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Take this exit for
Warwick, Rhode Island.

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Could you please keep
your eyes on the road?

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Relax. Got to look my best.

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This is my triumphant return.

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None of those jerks ever
thought I'd amount to anything.

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You haven't amounted to anything.

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What are you talking
about? I got the big house,

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- got the fancy cars...
- None of those things belong to you.

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The point is, my life turned
out better than theirs,

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and today is all about
shoving that in their faces.

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- Alba, get off my dress.
- Isn't it Jimmy's day?

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He's the one getting his number retired.

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How do you get your number retired?

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By being a baseball legend.

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I was gonna go pro, but I took
a full ride to Stanford instead.

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Stanford University?

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Yeah, I wanted the degree.

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You know, something to fall back on.

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So, what happened?

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Burned my ass off.

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How do you burn off your ass?

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What does that even mean?

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It was an accident, you know.

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We'd just won the division,

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celebrated too hard, fell
asleep with a lit cigarette,

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and it must've caught my pants on fire.

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My ass literally disintegrated.

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They couldn't even find the hole.

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All right, that's... we don't
need to talk about the hole.

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Lost my full ride,

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and next thing I know, I'm
hanging out at the drains

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- with the losers and the burnouts.
- Hey.

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I was a drainer. We weren't
losers. We were just independent.

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Look, I'm lucky my ass was
the only thing I lost that day.

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If Mickey wasn't there to
stomp it out, I might be dead.

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Look, let's focus on
the positive, all right?

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This is your day.

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You're gonna be up there on that stage.

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I'm gonna be right there next to you.

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Why are you gonna be up there?

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Oh, I'm gonna be presenting
him with a big check.

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Gonna kick-start the Jimmy
P. Shepherd Scholarship Fund.

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- With what? You have no money.
- None of those charity checks are real.

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It's just, like, this big
show to make people feel good.

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How's my hair?

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What's this place? I thought we
were going to a baseball game.

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Nah, that's tonight. This is Iguana's.

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It's where everybody hangs out.

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I'm not hanging out at a
bar called Iguana's all day.

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Come on, Chip, let's go for a walk.

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No way. I'm not trying to get murked.

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Chip, it's Rhode Island,
not Baghdad. We'll be fine.

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Hey, Jimmy Shepherd.

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I went to kindergarten with that guy.

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All right, let's go.

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Soak it in, losers.

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Mama's home.

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Huh?

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What's up?

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Ugh, what a dump.

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I don't like the look
of this place at all.

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Oh, relax, it's not
dangerous. It just sucks.

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You're too sheltered. You've
got to get out of Greenwich more.

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I just went to Martha's Vineyard.

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Right.

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I got to go to the bathroom.

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Wait, are you, uh...

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- I'll come with.
- No.

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Sabrina, please don't
leave me out here alone.

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Chip, there's nothing to be afraid of.

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Fine.

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I hope you pee your uterus out.

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Yeah, oh, this is our backyard.
It's just so much space.

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- Sometimes we think it's too big.
- Yeah.

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Then we're like, "No, it's not.
What are you talking about?"

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Anyway, th... th...
there's so many rooms.

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This is probably getting
boring. What about you, Pete?

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How, uh, h... how's that
bus driving going, huh?

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You got any new exciting
routes you want to talk about?

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Another round for us,
Shirley, okay? It's on me.

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- Where's Ben? I need his credit card.
- Yeah, I don't know.

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Oh, this is so cool.

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- I feel like I'm in high school.
- Mm.

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Whoa. Who's that stud?

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- Oh, that's Mike O'Meara.
- Well, who was he in high school?

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Was he prom king?

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No. He was a psychopath.

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He one time ripped a man's ears off.

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He's cute.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, you got to be kidding
me. Ipp Deluca's here?

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What? Who's Ipp Deluca?

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He's only like the
biggest scumbag in Warwick.

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Real piece of garbage.

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- Good friend of mine.
- Ah.

