1 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,300 Let me out, please! 2 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Bye, lads. 3 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,520 Sorry. 4 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,960 With a low temperature of... 5 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,660 Annie? 6 00:01:54,759 --> 00:01:56,459 Annie! 7 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,580 What? 8 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,740 What? 9 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,140 It's your Terry... he's on the street. 10 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,240 Come quick! 11 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,080 Terry! 12 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,419 Terry... 13 00:02:09,519 --> 00:02:11,519 Terry! 14 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,660 Terry. 15 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,760 Terry, wake up. 16 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,340 Terry, wake up. 17 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,440 Wake up! 18 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:32,940 Thanks, love. I'll see you. 19 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,040 Yeah. I'll leave you to it. 20 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,060 Where is it, Terry? 21 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,240 Where is the bloody money, Terry? 22 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,740 Where is it? Where's the bloody pay, Terry? 23 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,820 Where is it?! Where's the bloody money, Terry? 24 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,020 Stupid... 25 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,060 Where is it?! 26 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,340 Oh, you... 27 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,760 filthy bugger! 28 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,160 Bloody hell. 29 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,780 Oh... 30 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,020 Oh, God! 31 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,800 Sorry, Annie... 32 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:47,700 _ 33 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,060 Bloody hell. 34 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,680 Goodbye, rain. Hello, 300 days of sunshine a year. 35 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,540 We could have our tea in the garden. 36 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,540 Imagine having a proper garden. 37 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,020 Maybe you could get a palm tree, have coconuts for breakfast. 38 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,120 A fresh start. 39 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,480 I won't let you down. 40 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,980 Blimey. Where are you going? 41 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,340 Australia, mate. 42 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,180 Oh! How long's that going to take? 43 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,300 Six weeks, three days and approximately 14 hours. 44 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,420 Oh. 45 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,780 - Try living with him. - Hold that for me, son. 46 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:59,900 Here we go, then. 47 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 The start of our new lives. 48 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,920 - Come on, gang. - Right. 49 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,800 Get that, please, lad. 50 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,800 More arrivals. 51 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,760 There'll be hundreds of us. 52 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,340 I can't believe we're actually doing this. 53 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,440 Are you having doubts? 54 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,740 No. 55 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,840 No, of course not. 56 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,620 Australia - a great place for families. 57 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,660 Australia is an exciting new land. 58 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,740 A country in the modern world. 59 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,940 Create a real home for your family. 60 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,820 A good place to grow. 61 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,180 There's a bright future. 62 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,380 Come over to the sunny side. 63 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,800 The cost of the journey halfway around the world is £10. 64 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,880 Look for a new start on your way to Australia. 65 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:14,904 *CREDITS* 66 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,080 Welcome to Australia. 67 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,500 Hey, look at that. 68 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,020 They let them work in shorts. 69 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,240 I love Australia, me! 70 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,240 What do you think we've got in there, Tommy guns? 71 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,540 What's happening? 72 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,120 Whites only. Rules. 73 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,520 Three, two, one. 74 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,400 Next up, please. 75 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,100 Does everyone have their picture taken? 76 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,200 All new arrivals, yeah. 77 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,860 Three, two, one. 78 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,640 Thanks. Thanks. 79 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,520 Next. 80 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 _ 81 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,480 You're supposed to be traveling with your fiancé, Henry Broad. 82 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,900 He changed his mind. 83 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,280 Couldn't face leaving England. 84 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,580 You realise on this scheme you have to give up your passport for two years? 85 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,060 - No exceptions. - Yeah, I realise. 86 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,620 So once you pass by me, 87 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,580 you won't be seeing your fiancé again for a long, long time. 88 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,620 Well... 89 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,720 It was his decision. 90 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,320 I want to live in Australia. 91 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,820 All right. Come on, then. 92 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,340 Go on, Peter. 93 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,140 All aboard! 94 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,740 - Annie? - Go on. 95 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:11,940 - Kate? - Hi! 96 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,620 Terry, this is Kate. I met her on the boat. I told you. 97 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,500 - This is my husband, Terry. - Charmed. 98 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,055 - Are ya? - We're gonna miss it, come on. 99 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,380 Looks like we're neighbours. 100 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,480 - Go on. You get on. - Thanks. 