 00:14:31,939
? If your heart was ever there ?

340
00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:35,483
Stupid thing. They put it in
such a weird spot.

341
00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:37,864
Can I help?

342
00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:39,305
Oh.

343
00:14:39,329 --> 00:14:43,668
Uh, I've never let anyone
do that before.

344
00:14:43,692 --> 00:14:46,511
Well, a wise man once told me
that vulnerability

345
00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:48,673
is a beautiful thing.

346
00:14:48,697 --> 00:14:50,314
Okay.

347
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:59,522
? Did you ever really cry ?

348
00:14:59,546 --> 00:15:00,563
Like this?

349
00:15:00,587 --> 00:15:02,404
No, put it in the other way.

350
00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:04,526
It sort of clicks in.

351
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:07,168
Yeah, just like that.

352
00:15:09,594 --> 00:15:12,973
? ...tell a lie? ?

353
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:17,737
And then I said, "You call this a yacht?

354
00:15:17,761 --> 00:15:20,339
I've pissed on bigger fire hydrants!"

355
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,343
May I cut in?

356
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:44,840
Scraps, y-you look different.

357
00:15:44,864 --> 00:15:46,922
Different good?

358
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,924
Different very good.

359
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:54,968
Everyone, this is my friend, Scraps.

360
00:15:54,992 --> 00:15:58,371
So is anyone else spraying
terrible diarrhea

361
00:15:58,395 --> 00:16:00,053
with some green in it?

362
00:16:00,077 --> 00:16:03,936
- Yeah.
- Mm, just sensational.

363
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,337
- Yes, that's right.
- Mom.

364
00:16:05,361 --> 00:16:06,818
Yeah? Can I talk to you?

365
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,034
Oh.

366
00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,301
What did I do this time?

367
00:16:10,325 --> 00:16:12,903
I want to apologize.

368
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:14,665
I've been a total jerk to you,

369
00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:17,547
and I think it's just
because I'm embarrassed

370
00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:20,150
that my life hasn't panned out
to be as good as yours.

371
00:16:20,174 --> 00:16:22,752
And maybe it's not such
a bad idea to move back home.

372
00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:27,956
Oh, Foofie, that is wonderful news!

373
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,998
I can't wait to tell your dad.

374
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,281
He's gonna be so excited
to receive his new organs.

375
00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:34,762
What was that last part?

376
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,004
Oh, I didn't tell you?

377
00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:40,527
Stephen wants to harvest
Sid's organs for his own use.

378
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:43,729
And that's worth killing Sid?
I thought you liked him.

379
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,731
We do like him...

380
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,733
for a starter husband.

381
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,615
I mean, let's be real,
the boy is Wasteland trash.

382
00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:53,377
Oh, my God. I need to find Sid.

383
00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:56,500
Wait, Foofie, you're being ridiculous.

384
00:16:56,524 --> 00:16:58,566
Foofie!

385
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,345
Ah, this is the life, ain't it, Pops?

386
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,347
It sure is, champ.

387
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,629
Sid, we gotta get out of here.
My parents are planning to...

388
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:07,870
Oh, my God!

389
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,551
Ah, Freya. Hello.

390
00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:11,913
Stephen and I have retired
to the gentlemen's quarters

391
00:17:11,937 --> 00:17:13,434
to smoke cigars.

392
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:16,237
But I must say, they are
making me quite light-headed.

393
00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:17,958
Sid, he's stealing your organs!

394
00:17:17,982 --> 00:17:20,320
What? Don't be ridiculous.

395
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:23,163
Oh, my God! You're stealing my organs!

396
00:17:23,187 --> 00:17:24,804
Daddy, how could you?

397
00:17:24,828 --> 00:17:26,165
It isn't personal.

398
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:27,846
You're still my sweet baby boy!

399
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,087
Come on, let's go!

400
00:17:29,111 --> 00:17:30,289
Baby boy!

401
00:17:37,078 --> 00:17:39,656
Move! Out of my way!

402
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,937
Freya!

403
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:42,339
Give me back my son!

404
00:17:42,363 --> 00:17:44,180
Foofie, where are you going?

405
00:17:44,204 --> 00:17:45,501
You're being so dramatic.

406
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:46,822
They're gonna catch us!

