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We have a bunch of errands
to run this weekend,

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so can we try and get
to the abandoned mall

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early to avoid the radioactive zombies?

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They make parking a nightmare.

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Mm, I need to finish reading this old

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box of toothpaste before book club.

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Had a great beginning
where the toothpaste was minty,

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but now I'm in this boring part

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where four out of five
dentists recommend it.

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Well, good night.

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Should we have sex?

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- W-What?
- I don't know.

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It's just been a while
since we last did it.

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Might be nice to give the
Little Warlord some fresh air.

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Yeah, no, I wasn't exactly
in a, like, sex frame of mind,

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but, no, definitely, let's do it.

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Let's have sexual intercourse...

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baby.

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All right.

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I'll just mount the ol' war rig...

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Yeah.

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Sorry.
That was the Indian food.

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That's okay. There we go.

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Hi.

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Uh, does Scraps have to be here?

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It's fine. He doesn't even
know what he's seeing.

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No, yes, I do. It's sex, and I like it.

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That's good.

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That's real good.

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Maybe we should just take a rain check.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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What?

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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At noon, you have your meeting

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with the Trash Pickers Union.

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Devon, quit selling doodads
and focus on gizmos!

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At 2:00 p.m., you wanted to survey

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the floating garbage island
that just washed ashore.

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Keep sorting, Sikowsky!

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Just because you don't have arms

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doesn't mean your teeth don't work.

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Oh, and later on,

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you've got your 40-year
high school reunion.

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That's fun!

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Oof, no, thanks.

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Believe it or not, I wasn't exactly

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"Mister Popular" in high school.

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Everyone called me Moaning Morris...

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because I moaned so much
when they punched me.

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But they only punched me
because I moaned.

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It was a real chicken-and-egg situation.

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Right. But that was... that was
a long time ago, Mr Rubinstein.

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Don't you want to go back
and show your old classmates

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what kind of a man you've become?

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Hey, you're right.

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I'm probably way more successful
than those schmucks.

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And now I can really rub it
in their stinkin' faces!

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Right. That seems like an almost

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willful misinterpretation
of what I said, but okay.

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Thanks, Sid!

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That was great advice
you gave me, as I understood it.

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Great.

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Hey! You get out of here!

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Next time I see you, I'm gonna kill you!

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You hear me?!

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I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

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Phew! Another close one.

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Good thing I'm here
to protect the place.

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Mm-hmm.

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So, I had the hottest sex
last night with this

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Rube Goldberg machine.

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He did this thing where
he tipped a row of dominos,

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which made a bowling ball
roll down a ramp,

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which lit a candle,
and long story short,

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a mousetrap fell on my penis.

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That sounds hot.

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It was.

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Just, back in the Wasteland,
Sid and I used to do it

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all the time... in the car, in the sand,

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once midair, falling off a cliff.

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- Mmm.
- But now that we're married,

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it's like we're business partners

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that just happen to live together.

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See, this is what happens
when you decide

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to spend your life
with the exact same person.

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Your passion is gonna
continue to dwindle,

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until you'll become like all these other

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Boomtown couples,
whose only idea of romance

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is a weekly date night
at the Boomtown Bistro.

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That sounds horrible! I don't
want that for me and Sid!

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Don't worry.
You're with a licensed sexpert.

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That's "sex" plus "expert."

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Right, yeah. No, I got that.

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So why didn't you laugh?

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Morris Rubinstein, CEO,
Morris's Junk Emporium.

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Welcome, Morris!
You're the last one to arrive.

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Am I late?
Oh, let me check with my Rolex.

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Here's your name tag.

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Thank you.

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Well, guess I'll make
my grand entrance, then.

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They're all skeletons.

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Yes, unfortunately,
they all died in The Boom.

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Well, there's no point
bragging about my success

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if they're all dead.

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I'm gonna go.

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Say, is that Ron Miller?

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I'd recognize that big oaf anywhere.

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Hey, Miller!

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Yeah, thought you were so cool?

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Well, now you're dead,
and I've got a Rolex!

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Freya, Sid, thank you for agreeing to do

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this important work
for your relationship.

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Yeah, I'm not sure I'm comfortable

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talking about this kind of stuff,

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especially with your famously
bitchy best friend.

