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I'm not saying that kids in the 1960s

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were braver than the kids today,

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but there wasn't much that scared us.

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Dean! Get in here right now!

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Except the sound of an
angry 1960s father.

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I don't even know what I
did, but I knew it was bad,

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because Daddy had his
"I'm serious" leg cross

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and Mama had her

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"Please don't hit him too
hard, Bill" face on.

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You mind telling me what's going on
with this report card I just opened?

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I am so sorry I got a "C" in PE.

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I don't care about the "C" in PE.

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I'm glad they finally put
you on the boys' teams.

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I'm mad about your music grade.

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But I got an "A" in music. Exactly.

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I've heard you practice. No
way you're an "A" student.

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Bill, go easy on him.

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That was me going easy.

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Only my dad would find a way to be mad

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about the highest possible grade.

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I'm going down to that school tomorrow
to speak with this music teacher.

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Ooh, maybe he'll show up

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right when you're being
stuffed into a locker.

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Shut up, Kim.

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But don't come between
second and third period.

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No reason.

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Well, I'm just happy Dean's in
trouble for once and not me.

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Well, we also got the phone bill in,

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and who on God's green Earth do you
know in Mobile at 10:00 at night?

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Hey, Dean, come check this out.

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When Cory turns 14 next month,

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he's gonna get his motorcycle license.

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So your parents are gonna
let you get a motorcycle?

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Well, no, but all I need is
the license to show girls.

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Man, this makes me want to
watch "Easy Rider" again.

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- Yeah.
- I know.

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- You guys have seen "Easy Rider"?
- Of course we have.

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It's the coolest movie of the year.

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- But I mean, how? It's rated "R".
- My dad took me.

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They actually let me in by myself
because of my "moo-stache."

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Yeah, still can't see it.

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Oh, well, you know, that's cool.

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My parents are taking me this weekend.

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Even said I could have
two boxes of candy.

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- No big deal.
- You're gonna love it, Dean.

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It has everything.

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Acid trips, violence, and did
I mention there's boobs?

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Boobs.

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Excuse me, Mr. Van Der Kamp?

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I'm Dean Williams' father.

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Oh, please, please, call me Alan.

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How can I help you?

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I'd like to talk to you about
his grade in music class.

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I'm confused. I-I think
I gave Dean an "A."

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Yes, and I think we both can agree

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he doesn't deserve that and
his grade should be lowered.

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Okay.

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- This is a first.
- I don't mean any disrespect.

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I just want Dean to be challenged more.

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I have higher expectations for him.

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I'm actually a professional
musician myself.

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I know.

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I must have seen you play
at Delwood's a dozen times.

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You know about Delwood's?

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I wouldn't be much of a music teacher

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if I didn't know the jazz club
that produced Scooty Carmichael.

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You know about Scooty?

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They say he invented
6/7 time at Delwood's.

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I know all the Scooty legends.

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I'm just surprised that you do.

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Because I'm so tall?

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Yeah, something like that.

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Look, if you're looking to
see Dean more challenged,

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I'm happy to stay after school
with him a couple of days a week.

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He's got real talent.

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I think that's a great idea.

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Unless we're past the point where I
can bribe you to lower his grade.

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Yeah, that ship has sailed, my brother.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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But before I could ask my mom

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to let me see a super
cool movie with boobs,

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- I was getting extra school.
- Hey, hey, now.

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Hey, Dean, why don't we show your dad

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what we've been working on?

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- Is that "Oxtail Boogie"?
- Yes!

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Yes, it is! Great ear, Bill.

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Thought you'd get a kick out of that.

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You were flat.

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I, actually...

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Back then, album covers were offensive.

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I brought the real thing.

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Scooty live at The Roanoke from '52.

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The Noke, baby.

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I never thought I'd see one
of these in real life.

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You got a minute to listen?

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Well, I'm supposed to get
Dean back for dinner,

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but I could probably listen to a bit.

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All right.

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You know, a lot of
people don't know this,

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but Scooty played more than just sax.

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The one thing we knew in our family

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was that when Daddy started
talking about jazz,

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we were in for a long one.

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Legend has it, he was the only person

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in his high school marching band.

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Eventually, I had to go to the pay phone

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and call Mama to come rescue me.

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Dean.

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You said your dad forgot about
you, but he's right there.

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You hear that?

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- You hear that right there?
- I don't believe it.

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No, he's talking jazz.

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Lil, hey.

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Meet the only man who knows more
about Scooty Carmichael than me.

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God, help me.

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Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you.

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I'm Dean's music teacher,
Alan Van Der Kamp.

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Can you believe he has an original
Scooty Carmichael from '52?