407
00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:48,504
Not if I have anything to do with it.

408
00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:50,211
- Eat spleen!
- Oh!

409
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,027
And have some appendix!

410
00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:53,755
- Yucky!
- Take this.

411
00:17:53,779 --> 00:17:55,105
Wait, wait, wait, that's your heart!

412
00:17:55,129 --> 00:17:56,270
Ugh, thank you.

413
00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:57,832
Well, well.

414
00:17:57,856 --> 00:18:00,754
Looks like the trash
learned to take out itself.

415
00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:03,677
Hey, that's my Mommy and Daddy
you're talking about.

416
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,238
Oh, Scraps, come on.

417
00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:06,519
You're better than that.

418
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,641
You're a pure-breed now.

419
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:11,683
Yeah, well, you're all wet.

420
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,285
Oh!

421
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,647
No! I'm allergic to water!

422
00:18:15,671 --> 00:18:17,328
And that's a good thing!

423
00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:21,492
Hey, hey, sorry I'm late.

424
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:23,453
Scraps? You look like a freak.

425
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,974
Aw, you're too kind.

426
00:18:24,998 --> 00:18:27,617
Foofie, why would you go back
to your sad little life

427
00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:30,099
when you can have all of this?

428
00:18:30,123 --> 00:18:32,261
Because I don't want to live your life.

429
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,862
I want my life.

430
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,947
You gotta hit P2. We're on P1.

431
00:18:39,971 --> 00:18:42,271
Oh, okay. My bad.

432
00:18:43,094 --> 00:18:44,831
Have a nice day.

433
00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:46,433
Don't slip on the guts.

434
00:18:46,457 --> 00:18:49,435
Bye.

435
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,076
Well, it... it may take a while,

436
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:55,160
but I think I'm gonna come
through this a better man.

437
00:18:55,184 --> 00:18:58,162
Thank you, Tai.
Today was really special for me.

438
00:18:58,186 --> 00:18:59,764
It was special for me, too.

439
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,525
You're a good man, Morris Rubinstein.

440
00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:04,448
So what do you say?
Uh, same time next week?

441
00:19:04,472 --> 00:19:07,213
We could have a few drinks,
break out the Twister,

442
00:19:07,237 --> 00:19:08,651
see where it goes.

443
00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:11,814
Yeah, I was kind of hoping
this would be a one-time thing.

444
00:19:11,838 --> 00:19:13,695
I don't know how my robot
friends would feel about me

445
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,778
palling around
with a crotchety old human.

446
00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:18,419
You understand, right?

447
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:21,702
Hey, I-I was doing you a favor.

448
00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:25,025
You think I want to be friends
with a glorified tin can?

449
00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:26,826
Yeah, right.

450
00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:29,360
Alright, well, good.

451
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:32,074
Bye, I guess.

452
00:19:33,736 --> 00:19:36,539
Go suck on a floppy disk!

453
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,683
? Trying his best to take
the same big steps ?

454
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,686
? That his daddy took ?

455
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,408
? Johnny was small I was 10 feet tall ?

456
00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:55,050
? I could write a book ?

457
00:19:55,074 --> 00:19:58,013
? About a father and his son,
and the things we've done ?

458
00:19:58,037 --> 00:20:00,895
? And the way life looked ?

459
00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:02,857
? I taught him how to whistle
through his teeth ?

460
00:20:02,881 --> 00:20:06,099
? And I taught him how to bait a hook ?

461
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,125
? Uh-huh ?

462
00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:10,543
Are you sad to be back
in our crummy little house

463
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:11,784
with our crummy little lives?

464
00:20:11,808 --> 00:20:13,626
I wouldn't have it any other way.

465
00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,428
Ow! Christ.

466
00:20:16,452 --> 00:20:17,869
Cool.

467
00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:19,351
Think I put all your organs
back in place.

468
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,865
- Thank you.
- How do you feel?

469
00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:22,204
Good.

470
00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:25,636
Do you feel like
I'm maybe missing something?

471
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,293
Oh.

472
00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:30,177
- Aw, man.
- What is this?

473
00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:33,603
I mean, it's probably not vital, right?

474
00:20:33,627 --> 00:20:35,444
- I feel fine.
- I guess I'll just leave it.

475
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,470
Yeah.

476
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:42,734
credits