101 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,140 Hiya. How you doing? 102 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,340 OK? 103 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,440 No smoke, no fog. 104 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,400 Hey, look at them. 105 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,500 Amazing. 106 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,480 Well, you don't see that in Stockport precinct. 107 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,540 Oh. Here we go. 108 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,640 Home sweet home. 109 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,120 - Is that...? - Can't be. 110 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,800 Where are the houses? 111 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,880 Bloody hell. 112 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,240 It's like a prisoner of war camp. 113 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,420 G'day, g'day, new arrivals. 114 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,520 Fresh meat. 115 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,660 Welcome to paradise. 116 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,420 I'm the bloke that runs the place. 117 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,060 John Joseph Walker. 118 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,860 Everyone calls me JJ. 119 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,060 Now, I don't want to hear any of this Mr Walker crap 120 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,220 like you got in the UK. 121 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,700 You're in Aus now, and it's JJ. 122 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,220 Right. 123 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,180 Let's get some names going. 124 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,420 Pattie. 125 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,620 And this place is a dump. 126 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,940 - It's nothing like the photos they showed. - Pattie! 127 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,580 No, no, no. 128 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,380 Young lady's entitled to her opinion. 129 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,580 Over here, we have a little phrase for you Brits... 130 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,780 "whingeing poms"... 131 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,660 - Poms? - because you come over here 132 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,660 from boring old Blighty with its rain and its rationing 133 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,740 and we embrace you. 134 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,500 We invite you to our sun-licked paradise to work hard 135 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,860 and prosper, maybe even own your own home. 136 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,820 But all some of you do is bitch and moan 137 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,340 and complain about how much you miss good old England. 138 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,520 So no, Patricia, my love. 139 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,740 The Ritz Hotel, it is not. 140 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:15,100 But until your parents get a job, it's yours, 141 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:19,740 rent-free with hot and/or cold running water. 142 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,780 So... 143 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,580 Shall we? 144 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,020 Ooh, outside dunnies. You're going to love that. 145 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,760 A cool breeze washing over your bangers and mash. 146 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,860 There's only one bedroom. 147 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,180 What? 148 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,820 Where do we sleep? 149 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,920 That folds out. 150 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,660 It's so hot. 151 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,300 - What's that? What is it?! - Oh, it's a cockroach. 152 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,900 You know they can live for a week without bread? 153 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,020 - Oh! How long can they live squashed? - Pattie! 154 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,540 - They carry disease. - Just like you! 155 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,100 We came to the other side of the world to live in squalor? 156 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,740 Listen, everybody, this is just temporary, OK? 157 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,660 - A lick of paint and it'll be lovely. - A lick of paint, Terry? 158 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,940 We've sold everything we own to come here. 159 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,040 It was all my stupid idea. 160 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,920 Annie. 161 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,980 You happy now? 162 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,580 I didn't want to come here in the first place. 163 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,680 Where do you think you're going? 164 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,420 Now, because you were supposed to be in a couple, 165 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,660 I had you in a different hut, 166 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,420 but single woman, different scenario. 167 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,860 So I've got you next to the Andersons, 168 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,220 - Bill and Sheila. She's great. You'll like her. - Yeah? 169 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,440 Him... bit of a stick up his arse. 170 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,340 So, have you got work lined up? 171 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,260 Yes. A nurse in Cockburn. 172 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,360 Ah! Then you'll be golden. 173 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,080 So... 174 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,220 This is you. 175 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,820 Thank you. 176 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,920 It's, uh... 177 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,500 beautiful. 178 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,740 So he just let you go, then, did he? 179 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,300 Across to the other side of the world without him? 180 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,860 He got cold feet. 181 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,440 Wow. He must be mad. 182 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,820 Word to the wise... in the hostel, most are married, 183 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,740 but it doesn't stop people trying for a bit extra, 184 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,420 especially the Italians. 185 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,940 So if you are kneading your oats, don't groan too loud. 186 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,060 These walls are paper thin. 187 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,160 Toodle-oo. 188 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,060 Pattie was right. 189 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,700 They lied to us. 190 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,960 They showed us whitewashed houses and they showed us huge gardens. 