1 00:00:03,148 --> 00:00:05,054 _ 2 00:00:05,078 --> 00:00:06,514 In other news, 3 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,810 Tinseltown is coming to Philadelphia. 4 00:00:08,835 --> 00:00:11,873 Hollywood stars Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are here 5 00:00:11,898 --> 00:00:14,414 promoting their alcohol brand, Dos Hombres. 6 00:00:14,439 --> 00:00:17,286 Hey, Bryan, how does it feel to be the kingpin of mezcal? 7 00:00:17,311 --> 00:00:19,716 No, no. No, no. Don't-don't put that on me. 8 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,252 No, I'm just a simple actor. 9 00:00:21,286 --> 00:00:23,189 This, this is the man, 10 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,434 - the brains behind the whole operation. - No. 11 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,662 - No, no, no. - Yeah, it is. 12 00:00:25,695 --> 00:00:27,431 It's a team effort. 13 00:00:27,464 --> 00:00:30,337 Wow. Hollywood celebrities right here in Philly? 14 00:00:30,370 --> 00:00:31,550 -I don't love it. I mean, -Yeah. 15 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:32,785 Why can't they stay in their lane? 16 00:00:32,809 --> 00:00:34,375 Why do they have into come into our lane? 17 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,258 The celebrity booze thing's a little out of control. 18 00:00:36,282 --> 00:00:38,654 It's a total sellout. I mean, a complete cash grab. 19 00:00:38,688 --> 00:00:40,826 Any idiot could take a bottle of booze, 20 00:00:40,851 --> 00:00:43,764 slap a celebrity's face on it and-and make a fortune. 21 00:00:43,798 --> 00:00:45,544 - I mean, we could do it if we wanted. - We know more about booze 22 00:00:45,568 --> 00:00:46,846 - than these two guys, probably. - Are you kidding me? 23 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,373 Look, yeah, is there an opportunity 24 00:00:48,406 --> 00:00:49,786 for us to create a booze of our own, right? 25 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:51,814 And go pitch those guys? Yeah, of course there is. 26 00:00:51,847 --> 00:00:54,261 - It would be so easy. - It would be so easy, you know? 27 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:55,531 And could we do something like that? 28 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,124 - Also, yes. Absolutely. - Yes. Yes. 29 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,470 - Of course, we could, you know. - But I mean, 30 00:00:58,494 --> 00:01:00,287 are we gonna go do something like that? 31 00:01:00,312 --> 00:01:02,277 - Yes, we're gonna do that, yeah. - I think we should. 32 00:01:02,301 --> 00:01:03,312 - I think we should. - It's already happening. 33 00:01:03,336 --> 00:01:06,490 _ 34 00:01:06,514 --> 00:01:12,514 credits 35 00:01:26,735 --> 00:01:28,966 Okay, guys, I think we can all agree we need to 36 00:01:28,991 --> 00:01:30,637 come up with a brand that is representative 37 00:01:30,662 --> 00:01:33,660 of who we are as people and as businessmen. 38 00:01:33,685 --> 00:01:36,369 Now I ask you guys this: what's the first word 39 00:01:36,402 --> 00:01:39,275 that comes to your mind when you are trying to describe us? 40 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,355 - Premium. - I was gonna say that, dude. 41 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:42,758 - I was gonna say premium. - You were gonna say that, too? 42 00:01:42,782 --> 00:01:44,151 - Yeah. - And look, hey. 43 00:01:44,185 --> 00:01:46,122 Listen, man, you're spot-on. Premium. 44 00:01:46,155 --> 00:01:49,261 Yes, our brand will, of course, be a premium brand. 45 00:01:49,295 --> 00:01:51,700 Now, what is the most premium alcohol ever invented? 46 00:01:51,734 --> 00:01:52,845 - Goldschläger. - Goldschläger. Yeah. 47 00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:54,539 Goldschläger. All right, hey! 48 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,442 We're all on the same page here. 49 00:01:56,476 --> 00:01:57,822 -Yeah, we think... -This is good, I like this. Okay, yeah. 50 00:01:57,846 --> 00:01:59,816 Swiss cinnamon schnapps liqueur 51 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:01,654 with drinkable flakes of gold floating in it. 52 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:03,658 My God, what's more premium than that? 53 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,695 - Yeah, nothing. - Nothing, right? 54 00:02:05,728 --> 00:02:07,575 Here's a pitch. Okay, I can get a bunch of nickels 55 00:02:07,599 --> 00:02:09,779 and I could smash them up and put them into a 'schläger. 56 00:02:09,803 --> 00:02:11,406 Right? We call it Nickelschläger, 57 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:13,678 and we pitch it as, like, the working man's spirit. 58 00:02:13,711 --> 00:02:15,390 And, you know, nickels are, they're easy to find 59 00:02:15,414 --> 00:02:16,850 and, just as shiny. 60 00:02:16,884 --> 00:02:19,155 Well, that sounds disgusting, and, 61 00:02:19,188 --> 00:02:21,435 - potentially dangerous as well. - Yeah, I'm-a try it, though. 62 00:02:21,459 --> 00:02:23,339 Listen, I think I've pinpointed a small market trend 63 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:24,800 that we could corner but that could 64 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:27,539 also totally represent us. 65 00:02:27,572 --> 00:02:29,208 I'm talking about a blend. 66 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:30,845 A blend? 67 00:02:30,878 --> 00:02:32,682 - Blends. - Yes. Blends, blends. 68 00:02:32,716 --> 00:02:34,185 - Blends! - Yes. 69 00:02:34,218 --> 00:02:35,588 Blends are very popular these days. 70 00:02:35,621 --> 00:02:37,191 Wine blends, whiskey blends, you know? 71 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,728 So let me ask you this: 72 00:02:38,761 --> 00:02:41,533 what is the second-classiest drink in the world? 73 00:02:41,567 --> 00:02:42,945 - Jägermeister. Yes. - Jägermeister. Yeah, yeah. 74 00:02:42,969 --> 00:02:44,573 - Jägermeister, yeah. - Amazing, yes. 75 00:02:44,606 --> 00:02:46,209 It's the 'meisters and the, 76 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:47,946 and the 'schlägers and the schnapps. 77 00:02:47,979 --> 00:02:49,892 I mean, those are the drinks that make people feel high-end, 78 00:02:49,916 --> 00:02:51,963 you know, like they're on a European ski adventure, right? 