1 00:00:03,359 --> 00:00:06,220 _ 2 00:00:06,245 --> 00:00:08,156 Did you ever see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 3 00:00:08,181 --> 00:00:08,861 No. 4 00:00:08,886 --> 00:00:10,389 The cartoon was excellent, and the movies 5 00:00:10,414 --> 00:00:11,827 were even, like, more well-refined. 6 00:00:11,852 --> 00:00:13,121 Look at the price of these suckers. 7 00:00:13,154 --> 00:00:14,312 - No. - Never saw it? 8 00:00:14,337 --> 00:00:15,273 What are you guys looking at? 9 00:00:15,298 --> 00:00:17,273 Oh, uh, new couches. We got rid of the old one, 10 00:00:17,298 --> 00:00:19,168 - but the prices are insane. - Yeah, it's nuts, man. 11 00:00:19,192 --> 00:00:21,303 I think we should just rent like we did the last time, you know? 12 00:00:21,329 --> 00:00:22,698 Wait, you rented your sofa? 13 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,452 Yeah, I mean, all we did was pay the interest. 14 00:00:24,477 --> 00:00:25,726 How much was the interest? 15 00:00:25,751 --> 00:00:27,062 Oh, it was nothing. It was like 25 bucks 16 00:00:27,087 --> 00:00:28,793 - a week. - Yeah. - How long did you have it? 17 00:00:28,818 --> 00:00:30,906 - 15 years, bro. - About 15 years, yeah. 18 00:00:31,549 --> 00:00:35,109 You spent close to $20,000 on a couch you never owned. 19 00:00:35,574 --> 00:00:36,898 - $20,000... - No. 20 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:37,971 - Where are you getting that from? - No. 21 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:40,304 52 weeks a year, $25 a week. 22 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:41,765 15 years. 23 00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:44,733 $19,500. 24 00:00:45,718 --> 00:00:48,592 - That seems high. - That's pretty bad business, fellas. 25 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:51,464 I don't understand why prices are so high right now. 26 00:00:51,497 --> 00:00:52,533 - Inflation. - Yeah. 27 00:00:53,468 --> 00:00:55,606 - Right, yeah. - Oh, well, right. 28 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,409 - Inflation, yeah. - I mean, because of the inflation. 29 00:00:57,443 --> 00:01:00,048 You guys do understand what inflation is, right? 30 00:01:00,082 --> 00:01:01,751 Inflation? Yeah, yes, absolutely. 31 00:01:01,784 --> 00:01:02,921 - Yeah. - Yeah. For the sake of argument... 32 00:01:02,954 --> 00:01:05,192 - Yeah. - ...pretend we don't. 33 00:01:05,225 --> 00:01:08,240 Inflation is when the price of goods and services go up. 34 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:08,812 Whoop. 35 00:01:08,837 --> 00:01:10,678 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 36 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:11,632 Eh? 37 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:12,984 Frank, oh, thank God. 38 00:01:13,009 --> 00:01:14,820 Hey, I'm being evicted. The-the landlord, 39 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:16,734 he jacked up my rent and I can't pay. 40 00:01:16,759 --> 00:01:18,660 Now, listen, I have glued my hand to the door, 41 00:01:18,685 --> 00:01:19,687 so they can't physically remove me... 42 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,445 Just a second, Deandra. 43 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,030 See, inflation happens when 44 00:01:24,063 --> 00:01:26,067 there's more demand than there is supply. 45 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,102 - Yes. - Frank, I don't think they're get... 46 00:01:27,136 --> 00:01:28,238 You want me to, you want me 47 00:01:28,271 --> 00:01:29,796 - to walk 'em through it? - Charlie. 48 00:01:29,821 --> 00:01:31,476 Yeah, you shut up, Charlie. You don't understand any of it. 49 00:01:31,501 --> 00:01:33,548 That's not true. Dude, I've learned a lot about business 50 00:01:33,581 --> 00:01:34,885 living with Frank. You know, I know stuff. 51 00:01:34,918 --> 00:01:36,754 Also, speaking of, I got an investment idea 52 00:01:36,788 --> 00:01:38,697 that I'd love to pitch you guys if I... 53 00:01:38,722 --> 00:01:40,930 - Paddy's. - Do not hang up on... 54 00:01:40,964 --> 00:01:43,034 Charlie, we don't want to hear it. Frank, keep going. 55 00:01:43,068 --> 00:01:45,505 Well, you see, the government tries to curb inflation 56 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:46,909 by raising interest rates, 57 00:01:46,942 --> 00:01:49,663 so that people borrow less and spend less. 58 00:01:49,688 --> 00:01:52,119 Okay, so if prices are going up, can we get a raise? 59 00:01:52,152 --> 00:01:54,030 No, well, you see, if I raise your wages, 60 00:01:54,055 --> 00:01:55,927 - then you'd have more money. - Yeah. 61 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,602 And that, in this case, is not good. 62 00:01:57,637 --> 00:01:58,665 No. 63 00:01:58,698 --> 00:02:00,502 You know, it would increase inflation. 64 00:02:00,535 --> 00:02:01,704 - Yeah? - And we don't want that 65 00:02:01,738 --> 00:02:02,673 - to increase, right? - No. 66 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,043 So maybe what we would 67 00:02:04,076 --> 00:02:06,422 need to do is lower our wages. I get it. 68 00:02:06,457 --> 00:02:08,077 But that would cause a recession. 69 00:02:08,355 --> 00:02:10,522 - Yeah. - Which could lead to a depression. 70 00:02:10,555 --> 00:02:12,126 - So you can't. - You can't do that. 71 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:13,628 Which we can't, of course... 72 00:02:13,662 --> 00:02:14,664 - Yeah. - ...take a pay cut. 73 00:02:14,697 --> 00:02:15,799 - Right. - Or a raise. 74 00:02:15,832 --> 00:02:17,102 - Mm-mm, mm-mm. - Mm-mm, no. 75 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:18,538 That's money talk. 76 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:19,908 Yeah, that's money talk right there. 77 00:02:19,941 --> 00:02:21,778 Basically, it boils down to your nut, right? 78 00:02:21,811 --> 00:02:24,016 Like, how much, like, nut do you go through a month, right? 79 00:02:24,050 --> 00:02:25,987 - Are you storing up your nut or are you just blowing through it? - Exactly. 80 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,790 Like, okay, um, how much nut 81 00:02:27,823 --> 00:02:29,593 do you guys blow through in a month? 82 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:30,897 - A ton. - I don't want to talk to you about... 