191 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,260 And that's what we'll have. 192 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,980 We'll make it work. 193 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,460 We will. 194 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,560 This is just... 195 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,060 Remember when we went on that holiday? 196 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,220 Grange-over-Sands. 197 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,540 - Mm. - What was that B&B like? 198 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,580 A bloody hovel. 199 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,460 And that woman that ran it, face like a smacked arse. 200 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,560 And we were like, "Good God, where have we come?" 201 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,020 Well, what happened, Annie? 202 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,580 - We had a good time. - Correct. 203 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,100 Because you wouldn't let us not. 204 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,020 Because it was our one holiday of the year. 205 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,340 And because we paid up front. 206 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,700 Yeah, and what did it turn out to be? 207 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,040 Best bloody holiday we ever had. 208 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,940 Well, until the last day, when you got steaming drunk 209 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,420 with Leon from South Port, 210 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,420 and then me and Mrs Leon had to send out a search party, 211 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,660 - didn't we? - Yeah, all right. 212 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,660 And then you both lost money at the tracks. 213 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,820 Uh, mine had three legs. 214 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,180 And somehow you lost a shoe. 215 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,460 And to this day, Terry Roberts, I'll never understand 216 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,100 - where that shoe went. - All right, all right. 217 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,940 Jesus Christ, Annie! 218 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,680 You're like a bloody donkey, aren't you? You never forget. 219 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,900 What are you laughing at? 220 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,660 You! 221 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,760 A donkey? 222 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,900 - It's something else, isn't it? - Yes, it is. 223 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400 You brought us here for a reason. 224 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,320 For me. 225 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,640 For this. 226 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,080 To get us back to where we were. 227 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,260 Yeah. 228 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,360 And that's what we're going to do. 229 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,480 Come here. 230 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 I love you, Annie Roberts. 231 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,080 I love you too, you silly bugger. 232 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Come on, boys! 233 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,900 Are these the loos? 234 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,260 Hi. 235 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,360 - Hi. - Sorry about that. 236 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,820 Fresh meat. You playing? 237 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,060 Yeah. All right. As long as I'm striker. 238 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,620 I was talking to your brother. 239 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,220 No, thanks. 240 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,320 Suit yourself. 241 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,940 Hey! 242 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,040 I was serious. 243 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,560 All right. Come on, then. 244 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,200 Come on. You're playing. 245 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,560 - Run! Come on! - Stop. 246 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,780 - Penalty. - It was a clean tackle. 247 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,600 A clean tackle? He chopped me down. 248 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,040 It's my ball. 249 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,400 Give... 250 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:15,900 Pattie! 251 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,680 - You OK? - Yeah. 252 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,160 Easy, son. Don't get too close. 253 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,400 No. 254 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,380 Aye, here's a job in Fernbrook, 255 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,700 digging ditches to lay pipes for gas. 256 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800 Can you dig holes? 257 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,760 Well, yes. 258 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,940 But I'm a fully qualified builder. 259 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,240 - I'm skilled in demolition and... - So you're happy to dig holes? 260 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,420 I'll do what I need to do. 261 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,460 I'm a grafter. 262 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,460 But ideally, I do want skilled to do. 263 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,500 Hurry up! 264 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,060 - Yeah, I'll dig holes. - Great. 265 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,960 I'll just check no Australians want this, otherwise it's yours. 266 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,720 Oh, yeah, will do. 267 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,240 Come in. 268 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,500 Marvin, I've got to go. 269 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,980 A pom's just walked in. 270 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,780 Yeah, pasty skin. 271 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,340 He looks like he's got TB. 272 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,140 Tea and biscuits for elevenses? 273 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,240 Puttin' on me top hat. 274 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,420 Yeah, bye, mate, bye. 275 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,520 Oh... 276 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,960 All right, pom, show me your muscles. 277 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,520 Good enough. 278 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:17,100 I'm an easy going boss, but I got three golden rules. 279 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,700 One - we all work hard, we all go home on time. 280 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,540 Two - thieving will not be tolerated. 281 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,260 I don't care if it's a screwdriver or a ton of lead piping. 282 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,780 Get caught, I'll call the law. 283 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,700 Three - don't ask me for a sub. 284 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,140 You got more chance of spotting a one-legged wallaby peeing 285 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,860 on a Kiwi's grave. 286 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,960 We understand each other? 