1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:04,234 - ? Do it, do it, do it ? - _ 2 00:00:04,259 --> 00:00:05,693 - ? Do whatever you want ? - _ 3 00:00:05,718 --> 00:00:06,953 ? At Risk E. Rat's Pizza ? 4 00:00:06,978 --> 00:00:08,414 ? Do whatever you want ? 5 00:00:08,439 --> 00:00:11,585 ? Entertain, go crazy, have fun, go nuts ? 6 00:00:11,669 --> 00:00:13,805 ? At Risk E. Rat's Pizza ? 7 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:16,414 ? Do whatever you want ? 8 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:21,004 ? Do whatever you want. ? 9 00:00:21,667 --> 00:00:22,777 That hits. 10 00:00:22,802 --> 00:00:24,488 I am so psyched that we're going back. 11 00:00:24,513 --> 00:00:25,801 -Yeah, yes. -Yeah, yeah. 12 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:28,535 You guys, I mean, arcade games, pizza, comedy. 13 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,162 -What more do you want in a place? -You can't beat it. 14 00:00:30,187 --> 00:00:32,056 The best part about Risk E. Rat's, though, 15 00:00:32,081 --> 00:00:34,168 is that they make kids feel like they're the ones in charge. 16 00:00:34,193 --> 00:00:35,246 -Yeah... -Totally. 17 00:00:35,271 --> 00:00:36,317 Like, that's where I became a man 18 00:00:36,342 --> 00:00:37,996 and saw my first set of boobies, at Risk E.'s. 19 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:39,723 -Really? -Wait, what? 20 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,239 Wait a minute. Hold on. I don't know about this. 21 00:00:41,264 --> 00:00:43,059 Oh, yeah, dude, Justine the Teen Dream. 22 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,067 She was one of the robots in the Animatronic No Rules Band. 23 00:00:46,092 --> 00:00:47,340 -You guys remember that? -Yeah, of course. 24 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:49,300 Right, so if you got off the Train to Kid City 25 00:00:49,325 --> 00:00:51,598 and you snuck backstage, you could see under her shirt 26 00:00:51,623 --> 00:00:53,332 just before she came out to perform. 27 00:00:53,882 --> 00:00:55,160 Uh, yeah, I remember hearing about that, 28 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,520 but I thought that was just a legend. 29 00:00:56,545 --> 00:00:57,813 -That's real, dude. -No, that was real, dude. 30 00:00:57,838 --> 00:00:59,410 -You saw them? -I saw 'em, I saw 'em. 31 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:00,937 -Yeah. Yeah. -That was the fir-first set of boobs I ever saw 32 00:01:00,962 --> 00:01:02,621 - since my mom's, so... - Yeah. 33 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,262 Do they still have that room where they paddle you 34 00:01:05,287 --> 00:01:07,722 -if you're out of line? -Oh, no, uh, in our day 35 00:01:07,747 --> 00:01:09,239 they called it the Time-Out Room. 36 00:01:09,264 --> 00:01:10,949 And you would just go and sit there 37 00:01:10,974 --> 00:01:13,715 and fester in your candy-fueled rage for about 20 minutes. 38 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,934 Then you learned your lesson, 39 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,520 and they'd send you back out to unleash it on the kids. 40 00:01:16,545 --> 00:01:17,825 Yeah, listen, at the end of the day 41 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:19,074 it's all part of the fun. 42 00:01:19,099 --> 00:01:20,535 I know, but speaking of fun, let's keep the song... 43 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,926 -Yeah, yeah, turn the song back on. -Yeah, crank that shit. 44 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:24,051 -Yeah, yeah, play it again. -? Cool ? 45 00:01:24,529 --> 00:01:26,598 -Here comes the... -? Oh, yeah ? 46 00:01:26,623 --> 00:01:29,114 ? Do it, do it, do it, do whatever you want ? 47 00:01:29,139 --> 00:01:32,301 ? At Risk E. Rat's Pizza, do whatever you want. ? 48 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,254 _ 49 00:01:35,278 --> 00:01:42,278 credits 50 00:01:56,818 --> 00:01:57,818 Oh, yeah! 51 00:01:57,819 --> 00:01:59,454 They really spruced this place up, huh? 52 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,022 - Looks good. - Yeah, yeah. 53 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:02,657 But it still sounds the same, though, right? 54 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,192 But, boy, that noise sure would send the parents running, 55 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,660 - wouldn't it? - Yeah. 56 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,362 Oh, remember when the moms would go 57 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,430 - in the padded bar? - Oh, yeah, they soundproofed it. 58 00:02:09,464 --> 00:02:11,166 Yeah, they soundproofed it so you couldn't hear it. 59 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,867 - Yeah. - Oh, they would get hammered. 60 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,368 What you got there, bozo? 61 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:15,970 Just need you to sign these waivers. 62 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,472 Eh, no waivers, no. 63 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,673 I'm not really supposed to let you in 64 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:19,774 unless you sign this. 65 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,042 Oh, yeah, well, listen. 66 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:22,443 Well, I agree it's total bullshit 67 00:02:22,477 --> 00:02:23,744 that we would have to sign a waiver 68 00:02:23,778 --> 00:02:25,346 and also that we could bum-rush you 69 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,714 and there's nothing you could do about it. 70 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,583 But you know what? Listen, today 71 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,017 we're just gonna have fun, we're not gonna do any of that. 72 00:02:30,051 --> 00:02:31,652 We'll sign your goddamn waivers, 73 00:02:31,686 --> 00:02:32,954 but I want you to know that, for the record, 74 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,589 we're doing this under protest. 75 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,491 Sure, I don't care. 76 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,060 - Okay. Cool, man. - Hey, here's a little something for you. 77 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:40,862 That's not my name. 78 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,644 Yeah, I just went... 79 00:02:43,798 --> 00:02:45,666 There's a bottom section, too... okay. 80 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,935 - All right, man. - None of 'em are really... 81 00:02:47,969 --> 00:02:49,620 Okay. 82 00:02:50,805 --> 00:02:52,874 Mmm. 83 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:54,408 What the hell are you doing? 