1 00:00:03,549 --> 00:00:07,830 www.subtitulamos.tv 2 00:00:08,178 --> 00:00:10,197 The sound of Northamptonshire is... 3 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:12,861 BBC Radio Northampton! 4 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:18,139 At seven o'clock with the latest BBC News 5 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,597 for Northamptonshire, I'm Phil Gabbitas. 6 00:00:20,617 --> 00:00:23,917 Police are tonight searching wasteland outside Kettering 7 00:00:23,937 --> 00:00:27,579 following the discovery earlier today of human remains. 8 00:00:27,817 --> 00:00:30,280 The body has yet to be formally identified, 9 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:31,837 but police have indicated 10 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:34,965 that the discovery is likely to be connected to three other murders 11 00:00:34,985 --> 00:00:37,209 in the county, thought to be the work of the so-called 12 00:00:37,258 --> 00:00:38,657 "Lonely Hearts Killer". 13 00:00:38,737 --> 00:00:41,037 A telephone number for anyone calling with information 14 00:00:41,057 --> 00:00:42,777 about the case has been released. 15 00:00:43,193 --> 00:00:47,030 It's 01632 960011... 16 00:00:54,649 --> 00:00:59,259 _ 17 00:01:00,641 --> 00:01:02,781 Oh, hello! 18 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,509 Hi. 19 00:01:04,601 --> 00:01:06,261 Took me by surprise. 20 00:01:06,281 --> 00:01:08,501 I know, yeah. It's weird, isn't it? 21 00:01:08,521 --> 00:01:10,301 - I... - I, er... 22 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,633 You go on. 23 00:01:11,653 --> 00:01:13,230 I was going to say, 24 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:15,421 I don't know if we're allowed to say our names. 25 00:01:15,441 --> 00:01:18,021 Yeah, no, I'm not sure, 26 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:21,265 cos the email said we had to keep things anonymous, 27 00:01:21,285 --> 00:01:23,015 what with everything in the news. 28 00:01:23,035 --> 00:01:26,009 Well, statistically, you're more likely to be killed 29 00:01:26,029 --> 00:01:28,361 by someone you know than a complete stranger, 30 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:30,671 so let's live dangerously, shall we? 31 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:31,970 I'm Edgar. 32 00:01:35,085 --> 00:01:37,280 You don't have to tell me if you're not comfortable. 33 00:01:37,571 --> 00:01:39,221 Vicky. 34 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:42,376 Hi, Vicky. Nice to e-meet you. 35 00:01:42,396 --> 00:01:44,600 Nice... Nice to meet you, too. 36 00:01:45,135 --> 00:01:47,261 So have you done one of these before? 37 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:50,216 I've done one in real life where you go along a line... 38 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,932 - IRL. - Sorry? 39 00:01:51,952 --> 00:01:54,421 Sorry, that's..., "in real life" is IRL. 40 00:01:54,441 --> 00:01:57,236 Yeah, where you jump along one every five minutes. 41 00:01:57,256 --> 00:01:59,460 - It's like musical chairs. - Exactly. 42 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,462 Though mine was more like "pin the tail on the donkey". 43 00:02:02,482 --> 00:02:04,493 Anyway, nothing really came of it, 44 00:02:04,513 --> 00:02:05,932 so I thought I'd try this. 45 00:02:05,952 --> 00:02:07,941 Well. I'm glad you did. 46 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,540 So am I. 47 00:02:09,641 --> 00:02:11,177 So, what do you do, Edgar? 48 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,945 I'm a landscape gardener. 49 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:14,701 I do designs and planting. 50 00:02:14,721 --> 00:02:17,941 Basically, the kind of thing you see on the Chelsea Flower Show. 51 00:02:17,961 --> 00:02:19,501 I love that. 52 00:02:19,521 --> 00:02:22,901 I've never been, but I... I used to love watching it 53 00:02:22,921 --> 00:02:26,309 on the TV and... I've always really loved gardening. 54 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:29,235 - Really? - Yeah, I put it as one of my passions. 55 00:02:29,255 --> 00:02:32,444 Well, that's a good start. What else is on that list? 56 00:02:32,464 --> 00:02:34,661 Well, that... that would be telling, wouldn't it? 57 00:02:34,681 --> 00:02:37,581 I've got to keep some of my feminine mystique! 58 00:02:37,601 --> 00:02:39,259 Absolutely right. 59 00:02:39,279 --> 00:02:42,382 So, how big's your plot? 60 00:02:43,547 --> 00:02:44,894 Sorry? 61 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,581 Your garden. 62 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,277 Do you want me to come round and give you a quote? 63 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:53,440 Oh, it's a... small patch. 64 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:56,341 Well, it's a window box, actually. 65 00:02:56,361 --> 00:02:57,594 Sounds great. 66 00:02:57,656 --> 00:02:59,251 I love a window box. 67 00:02:59,601 --> 00:03:01,861 So, how about you, Vicky? Do you work? 68 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,941 Yeah, I'm a carer. I was... 69 00:03:03,961 --> 00:03:07,336 I was a carer, and now I just do a little bit of volunteering 70 00:03:07,356 --> 00:03:10,563 at the local charity shop, so... that's me. 71 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:12,861 And do you have a family? What's your situation? 72 00:03:12,881 --> 00:03:16,635 Oh, I've got a brother who... moved to Canada a while ago, 73 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,628 and he's got two little girls now, so I'm an auntie. 74 00:03:19,648 --> 00:03:21,738 Cool. Whereabouts? 75 00:03:21,758 --> 00:03:24,461 Winnipeg. Yeah, I'm going to go over there, definitely, 76 00:03:24,481 --> 00:03:27,040 - once he gets settled. - How long's he been there? 77 00:03:27,298 --> 00:03:28,578 Six years. 78 00:03:31,801 --> 00:03:34,571 Anyway, tell me more about you, 79 00:03:34,591 --> 00:03:36,020 cos I'm wittering on. 80 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,141 Like I say, landscape gardener. 