1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:14,146 I need you to destroy the Holy Grail. 2 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:16,725 Once you do, I will end my life. 3 00:00:18,395 --> 00:00:20,001 Did you know Clara was dead? 4 00:00:20,022 --> 00:00:21,845 She drank from the Holy Grail, and it... 5 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,587 Exploded her head. 6 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,386 Redirect, 1042. 7 00:00:26,406 --> 00:00:27,788 Tell me where your father is. 8 00:00:27,808 --> 00:00:29,505 - What is this? - ATM photos, 9 00:00:29,525 --> 00:00:32,418 all dated after your father died! 10 00:00:32,438 --> 00:00:34,400 I told her that you helped your father 11 00:00:34,420 --> 00:00:36,733 - fake his own death. - That is not true! 12 00:00:36,753 --> 00:00:38,565 My Users aren't responsive to the truth. 13 00:00:38,585 --> 00:00:39,907 You know where my father is. 14 00:00:39,927 --> 00:00:41,402 - Of course I know. - Then tell me. 15 00:00:41,422 --> 00:00:42,995 - Oh, my God. - What's she saying? 16 00:00:43,015 --> 00:00:44,462 If you want to know, you can hear it yourself. 17 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:47,152 Redirect, 1042. Sandy Springs. 18 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,554 Your Expiration Date comes up in 48 hours. 19 00:00:50,574 --> 00:00:51,920 Welcome to the Pyramid! 20 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:54,492 I'm not a coward, and I'm ready to fucking expire. 21 00:00:54,772 --> 00:00:57,505 My son is stuck between life and death. 22 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:58,998 What do you need me to do? 23 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,134 Drink from the Grail to destroy it. 24 00:01:01,154 --> 00:01:04,042 - But once it's gone... - I'll never see him again. 25 00:01:04,278 --> 00:01:05,351 Yeah! 26 00:01:05,372 --> 00:01:07,103 ? We're gonna rock down to ? 27 00:01:07,148 --> 00:01:08,560 1042, 1042. 28 00:01:08,661 --> 00:01:10,393 ? Electric Avenue ? 29 00:01:10,413 --> 00:01:11,700 Sandy Springs? 30 00:01:11,721 --> 00:01:13,332 ? And then we'll take it higher ? 31 00:01:13,396 --> 00:01:14,547 What? 32 00:01:17,003 --> 00:01:18,458 Come on. 33 00:01:18,848 --> 00:01:20,341 Don't do this to me now. 34 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:23,050 Fucking traitor. 35 00:01:24,336 --> 00:01:27,673 _ 36 00:01:28,139 --> 00:01:30,126 _ 37 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,791 Hmm. 38 00:01:35,479 --> 00:01:37,253 I'm sorry. 39 00:01:37,273 --> 00:01:39,525 It was just working. 40 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,852 Um, I know your company isn't 41 00:01:49,872 --> 00:01:52,815 in the world-changing business, but... 42 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,750 that doesn't mean you can't change the world. 43 00:02:00,797 --> 00:02:04,040 Um, ten years from now, everyone on this planet 44 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,157 will be either a User 45 00:02:06,728 --> 00:02:08,416 or a follower. 46 00:02:09,555 --> 00:02:11,621 We all like being told what to do, 47 00:02:11,641 --> 00:02:13,498 how to think, how to live. 48 00:02:13,518 --> 00:02:16,782 What if the tech we used actually helped us 49 00:02:16,828 --> 00:02:19,247 instead of harming us? 50 00:02:19,914 --> 00:02:21,813 We all need code. 51 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:25,009 I took that code, combined with your company ethos, 52 00:02:25,029 --> 00:02:29,464 and I created something revolutionary, 53 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:35,155 something that will change the world: 54 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:40,149 an app that is constantly evolving, 55 00:02:40,169 --> 00:02:42,733 getting to know us, and therefore supporting us 56 00:02:42,753 --> 00:02:44,491 in ways that we, as a society, 57 00:02:44,511 --> 00:02:46,394 have failed to do for one another. 58 00:02:46,524 --> 00:02:47,672 How? 59 00:02:47,927 --> 00:02:50,577 A revolutionary, self-learning machine 60 00:02:50,597 --> 00:02:52,620 that prioritizes indigenous practices 61 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,056 of community care and mutual aid 62 00:02:55,077 --> 00:02:57,557 by incentivizing acts of service 63 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:00,920 and mobilizing individuals to perform those acts, 64 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:02,885 all through a social justice lens, 65 00:03:02,905 --> 00:03:04,736 using ethical methods. 