84 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,676 Drinking water. 85 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:56,811 What does it look like I'm do...? 86 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,886 Get the hell out of here! 87 00:03:00,022 --> 00:03:01,082 Frank, what...? 88 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:02,884 - I guess he's thirsty. - Yeah. 89 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:05,419 All right, well, we have a few hours before the show begins. 90 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,588 I was thinking I would go redeem my old tickets 91 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:09,490 and then maybe play some Skee-Ball. 92 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,392 - Yeah, good call, man. Nice. Have fun, have fun. - Yeah? 93 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,628 - Get it, go ahead. Yo. - Hey, uh, Charlie, um, 94 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,463 I can't get past 95 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,732 - this whole Justine the Teen Dream thing. - Sure. 96 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,368 And this feeling that I just missed out on my childhood. 97 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,537 - Yeah, mm-hmm. - And I'm just wondering if 98 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:23,838 - maybe you want to... - Yes, I do. 99 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,306 - Yeah? - Yeah, let's go. 100 00:03:26,534 --> 00:03:28,876 Uh... Well, they're gonna go check out some animatronic titties, so... 101 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:30,678 Hey, you want to do the joke hunt? 102 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,933 - Yeah! Did you have that when you were a kid? - Yeah. 103 00:03:32,958 --> 00:03:34,649 Where you search around for the little pieces of cheese 104 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:35,817 and they have jokes attached? 105 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:37,518 Yeah, and if you got 'em all... 106 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:38,886 - Yeah. - ...you'd get to meet Risk E. himself. 107 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,454 And he'd do his whole routine for you. 108 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,323 Where he would smack his kids in the head 109 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,825 because they were pieces of shit 110 00:03:43,858 --> 00:03:45,493 and then he would bust his brother 111 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:46,961 because he was a lazy drunk. 112 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,863 That was so funny. 113 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,365 Oh, yeah. I mean, that, that's funny. 114 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,701 They changed it a bit by-by the '80s. 115 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,969 - Oh. - Yeah, I think they... 116 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,037 It was a little bit more highbrow and, like, 117 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,638 um, uh, topical, 118 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:00,302 like, like, uh, like diverse ethnic stuff. 119 00:04:00,337 --> 00:04:02,343 Oh, ethnic, yeah. Racist. 120 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,878 Mm, no, no. Not, not racist. 121 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,314 Thinks like, um, you know, like making fun of people 122 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,549 for not belonging here. 123 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,619 Right? Or like, like it's funny when people sound funny 124 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,088 because they're, they don't, they're not from... 125 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,323 they're not from here. 126 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:16,824 Yeah, because of their race. 127 00:04:16,858 --> 00:04:18,726 Hmm, I don't think that was it because it was like, 128 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,361 it's like a fish out of water... 129 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,562 - kind of... - Uh, okay. 130 00:04:21,596 --> 00:04:22,930 Satire? I don't know. 131 00:04:22,964 --> 00:04:25,566 I can't wait to see who the victims are these days. 132 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,401 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Totally. - Yeah. Let's go. 133 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,436 - Let's-let's go find some cheese. - Let's... okay. 134 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,071 - Let's go. Let's go this way. - Yeah. - Come on. 135 00:04:33,237 --> 00:04:34,915 No more Game Boys, but they do have a PlayStation. 136 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:36,077 That's an upgrade. 137 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,446 - Can I help you, sir? - Ah, yes, you can. 138 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,548 I brought my tickets and I'd like to make a purchase. 139 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,883 Where are your guns? 140 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:43,050 Uh, excuse me? 141 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:44,785 Uh, the gun section. 142 00:04:44,819 --> 00:04:47,376 I'm very specifically looking for Risk E.'s rifle. 143 00:04:47,401 --> 00:04:49,724 It had a real heavy feel to it, 144 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,626 it was very realistic, had a good smoky bang. 145 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,394 I used to put pebbles in there 146 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,620 and I could fire them, like, right at Charlie's eye. 147 00:04:55,645 --> 00:04:56,651 It was awesome. 148 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,828 Oh, uh, I don't think we have anything like that. 149 00:04:58,853 --> 00:05:00,690 We have an orange space laser. 150 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,938 What t he hell am I supposed to do with an orange space laser? 151 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:07,126 Have you ever seen anybody use a space laser in real life? 152 00:05:07,151 --> 00:05:08,075 How do I simulate 153 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,811 real-world violence with something like that? 154 00:05:09,844 --> 00:05:12,446 Why would you want to simulate real-world violence? 155 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,748 To get it out of my system, bozo. 156 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,449 All right, fine. Forget it. 157 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,351 Just get me one of those, um... 158 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,786 switchblades that are combs. 