81 00:03:38,161 --> 00:03:39,861 I golf occasionally. 82 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:42,964 Er, music-wise, Dire Straits, Dylan, Simply Red... 83 00:03:42,984 --> 00:03:44,510 Oh, I love them. 84 00:03:44,530 --> 00:03:46,400 What's your favourite album? 85 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,400 Greatest Hits, probably. 86 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,232 Anyway, Vicky, it's been lovely to meet you. 87 00:03:52,252 --> 00:03:54,164 Oh, no, we've still got a minute. 88 00:03:54,184 --> 00:03:55,637 Well, 55 seconds. 89 00:03:55,691 --> 00:03:58,619 That's... that's half a lifetime in speed dating. 90 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,185 And you never know, 91 00:04:00,396 --> 00:04:01,713 I might be the one. 92 00:04:01,766 --> 00:04:05,992 Of course, but, if you go shopping for a new sofa, 93 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:09,621 for example, you don't just buy the first one you see, do you? 94 00:04:09,641 --> 00:04:12,940 You sit on a few first to get a feel for it. 95 00:04:13,198 --> 00:04:15,203 Some can be saggy... 96 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,379 You know? And some can be sleek and... 97 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:19,847 hard. 98 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:24,061 And some can be fluffy and comfortable 99 00:04:24,081 --> 00:04:26,200 and last you a lifetime. 100 00:04:26,412 --> 00:04:27,692 True. 101 00:04:28,881 --> 00:04:30,901 Anyway, good luck. 102 00:04:30,921 --> 00:04:32,901 I hope you make it to Canada someday. 103 00:04:32,921 --> 00:04:35,061 I will. Thank... thanks, Edgar. 104 00:04:35,081 --> 00:04:36,861 It's been... It's been really nice chatting to you. 105 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:38,273 You, too. I've really enjoyed it, 106 00:04:38,298 --> 00:04:40,974 and it's been good practice for the next one. 107 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,864 _ 108 00:04:49,961 --> 00:04:51,201 Hi. 109 00:04:56,955 --> 00:04:58,715 I'm really glad you came. 110 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:05,712 Right, victim number two! Good evening. 111 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:07,701 Hello there. 112 00:05:07,721 --> 00:05:09,461 This is weird, isn't it? 113 00:05:09,481 --> 00:05:11,360 Could you sit up for me, please? 114 00:05:11,508 --> 00:05:13,621 - Sorry? - Sit up a little, would you? 115 00:05:13,641 --> 00:05:15,694 The lighting is very poor your end. 116 00:05:15,714 --> 00:05:17,746 - Is that deliberate? - No. 117 00:05:19,226 --> 00:05:21,880 Maybe if I tilt... the screen back? 118 00:05:22,237 --> 00:05:24,551 - Is that better? - Marginally. 119 00:05:24,571 --> 00:05:27,781 Now, I have a brief checklist, if you don't mind my going first. 120 00:05:27,801 --> 00:05:30,661 Always best to have a plan, I find. So, you are...? 121 00:05:30,681 --> 00:05:33,401 Well, I thought we were supposed to keep things anon... 122 00:05:34,681 --> 00:05:36,158 Vicky. 123 00:05:36,841 --> 00:05:38,440 Victoria. 124 00:05:38,595 --> 00:05:39,726 Age? 125 00:05:39,987 --> 00:05:42,533 - Well, is that...? - A ballpark figure will do. 126 00:05:42,553 --> 00:05:45,593 I know you fillies like to shave off half a decade if you can. 127 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,102 No, I'd rather not say. 128 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:49,741 I'm as old as my gums 129 00:05:49,761 --> 00:05:51,561 and a little bit older than my teeth. 130 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,648 I'll... put 58. 131 00:05:54,668 --> 00:05:56,320 And location? 132 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:58,651 No, I'm not comfortable telling you that at the moment... 133 00:05:58,672 --> 00:06:00,831 For goodness' sakes, do I look like an axe murderer? 134 00:06:00,910 --> 00:06:03,972 I just need to know if you have direct transport links to Kettering. 135 00:06:04,552 --> 00:06:05,400 Yes. 136 00:06:05,489 --> 00:06:06,781 Well, that's fine, then. 137 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,781 Now, these you can answer in the order you like, 138 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,341 but I'd like to know the following. 139 00:06:10,361 --> 00:06:13,061 Occupation and salary, pastimes and interests, 140 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,400 family and domestic expectations. 141 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,861 Oh, you're very prepared, aren't you? 142 00:06:17,881 --> 00:06:19,338 I just... 143 00:06:19,441 --> 00:06:21,920 Anyway... I'm... a carer. 144 00:06:21,976 --> 00:06:23,340 Was a carer. 145 00:06:23,361 --> 00:06:27,198 And now I just work in a charity shop locally. 146 00:06:27,218 --> 00:06:28,821 Is that a salaried position? 147 00:06:28,841 --> 00:06:32,112 No, but I do get first dibs on every new bag that comes in. 148 00:06:32,132 --> 00:06:33,781 Sorry, what... What was your name? 149 00:06:33,801 --> 00:06:36,211 Norman Jenkins. Pastimes? 150 00:06:37,304 --> 00:06:40,741 I like to garden, walks, cooking... 151 00:06:40,761 --> 00:06:42,501 Standard stuff. 152 00:06:42,521 --> 00:06:45,381 Family-wise, I've got a brother who lives in Canada 153 00:06:45,401 --> 00:06:46,981 but, apart from that, 154 00:06:47,001 --> 00:06:48,932 I'm footloose and fancy-free, so... 155 00:06:48,981 --> 00:06:51,060 Yeah. Hang on, hang on. 156 00:06:51,522 --> 00:06:52,763 "Loose..." 157 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,807 and "free". 158 00:06:55,827 --> 00:06:57,141 Sorry... 159 00:06:57,161 --> 00:07:00,684 Norman, what did you mean by "domestic expectations"? 160 00:07:01,841 --> 00:07:04,524 I've recently been cut open from here to here. 161 00:07:04,544 --> 00:07:05,832 I'm sorry to hear that. 162 00:07:05,852 --> 00:07:07,920 No, don't be sorry. It saved my life. 163 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:11,465 I'm fitted with a pacemaker which regulates my heartbeat 164 00:07:11,485 --> 00:07:13,293 between 60 and 80bpm. 165 00:07:13,341 --> 00:07:16,112 However, my surgeon has warned me 166 00:07:16,139 --> 00:07:18,416 about energetic activities, 167 00:07:18,457 --> 00:07:20,560 including housework and... 168 00:07:20,616 --> 00:07:24,800 bedroom antics, so my enquiry about domestic expectations 169 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,887 has to do with that. Is that clear? 