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What's wrong with you?

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I was mugged.

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I told you not to leave me alone.

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I was gone for, like, two minutes.

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These hoodlums, they
came out of nowhere.

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They were yelling, they were screaming.

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They took my shoes.

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- Well, why didn't you fight back?
- Are you out of your mind?

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They were animals.

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I wouldn't have stood a chance.

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Come on, let's just go wait in the car.

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I'm not gonna go sit in a hot
car like some teen mom's baby.

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Sabrina, I was just attacked!

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I'm hungry.

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A pitcher's ass is
like a nuclear reactor,

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it's the power center.

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Everything flows through it.

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I thought pitchers used their arms?

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No, that's a common misconception.

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All pitching comes
directly from the ass.

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What's that?

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I'm packing a lipper.

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It's a baseball thing. I'm
feeling a little nostalgic.

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You know I still hold the
strikeout record, right?

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That's awesome.

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You must've had a really nice butt.

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Yeah. Looked like a Clydesdale.

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I can see her booby.

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I feel like you're a bit
too young for this game, but

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the damage is already done.

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Let's see if we can
get this other nipple.

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Jimmy Shepherd.

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Oh, Ipp Deluca.

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- I thought you were in prison.
- I'm in and out.

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I heard your number's getting
retired. Congratulations.

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- This guy is the best pitcher I'd ever seen.
- Thanks, Ipp.

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- That means a lot.
- Until my kid. He's way better.

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- Is he?
- Yeah, Ipp Jr.

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You should see the ass on this kid.

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It's the size of a jukebox.

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- That's where all the power comes from.
- That's right, kid.

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Sorry. Sensitive subject.

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- No, it's not.
- Yeah?

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- I've made peace with my past.
- Good, that's good.

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'Cause he's gonna shatter
your strikeout record, too.

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Yeah? Well, a lot can
happen. It's a long season.

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How many does he need?

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One.

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I'm happy for him.

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Will you look at this sack of garbage?

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Ipp Deluca!

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I thought you'd be dead by now.

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Honestly, I'm... genuinely
surprised you're still alive.

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Mickey Molng. You two
are still together?

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Yeah.

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I mean...

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- So you never told him...
- Wait. Do you need a beer?

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- Let's get you a new beer.
- No, I'm good. I got one.

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I know, but I don't like to
start a fresh conversation

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- without fresh beers in my hand.
- I'm fine.

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- Don't... Come on,
- No, it's fine.

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come on, let's go.

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Huh.

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The hell are you doing?

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Keep your mouth shut. We had a deal.

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I can't believe he still doesn't know.

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Yeah, well, he doesn't
and he can't know now.

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Too much time has gone by.

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It'd be a whole thing.

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You look different, like a
fancy newscaster or something.

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It's because I'm very well off now.

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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

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Put truffles on everything.

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And, by the way, uh,
money did make me happy.

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It's a myth that it doesn't.

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- Hmm. Interesting.
- Mm-hmm.

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How about you pay me
to keep my mouth shut?

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- What?
- Seem like you could afford it.

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Well, obviously, I can afford it.

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It's not about not
being able to afford it.

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Damn it. How much are we talking?

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I don't know. $25,000?

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Shut your mouth. Are you crazy?

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- Get out of here. I'm not paying you a dime.
- All right.

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- Get out of here.
- All right, all right.

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Then I am gonna tell Jimmy

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that you're the one who burnt his ass.

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You got one hour to decide.

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- What are you guys deciding?
- We're not deciding. Why... why... ?

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Stop eavesdropping on
me and my conversations.

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You got any quarters?

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Ben's a jack away from
uncovering the vagina.

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- It was this big baseball party...
- Uh-huh.

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Me and Ipp sneak off to the bedroom.

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We wanted to do some whippets.

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Jimmy's already in there, face down,

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blackout on the floor, right?

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He was such a good kid back then.

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He never really drank.
His tolerance sucked.