287 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,300 - Certainly do. - Good. 288 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,080 Righto. 289 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,460 This is Terry. 290 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,820 He's from the United Kingdom. 291 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,460 Make him welcome. 292 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,660 Or he might hit you with his croquet mallet. 293 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,020 "What, what?" 294 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,500 All right, then. 295 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,600 Dean'll show you around. 296 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,680 All right, school bag. 297 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,940 - Lovely. - Thanks, Mum. Bye. 298 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,680 Big smiles now, and be friendly. 299 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,680 And be good! 300 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,860 I don't understand. Here they call underpants "undies". 301 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,300 Yeah. Incredible - they dropped the word "pants". 302 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,900 No, but... 303 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,260 But why would they change that? It doesn't make sense. 304 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,940 Try and be more normal, Peter. 305 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,080 You need to make new friends. 306 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,380 All right? 307 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,780 It just seems unnecessary. 308 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,080 Hello? 309 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,820 Hi, I'm Kate. 310 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,380 I know who you are, Your Majesty. 311 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,460 I was wondering if it's possible to use a telephone. 312 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,700 I need to call the consulate. It won't take long. 313 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,120 For you, ma'am, anything. 314 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,340 Hello? Operator? 315 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,620 I'd like to make an international call. 316 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,780 Hello? 317 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,860 Sandra. 318 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,420 It's Kate. Is my mum there? 319 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,620 I'm phoning from abroad. 320 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,400 Margie! It's your Kate. 321 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,080 Katheryn? 322 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,300 Oh, my goodness! 323 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,140 I don't understand why you did this. 324 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,060 What's he saying? 325 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,940 He's going crazy. 326 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,340 Saying he's getting the next boat out there. 327 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,540 - When's that? - I have no idea. 328 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,780 Well, if he asks, just say that you haven't heard from me. 329 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,500 - Lie? - Yes. 330 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,600 Or say that I'm in Perth. 331 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,320 I don't understand. 332 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,100 I've got to go. 333 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,620 I don't understand why you're doing this. 334 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,720 Mum, I had to. 335 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,060 I love you. Bye. 336 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,600 All sorted? With the consulate? 337 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,720 Yep. 338 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,200 Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. 339 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,160 Are you the concierge? 340 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,240 Aussie dunny, mate, used by Australians only. 341 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,240 - Well, I need a leak. - Go down there. 342 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,540 I'm not peeing in the bushes. 343 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,640 Don't you all piss outside in Britain? 344 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,200 - No. - Hey, listen, I'm not joking. 345 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,020 All right? 346 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,460 It's an Aussie dunny 347 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,260 for Aussie piss and Aussie shit. 348 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,360 You got it? 349 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,260 I don't want any trouble. 350 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,640 You're not getting any trouble. You're getting an education. 351 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,580 You got blacks in Britain, don't ya? 352 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,680 Yes. 353 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,980 Well, over here, 354 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,080 you're the black. 355 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,480 So go and piss in the bushes. 356 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,780 Have a look at this, boys. 357 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,780 He's over there, look. Made him piss in the bushes. 358 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,740 Hey! 359 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,740 Hey, what are you doing? 360 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,840 I spent all morning doing that. 361 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,900 You're blocking my path. 362 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,740 Dirt goes on that side. 363 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,840 Old mate. 364 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,900 Here you go. 365 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,500 Thank you, Victoria. 366 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,680 - See you tomorrow. Yes? - Thank you. 367 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,140 No. 368 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,660 To the back. 369 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,340 To the back of the queue. 370 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,440 Go! 371 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,260 Thank you. 372 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,580 I'm sorry, why is she not being served? 373 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,500 They get served after us. 374 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,540 Thank you. 375 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,580 Yellow - that's lovely. 376 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,680 That'll be two shillings. 377 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,980 I'd like to speak to the manager, please. 378 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,300 - Manager? - Yes. 379 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,400 Out the back. 380 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,360 This is a disgrace. 381 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,740 Oh. 382 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,300 I was looking for the manager. 383 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,500 You found her? 384 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,580 Oh, are you here for the supervisor role? 385 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,740 I'm sorry? 