170 00:07:27,361 --> 00:07:29,901 But I think it's a bit soon to be thinking about... 171 00:07:29,921 --> 00:07:32,440 Suffice to say, I may not be able to... 172 00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:36,381 deliver on certain aspects of what you might be looking for. 173 00:07:36,401 --> 00:07:40,031 That's fine, thank you for being so honest with me. 174 00:07:40,051 --> 00:07:41,740 I appreciate it. 175 00:07:42,017 --> 00:07:46,003 I've had some big, life-changing stuff going on myself. 176 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:48,750 It's nice to talk about it, isn't it? 177 00:07:48,853 --> 00:07:51,101 I'm not lonely, if that's what you mean. 178 00:07:51,121 --> 00:07:53,585 Good. I'm pleased for you. 179 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,550 I am, a bit. 180 00:07:56,949 --> 00:07:59,096 Can I turn the tables now 181 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:01,425 and interrogate you? 182 00:08:01,601 --> 00:08:03,901 If you wish, yes. It's only fair. 183 00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:05,303 So, Norman, 184 00:08:05,628 --> 00:08:08,560 if we were going to go on a date, where would you take me? 185 00:08:09,768 --> 00:08:11,520 Oh. Good question. 186 00:08:12,251 --> 00:08:14,444 I suppose, off the top of my head, 187 00:08:14,653 --> 00:08:17,661 it would have to be Kensington Palace Gardens, 188 00:08:17,681 --> 00:08:19,741 Peter Pan statue. 189 00:08:19,761 --> 00:08:22,526 Mother used to take me there when I was a boy, 190 00:08:22,801 --> 00:08:24,621 every Sunday, once a month, 191 00:08:24,641 --> 00:08:26,901 before I was returned to boarding school. 192 00:08:26,921 --> 00:08:29,221 She'd buy me an ice cream with strawberry sauce, 193 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:31,261 "monkey blood" we used to call it, 194 00:08:31,281 --> 00:08:33,584 and then drop me off at the station. 195 00:08:34,044 --> 00:08:37,246 And I'd sob my little heart out all the way back to Surrey. 196 00:08:39,121 --> 00:08:40,838 That's so sad. 197 00:08:41,241 --> 00:08:43,021 Is your mother still with us? 198 00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:45,518 No, she died in 2014. 199 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:47,290 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 200 00:08:48,927 --> 00:08:51,087 I lost my mother last year. 201 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,901 It... untethers you, doesn't it? 202 00:08:54,921 --> 00:08:56,153 You... 203 00:08:56,893 --> 00:08:58,400 lose your bearings. 204 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:02,701 Do you think that you'd maybe like to... 205 00:09:02,721 --> 00:09:05,589 meet for a coffee sometime and talk about it? 206 00:09:05,609 --> 00:09:08,001 Certainly not. You look nothing like her. 207 00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:09,521 _ 208 00:09:13,561 --> 00:09:15,762 Oh, hello! I'm Manny. 209 00:09:17,441 --> 00:09:18,209 Vicky. 210 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:20,261 You look like you've lost a shilling and found a penny! 211 00:09:20,281 --> 00:09:21,458 Am I that ugly? 212 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,343 No, not at all! Sorry, no, I've... 213 00:09:24,921 --> 00:09:27,821 I've just had the rudest man. 214 00:09:27,841 --> 00:09:29,741 There's some nutters on here, aren't there? 215 00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:31,621 Well, you've only got to read the papers. 216 00:09:31,641 --> 00:09:33,847 Hey, my last one didn't go to plan either. 217 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:35,003 - Really? - Yeah. 218 00:09:35,136 --> 00:09:36,941 Screen comes up, there's nobody there. 219 00:09:36,961 --> 00:09:39,981 I just hear this voice off. "Sorry, I'm having a wee!" 220 00:09:40,127 --> 00:09:43,221 I said, "It's all right, love. "When you gotta go, you gotta go." 221 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,266 Then she comes out of the toilet, 222 00:09:45,286 --> 00:09:46,858 starts unloading the dishwasher! 223 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,644 - No! - I swear down! 224 00:09:48,664 --> 00:09:50,145 I said, "Are you not going to have a quick look, 225 00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:52,381 "just in case you've got Cary Grant sat here?" 226 00:09:52,401 --> 00:09:54,541 So, she comes over, puts her glasses on and goes, 227 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,741 "Cary Grant? More like Russell Grant!" 228 00:09:56,761 --> 00:09:58,155 Then she frigs off again! 229 00:09:58,175 --> 00:10:00,044 I-I like a cuddly man. 230 00:10:00,114 --> 00:10:03,574 Oh, well, you know, I go up and down, but it's hard, isn't it? 231 00:10:03,681 --> 00:10:07,461 My last date was after a mother rather than a partner. 232 00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,661 You never know who you're going to get, do you? 233 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:11,321 Mm, yeah, true. 234 00:10:13,043 --> 00:10:14,923 You've got lovely eyes. 235 00:10:16,681 --> 00:10:18,481 Thank you. 236 00:10:20,321 --> 00:10:22,021 So, do you work, Vicky? 237 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:23,808 Yeah, I'm a landscape gardener. 238 00:10:23,828 --> 00:10:26,453 - Really? - Yeah, I do designs and planting, 239 00:10:26,473 --> 00:10:28,864 the sort of thing you see in the Chelsea Flower Show. 240 00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:30,208 Wow! 241 00:10:30,561 --> 00:10:33,381 I was going to say something about a neat bush but I stopped meself. 242 00:10:33,761 --> 00:10:35,508 "Don't blow it, Manny!" 243 00:10:36,649 --> 00:10:38,901 Oh, it's nice to laugh. I haven't laughed in ages. 244 00:10:38,921 --> 00:10:40,725 Oh, yeah. It's the best medicine. 