83 00:02:31,899 --> 00:02:33,301 Yeah, I figured you were, man. 84 00:02:33,334 --> 00:02:34,389 - Yeah. - So, you got, you got to try to 85 00:02:34,414 --> 00:02:36,288 hang on to some of that nut. Otherwise it's all gone. 86 00:02:36,313 --> 00:02:37,575 But that's the screwy thing about it. 87 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,577 Money isn't as valuable as it always was... 88 00:02:39,602 --> 00:02:41,050 And money's not as valuable, right? 89 00:02:41,084 --> 00:02:43,588 How can the value of money be different? 90 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:44,824 Money is money. 91 00:02:44,858 --> 00:02:46,761 - No, a buck is not worth a buck. - No, no. 92 00:02:46,794 --> 00:02:48,765 - No, no, it's worth 25 cents right now. - There, yeah. 93 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:50,686 - A dollar is worth 25 cents? - Yeah. 94 00:02:50,719 --> 00:02:52,576 Yeah, but I'll give you 50 cents for a buck. 95 00:02:52,611 --> 00:02:53,616 Hey. 96 00:02:55,459 --> 00:02:57,851 Uh, I think that sounds like a good deal. 97 00:02:57,884 --> 00:02:59,019 Yeah? 98 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:01,191 Huh? 99 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,826 Frank, you got to wire me money! 100 00:03:02,861 --> 00:03:04,725 They, they're unscrewing my... 101 00:03:05,061 --> 00:03:06,267 Okay, you know what? I only have a ten. 102 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,973 - I'll give you a five. - That's money talk. 103 00:03:09,006 --> 00:03:10,776 - Let's go. - Nice, nice, yeah. 104 00:03:10,809 --> 00:03:11,878 - Deal. - Deal. 105 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,264 _ 106 00:03:17,288 --> 00:03:22,288 credits 107 00:03:37,094 --> 00:03:39,366 Uh, Mac, you know, I'm... I'm crunching the numbers over here 108 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,239 and I'm-I'm getting a little concerned about our nut. 109 00:03:42,272 --> 00:03:44,076 How much money are you spending 110 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:46,350 on these Dwayne Johnson energy drinks? 111 00:03:46,498 --> 00:03:48,718 Quite a bit. I basically live on them now. 112 00:03:48,752 --> 00:03:50,021 Maybe you could cut back a little bit. 113 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,624 I mean, you don't have to buy everything 114 00:03:51,657 --> 00:03:53,795 The Rock tries to sell you, you know. 115 00:03:53,828 --> 00:03:55,665 Interesting. What am I looking at here? 116 00:03:55,699 --> 00:03:57,636 Come. Have a seat. 117 00:04:00,623 --> 00:04:01,779 - Oh. - Oh, shit. 118 00:04:02,412 --> 00:04:03,815 - An inflatable couch? - Yeah. 119 00:04:03,849 --> 00:04:05,218 It was super cheap, dude. 120 00:04:05,252 --> 00:04:06,821 Now, this is just a temporary option 121 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,158 until we make enough nut 122 00:04:08,191 --> 00:04:10,128 for us to afford an actual couch. 123 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,166 - Right. - But it will lower our monthly nut 124 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:13,668 because we're not renting this bad boy. 125 00:04:13,701 --> 00:04:15,266 Dennis, we own it. 126 00:04:15,301 --> 00:04:16,865 - Oh. - And speaking of nuts, 127 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,913 I also purchased these. 128 00:04:18,946 --> 00:04:20,649 Okay, went, went real literal with it, didn't you? 129 00:04:20,682 --> 00:04:22,019 Yeah, yeah. 130 00:04:22,052 --> 00:04:23,956 - Fancy Nuts. - These are very fancy. 131 00:04:23,989 --> 00:04:26,294 - Are they? Three dollars? - Yeah, yeah, only-only three dollars. 132 00:04:26,327 --> 00:04:28,966 Now, we could live on these bad boys for weeks. 133 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:30,202 Mm-hmm. Well, listen, 134 00:04:30,235 --> 00:04:31,404 I don't really have any interest 135 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,174 in your, uh, bulk tin 136 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:34,795 of low-end economy nuts, 137 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:37,182 but I am finding this couch idea 138 00:04:37,216 --> 00:04:38,953 to be pretty interesting, 139 00:04:38,986 --> 00:04:41,257 and it's giving me another idea 140 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:42,826 of how we could possibly 141 00:04:42,861 --> 00:04:44,965 "inflate" things a little further. 142 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:47,135 Oh, well, you can't inflate this any further 143 00:04:47,169 --> 00:04:48,304 'cause it'll pop. 144 00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:49,773 Just a figure of speech. 145 00:04:49,807 --> 00:04:51,177 No, trust me, I-I tried. 146 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,773 I-I already popped two of them earlier today. 147 00:04:52,808 --> 00:04:54,049 - Did you? - Yeah. 148 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:56,083 - Okay. - I just kept blowing and blowing and blowing, 149 00:04:56,108 --> 00:04:57,858 and just... boom. 150 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,760 Okay, all right, well, that's okay. 151 00:04:59,793 --> 00:05:01,264 You really shouldn't, it's dangerous. 152 00:05:01,297 --> 00:05:02,867 - I understand what you're saying. - Okay. 153 00:05:02,881 --> 00:05:03,889 I'm serious, Dennis. Don't blow this up... 154 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,138 I'm not going to do it. 155 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,065 I get what you're saying. It's very clear. 156 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,778 Okay. 157 00:05:12,929 --> 00:05:14,165 Charlie. 158 00:05:14,723 --> 00:05:16,694 Check this out, a new lamp. 159 00:05:16,727 --> 00:05:18,097 It looks like an old lamp, but listen... 160 00:05:18,131 --> 00:05:19,466 - It's a new lamp. - What's with the lamps, man? 161 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,972 You keep coming back with all this junk. 162 00:05:21,058 --> 00:05:22,641 - That's like the fifth lamp you've brought back. - Don't worry about it. 163 00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:24,443 - Where you want to put it? - I don't know, stick it in 164 00:05:24,476 --> 00:05:25,880 the storage closet or something. 165 00:05:25,913 --> 00:05:27,082 - Like... - Oh, storage, yeah. 166 00:05:27,115 --> 00:05:28,318 Frank, can I talk to you a second 167 00:05:28,351 --> 00:05:29,720 about this investment idea I got? 168 00:05:29,753 --> 00:05:30,990 - Like, 'cause this is... - Oh, whoa. 169 00:05:31,023 --> 00:05:33,194 Ah, this... this place is packed. 