386 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,300 I'll get you the application form. 387 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,980 What's your name, my darling? 388 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,180 Come in. 389 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,220 Sorry for the mess. 390 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,500 You know what they say... messy office, tidy mind or... 391 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,980 I don't know what they say. 392 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,500 Do you want some pineapple upside down cake? 393 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,380 One of the girls made it. It's delicious. 394 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,540 - Er, no, I'm here because I want to... - What's your name? 395 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,660 Mrs Roberts. 396 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,100 - But the reas... - Your real name. 397 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,320 Mrs Roberts! You English, you're so formal. 398 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,260 - Annie. - Annie. Fantastic. 399 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,140 Now, you've got qualifications, I assume, 400 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,860 but I don't put much store by all that. 401 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,140 I trust my instincts. 402 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,060 If I like you, I hire you. 403 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,340 Now, fill that in. Use my desk if you need to. 404 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,440 Or you can bring it back tomorrow. 405 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,680 Erm, I was actually coming to, erm... 406 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,540 Yeah. I'm more than qualified. 407 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,140 Fantastic. 408 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,060 Put all your information down there. 409 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,460 Come over with your family. 410 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,560 Husband, kids? 411 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,320 Oh, no. My... my husband died. 412 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,300 So it's just me and the kids. 413 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400 New start. 414 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,740 I'm sorry to hear that, Annie. 415 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,840 All the more reason to work. 416 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,880 Listen, I've got to pee. 417 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,140 But I'll look forward to your application. 418 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,160 Bloody pom. 419 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,420 Pst! Pst! 420 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,520 In here. 421 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,180 You look like a man could use a drink. 422 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,600 Eh... Voila! 423 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,420 Anything you need, I'm your man. Oh, shush. It's contraband. 424 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,900 Bloody hell. 425 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,480 They call me Party Arty. 426 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,260 I'll just have this. 427 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,020 - Arthur Farthingdon. - Terry Roberts. 428 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,140 Monsieur. 429 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,340 Ta. 430 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,460 Let me tell you, my friend, things are better over here. 431 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,100 We're a good community and we look out for each other. 432 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,540 Well, most of us. 433 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,820 There's a few Europeans you have to watch, 434 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,920 especially the Dutch. 435 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,180 Any Germans here? 436 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,780 There are, actually. 437 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,540 Nice people. 438 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,140 Can't blame them, can we? 439 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,440 They weren't all fans of mein Fuhrer. 440 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,600 You fight? 441 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,520 Battle of Arnhem. 442 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,460 Got captured. 443 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,560 Tried to escape twice. 444 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,780 Ended up in Dresden. 445 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,780 Dresden? 446 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,220 Bad as they say? 447 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,320 Worse. 448 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,100 Yourself? 449 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,200 Burma. 450 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,200 Every day was rolling the dice. 451 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,320 But I survived. 452 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,680 The good Lord spared me. 453 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,820 So the way I see it, 454 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,880 we owe it to those that fell to make the most of our lives. 455 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,860 Beach! 456 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,960 Come on. 457 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,540 - How was school? - Good. 458 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,060 - The kids were? - About 70 % nice. 459 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,160 Not bad for the first day. 460 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,520 Clap your eyes on that. 461 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,120 Oh, wow! 462 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,940 Look at it. 463 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,040 It's beautiful. 464 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,260 Last one in is a sissy! 465 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,540 Oop! Come on, then! 466 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,980 All right! Don't mind us! 467 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,020 You go with them if you like. I'll sort all this out. 468 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,220 Nah, it's fine. 469 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,260 - I hear there's jellyfish in there anyway. - Oh! 470 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,460 That's it! 471 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,180 Good girl! 472 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,280 Whee! 473 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,180 Come on. 474 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,780 Pattie's the sissy! 475 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,380 Wahey! 476 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,480 Go on. 477 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,380 There just was too many problems. 478 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,740 There was too many things that he just wouldn't... 479 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,980 He wouldn't talk about it. 480 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,340 All our money was going on booze and gambling. 