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I cannot.

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I'm going to take Dean home
before he starves to death.

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Y'all don't stay out too late, now.

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Oh, and I made spaghetti, so you know

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if you eat too late,
you'll get the heartburn.

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Lillian, I'll be fine.

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Wow, turns out wives were just
as good at embarrassing you

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in front of your friends as moms were.

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Oh, yeah, just how he starts it, right?

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Well, well, well.

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Look who's finally
back from talking jazz

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with his new friend.

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I'll admit, I am surprised

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I enjoyed talking to
him as much as I did.

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He's a lot cooler than I thought,

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seeing he's a... teacher.

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Well, he seems to be a great
guy for a... teacher.

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You'll get to know him
better this weekend.

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He invited us to a dinner party.

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Oh, darn it, I'm busy that night.

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I didn't even tell you the date yet.

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What's so bad about going
to a dinner party with me?

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Sorry, I just don't want to get stuck

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talking about improvisation
and syncopation all night.

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Wow, after all the corporate
picnics I've been to with you?

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I had to do a damn three-legged
race with Mr. Davidson.

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He secretly liked winning, though.

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Fine.

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You've done a lot for me, I
can do this one for you.

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But if one person starts
scatting, so help me God...

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You mean like this?

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Bill Williams, don't you try me.

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Hey, there, best big
brother in the world.

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What do you want, Dean?

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Oh, wow, Army intelligence
trained you real well.

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Anyway, I need you to take
me to see "Easy Rider."

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I'm the only one of my friends
who hasn't seen it yet.

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I'll do your basket of laundry.

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Deal.

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- Seriously?
- Sure.

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I wanted to see it anyway.

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Wait, so, you'll take me,

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even though it has graphic
violence, nudity, and drug use?

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There's no way I can handle all that.

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How bad could it be?

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Bruce had just come back from the war.

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His barometer for
violence was clearly off,

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which worked out great for me.

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Hey, Bruce, I need the car keys.

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I'm headed to a college party tonight.

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It's too late, Kim. I already told Dean
I was taking him to the movies tonight.

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What? No. I need to go to this.

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How can I know what college
I want to go to next year

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if I don't sample the parties?

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Well, from what I hear, college
is about more than that.

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I already been to a football game.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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I'm sure we can come to some
sibling agreement here.

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How about we drop Kim
off before the movie

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if she does your basket of laundry?

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Deal.

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Well played, Dean. Well played.

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But you should have been more specific.

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'Cause this one's still for you.

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Fabric softener on all the drawers.

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My hat look okay?

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Yes, Bill.

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Are you sure a Jell-O mold
is a good thing to bring?

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I know my audience.

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Okay. Good.

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And you're sure the hat looks okay?
'Cause I can lose it.

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The hat looks great.

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Are you surprised you and
Alan hit it off so well?

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Well, maybe at first,

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but once we started talking music,

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it was like talking with any other guy.

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He means any other Black guy.

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I'm glad you're coming, Lil.

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You're a little more used
to these kind of parties.

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He means White parties.

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Oh, don't worry.

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I'll stick by your side.

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Last thing I need is to be stuck
with a bunch of housewives

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talking about Tupperware
and dress patterns.

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Thank you, honey.

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Let's hurry up.

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They like to start their events on time.

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He means everybody but Black people.

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This Jell-O mold is absolutely amazing.

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Here, you can just put it
right there on the table.

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Oh, oh, oh, look who's here.

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This is my wife, Patty.

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What a pleasure it is to meet you.

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Bill, I hear so much about
you from this one ever here.

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I kinda let it slip that you
worked with Marvin Gaye

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and everyone is just dying
to hear all your stories.

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- Oh, have I got stories.
- Let's do it.

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Oh, well, shouldn't I come with?

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Oh, no, Lil, I'll be fine.

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You ladies have fun together.

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Word to the wise,

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Mary gives a hard sell
on the Tupperware.

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She's a force.

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I sell Tupperware.

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Almost forgot a bowl.

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It's in the pantry.

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Gotta have a bowl.

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So, do you like Tupperware?

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So, how exactly do you expect
to get into a college party?

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Don't worry, my friend Gloria

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is gonna meet me and let me in.

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Enough chitchat.

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Hurry up and get out so we don't
miss the talking popcorn and candy.

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Be safe, Kim.

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I.D., please.

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No, I'm just looking for Gloria.

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Then I need your I. D.

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Shoot.

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I left it in my dorm.

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Which dorm?

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That one. Right over there.

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Sorry, I am so bad with names.

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That's the math building.

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No, no, behind the math building.

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You mean the creek?

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Excuse me.

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Come on, Kim's fine.

