1 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,859 How does a fire start? 2 00:00:12,382 --> 00:00:14,872 Sometimes with a kindly teacher 3 00:00:14,898 --> 00:00:18,187 encouraging an eager student to pursue his love of poetry. 4 00:00:19,566 --> 00:00:23,250 Or perhaps it sparks with a chance encounter in an elevator. 5 00:00:27,585 --> 00:00:29,375 Or in Betty Cooper's bedroom 6 00:00:29,401 --> 00:00:31,781 with a suddenly missing typewriter... 7 00:00:33,154 --> 00:00:34,562 and telephone. 8 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:43,017 Or maybe the inferno that would soon consume Riverdale High begins... 9 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,531 in a classroom. 10 00:00:46,656 --> 00:00:50,552 Oh, that was wonderful, Betty and Kevin. 11 00:00:50,578 --> 00:00:54,224 I don't think that I have ever heard 12 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:58,015 those words spoken aloud so beautifully. 13 00:00:58,093 --> 00:01:01,359 And I saw A Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on Broadway. 14 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:04,629 That's enough, Mrs. Thornton. 15 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:07,552 I beg your pardon, Principal Featherhead? 16 00:01:07,578 --> 00:01:09,091 I'm in the middle of teaching my class. 17 00:01:09,117 --> 00:01:11,289 This is no longer your class. 18 00:01:11,665 --> 00:01:13,609 Please step out into the hall, ma'am. 19 00:01:13,931 --> 00:01:15,921 Is this a gag? What's going on? 20 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,241 It's all right, class. 21 00:01:18,522 --> 00:01:22,789 I'm certain that this is a simple misunderstanding. 22 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,755 Alas, this is not a gag, 23 00:01:28,781 --> 00:01:31,352 nor is it a simple misunderstanding. 24 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:34,138 Mrs. Thornton has been relieved of her duties. 25 00:01:34,164 --> 00:01:36,638 And until we can find a permanent replacement, 26 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,576 you'll be taught by my wife, 27 00:01:38,602 --> 00:01:39,912 Mrs. Blossom. 28 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:47,726 Hello, children. 29 00:01:49,726 --> 00:01:51,724 Well, what's the dealio with Mrs. Thornton? 30 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,113 Your former teacher 31 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:56,554 represents a clear and present danger to the American way. 32 00:01:58,399 --> 00:02:02,710 Mrs. Thornton is under suspicion of being a communist. 33 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,365 The Red Menace has come to Riverdale. 34 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:10,700 Which is why you all have to remain vigilant. 35 00:02:10,726 --> 00:02:12,306 If you see something, 36 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,656 say something. 37 00:02:15,945 --> 00:02:18,622 Archie, you've been spending time with Mrs. Thornton after school. 38 00:02:18,648 --> 00:02:21,793 I mean, clue us in. Have you noticed anything strange about her? 39 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:25,070 Not at all. Mrs. Thornton's been helping me with my... 40 00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:32,996 I'm telling you, this is a mistake. Mrs. Thornton is no communist. 41 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:35,516 Far be it from me to defend my ghoul of a father, 42 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:38,891 but even he can't get a teacher fired without just cause or evidence. 43 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:40,750 I wouldn't be so sure. 44 00:02:40,776 --> 00:02:43,554 You can't believe what Hollywood's been like. 45 00:02:43,745 --> 00:02:45,948 I mean, the whole town's terrified, 46 00:02:45,974 --> 00:02:47,596 gripped by paranoia. 47 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:51,258 A few years ago, Senator McCarthy launched a crusade. 48 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:54,836 He claimed Russian spies were using TV and movies 49 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:56,961 to brainwash the American public. 50 00:02:56,987 --> 00:02:59,289 I remember my mom and dad talking about that. 51 00:02:59,315 --> 00:03:02,148 Didn't McCarthy keep a list of known communists? 52 00:03:02,174 --> 00:03:04,009 Yes, but he made it all up. 53 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,930 Accused people left and right. 54 00:03:05,956 --> 00:03:08,405 Used fearmongering to amass power. 55 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,195 He held congressional hearings, 56 00:03:10,221 --> 00:03:12,956 had the FBI investigate studios. 57 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,141 Pressured people to name names. 58 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:18,252 Targeting the innocent to gain even more power and influence. 59 00:03:18,292 --> 00:03:20,549 Come on, guys. This is America. Okay? 60 00:03:20,698 --> 00:03:22,941 If you're innocent, you have nothing to worry about. 61 00:03:23,088 --> 00:03:25,056 I wish I could believe that, Kevin, 62 00:03:25,082 --> 00:03:27,607 but I have seen it happen firsthand. 63 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:34,039 Oh, my gosh, Jughead, I can't believe this is really happening. 64 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,393 Oh, It is. 65 00:03:35,419 --> 00:03:37,391 It's the publication of your very first comic. 66 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,393 - Our comic. - Oh, come on. 67 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,562 Excuse me, could we please get two copies 68 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,820 of the newest issue of Pit of the Perverse, please? 69 00:03:43,846 --> 00:03:46,400 We wrote and drew the main story in it. 70 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:49,370 Oh, from Pep Comics? 71 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:52,276 Yeah. We sent that bundle back. 72 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,344 You sent it back? How come? 73 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:59,719 Because I don't sell crummy smut like that anymore. 74 00:03:59,745 --> 00:04:01,570 It's disgusting! 75 00:04:01,596 --> 00:04:03,199 And un-American. 76 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,182 Go! Get gone! 77 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,432 You summoned me? 78 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:13,461 There have been allegations made against you 79 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:16,409 about an illicit kiss on Halloween night. 80 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:19,651 I... I don't know anything about that. 81 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:25,265 We're not upset with you, Cheryl. 