170 00:05:33,228 --> 00:05:34,730 Right, yeah. Don't make a mess. Like, listen, Frank, 171 00:05:34,763 --> 00:05:36,000 this could be, like, huge, man, 172 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:37,971 because I've been tracking this thing. 173 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,375 It's this, like, like, Internet money kind of situation, right? 174 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:43,047 Wha-What, crypto? I'm not into crypto. 175 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,750 Well, it'd be a lot less cryptic 176 00:05:44,783 --> 00:05:46,354 if I could show you the video. There's a video... 177 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:49,126 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What-What's this? 178 00:05:49,159 --> 00:05:50,897 Is that a toilet? 179 00:05:52,702 --> 00:05:53,466 Uh... yeah. 180 00:05:53,491 --> 00:05:56,184 You mean to tell me we've been living here all this time, 181 00:05:56,216 --> 00:05:58,606 and you never told me we had a bathroom? 182 00:05:58,631 --> 00:06:00,282 It's really, like, noisy. 183 00:06:00,315 --> 00:06:02,386 It runs all the time. It's not a good one. 184 00:06:02,419 --> 00:06:04,256 We piss in cans, Charlie. 185 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:06,127 You can always go number two down the hall, 186 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,329 and, like, it's a good system. 187 00:06:07,362 --> 00:06:08,765 What else are you hiding from me? 188 00:06:08,798 --> 00:06:10,168 Nothing, Frank. 189 00:06:10,201 --> 00:06:11,771 I'm trying to talk to you about business. 190 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:13,308 What's behind that door? 191 00:06:13,341 --> 00:06:15,011 That's the neighbor's door. That's why it's all... 192 00:06:15,045 --> 00:06:16,480 - Hold this. Hold this lamp. - Stop, Frank. 193 00:06:16,514 --> 00:06:18,251 Listen, man, I don't want to have to be 194 00:06:18,284 --> 00:06:20,355 constantly cleaning toilets... Aw, shit. 195 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,373 - Holy shit. - Yeah, yeah. 196 00:06:22,398 --> 00:06:24,271 What the fuck is this? 197 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,600 - Yeah, okay. - Is this a bedroom? 198 00:06:26,801 --> 00:06:28,639 Um, I mean... 199 00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:30,653 Charlie, you mean we've been living in 200 00:06:30,678 --> 00:06:32,710 a two-bedroom with a bathroom, 201 00:06:32,745 --> 00:06:34,116 and you never said anything about it? 202 00:06:34,149 --> 00:06:35,853 Look, all right, look, I wasn't trying to be crypto about it, 203 00:06:35,886 --> 00:06:37,823 it's just, like, Frank, I just never liked 204 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:39,760 sleeping in a room with an empty room behind me. 205 00:06:39,793 --> 00:06:41,197 You got to understand that, right? It's creepy. 206 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:42,766 You're supposed to sleep in here. 207 00:06:42,799 --> 00:06:44,236 Yeah, but I just... I n... 208 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:45,940 Great, now someone's at the door. 209 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,442 I'm gonna have to walk a mile to get it. 210 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:49,905 This is why you don't want all this space, Frank. 211 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:52,019 Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming. 212 00:06:52,052 --> 00:06:53,821 All right. Jesus. 213 00:06:53,856 --> 00:06:55,558 I need a place to stay. Let me talk to Frank. 214 00:06:55,592 --> 00:06:57,396 - What's on your hand? - It's a piece of a door. 215 00:06:57,429 --> 00:06:58,464 Move past it. Frank! 216 00:06:58,498 --> 00:07:00,235 He can't hear you, he's in the other room, okay? 217 00:07:00,268 --> 00:07:01,404 What? What other room? 218 00:07:01,437 --> 00:07:03,041 Frank! Dee's here! 219 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:04,009 I mean, I'm gonna have to get, like, an intercom 220 00:07:04,043 --> 00:07:05,947 on the wall or something. 221 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:07,416 - It's just totally nuts. - What? What is going on over here? 222 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:09,119 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just... 223 00:07:09,153 --> 00:07:10,522 - Holy shit, Charlie. - Yeah. 224 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,961 This is tits. Why don't you use this room? 225 00:07:12,994 --> 00:07:14,463 I like to keep my life simple. 226 00:07:14,496 --> 00:07:16,133 I don't want to live in a maze, you know? 227 00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:18,642 No. I don't know. Can I sleep in here? 228 00:07:18,677 --> 00:07:21,177 - Absolutely not. Don't think about that. - Someone's at the door again. 229 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,981 Okay? I'm gonna have to walk another mile. 230 00:07:23,014 --> 00:07:25,053 This is crazy. I mean, I'm gonna have to get a butler. 231 00:07:26,069 --> 00:07:27,456 I'm coming, hang on. 232 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,462 - What? - Where's Frank? 233 00:07:30,495 --> 00:07:32,499 - Why? - We don't have to tell you our business. 234 00:07:32,532 --> 00:07:33,902 Fine, whatever. He's in the other room. 235 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:35,005 What other room? 236 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,908 The other room over there, man. That's where he is. 237 00:07:36,942 --> 00:07:38,177 You have another room here? 238 00:07:38,211 --> 00:07:39,813 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got another room. 239 00:07:39,848 --> 00:07:41,250 - What the hell, dude? - What's going on? 240 00:07:41,283 --> 00:07:42,887 I mean, we're gonna blow our shoes out 241 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,156 with all this walking, man. 242 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:45,926 Holy shit. 243 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,396 - What the hell? - I mean, Charlie, 244 00:07:47,429 --> 00:07:48,464 have you always had this? 245 00:07:48,498 --> 00:07:49,901 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 246 00:07:49,934 --> 00:07:51,404 How is this not a big deal? 247 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,424 Wait, so you truly have no reason 248 00:07:53,459 --> 00:07:54,509 to be sleeping with Frank. 