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Oh, everything said here
is completely confidential.

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Unless, of course, I think
it's funny or just plain nasty.

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Sid, we have to figure out a way
to save our sex life.

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- Okay?
- It's important to me.

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Yeah, uh, okay.
Yeah, let's... let's do it.

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That's the spirit.

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Now, I'm gonna need you to put
on your neural transmitters.

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You'll feel the teensiest little pinch

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as the brain-stinger
shoots into your spine.

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Sorry, what?

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Uh... where are we?

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A place to explore the outer
reaches of your sexual reality.

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Welcome...

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to the Matrix-x-x.

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So, w-w-why are you saying it like that?

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Oh, it's like the Matrix
but with three X's at the end.

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You know, like a sex thing?

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Oh.

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You kind of have to see it
written out for it to work.

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No, no, it works. It's good.

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Yeah, it's funny.

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Anyway...

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The Matrix-x-x is a simulated reality.

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Your bodies are back in the real
world, being watched by Scraps.

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Scraps, do you read me?

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Yo, you're coming in loud
and clear, boss!

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Not exactly sure
what I'm looking at here.

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Just a bunch of numbers
falling down a screen,

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but I'm just gonna keep on
looking back and forth

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at these monitors
and randomly pressing stuff.

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The only way to counteract
the boner-killing effects

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of married life is by introducing

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ever-more elaborate kinks
into the bedroom.

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But first, we're gonna need dildos.

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Lots of dildos.

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Whoa.

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The simulation can manifest
your wildest fantasies

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simply by thinking of them.

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If things ever get too intense,
the safe word...

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is "boogie board."

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Yeah, I don't know. I think this...

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this might be just a little much for me.

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Maybe we start by just
lighting some candles or...

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or put on some mood music?

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Smooth jazz can be very kinky.

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Relax. This'll just be silly and fun.

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Here, I'll go first.

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Help! Help! He's gonna kill me!

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This is silly and fun?

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So I say to the guy, "Watch it, pal.

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This suit costs more than your car."

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Aww.

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Anybody want another drink?

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I can afford it, trust me.

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Ohh! Oh.

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Well, if it isn't
my old bully, Sean Bachman.

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Well, news flash, Sean...
I'm not Moaning Morris anymore.

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I'm a big success, and you're
just a big pile of bones.

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Yeah, words were never
your thing, were they?

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Well, let me put it in
language you'll understand.

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Ah!

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Noooo! D'oh!

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Don't look at me!

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No! Don't! Ow!

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Now I'm moaning.

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Moaning Morris!

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Oh, no!

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You monster.

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I'll never give you the
coordinates to the Oasis,

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no matter what you do
to my hot little body.

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God, no, Freya, I would
never dream of hurting you.

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I love you.

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No, Sid, we're role-playing.

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I'm the helpless peasant,
and you're the evil mechanic.

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Now, I want you to take control of me!

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Right. Uh...

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Okay.

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Yeah, I... I'm a mean, scary guy.

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Yeah.

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I guess we're gonna have to do
this the hard way.

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Ay-yay-yay- yay-yay-yay-yay!

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Oh, God! Freya, I am so sorry!

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I did not realize
that was gonna do that!

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Oh. That was amazing.

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- What?
- Do it again.

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You liked that?
That... That looked so painful.

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Sid, I'm not some delicate flower, okay?

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I can handle it.

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Now I want you to zap me like
I'm a baked potato!

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Okay. Um, uh, here I go.

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Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!

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It's s-o-o g-o-o-o-ood!

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Yeah, it's fun for me, too.

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Turn it u-u-u-u-up!

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Okay.

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Aaaa-whooooooooooooo!

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Oh, no, no, I can't do this!

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I'm sorry! Boogie board!
Boogie board! Boogie board!

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Aww.

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Why'd you stop?
I was just about to explode.

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Yeah, Sid, what do you have
against giving your wife pleasure?

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No, no, that wasn't pleasure.

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I can still smell her hair burning.

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Are you really telling me
you've never had

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a single secret sexual fantasy
in your entire life?

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I mean, of course,
everyone's got something.

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Really? You never told me.

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- What is it?
- No, I can't.