79 00:02:51,987 --> 00:02:53,758 Yeah, it's true. Yeah. 80 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:56,229 Those drinks that make people feel premium, you know? 81 00:02:56,262 --> 00:03:00,164 So I say we do a blend of all the most premium drinks. 82 00:03:00,189 --> 00:03:02,444 We put them all together, and we make one drink 83 00:03:02,469 --> 00:03:05,705 called Paddy's SchlägerSchnappsterMeister. 84 00:03:07,418 --> 00:03:09,455 - That's brilliant. - That's so smart. 85 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:11,235 -Well, because it-it blends them -Dude, that is really smart. It's fun. 86 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,605 - All together, like you said. - Who's thought of that? 87 00:03:12,629 --> 00:03:14,057 - It's a lot of fun, right? - It's elegant. 88 00:03:14,082 --> 00:03:16,378 It definitely feels like you're in Switzerland or something. 89 00:03:16,402 --> 00:03:17,782 - Yeah, yeah. - Great, so you guys get it, okay. Great. 90 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,519 So I-I'm so glad we're on the same page with this. 91 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:21,345 So, here's the thing. All we got to do 92 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:23,383 is get those celebrity guys' blessing and boom... 93 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:26,255 We are off to the races, we're gonna be rich men, but 94 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,668 I don't think we should approach them 95 00:03:27,692 --> 00:03:29,328 without being fully funded first. 96 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:31,399 So our first test is gonna be landing a big fish 97 00:03:31,423 --> 00:03:33,392 who can finance this whole operation. 98 00:03:33,426 --> 00:03:36,152 And I know just the guy. 99 00:03:41,793 --> 00:03:43,524 - Yo. - Yo, Frank, 100 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,557 I got you on speakerphone with, Mac and Charlie. 101 00:03:45,582 --> 00:03:47,665 - Where are you right now? - I'm in the sky. 102 00:03:47,699 --> 00:03:48,901 - In the sky? - What? 103 00:03:48,934 --> 00:03:50,337 That's right, dicknips. 104 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:51,940 We're in the sky on a private plane 105 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:53,820 - on the way to Aruba. - What the hell, Frank? 106 00:03:53,844 --> 00:03:55,515 - Why you taking Dee? - Because 107 00:03:55,548 --> 00:03:56,950 I'm more glamorous than you guys. 108 00:03:56,984 --> 00:03:58,687 Frank recognizes that and so he invited me. 109 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:01,292 I was on my way to the jet, 110 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,697 she overheard me talking about the flight 111 00:04:03,731 --> 00:04:06,570 -and she glommed on. -Yeah, you know what? We don't care. 112 00:04:06,603 --> 00:04:08,774 Frank, we have a business proposition for you, pal. 113 00:04:08,808 --> 00:04:10,329 Frank, how would you like to invest 114 00:04:10,354 --> 00:04:12,582 in a celebrity alcohol brand? 115 00:04:12,615 --> 00:04:14,820 No, I don't know about that. 116 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,735 I-I once had Greg Louganis 117 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,898 as the face of my apricot brand in the '80s. 118 00:04:20,932 --> 00:04:23,369 But when he cracked his noggin at the Olympics, 119 00:04:23,403 --> 00:04:25,508 the business took a nosedive with him. 120 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:26,810 Okay, well, we're talking about 121 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:28,413 a much bigger celebrity than that, okay? 122 00:04:28,446 --> 00:04:29,992 We're talking about a household name here. 123 00:04:30,016 --> 00:04:32,579 Have you ever hear of a little show called 124 00:04:32,604 --> 00:04:34,726 Malcolm in the Middle? 125 00:04:35,268 --> 00:04:37,331 Have I? Changed the game. 126 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,579 - Changed the game, Frank. - That it did. That it did. - Yes. Yes. 127 00:04:39,603 --> 00:04:41,616 - It did change the game. - That it did. One of the greatest shows of all time. 128 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,480 Well, listen, the dad from that show is in town 129 00:04:43,511 --> 00:04:45,413 and we're gonna be pitching him tonight. 130 00:04:45,447 --> 00:04:47,360 And Malcolm. He's here, too, although he's all grown up now, 131 00:04:47,384 --> 00:04:48,730 - so you might not recognize him. - Yeah. 132 00:04:48,754 --> 00:04:50,457 Dang, that sounds pretty glamorous. 133 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,929 - I'd like to hang with celebs. - Shut up, Dee. 134 00:04:52,962 --> 00:04:54,842 - Shut up, Dee. - God, shut up, Dee. 135 00:04:54,866 --> 00:04:56,937 Shut your mouth or I will shut it for you! 136 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:59,074 When you get back, Mac's gonna shut it for you! 137 00:04:59,108 --> 00:05:01,321 We're gonna shut your mouth and we're gonna sew your lips shut! 138 00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:02,625 - Just shut up. - Shut up! 139 00:05:02,649 --> 00:05:04,418 - Shut up! - All right, well-well, 140 00:05:04,451 --> 00:05:07,324 you know, if you can get, Malcolm and his dad 141 00:05:07,357 --> 00:05:09,361 on the hook, bring them to me at the jet. 142 00:05:09,395 --> 00:05:11,147 When I land, we'll talk shop. 143 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:12,451 - Good. - Nice, dude. 144 00:05:12,476 --> 00:05:14,371 - Big fish landed! - All right! 145 00:05:14,405 --> 00:05:16,320 How are they gonna bring them to Aruba? 146 00:05:16,345 --> 00:05:19,820 We were never going to Aruba. We're circling Philly. 147 00:05:20,719 --> 00:05:23,524 My God. There's The Linc! 148 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,628 What the hell, Frank? Why are we circling Philly? 149 00:05:25,661 --> 00:05:27,866 I got to put enough miles on the jet 150 00:05:27,899 --> 00:05:30,912 to make it look like I went to Aruba and back. 151 00:05:30,937 --> 00:05:31,974 It's a tax thing. 152 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,233 Then why don't we just go to Aruba and back? 153 00:05:34,258 --> 00:05:35,701 Wouldn't that make more sense? 154 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,519 I have things to do in Philly. 155 00:05:37,552 --> 00:05:39,523 But I don't want to circle Philly for hours. 