159 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:20,321 I don't know what that is. 160 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,402 The switchblades that become combs 161 00:05:22,437 --> 00:05:23,491 that you can threaten your friends with, 162 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,322 but then you don't know whether it's a blade or a comb. 163 00:05:25,357 --> 00:05:26,715 You know what I'm talking about? 164 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,895 Okay, how about some of that, um... 165 00:05:27,929 --> 00:05:29,630 can you get me some of that gum 166 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:31,499 that I can put in my mouth and pretend like I got, 167 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,690 like, a big old fat lip and spit all over the place? 168 00:05:33,725 --> 00:05:35,803 - You know what I'm talking about? The... - I don't think we have those... 169 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:37,638 What about the candy cigarettes? Give me candy cigarettes! 170 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:40,041 Those were discontinued because cigarettes are illegal. 171 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:41,075 Okay, for Christ's sakes, 172 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,477 can you get me like... 173 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,978 the extra large Atomic FireBalls? 174 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,680 I believe they were considered a choking hazard. 175 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,815 Oh, my God, a-a box of Nerds, nerd. 176 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:49,851 Now, Nerds. 177 00:05:49,884 --> 00:05:51,853 Oh, you got those. 178 00:05:51,886 --> 00:05:53,688 What the...? 179 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,572 What is, what is this? Where's the mouse hall? 180 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:58,392 Hold on a second. 181 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:00,962 What, what? So you're telling me they shut down the-the-the 182 00:06:00,995 --> 00:06:03,931 Ride to Kid City for a superstore? 183 00:06:03,956 --> 00:06:05,766 I mean, there's clearly no mouse hall. 184 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,435 There's no way to access this thing. 185 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,036 - Dude, what are they doing, man? - I don't know... 186 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,606 Also, okay, what's up with the helmet, right? 187 00:06:11,986 --> 00:06:13,641 Risk E. does not wear a helmet, remember? 188 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:15,042 If he would fall and hit his head, he would say... 189 00:06:15,076 --> 00:06:16,511 "That's what the bone's for." 190 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,012 "That's what the bone was for," right? 191 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,647 And he'd come up, he'd crack you on the back of the head. 192 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,349 He'd smack you in the back of the head. 193 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,065 - "That's what the bone is for!" - "Bone is for!" 194 00:06:23,891 --> 00:06:25,047 I mean, that was, like... 195 00:06:25,082 --> 00:06:26,153 - part of the fun of it. - It's unbelievable, man. 196 00:06:26,187 --> 00:06:27,755 - Things change, I-I get that. - Okay, fine. 197 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,423 - Things change, right? - Yeah. 198 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,025 I mean, look, I don't want to be that old guy 199 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,660 who's, like, complaining about the way things used to be, 200 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,695 but, you know, I, uh... 201 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:36,831 - Want to see boobs. - I just do. 202 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,332 You didn't get to see 'em, 203 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:39,433 and it was a big part of the experience. 204 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,568 They knew that you needed that. 205 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,303 Risk E. knew that you needed that. 206 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:44,038 They knew you were curious. It wasn't a big deal. 207 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,706 - Yeah. - The boys, they need something to as... you know. 208 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,441 Yeah, yeah. It's great for the boys. 209 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,326 And it's also good for the girls because then they know 210 00:06:49,361 --> 00:06:51,712 - what they're supposed to look like. - It's aspirational. I mean, this, 211 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:52,880 I don't think this is the work of Risk E. 212 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:54,482 You know what I mean? Like... 213 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,683 I feel like Risk E.'s walled off in there, 214 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,318 and-and I think 215 00:06:57,351 --> 00:07:00,292 Risk E. would want us to take a risk right now. 216 00:07:00,442 --> 00:07:02,010 He would want us to do it. 217 00:07:02,674 --> 00:07:05,897 Do it, whatever we want. Watch my back. 218 00:07:05,922 --> 00:07:07,156 - No one looking? - Uh-huh. 219 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:09,978 - Oh. Okay. - All right. 220 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,402 Good, I think you... made some headway, though. 221 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,849 These balls have no weight to 'em. 222 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:30,751 Back in my day, you could crush a man's skull with one of these. 223 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,821 Oh, hey, you're pretty good. 224 00:07:33,855 --> 00:07:34,889 Thanks. 225 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,424 I'm going for 10,000 tickets. 226 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,526 Oh, yeah? Dude, I got like 7,000. 227 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,017 What? How do you have so many? 228 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,210 I was really good back in the day. 229 00:07:41,235 --> 00:07:42,236 Better than you. 230 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:43,998 Oh, well, I only have 1,500. 