481 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,220 He was in a right mess. 482 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,460 Pattie's at that age where she's interested in boys, 483 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,560 and he would just blow his top. 484 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,220 He hated them. 485 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,900 All of them. 486 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 No-one was ever good enough. 487 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,440 When he's sober, he's such a lovely man. 488 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,680 But drunk, he's... 489 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,020 Listen to me talking all about myself. Sorry. 490 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,720 You weren't. You were talking about Terry. 491 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,100 You're very brave, you know? 492 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,760 Traveling over here by yourself. 493 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,940 Right. Come on. We're going in. 494 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,420 - You said there were jellyfish. - There is. 495 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,520 - And sharks, so come on. Come on! - No! 496 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,420 Oh, it's rather nice. 497 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,420 Whose van is this? 498 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,520 Never you mind. 499 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,680 Whose is it? 500 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,820 JJ's. 501 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,700 JJ's? 502 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,140 I know where he keeps the keys when he's off-site, 503 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,540 but I figure there's no point, it just sitting there. 504 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,340 - I heard Kate called you. - Oh! Henry. 505 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,440 Where is she? 506 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,200 - I swear, Henry, she didn't tell me. - Hey, hey, hey. 507 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,220 I love her, Margie. 508 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,020 I want to be with her. 509 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,940 So the next time she calls, 510 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,040 you find out where she is for me. 511 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,920 Oh, no. Oh. Uck. 512 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,620 All smiles, Bill. 513 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,720 All smiles. 514 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,640 Hello, dear. 515 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,860 Terry, I've been thinking, right? 516 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,060 Oh, that's dangerous. You don't want to be doing too much of that. 517 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,400 No. No, no, listen. I've been thinking... 518 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,040 about me working out here. 519 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,320 You've got a job. 520 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,040 Me. And the kids. 521 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,720 You're brilliant at it. 522 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,080 You are. 523 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,200 How do you get this undone? 524 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,880 Get your cap. 525 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,420 You OK? 526 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,580 Yeah. Just schoolwork. 527 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,580 That's good. 528 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,300 You keep at it. 529 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,400 You're a bright girl. 530 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,280 So full of confidence. 531 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,960 I envy you. 532 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,080 I do. 533 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,520 You've got your whole future ahead of you. 534 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,220 Nothing to stop you 535 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,480 achieving everything that you're capable of. 536 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,340 Ah, hello again. 537 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,420 I want to tell you the truth. 538 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,520 Right. 539 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,160 When you asked me about my husband, I lied. 540 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,360 He's not dead. 541 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,460 He's useless sometimes. 542 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,940 And the reason we came here was to stop him from drinking 543 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,040 himself to death. 544 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,400 He's very much alive and well. 545 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,320 Right. 546 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,320 So why lie? 547 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,120 I really want this job. 548 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,780 But Terry, my husband, says that I've got two kids, 549 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,880 so that's my job. 550 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,100 But I am honest and I am capable and hardworking. 551 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,940 And despite what I said the other day, I am trustworthy. 552 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,160 - And if you give me this opportunity... - Right, right, right. 553 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,160 I really want it. 554 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,660 Christ alive, Annie, you are one crazy cat. 555 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,760 You know that? 556 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,480 I see a lot of myself in you... 557 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,640 and I like it. 558 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,940 Now get out of here, you nut. 559 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,100 Go! Go, go. 560 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,380 Hey, move it, pom! 561 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,300 G'day, Sheila. 562 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,400 Hut inspection. 563 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,140 - This new? - Mm-hm. 564 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,940 You know what drives me crazy? 565 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,060 They always put Britain smack bang in the centre. 566 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,300 I want a map... 567 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,740 with Australia in the middle, 568 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,240 centre of the universe, where we belong. 569 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,840 I got your return application. 570 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,520 Is it because of me? 571 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,140 - No. - I told you... 572 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,240 no-one need know. 573 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,380 It's not you. 574 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,480 Signature, please. 