82 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:28,441 You are at the mercy of a condition 83 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:31,448 that is beyond your control. 84 00:04:32,768 --> 00:04:35,805 Luckily, thanks to your father's status, 85 00:04:35,831 --> 00:04:38,424 we were able to work out a deal 86 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:41,315 that will save you from being ruined 87 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,424 by this accusation. 88 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,273 That is, provided you cooperate 89 00:04:46,299 --> 00:04:49,284 with the ongoing investigation at Riverdale High. 90 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:51,805 Is this related to what happened to Mrs. Thornton today? 91 00:04:51,831 --> 00:04:53,293 It's all of a piece. 92 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,990 Being a communist, 93 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:58,292 engaging in deviant sexual behavior... 94 00:04:58,558 --> 00:05:00,082 it's un-American. 95 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:02,245 It's corrupt. It's dissident. 96 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:05,312 I won't name names so you and your cronies 97 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:08,711 can rip apart my high school chums like the pack of ravenous jackals you are. 98 00:05:08,737 --> 00:05:10,752 Oh, no. We already have the names, Cheryl. 99 00:05:11,065 --> 00:05:13,754 Administration has compiled a list of students 100 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:17,502 strongly suspected of unnatural proclivities. 101 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,211 All we need you to do is corroborate the names 102 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,631 so we can shore up our cases against them. 103 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,088 And... 104 00:05:25,889 --> 00:05:28,159 so you can redeem yourself. 105 00:05:39,127 --> 00:05:40,581 And if I refuse? 106 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,096 What will you do? 107 00:05:42,122 --> 00:05:45,961 Honestly, you wanna send me away from this Godforsaken house? 108 00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,168 I would welcome the change of scenery. 109 00:05:48,194 --> 00:05:50,620 The further away from you and Mumsy, the better. 110 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:51,854 Cheryl! 111 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:58,760 If you refuse to cooperate, 112 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:04,088 you will remain under unwelcome scrutiny. 113 00:06:06,021 --> 00:06:07,252 Very well. 114 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:11,458 We will be forced to take away the one thing you truly care about. 115 00:06:11,602 --> 00:06:13,745 Your beloved River Vixens. 116 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,234 Anything but that, Daddy. Please. 117 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:21,213 Do not doubt our resolve, girl. 118 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,956 You have a choice to make. 119 00:06:23,474 --> 00:06:26,173 A choice that may very well affect the rest of your life. 120 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,525 - Daddy? - Mija. 121 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,746 Knock me over with a feather. What are you doing here? 122 00:06:52,772 --> 00:06:55,957 Our estrangement has been weighing on me. 123 00:06:56,772 --> 00:06:59,122 I thought it was time to come see you. 124 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,783 That may be partly true, Daddy, 125 00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:05,012 but you always have some ulterior motive. 126 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:06,879 Always. 127 00:07:07,199 --> 00:07:10,567 Well, I did want to give you this in person. 128 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:21,109 Why are you in the doghouse with Mom this time, Daddy? 129 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:24,265 Were you flirting with a script girl? 130 00:07:25,531 --> 00:07:27,490 Your mother is... 131 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,623 a bit peeved with me, yes. 132 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:33,445 You know how she can be about even the most casual flirtations. 133 00:07:33,827 --> 00:07:37,304 Thought it would be best for me to get out of town for a few days, let her cool off. 134 00:07:39,519 --> 00:07:42,093 But more than that, I wanted to see you. 135 00:07:42,827 --> 00:07:45,952 I wanted to see what your life is like in Riverdale. 136 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:47,639 Meet your friends. 137 00:07:49,632 --> 00:07:51,528 What do you say, mija? Can we drop the third degree? 138 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,679 Won't you give your dear old poppy a hug? 139 00:08:09,394 --> 00:08:12,730 www.subtitulamos.tv 140 00:08:17,025 --> 00:08:18,690 - Check. - No. 141 00:08:19,494 --> 00:08:21,261 Oh, peachy keen. 142 00:08:21,287 --> 00:08:22,810 You're all in one place. 143 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,706 Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my father. 144 00:08:25,732 --> 00:08:27,206 - Hiram Lodge. - How do you do? 145 00:08:27,232 --> 00:08:28,941 Please, call me Hiram. 146 00:08:29,087 --> 00:08:31,409 Mr. Lodge. Holy mackerel. 147 00:08:31,435 --> 00:08:33,495 You're even more dashing in person. 148 00:08:33,521 --> 00:08:34,691 What are you doing here? 149 00:08:34,717 --> 00:08:37,628 Isn't your show Oh, Mija filming right now? 150 00:08:37,654 --> 00:08:39,425 In fact, we're on hiatus. 151 00:08:39,683 --> 00:08:41,962 - Daddy, these are all my school chums. - Yeah. 152 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,511 - That's Betty. - It's so nice to meet you, Mr. Lodge. 153 00:08:44,537 --> 00:08:46,855 We're such big fans of your television program. 154 00:08:46,906 --> 00:08:48,318 Especially the first season. 155 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:49,998 It kind of went downhill after that. 156 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,987 Please. Enough Hollywood talk. 157 00:08:53,013 --> 00:08:55,055 Daddy wants to see 158 00:08:55,081 --> 00:08:57,300 what simple small town life is like. 159 00:08:57,326 --> 00:09:01,245 So for starters, he'll be joining our English class. 160 00:09:01,396 --> 00:09:04,661 Your principal, who's a fan of mine, 161 00:09:04,783 --> 00:09:07,062 asked me to be sort of a guest lecturer. 162 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:10,464 It's my understanding you're working on some dramatic scenes this week? 163 00:09:11,077 --> 00:09:12,854 Who's up to bat first? 164 00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:18,159 To be or not to be... 165 00:09:19,605 --> 00:09:21,276 that is the question. 