249 00:07:55,278 --> 00:07:58,045 Move past it, dude. Move past it, man. 250 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,219 I will move past it 251 00:07:59,253 --> 00:08:00,890 because I really, ultimately, don't give a shit. 252 00:08:00,923 --> 00:08:01,904 Frank, listen, 253 00:08:01,929 --> 00:08:03,361 we have an incredible business opportunity 254 00:08:03,394 --> 00:08:04,563 we want to talk to you about. 255 00:08:04,596 --> 00:08:06,333 All right, well, let's talk turkey. 256 00:08:06,367 --> 00:08:07,937 What, you're gonna listen to their idea over mine, dude? 257 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:10,075 L-Look, the two of you, get out of here. 258 00:08:10,108 --> 00:08:11,978 I need the office. Get out. 259 00:08:12,012 --> 00:08:14,483 Oh, now it's an office? It's an office now? 260 00:08:14,516 --> 00:08:16,520 Oh, that's great. I mean, are we even zoned for that? 261 00:08:16,554 --> 00:08:18,070 I'll come back tonight. 262 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,344 Yeah, so, uh, what do you think, Frank? 263 00:08:28,378 --> 00:08:30,482 Good, good. It's got a nice squeak to it. 264 00:08:30,515 --> 00:08:32,887 Yeah, it does have a nice squeak to it, doesn't it? 265 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,891 Hey, uh, Mac, you almost done with that one over there, bud? 266 00:08:34,924 --> 00:08:39,400 Yeah, just finishing up. And I am good. 267 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:41,070 That's a lot of blowing. 268 00:08:42,003 --> 00:08:43,985 Now, Frank, would you like to start this meeting off 269 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,078 with a Fancy Nut? 270 00:08:45,462 --> 00:08:46,798 What happened to your lips? 271 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,086 - Huh? - What happened to your lips? 272 00:08:49,119 --> 00:08:50,964 Oh, this must... must be from the plastic. 273 00:08:50,999 --> 00:08:52,742 It's, uh, it's probably from all the blowing. 274 00:08:53,046 --> 00:08:55,198 - Blowing. - The... the plastic on these 275 00:08:55,231 --> 00:08:56,667 is a little bit irritating. 276 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,438 It's not the pla... No, that's not what it is. 277 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,941 That's not what it is. 278 00:09:01,277 --> 00:09:02,646 That is rancid. 279 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:04,383 Did you g... Did you get a bad one? 280 00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:06,774 Well, they're all bad. Do not eat them. 281 00:09:06,988 --> 00:09:08,500 Okay? Either of you. 282 00:09:08,525 --> 00:09:10,695 Now, Frank, as we all know, 283 00:09:10,728 --> 00:09:13,434 we're living in a time of inflation. 284 00:09:13,468 --> 00:09:15,071 But... 285 00:09:15,105 --> 00:09:17,609 is inflation such a bad thing? 286 00:09:17,642 --> 00:09:20,285 Or are things 287 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,882 better inflated? 288 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,313 Take it. 289 00:09:27,129 --> 00:09:28,531 Take a look at that lookbook there. 290 00:09:28,564 --> 00:09:30,268 Turn to the first page, you'll see, uh... 291 00:09:30,301 --> 00:09:31,993 Hello. 292 00:09:32,028 --> 00:09:33,274 Yeah. 293 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:36,580 Kim Kardashian's backside, the early years. 294 00:09:36,614 --> 00:09:38,672 Now, if you turn to the next page... 295 00:09:41,641 --> 00:09:43,579 - Oh. - Yeah. 296 00:09:45,563 --> 00:09:47,736 - Ooh. Ooh. - Yes. Yes. 297 00:09:47,769 --> 00:09:49,740 As the years have gone by, 298 00:09:49,773 --> 00:09:52,930 her backside has gotten bigger and bigger. It's inflated. 299 00:09:52,955 --> 00:09:54,216 I think what you'll find 300 00:09:54,249 --> 00:09:57,122 most interesting is that the Kardashians' net worth 301 00:09:57,155 --> 00:10:00,563 has inflated in direct proportion to their booties. 302 00:10:02,962 --> 00:10:05,205 - What did he say? - I'm saying that the Kardashians'... 303 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,975 - No, no, Mac, Mac, please. - ...backsides... 304 00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:08,344 Just let me. 305 00:10:08,377 --> 00:10:11,383 Let me, okay? Okay, uh, Frank, 306 00:10:11,493 --> 00:10:13,639 we would like for you to, um, 307 00:10:13,672 --> 00:10:17,237 inject some capital into our inflatable furniture... 308 00:10:17,262 --> 00:10:19,099 I'm in. Yeah. 309 00:10:19,132 --> 00:10:20,401 - You're in? - Yeah. 310 00:10:20,435 --> 00:10:22,038 You... Oh, really? 311 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:23,241 You-you don't need to hear the whole pitch? 312 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,078 Nah, I'll give you the money, 313 00:10:25,111 --> 00:10:27,382 but it's a loan, and you got to pay me back with interest. 314 00:10:27,415 --> 00:10:29,620 - Oh, we like interest. That's great. - Yeah, no problem. 315 00:10:29,653 --> 00:10:31,357 And I want to keep the furniture for the room. 316 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:32,626 You want to keep this? Yeah, sure. 317 00:10:32,659 --> 00:10:34,263 And I want to keep the book for... 318 00:10:34,928 --> 00:10:36,397 other reasons. 319 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:39,106 - Yeah, we-we-we figured you'd want to... - Oh, okay, you're gonna... 320 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,742 It's crazy. I can be, like, a good businessman. 321 00:10:40,775 --> 00:10:42,612 You know, I don't know why he doesn't take me seriously. 322 00:10:42,646 --> 00:10:44,449 It's like, do you have any idea how much time 323 00:10:44,483 --> 00:10:46,587 I've spent, like, tracking and researching the price 324 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,810 - of this online currency? - That's got to be maddening. 325 00:10:48,845 --> 00:10:49,860 Did you glue your hand to my door? 326 00:10:49,893 --> 00:10:51,263 - Yeah, I did. - Why? 327 00:10:51,297 --> 00:10:53,307 Well, it's a new form of protest, Charlie. 