156 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:41,368 Hey, look, first you nag me to get on the plane, 157 00:05:41,392 --> 00:05:42,929 now you're nagging me to get off. 158 00:05:42,962 --> 00:05:44,398 Just... No dice. 159 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,904 - We're circling Philly. - Goddamn it. 160 00:05:49,976 --> 00:05:52,553 It is popping off in there, man. It is popping off. 161 00:05:52,578 --> 00:05:54,662 Actually, Charlie, I would also love for you 162 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,523 - to pop off that hat. - No, dude, you said dress nice. 163 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,393 I want to be able to tip my cap to these guys 164 00:05:58,418 --> 00:06:00,480 - when I meet them. - Yeah, but you look like a limo driver. 165 00:06:00,505 --> 00:06:02,477 Whatever, dude. I look good, man. 166 00:06:02,502 --> 00:06:04,506 You guys want to hit some of this, too, by the way? 167 00:06:04,539 --> 00:06:06,743 - The hell is that? - It's Nickelschläger, man. 168 00:06:06,777 --> 00:06:08,557 It's delicious. I've been drinking it all day. 169 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:10,393 Throw that shit out. Do not bring that up in the pitch. 170 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:12,163 - I'm gonna pitch it. - Dude, do not... Don't... 171 00:06:12,187 --> 00:06:13,757 Goddamn it. 172 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:18,442 -Over here, sir. -Okay, you know what? That might have been this. 173 00:06:18,466 --> 00:06:21,439 Here, I'll give it to you, I guess. Don't mind me. 174 00:06:21,472 --> 00:06:23,577 - Anything in your pockets, sir? - No, no, I'm good. 175 00:06:23,611 --> 00:06:25,748 I'm good, I sh... 176 00:06:29,674 --> 00:06:31,560 Guys, why is it going off on my stomach? 177 00:06:31,593 --> 00:06:33,564 Because you have a belly full of nickels. 178 00:06:33,597 --> 00:06:35,701 Right. Shit. Okay, you know what? 179 00:06:35,735 --> 00:06:37,180 I'll make myself throw up and then I'll get... 180 00:06:37,204 --> 00:06:39,441 Should I throw up here or... 181 00:06:39,475 --> 00:06:40,778 All right, I'm gonna go outside 182 00:06:40,811 --> 00:06:41,989 and-and I'll meet you guys back in. 183 00:06:42,783 --> 00:06:43,717 Great. 184 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,588 Good riddance. He looks ridiculous anyway. 185 00:06:45,621 --> 00:06:47,100 Yeah, well, you don't look that much better, pal. 186 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:49,104 I mean, what-what, what is going on with that suit? 187 00:06:49,128 --> 00:06:52,434 I'm going for a "Jordan in the '90s" look. 188 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:55,140 I mean, who's more premium than MJ, right? 189 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:57,444 Now, I'm thinking that I go pitch a fashion line 190 00:06:57,477 --> 00:06:58,847 and sort of expand 191 00:06:58,881 --> 00:07:00,885 - into a lifestyle brand. - No, don't do that. 192 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:02,865 Okay? Let's just... Can we stick with the one thing? 193 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,227 - Just stick with the one thing, please. - They're celebrities. 194 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:07,130 - They're gonna get the look. - I know they're celebrities. 195 00:07:07,164 --> 00:07:08,610 I'm not saying they're not celebrities. I'm saying... 196 00:07:08,634 --> 00:07:09,879 Do you know who Michael Jordan is? 197 00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:11,359 - Yes, I know who... - Then why are you fighting me about this? 198 00:07:11,384 --> 00:07:12,820 Can we just go get in the meet-and-greet line? 199 00:07:12,845 --> 00:07:14,398 It's already getting long as shit. Come on. 200 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:20,995 Frank. 201 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:22,528 - Frank! - What? 202 00:07:22,562 --> 00:07:23,731 How much longer? 203 00:07:24,039 --> 00:07:26,536 - Three hours. - My God. 204 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:27,905 Can I watch what you're watching? 205 00:07:27,939 --> 00:07:29,084 'Cause the Wi-Fi is not strong enough 206 00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:30,611 for me to watch anything. 207 00:07:30,645 --> 00:07:32,757 You should have downloaded movies, then. 208 00:07:33,062 --> 00:07:34,886 I mean, I also have to go to the bathroom. 209 00:07:34,919 --> 00:07:37,725 Well, that's not good. Bathroom on the plane is busted. 210 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:40,598 - What? - Yeah, but you can use the emergency can. 211 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:41,867 Where's the emergency can? 212 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,504 - You're sitting on it. - What? Wh... 213 00:07:43,537 --> 00:07:45,508 You just pull that cushion up and, get that 214 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:47,077 privacy screen over there. 215 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,822 Is it a number one or a number two? 216 00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:51,242 It's a number one. 217 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:52,375 Let 'er rip. 218 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,058 It's still gonna go out in the air anyway. 219 00:07:54,091 --> 00:07:56,095 Are you sure you don't have any food anywhere? 220 00:07:56,128 --> 00:07:57,899 Why don't you sniff around back there? 221 00:07:57,932 --> 00:07:59,502 What's this? 222 00:07:59,536 --> 00:08:00,981 - What's that? - There's a can of something. 223 00:08:01,005 --> 00:08:02,818 That's an old can of oysters from another flight. 224 00:08:02,842 --> 00:08:04,979 - A can of oysters? - Yeah, go ahead, have them. 225 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:06,971 Goddamn it. 226 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:09,188 All right, all right. 227 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,232 - Getting pretty close here. - Okay, now, 228 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,660 just go with me here, Dennis. 229 00:08:11,693 --> 00:08:13,038 I want you to picture it, all right? 230 00:08:13,062 --> 00:08:15,568 It's a whole lifestyle ecosystem. 231 00:08:15,601 --> 00:08:16,970 - No... - With booze and suits 232 00:08:17,004 --> 00:08:19,241 and apps that link you to personal trainers 233 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,493 who make you look good in the suits. Premium. 