166 00:09:22,579 --> 00:09:24,901 - Whether it's nobler to... - I'm sorry. I'm... 167 00:09:24,937 --> 00:09:26,722 I have to stop you right there. 168 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,800 Tell me. Julian, was it? 169 00:09:28,925 --> 00:09:31,860 Julian, do you even know what you're saying in this monologue? 170 00:09:31,886 --> 00:09:34,081 Well, I didn't grow up in Denmark, if that's what you're asking. 171 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,245 It's not. 172 00:09:35,271 --> 00:09:36,576 I don't care where you grew up. 173 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:37,966 Are you a man? 174 00:09:37,992 --> 00:09:40,211 - Course I am. - So was Hamlet. 175 00:09:41,506 --> 00:09:43,116 So be a man. 176 00:09:43,864 --> 00:09:45,691 Speak from your guts. 177 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,243 - To be... - No, no. 178 00:09:47,269 --> 00:09:50,589 You have to believe what you're saying. 179 00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:53,472 Hamlet was contemplating suicide. 180 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,456 You gotta find the truth in what you're saying, Julian. 181 00:09:58,604 --> 00:09:59,963 And never forget... 182 00:10:00,873 --> 00:10:03,003 words have power. 183 00:10:09,626 --> 00:10:11,846 How can I help you, Miss Cooper? 184 00:10:11,929 --> 00:10:13,904 Well, Principal Featherhead, as you know, 185 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:17,586 Mrs. Thornton was the faculty advisor for the Blue and Gold. 186 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,580 And now that she's... 187 00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:21,836 no longer with us... 188 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:23,646 I'm shutting down the Blue and Gold. 189 00:10:23,785 --> 00:10:26,605 - We no longer have the funds to support it. - What? 190 00:10:26,878 --> 00:10:28,917 We're a high school. We need a high school newspaper. 191 00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:30,089 Why is that? 192 00:10:30,268 --> 00:10:34,003 Well, to keep the students informed. 193 00:10:34,949 --> 00:10:37,675 Let's be realistic, Betty. 194 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:40,571 The Blue and Gold has never exactly qualified 195 00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:42,780 as hard-hitting journalism, has it? 196 00:10:42,806 --> 00:10:46,019 Well, not for a lack of trying on our part. 197 00:10:47,409 --> 00:10:49,347 You're a bright girl, Betty. 198 00:10:49,728 --> 00:10:52,644 Unlike most teenagers, you may, one day, 199 00:10:52,749 --> 00:10:54,901 have something important to say. 200 00:10:55,594 --> 00:10:57,667 But that day is not today. 201 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:15,582 They have all of our names. 202 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,587 I saw the list. Each of you were on it. 203 00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:19,884 And if I don't corroborate it, they're going to take the Vixens away from me. 204 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:21,520 I repeat, the Vixens. 205 00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:23,618 I can't believe your father's putting the screws to you. 206 00:11:23,644 --> 00:11:25,211 You can't confirm that list, Cheryl. 207 00:11:25,282 --> 00:11:26,631 Even if we're already in their crosshairs. 208 00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:29,001 Cheryl would never cave. Would you, babe? 209 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,165 Of course not. No. 210 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,551 But if I'm going to outmaneuver the powers that be, 211 00:11:33,577 --> 00:11:37,320 I have to figure out who started this particular witch hunt and why. 212 00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:38,485 Good question. 213 00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:41,314 Who stands to gain from getting you off the Vixens, Cheryl? 214 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,048 I can think of one witch 215 00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:46,384 who has always wanted to snatch my crown. 216 00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,631 Stop right there, you fake Judas! 217 00:11:52,657 --> 00:11:55,657 Oh, I don't know what you could possibly be referring to, Cheryl. 218 00:11:55,683 --> 00:11:57,655 Of course you do, Evelyn. 219 00:11:57,681 --> 00:12:00,839 You've always wanted to usurp me and claim the Vixens for yourself. 220 00:12:00,882 --> 00:12:03,944 I'd be a better leader and role model to them, that's for sure. 221 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:05,235 My God. 222 00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:07,181 How long have you hated me? 223 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,945 Since the beginning. 224 00:12:12,405 --> 00:12:14,392 Your accusations are baseless. 225 00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:16,202 You weren't even at the Babylonium on Halloween night. 226 00:12:16,228 --> 00:12:18,564 You couldn't possibly have seen me kiss anyone. 227 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:20,709 No, but I heard about it. 228 00:12:20,735 --> 00:12:22,962 And I did see you and your gal pal 229 00:12:22,988 --> 00:12:25,469 getting handsy at the diner. 230 00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:32,444 Mr. Andrews... 231 00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:35,297 it's come to our attention that Mrs. Thornton 232 00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:37,284 showed a particular interest in you. 233 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,733 Was she trying to indoctrinate you? 234 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:47,866 Mrs. Thornton was just helping me with my poetry, sir. 235 00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:51,237 That's all. She gave me some books to read. 236 00:12:51,263 --> 00:12:53,308 That's how the enemy operates, 237 00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:56,121 by poisoning impressionable minds. 238 00:12:56,147 --> 00:12:58,199 Soon they'll start questioning their leaders, 239 00:12:58,225 --> 00:13:00,029 even their own country. 240 00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:04,366 And then it's a slippery slope to civil disobedience and... 241 00:13:04,648 --> 00:13:06,311 revolution. 242 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,710 It's happening right now in Cuba. 243 00:13:10,879 --> 00:13:14,428 It must not happen in Riverdale. 244 00:13:15,783 --> 00:13:17,835 Well, it's not Grauman's Chinese, 245 00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:19,994 but this place is tremendous. 246 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:22,012 Well, I'm technically on duty, 247 00:13:22,038 --> 00:13:24,801 but I was thinking you might catch our afternoon show, 248 00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:27,447 then we can pick up something from Pops for dinner. 