231 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,701 Oh, you know what we should do? We should pool our tickets, 232 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,903 and that way we can get, like, the biggest prize they have. 233 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,506 Uh, I don't think you're allowed to do that. 234 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,840 Yeah, you can. This is America. 235 00:07:52,874 --> 00:07:53,941 You can do whatever the fuck you want. 236 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:55,576 You just cursed. 237 00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:57,612 So what? We're in an arcade. 238 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:58,779 And there's no adults around. 239 00:07:58,813 --> 00:08:00,047 Hey, do you know how much candy 240 00:08:00,081 --> 00:08:01,816 we can get with this many tickets? 241 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,318 I'm not allowed to eat candy. I have to ask my parents. 242 00:08:04,352 --> 00:08:05,720 You don't have to ask your parents anything. 243 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,355 You can eat as much candy as you want. 244 00:08:07,388 --> 00:08:08,869 You're at Risk E. Rat's. That's the whole point. 245 00:08:08,884 --> 00:08:09,891 You can do whatever you want. 246 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,325 - I want my mom. - You're not getting your mom! 247 00:08:11,359 --> 00:08:13,327 Whoa! Everything okay over here? 248 00:08:13,361 --> 00:08:15,315 Looks like someone might need to take a breather. 249 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:16,607 We don't need a breather. 250 00:08:16,642 --> 00:08:17,698 All right? I'm just... 251 00:08:17,732 --> 00:08:20,501 - I'm navigating something with the kid. - 'Cause you're a jerk. 252 00:08:20,535 --> 00:08:21,736 You're a jerk, and now we're in trouble, 253 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,401 and now we have to go to the Time-Out Room. 254 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,743 I tell you what, I don't care for these new scanners. 255 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,778 You know, it was just so much cooler when they were like... 256 00:08:30,812 --> 00:08:33,781 - Yeah. - ...little plastic pieces of cheese with the joke on 'em. 257 00:08:33,815 --> 00:08:35,850 You'd read the joke and toss it in the trash. 258 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,318 You know what they, they used to do? 259 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,619 They used to put 'em on the waitresses 260 00:08:38,653 --> 00:08:39,887 without them knowing it. 261 00:08:39,921 --> 00:08:41,489 - Really? - Yeah, that was the fun thing, 262 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,890 because then you could cop a feel 263 00:08:42,924 --> 00:08:44,492 and they couldn't say anything 264 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,861 because if they did, they'd lose their jobs. 265 00:08:47,284 --> 00:08:48,296 - Yeah. - That's terrible. 266 00:08:48,329 --> 00:08:50,353 No, it was the '50s. It was fine. 267 00:08:50,378 --> 00:08:53,009 - Right. - Yo, folks. Got your mozzarella sticks. 268 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:55,095 Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. 269 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,769 Please be careful, they're hot. 270 00:08:57,338 --> 00:08:59,012 - Hmm. - Are they hot, dork? 271 00:08:59,047 --> 00:09:00,508 Are you trying to tell me that 272 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,677 these sticks of molten cheese that just came out of 273 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,078 the deep fryer, they're hot? 274 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,546 Well, yeah, I don't want you to get burned. 275 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,781 Thank you so much for helping me out. 276 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:07,915 What'd I've done if you weren't here? 277 00:09:07,949 --> 00:09:10,384 - Bye. Beat it. Bye, Jesse. - Sorry. 278 00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:12,414 - I mean... - I'm talking about it. 279 00:09:12,449 --> 00:09:13,754 - Yeah. - There's one. 280 00:09:13,788 --> 00:09:16,057 - Ooh! - I found it. Look, over there. 281 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,758 - Where? - Right over there. 282 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:20,361 - Oh, my God. Ooh. - Un-Un-Under the table. 283 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,729 He wasn't joking. 284 00:09:22,726 --> 00:09:23,798 Hey, guys. 285 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:27,744 - You having a good time? - Hey there, Dingbat Duck. 286 00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:31,089 - Yes, we are. - Uh, actually, it's Dapper Duck now. 287 00:09:31,198 --> 00:09:33,741 How do you like the delectable duds? 288 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,776 It's not Dapper Duck. You're-you're Dingbat Duck. 289 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:37,745 Oh, hey, and where's your stutter? That was your... 290 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,413 - the funny thing you did. - Yeah, yeah, where-where's the...? 291 00:09:39,447 --> 00:09:42,350 Oh, I don't stutter. I have delightful diction. 292 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:43,718 No, you don't. No, you d... 293 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:47,321 you d-d-d-d-d-do-do st-st-st-st-stutter. 294 00:09:47,355 --> 00:09:49,423 And that's the only thing that's funny about you. 295 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:50,525 - That was good. - He's laughing. 296 00:09:50,566 --> 00:09:51,600 - Yeah. - See? 297 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:53,275 You were, you were the retard. 298 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,428 Whoa, whoa. 299 00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:55,830 - What? - Don't say... come on, don't say that. 300 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,298 Well, he's a duck. 301 00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:58,900 I wouldn't say that about a human. 302 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:01,080 But you're telling me I can't say a duck is retarded? 303 00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:03,338 - Yes. - No? What do you mean? 304 00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:05,924 Suppose he walked up here, and his feet were on backwards 305 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:08,185 and his beak was on the inside of his head, 306 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,813 what, then I could call him retarded? 307 00:10:09,848 --> 00:10:12,480 Well, no. Then you're dealing with a mutant duck, and that's not funny. 