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Nothing bad ever happens
at college parties!

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Bruce?

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Bruce Williams, is that you?

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Ay-yo! Hold tight a sec.

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00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,618
I ain't seen these cats
since high school.

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Well, then that means they're probably
not that important. Let's go!

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Just... Just sit tight a sec, okay?

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Listen to the radio.

254
00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:11,977
Come see "Easy Rider."

255
00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:14,078
It's the movie everyone's
been talking about.

256
00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:15,548
Now in its final weekend.

257
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,479
And screw that parental supervision.

258
00:11:17,505 --> 00:11:18,954
Don't be such a baby.

259
00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:21,329
Okay, maybe it didn't
happen exactly that way,

260
00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:23,374
but I was determined to see this movie.

261
00:11:23,688 --> 00:11:25,626
I found, when it comes to fabric,

262
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,172
you cannot beat 100% polyester.

263
00:11:28,198 --> 00:11:30,962
Right? I have the cutest pattern,

264
00:11:30,988 --> 00:11:33,587
and I'm gonna make all the
kids matching jumpsuits.

265
00:11:33,928 --> 00:11:37,626
Hey, you ladies know if
the Jacuzzi's ready?

266
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,032
- It's warming up right now.
- Cool.

267
00:11:40,058 --> 00:11:42,704
Lillian, you and Bill should
join us in the hot tub.

268
00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:45,290
Oh, it is so fun.

269
00:11:46,529 --> 00:11:48,008
Thank you,

270
00:11:48,102 --> 00:11:51,019
but unfortunately we didn't
bring any swimsuits.

271
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,477
Don't worry. Neither did we!

272
00:12:00,055 --> 00:12:02,337
Bruce wasn't leaving any time soon.

273
00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:04,798
If I wanted to see the movie,
I'd have to find some adult

274
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,923
willing to bring a kid into a theater.

275
00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:10,253
Luckily it was the '60s when
adults were still cool.

276
00:12:10,278 --> 00:12:12,188
All right, all right,
come on, guys, come on.

277
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,774
Enough of the war stories. I
want to hear about you two.

278
00:12:14,813 --> 00:12:17,821
Well, I actually just got
named the starting shortstop

279
00:12:17,847 --> 00:12:18,977
for the baseball team here.

280
00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:21,829
That's great! Hey, you
always could pick it.

281
00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:26,688
Hey, man, I could put in a good word with
the coach for you if you're interested.

282
00:12:26,714 --> 00:12:28,097
Even if it would put me on the bench

283
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,821
like you did in high school.

284
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,183
Yeah, I think my baseball days are over.

285
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,548
I heard you were wounded. Sorry.

286
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,126
But it must be real nice
to be working, huh?

287
00:12:39,152 --> 00:12:41,790
Yeah, I'm actually not
working much, either.

288
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,847
I'm still getting disability
checks from the Army.

289
00:12:46,555 --> 00:12:48,321
Well, your hair sure has gotten long.

290
00:12:48,715 --> 00:12:49,797
Right.

291
00:12:50,259 --> 00:12:52,613
I am never getting into
that party, Bruce.

292
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,680
- We can leave.
- Okay, Kim.

293
00:12:57,105 --> 00:12:58,423
But where's Dean?

294
00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:00,192
- I thought he was with you.
- Nah, he was.

295
00:13:00,218 --> 00:13:02,048
I only took my eye off
him for one second.

296
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:04,876
At this moment, I was being
chased across the creek

297
00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:06,891
by the wino who claimed he owned it.

298
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:07,954
Dean!

299
00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,373
Then a few minutes later,

300
00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:12,243
Marvin Gaye comes out the head and says,

301
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,946
"Well, I guess there is a
mountain high enough."

302
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,552
Bill, I think we should go home.

303
00:13:20,578 --> 00:13:22,514
What? Why?

304
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,853
I think that this is some kind of...

305
00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:26,212
sex party.

306
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:29,409
You have got to stop reading
Kim's Cosmopolitan magazines.

307
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,786
Sex party? My goodness, Lillian.

308
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,056
Just be cool.

309
00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:35,751
You guys want to come
down to the basement?

310
00:13:35,777 --> 00:13:38,540
I just had it completely soundproofed.

311
00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:42,970
'Cause I got my whole
recording studio down there.

312
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,025
Oh, hang on one sec.

313
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:49,554
Yeah. Bill, I'm gonna need your keys.

314
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,305
Oh, no. No.

315
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,915
This has gone on long enough.
I know what's happening here.

316
00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:55,893
Is everything all right?

317
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,321
No, it's not.

318
00:13:57,347 --> 00:13:59,407
Because this is a key party!