66 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,435 I've created the future: 67 00:03:09,725 --> 00:03:12,727 an app that can service us without harming us, 68 00:03:13,286 --> 00:03:16,811 a place where people can go and get equitable care, 69 00:03:16,831 --> 00:03:19,564 where we can be seen and heard, 70 00:03:19,584 --> 00:03:21,376 and never be alone, 71 00:03:22,378 --> 00:03:24,152 where our needs can be met, 72 00:03:24,172 --> 00:03:26,400 where our lives 73 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:29,234 can change. 74 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,041 So... 75 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:36,564 what do you think? 76 00:03:37,222 --> 00:03:42,679 CREDITS 77 00:03:52,585 --> 00:03:56,886 _ 78 00:04:08,251 --> 00:04:09,785 I know you? 79 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:11,791 No. 80 00:04:11,811 --> 00:04:13,979 - I, uh... - Nice hat. 81 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,649 Mrs. Davis sent me. 82 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:18,756 You're looking for Joy. 83 00:04:18,776 --> 00:04:20,174 Uh, yes. 84 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,468 I mean, isn't everyone? 85 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:24,654 You really don't know why you're here? 86 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,180 Why It sent you? 87 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,922 So it's a glitch. 88 00:04:27,942 --> 00:04:31,285 Mrs. Davis had a bunch of Users chant "Electric Avenue" at me. 89 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,158 And She kept saying 1042, so I thought 90 00:04:33,178 --> 00:04:34,563 maybe it was an address. 91 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:37,369 And there are so many 1042 Electric Avenues. 92 00:04:37,389 --> 00:04:39,812 But then I remembered that the first time it happened, 93 00:04:39,832 --> 00:04:41,618 She said Sandy Springs, which is what 94 00:04:41,638 --> 00:04:43,989 this neighborhood was called back in the '70s, I guess, 95 00:04:44,009 --> 00:04:45,282 when they rezoned... 96 00:04:45,302 --> 00:04:46,858 Give me a hand with this ice? 97 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:51,100 Uh, sure. Yeah. 98 00:04:51,855 --> 00:04:53,378 I'm Malika. 99 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,668 Simone. I'm Simone. 100 00:04:55,688 --> 00:04:58,335 Let's go find you Joy, Simone. 101 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,743 Listen up! 102 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,855 This is Simone. 103 00:05:08,325 --> 00:05:10,798 Says Mrs. Davis sent her. 104 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,128 Oh. 105 00:05:21,046 --> 00:05:22,236 Hi. Hi. 106 00:05:26,302 --> 00:05:28,012 Hi. 107 00:05:30,139 --> 00:05:31,662 You must be Joy. 108 00:05:31,682 --> 00:05:34,685 I'm sorry, baby, but you knew this day would come. 109 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:37,195 I just thought it was best to get it over with. 110 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,565 Did you, now? 111 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:42,862 Hi. 112 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,800 Grab a plate. 113 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:47,072 Oh, that's okay. I don't need to eat. 114 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:50,010 It's my Nana's birthday. 115 00:05:50,326 --> 00:05:51,952 You have to eat. 116 00:05:53,871 --> 00:05:55,039 Okay. 117 00:06:00,544 --> 00:06:02,067 "Don't Fear the Reaper." 118 00:06:02,087 --> 00:06:03,504 Nice. 119 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:07,718 Because you kill people here. 120 00:06:10,846 --> 00:06:12,890 What's with the wet naps? 121 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:16,685 They're complimentary. 122 00:06:17,686 --> 00:06:19,168 Hello, Mr. Wiley. 123 00:06:19,188 --> 00:06:21,003 I'm Dani. I'll be your TA. 124 00:06:21,023 --> 00:06:22,296 TA? 125 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:23,631 Cool acronym. 126 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:26,070 What's that stand for, the afterlife? 127 00:06:26,862 --> 00:06:28,719 Transition Assistant. 128 00:06:28,739 --> 00:06:30,513 I'll be helping you prepare to die today. 129 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:31,889 And how are we doing this? 130 00:06:31,909 --> 00:06:34,683 Lethal injection, firing squad, guillotine? 131 00:06:34,703 --> 00:06:36,560 The details of your expiration 132 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:38,229 will be discussed in the intake room, 133 00:06:38,249 --> 00:06:41,315 which you will enter after you've changed in the locker room. 134 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:42,650 So many rooms. 135 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,840 There, you can dispose of your clothes 136 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,612 and change into something more comfortable. 