308 00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:15,316 But his whole shtick was that he would drool and slobber 309 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:17,051 - and-and, you know, he was like... - Yeah. Yeah. 310 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:21,989 He could b-b-b-b-b-b-barely get the w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-words out. 311 00:10:22,023 --> 00:10:25,219 - His mouth was retarded. - Stop saying "retarded." 312 00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:26,527 How dare you? 313 00:10:26,561 --> 00:10:28,729 'Cause I didn't see anything backstage and... Oh, shit. 314 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,031 Okay. Look, look, look at, look at this. 315 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,133 Oh, man, this is, this is sad. 316 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,069 And they stuck 'em all in storage, dude. 317 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,704 The whole band is here, dude. 318 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,874 You got Spaz the drummer, Chef Greaseball Linguini. 319 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,275 - Oh. - Dr. Slice 320 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,310 the Funky Funkosapien or whatever he was. 321 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:44,879 Was he supposed to be Black? 322 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,181 - Yeah. I, yeah, I-I think so. - Yeah. 323 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,482 And you know what? Now that I think of it, 324 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,050 it's good that they're updating that. 325 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,152 I mean, you can't have a purple character 326 00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:53,888 - that does a Black voice. - Why not? 327 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,156 Well, because... 328 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,825 If you're gonna put a Black person in the band, 329 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,093 it's got to be representative of... 330 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,761 It was a white guy doing the voice. 331 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,363 - That was the problem. - Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. 332 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,964 - Yeah, yeah. - It was a white guy doing a Black voice... 333 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,432 - No, no, no, that's... - ...in a purple costume. 334 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:06,667 That's not a good look, you know what I mean? 335 00:11:06,701 --> 00:11:07,735 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. For sure, for sure. 336 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,403 - Yeah, so... - But they are purple. 337 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,471 Who? What? 338 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,172 Monsters. You know, like... 339 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,874 - Monsters are purple? - Yeah. 340 00:11:13,908 --> 00:11:16,477 Blue, green, purple, orange, and we can't just, like, 341 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,696 not have purple monsters in bands anymore. 342 00:11:19,731 --> 00:11:21,916 - All right, you know what? I... - Oh, but they should have 343 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,251 - white voices. - Well, they should have monster voices. 344 00:11:24,285 --> 00:11:25,819 They should have monster voices 345 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,361 because we need monster representation. 346 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,723 So we can't just put them in boxes. 347 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,192 This is all very complicated stuff, man. 348 00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:32,993 - It is complicated, man. - It's tough to navigate it, man. 349 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:35,095 I don't know what the answer is, so I'm gonna move past it. 350 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,363 - I tell you what, I... - All right, as long as they can still have 351 00:11:36,397 --> 00:11:37,965 - groovy monsters, you know? - Yeah. 352 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,700 Look at all this stuff. Eh, tell you what, 353 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,562 some of this stuff brings back a lot of memories. 354 00:11:41,587 --> 00:11:42,922 Yeah, yeah. 355 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,406 Oh, no. 356 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,442 - Aw... - Sweet Justine. 357 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,077 What have they done to you? 358 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,445 Oh, man. 359 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,881 Bam! Look at those. 360 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,716 Hey, you found her torso. 361 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,917 Yeah. 362 00:11:58,352 --> 00:12:00,054 - Hey-hey. - That looks crazy, man. 363 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,075 That is something else, isn't it? Mmm. 364 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,089 Yeah, yeah. 365 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,370 Now, are you telling me that 366 00:12:03,395 --> 00:12:07,205 there is a lifelike set of animatronic breasts under there? 367 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,595 - I am, sir. - Really? 368 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:11,031 - Yeah. Very accurate design. - Huh. 369 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:13,133 - Uh, nipples. - Interesting. 370 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,735 - All the curves. - Fascinating. 371 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,036 - Yeah, wow, good. - Yeah. 372 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:18,772 Yeah, okay. So I will take, uh... 373 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,341 - Yeah. - ...the shirt off. 374 00:12:20,374 --> 00:12:23,110 - Let's, uh, let's pop it off. - And, uh, I... hmm... 375 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,583 Hmm, I'm sorry, is it wrong to do this? 376 00:12:25,608 --> 00:12:27,776 If I'm being honest, it feels wrong to me as well. 377 00:12:27,801 --> 00:12:29,984 - Right, but why? Why would...? - I don't know. 378 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,485 - Is it 'cause she's underage? - No. 379 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,454 I mean, she's a robot, man, like... 380 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,155 - Right. Robot. - They're ageless. 