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Freya. Freya!
The house is under attack!

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Assume battle positions!

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Sid, it's okay.
It's just me.

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Uh, what are you doing?

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Putting up decorations.

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What do you think?

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- I mean, wow.
- Cool, right?

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It's the heads
of my enemies.

9
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Yeah. No, I see that.

10
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I guess...
I'm just worried

11
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it might come across
as a bit spine-tingling.

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How do you mean?
I'm just worried

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that our new neighbours
aren't accustomed

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to the casual horrors
of the wasteland

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in the same way that we are.

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Gosh, Sid, I love you, but I
think you're way off base here.

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You really need to see it
plugged in to get the full effect.

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Yeah, you're right.
It is better like that.

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Right?

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credits

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Your subjects in Old New Jersey
can't pay your tribute on time

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on account of
an extended Nuclear Winter.

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- It's too bad for them. Crush them.
- "Crush them." Got it.

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Uh, the Canyon People
were hoping

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they could have
their women and children back.

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Hm. I guess you could do that.
Shut up. Crush them.

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"Crush them too." Great.

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Oh, uh, this note was left
for you on the door.

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"Dear neighbour, you are
in violation of Rule 17.4

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prohibiting unsanctioned
lawn ornamentation.

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Please remove the decapitated
heads immediately.

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Signed, the 'Hoa.'"

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Who is this Hoa?

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I don't know, but it sounds
intimidating.

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Like some sort of mythical beast
or barbarian king.

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Whoever it is, no one tells
Freya Exaltada what to do.

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I will find this Hoa,
and I will destroy it.

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That's right, Mommy.
You show 'em who is boss.

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Give e'm the ol' one, two!
Sure, sure!

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You know what I love
about this job, Devon?

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It's that we're doing
actual good in the world.

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For instance, without us,
this doll would just be trash.

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But now some child
will have a new best friend.

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Aah! That...one has a family
of scorpions living in it.

45
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But the point remains.

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I'm looking
for the Junkman.

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Ah. My package is here.

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I was ambushed
by bandits.

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It was a slaughter.

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Tell my wife...
I love her.

51
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Yeah, sure, pal. Here's
a shiny beak for your troubles.

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What is it?

53
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They call it
the Gigachron.

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Rumour has it its power
transcends time and space.

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And more importantly,

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some rich schmuck is willing
to pay me a lot of money for it.

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Alright.
So, accompanying me

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on this
very important sale...

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is...

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Sid, my golden boy.

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Hell yes!

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I thought
I was your golden boy.

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Nope. It's Sid now.

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In fact, Sid, why don't you take
Devon's desk from now on?

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Devon, you go sit on that pile
of trash over there.

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Alright, let's go, Sid.

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Sorry, Devon.

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Don't be sorry for Devon.
He's a piece of crap.

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Hi. Yeah, uh, the
pothole on Main Street

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still hasn't been fixed,
and I tried to drive my car

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over it the other day, and it
went into a bottomless pit.

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It is I, Freya Exaltada.

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I have come to slay the Hoa.

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Ma'am, this is actually
the Homeowners Association.

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If you'd like to file
a complaint,

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you need to wait your turn.

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So you must be
the leader here.

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Surprising choice
for an overlord.

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Small, mousy,

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resting bitch face.

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Yes, I am the "overlord,"
I suppose.

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Linda Sherman,
HOA President.

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Very well, Linda Sherman,
I challenge you

84
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to hand-to-hand combat
for control of Boomtown.

85
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Oh, no,
we don't do that here.

86
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If you want to be president,

87
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you need to win an election.

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An election?

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Seems like an insane way
to pick a leader.

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Very well.

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If those are your terms
of battle, then I accept.

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- And I promise, when I am president
of the HOA... - Ma'am, your time is up.

93
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...I will crush any
and all stand in my way.

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And there will be --

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Wow. Really?

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That's crap.

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I mean, I don't care,
but that's crap.

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Getting kind of a spooky vibe
from this place.

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How -- How much do we know
about this buyer?

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I assume he's like
a regular customer of yours?

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Nope.
Never met him in my life.

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Really?

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The Gigachron seems like
an awfully powerful device

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to just be handing over
to a complete stranger.

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Shouldn't we find out
what his intentions are

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or run a background check?

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At least get a copy
of his photo I.D., right?

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Sid, relax. I've done
these deals millions of times.

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I'm sure he's just some guy.

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Gentlemen, Ugulus Sleeze
will see you now.

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Wait, did she say his name
was Ugulus Sleeze?

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Welcome.

113
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See? Just some guy.