319
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:01,267
For the love of God, be cool.

320
00:14:01,293 --> 00:14:03,790
No, Bill! I read about it in Cosmo.

321
00:14:03,816 --> 00:14:06,118
All the couples put
their keys into a bowl

322
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:09,189
and then they draw keys to
see who's swinging with who!

323
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:13,345
But we are not here for
your kinky games, Alan.

324
00:14:13,861 --> 00:14:16,611
We just need Bill's keys so we can

325
00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:19,567
move his car so Ted and
Kathy can go home.

326
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,118
You're blocking 'em in.

327
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,931
You know what? No need.

328
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,150
I think it's best if we leave, too.

329
00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:31,251
Thank you for having us, Alan.

330
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:40,936
Mary, I'll send you a check for
the deluxe Seal-N-Serve set.

331
00:14:48,835 --> 00:14:51,249
Why do all the buildings look the same?

332
00:14:51,314 --> 00:14:53,178
Damn public funding.

333
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,046
Excuse me.

334
00:14:55,121 --> 00:14:57,139
Can you tell me how to get
to the movie theater?

335
00:14:57,165 --> 00:15:00,366
And please don't tell me to
look for "Upyourbutt" Street.

336
00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:02,022
I'm not falling for that twice.

337
00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:04,991
Wow, you're going in the
completely wrong direction.

338
00:15:06,442 --> 00:15:08,280
That an Erlenmeyer flask?

339
00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:10,210
How do you know what that is?

340
00:15:10,236 --> 00:15:11,838
I have a chemistry set at home.

341
00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:15,311
Well, if you're excited
about the beaker,

342
00:15:15,337 --> 00:15:17,397
wait until you see...

343
00:15:19,254 --> 00:15:20,702
the lab.

344
00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:24,366
Wow, this... this... this
lab, it has everything!

345
00:15:24,392 --> 00:15:28,249
So many chemicals and safety warnings!

346
00:15:28,305 --> 00:15:31,257
This is the greatest night of my life!

347
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:34,378
Sadly, that remained true
for many years after.

348
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:45,104
I'm sorry I ruined your new friendship.

349
00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:47,004
I'm so embarrassed.

350
00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:50,761
- It's fine.
- No, it's not.

351
00:15:50,988 --> 00:15:53,676
You haven't made a new friend
since the band broke up.

352
00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:56,122
Please. It's not like I'm 10.

353
00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:58,761
Stupid band. I hate 'em.

354
00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:05,472
- Oh, no.
- What now?

355
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,261
In all the commotion, I must
have left my purse there.

356
00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:10,457
No way I'm going back into that house.

357
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:11,620
Okay.

358
00:16:11,707 --> 00:16:15,183
I'll just go to the department
store tomorrow and buy a new one.

359
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,215
And a new wallet.

360
00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,933
And some new sunglasses.

361
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,679
This is way cooler than "Easy Rider".

362
00:16:30,183 --> 00:16:33,136
The resolving power on this
bad boy is through the roof!

363
00:16:33,832 --> 00:16:35,527
You really know your stuff.

364
00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:38,316
I don't know why all those kids are at
that party when they could be in here.

365
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:39,371
Party?

366
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,227
Oh, I guess I wasn't invited.

367
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,566
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

368
00:16:44,592 --> 00:16:47,363
- I know how that feels.
- No. No need to apologize.

369
00:16:47,438 --> 00:16:50,083
I'm doing exactly what I want to
be doing on my Saturday night.

370
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:54,560
So you wouldn't want to go
to a party or a-a movie

371
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:55,906
just because your friends are going?

372
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,043
Not really.

373
00:16:57,069 --> 00:16:59,869
I mean, that's the cool
thing about college.

374
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,824
You don't have to do things
you don't want to do.

375
00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:06,722
We should really get you back
to your brother and sister.

376
00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:08,355
Yeah, you're right.

377
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,543
But maybe just one more
diopter adjustment?

378
00:17:13,202 --> 00:17:14,972
Oh, what the hell?

379
00:17:18,651 --> 00:17:23,293
So, how are you feeling after
seeing your old friends?

380
00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,597
I'm fine.

381
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,579
Clearly Bruce was just like Dad

382
00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:28,465
when it came to expressing his emotions.

383
00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:30,728
Hey, does the one on the
baseball team got a girlfriend?

384
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:31,910
He is a fox!

385
00:17:31,936 --> 00:17:34,433
And, clearly, Kim was
nowhere near like Mom

386
00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:36,363
when it came to making
people feel better.

387
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,433
Never mind.

388
00:17:38,419 --> 00:17:40,121
You ever think about going to college?