245 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:43,059 Even if nothing comes of these things romantically, 246 00:10:43,079 --> 00:10:45,621 I always try and have a bit of fun, but that's just me. 247 00:10:45,641 --> 00:10:47,941 You can't go wrong if you're straight up with people, 248 00:10:47,961 --> 00:10:49,694 do you know what I mean? Be honest. 249 00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:51,435 And if they like you, they like you. 250 00:10:51,455 --> 00:10:53,781 And if they don't, it's four minutes out your life. 251 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:54,994 Yeah. 252 00:10:55,961 --> 00:10:57,201 You're right. 253 00:10:58,681 --> 00:11:00,285 I'm not a landscape gardener. 254 00:11:00,305 --> 00:11:01,981 I just said it. I don't know why. 255 00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:04,421 I think it's a confidence thing. 256 00:11:04,441 --> 00:11:07,490 Oh, don't be daft, I'll talk to anyone, me. 257 00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,383 Well, you're not a traffic warden, are you? 258 00:11:10,192 --> 00:11:11,981 No. No, I'm... 259 00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:13,391 I'm nothing. 260 00:11:13,721 --> 00:11:15,741 Anyway, what do you do? 261 00:11:15,973 --> 00:11:18,588 I, Vicky, run a premium phone line 262 00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:20,653 for people trying to solve their Rubik's Cubes. 263 00:11:20,673 --> 00:11:22,276 - Honestly? - Swear down. 264 00:11:22,296 --> 00:11:24,549 People ring up. They've got three sides done. 265 00:11:24,569 --> 00:11:26,102 They want to know how to progress. 266 00:11:26,122 --> 00:11:28,953 Occasionally, I get the speed cubers phoning up with a DNF. 267 00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:31,024 - What's that? - "Did not finish". 268 00:11:31,044 --> 00:11:34,011 But, mainly, it's just taking Muggles through to self-completion 269 00:11:34,031 --> 00:11:35,580 using the Fridrich method. 270 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,581 You know, starting with your basic white cross, 271 00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:39,874 then inserting pairs of corners using OLL. 272 00:11:39,905 --> 00:11:42,341 Sorry, "orientation of last layer". 273 00:11:42,361 --> 00:11:44,455 I do go a bit geeky when I get on the subject. 274 00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:45,941 No, it sounds fascinating. 275 00:11:45,961 --> 00:11:47,926 And, how long are you on for? 276 00:11:47,945 --> 00:11:50,020 Average call time is 17 minutes. 277 00:11:50,261 --> 00:11:52,285 £1 a minute. You do the maths. 278 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,410 - £17. - Exactly. 279 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:56,247 Then you throw in your internationals, 280 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,861 your Chineses, your Thais... 281 00:11:57,881 --> 00:12:00,607 I only need to do 3-4 calls a day and I'm laughing. 282 00:12:00,627 --> 00:12:01,781 Sounds perfect. 283 00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:04,325 Well, it is. You see, I want to franchise it, 284 00:12:04,345 --> 00:12:05,975 get it on Dragons' Den. 285 00:12:05,995 --> 00:12:08,545 To me, it could be the next Trunki or Tangle Teezer, 286 00:12:08,565 --> 00:12:10,519 but I just don't think they'd get it! 287 00:12:10,706 --> 00:12:13,281 Well, the new lad they've got on, Steven, he might. 288 00:12:13,301 --> 00:12:15,301 You've got to get it on social media. 289 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,341 You can get everything on social media nowadays, can't you? 290 00:12:18,361 --> 00:12:19,581 You can. 291 00:12:19,601 --> 00:12:22,155 Including someone to have a bit of fun with. 292 00:12:26,881 --> 00:12:28,348 I wish I had a 293 00:12:28,719 --> 00:12:30,657 hobby that I could turn into a job. 294 00:12:30,677 --> 00:12:32,101 Oh, it's the best. 295 00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:34,345 But it does make it hard to meet people, so... 296 00:12:34,365 --> 00:12:35,621 Manny! 297 00:12:35,641 --> 00:12:37,545 Have you seen the key to the shed? 298 00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,381 I want to get the kids' bikes out for the morning. 299 00:12:39,401 --> 00:12:41,001 Yeah, I'll be down in a bit, love. 300 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,399 - Who's this? - No one. 301 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:47,062 It's just one of me cubers. 302 00:12:48,086 --> 00:12:50,306 You fuckin' liar! 303 00:12:50,349 --> 00:12:52,265 - You're doing it again, aren't you? - No! 304 00:12:52,383 --> 00:12:53,381 Listen! 305 00:12:53,401 --> 00:12:55,255 He's married, you sad cow! 306 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,690 Sorry, I didn't know, I... 307 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,006 Keep your desperate, clammy hands off. 308 00:12:59,026 --> 00:13:00,711 If I catch you sniffing round again, 309 00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:03,422 I'll find out where you live and I'll break your ribs! Do you hear me? 310 00:13:03,469 --> 00:13:05,312 - I've done it before. - She has. 311 00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:07,887 Piss off and get your own man, bitch! 312 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:10,227 _ 313 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,005 Oh, I'm really glad you came. 314 00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:17,439 Come in. 315 00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:21,079 Oh, you've opened it already. 316 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,661 It's a... 317 00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:25,821 bit of Dutch courage, I suppose. 318 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,512 Come in, sit down. I'll pour us a glass. 319 00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:40,773 Hello? 320 00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:42,761 Hello? 