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It's not appropriate.

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You'll... You'll think I'm weird.

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Sid, I love you, and I want
to make you happy.

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Okay, there's nothing you could
say that would turn me off.

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Please.

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You promise?

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I promise.

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I really want to hear.

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Okay.

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I am sexually attracted to boulders.

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I'm sorry. What was that?

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When I was a young road wanderer,

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experiencing my first
sexual stirrings...

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- Right.
- ...there weren't

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a lot of people around,

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but there were a lot of boulders.

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And I think that I may have
accidentally projected

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some of my feelings on to...

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them.

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So, yeah.

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I'm horny for boulders.

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What the...

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Oh, that's... that's great.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, boulders.

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I mean, that's... that's sexy.

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- Right, Tai?
- Oh, no.

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I know this is supposed to be
a judgment-free zone,

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but your boy's a freak.

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Oh.

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Thanks for the ice.

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Serves me right for taking
a shot at you.

256
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,368
You know, you're a really
good listener, Sean.

257
00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,422
I had you all wrong.

258
00:10:59,447 --> 00:11:01,842
Yeah, maybe I should put my old
grievances aside

259
00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:04,650
and move on with my life.

260
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,903
To putting the past behind us.

261
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,376
Say...

262
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,204
is that Misty Sanders?

263
00:11:15,228 --> 00:11:17,728
Boy, I used to have
the biggest crush on her,

264
00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:19,667
but I never had the guts to ask her out.

265
00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:23,691
What's that smile?
You think I should talk to her?

266
00:11:23,715 --> 00:11:25,399
You dog!

267
00:11:26,631 --> 00:11:28,696
All right. I'm gonna do it.

268
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,504
You dog.

269
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:40,126
Hey, Misty?

270
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,649
Uh, Morris Rubinstein.

271
00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:45,101
You probably don't remember me.

272
00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:47,757
I used to sit behind you in math class.

273
00:11:47,913 --> 00:11:50,654
I almost failed algebra because of you.

274
00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:54,286
Well, you haven't slapped me yet.

275
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,160
That's a good sign.

276
00:11:56,791 --> 00:12:01,404
Misty, would I be too bold
to ask you to dance?

277
00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:10,805
? Please just stay near ?

278
00:12:14,592 --> 00:12:16,852
Honey, I'm home!

279
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:18,765
Oh.

280
00:12:19,335 --> 00:12:21,076
Am I interrupting something?

281
00:12:21,768 --> 00:12:23,794
We've been waiting for you.

282
00:12:23,818 --> 00:12:25,404
Come join us.

283
00:12:25,428 --> 00:12:29,017
A boulder in our marital bed.

284
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,367
This feels so wrong.

285
00:12:31,429 --> 00:12:33,213
But also so right.

286
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,912
Okay, now you two kiss.

287
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,334
Oh. Um...

288
00:12:42,358 --> 00:12:44,186
okay.

289
00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:48,170
Oh, my God.

290
00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:51,561
Mmm, pebbly.

291
00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:54,172
Right. Now let's triple kiss.

292
00:12:54,196 --> 00:12:55,633
Yeah.

293
00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:02,790
Oh, wow, this is so hot.

294
00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:04,748
Oh, you must weigh a thousand tons.

295
00:13:04,772 --> 00:13:06,184
If you rolled down a hillside,

296
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,141
you would crush everything in your path.

297
00:13:10,038 --> 00:13:12,190
Cool, cool.

298
00:13:12,214 --> 00:13:13,409
Oh, no.

299
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,478
Horniness levels are plummeting.

300
00:13:19,874 --> 00:13:21,243
Not again.

301
00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:23,506
Hey, get back here!

302
00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:25,421
I'm gonna kill you!

303
00:13:25,445 --> 00:13:27,989
I want to free solo you so bad.

304
00:13:28,013 --> 00:13:30,731
So I'm fully out of the scenario
at this point, right?

305
00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:32,863
- I'm just checking.
- I can't stand it any longer.

306
00:13:32,887 --> 00:13:34,715
I need you now.

307
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:38,869
Oh, it's better than
I could've ever imagined.

308
00:13:38,893 --> 00:13:41,655
The boulder's surface is so rough.