234 00:08:21,518 --> 00:08:23,164 - Dude, this is what I'm saying. - No, listen, can we please, 235 00:08:23,189 --> 00:08:25,253 please, please just stick with the blend? 236 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:27,558 - Stick with the blend. - This is a blend of ideas. 237 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:29,004 Yes, but it's a blend of too many ideas. I don't even 238 00:08:29,028 --> 00:08:31,232 know what you're talking about half the time. 239 00:08:31,265 --> 00:08:32,978 - I'm talking about branding, bro, it's branding. - I know what you're... 240 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:34,080 You know what, actually, you just keep 241 00:08:34,104 --> 00:08:35,674 your mouth shut the whole time. 242 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,253 Just keep your mouth shut, I'll do the talking. 243 00:08:37,277 --> 00:08:39,024 We do the firm handshake, right? 'Cause that's essential 244 00:08:39,048 --> 00:08:40,751 to setting tone for a good pitch. 245 00:08:40,785 --> 00:08:42,598 Got to have a firm handshake. And then that's it. 246 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,659 I do the talking, and don't say a goddamn thing 247 00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:46,419 about booze and suits and apps. 248 00:08:46,444 --> 00:08:48,099 - Here we go. - Okay. 249 00:08:48,124 --> 00:08:49,837 - Thanks, ladies. - Thank you so much. 250 00:08:49,868 --> 00:08:51,848 - All right. Come on, guys. - All right. 251 00:08:51,873 --> 00:08:53,419 - Okay, here we go. - Hey, there, fellas. 252 00:08:53,444 --> 00:08:55,214 Hi, hello to you, kind sirs. 253 00:08:56,229 --> 00:08:57,141 Let's do a... 254 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:58,666 No. 255 00:08:59,463 --> 00:09:02,260 No, I'm sorry, we-we don't shake hands. So... 256 00:09:03,096 --> 00:09:04,599 Well, that kind of throws off my whole thing. 257 00:09:04,632 --> 00:09:06,579 I think... We can't kick this off without a firm handshake. 258 00:09:06,603 --> 00:09:08,182 - Why don't you just... - I really don't mind shaking his hand. 259 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:09,885 How many times do we have to go through this? 260 00:09:09,909 --> 00:09:12,047 - We're not shaking hands. - We're not shaking hands. 261 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,049 - We don't know these people. - Don't know you. 262 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:14,719 Sorry. 263 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:15,988 Wow, look at that suit. 264 00:09:16,037 --> 00:09:17,972 - Yeah. Look at that. - I love that. 265 00:09:18,331 --> 00:09:19,562 I'm not supposed to talk. 266 00:09:19,596 --> 00:09:21,041 - I didn't say... I didn't say... -I'm not supposed to, either. 267 00:09:21,065 --> 00:09:23,002 Come on, let's get this going. 268 00:09:23,035 --> 00:09:24,280 - He's-he's kidding. He's kidding. -Yeah, so-so... 269 00:09:24,304 --> 00:09:26,108 - He's kidding. - Yes. He, just... 270 00:09:26,142 --> 00:09:28,122 - Yeah, but... - Come on, everybody say, "Dos Hombres." 271 00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:30,116 Dos Hombres! 272 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:31,596 -All right, you can get -Thanks so much. -Yeah, so, we have a... 273 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,931 The photos with the QR code that way. 274 00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:34,300 - There you go. - No, I don't need a photo. 275 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,771 Actually, I-I just wanted to pitch you... 276 00:09:35,795 --> 00:09:37,831 - I... - All right, hey. All right. 277 00:09:38,634 --> 00:09:39,869 What just happened? 278 00:09:39,903 --> 00:09:41,330 You blew it, dude. You choked. 279 00:09:41,355 --> 00:09:43,342 I didn't choke, no. It was... Malcolm. 280 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,146 He was throwing me a weird vibe. 281 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:46,959 - Yeah. He's very aggressive. - He's super aggressive. 282 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:48,921 He's, like, he's, like the alpha dog, dude. 283 00:09:48,954 --> 00:09:50,166 - I didn't like that. - Malcolm's not in the middle. 284 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,060 - He's on top. - He's on top. 285 00:09:52,094 --> 00:09:54,334 - Shit. - You know what, let's-let's get back in the line. 286 00:10:02,074 --> 00:10:03,182 Hey. 287 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,781 Hey. 288 00:10:05,128 --> 00:10:06,723 Hey, buddy. 289 00:10:07,925 --> 00:10:09,304 Hey, can I ask you something really quick? 290 00:10:09,328 --> 00:10:11,232 - Yeah, sure, man. What's up? - Hey, listen, 291 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,802 I've been throwing up for a little bit. 292 00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:14,171 Dude, sorry. 293 00:10:14,204 --> 00:10:15,708 Yeah, I-I actually kind of can't stop. 294 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,353 I think I'm having a reaction to the metals. 295 00:10:17,377 --> 00:10:18,947 But, my real problem is, like, 296 00:10:18,981 --> 00:10:20,951 no matter how much I hurl, like, the nickels 297 00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:23,189 - keep coming out. - Nickels? 298 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,160 Yeah, it's a 'schläger play I got going. 299 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:26,797 So, hey, look, can you do me a favor? 300 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,634 On my next hurl, you know, do you... 301 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,680 Could you see if you see any loose change in there, you know? 302 00:10:30,704 --> 00:10:33,342 'Cause, like, I-I really got to get a extra set of eyes on this. 303 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:35,256 -I can't help you. All right? I-I'm waiting for somebody. -Please, please. 304 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,692 - Sir, I'm begging you, please. - It's not happening. 305 00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:39,054 Listen, man, I can't help, all right? 306 00:10:39,087 --> 00:10:40,223 My God, I'm so sorry! 