249 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,616 I love it. 250 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,342 The coming attractions are about to start. 251 00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:32,881 I'll just be out here manning the concession stand. 252 00:13:32,907 --> 00:13:36,053 A popcorn, please. Just a little butter. Thanks. 253 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,694 Let me ask you a question. 254 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,460 How well do you know that man? 255 00:13:45,935 --> 00:13:47,335 He's my father. 256 00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,887 Mr. Fieldstone, we have a crisis on our hands. 257 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,772 There's not a single joint in town that's carrying Pep Comics. 258 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,764 Yeah, it's happening all over the country. Not just here. 259 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,559 Where newsstands are being raided 260 00:13:58,585 --> 00:14:00,219 by holy rollers and cops. 261 00:14:00,263 --> 00:14:02,952 Entire bundles of comics are being returned. 262 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,780 - Selling comics isn't illegal. - No! 263 00:14:05,806 --> 00:14:08,694 But in the eyes of Joe and Jane Public, it's immoral. 264 00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:10,234 Thank you. 265 00:14:10,403 --> 00:14:12,121 It's like peddling pornography. 266 00:14:12,147 --> 00:14:14,434 I mean, we have moms calling other moms 267 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,499 telling them not to buy their Home Journal 268 00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:19,207 from any newsstand that sells crime or horror comics. 269 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,532 The world's gone cuckoo. 270 00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:22,608 You're telling me, freckles. 271 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,577 And when we get hate mail, 272 00:14:24,603 --> 00:14:26,680 it's more graphic than anything we've ever published. 273 00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:28,467 Gee willikers. 274 00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:30,944 Well, what are we gonna do, Mr. Fieldstone? 275 00:14:31,962 --> 00:14:33,573 We're gonna hunker down. 276 00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:35,350 We're gonna weather this storm. 277 00:14:35,447 --> 00:14:38,014 I'm gonna call all the other comic book publishers 278 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,867 and see how they're faring. 279 00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:41,304 Oh, Mr. Fieldstone. 280 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:45,717 I was wondering if it would be okay if I had a few copies of Pit of the Perverse Number 32. 281 00:14:45,743 --> 00:14:49,608 It's my first issue and I really need some for my personal collection. 282 00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:54,116 Sure... There's bundles over there. 283 00:14:56,705 --> 00:14:58,359 Holy smokes! 284 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,553 Oh, it's even better than I imagined. 285 00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:04,501 It's such a shame that no one's gonna get a chance to see it. 286 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,139 Yeah. 287 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:11,725 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 288 00:15:18,629 --> 00:15:20,631 It doesn't matter what my name is. 289 00:15:20,657 --> 00:15:25,116 I could be any of you, but I feel like a prisoner. 290 00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:27,155 Too young to make my own decisions, 291 00:15:27,181 --> 00:15:28,574 but old enough to recognize 292 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,960 that the world is a dark, fearful place. 293 00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:36,010 I'm speaking of my status as a teenager. 294 00:15:36,054 --> 00:15:37,967 Though we might not always have the right words, 295 00:15:37,993 --> 00:15:39,727 I want to know your dreams, 296 00:15:39,753 --> 00:15:42,539 your desires, your hopes and fears. 297 00:15:42,582 --> 00:15:44,488 This is your newsletter. 298 00:15:44,514 --> 00:15:46,717 This isThe Teenage Mystique, 299 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,893 a forum for all the thoughts and questions 300 00:15:48,919 --> 00:15:51,008 you're too scared to otherwise share. 301 00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:54,464 Send me your letters anonymously to the PO box below. 302 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,389 You can address them to... 303 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,233 The Girl Next Door. 304 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,718 What are you doing in here, Archie? 305 00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:20,054 Nothing, just... 306 00:16:21,558 --> 00:16:23,835 I was just doing some writing. 307 00:16:25,464 --> 00:16:27,161 Your principal called, 308 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,781 and told me about this business with Edith Thornton. 309 00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:33,685 Mrs. Thornton didn't try to indoctrinate me, Uncle Frank. 310 00:16:33,711 --> 00:16:36,281 That's not what I wanted to talk to you about, Archie. 311 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:40,890 You're not serious about all this poetry malarkey, are you? 312 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,164 I mean, it's fine if you want to write a poem 313 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,079 for a gal that you wanna get with. 314 00:16:45,123 --> 00:16:46,618 But beyond that, well, 315 00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:49,062 people might get the wrong idea about you. 316 00:16:49,797 --> 00:16:51,343 We don't want that. 317 00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:54,148 Especially not at a time like this. 318 00:17:05,883 --> 00:17:07,547 Mija, you're awfully quiet. 319 00:17:12,568 --> 00:17:13,774 Daddy... 320 00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:19,344 why is the FBI following you? 321 00:17:20,235 --> 00:17:21,637 One of their agents 322 00:17:21,681 --> 00:17:23,875 questioned me at the Babylonium. 323 00:17:23,944 --> 00:17:28,252 The FBI is investigating me as a possible communist. 324 00:17:29,254 --> 00:17:33,813 And why in God's name would they be doing that? 325 00:17:33,998 --> 00:17:37,406 Last summer, I took a trip to Cuba. 326 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,638 I remember. 327 00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:41,766 The FBI's claiming that I met with 328 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:44,287 dissidents and revolutionaries while I was there. 