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- What a loser.
- Well, I see that, and I'm like,

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"Okay, well, I got to light

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a bottle rocket out
of his ass now," right?

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- Yeah, yeah.
- But here's the thing,

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- it wouldn't launch.
- What?

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Oh, it just stood straight up,

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just sparking away like a blowtorch.

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By the time he came to in the hospital,

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I guess I panicked, I don't know.

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That's when I came up with
that thing about the cigarette.

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Wow. That is some good
high school gossip, Mickey.

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That's not gossip. That is a
terrible, life-changing tragedy.

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- Oh, no, it's... it's a tragedy.
- But I'm not paying it.

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I won't do it. I don't
negotiate with terrorists.

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Well, maybe you can tell him
you really don't have any money.

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And look like an ass in front
of everybody? No, thank you.

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No, we just got to get rid of him.

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- Well, how you gonna do that?
- I'm not.

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Mike O'Meara is.

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Only thing Mike loves more
than fighting is his car.

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We're gonna make him
think Ipp destroyed it.

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That car is so hot. I bet Mike
O'Meara hooks up a ton in there.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- I don't know, it's kind of charming here, right?
- Ugh.

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What did I just step in?

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- Oh, that's a bird.
- Ugh.

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- Yeah, you just stepped on a dead bird, dude.
- Why is it so squishy?

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I think it's been there for a while.

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Oh, God, there they are, there they are.

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Are you kidding me?

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Those are the hoodlums
that attacked you?

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- They're little kids.
- Shh, shh!

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God, you are such a wang. Come on.

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Hey, stop right there!

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What's up, sweetheart?
Want to be my date tonight?

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What? No.

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Just give my brother
his shoes back, okay?

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What shoes? These shoes?

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Yes. Hand them over.

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Show us your boobs first.

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- Excuse me?
- Let's see them apples, sweetheart.

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Do it. Do it.

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- Yeah, that's not happening.
- But we could all die tomorrow.

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Come on, take 'em out.

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Make a boy dreams come true.

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Not a chance, you little creep.

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Then you're not getting your stuff back.

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I wouldn't walk around here barefoot.

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There's a lot of dead birds.

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Okay, fine, one boob for one second.

245
00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:18,382
- Sabrina, what the hell?
- Do you want your stuff back or not?

246
00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:20,618
Wha...

247
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,731
Wait a second. Hold on.

248
00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:34,754
Okay, okay. So, I told Mike that
Ipp was messing with his car,

249
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,170
and then I started flirting
with him super hard.

250
00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:40,342
Nice. Good. Stick to one agenda.

251
00:09:41,353 --> 00:09:44,128
Watch this shot, you morons.

252
00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:50,994
Ooh, that escalated quickly.

253
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,788
For the record, I was not
anticipating this much violence,

254
00:09:55,818 --> 00:09:58,629
- but, uh, okay, problem solved.
- Yeah.

255
00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:01,758
Whoa! He's up.

256
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,710
- He's up. He's back in action.
- Oh, no, no, no.

257
00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:06,540
Oh, mi amor!

258
00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,978
That's not good.

259
00:10:10,781 --> 00:10:13,383
Should I continue beating this man?

260
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,051
All signs point to yes.

261
00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:21,924
Will this mutt ever
eat solid foods again?

262
00:10:22,463 --> 00:10:25,075
Outlook not so good.

263
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,217
Mm. Okay.

264
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:31,708
What the hell's the
matter with you, O'Meara?

265
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,180
You smashed up my car.

266
00:10:34,243 --> 00:10:35,838
I didn't touch your car.

267
00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:37,706
She saw you.

268
00:10:38,131 --> 00:10:41,581
Yup. Th... that's right. I... I did.

269
00:10:42,134 --> 00:10:43,468
Who the hell are you?

270
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,924
I'm Alba.

271
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,893
Oh, you know, she's with me, Ipp. Okay?