328 00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:54,436 People are doing it to, you know, 329 00:10:54,469 --> 00:10:56,807 call attention to injustices or some shit. 330 00:10:56,832 --> 00:10:58,420 I don't know. Either way, I'm locked in. 331 00:10:59,281 --> 00:11:00,447 Uh, boom. 332 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,435 Just like that, we are in business. 333 00:11:02,469 --> 00:11:03,637 He went with your idea? 334 00:11:03,671 --> 00:11:04,706 Of course he did, Charlie, 335 00:11:04,739 --> 00:11:06,643 we are savvy businessmen. 336 00:11:06,677 --> 00:11:08,280 What's going on with Mac's lips? 337 00:11:08,314 --> 00:11:09,749 I-I don't know, they're insane. It's-it's... 338 00:11:09,783 --> 00:11:11,353 I think a little bit of the plastic is, uh... 339 00:11:11,386 --> 00:11:13,657 Probably from all the blowing he's been doing. 340 00:11:14,109 --> 00:11:15,328 He's been making homophobic jokes... 341 00:11:15,361 --> 00:11:17,699 Not homophobic. Uh, FYI, 342 00:11:17,732 --> 00:11:19,001 Frank, uh, does not want to be bothered 343 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,505 in there for a little bit, you know, 344 00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:22,007 he's... he's... Well, you know. 345 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,844 - He's jacking off into a magazine. - Right. 346 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:24,946 Aw. 347 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:26,483 Oh. 348 00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:46,010 Look, Charlie, I can tell you're mad. 349 00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:48,327 Well, it's just like, I don't get it, man. 350 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,063 It's like, why do you believe in Mac and Dennis over me? 351 00:11:50,097 --> 00:11:52,034 Look, Charlie, I'm not investing in them 352 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:53,744 because I believe in them. 353 00:11:53,769 --> 00:11:56,610 I'm investing in them because I don't believe in them. 354 00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:58,948 They're gonna be paying me money for the rest of their lives, 355 00:11:58,981 --> 00:12:01,299 like that stupid couch. 356 00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:03,691 - Well, then you're just, like, being a predator. - Exactly. 357 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,059 Well, it's not a compliment, Frank. 358 00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:07,499 You know what? I can't deal with this. 359 00:12:07,532 --> 00:12:11,373 I'm going to go sleep in the other bedroom, all right? 360 00:12:11,406 --> 00:12:13,777 What? And just leave me here, all alone? 361 00:12:13,811 --> 00:12:15,381 Yes, yes. 362 00:12:15,414 --> 00:12:17,652 I'm still here, goddamn it. 363 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:20,525 Charlie, can you please unglue me? 364 00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:21,793 I got to go to the new bathroom. 365 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:23,783 No, Dee, you did this to yourself. 366 00:12:24,064 --> 00:12:26,035 I will glue a pillow to the wall, though. 367 00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:28,407 - I don't want to be a bad host. - Oh, yeah? 368 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:41,934 You know what, man? This was a mistake. 369 00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:43,537 I-I can't sleep. 370 00:12:43,571 --> 00:12:45,251 Oh, yeah, yeah. 371 00:12:45,276 --> 00:12:47,445 You're upset and concerned 372 00:12:47,478 --> 00:12:49,783 that we got rid of our furniture too soon. 373 00:12:49,816 --> 00:12:51,587 Nope, that's not it. 374 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,824 Is it the business plan? You're afraid it's not gonna work? 375 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,461 That's also not it. 376 00:12:55,494 --> 00:12:57,599 - Then what? - It's your goddamn wheezing. 377 00:12:57,632 --> 00:12:58,801 Am I wheezing? 378 00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,471 Are you wheezing? You sound insane. 379 00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:01,740 Are you allergic to those nuts? 380 00:13:01,773 --> 00:13:03,711 No. It's not the nuts. 381 00:13:03,744 --> 00:13:06,817 I... It's... I, uh... I think it's from blowing up those... 382 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,094 No. Okay, also, I feel 383 00:13:08,119 --> 00:13:09,864 like I'm sleeping in a tub of nuts here, man. 384 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,526 Can you stop eating them in bed? 385 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,729 - It's Charlie! Open up... oh. - Oh, Charlie's here. 386 00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:13,831 - Stop eating the nuts. - It's unlocked. 387 00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:15,401 You should lock your door. 388 00:13:15,434 --> 00:13:17,883 Look, I need a place to stay. 389 00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,845 - No room. - What? 390 00:13:20,878 --> 00:13:22,482 - We don't have... - He's-he's... 391 00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,018 ...any room. 392 00:13:24,051 --> 00:13:25,988 He's saying we don't have any room. 393 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,627 But, uh, well, hey, I can, I can blow up my own bed 394 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:29,996 and I can deflate it in the morning. 395 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,099 I'll inflate it, I'll deflate it. 396 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,468 It'll be like I was never here. 397 00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:33,737 Plus, I brought my own nuts. 398 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,141 Are they fancy? 399 00:13:35,174 --> 00:13:36,510 What? What-what is he saying? 400 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:37,712 Are they Fancy Nuts? 401 00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:39,115 He wants to know if they're fancy. 402 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:40,718 Well, some are, yeah. It's an assortment. 403 00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:42,188 Consider it an offering. 