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You have the Gigachron?

115
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Yep. It's right here.

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That'll be 30,000
bird beaks.

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You said 20,000.

118
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That was last week.
Price went up.

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I like your style.
Get him his money.

120
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I think we're good.

121
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At last, the Gigachron
is within my grasp.

122
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Okay, no, actually, just --
I need to borrow my boss

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for a very quick moment.

124
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We need to discuss
a business matter.

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Not about you.

126
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What are you doing?
We're in the middle of a deal.

127
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Okay. Does anything strike you as
concerning about the situation?

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How so?
Oh, I don't know.

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Maybe the fact that
Ugulus seems totally evil,

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like his greed
and depravity turned him

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into something
not quite human.

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And also that it lives
in a pool of toxic muck,

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which is
maybe his life force.

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I feel like any one
of these things

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should be a huge red flag.

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He seems
like a good guy to me.

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Look, he's smiling
and he's being very respectful

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about keeping his genitals
below the muck line.

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It's just it's really important
to me that my job

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doesn't conflict
with my personal values.

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It doesn't.

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I mean, look, of course,

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if we knew Ugulus
was a bad dude,

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we wouldn't be
selling him the Gigachron.

145
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But we can't go investigating
every single person

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we do business with
for whether they've ever done

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anything bad in their lives.

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Nor should we.

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That's not part of the job.

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Okay?
Congrats, Mr. Sleeze.

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You are the proud owner
of one new Gigachron.

152
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At last! The power!
The power!

153
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Oh, man.
He's licking it.

154
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Okay, uh, well,

155
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we should probably
hit the road then.

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Goodbye forever,
Mr. Sleeze

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Wait!
We should celebrate.

158
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Let us from suckle
from the teat of decadence.

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Sounds nice, right?
Suckling some teat?

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Beep, beep.
The party bus has arrived,

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and, uh-oh, the bus driver
has been drinking on the job!

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What the hell?

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Tai, you made it. Did the
party bus make a wrong turn?

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I thought this was
going to be a rager.

165
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Yeah, it's a raging
local meet-and-greet

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to get to know the candidate.

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Help yourself
to a lemon square.

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We'll get started in a sec.

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Oh, man, I can't believe I got
my robo penis polished

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for this shit.

171
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Would you like to make
a donation to the campaign?

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Every little bit helps.
Oh, yes.

173
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That sounds great.

174
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Ah, shoot.
You know, I forgot my wallet.

175
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Oh, no. And I was going to give
so much money. Darn it.

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Testing, testing. One, two, three.

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Hello, everyone.

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So when you elect me
as your next HOA president,

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I promise to rule
with an iron fist.

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Your houses will burn,
chaos will reign.

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And every day will be a barrage
of suffering and misery

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until I grant you
the sweet release of death.

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Um, yeah.
No, I don't like that.

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Okay. Well, it doesn't really
matter what you like,

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because I'll be in charge.

186
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Actually, kind of does.

187
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Because these people
won't vote for you

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unless you listen to their
whiny little jerkoff problems.

189
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Yeah, exactly.

190
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Oh. Okay. Um...okay.
let's try this again.

191
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I would love to hear
about what you want,

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because I care...about you

193
00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:03,818
and don't think that
you're a pathetic worm.

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Much better.

195
00:09:06,039 --> 00:09:08,754
Hey, great news. I just
remembered you can donate online.

196
00:09:08,779 --> 00:09:10,933
Oh, my gosh. That's so great.

197
00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:12,605
Why don't you send me
an e-mail?

198
00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:18,501
Yeah, my e-mail is fakename at
not-a-real-email-address dot nothing.

199
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Got it. Is there a dot
between the fake and name?

200
00:09:25,562 --> 00:09:28,379
Ooh, hachi machi!
That's strong stuff!

201
00:09:28,404 --> 00:09:34,191
Blossom is an ancient narcotic
used to access the great divine.

202
00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:37,769
All I know is it's making me
want to bust a freakin' nut.

203
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:41,057
Hey, what's the matter,
little one?

204
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This is a glorious day.

205
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When I unleash the power
of the Gigachron --

206
00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,469
Oh, no, no, no.
Actually, I think the less

207
00:09:49,494 --> 00:09:51,236
I know about your plans
for the Gigachron, the better.

208
00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:53,300
Why don't we talk
about something else?

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Did you grow up
in this lair,

210
00:09:55,973 --> 00:09:57,761
or did you move here
after college?

211
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The Sleezes ruled
for generations before

212
00:10:01,747 --> 00:10:07,808
House Benevola overthrew
us, spreading peace in the land.