272
00:10:46,944 --> 00:10:48,634
- So now I'm directly involved.
- Aw, f...

273
00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:50,419
Okay. This is a train wreck.

274
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,237
You trying to silence me?

275
00:10:52,764 --> 00:10:56,207
You don't silence me. I'm Ipp Deluca!

276
00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:58,005
I don't know what you're talking about,

277
00:10:58,062 --> 00:11:00,038
but I don't hang out in
places like this anymore.

278
00:11:00,064 --> 00:11:02,669
I hang out in fancy
establishments, all right?

279
00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:04,378
- Go get Ben, and let's get out of here.
- Stop... no, stop...

280
00:11:04,403 --> 00:11:05,968
I want my $25,000.

281
00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:07,922
What are you guys talking about?

282
00:11:08,913 --> 00:11:11,040
You want to tell him, Mick, or should I?

283
00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:13,400
Tell me what?

284
00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:18,018
Jimmy, you didn't burn your ass off.

285
00:11:19,193 --> 00:11:20,683
Mickey did.

286
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,280
Wasn't a cigarette,
it was a bottle rocket.

287
00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:27,199
She put it between your cheeks.

288
00:11:27,324 --> 00:11:29,423
She thought it'd be funny, and it was.

289
00:11:29,493 --> 00:11:32,245
- Mick, tell me the truth.
- No, no. Because it... it's compli...

290
00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:33,719
- it's very complicated.
- No, it's not.

291
00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,055
- It's a yes-or-no question.
- No.

292
00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:38,369
- Did you do that?
- No, there's... there are so many layers

293
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,866
- and... and in... interesting...
- Okay, just stop messing with my head

294
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,411
and just tell me the truth.

295
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,421
Did you burn my ass off?

296
00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:50,806
Jimmy...

297
00:11:56,224 --> 00:11:57,363
No.

298
00:11:58,420 --> 00:11:59,991
Of course I didn't.

299
00:12:00,717 --> 00:12:03,035
No. Come on.

300
00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:05,658
What about your nuts?

301
00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:10,218
If you dropped a
cigarette down your pants,

302
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,495
the fire would've started in your front.

303
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,584
How come you didn't burn your nuts?

304
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,471
Eh...

305
00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:19,934
- Why didn't I burn my nuts?
- What are you, CSI?

306
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:22,449
I mean... y... y... you're,
like, a fire investigator

307
00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:25,080
- all of a sudden?
- She just had me attacked.

308
00:12:25,116 --> 00:12:27,274
Dude, what more do you need to know?

309
00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:37,422
Jimmy!

310
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,096
Shh, shh, shh. That's okay, papito.

311
00:12:41,132 --> 00:12:44,371
Alba's gonna take care of you. Yeah.

312
00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:47,333
Hey, hey there. Mickey
Molng, hometown hero. Hi.

313
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:48,693
Hey... hey, guys. What's up?

314
00:12:48,731 --> 00:12:50,134
I'm back. I know.

315
00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:53,048
Cool. Come on, Jimmy, where are you?

316
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,139
Where is everybody? Why
is it just you and me here?

317
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,766
Alba went home with the monster man.

318
00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,253
New outfit?

319
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,045
Get the hell away from me.

320
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,364
That's my boy Ipp Jr. warming up.

321
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:05,625
That ass is gonna make me rich.

322
00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:08,600
For the record, I could've easily
afforded to pay you off, okay?

323
00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:10,084
It was a matter of principle.

324
00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,640
I'm about to present
a check for $1 million,

325
00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:14,225
so it's clearly not about the money.

326
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,502
$1 million? Eh.

327
00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:17,934
What do you mean, "eh"?

328
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,522
That'll put, like, three
kids through college,

329
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:20,875
if they go to a state school.

330
00:13:20,915 --> 00:13:21,880
Get the hell out of here.

331
00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,822
What if Jimmy doesn't come?

332
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,171
He'll come, buddy... I got a
pretty good idea of where he is.