321 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:46,949 Oh, hello! Who have we got here? 322 00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,328 Oh, hi... 323 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,861 Oh, don't worry. It's been happening all night. 324 00:13:52,881 --> 00:13:55,261 I think they've put me on the wrong track 325 00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:57,061 because of my name, Lesley. 326 00:13:57,081 --> 00:14:00,553 It's one of those bi... polar names, isn't it? 327 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,895 Although it shouldn't be a problem in this day and age, 328 00:14:03,915 --> 00:14:06,141 what with all the mixing of the gender fluids. 329 00:14:06,161 --> 00:14:07,421 I suppose so, yeah. 330 00:14:07,441 --> 00:14:08,828 Anyway, I'm not a lesbian. 331 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,533 I'm not even bi... curious. 332 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,485 I can't imagine anything worse. 333 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,501 What's your name, lovey? 334 00:14:16,784 --> 00:14:17,779 Vicky. 335 00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:19,227 Aw. Vicky. 336 00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:22,061 Is that with a C-K-I, or a K-K-I? 337 00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:23,501 V-I-C-K-Y. 338 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:25,592 C-K-Y. 339 00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:27,023 Lovely. 340 00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:28,981 And do you go by Vicky, or Victoria? 341 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,653 Vicky, mainly. Victoria's a bit... 342 00:14:31,673 --> 00:14:33,714 Old-fashioned, yes. I agree. 343 00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:37,541 Although I do have a friend my age who's called Ivy, 344 00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:41,295 and she's got tattoos and a labia ring, so go figure! 345 00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,747 So, now... tell me, Vic, 346 00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:49,564 have you seen anyone who's Mr Right out there, 347 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,178 or are they all a bit...? 348 00:14:51,198 --> 00:14:53,637 Mr Lefts, as my mother used to say. 349 00:14:54,646 --> 00:14:56,786 "Mr Lefts". I like that. 350 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,083 No... 351 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,261 Yeah, I've found a couple of potentials maybe, 352 00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:03,582 but no-one's really jumped out at me. 353 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,207 Oh, well, I should hope not. 354 00:15:05,227 --> 00:15:07,661 I mean, that's the beauty about being online. 355 00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:09,481 Safety first! 356 00:15:09,761 --> 00:15:13,111 Did you hear they found another body this morning? 357 00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:16,061 Ring finger chopped off. 358 00:15:16,964 --> 00:15:18,741 It's terrible. 359 00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:21,379 You could be talking to the Lonely Hearts Killer. 360 00:15:21,399 --> 00:15:22,941 Oh, don't say that. 361 00:15:22,961 --> 00:15:25,812 Well, you can't trust anyone these days. 362 00:15:25,945 --> 00:15:27,729 I must tell you, though, Vic, 363 00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:30,461 I've been laughing with some of my other ladies 364 00:15:30,481 --> 00:15:33,501 about the descriptions that the guys give themselves, 365 00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:35,487 compared to what they really look like. 366 00:15:35,507 --> 00:15:37,047 - Do you know what I mean? - Yes! 367 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:40,300 My last one described himself as Cary Grant. 368 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,141 I thought, "More like Russell Grant." 369 00:15:43,225 --> 00:15:44,825 Priceless! 370 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:46,861 Mind you, we're just as bad, aren't we? 371 00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:49,492 I mean, you know, we say, 372 00:15:49,745 --> 00:15:51,680 "bubbly" when we mean fat, 373 00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:54,541 or "homely" when we mean a frump. 374 00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:57,804 "Lives life to the full" - ie, raging alcoholic. 375 00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:00,031 Or my favourite... 376 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,530 "footloose and fancy-free" - 377 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:05,241 meaning a totally empty existence. 378 00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:09,910 Now, what's your status at the moment, Vic? 379 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,334 Divorced, single, 380 00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:13,861 or are you married, looking for a bit of fun on the side? 381 00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:14,664 No. 382 00:16:14,832 --> 00:16:16,728 I've just never really found the time 383 00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:18,301 for a serious relationship. 384 00:16:18,923 --> 00:16:21,282 Ah, you're a career woman, like me. 385 00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:23,813 No, not really. I just... 386 00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:27,661 I was worried that, if I did find a man, 387 00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:29,973 he'd have to share me with my mum. 388 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,855 Sounds kinky. 389 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:34,837 No, no, not like that. It's just, up until recently, 390 00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:37,543 I've had to put her needs first. 