213
00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:11,035
But that all changes tonight

214
00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:12,957
when I unleash
the power of the --

215
00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:14,564
No, no, no, no, no.
Again. Again.

216
00:10:14,589 --> 00:10:16,211
I do not need to know
what you're doing with it.

217
00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:18,902
How about we will just sit here
and finish our drugs in silence?

218
00:10:18,927 --> 00:10:20,548
Sure, sure.

219
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:24,433
I was just gonna say I'm gonna
blow House Benevola away

220
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,630
with the Gigachron.
Damn it, Ugulus! Why?

221
00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:27,583
Oopsies.

222
00:10:30,638 --> 00:10:32,864
Mama, mama, mama!

223
00:10:32,889 --> 00:10:34,075
And...

224
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,294
I busted.

225
00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,895
The Battledome used to be a
place where people could gather

226
00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,294
and settle disputes.

227
00:10:40,319 --> 00:10:42,106
Now it's covered in trash.

228
00:10:42,369 --> 00:10:44,583
No one's been killed
here in ages.

229
00:10:45,351 --> 00:10:46,340
It's a shame.

230
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,958
How dare you suggest your future
queen pick up your trash?

231
00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,794
I should bite
your friggin' nuts!

232
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,882
- Down, boy! Down! Heel!
- Let me at him! I can tell he's got juicy ones!

233
00:10:56,368 --> 00:10:59,208
Hey! Hey!
Down, boy, down.

234
00:10:59,766 --> 00:11:00,786
I'll do it.

235
00:11:00,986 --> 00:11:01,981
No!

236
00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:05,778
No. You're Freya Exaltada.
You answer to no man.

237
00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:08,153
I don't like it either,
but if this is what it takes

238
00:11:08,178 --> 00:11:11,461
to crush Linda and rule the HOA,
I will do it.

239
00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:14,880
Time to take out
the trash.

240
00:11:29,016 --> 00:11:30,838
Hey, you're there.

241
00:11:31,355 --> 00:11:34,104
We think what you're doing
is pretty cool.

242
00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:36,347
Want some help?

243
00:11:46,045 --> 00:11:48,047
Nice work, guys.
We did it.

244
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,987
Hey, beautiful job.

245
00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:53,393
So, do I have your vote?

246
00:11:54,038 --> 00:11:56,765
I should have mentioned you.
I already voted for Linda.

247
00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:59,653
What?! I -- I did exactly
what you asked for.

248
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,417
Yeah, but
I always vote for Linda.

249
00:12:02,442 --> 00:12:03,422
We all do.

250
00:12:03,447 --> 00:12:05,630
In fact, she won the election.
by a landslide.

251
00:12:17,556 --> 00:12:22,494
Mommy-y-y-y-y!

252
00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:25,971
Linda-a-a-a-a!

253
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,477
Hey, I'm ready to make
that donation now.

254
00:12:29,502 --> 00:12:31,600
Oh, no.
Did I just miss it?

255
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,888
Oh, is it too late?

256
00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:37,276
Oh, no. I'm so sad.

257
00:12:38,477 --> 00:12:40,900
The time has come

258
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,096
to unleash the power
of the Gigachron.

259
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:48,903
Yes...

260
00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:53,472
Okay, so I have just spoken to
Ugulus, and long story short,

261
00:12:53,497 --> 00:12:55,079
he is definitely evil.

262
00:12:55,104 --> 00:12:56,946
Oh, jeez. He is?

263
00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:59,273
Yeah, he was pretty explicit
that he's planning on using

264
00:12:59,298 --> 00:13:01,395
the Gigachron to blow
a bunch of innocent people.

265
00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:04,203
So obviously we can't
work with him now.

266
00:13:04,228 --> 00:13:05,658
Yeah.

267
00:13:06,305 --> 00:13:08,322
But I also want to make
a lot of money.

268
00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:11,205
So there's that.
But, no, you -- you said

269
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,447
we were okay as long as we
didn't know what his plans are.

270
00:13:13,472 --> 00:13:15,970
Now we do know what they are,
so, what, are we just gonna...

271
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,771
throw away your morals
for a paycheque?

272
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:18,978
Exactly!

273
00:13:19,078 --> 00:13:21,981
See? You did
learn something today.

274
00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:24,458
The old order falls.

275
00:13:24,483 --> 00:13:27,186
A new order begins.

276
00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:37,556
No!

277
00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:46,372
What did you do?
I stopped Ugulus

278
00:13:46,397 --> 00:13:48,433
before he could kill everyone
with the Gigachron.