333
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,306
Here, hold this. I'll be back.

334
00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:30,698
Move.

335
00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:34,078
That's right, Junior.
Put your ass into it!

336
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,563
No.

337
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,423
- Chip...
- No, Sabrina, I don't like this.

338
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,134
Let's just cut our losses
and get out of here.

339
00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:48,942
Look, I got to tell you
something, as your sister, okay?

340
00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:52,129
You're a coward, dude.
It is so pathetic.

341
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,390
Now, if you'll excuse me,

342
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,371
I got to go get this picture of my boob.

343
00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,703
Give me that phone.

344
00:14:00,654 --> 00:14:02,849
I said give me that phone!

345
00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:04,206
You're crazy! Ow!

346
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,231
Hey. The hell is going on?

347
00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:10,173
Your kids are jerks, okay?

348
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,561
That's what's going on.

349
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,162
Is everything okay, babe?

350
00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:15,515
Oh, hey, Sabrina. Mmm.

351
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,377
There he is.

352
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,645
Uh... The ceremony's about to start.

353
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,353
Ugh.

354
00:14:36,613 --> 00:14:38,142
Look, I know you're upset,

355
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,228
but it would be a real
shame to ruin the night.

356
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,537
Ruin the night?

357
00:14:44,436 --> 00:14:45,987
You ruined my life.

358
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:48,416
Jimmy, it was an accident. All right?

359
00:14:48,451 --> 00:14:49,915
It was a terrible accident.

360
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:53,011
One that, for the record,
wasn't entirely my fault,

361
00:14:53,031 --> 00:14:55,103
just because it was... t...
the rocket malfunctioned.

362
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,423
- If I had known that...
- Forget the rocket.

363
00:14:57,443 --> 00:14:59,491
- Okay? You lied to me.
- Yeah. Yeah.

364
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:01,032
Should I have told you the truth?

365
00:15:01,157 --> 00:15:02,934
Eh...

366
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:06,115
Eh, maybe. I... I don't know that
that would have made it better.

367
00:15:06,141 --> 00:15:08,103
Would it have brought your ass back? No.

368
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,024
The point is, you make mistakes in life,

369
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,412
and then you got to move on.

370
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:12,944
You do stupid stuff.

371
00:15:13,069 --> 00:15:14,974
Y... you burn out the
ass of your boyfriend,

372
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,724
and then, y... you harbor
that as a secret for 20 years,

373
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,348
but you move on. That is life, Jimmy.

374
00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:21,979
Okay? And tonight is really important,

375
00:15:21,995 --> 00:15:23,763
and I would hate for
you to let all of that...

376
00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,767
that just doesn't even matter anymore...

377
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,631
ruin this night for you.

378
00:15:30,437 --> 00:15:31,952
- Mm.
- All right.

379
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,240
I'll do it for you, Mickey.

380
00:15:35,296 --> 00:15:37,345
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I'll go.

381
00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:39,449
Peace and closure.

382
00:15:40,013 --> 00:15:41,172
Not the past.

383
00:15:41,863 --> 00:15:43,449
'Cause we're champions now,

384
00:15:43,891 --> 00:15:45,209
in this time.

385
00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,357
Right.

386
00:15:50,468 --> 00:15:52,243
- Let's go.
- Let's do it.

387
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,659
Thanks for showing us your knockers.

388
00:15:55,715 --> 00:15:58,122
Yeah, they're real nice.

389
00:15:58,368 --> 00:16:00,955
I'm gonna get out of here. Alba.
Are you coming with me, or, like,

390
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,185
what are you doing?

391
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,991
I'm looking for two suspects
in a robbery/assault.

392
00:16:10,389 --> 00:16:11,713
That's them, Officer.

393
00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:12,854
Seriously, Chip?

394
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,105
What did you do?

395
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,360
Called the police.

396
00:16:15,386 --> 00:16:17,051
Not so cowardly anymore, am I?