391 00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,598 My dad walked out when we were little, 392 00:16:40,618 --> 00:16:42,021 so it was down to me, 393 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,815 and that was my life... 394 00:16:44,561 --> 00:16:46,705 through my fingers before I knew it. 395 00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:48,721 Aw... 396 00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:53,269 So, you found solace in food. 397 00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:55,341 No, not really. 398 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:59,848 Oh, we're so hard on ourselves sometimes, aren't we, Vic? 399 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:04,437 I mean, how many items of clothing have you got 400 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,527 that you can no longer get into? 401 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,221 Oh... 402 00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:10,992 One to five, five to ten, or 11 and over? 403 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:13,741 Five to ten probably, if I... 404 00:17:13,761 --> 00:17:17,374 Good. And, sometimes, Vic... 405 00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:20,421 when I'm slipping into the bath of an evening, 406 00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:23,672 I glance in the mirror and I think to myself, 407 00:17:23,692 --> 00:17:27,461 "What three words would I use to describe my body shape?" 408 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,501 Do you ever think that? 409 00:17:29,521 --> 00:17:32,116 And if so, what would they be? 410 00:17:32,481 --> 00:17:34,922 - So... what? - The three words. 411 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,810 Take your time. We've still got a minute left. 412 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,101 Sorry, what is this? What? 413 00:17:38,121 --> 00:17:40,074 Why are you writing everything down? 414 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,118 Vicky, 415 00:17:41,905 --> 00:17:44,221 what if I were to tell you 416 00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:47,581 that there is a brand-new miracle product 417 00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:50,021 that's just about to launch in the UK? 418 00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:53,781 It's a supplement, it's not food replacement, and I can... 419 00:17:53,801 --> 00:17:57,621 So, what, are you just trying to sign me up for a diet plan? 420 00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,442 Oh, no, we don't call it a diet plan. No, no, no, no. 421 00:18:00,462 --> 00:18:02,699 It's a gateway to a new you. 422 00:18:02,719 --> 00:18:04,949 - Have you got an email address? - No! 423 00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:07,778 Yes. But I'm not going to give it to you. 424 00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:10,438 - Why not, lovey? - Because you've tricked me. 425 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,061 I bet you deliberately put yourself down as a man, didn't you? 426 00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:15,342 Well, it is fish in a barrel. 427 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,407 I mean, 428 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:20,053 where else am I going to find an endless supply of ladies like you? 429 00:18:20,073 --> 00:18:22,061 What do you mean, ladies like me? 430 00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:23,603 Bubbly. 431 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,703 Now, I really do need your email so that I can... 432 00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:29,018 Fuck off! 433 00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,281 Hiya. 434 00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:44,071 Is that supposed to be funny? 435 00:18:45,201 --> 00:18:47,923 No, I'm really sorry. I've been trying to fix this 436 00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:49,571 for the past half an hour. 437 00:18:49,591 --> 00:18:51,738 I let my kids use my phone 438 00:18:51,789 --> 00:18:54,040 to watch LazyTown on CBeebies, 439 00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:56,081 and the next thing you know, ha... 440 00:18:57,441 --> 00:18:58,941 At least I'm not a turd. 441 00:18:58,961 --> 00:19:00,081 Ha... 442 00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:03,231 There's one that's a turd. 443 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,121 Sorry. 444 00:19:06,361 --> 00:19:09,061 I can keep fidgeting with my phone to try and turn this off, 445 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,246 or I can focus on talking to you properly? 446 00:19:13,391 --> 00:19:15,188 Or you can switch off now 447 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:17,341 and save yourself four minutes. I wouldn't blame you. 448 00:19:17,735 --> 00:19:20,535 Do you know what? It's fine. I'm not doing anything else. 449 00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:24,319 - Can I ask your name? - I'd rather not say. 450 00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:25,701 Yeah, OK, I'm sorry. 451 00:19:25,721 --> 00:19:28,005 D-Don't keep saying sorry, 452 00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:29,621 because you sound like me. 453 00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:31,758 What have you got to be sorry for? 454 00:19:31,778 --> 00:19:34,541 Oh. Daring to exist, according to most people on here. 455 00:19:34,561 --> 00:19:36,781 Yeah. Not easy, is it? 456 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:40,261 Being gazed at and picked over by half a dozen strangers. 457 00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:43,922 I've never done this before, and I don't think I'll bother again. 458 00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:47,142 - Why not? - It's just too painful. 459 00:19:48,149 --> 00:19:50,909 Confirms all the worst things that I think about myself. 