279
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:51,250
The Gigachron
isn't a weapon.

280
00:13:51,425 --> 00:13:53,127
It isn't?
No.

281
00:13:53,339 --> 00:13:55,661
It's a karaoke machine.

282
00:13:58,998 --> 00:14:02,937
Oh, I remember this song.
"Waterfalls" by TLC.

283
00:14:02,962 --> 00:14:04,413
Catchy tune.

284
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:06,221
Did you know
it was about AIDS?

285
00:14:06,361 --> 00:14:07,608
Guards.

286
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,983
We find you guilty
of the murder

287
00:14:13,008 --> 00:14:16,351
of our beloved boss
and dear friend, Ugulus Sleeze.

288
00:14:16,874 --> 00:14:18,615
Okay, wait. Timeout
for just a second.

289
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,743
In my defence,
the guy did say he was gonna

290
00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:22,236
blow everyone away.

291
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,837
Yes, he was going to blow them

292
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:26,605
away with his beautiful
singing voice.

293
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,522
Ugulus was going to bring
the Gigachron to

294
00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:29,763
Lord Benevola's birthday party

295
00:14:29,788 --> 00:14:31,490
and finally end
their silly feud.

296
00:14:31,515 --> 00:14:32,806
Okay, but I mean,
you can see

297
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,408
how I might have
misinterpreted that.

298
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,490
The guy was an insane,
disgusting 30-ton monster,

299
00:14:36,515 --> 00:14:39,368
for God's sake.
So we're fat shaming him now?

300
00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:41,055
No, no, I did--
That's not --

301
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,217
So you just go around killing
every fat person you see.

302
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:44,864
People like you make me sick.

303
00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:48,182
Can I say that I just hired
this guy, like, a week ago,

304
00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:50,784
and he does not represent
the values of my business.

305
00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:56,075
Okay, clearly...
I owe everyone a huge apology.

306
00:14:56,250 --> 00:15:00,554
I realise now that I have a huge
amount of work to do on myself,

307
00:15:00,579 --> 00:15:04,718
and I appreciate all
of your support on that journey.

308
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,601
I am a work in progress.

309
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,225
Did that work?

310
00:15:12,335 --> 00:15:13,577
Kill them.

311
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,819
Ma'am, we found this holodex
at Mr. Sleeze's tank.

312
00:15:21,582 --> 00:15:23,244
Hello, friends.

313
00:15:23,804 --> 00:15:27,826
If you're seeing this,
then I'm already dead.

314
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:31,265
Reunited with
my beautiful wife, Janine.

315
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:33,152
Aw, man. Dead wife.

316
00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:37,952
In these polarised times,
with everyone's squabbling

317
00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:39,793
over who's right
and who's wrong,

318
00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:43,522
we must remember
that we're all human.

319
00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:46,913
We must forgive and rebuild.

320
00:15:47,811 --> 00:15:49,569
- Namaste.
- Namaste.

321
00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:51,450
He's right.

322
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,367
You two are free to go.

323
00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:55,129
It's what Ugulus
would have wanted.

324
00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:57,483
Yeah. Thank you.

325
00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,272
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

326
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,541
I just -- Can I say
for the record as well

327
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:05,030
my favourite uncle struggled
with weight issues his whole life.

328
00:16:05,055 --> 00:16:06,700
Get out of here!
Okay.

329
00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:08,835
Sid, you've done enough harm
for one day.

330
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,311
Let's go.
Okay.

331
00:16:13,852 --> 00:16:15,634
Linda Sherman!

332
00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:17,036
Again with the door.

333
00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:21,645
You had the gall
to challenge me in battle.

334
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,476
I declare...

335
00:16:24,345 --> 00:16:25,546
defeat.

336
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:27,806
I was a fool to believe
I could challenge a ruler

337
00:16:27,831 --> 00:16:29,569
as omnipotent as you.

338
00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:32,201
Shame, 'cause I actually kind
of like helping the community.

339
00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:34,741
But that's
all in the past now,

340
00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:38,012
and you must
chop my head off.

341
00:16:39,194 --> 00:16:41,218
No, we don't kill you
if you lose.

342
00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:44,498
No, in fact, the person
who wins second place

343
00:16:44,523 --> 00:16:46,705
automatically becomes
vice president.

344
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,707
I mean, that is if you want it.

345
00:16:50,897 --> 00:16:52,724
I hadn't considered that.

346
00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:56,915
I mean...I suppose
I could be...vice president.

347
00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:59,054
If that's how it works?
Yep. Hmm.

348
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,563
Thank you, Linda.
You are a merciful god.