575 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,780 When? 576 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,420 It's not you, John. 577 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,520 She... 578 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,560 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 579 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,600 Oh! 580 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,180 Oh, hey, sorry, pom. 581 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,940 The rope snapped. 582 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,460 You could've killed me! 583 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,780 I will try harder next time, eh? 584 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,540 And maybe one of our mob will get a job. Huh? 585 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,700 Ten-pound loser. 586 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,540 Get down here now! 587 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,060 Oh, don't be silly, mate. Lost your mind, have you, mate? 588 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,160 Get down! 589 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,940 Oi, oi... 590 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,040 Come on, get up. 591 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,460 Lunatic! 592 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,440 - Come on, Dean. - Come on, Dean. 593 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,540 Come on! 594 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,880 Give it to him! 595 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,540 Give it to him, mate. 596 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,220 Aargh! 597 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,820 Break it up! Get off him! 598 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,920 On your feet. On your feet. 599 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,660 Who started this? 600 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,760 - He did. - He did. 601 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,620 We weren't fighting. 602 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,100 No? 603 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,340 What was it? A prelude to sex? 604 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,540 - He dropped those pipes on me... he could've killed me. - No. 605 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,060 - It were an accident, boss. - Accident, my arse. 606 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,820 This again, huh? 607 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,280 - What? - You think he's taking Aussie work? 608 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,220 We invited him here, 609 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,580 and he's doing the work 610 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,340 that you lot won't... without complaint. 611 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,740 Shake hands. 612 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,840 Shake. Hands. 613 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,200 - Yeah, there you go. - See? 614 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,980 Now give him a hug. 615 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,900 What? 616 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,800 Fighting on site's a sackable offense. 617 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,500 Now a little kiss. 618 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,140 Come on, Billy. Come on! 619 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,800 You kiss him, Dean, or I'll get those dismissal papers ready. 620 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,660 Come on! 621 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,900 Little peck. 622 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,720 Get off! 623 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,980 You want me to make sweet love to him next? Come on. 624 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,900 Here you go. 625 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 There you go. 626 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,620 Go on, get back to work, you lot. 627 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,460 Go on, you bastards. 628 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,900 - Ha-ha! - Get back to work, you bastards! 629 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 What's so bloody funny? 630 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,620 Tonight's slurp night. 631 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,540 A few of us are going out. 632 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,640 You want to come? 633 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,500 Yeah, that'll be good, thanks. 634 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,600 Good. 635 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,040 Hope you've got deep pockets. 636 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,420 You're buying, sweetheart. 637 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,780 Let's hit the pub, Paulie. 638 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,340 How you going? 639 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,640 Oh, very thirsty. Toodle-oo. 640 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,980 Eh, four beers, a bourbon 641 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:49,020 and, er, Coca-Cola. 642 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,420 Coca-Cola? 643 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,660 Or a lemonade, whatever you've got. 644 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,300 What, for you? 645 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,400 Yeah. 646 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,080 Yeah. 647 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,700 Give us a beer. 648 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,800 That's more like it. 649 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,680 All right. Mind how you go. 650 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,520 Goodnight, fellas. 651 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,240 Oh! 652 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,420 - Are you OK? - Ow! 653 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,940 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 654 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,180 - I didn't even see you. - Do you not use your brakes?! 655 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,780 I am so sorry. How's this? 656 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,300 Shit. 657 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,340 Sorry. I know that's not very ladylike. 658 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,140 All right, Do you want me to take you to a hospital, 659 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,380 or I can call an ambulance? 660 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,100 No, no, what I really need is a stiff drink. 661 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,260 Could you help me with that? 662 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,780 That I can do, yeah. 663 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,940 OK. 664 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,540 - OK. - Here. 665 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,740 Careful. Careful. 666 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,580 - OK. You all right? - Yeah. 667 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,140 Two, three, four... 668 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,040 Drink, drink, drink! 669 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,360 Come on! Go, go! 670 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,960 You all right there, mate? 671 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,360 Good. 672 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,140 Never better. 673 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,420 One too many, eh? 674 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,140 What? No. 675 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,240 I'm good for another. 676 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,520 I had you all wrong, mate. 677 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,640 But you're still a pommy bastard. 