329 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:48,313 Of course I didn't. I was... I was buying cigars. 330 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,094 Is that why you came here to Riverdale? 331 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,690 To hide out? 332 00:17:52,716 --> 00:17:53,938 Yes, mija. 333 00:17:55,301 --> 00:17:57,195 But also because I need your help. 334 00:17:57,681 --> 00:17:58,929 A favor. 335 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,960 What's the favor? 336 00:18:02,192 --> 00:18:06,031 I need you to testify that we were in Cuba together. 337 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:08,516 That it was a father-daughter trip 338 00:18:08,902 --> 00:18:10,797 celebrating your confirmation. 339 00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:14,227 And that I didn't meet with any revolutionaries. 340 00:18:18,149 --> 00:18:20,108 I have to think about it, Daddy. 341 00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:22,927 I mean... I mean, of course I want to help you, but... 342 00:18:22,953 --> 00:18:25,477 but lying to the government... 343 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:28,533 That's... that scares me. 344 00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:32,063 Of course. You take all the time that you need. 345 00:18:32,307 --> 00:18:35,048 I'm meeting with a lawyer tomorrow in New York. 346 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:37,988 Hopefully, he can make this whole thing go away 347 00:18:38,014 --> 00:18:39,438 and you'll be off the hook. 348 00:18:39,974 --> 00:18:41,219 But if not... 349 00:18:43,983 --> 00:18:46,164 I know you'll do the right thing. 350 00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:04,556 Shouldn't you be in New York, 351 00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:06,046 bird dogging my father? 352 00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:07,290 My partner is. 353 00:19:07,352 --> 00:19:09,006 I've been assigned to follow you. 354 00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:12,618 How about you stop following the both of us, 355 00:19:12,662 --> 00:19:14,366 since you don't have a shred of proof 356 00:19:14,392 --> 00:19:17,212 to back up these sham claims of yours? 357 00:19:17,309 --> 00:19:19,659 Get in. I'll show you proof. 358 00:19:19,687 --> 00:19:21,033 But not here. 359 00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:36,734 Veronica? 360 00:19:38,905 --> 00:19:40,908 Now, despite what you may believe... 361 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:46,221 your father is not a good person. 362 00:19:46,321 --> 00:19:48,909 He's un-American. 363 00:19:49,392 --> 00:19:52,581 Now, while he was in Cuba, he met with Vidal Maestro, 364 00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:55,174 who's someone we've been tracking for a while now. 365 00:19:56,854 --> 00:19:59,268 A revolutionary who's got big, scary ideas 366 00:19:59,294 --> 00:20:00,846 about taking over Cuba. 367 00:20:01,384 --> 00:20:02,909 Then the free world. 368 00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:13,315 Archie, how did you even find me? 369 00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:17,213 Honestly, your name's in the phone book. 370 00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:20,518 Of course. 371 00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:22,500 Well... 372 00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:24,143 as you can see, 373 00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,824 I'm moving. 374 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,018 Well, where you going, Mrs. T? 375 00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,885 I have a job waiting for me 376 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,385 at the public library in Greendale. 377 00:20:33,411 --> 00:20:35,581 It's just volunteer, 378 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,471 but they're less judgmental across Sweetwater River. 379 00:20:43,831 --> 00:20:47,307 I wish I knew how to make sense of everything that's happening in the world. 380 00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:54,070 I have something. 381 00:20:54,372 --> 00:20:55,541 It might help. 382 00:21:00,324 --> 00:21:04,187 It's a play written by Arthur Miller... 383 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,923 _ 384 00:21:05,949 --> 00:21:09,672 which might help you understand these strange times 385 00:21:09,698 --> 00:21:11,570 that we find ourselves in. 386 00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:15,641 That's perfect timing, Mrs. T. 387 00:21:16,374 --> 00:21:19,227 I need to present a dramatic scene for class this week. 388 00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:23,219 I was gonna do Biff's monologue from Death of a Salesman. 389 00:21:24,890 --> 00:21:28,067 Well, you are a Biff type. 390 00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:33,180 But you're so much more, including a wonderful writer. 391 00:21:34,138 --> 00:21:36,852 Words have power, Archie. 392 00:21:37,409 --> 00:21:38,961 Use them for good 393 00:21:39,025 --> 00:21:41,781 to make the world a better, freer place. 394 00:21:50,003 --> 00:21:51,309 Would you like a snack? 395 00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:53,656 - I'm okay. - Okay. 396 00:22:27,692 --> 00:22:29,341 I feel as if I can't breathe. 397 00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:31,817 Like, like the walls are closing in on me. 398 00:22:31,861 --> 00:22:34,307 Can I really relinquish my Vixens to some 399 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:37,344 wretched, power hungry she-hag like Evelyn Evernever? 400 00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:39,330 I have to focus on the greater good. 401 00:22:39,356 --> 00:22:42,841 - But what is the greater good? - Cheryl, we've been talking. 402 00:22:43,002 --> 00:22:46,341 And we have a plan that could possibly short circuit this witch hunt. 403 00:22:46,557 --> 00:22:48,424 At least in the short term. 404 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,346 What's the plan? 405 00:22:50,404 --> 00:22:52,323 We would play pretend. 406 00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:54,884 We make people believe that you're dating Kevin 407 00:22:54,927 --> 00:22:56,547 and that I'm dating Clay. 408 00:22:56,573 --> 00:22:59,541 That would take the wind out of this inquisition. 409 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,190 Hopefully until graduation. 410 00:23:02,079 --> 00:23:05,346 And privately, we can be exactly who we are. 411 00:23:09,547 --> 00:23:13,516 Toni, hiding your true self and pretending to be something you're not 412 00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:16,758 goes against every fiber of your being. 413 00:23:17,745 --> 00:23:21,234 Isn't such play acting a betrayal of everything you stand for? 414 00:23:22,163 --> 00:23:23,383 It is. 415 00:23:23,888 --> 00:23:25,266 But for you, 416 00:23:25,468 --> 00:23:27,125 for all our sakes... 