349
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:06,460
My children's children will
sing songs of your greatness.

350
00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:08,382
Thank you.

351
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,197
We're planning so much
cool stuff for the neighbourhood.

352
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,761
Every Sunday,
we're turning the Battledome

353
00:17:12,786 --> 00:17:14,048
into a farmer's market.

354
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,249
Oh, and at
the end of the month

355
00:17:15,274 --> 00:17:17,288
we're hosting
a huge blood orgy.

356
00:17:17,476 --> 00:17:18,497
My idea.

357
00:17:18,597 --> 00:17:20,132
How is this possible?

358
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:22,733
My infallible leader
destroyed,

359
00:17:22,766 --> 00:17:24,964
my entire sense
of reality shattered.

360
00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:26,959
Do I even exist?

361
00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:30,804
Are we all but shadows dancing
upon a cave wall?

362
00:17:30,889 --> 00:17:32,431
Aww, cheer up, boy.

363
00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:33,872
Hey. Hey.

364
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,452
Truth is...

365
00:17:37,171 --> 00:17:40,794
this is all a part of my secret
plan to take over the town.

366
00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:42,147
It is?

367
00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:45,279
First, I have befriend
the neighbours,

368
00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:48,122
helping them with their issues,
offering a shoulder to lean on.

369
00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:51,685
Then, after many years of
earning their trust and respect,

370
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:56,069
right when they least expect it,
the HOA will be mine!

371
00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:00,952
Oh, hey, Frey-Frey.

372
00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:02,621
The girls are coming over later
for wine o'clock

373
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,897
if you want to join.

374
00:18:03,922 --> 00:18:06,147
Yes, bitch.
You know it, girl.

375
00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:08,116
Okay, bitch!

376
00:18:11,863 --> 00:18:14,413
Wine o'clock
is also part of the plan.

377
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,819
- Truly wicked.
- I know.

378
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,760
Thanks for the ride home,
and I'm really sorry again

379
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:29,848
about ruining your big deal
and killing that guy.

380
00:18:29,948 --> 00:18:31,650
Yeah, it's fine.

381
00:18:31,825 --> 00:18:34,208
I wouldn't be much of a mentor
if I gave up on you

382
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,095
after your first mistake.

383
00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:38,177
You're still my golden boy.

384
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:39,140
Thank you.

385
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:44,686
Besides, at least today wasn't
a total bust. Check this out.

386
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,860
I stole it
from Ugulus's nightstand

387
00:18:46,885 --> 00:18:49,143
while the guards
were fishing out his dead body.

388
00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:51,465
That's -- That's really bad.

389
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,991
Well, who's to say?

390
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,033
What if I told you
I was going to sell the watch

391
00:18:55,058 --> 00:18:56,120
to buy more drugs?

392
00:18:56,161 --> 00:18:57,542
That makes it much worse.

393
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:58,828
Eh, who's to say?

394
00:18:59,212 --> 00:19:00,554
Well, if you'll excuse me,

395
00:19:00,579 --> 00:19:03,280
I have some important...
business to attend to.

396
00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,453
Hi. I missed you.
Hey.

397
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:12,606
Did you have a good day
at work?

398
00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:14,408
I don't know that
the words good and bad

399
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,452
have any meaning
for me anymore.

400
00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:19,561
I did make money,
though.

401
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,882
How was your day, Freya?
It was good. Thanks for asking.

402
00:19:29,047 --> 00:19:33,112
? Don't go chasing waterfalls ?

403
00:19:33,212 --> 00:19:38,792
? Please stick to the rivers and
the lakes that you're used to ?

404
00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:44,563
? I know that you're gonna have
it your way or nothing at all ?

405
00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:49,328
? But I think
you're moving too fast ?

406
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,728
? I seen a rainbow yesterday,
but too many storms ?

407
00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:58,171
? Have come and gone, leaving a
trace of not one God-given ray ?

408
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,093
? Is it because my life is
10 shades of grey, I pray ?

409
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:03,262
? All 10 fade away, seldom
praise Him for the sunny days ?

410
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,859
? And like His promise is true,
only my faith can undo ?

411
00:20:05,884 --> 00:20:08,502
? The many chances I blew
to bring my life to anew ?

412
00:20:08,527 --> 00:20:11,225
? Clear blue
and unconditional skies ?

413
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,468
? Have dried the tears from
my eyes, no more lonely cries ?

414
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:17,751
? Don't go chasing waterfalls ?

415
00:20:17,776 --> 00:20:20,070
? Please stick
to the rivers... ?

416
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,773
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