381 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,124 Now, wait a second. 382 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:40,094 We could just be two mature men with an interest in robotics. 383 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,996 This could be science is what you're saying. 384 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,331 I think this is a scientific experiment, 385 00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:46,033 and that's one way to look at it, and... 386 00:12:46,074 --> 00:12:49,011 This is for the good of... future robots, right? 387 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,522 So, for the good of... science... 388 00:12:51,547 --> 00:12:53,182 - Yeah. Yeah. - I'm just gonna go ahead and... 389 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,409 I'm gonna slide this down here. 390 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:55,910 Just for scientific purposes we can... aah! 391 00:12:56,202 --> 00:12:57,711 Oh, God! 392 00:12:58,643 --> 00:12:59,713 That is... 393 00:13:00,381 --> 00:13:02,116 - What?! - How did they...? 394 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,318 These are not the boobs I saw, dude, these are not them. 395 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,186 This is so disturbing. 396 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,856 They-they took her tits off. They literally sanded 'em off! 397 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,825 - They mutilated this poor woman. - That is disgusting. 398 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:12,960 Goddamn libs. 399 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,728 - Unbelievable. - Oh, my God. 400 00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:16,463 And this could be the religious conservatives, too. 401 00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:18,232 You know, y-you don't know. 402 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,538 - That's true. - Which kind of... 403 00:13:19,563 --> 00:13:22,069 Lopping tits off feels like a, feels like a religious move. 404 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,437 - Yeah, that's some kind of like... - I don't know anymore. 405 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,105 Everybody's crazy these days. 406 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,740 This is nuts, man. I'll tell you what, though. 407 00:13:26,774 --> 00:13:29,085 This is a sad day for women's rights. 408 00:13:33,859 --> 00:13:37,293 Now, Mac, tell us how you're feeling right now. 409 00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:40,335 Well, I... feel angry. 410 00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:42,030 Is there anything else? 411 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,921 Yeah, I feel... misunderstood. 412 00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:47,865 Unheard. 413 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:49,436 Thank you. 414 00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:51,886 Sam, how are you feeling? 415 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,867 - I feel stupid. - You are stupid. 416 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,435 - It's 'cause you're stupid. - Shut up. - Now, Mac... 417 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,570 - You shut up. - Mac. 418 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,038 - He's getting sassy. - I was not being sassy. 419 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,108 - You were being sassy. - You... Okay, hey, guys. 420 00:14:00,121 --> 00:14:03,143 Honestly, you were both being a little sassy. 421 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:07,460 But right now I just want to hear about Sam's emotions, okay? 422 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:09,916 Fine. 423 00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:10,928 Thank you. 424 00:14:10,953 --> 00:14:12,335 There's that sass that I was talking about. 425 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,624 I feel like we're getting stuck on the sass of it. 426 00:14:14,649 --> 00:14:16,100 It's hard not to get stuck in the sass. 427 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,194 - I understand. - I'm mired in the sass 428 00:14:17,219 --> 00:14:18,569 because the kid is so sassy. 429 00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:22,137 Let's just let him talk, and I feel like it'll all sort itself out. 430 00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:24,030 Fine. 431 00:14:24,436 --> 00:14:28,764 As I was saying, I feel stupid talking about my feelings. 432 00:14:28,789 --> 00:14:30,647 Like, I don't want to be in the Feelings Center. 433 00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:32,406 That's not the point of Risk E. Rat's. 434 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,341 - Hmm. - We are on the same page there 435 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,276 'cause, like, this isn't the point. 436 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,778 I don't want to be in the Feelings Center either, 437 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,147 and, like, he's dead right about Risk E. Rat's. 438 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,248 That's the whole point of it. 439 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,683 And... 440 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,452 I feel I just want to go out there and have fun. 441 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,020 That's what I want to do, too. 442 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,055 I just want to play and have fun, and... 443 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,057 - See? - Good, good. Hey. 444 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,593 Here's the question about that, you guys. 445 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,629 Do we feel like we've earned that? 446 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,132 - Yes. - Okay, well, so do I. 447 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,102 - Let's get out there and have some fun, shall we? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 448 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,470 We've only been here for like five minutes. 449 00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:05,706 That's not a punishment. I-I don't feel punished. 450 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,508 Where-Where's the shame I'm supposed to be feeling? 