404 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,791 Of war? 405 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,561 Of peace. What is going on with you, dude? 406 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,565 He's allergic to nuts, okay? I think he's gonna die. 407 00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:49,540 I'm not allergic to nuts. 408 00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:51,005 The point is, Charlie, we can't swing it. 409 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,042 Well, I have information about Frank 410 00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:55,448 that you guys might like to hear for your business. 411 00:13:58,887 --> 00:14:01,025 - Fine. Tell us. - Have-have a seat. 412 00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:02,762 Okay. 413 00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:05,782 Here's how this works. 414 00:14:05,935 --> 00:14:07,805 Cut me in on your operation, 415 00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:10,177 and I'll give you the information. See? 416 00:14:10,211 --> 00:14:12,915 I am a pretty good businessman after all. 417 00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:16,923 Okay, Charlie, you're just trying to bribe us, 418 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,763 and bartering with nuts that you probably foraged from a tree. 419 00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:21,833 Mmm, some are from a tree, yes. 420 00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:25,508 A fancy tree? 421 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,545 One of the fanciest, Mac. 422 00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:30,079 Which one? 423 00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:33,485 You ever have a pine nut? 424 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:35,026 - Just give us the information, please. - Which one is...? 425 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,602 Fine. 426 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,834 But first I want you guys to hear about my business idea. 427 00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:42,175 No. You can stay here one night, okay? 428 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,078 But I don't want to hear your goddamn business idea 429 00:14:44,112 --> 00:14:45,715 'cause I don't care. Now tell us the Frank thing. 430 00:14:45,748 --> 00:14:46,983 Fine. 431 00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:48,587 Frank only lent you guys the money 432 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,329 'cause he thinks you're gonna fail. 433 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,628 In fact, he wants you to fail. 434 00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:55,801 See, he's what you would call a predatory lender, 435 00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:57,993 and he's simply taking advantage of you guys. 436 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,911 - Son of a bi... Son of... - Okay, okay. 437 00:15:00,945 --> 00:15:02,515 - All right, stop-stop talking. - Son of a bitch. 438 00:15:02,548 --> 00:15:04,919 - Just stop-stop talking. I get it. - Frank. 439 00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:08,093 This is a classic inflation-interest play. 440 00:15:08,127 --> 00:15:09,964 But I'll tell you something, Frank's not the only one 441 00:15:10,027 --> 00:15:12,101 who can be a predatory lender. 442 00:15:12,135 --> 00:15:14,105 I say we pivot. 443 00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:17,578 I say we don't sell people these inflatables. 444 00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:19,449 We rent them to them. 445 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,713 Well... he's hanging on. 446 00:15:34,746 --> 00:15:36,249 Doesn't sound like it. 447 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,723 Ow, ow. 448 00:15:39,756 --> 00:15:41,159 Rise and shine, Dee. 449 00:15:41,193 --> 00:15:43,297 - What time is it? - It's 4:00 in the morning. 450 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:45,267 We got to go. We got work to do. 451 00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:47,972 Just grab anything small. 452 00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:50,177 Lamps are good 'cause they're easy to run with. 453 00:15:50,211 --> 00:15:51,980 Hold on a second. Are we robbing this place? 454 00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:53,015 - Huh? - Hey! 455 00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:54,319 What the hell are you doing? 456 00:15:54,352 --> 00:15:55,621 You haven't paid your rent 457 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,890 in three months, you deadbeat. 458 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,293 You can't come in here and take my shit. 459 00:15:58,327 --> 00:15:59,963 Oh, you want it back? Well, then pay your rent. 460 00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:02,478 - I'm getting my gun. - Go for it, bitch! 461 00:16:02,513 --> 00:16:04,172 We got bulletproof vests on! 462 00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:05,908 Oh, no, I don't. I don't have a bulletproof vest. 463 00:16:05,941 --> 00:16:08,881 Relax, these guys are always bluffing. Grab stuff. 464 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:11,286 Frank, no. What is happening? You're a slumlord now? 465 00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:13,290 Yes, I collect on these guys, 466 00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:14,492 and if they don't pay, 467 00:16:14,518 --> 00:16:16,630 I throw 'em out on the street, like I did you. 468 00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:18,767 What? You're my landlord? 469 00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:21,907 Yeah, I got tired of paying your rent all those years, 470 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,610 so I bought the building. 471 00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:24,813 Why did you raise the rent? 472 00:16:24,846 --> 00:16:27,050 Inflation. I got to increase my nut. 473 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,155 - Goddamn it. - Oh, he's hot. 474 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,224 Oh, shit. 475 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,726 Relax, they never shoot. 476 00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:34,599 Ah, time to go. 477 00:16:34,632 --> 00:16:36,829 Pay your rent, you deadbeat. 