309
00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,440
There's not even a hole.
I am just smashing my dick

310
00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:46,790
against the hard boulder surface.

311
00:13:46,814 --> 00:13:48,139
That's it. Boogie board!

312
00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:49,793
A million times boogie board!

313
00:13:49,817 --> 00:13:51,229
Boulder... Aah!

314
00:13:51,253 --> 00:13:53,162
Nope. Nope. That was too messed up.

315
00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:56,321
Hey, don't kink-shame me!
I feel vulnerable right now.

316
00:13:56,345 --> 00:13:57,932
Well, that was the freakiest
shit I've ever seen!

317
00:13:57,956 --> 00:13:59,542
Wait. My thing was freaky?

318
00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:01,849
At least I didn't want to be
actually tortured!

319
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:05,809
I am loving this open
and honest communication.

320
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,682
I feel like we're on the verge
of a major breakthrough.

321
00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:11,641
Shut up, Tai! This sucks.
I don't want to do this anymore.

322
00:14:11,665 --> 00:14:12,947
Yeah, this has been a complete disaster.

323
00:14:12,971 --> 00:14:14,905
- Get us out of here.
- All right, geez.

324
00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:17,865
If you want to give up
on your relationship forever.

325
00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:19,847
Scraps, give us an exit.

326
00:14:22,589 --> 00:14:23,827
Scraps?

327
00:14:23,851 --> 00:14:25,655
Just get back here!

328
00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:27,744
Get back here! I'll kill you!

329
00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:30,815
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

330
00:14:31,424 --> 00:14:32,749
Huh.

331
00:14:32,773 --> 00:14:34,078
- Tai?
- Hmm?

332
00:14:35,384 --> 00:14:38,773
Did you trap us in
a computer prison forever?

333
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,106
S-Sorry. What was that?

334
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,718
I'm... I'm just gonna go check on that.

335
00:14:44,742 --> 00:14:46,289
Yeah, I'm here.

336
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:54,507
Oh, Misty, you make me feel
like I'm 16 again,

337
00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:57,328
dancing with
the prettiest girl in school.

338
00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:03,935
Oh, what are you doing to me?

339
00:15:05,015 --> 00:15:06,589
I'm a married man.

340
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,867
This is crazy.

341
00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:14,878
Oh, hell, let's be crazy.

342
00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:16,401
? I'm holding out for love ?

343
00:15:16,425 --> 00:15:21,624
? The reason the sun comes up ?

344
00:15:21,648 --> 00:15:24,540
? Your the life ?

345
00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:27,915
Whoa! Oh, Misty! I love you!

346
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:35,726
I spy with my little eye
something white.

347
00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:39,163
What's the matter?
You don't want to play anymore?

348
00:15:39,187 --> 00:15:41,450
I'm sad about our relationship.

349
00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:45,789
So that's it?

350
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,824
We're just gonna become one of
those sexless couples,

351
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:49,218
like Tai said?

352
00:15:49,243 --> 00:15:52,046
Who go on boring date nights
at the Boomtown Bistro?

353
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,917
Ugh, no. Can you imagine?

354
00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:57,007
"Uh, hey, let's make time out of
our already very busy lives

355
00:15:57,031 --> 00:15:58,792
to go just hang out with each other

356
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:01,185
in a different place
that isn't our house."

357
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,687
"I'll put on my nice top,

358
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,798
even though you've literally
seen me naked a thousand times."

359
00:16:04,822 --> 00:16:07,844
"Yeah, and I'll put
on my one nice shirt."

360
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:10,194
Aw, you haven't worn
that shirt in forever.

361
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:11,979
- It looks nice on you.
- Thanks.

362
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:13,744
You look so pretty.

363
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,027
Bet the bar would be stupid.

364
00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:18,879
Oh, yeah, for sure.

365
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,860
Though is does create a nice ambiance.

366
00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:25,035
It is really pleasant.

367
00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:26,907
Thank you, thank you.

368
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,822
That one was called, "I Ate My Baby."

369
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,432
Bet the cocktails have stupid names,

370
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,870
like "Wasteland Punch"
and "Atomic Apple-Tini."

371
00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:35,872
Although, that one does
look really good.

372
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:37,246
- Should we get one?
- Ooh!