307 00:10:40,256 --> 00:10:41,392 What the hell?! 308 00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:43,196 - Damn it! - Hey. 309 00:10:43,229 --> 00:10:44,666 - Hey, man, hey, hey. - Come here. 310 00:10:44,699 --> 00:10:45,877 Come here. Look at this. Look at this. 311 00:10:45,901 --> 00:10:47,337 - Okay. Yes, sir. - Look at this. 312 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:48,750 They're gonna ding me for the cleaning fee. 313 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:49,852 - All right? - Yeah, look at that. 314 00:10:49,876 --> 00:10:51,021 Peace and love, peace and love. 315 00:10:51,046 --> 00:10:52,603 - Damn it! - I'm sorry! Hey, hey. 316 00:10:52,628 --> 00:10:54,394 -Just say by my car. Stay by my car -Hey, hey. 317 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:55,764 - Hey, hey! - and watch this, I got to figure this out. 318 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,099 - Get by the car. - Okay, okay, okay. 319 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,961 I got your car. I'll watch your car. Yeah. 320 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:00,998 He was a big boy. 321 00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:02,835 - Jesus. - Damn it. 322 00:11:04,684 --> 00:11:06,788 Hey, man, are you the Dos Hombres driver? 323 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:08,079 Who? 324 00:11:08,112 --> 00:11:09,964 You know, the Malcolm in the Middle guys. 325 00:11:11,439 --> 00:11:12,574 Yes, I am. 326 00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:14,103 Come on, come on. 327 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:16,581 The dad did like my suit. 328 00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,844 Would you shut up about the dad and the suit? 329 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,412 - Thank you very much. - What are they doing? 330 00:11:20,436 --> 00:11:21,883 - Great. Okay. - Damn it. 331 00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:23,009 They're wrapping things up. 332 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,779 That's great. We blew it. 333 00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:27,183 We totally blew our one shot. Goddamn it. 334 00:11:27,217 --> 00:11:29,321 Hey, I think I just saw Jalen Hurts. 335 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:30,925 - What? Seriously? Where? - Yeah. 336 00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:32,548 Dude, he just went into the bathroom. 337 00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:33,830 I'm sure that was him. 338 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,704 Okay, listen. We're gonna pivot, all right? 339 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,809 I mean, Jalen's a better fit for our Philly-based brand anyway, 340 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:39,174 - don't you think? - Yeah. 341 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,452 - Let's go talk to Jalen. - Let's get Jalen. 342 00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,147 Come on, let's go. 343 00:11:43,105 --> 00:11:44,284 Jalen. Yeah, 344 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:46,064 so, hey, listen, I know this is a little weird, 345 00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:48,292 us bum-rushing you in the bathroom like this, but... 346 00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:50,263 You always were good against the rush. 347 00:11:50,296 --> 00:11:52,043 Now, that is true. You are good against the ru... 348 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,080 Now, you're not gonna get away from us, though. 349 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,908 We gotcha. 350 00:11:56,151 --> 00:11:57,387 That was a joke. 351 00:11:59,558 --> 00:12:01,485 Okay, well, listen, we-we just, 352 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:02,955 we wanted to pitch you 353 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,193 a-a really great business opportunity. 354 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:06,997 Yes, now imagine this lifestyle: 355 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,431 you're on a Caribbean island in an ill-fitting suit. 356 00:12:09,456 --> 00:12:11,907 No, no, st... no, Jalen, we're not-not here to... 357 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,760 pitch you a lifestyle. 358 00:12:16,081 --> 00:12:18,352 - Gritty? - Wait... 359 00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:20,023 - What the hell is this? - Wh... I... 360 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:21,334 I thought you said Jalen Hurts came in here. 361 00:12:21,358 --> 00:12:22,929 Is he in one of the other stalls? 362 00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:25,033 I don't know, I must have gotten them confused. 363 00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:26,647 How do you confuse a young Black man 364 00:12:26,672 --> 00:12:28,242 with a giant orange monster? 365 00:12:29,408 --> 00:12:32,047 Okay, Gritty, picture yourself on a Caribbean island. 366 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,822 Don't pitch Gritty! We're here to talk to a celebrity. 367 00:12:34,847 --> 00:12:37,011 Gritty's just Gritty. 368 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:40,163 What... Hey, Jalen! Jalen! There he is. Jalen! 369 00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:42,343 - We just missed him. - What are you talking about? 370 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,338 - That was not Jalen Hurts. - Yes, it was. 371 00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:46,208 Don't take his side, Gritty. 372 00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:48,479 - Well, he's right. - That was definitely Jalen Hurts. 373 00:12:48,513 --> 00:12:49,959 You know what, Gritty, we don't need you anymore. 374 00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:51,352 Why don't you take a hike, pal? 375 00:12:51,385 --> 00:12:52,989 Appreciate it. 376 00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:56,061 Goddamn it. Hold on a second. It's Charlie. 377 00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:57,498 What... Wait, wait, wait. 378 00:12:57,531 --> 00:12:59,243 - What do you want, man? - Hey, 379 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:01,743 Dennis, get to Frank as fast as you can. 380 00:13:01,768 --> 00:13:03,376 I have Malcolm and his dad. 381 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,146 - Are you serious? - I'll explain later. 