397
00:16:17,078 --> 00:16:18,857
Are you kidding me?
That's incredibly cowardly.

398
00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,849
- God, you're such a weenie.
- Whatever.

399
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,557
I don't care if I'm a coward. I'm rich.

400
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:25,049
Bravery's for poor people,
like soldiers and policemen.

401
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,578
Officer, arrest these hoodlums.

402
00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:28,152
But we erased the picture.

403
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,556
Yeah, we're really sorry.

404
00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:31,167
I got a machine gun in my bedroom.

405
00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:32,713
- Full disclosure.
- Mm. Yeah.

406
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,478
Okay. Officer, I'm sorry.
There's been a misunderstanding.

407
00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:37,359
My brother just overreacted, okay?

408
00:16:37,389 --> 00:16:39,663
- So you don't want to press charges?
- No.

409
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,270
Yeah!

410
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:48,743
Don't mess with
Greenwich, baby. Let's go!

411
00:16:48,788 --> 00:16:51,075
Ha, ha! Have fun in jail!

412
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,415
You're a terrible person.

413
00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:57,148
Ladies and gentlemen,

414
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,485
North Warwick High School great,

415
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:01,449
number 69,

416
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,527
Jimmy Shepherd.

417
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,158
- Thanks, Coach.
- You betcha, Jimmy.

418
00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:11,896
Hey, thanks for having me, everybody.

419
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,410
It's a real honor to be here.

420
00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:16,978
I just want to take an
opportunity to say that, uh...

421
00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:19,261
this ceremony's a farce!

422
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,005
- Okay.
- 'Cause I'm not a pitcher!

423
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,840
- All right.
- Okay? I'm not. I'm really not.

424
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,388
- Okay. That's enough.
- I'm an ass-less fool,

425
00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:26,177
and this is the woman who lit the match!

426
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,771
- No, you get... this is mine!
- Hey, Jimmy.

427
00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:29,087
- Stop it!
- That's enough.

428
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,682
- This is my moment!
- Let go.

429
00:17:30,698 --> 00:17:31,935
Let go, let go.

430
00:17:32,536 --> 00:17:33,801
Thank you.

431
00:17:34,077 --> 00:17:35,820
Jimmy Shep...

432
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,929
Jimmy Shepherd, everybody.

433
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,287
L... let's tip our cap.

434
00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:39,325
Wonderful.

435
00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:46,508
It's been a, uh, an emotional
day for-for Jimmy, as... as...

436
00:17:46,561 --> 00:17:47,715
Going home!

437
00:17:47,955 --> 00:17:49,744
- Very understandable.
- Out!

438
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,500
- All right, having a real meltdown...
- Hey, what'd we miss?

439
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,651
- It's kind of hard to explain.
- What makes a man?

440
00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:57,483
Is it his arm or his ass or is it really

441
00:17:57,507 --> 00:18:00,351
what's inside that matters? Am I right?

442
00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,582
Anyway, um, I have this giant check

443
00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:04,213
for an absurd amount of money,

444
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:06,784
and since it wouldn't really
make a dent in my life anymore,

445
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,153
I... I figured I should give
it to the less fortunate.

446
00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:11,009
Where the hell did you get fireworks?

447
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:13,159
- What are you doing?
- I'm giving the people what they want.

448
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:14,775
- This is not... nobody wants this.
- Yeah, they do.

449
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,037
- Jimmy, nobody wants this.
- Get your hands off me.

450
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,972
- Jimmy, what are you doing?
- You let me have this!

451
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,030
Give it to me. You're making a scene!

452
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,455
- I need closure.
- Stop it.

453
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,055
- This isn't closure. Knock it off.
- Oh, yeah, it is.

454
00:18:23,065 --> 00:18:24,732
Why didn't I burn my nuts?

455
00:18:24,753 --> 00:18:26,410
Stop it. Stop.

456
00:18:26,441 --> 00:18:28,072
Settle down now, Jimmy.