389
00:17:40,207 --> 00:17:42,527
I guess. I don't know.

390
00:17:42,674 --> 00:17:44,793
I think about it all the time.

391
00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:47,394
I'm a little scared, honestly.

392
00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:50,355
I guess that wouldn't
be very scary for you.

393
00:17:50,381 --> 00:17:51,902
You've already seen the world.

394
00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:55,074
Well, if anybody's ready for
college, it's you, Kim.

395
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,552
Okay, remember when you
were 12 and your Barbie

396
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,707
lived in a Malibu Dream dorm?

397
00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:03,457
Too bad they don't give
scholarships for accessorizing.

398
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,582
Who knows, maybe we can enroll together.

399
00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:09,832
You know we'd go for
free at Dad's school.

400
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:14,152
Great, I'd get to go to college
with my brother and my dad.

401
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,254
Oh, there they are!

402
00:18:16,369 --> 00:18:18,157
Dean! Where you been, man?

403
00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:19,488
And how'd you get into the party,

404
00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:21,097
and why you ain't come out and get me?

405
00:18:21,123 --> 00:18:23,816
Well, when I got lost trying
to find my way to the movies,

406
00:18:23,842 --> 00:18:25,855
Cynthia found me and
brought me back here.

407
00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:28,160
She let me see the inside
of the chemistry lab.

408
00:18:28,186 --> 00:18:31,129
They have tungsten
incandescent light bulbs.

409
00:18:31,394 --> 00:18:33,301
Well, now that you're safe,

410
00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:35,246
I think I'm gonna head back inside.

411
00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:37,519
Turns out the party's
more fun than I thought.

412
00:18:37,545 --> 00:18:39,457
Tell Junebug I said bye.

413
00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:44,246
Dean's had more college experience
than both of us put together.

414
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:46,496
Junebug.

415
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,441
- Bill?
- Sorry, I...

416
00:18:56,715 --> 00:18:58,195
That's not Alan!

417
00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:03,394
All y'all up in here naked?

418
00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:05,426
So Lillian was right.

419
00:19:05,452 --> 00:19:06,965
This was a sex party all along.

420
00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:09,036
No, no, no, it was a dinner party,

421
00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:11,816
but then some like-minded friends

422
00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:16,597
like to stick around after
dinner for, second dessert.

423
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,332
Why didn't you say that earlier?

424
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,169
We assumed you and Lillian
weren't into this.

425
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:23,589
That's not why we invited
you to the dinner party.

426
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,801
Oh, really? You sure you didn't
tell us, because you didn't want

427
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:29,043
a Black couple joining
in your sex party?

428
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,979
You know what?

429
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,982
We'll give you two some privacy.

430
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:35,207
Thanks, baby.

431
00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,277
I'm sorry, Bill.

432
00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:43,866
Hey, man, what you do
in your private life

433
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,129
is your own business.

434
00:19:45,155 --> 00:19:47,449
Just a little caught off-guard is all.

435
00:19:47,475 --> 00:19:50,462
I enjoy talking to you
because, to be honest,

436
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:53,116
I don't have that many friends
who aren't into this.

437
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:54,801
He means non-freaks.

438
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,637
I've been in the music
business for years,

439
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,668
I've definitely seen some things,

440
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,223
but this beats my story about mistakenly

441
00:20:01,249 --> 00:20:03,160
getting Billie Holiday's dry cleaning.

442
00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:06,090
Hope this doesn't mean we can't
still talk jazz together.

443
00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:09,002
Of course we can. Just...

444
00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:12,076
give me a few days
to forget this image.

445
00:20:12,102 --> 00:20:13,490
You got it, my man.

446
00:20:16,094 --> 00:20:17,357
Weeks.

447
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,547
Were they still upset?

448
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,975
I think they've gotten over it.

449
00:20:43,187 --> 00:20:46,514
Look, Bill, I just want to
say again how sorry I am.

450
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,607
Apology accepted.

451
00:20:55,934 --> 00:20:59,545
Hey, how was, the dinner party?

452
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,872
- Fine.
- Fine.

453
00:21:03,473 --> 00:21:04,943
How was your night here?

454
00:21:06,877 --> 00:21:08,084
- Fine.
- Fine. - Fine.

455
00:21:08,325 --> 00:21:11,123
Yeah, there was no need for
any more details than that.

456
00:21:11,149 --> 00:21:13,342
But as a result, 15 years later,

457
00:21:13,368 --> 00:21:15,733
Dad did co-write the
Whodini songs "Friends"

458
00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:17,527
and the "Freaks Come Out at Night."

459
00:21:17,552 --> 00:21:24,256
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