460 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,010 Well, don't be like that. 461 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:56,334 I'm sure there's somebody out there for you. 462 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,981 Are you a man or a mouse? 463 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:00,146 Oh. 464 00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:04,452 - Sorry. - Fair enough. 465 00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:08,076 It's... 466 00:20:08,721 --> 00:20:10,221 Cheers to us, anyway. 467 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:12,161 To us. Cheers. 468 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:24,150 My name's Vicky, by the way. 469 00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,586 Jai, by the way. 470 00:20:27,641 --> 00:20:29,541 How old are your kids, Jai? 471 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,341 11 and 12. 472 00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:33,261 And they still watch CBeebies? 473 00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:34,712 Yeah. 474 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,645 What are their names? 475 00:20:37,081 --> 00:20:39,221 Sally and Lindsay. 476 00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:41,883 Like the actress? 477 00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:43,689 I suppose, yeah. 478 00:20:44,841 --> 00:20:45,920 I... 479 00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:49,352 used to sit my mum in front of CBeebies. 480 00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:51,604 She liked the colours. So... 481 00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:56,172 I know that LazyTown hasn't been on for... ten years. 482 00:20:58,225 --> 00:21:00,665 You put that filter on yourself, didn't you? 483 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,068 I don't have kids. 484 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,581 - The thing is, Vicky, I've got this... - I know. 485 00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,714 When you took a drink, I saw. 486 00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:16,421 Why don't you just turn it off, and we can talk properly? 487 00:21:17,801 --> 00:21:18,983 Yeah? 488 00:21:25,721 --> 00:21:27,626 That's better. 489 00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:32,018 So... tonight's been a bit of a wash-out, has it? 490 00:21:32,038 --> 00:21:33,311 Yeah. 491 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,001 Up till now, anyway. 492 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:42,101 I don't get to meet many women IRL. 493 00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:45,399 It's quite hard to put up with the stares and... 494 00:21:45,419 --> 00:21:48,341 Oh, tell me about it. I live on the top floor with no lift. 495 00:21:48,399 --> 00:21:51,143 - No, I mean, the... - No, I know what you meant. 496 00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:53,384 I was joking. 497 00:21:53,641 --> 00:21:56,145 You've got bants, Vicky's got bants. 498 00:21:59,321 --> 00:22:01,643 No, people react in different ways... 499 00:22:02,685 --> 00:22:05,285 I'm either the Invisible Man, or the Elephant Man. 500 00:22:06,881 --> 00:22:09,131 They either can't stop looking or... 501 00:22:09,565 --> 00:22:11,154 they don't see me at all. 502 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,542 Oh, that must be hard. 503 00:22:13,841 --> 00:22:15,849 I get overlooked as well. 504 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,720 No man, no job, 505 00:22:18,099 --> 00:22:21,144 unless you count being a carer, which most people don't. 506 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:26,901 So, this is me finally coming out into the world, like, 507 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:28,981 a flower starting to bloom, 508 00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:31,230 except no-one wants to smell me. 509 00:22:31,877 --> 00:22:33,277 I do. 510 00:22:35,241 --> 00:22:37,381 Sorry, I meant... That sounded weird. I mean... 511 00:22:37,401 --> 00:22:39,695 Oh, we've got 20 seconds left. 512 00:22:39,715 --> 00:22:42,581 - What can you say in 20 seconds? - OK. 513 00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:43,841 Hold on, wait. 514 00:22:46,342 --> 00:22:47,905 Check this out! 515 00:22:50,231 --> 00:22:52,043 Hope you've got a good memory, Vicky! 516 00:22:52,064 --> 00:22:53,232 Wait. 517 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:09,270 I made us a lasagne. 518 00:23:09,361 --> 00:23:11,341 I hope that's OK. 519 00:23:11,361 --> 00:23:14,059 Just with some salad and a bit of garlic bread. 520 00:23:14,775 --> 00:23:17,381 It's been nice having someone to cook for. 521 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,860 Mum always wanted tinned stuff, 522 00:23:20,248 --> 00:23:23,008 and it became quite boring after a while. 523 00:23:26,076 --> 00:23:27,426 Cheers. 524 00:23:28,269 --> 00:23:30,215 It's nice to see you in the flesh. 525 00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:32,661 Here's to no more masks. 526 00:23:32,774 --> 00:23:34,214 No more masks. 527 00:23:37,401 --> 00:23:38,742 So, 528 00:23:39,259 --> 00:23:41,091 how's Sally and Lindsay? 529 00:23:41,684 --> 00:23:44,556 Oh, yeah, they're tucked up in bed watching LazyTown. 530 00:23:45,361 --> 00:23:47,181 I'm glad to hear it. Do you want to sit down? 531 00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:48,476 Yes, please, thank you. 532 00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:51,795 So, 533 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:54,135 have you been working today? 534 00:23:54,198 --> 00:23:55,664 Cos I never asked you what you did. 535 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,581 Yeah. So, I'm in investments, so... 536 00:23:58,601 --> 00:24:00,568 buying, trading, selling. 537 00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:02,261 I'm actually going to get some Bitcoin soon, 538 00:24:02,281 --> 00:24:03,574 so I'm just running the numbers. 539 00:24:03,629 --> 00:24:06,581 - That sounds exciting. - Yeah, it is really exciting. 