417 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,273 I can live with that. 418 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,542 _ 419 00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:59,272 Mija, what are you doing up this hour? 420 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,054 Waiting for you. 421 00:24:03,729 --> 00:24:05,184 How was New York? 422 00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:08,825 Not as productive as I would have liked. 423 00:24:10,815 --> 00:24:12,426 I'm going to be named. 424 00:24:13,148 --> 00:24:16,817 I thought I could buy my way out of this debacle, 425 00:24:17,597 --> 00:24:18,848 but I can't. 426 00:24:21,798 --> 00:24:24,325 - Which means... - You need me to lie. 427 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:28,564 Because you weren't in Cuba to buy cigars. 428 00:24:28,590 --> 00:24:29,674 Of course I was. 429 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:30,825 Maybe. 430 00:24:31,395 --> 00:24:33,137 But while you were there, 431 00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:35,262 you went to a party at the Tropicana. 432 00:24:35,654 --> 00:24:36,793 Didn't you? 433 00:24:36,819 --> 00:24:39,629 A party that Vidal Maestro also attended. 434 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,208 And don't bother lying. I saw the picture. 435 00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:46,762 It's possible that we were both at the Tropicana on the same night, 436 00:24:46,866 --> 00:24:49,086 - but I was not there for him. - No. 437 00:24:50,176 --> 00:24:53,715 No, by the looks of it, you were there for some blonde honey. 438 00:24:54,355 --> 00:24:55,918 Is that her name, Daddy? 439 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,059 Honey? 440 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,598 No. 441 00:25:03,725 --> 00:25:04,900 It's Kelly. 442 00:25:07,527 --> 00:25:09,989 What is she, your mistress? 443 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:19,447 Why don't you just tell the FBI that that's why you were in Cuba? 444 00:25:20,191 --> 00:25:25,611 Because I signed a morality clause with the studio. 445 00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:27,643 So yes, 446 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:30,377 I do need you, Veronica. 447 00:25:31,010 --> 00:25:32,807 The family needs you. 448 00:25:33,085 --> 00:25:35,049 And if you don't corroborate my story, 449 00:25:35,986 --> 00:25:37,533 we would lose everything. 450 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,197 But I already lost everything, Daddy. 451 00:25:43,071 --> 00:25:44,812 You sent me away 452 00:25:45,113 --> 00:25:47,246 from everyone I knew. 453 00:25:47,272 --> 00:25:50,796 You banished me to this place where I knew no one 454 00:25:50,822 --> 00:25:52,760 and where I had nothing. 455 00:25:53,225 --> 00:25:56,939 You taught me that I can survive losing everything. 456 00:25:57,093 --> 00:25:58,932 The worst happening. 457 00:25:59,888 --> 00:26:02,325 The real question is, can you? 458 00:26:04,611 --> 00:26:06,336 This isn't about protecting me. 459 00:26:06,362 --> 00:26:08,451 It's about your precious show. 460 00:26:08,512 --> 00:26:11,510 Because that is all you've ever cared about. 461 00:26:11,576 --> 00:26:15,244 Maybe you shouldn't be asking me for a favor right now, Daddy. 462 00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:18,705 Maybe instead, you should be asking me for mercy. 463 00:27:10,332 --> 00:27:13,930 This is from the end of, 464 00:27:14,448 --> 00:27:16,938 Arthur Miller's play, The Crucible. 465 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,958 Which is about a town 466 00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:22,438 that's ripped apart by lies and accusations. 467 00:27:22,526 --> 00:27:25,477 And one man, John Proctor, 468 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:30,555 he struggles to do what's right in a... in a crazy world, 469 00:27:31,312 --> 00:27:32,946 at a crazy time. 470 00:27:34,244 --> 00:27:36,876 But he can't deny who he is. 471 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:42,536 And he can't forsake his name and sign a false accusation. 472 00:27:54,077 --> 00:27:55,686 You cannot use me. 473 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,951 I'm John Proctor. 474 00:27:59,601 --> 00:28:01,162 You cannot use me. 475 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:05,498 Mr. Proctor, I must have good and legal proof that... 476 00:28:05,542 --> 00:28:07,022 You are the high court! 477 00:28:07,065 --> 00:28:08,632 Your word is good enough! 478 00:28:10,851 --> 00:28:14,553 Tell them, tell them... Tell them, I confessed myself. 479 00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:17,989 Say Proctor broke to his knees and wept like a woman. 480 00:28:18,015 --> 00:28:20,701 Why? Explain to me, Mr. Proctor, why you will not. 481 00:28:20,727 --> 00:28:22,982 Because it is my name! 482 00:28:24,076 --> 00:28:27,036 And I cannot have another in my life! 483 00:28:29,392 --> 00:28:33,943 Because I lie and I sign myself to lies. 484 00:28:34,723 --> 00:28:36,377 Because I am not worth 485 00:28:36,403 --> 00:28:40,006 the dust on the feet of them that you have hanged. 486 00:28:41,431 --> 00:28:45,232 How can I live without my name? 487 00:28:48,077 --> 00:28:50,053 I've given you my soul. 488 00:28:50,787 --> 00:28:52,397 Leave me my name. 489 00:28:52,504 --> 00:28:53,529 Cheryl. 490 00:28:53,555 --> 00:28:56,184 I have told Dr. Werthers and Principal Featherhead 491 00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:58,061 all about our discussion, 492 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,107 and how it would be in your best interest 493 00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:02,756 to cooperate with our investigation. 494 00:29:09,537 --> 00:29:10,764 Never. 495 00:29:12,087 --> 00:29:14,076 - Cheryl... - The work you're doing here is dirty, 496 00:29:14,102 --> 00:29:15,529 and I won't be a party to it. 497 00:29:15,555 --> 00:29:17,566 You're willing to risk losing the Vixens? 498 00:29:17,592 --> 00:29:20,678 I couldn't sign that piece of paper and then lead them in good conscience. 499 00:29:20,704 --> 00:29:23,141 Therefore, I, Cheryl Blossom, 500 00:29:23,202 --> 00:29:25,117 hereby and willingly 501 00:29:25,143 --> 00:29:28,436 renounce my stewardship of the River Vixens. 502 00:29:30,534 --> 00:29:33,276 Now, if you'll excuse me, 503 00:29:33,484 --> 00:29:35,922 my boyfriend, Kevin Keller, and I 504 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,482 are going on a double date. 505 00:29:37,574 --> 00:29:41,317 With Toni Topaz and her boyfriend, Clay Walker. 506 00:29:42,221 --> 00:29:43,381 Toodles. 507 00:29:46,977 --> 00:29:49,459 In the end, I did what needed to be done. 508 00:29:50,109 --> 00:29:52,010 Well, we're incredibly grateful, Cheryl. 