373
00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:39,092
It's still happy hour.
Drinks are half off.

374
00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:41,051
Well, then we should get two.

375
00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:43,401
Sid, you're bad.

376
00:16:43,425 --> 00:16:45,073
I know.

377
00:16:45,427 --> 00:16:47,687
God, stupid mailman.

378
00:16:47,712 --> 00:16:49,382
Almost had him.

379
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,889
What the... This can't be right.

380
00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:54,523
The horniness levels...

381
00:16:56,569 --> 00:16:57,589
...they're rising.

382
00:16:57,613 --> 00:16:58,895
Okay.

383
00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:01,855
This date night is kind of
doing it for me.

384
00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:03,508
Should we...?

385
00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:04,968
You know.

386
00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:07,425
Freya, we're in the middle
of a wine bar.

387
00:17:07,449 --> 00:17:09,863
Sid, none of this is real.

388
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,821
We're in a simulation.

389
00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:13,602
Oh, yeah.

390
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:15,370
I forgot.

391
00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:22,290
They're doing it.

392
00:17:31,063 --> 00:17:32,673
It's beautiful.

393
00:17:35,564 --> 00:17:37,107
- Sexy.
- Who's your daddy?

394
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:38,500
- Oh, you're my daddy!
- Who's your daddy?

395
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:39,849
- You're my daddy!
- Whoo!

396
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,657
Go, Mom and Dad!

397
00:17:44,138 --> 00:17:46,725
Oh. You know, I don't understand this...

398
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,902
I don't understand this one.

399
00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:51,339
Woop! Ho-ho! Sacre bleu!

400
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,341
Hold on to your butts, Mom and Dad.

401
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,268
You're coming home.

402
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:02,524
No! Not like this!

403
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,971
Hi.

404
00:18:04,593 --> 00:18:06,049
There, there.

405
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,323
Okay, let me go grab you a towel.

406
00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:10,463
Thanks.

407
00:18:11,463 --> 00:18:13,143
Ugh! You had a date night?

408
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,189
It was actually really fun.
There was live music.

409
00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:16,844
- Ugh!
- Great atmosphere.

410
00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:18,721
- Ugh!
- And the shishito peppers.

411
00:18:18,745 --> 00:18:20,107
The shishito peppers.

412
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:21,978
- Oh, my God.
- Nom nom nom.

413
00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:25,503
I need to wipe my hard drive
to erase this memory.

414
00:18:25,527 --> 00:18:27,181
I feel sick.

415
00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:29,986
You are my little shishito pepper.

416
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,814
You're my little shishito pepper.

417
00:18:31,838 --> 00:18:33,598
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!

418
00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:36,166
Hey, lovebirds.
Beautiful day, ain't she?

419
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:37,864
Hey, Mr Rubinstein! Oh!

420
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:39,300
So, did you end up rubbing your success

421
00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:40,388
in your classmates' faces?

422
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,172
No, I'm beyond all that.

423
00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:44,174
I was able to put the past in the past.

424
00:18:44,198 --> 00:18:47,177
I caught up with friends,
patched up old grievances,

425
00:18:47,201 --> 00:18:50,006
had sex with a skeleton,
and danced our butts off...

426
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:51,573
Sorry. You did what?

427
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,009
Danced our butts off.

428
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:55,751
Honestly, Sid, try and keep up sometime.

429
00:18:55,775 --> 00:18:59,189
Well, anyway, I should probably
get home to my loving wife.

430
00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:00,998
I'll see you at work.

431
00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:04,368
Hmm.

432
00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:06,917
- That guy is your mentor.
- Yes, he is.

433
00:19:11,095 --> 00:19:12,115
Oh, hi, honey.

434
00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:13,763
Hey!

435
00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:15,506
Mwah.

436
00:19:15,576 --> 00:19:18,339
The kids will be here any minute
to celebrate your birthday.

437
00:19:18,363 --> 00:19:20,167
Okay. Just need to get these shoes off.

438
00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:21,975
My dogs are killing me.

439
00:19:44,737 --> 00:19:46,367
Told you I'd kill you.

440
00:19:46,391 --> 00:19:48,915
Honey! The kids are here!

441
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:04,047
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