382 00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:06,816 Just... I'll delay them as long as I can. 383 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:07,995 Hey, could you maybe just 384 00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,121 not be on the-the phone? 385 00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:10,390 - Yeah? Okay. - Yeah. 386 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,960 Of course, sir. Yeah, I got to go. 387 00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:13,405 - Please? Thank you. - Sorry about that. 388 00:13:13,429 --> 00:13:14,942 - Very unprofessional. - Thank you very much. 389 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:16,630 - Apologies. - Yeah, that's okay. 390 00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:18,874 Does it smell funky in here? 391 00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:20,376 Very funky. 392 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,548 - You guys picking up an aroma? - Yeah. 393 00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:24,251 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, all right. 394 00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:26,006 You... There might be a funk to it, Mr. Malcolm. 395 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:28,035 I did vomit in here earlier. 396 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:30,430 Great. Thank you for that. 397 00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:34,004 Wow. And my name is not Mr. Malcolm, it's Aaron. 398 00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:35,874 Okay, I got you. Yeah, yeah. 399 00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,177 We can go by whatever code name 400 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,847 you feel most comfortable with, sir. 401 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,426 You know, I can't imagine the pressures of being 402 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,330 - a Hollywood celebrity. - Please, please, please! 403 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,533 Watch the road, watch the road. Yeah! Shit! 404 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,861 - Jesus. - Pardon my language. 405 00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:47,832 Yeah, sorry about that. Pardon my driving. 406 00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:49,869 I haven't driven a car in a long, long time. 407 00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:52,307 I... We really got to start vetting these drivers. 408 00:13:52,349 --> 00:13:54,554 Okay? If we're driving around in these crappy town cars 409 00:13:54,579 --> 00:13:56,516 with lunatics and now we're flying coach? 410 00:13:56,549 --> 00:13:57,585 - Counterpoint. - Coach? 411 00:13:57,618 --> 00:13:59,589 I do like the grit. 412 00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:01,258 - My God. - Don't you? 413 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:03,162 I mean, it's associating with the common man. 414 00:14:03,195 --> 00:14:04,464 - Talking about me? - Yes. 415 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:06,335 - Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 416 00:14:06,368 --> 00:14:08,048 - Absolutely. - When I first stepped onto the boards 417 00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,009 in the Great White Way of Broadway... 418 00:14:10,043 --> 00:14:13,182 - And here we go again about Broadway. - Was I in the role 419 00:14:13,215 --> 00:14:14,919 - of Richard III? No. - Were you? No? 420 00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:16,321 - Slipping it in, of course. - No. 421 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,025 - I was his understudy. - Okay. 422 00:14:18,059 --> 00:14:20,013 I never really got to be on stage. 423 00:14:20,038 --> 00:14:21,607 - Okay. - But I was very close. 424 00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:23,035 You had to earn it? 425 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:25,440 - You had to earn it. - It's all about the work, isn't it? 426 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:26,585 - See? He's working, we're working. - Yeah, right? 427 00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,179 Yeah, we're... We are working. 428 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:30,617 Now, you can never forget where you came from. 429 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,022 - Remember how you got here? Remember? -Yes. 430 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:36,061 This clown lost all of his money playing slots 431 00:14:36,095 --> 00:14:38,600 - at Pechanga. Yeah. - It... I-I... 432 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:40,647 No, you have a problem. You know you have a problem. 433 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,368 The first step: admitting you have a problem. 434 00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:46,115 I admit I am a servant to the gods of chance. 435 00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:47,450 I pray at their altar. 436 00:14:47,484 --> 00:14:48,963 - Yeah, way too much. - Come on, baby. 437 00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:50,542 - Way too much. - Yeah, come on, baby! 438 00:14:51,018 --> 00:14:52,026 Let 'er roll! 439 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,897 - Let 'er rip! - No, this guy was a week away 440 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,101 from sucking off tourists, okay? 441 00:14:56,135 --> 00:14:58,907 - My God. - To pay his rent, and you know that. 442 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,487 Fellas, you're not gonna have to suck anyone off. 443 00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:02,965 I'm taking you guys straight to a private plane today. 444 00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:04,857 Great. Finally. See? See? 445 00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:06,523 There you go. Aren't you happy? 446 00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,068 - Doesn't that feel nice? - I'm very happy. Yes. 447 00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:09,671 Finally. Okay. 448 00:15:09,695 --> 00:15:11,966 Sorry, I happen to be getting another-another call here. 449 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,412 - I got to take it. Hello, this is the driver. -My... 450 00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:16,482 Hey, Charlie! You said to call when we landed. 