509 00:29:52,036 --> 00:29:54,147 We know how much the Vixens mean to you. 510 00:29:54,777 --> 00:29:55,850 Yeah. 511 00:29:56,217 --> 00:29:59,221 In a just world, a young woman should be able to love 512 00:29:59,264 --> 00:30:02,014 who she chooses and be a cheerleader, but... 513 00:30:02,822 --> 00:30:04,982 clearly we don't live in a just world. 514 00:30:05,711 --> 00:30:08,623 So when given the unspeakable choice... 515 00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:10,842 there was no choice. 516 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:13,584 This is so wrong. 517 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,154 All of it. 518 00:30:15,532 --> 00:30:17,363 It's just wrong. 519 00:30:17,389 --> 00:30:20,546 But I... I do take some comfort 520 00:30:20,590 --> 00:30:23,037 in the fact that without the added scrutiny 521 00:30:23,063 --> 00:30:25,428 of being captain of the River Vixens, 522 00:30:25,849 --> 00:30:29,842 at least with you three, I can continue living my truth. 523 00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:32,036 And may Evelyn Evernever 524 00:30:32,088 --> 00:30:35,037 fall off the top of the Vixen pyramid and break her scrawny neck. 525 00:30:47,463 --> 00:30:49,937 That was quite the performance, Archie. 526 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,250 Thanks, Veronica. 527 00:30:55,276 --> 00:30:57,516 And your scene today 528 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,071 gave me a lot to think about. 529 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:03,734 So, thank you for that, Mr. Proctor. 530 00:31:28,371 --> 00:31:31,150 I hear you've got Pit of the Perverse Number 32. 531 00:31:31,176 --> 00:31:32,438 Maybe I do. 532 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,173 It's pretty hot issue. 533 00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:35,587 How hot? 534 00:31:36,672 --> 00:31:39,327 So hot you're gonna burn your fingertips. 535 00:31:39,363 --> 00:31:41,819 Cover price is 10 cents, but I'm going to need 25. 536 00:31:41,845 --> 00:31:43,423 - Twenty? - No. 537 00:31:44,590 --> 00:31:45,775 Fine. 538 00:31:49,890 --> 00:31:51,108 Pit 32. 539 00:31:58,614 --> 00:32:00,382 I told you, Sheriff. 540 00:32:00,408 --> 00:32:04,392 I knew someone was supplying my adventure scouts with comic books. 541 00:32:04,478 --> 00:32:07,236 Jig's up, Jughead. Hand 'em over. 542 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,517 Well, it was a gas while it lasted. Huh? 543 00:32:15,646 --> 00:32:17,257 At least we made a few bucks. 544 00:32:17,316 --> 00:32:19,290 And you got your comic book out there. 545 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:22,519 How do you feel, now that you're a legit published artist? 546 00:32:22,887 --> 00:32:23,994 Proud. 547 00:32:24,496 --> 00:32:26,194 I'm really, really proud of myself. 548 00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:27,499 You should be. 549 00:32:27,543 --> 00:32:30,241 It's a really swell comic book. Here. 550 00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:35,665 - God bless America. - God bless America. 551 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,538 There's a new episode of Oh, Mija premiering tonight. 552 00:32:48,825 --> 00:32:50,945 - I don't suppose you'd like to... - If you'll excuse me, Daddy, 553 00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:52,140 I'm gonna take this into my room. 554 00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:55,273 I have to finish memorizing a monologue for school tomorrow. 555 00:33:11,008 --> 00:33:12,268 Excuse me. 556 00:33:13,695 --> 00:33:16,237 Are you Archie Andrews? 557 00:33:17,682 --> 00:33:20,089 I am. Yes. 558 00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:22,027 I'm Geraldine Grundy. 559 00:33:22,247 --> 00:33:24,886 I'm taking over from Mrs. Thornton's class. 560 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,234 I hear you're a wonderful poet. 561 00:33:28,331 --> 00:33:30,028 You... You did? 562 00:33:30,054 --> 00:33:33,050 Mrs. Thornton was my mentor at Mount Holyoke. 563 00:33:34,335 --> 00:33:36,378 She said you were very special. 564 00:33:39,005 --> 00:33:43,253 - Well, Mrs. Thornton's the best. - She is... the best. 565 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:46,277 I'm no Mrs. Thornton, 566 00:33:47,251 --> 00:33:49,818 but if you would like to continue 567 00:33:49,886 --> 00:33:51,583 working on your poetry with someone, 568 00:33:51,627 --> 00:33:54,214 I would... be happy to help. 569 00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:58,385 Yeah, 570 00:33:58,933 --> 00:34:03,527 but, maybe we could keep it quiet in between us? 571 00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:08,019 There's a lot of people who don't like the idea of me writing poetry. 572 00:34:08,706 --> 00:34:12,706 My uncle, who's also my basketball coach, for one. 573 00:34:12,732 --> 00:34:13,907 I understand. 574 00:34:14,956 --> 00:34:17,566 Yeah. It could be our little secret. 575 00:34:18,034 --> 00:34:19,170 Archie... 576 00:34:19,196 --> 00:34:21,285 Have you ever met a real poet? 577 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,870 Oh, gosh, no. No. 578 00:34:25,254 --> 00:34:26,972 Don't they all live in New York? 579 00:34:28,145 --> 00:34:29,275 No. 580 00:34:29,429 --> 00:34:30,909 Not all of them. 581 00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:33,078 My husband is a poet, 582 00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:35,175 and he lives here with me. 583 00:34:35,201 --> 00:34:38,428 If you like, I can give you a collection of his poetry for you to read. 584 00:34:38,454 --> 00:34:39,902 Well, sure. 585 00:34:40,701 --> 00:34:43,292 That sounds swell, Mrs. Grundy. Thank you. 586 00:34:49,728 --> 00:34:50,985 This is all of it. 587 00:34:51,011 --> 00:34:53,645 Everything we confiscated from Jughead and Ethel's, 588 00:34:53,689 --> 00:34:56,469 and the news dealers that are still 589 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,266 peddling comic books. 590 00:34:58,392 --> 00:35:00,264 We have failed, gentlemen. 591 00:35:00,384 --> 00:35:02,889 We have not yet been persuasive enough 592 00:35:02,915 --> 00:35:05,464 in our crusade against comic books. 593 00:35:05,490 --> 00:35:09,633 So now the days of half measures are over. 594 00:35:11,238 --> 00:35:14,485 I believe now is the moment for... 595 00:35:15,306 --> 00:35:17,149 full measures. 596 00:35:17,628 --> 00:35:19,360 You have something in mind? 597 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,930 Oh, yes. 598 00:35:25,111 --> 00:35:26,939 The scene I'll be performing today 599 00:35:26,965 --> 00:35:31,157 is a monologue from King Lear by William Shakespeare. 600 00:35:31,368 --> 00:35:34,436 Lear has asked his daughter, Cordelia, 601 00:35:34,462 --> 00:35:36,645 to profess her love for him. 602 00:35:36,671 --> 00:35:40,066 To prove her devotion to him. 603 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,329 Unhappy that I am... 604 00:35:54,364 --> 00:35:58,524 I cannot heave my heart into my mouth. 