540 00:24:06,601 --> 00:24:07,750 Yeah. 541 00:24:08,121 --> 00:24:10,301 That's an interesting dress you're wearing. 542 00:24:10,321 --> 00:24:13,162 You're the third person I've seen wearing it this week. 543 00:24:13,641 --> 00:24:15,088 Really? 544 00:24:15,881 --> 00:24:19,081 Must be on sale or, like, at one of them charity shops, or something. 545 00:24:20,283 --> 00:24:21,462 No. 546 00:24:21,781 --> 00:24:23,325 It's... quite old. 547 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,380 It used to be one of my mum's, I think. 548 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,933 What makes you say that? 549 00:24:28,721 --> 00:24:30,201 I've got you a present. 550 00:24:38,192 --> 00:24:39,951 It's a mouse. 551 00:24:40,761 --> 00:24:42,981 To remind you of when we first met. 552 00:24:43,251 --> 00:24:45,301 Oh, that... That's lovely. 553 00:24:45,321 --> 00:24:47,088 Can I put it on you? 554 00:24:48,484 --> 00:24:49,683 Yeah. 555 00:24:49,913 --> 00:24:51,313 - OK. - Yeah? 556 00:24:53,641 --> 00:24:55,761 Would you turn around? 557 00:25:05,044 --> 00:25:07,041 I can smell you now. 558 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,307 That looks nice. 559 00:25:12,521 --> 00:25:14,931 Yes... Just going to get some crisps. 560 00:25:17,201 --> 00:25:19,301 You seem nervous, Vicky. 561 00:25:19,321 --> 00:25:21,767 - Do I make you nervous? - No. 562 00:25:24,401 --> 00:25:26,871 Well, as I said, I've not been on many dates, 563 00:25:26,891 --> 00:25:29,043 because of my mother and her condition. 564 00:25:29,747 --> 00:25:33,486 But... can't be going out for a romantic meal for two. 565 00:25:33,506 --> 00:25:36,235 It's easy when your mum's bag needs emptying every four hours. 566 00:25:36,255 --> 00:25:37,766 Sounds draining. 567 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,875 It was, literally. 568 00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:43,170 But she's passed, and so now 569 00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:45,247 I'm free to start a new chapter, 570 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,756 so... every cloud. 571 00:25:49,388 --> 00:25:50,928 Do you still have your mother? 572 00:25:51,066 --> 00:25:52,320 How do you mean? 573 00:25:52,629 --> 00:25:54,058 Is she still alive? 574 00:25:54,398 --> 00:25:55,912 Yeah, I think so. 575 00:25:56,241 --> 00:25:58,903 I don't think we ever really get... 576 00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:00,576 What are you doing? Stop! 577 00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:02,139 Sorry. Sorry! 578 00:26:02,198 --> 00:26:03,558 We haven't even had our food! 579 00:26:03,610 --> 00:26:05,381 Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. 580 00:26:05,401 --> 00:26:08,278 I thought I could skip a few steps, and it would still be fine... 581 00:26:08,298 --> 00:26:09,861 What do you mean, steps? 582 00:26:09,881 --> 00:26:12,292 All right, Vicky, I'm going to level with you, I've... 583 00:26:12,313 --> 00:26:15,460 I never quite knew how to get to the next step with women, 584 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,957 kind of, bedroom-wise, so... 585 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,527 - I did a pick-up course. - Course? 586 00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:22,187 Yeah, it gives you structure, 587 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,923 tells you to demonstrate higher value. 588 00:26:23,943 --> 00:26:25,989 That's why I was, like, talking about the Bitcoin stuff. 589 00:26:26,009 --> 00:26:28,061 And then, it tells you to throw in the odd neg. 590 00:26:28,081 --> 00:26:29,701 Sor... what's a neg? 591 00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:31,581 You know, like when I said your dress was shit. 592 00:26:31,601 --> 00:26:34,459 That was to make you, like, like me more, or something. 593 00:26:34,479 --> 00:26:37,432 I don't know why. I went to the toilet in that bit. I missed it. 594 00:26:37,841 --> 00:26:39,281 Oh. 595 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,805 That's... That's very disappointing. 596 00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:46,681 I think you've let yourself down, Jai. 597 00:26:48,597 --> 00:26:50,629 So, I've wasted my money on these, then? 598 00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:54,091 And the wine. Fuck's sake! 599 00:27:02,223 --> 00:27:04,063 I think I'm just going to... 600 00:27:05,699 --> 00:27:07,179 I'll set the table. 601 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:11,965 I'm not being funny, Vicky, 602 00:27:11,986 --> 00:27:13,352 but I don't even want the lasagne. 603 00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:15,603 It's not what I came here for, you know what I mean? 604 00:27:17,121 --> 00:27:19,933 I'm surprised that people are even thinking of 605 00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:22,607 going on dates at the minute, 606 00:27:22,955 --> 00:27:24,676 what with all this stuff in the news. 607 00:27:24,732 --> 00:27:28,602 They must be either very brave or very stupid. 608 00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:30,421 Are you negging me now? 609 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:33,644 No, no, it's just an observation... 610 00:27:46,121 --> 00:27:48,081 Lonely Hearts Killer. 611 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:51,521 I hate that name. 612 00:27:54,681 --> 00:27:57,172 Cos it makes me sound like a victim. 613 00:27:58,349 --> 00:27:59,739 And that's not me. 614 00:28:01,321 --> 00:28:03,830 And I refuse to end up like my mother. 615 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,261 Oh, God... 616 00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:08,525 There's so many nasty men out there. 617 00:28:10,561 --> 00:28:12,978 But there's one good thing... 618 00:28:13,431 --> 00:28:16,314 I've found about dating sites like these. 619 00:28:17,251 --> 00:28:19,571 If a person's not good enough for you... 620 00:28:25,401 --> 00:28:28,002 just... swipe left. 621 00:28:36,818 --> 00:28:41,885 www.subtitulamos.tv