457
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,172
- Uh, you've been here before, buddy.
- Come on!

458
00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:31,981
- Get away from me. Get away.
- Hold still.

459
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,023
It's what they want.

460
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,547
Nobody wants to see this.

461
00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:37,155
- Are you not entertained?!
- Let go of me.

462
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,443
Oh, my God!

463
00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:41,749
My golden egg!

464
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,259
My beautiful boy!

465
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:45,546
No! Junior!

466
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:46,892
Shake it off, son!

467
00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:49,164
Oh, God, Jimmy! What have you done?!

468
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,659
You son of a bitch!

469
00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:51,896
My baby boy!

470
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,902
No!

471
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:56,402
Oh, Junior, no!

472
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:57,868
No, boy, no!

473
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,601
What have you done? You bastard!

474
00:19:00,726 --> 00:19:02,730
No, no!

475
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,074
No!

476
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,076
Thank you, and congratulations.

477
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:08,387
It's been a lovely ceremony.

478
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:12,513
Jimmy, get in the car.

479
00:19:12,549 --> 00:19:14,287
No. I'm walking home.

480
00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:15,990
Hey, you saved your strikeout record.

481
00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:19,381
Are you kidding me? Another
ballplayer cut down in his prime?

482
00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:21,643
All 'cause of me and my stupid ass.

483
00:19:21,669 --> 00:19:23,542
- Mickey.
- Not now. Okay?

484
00:19:23,587 --> 00:19:24,990
- Mickey.
- What?

485
00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:26,648
I made out with Mike O'Meara.

486
00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:28,636
This is his gum.

487
00:19:29,665 --> 00:19:30,996
All right.

488
00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:32,211
That's it.

489
00:19:33,818 --> 00:19:34,894
Hey.

490
00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:37,315
I said it was an accident, okay?

491
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,022
What else do you want from me?

492
00:19:39,953 --> 00:19:41,543
How about, "I'm sorry"?

493
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,343
That's it? "I'm sorry"?

494
00:19:44,468 --> 00:19:48,456
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
I... I'll apologize.

495
00:19:48,695 --> 00:19:50,265
I just want to point out, though,

496
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,908
you know, one more time, that
it wasn't entirely my fault.

497
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,565
The rocket was defective, okay?

498
00:19:54,585 --> 00:19:55,785
I'm just, I'm just saying,

499
00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:57,810
that you just shot one very
successfully out of your ass,

500
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,681
and there was... I see
now, that's not the point,

501
00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:01,063
that's not the point,
that's not what you want.

502
00:20:01,082 --> 00:20:03,553
I get it, I get it. I get it. I'm so...

503
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,247
S... I'm s...

504
00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:09,034
I can... I'm so...

505
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,591
I... wha... I, it wasn't my...

506
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,968
No. I'm s... I made a mis...

507
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,814
God, it's get... it's, uh, gets stuck.

508
00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:19,518
It just gets stuck.

509
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:20,841
Look.

510
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,262
I'm sorry.

511
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,214
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
that I burnt off your ass.

512
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:31,105
I'm really sorry. Okay?

513
00:20:31,434 --> 00:20:33,117
I don't accept your apology.

514
00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:35,430
Oh, you son of a bitch.

515
00:20:35,731 --> 00:20:38,090
You dirty son of a bitch.

516
00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:39,229
- It's too late.
- What?

517
00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:40,708
I know you have nice clothes,

518
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,205
nice car, but you're not nice.

519
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,096
Thanks for coming to Warwick, guys.

520
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,466
I hope you had fun.

521
00:20:50,202 --> 00:20:52,056
Please leave the door unlocked.

522
00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:00,379
You know, we were going to have sex,

523
00:21:00,408 --> 00:21:01,843
but Mike didn't have a condom.

524
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,973
I was so pissed.

525
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,755
Put your seatbelt on.

526
00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:25,419
Dead bird.

527
00:21:25,797 --> 00:21:28,135
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