478 00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:44,719 Dennis, it's, like, a little too windy 479 00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:46,656 I feel like we got to weigh all this stuff down, man. 480 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:48,260 Nah, it's fine, it's fine. 481 00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:50,397 Also, I got to talk to you about this Internet money, dude, 482 00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:52,802 because this guy does not know what he's sitting on, man. 483 00:16:52,835 --> 00:16:54,172 - He's a chump, dude... - Charlie, Charlie. 484 00:16:54,205 --> 00:16:56,243 Stop trying to talk business, all right? 485 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,045 - It's just not your strong suit, all right? - Yeah, yeah. Okay. 486 00:16:58,079 --> 00:16:59,983 Oh, here comes a customer. Here, let me do the talking. 487 00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:02,188 Hi, sir. Hi, how are you today? 488 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,690 It's a lovely day, isn't it? 489 00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:05,895 - A little windy. - A little breezy, yeah. 490 00:17:05,928 --> 00:17:07,799 Yeah, a little breezy. But, uh, anyway, 491 00:17:07,832 --> 00:17:09,067 are you here to buy some furniture? 492 00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:10,237 Yes, I am. 493 00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:11,773 - Okay, great. - Good, good. 494 00:17:11,807 --> 00:17:13,410 Hey, listen, what if I told you 495 00:17:13,443 --> 00:17:15,781 you could get your furniture for free? 496 00:17:15,815 --> 00:17:17,785 Yeah, see, times are very inflatable right now, okay? 497 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,722 Yeah, stop, stop. 498 00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:22,395 Have you ever considered owning an inflatable couch? 499 00:17:22,428 --> 00:17:25,201 Oh, yeah, I don't have a pool, so... 500 00:17:25,234 --> 00:17:27,138 - A pool? - Yeah, for the... 501 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,676 - Oh, no, no, no, I see, I see the confusion. - Oh-oh. 502 00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,743 - No, we're talking about for inside. - Yeah, inside your house. 503 00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:33,317 Oh. What? 504 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,788 - Like, how much do you currently rent your couch for? - Yeah. 505 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,391 I-I don't rent my couch. 506 00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:38,758 What? 507 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:43,403 You pay full price for your couch? 508 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,341 That's outrageous. 509 00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:48,780 - Oh, shit. - Oh, no. 510 00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:52,455 - Goddamn it. - Yeah. 511 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,394 I'm telling you, man, you have got to go to the hospital. 512 00:17:55,427 --> 00:17:58,901 Oh, and spend the remainder of our nut on medical bills? 513 00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:00,170 I don't think so, Dennis. 514 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,742 I'll simply stop blowing up the furniture. 515 00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:05,360 It is not the furniture, Mac. Okay? It is the nuts. 516 00:18:06,249 --> 00:18:07,818 Dee, what the hell are you doing here? 517 00:18:07,852 --> 00:18:09,989 Guys, I have information 518 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,693 that will change the course of your company, 519 00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:15,267 and I will tell you what it is if you let me stay here. 520 00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:16,736 Yeah, no, Charlie already tried that shit. 521 00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:17,939 - I did that move, yeah. - Yeah. 522 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,776 He, he did this. 523 00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,815 Yeah. Uh, Dee, why are you gluing your hand to the wall? 524 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:24,319 - I mean, it's no way to solve a problem. - Yeah. 525 00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:25,888 Yeah, guys, please, 526 00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:27,124 I have a solution to all of our problems, 527 00:18:27,158 --> 00:18:28,407 but you got to let me talk, okay? 528 00:18:28,432 --> 00:18:29,985 Now, you guys are all completely over-leveraged, 529 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,587 and that's the problem, right? My investment, 530 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,172 this thing was only, like, ten dollars a unit, 531 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,133 then it, like, dropped down to basically nothing, 532 00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,860 because it's a speculative market, right? 533 00:18:36,885 --> 00:18:38,822 I'm making a bet that the SEC's not gonna regulate. 534 00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:40,484 Of course, regulation's gonna come in at some point, 535 00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:42,855 it always does, but right now it's completely unregulated. 536 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,261 Now, I'm not talking about getting out over our skis, 537 00:18:45,294 --> 00:18:47,131 I'm just talking about making an investment tonight, 538 00:18:47,164 --> 00:18:49,435 turn it around tomorrow... we'll net double. 539 00:18:50,468 --> 00:18:51,484 Holy shit. 540 00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:52,909 - That's money talk. - Yeah. 541 00:18:52,942 --> 00:18:54,479 - That's money talk. - Where did you learn to talk like that? 542 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,216 Living with Frank, man. I've been trying to tell you 543 00:18:56,249 --> 00:18:57,785 that I'm picking up on this stuff. So, look, guys, 544 00:18:57,818 --> 00:19:00,089 let's pool all of our remaining nut together 545 00:19:00,124 --> 00:19:02,060 and turn it into a big pile of green, 546 00:19:02,086 --> 00:19:03,455 and then everybody gets a taste. 