451 00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:18,586 What? We landed? 452 00:15:18,611 --> 00:15:21,218 We landed 20 minutes ago. I'm just gassing up. 453 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,155 Goddamn it, why didn't you tell me that? 454 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,226 I wouldn't have eaten the disgusting oysters. 455 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,529 You ate those oysters? 456 00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:28,132 What? You told me to. 457 00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:30,336 That can is from a shellfish company I started 458 00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:31,973 with Tony Danza back in the '80s. 459 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:34,111 Tony's Oysters in a Can-za? 460 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:36,091 -It was a catchy name. Didn't go anywhere. -Goddamn you. 461 00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:37,651 Gross. I am out of here. 462 00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:39,221 Frank? 463 00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:40,299 - Charlie. - This is Mr. Frank. 464 00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:41,526 He's the owner of the plane. 465 00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:43,295 - Perfect. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 466 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:45,501 Yes, Mr. Frank? I have the father and son. 467 00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:48,540 You got them, Charlie? Bring them over right away. 468 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,071 All right. Ha, ha! 469 00:15:51,079 --> 00:15:52,715 Charlie got Malcolm and his dad. 470 00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,384 Shit. Are you serious? 471 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,421 - I'm staying. - What are you talking about? 472 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,401 You've been complaining about getting off the plane. 473 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,096 Now all of a sudden you're staying? 474 00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:01,709 All right. Hey, guys. Come on. 475 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,169 Let's go. Out of the cabin. 476 00:16:03,202 --> 00:16:04,581 What-what... I'm not leaving my plane. 477 00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:06,408 No, we've had this whole situation 478 00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:08,255 where Jalen Hurts felt trapped and he just freaked out 479 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:10,283 - and ran away. - It was not Jalen Hurts, okay? 480 00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:11,695 - It was literally just some Black guy. - I... It was definitely 481 00:16:11,719 --> 00:16:13,298 -Jalen Hurts. Either way, -It was not Jalen Hurts. 482 00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:14,668 - Let's just go. Let's go. - Let's go. Come on. 483 00:16:14,692 --> 00:16:16,489 - Up, up, up. - All right, all right. 484 00:16:21,427 --> 00:16:23,668 _ 485 00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:25,614 Yeah. 486 00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:28,693 Yeah, but I always wonder at whose expense. 487 00:16:28,718 --> 00:16:30,423 You know, when I was making my way 488 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,360 on the Great White Way of Broadway... 489 00:16:32,393 --> 00:16:34,231 - My God. Jesus... Hey. - It was hard. 490 00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,767 You know, I-I have an idea. 491 00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:38,108 Why don't you just shut your eyes and go to sleep? 492 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:41,011 And then I will let you know when you can wake up. 493 00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:43,015 - Okay? Shh. - Okay. Thank you. 494 00:16:43,048 --> 00:16:44,685 Okay. 495 00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:46,556 - But sleep's for pussies. - Geez. 496 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,027 Let's party, am I right? Hey, guys, I'm Dee. 497 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:50,797 Jesus, where'd you come from? 498 00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:52,735 I didn't know we were sharing the plane. 499 00:16:52,768 --> 00:16:54,432 Yeah, I... 500 00:16:55,107 --> 00:16:56,978 Hi, I'm Frank, the owner. 501 00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:58,782 And you don't have to share the plane. 502 00:16:58,807 --> 00:17:02,120 This plane, this pretty little bird can be yours 503 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:04,792 for a mere price of $35 mil. 504 00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:06,404 Sorry, actually... 505 00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,308 - It's a beautiful bird. - Hey, guys, don't worry. 506 00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:09,678 We're not-not here to sell you a plane. Frank, please, don't. 507 00:17:09,702 --> 00:17:11,639 Yeah, we want to... We-we'd sell the plane 508 00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:13,451 - We would, but that's not the point. - if you would go for it, 509 00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:15,155 - you'd buy it. - Just... We're not selling the plane. 510 00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:16,324 - Okay, we're here to sell you... - A lifestyle 511 00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:18,052 - No, no. - And ill-fitting suits. 512 00:17:18,085 --> 00:17:19,598 No, no, no, that-that's also wrong. 513 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,134 - We're not selling any of that, okay? - Okay. 514 00:17:21,158 --> 00:17:22,403 No, no, no. Let's-let's... No. 515 00:17:22,427 --> 00:17:23,573 We're here to sell you a... 516 00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:25,166 Nickelschläger! 517 00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:26,669 No, goddamn it! None of that. 518 00:17:26,703 --> 00:17:28,281 None of that. Okay, listen-listen to me. Listen. 519 00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:29,317 - Look, we're just... Listen. - He's the driver. 