451 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,443 There's no shame in making a mistake, Mac. 452 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,417 Yes, there is. 453 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,057 How else would I know not to do it anymore? 454 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:14,256 Hey, listen, man. I'm a licensed psychotherapist. 455 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,617 You're a talking dog. I'm out of here. 456 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,452 - Great. - I'm scared. - I'm sure you are, Sam. 457 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,153 I'm sure you are. 458 00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:22,153 'Cause you're a pussy. 459 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,724 Now, look, look, man, that's... 460 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,325 - that's not your fault. - Jesus Christ, man. 461 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,194 It's not your fault. This dog, your parents, 462 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,197 the whole, the whole culture is grooming you to be a pussy. 463 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,365 You got no freedom, 464 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,675 which means you got no balls. 465 00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:36,403 And then, even when you actually do get caught 466 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,239 doing something bad, you're not held accountable. 467 00:15:39,652 --> 00:15:41,595 And if you're not held accountable, you feel no guilt. 468 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,048 If you feel no guilt, you feel no shame. 469 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:44,714 If you got no shame... 470 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,414 you're never gonna hate yourself enough 471 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,218 to stop being bad and grow some balls. 472 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,190 You diddle this kid, you're definitely on camera. 473 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,604 I don't know if you want to be alone with him. 474 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,160 All right, this is the last piece. 475 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:01,361 All right, what's it say? 476 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,363 "What does a nosy pepper do?" 477 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,999 - What? - "It gets jalapeņo business." 478 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,729 That's stupid. Let me see it. 479 00:16:08,871 --> 00:16:10,540 Oh, I get it! You know what it is? 480 00:16:10,565 --> 00:16:12,306 You got to do it with an accent. 481 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,708 Uh, it gets "all-up-in-yo" business. 482 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,143 - Get it? - Yeah, well, that's funny. 483 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,444 - Yeah. - 'Cause that's Black. 484 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,580 - That's Black. - Well, n-not necessarily, 485 00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:21,148 but it is sassy. 486 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,083 You just got to put some sass on there. 487 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,518 It also could be Mexican, I guess, 488 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,687 'cause of the jalapeņo, that's a Mexican pepper. 489 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,623 - Um, gets "hall-up-in-your" business, see? - Oh, yeah, that... 490 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,658 I get it, but I got to know who it's about. 491 00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:33,227 I-I don't think it's about anybody. 492 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,661 I think it's just a-a play on words. 493 00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,663 But I got to know who the victim is 494 00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:38,398 in order for me to laugh at them. 495 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,367 Yeah, I'll tell you what, in this scenario it's whites 496 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,002 because white people are the only people 497 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,537 who don't have the accent to pull off the joke. 498 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,339 - Well, that's racist. - That is racist, 499 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,607 - and I don't appreciate it. - That's very racist. 500 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,175 I'll tell you that much right now. 501 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,443 Is this the satire you're talking about? 502 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,445 I don't know. If I'm being honest, 503 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,370 I don't 100% understand what satire means. 504 00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:55,768 Let's go through the jokes again. 505 00:17:01,306 --> 00:17:03,055 Guys, I hate to admit it, but this place sucks. 506 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,159 - Yeah, it's not good now, man, you know? - Yeah, it's the pits. 507 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,527 Really creepy, too. 508 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,061 Like, who are the weirdos with the kids? 509 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,130 I think it's their parents. 510 00:17:10,164 --> 00:17:12,399 - The parents should be in the bar. - Charlie, there is no bar. 511 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,118 - What? Are you serious? They got rid of the bar? - There's no bar? 512 00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:16,204 Oh, that's crazy. 513 00:17:16,229 --> 00:17:17,538 This was, like, one of the best bars in town, man. 514 00:17:17,571 --> 00:17:18,572 All right, all right, you know what? Every... 515 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,407 Let's just, everybody calm down. 516 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,676 Okay? We're here, you know? Let's give it another shot. 517 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,178 Right? The show's about to begin. 518 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,445 That was always one of the best parts 519 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,047 of this place anyway, right? The show. 520 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,582 - Okay. Okay. - Let's see if the show's good. 521 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,750 - One, one last shot. - Hard to screw the show up. 522 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,635 They could redeem themselves here. 523 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,829 Everybody clap your hands 524 00:17:33,854 --> 00:17:38,058 - 'cause it's time to party. - Here it comes. 