678 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,960 You want to see the real Australia? 679 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,380 You never seen the real Australia 680 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,840 till you've driven the dirt roads at night. 681 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,100 Hey? What do you reckon? 682 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,200 Let's go for a spin. 683 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,480 Yeah. 684 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,660 Well, your leg seems a lot better. 685 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,120 It is. Thank you. 686 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,920 I'd like to see you again. 687 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,160 I'd like that too. 688 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,080 Kiss me. 689 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,620 Um... 690 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,260 How will I reach you? 691 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,740 I'll call you. At the office. 692 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,780 Um, my surname's Carter. 693 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,420 Robbie Carter. 694 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,820 Well, until next time, then, 695 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,920 Robbie Carter. 696 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,620 This road goes for about 150 mile. 697 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:46,860 Funny places, too, dotted all around the place. 698 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,220 There's a bar and a pub in about ten mile. 699 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,900 You should see some of the hooligans in there, boy. 700 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,480 Look like the brothers been fucking them sisters. 701 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,780 Hey, I meant to ask you. 702 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,540 Do you prefer the head lamps on, or do you want them off? 703 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,140 We'll turn them off. There you go. 704 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,220 Oh, Jesus! 705 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,820 - What's up? - It's pitch-black, Dean. 706 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,100 That's the idea! 707 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:20,860 Now we're livin', boy. 708 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,420 Christ! 709 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,520 Dean, Jesus Christ! 710 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,660 Jesus. I hope we don't hit a roo. Those bastards are tough. 711 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,620 You don't want to hit one of them... couldn't be good. 712 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,580 Turn them on. Eh? Turn it back on! 713 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,700 - Yee-haw, boy! - Please, Dean! 714 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,740 - You're a fucking lunatic. Turn them back on! - All right. 715 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,060 Turn them back on! All right, all right, all right. 716 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,160 Fucking hell! 717 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,080 Hey! 718 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,600 Hey, pom, you look like you pissed your pants there. 719 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,680 Idiot. 720 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,860 It's all right. 721 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,580 Come on, let's go to this pub. 722 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,420 It's only ten minutes up the road. 723 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,500 Might get a couple of sheilas, too, eh? 724 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,260 Don't know about you, but I'm a sobering up. 725 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,180 Shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit. 726 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,280 What was that? 727 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 _ 728 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,520 Michael. 729 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,660 Michael! Michael! 730 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,820 Michael! 731 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,580 No, please! Michael! 732 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,620 No! 733 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,880 Michael, please! 734 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,160 Kate? 735 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,920 What the hell are you doing? 736 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,840 We'd better get out and have a look. 737 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,080 Anything? 738 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,640 Oh! 739 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,760 Struth! 740 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,400 What? 741 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,360 What? 742 00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:00,940 What? 743 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,580 Oh, God! 744 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,800 Uh... 745 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,860 Abo kid. 746 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,960 No wonder we couldn't see him. 747 00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,860 Oh, God. 748 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,500 - Is he breathing? - Don't touch him. 749 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,420 Don't touch him. 750 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:19,940 Oi! 751 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,600 No! 752 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,420 It an accident. 753 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,140 Sorry. We didn't see him. 754 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,620 What's he doing out in the road? 755 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:34,780 Hey? In the middle of the night? 756 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,940 What's he doing out in the road in the middle of the night? 757 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,900 - We can't... - He's calling the others. 758 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,580 Help, you mob! 759 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,220 We should offer to drive them to the hospital. 760 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,620 We'll get lynched here! 761 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,660 - Help! - It's his child! 762 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,540 Listen, they're Abos... 763 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,260 dirty, filthy, violent Abos. 764 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,300 Now get in the car. Get in the car. 765 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,140 We can drive you to the hospital. 766 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,500 Get in the car now! Yeah? 767 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,060 I'll guarantee I'll leave without you. 768 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,420 Get in now! 769 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,580 You can't leave my boy here, on the side of the road, 770 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,760 - like a dead dog! - Now! 771 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,800 Hey. 772 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,800 We tell no-one, right? 773 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:03,000 *CREDITS*