520 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,844 Let's just start over, okay? 521 00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:32,757 We're gonna start all over, and we're gonna do it 522 00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:34,619 with a firm handshake. 523 00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:37,558 I'm not supposed to. 524 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,572 - Come on, man. - I think you're in 525 00:17:39,597 --> 00:17:40,861 an abusive relationship. 526 00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:43,335 Okay! This is absolutely insane. 527 00:17:43,369 --> 00:17:45,150 Put your hand down, Bryan. 528 00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:47,176 But I don't mind shaking his hand, really, I don't... 529 00:17:47,202 --> 00:17:49,337 No, put it down, you silly little bitch. 530 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,478 Put it down. 531 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,153 - Put it down. - No. 532 00:17:52,186 --> 00:17:53,830 Don't you touch him. 533 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,661 I said no. 534 00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:58,761 What? My God. 535 00:17:59,072 --> 00:18:00,608 What is happening? 536 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,923 Sit down. 537 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,851 Please, just sit down. 538 00:18:05,346 --> 00:18:07,250 - You want us to sit down? - Sit down, please, 539 00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:09,287 - all of you. - We-we will sit down. 540 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,885 Yeah, why don't we all sit down? 541 00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:13,566 I don't ask for a lot. 542 00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:16,368 An Emmy here, a Tony there. 543 00:18:16,401 --> 00:18:19,824 Little pocket change for the one-armed succubus in Reno. 544 00:18:19,873 --> 00:18:21,043 But you. 545 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:24,585 You, you're... It's never enough for you. 546 00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:26,388 You want it all. 547 00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:28,660 And you deceived me into thinking 548 00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:31,416 that-that I wanted it all, too, and I don't. 549 00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:34,237 And you took charge of our little operation, 550 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,174 and ever since then, 551 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:40,116 you've been... you've been controlling my life. 552 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,753 You control everything. 553 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,795 Or do you? 554 00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:53,576 Maybe... 555 00:18:53,602 --> 00:18:56,636 you are the one being deceived. 556 00:18:56,964 --> 00:18:59,622 Maybe being the front man 557 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,260 of an alcohol business 558 00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:05,567 places your head so far out in front of you 559 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,372 that you don't even realize 560 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,877 that your neck is exposed. 561 00:19:10,911 --> 00:19:13,950 Enough to be lopped off 562 00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:15,721 by a public 563 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,272 so thirsty to taste the blood 564 00:19:18,297 --> 00:19:20,402 of greedy celebrities. 565 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,464 So, when they come... 566 00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:27,027 And they will... 567 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,355 Who are they gonna come after? 568 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:32,662 The sweet, hapless boob... 569 00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:36,747 or the slick-talking, scheming millennial? 570 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:42,674 So, I ask you... 571 00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:45,745 bitch... 572 00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,449 who is really in charge here? 573 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,911 Boom. 574 00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:59,875 And that, my friends, 575 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,425 is acting. 576 00:20:02,128 --> 00:20:03,449 What? Wow! 577 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:05,754 - What?! - Wait, wait. 578 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,490 - That was... - That-that was all fake? 579 00:20:07,524 --> 00:20:09,327 Made it all up. Fake, fake, fake, fake. 580 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,797 No offense, anything I said. 581 00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:11,842 - No, you're welcome... - I was just joking. 582 00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:13,402 But I do love to perform. 583 00:20:13,435 --> 00:20:15,372 - I do, it's in my blood. - You got the stuff. 584 00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:17,711 You should consider doing a drama, Mr. Middle. 585 00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:19,423 - You really should consider doing drama. - Yeah. 586 00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:20,860 - That's a good idea. - I think you got the goods, man. 587 00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:22,564 Hey, so listen, do you guys want to invest? 588 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,205 - Boss? - Fuck no. 589 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,463 - Fuck no! No. - Fuck no! 590 00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:28,676 Of course not. I don't want to spend 591 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,302 another moment with you crazies. 592 00:20:30,335 --> 00:20:31,581 - Not another minute. - You people are insane. 593 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,643 Get me off this plane. 594 00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:39,746 credits