525 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,102 - Okay. Okay. - Party time, baby. 526 00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:41,195 It's party time. 527 00:17:41,847 --> 00:17:42,663 What are these? 528 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,131 - What's this? - Earplugs? - Earphones? 529 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,399 - Are you serious? - No, no, no, no, no. 530 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,567 - No, no, no, no. No. - Get out of here. 531 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,968 I want to be able to hear the show. 532 00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,069 - Risk E., Risk E... - This is a jam, right? 533 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,337 Has a good beat going. 534 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,705 Yeah, I like that beat. That's it. 535 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,575 ? It's time for magic and fun ? 536 00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:58,212 ? Rocking out at Robbie-pizza.com ? 537 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,479 What the...? 538 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,582 Did he just say Robbie-pizza.com? 539 00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:03,150 - Did they change the name? - They can't... 540 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,685 You cannot call a place a website. 541 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:05,719 That's crazy. 542 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,187 He's not Risk E. anymore? 543 00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:08,689 He's Robbie now? 544 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,658 This is so depressing, but, g-guys, we c... 545 00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:13,193 we can't wallow. 546 00:18:13,227 --> 00:18:15,493 We got to do something about this. 547 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,917 For the sake of the kids! 548 00:18:16,952 --> 00:18:19,659 Okay. So here's what we do. 549 00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:23,036 We recreate the old Risk E.'s so that these kids can have 550 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:25,572 the same experience that we had when we were younger 551 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,075 and they can perhaps tell the tale. 552 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,782 That's exactly what I was thinking. 553 00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:33,362 Guys, let's get risky. 554 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,684 ? Oh, yeah ? 555 00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:40,320 ? It's time for action, it's time for fun ? 556 00:18:40,354 --> 00:18:43,056 ? You better move, get off your butt and run ? 557 00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:46,260 - ? You're a kid, you make the rules ? - ? Make the rules ? 558 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:51,907 ? Be rude, freak out, and do something cool ? 559 00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:53,167 ? Yeah ? 560 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,517 ? Do it, do it, do it, do whatever you want ? 561 00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:58,672 ? At Risk E. Rat's Pizza, do whatever you want ? 562 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,009 ? Entertain, go crazy, have fun, go nuts ? 563 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:07,114 ? At Risk E. Rat's Pizza, do whatever you want ? 564 00:19:08,994 --> 00:19:11,401 ? Do whatever you want ? 565 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:15,720 ? Do whatever you want. ? 566 00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:19,293 Wow. Those kids are jazzed. 567 00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:21,929 - Wow! - Yeah, man, we're all set here. 568 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:24,598 Guys, I got to say, I think we've... 569 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,482 I think we've done something pretty magical here today. 570 00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:27,134 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah! 571 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,169 Okay. On the count of three, 572 00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:31,603 you open the doors and let 'em in... 573 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,174 - Yeah. - ...and I will throw this switch 574 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,677 and let the real fun begin. 575 00:19:36,712 --> 00:19:37,777 - Yeah, baby. - Ready? 576 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,580 That's the attitude, Frank. 577 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,582 - Let's do it, let's do it. - Yeah, all right. 578 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:45,185 Three, two, one... 579 00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:46,593 Fun! 580 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,044 Where's my son?! Where's my son?! 581 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,696 They're standing right over there. Go get them. 582 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,139 - Well, that got out of hand. - Yeah. 583 00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:07,574 Yeah, these kids, they just, 584 00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,206 th-they weren't prepared for that amount of fun. 585 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:12,045 You know what it is? That's because they were sheltered too much. 586 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:13,447 - Right. - I'm glad that they signed the waiver, though. 587 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,990 Oh, right. No lawsuits for them. 588 00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:17,050 They can't do shit. 589 00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:19,453 - Nobody can sue. - Although you didn't, you didn't sign anything. 590 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,421 Ah, they won't find me. 591 00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:23,323 - Hey, should we get out of here? - Yes. - Probably, yes. 592 00:20:23,357 --> 00:20:25,292 - Let's go, let's go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's slip out. 593 00:20:25,317 --> 00:20:31,317 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com