605 00:36:00,121 --> 00:36:02,001 I love Your Majesty. 606 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,621 According to my bond. 607 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,876 No more nor less. 608 00:36:09,545 --> 00:36:10,850 Good my Lord, 609 00:36:13,218 --> 00:36:15,100 you have begot me, 610 00:36:16,349 --> 00:36:17,481 bred me, 611 00:36:19,628 --> 00:36:20,865 loved me. 612 00:36:21,858 --> 00:36:25,912 I return those duties back as are right fit. 613 00:36:27,573 --> 00:36:28,944 Obey you, 614 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:31,310 love you... 615 00:36:32,304 --> 00:36:33,479 and most... 616 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,787 honor you. 617 00:36:37,009 --> 00:36:39,670 Sure, I shall never marry like my sisters. 618 00:36:40,022 --> 00:36:41,951 To love my father all. 619 00:36:41,977 --> 00:36:43,076 Hello, Daddy. 620 00:36:45,465 --> 00:36:46,779 What's that, mija? 621 00:36:47,264 --> 00:36:50,420 It's a signed affidavit which confirms that we went to Cuba 622 00:36:50,446 --> 00:36:52,928 on a father-daughter cigar buying trip. 623 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,475 Thank you, mija. 624 00:36:55,501 --> 00:36:58,027 If anything will help calm these troubled waters, 625 00:36:58,053 --> 00:36:59,489 it's your word. 626 00:36:59,515 --> 00:37:01,834 Well, I didn't do it for you. I did it for Mom. 627 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:03,323 And by the way, 628 00:37:03,349 --> 00:37:05,459 you have to be honest with her. 629 00:37:06,784 --> 00:37:07,916 About Kelly. 630 00:37:09,967 --> 00:37:11,870 And why are you asking this of me? 631 00:37:12,218 --> 00:37:15,553 You may not be a communist, but you are a philanderer. 632 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:19,701 And Mom does not deserve to be disrespected in that way. 633 00:37:20,077 --> 00:37:22,826 And trust me, if you don't tell her, 634 00:37:23,428 --> 00:37:24,584 I will. 635 00:37:27,529 --> 00:37:30,584 All right. I'll do it. 636 00:37:31,362 --> 00:37:33,589 You're also going to sign 637 00:37:33,615 --> 00:37:36,069 the Pembrooke's ownership over to me. 638 00:37:36,248 --> 00:37:37,809 Clear and outright. 639 00:37:37,853 --> 00:37:40,342 I need to know that I'll always have a home. 640 00:37:40,624 --> 00:37:44,076 Even if it's not in Los Angeles and not with you. 641 00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:49,365 Okay. 642 00:38:10,233 --> 00:38:13,062 Hi. I found this card in my PO box. 643 00:38:13,105 --> 00:38:14,367 Can you tell me what it means? 644 00:38:14,411 --> 00:38:16,326 Oh, we put those in the boxes 645 00:38:16,352 --> 00:38:18,918 when we can't fit all the mail in due to volume. 646 00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:21,325 - Volume? - Yeah. 647 00:38:22,058 --> 00:38:23,770 Someone's popular. 648 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,135 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 649 00:38:35,161 --> 00:38:36,379 Have a nice day. 650 00:38:36,405 --> 00:38:37,450 You, too. 651 00:38:40,243 --> 00:38:43,205 You and Daddy must have passed each other flying through the air. 652 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:48,541 Well, now that you mention it, Veronica, I did feel some turbulence. 653 00:38:51,424 --> 00:38:53,767 With more to come, I'm afraid. 654 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:57,767 What's happening, Mom? 655 00:39:00,245 --> 00:39:02,736 As soon as I get back to Los Angeles, 656 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,807 your father and I are going to hold a press conference 657 00:39:07,507 --> 00:39:10,685 announcing that the upcoming season of Oh, Mija 658 00:39:10,728 --> 00:39:12,557 will be its last. 659 00:39:17,157 --> 00:39:18,186 Yes. 660 00:39:18,547 --> 00:39:20,001 Your father will... 661 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:23,362 say a few words and... 662 00:39:24,185 --> 00:39:26,127 I'll say something like... 663 00:39:29,424 --> 00:39:32,103 "It has been the honor of my life 664 00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:35,991 bringing such joy and laughter 665 00:39:36,268 --> 00:39:40,554 into the homes of our fans far and wide. 666 00:39:41,329 --> 00:39:46,320 But after seven long seasons, 667 00:39:47,155 --> 00:39:49,335 I am ready for something new." 668 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,828 Which is the truth. 669 00:39:54,464 --> 00:39:56,328 Yes, I can imagine. 670 00:39:57,402 --> 00:39:59,726 What we are not going to announce, 671 00:40:00,728 --> 00:40:03,663 at least not until after the last episode airs, 672 00:40:05,609 --> 00:40:08,015 is that your father and I are getting a divorce. 673 00:40:14,572 --> 00:40:16,924 But what are you going to do, Mom? 674 00:40:17,012 --> 00:40:19,275 What, without the show or without your father? 675 00:40:20,278 --> 00:40:21,758 I'm not sure. 676 00:40:21,918 --> 00:40:24,338 But for the first time, in a... 677 00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:27,276 very long time, 678 00:40:29,671 --> 00:40:32,979 I'm excited for whatever the future holds. 679 00:40:33,714 --> 00:40:36,471 So one thing that I was thinking: 680 00:40:36,588 --> 00:40:38,893 what about an East Coast Christmas? 681 00:40:39,077 --> 00:40:41,213 It's been ages since we've done that. 682 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:43,987 Christmas in New York? 683 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:46,846 Just the two of us? 684 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,579 Just the two of us. 685 00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:08,578 Hey, Dilton, what gives? 686 00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:10,956 It's the kookiest thing, Jughead. 687 00:41:11,015 --> 00:41:12,669 Principal Featherhead put out the word. 688 00:41:12,695 --> 00:41:15,187 He's buying comic books off of us. 689 00:41:16,297 --> 00:41:18,562 Featherhead must be trying to dipsy-doodle us. 690 00:41:18,653 --> 00:41:20,961 What, first he bans 'em and now he wants to buy 'em? 691 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,641 What game is this? What... 692 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:25,000 Is Featherhead so desperate to get 'em off our hands? 693 00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:28,692 Who knows? But I've read these already, 694 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:31,477 so I figure, what's the harm? 695 00:41:32,969 --> 00:41:35,299 The dark truth behind principal Featherhead's actions 696 00:41:35,325 --> 00:41:37,852 wouldn't be revealed until later that night. 697 00:41:41,394 --> 00:41:43,179 How does a fire start? 698 00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:45,961 Sometimes, if you're not careful, 699 00:41:46,013 --> 00:41:47,836 right on your front stoop. 700 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,896 www.subtitulamos.tv