547 00:19:04,365 --> 00:19:07,171 Okay, I didn't love the sound of that, but, uh... 548 00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:08,756 Was it unclear? I was talking about, like, 549 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,246 a huge pile of green, like, and everyone is, like... 550 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:13,317 - Money talk? - ...slurping that shit down. 551 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:14,752 Let's do it. 552 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,762 - Bam. - Oh, wow. 553 00:19:19,796 --> 00:19:22,168 - I've got a lot of questions. - Yeah, me, too. 554 00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:23,804 - Sure, sure. Go ahead. - Now, Charlie, 555 00:19:23,837 --> 00:19:26,543 did you take... all of my money... 556 00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:28,847 - Mm-hmm. - ...and invest it in a box 557 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,152 full of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies? 558 00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:33,190 Yes. Very good, Dennis. Very good. 559 00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:34,425 I wasn't sure you knew what they are. 560 00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:35,794 Yeah, so these are, like, from 1991. 561 00:19:35,828 --> 00:19:38,100 These are the original ones, right? 562 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,270 Super hard to find, super valuable. 563 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,042 - Are they? - Oh, dude, big time. Right? So, here's what I'm thinking. 564 00:19:43,075 --> 00:19:44,379 Could we turn these around tonight 565 00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:46,624 and make a little profit? Sure, but I say 566 00:19:46,649 --> 00:19:48,487 we sit on them. Maybe we eat one or two. 567 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,190 This is exactly what I was worried about. 568 00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:51,926 Well, you're not thinking big picture here. 569 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,653 - No, I'm thinking big pic... - All right, loan's due. 570 00:19:54,678 --> 00:19:56,269 First installment. 571 00:19:56,303 --> 00:19:57,805 And I'm armed 572 00:19:57,838 --> 00:20:00,511 and I got a vest, so don't try nothing. 573 00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:04,118 - What do you got there? - 1991's delicious cream-filled 574 00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:05,354 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies, 575 00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:07,191 fresh from the sewers to me. 576 00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:10,239 Are they made from real turtle? 577 00:20:10,264 --> 00:20:11,900 Probably. 578 00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:13,451 How much you want for 'em? 579 00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:16,008 They're not for sale, Frank. 580 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,547 Uh, mine... mine are for sale. 581 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:21,152 I own some of those, and mine are definitely for sale. 582 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,855 He has a very minimal share, Frank. 583 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,631 Ah. 584 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:27,506 Market dictates the value, Charlie. 585 00:20:27,631 --> 00:20:29,053 Well... 586 00:20:29,748 --> 00:20:32,075 not when your demand is more than 587 00:20:32,108 --> 00:20:34,124 the supply. 588 00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:37,510 Fine, I'll get 'em somewhere else. 589 00:20:38,063 --> 00:20:39,255 Will you? 590 00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:42,442 Oh, I don't think so, Frank. 591 00:20:42,561 --> 00:20:44,132 Oh... uh-oh. 592 00:20:44,165 --> 00:20:47,204 'Cause I bought the last remaining ones there are. 593 00:20:47,238 --> 00:20:48,306 No... 594 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,959 Nice work. 595 00:20:52,235 --> 00:20:54,172 And you kept it crypto. 596 00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:56,356 You should have listened to me, Frank. 597 00:20:56,569 --> 00:20:58,139 Fine. 598 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,164 Name your price. 599 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,850 Board up that new room and the noisy toilet, 600 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,209 forgive Mac and Dennis's loan, 601 00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:07,645 give Dee her apartment back, 602 00:21:07,678 --> 00:21:09,348 and return everything to the status quo. 603 00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:10,617 That's too big a ask. 604 00:21:10,651 --> 00:21:12,254 That's inflation, Frank. 605 00:21:12,288 --> 00:21:13,957 You want the pies or not? 606 00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:16,886 Fine. Done. 607 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:21,038 - Good work, Charlie. - Thank you very much, Frank. 608 00:21:26,037 --> 00:21:27,538 I appreciate it. 609 00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:34,413 _ 610 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,428 _ 611 00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:40,439 Are you still eating the nuts? 612 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:41,633 Hmm? 613 00:21:41,658 --> 00:21:42,714 _ 614 00:21:43,319 --> 00:21:45,592 _ 615 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,071 _ 616 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:51,699 Does he want to get to the hospital or to Costco? 617 00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:53,236 - Costco. - He wants more nuts. 618 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,672 - Costco, yeah. - You know what, buddy? 619 00:21:54,705 --> 00:21:56,409 I think we'll take you to the hospital, 620 00:21:56,443 --> 00:21:58,113 and they'll have nuts, and you can... 621 00:21:58,146 --> 00:21:59,482 you can die there. 622 00:22:04,506 --> 00:22:05,375 _ 623 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:13,051 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com