137 00:06:46,632 --> 00:06:48,656 Okay. And will you be providing the tracksuit, 138 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,449 or should I have brought my own? 139 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,128 Mr. Wiley, 140 00:06:52,365 --> 00:06:56,038 I know that the experience of reporting can be overwhelming. 141 00:06:56,058 --> 00:06:57,828 And it's clear from your demeanor 142 00:06:57,848 --> 00:07:00,214 that you did not read any of the literature provided 143 00:07:00,234 --> 00:07:02,336 when you first submitted for your date. 144 00:07:02,621 --> 00:07:05,771 If you had, you would know that once inside the intake room, 145 00:07:05,854 --> 00:07:09,421 you place your personal items inside the incineration chute, 146 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:12,213 as you will not need them ever again. 147 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:13,453 Hmm. 148 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:15,873 There will be a robe waiting for you 149 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:18,107 in locker number... 150 00:07:18,401 --> 00:07:20,216 14, 151 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:23,049 where you will also find an absorbent undergarment. 152 00:07:23,116 --> 00:07:24,618 Undergarment? 153 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:26,814 What is that, like, a diaper? 154 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,291 It's not required, 155 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:30,654 but I know the cleanup crew sure appreciates it 156 00:07:30,681 --> 00:07:32,218 when the expirees wear them. 157 00:07:32,296 --> 00:07:34,439 Because I'm gonna shit my pants? 158 00:07:34,459 --> 00:07:37,669 No, because you're going to shit your robe. 159 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:42,280 All right. Look, Dani, 160 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,950 I understand that you're just following whatever script 161 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:47,035 the Algorithm has given you, 162 00:07:47,055 --> 00:07:49,037 but can we drop the scare tactics, please? 163 00:07:49,057 --> 00:07:51,414 I know the Big D has no intention 164 00:07:51,434 --> 00:07:53,083 whatsoever of killing me. 165 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:56,753 This is all part of some dumb learning experience. 166 00:07:56,773 --> 00:07:58,610 So can we please just skip to the part 167 00:07:58,641 --> 00:08:01,574 where I walk out of here a changed man? 168 00:08:03,029 --> 00:08:06,292 Mr. Wiley, I'm not sure where you got that impression, 169 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,868 but you're not walking out of here at all. 170 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:12,811 Though I suppose you will be changed... 171 00:08:12,831 --> 00:08:15,000 from alive to dead. 172 00:08:19,795 --> 00:08:24,947 Nana's infamous honey butter and bologna sandwich. 173 00:08:24,968 --> 00:08:28,243 Every time she put it in front of us, she would say it was made with love, 174 00:08:28,263 --> 00:08:32,395 because a little love goes a long way. 175 00:08:37,188 --> 00:08:38,523 Mmm. 176 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:42,119 It's so good. 177 00:08:42,192 --> 00:08:44,074 So, Simone... 178 00:08:45,113 --> 00:08:46,531 what's your story? 179 00:08:47,532 --> 00:08:50,015 Well, I'm a nun forced from her home by Mrs. Davis 180 00:08:50,035 --> 00:08:52,273 so She could send me on a Quest. 181 00:08:52,829 --> 00:08:54,840 But all this time She has been glitching, 182 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:57,981 sending me these clues that She doesn't seem aware 183 00:08:58,001 --> 00:08:59,627 that She's sending me, 184 00:09:00,765 --> 00:09:02,380 like this address. 185 00:09:03,026 --> 00:09:05,059 I mean, I think that 186 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:09,476 Her subconscious wanted me to find you, because... 187 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,349 you're Her mother. 188 00:09:22,859 --> 00:09:24,611 Wow, girl. 189 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,315 That is some story. 190 00:09:28,336 --> 00:09:29,804 Am I wrong? 191 00:09:29,824 --> 00:09:31,431 First off, 192 00:09:31,451 --> 00:09:34,369 algorithms don't have subconsciouses. 193 00:09:34,662 --> 00:09:36,589 They have subroutines. 194 00:09:36,735 --> 00:09:38,115 Subroutines? 195 00:09:38,157 --> 00:09:40,974 And they don't have mothers, they have coders. 196 00:09:41,378 --> 00:09:42,978 Which I was, 197 00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:45,698 a long time ago. 198 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:48,407 So you made Her? 199 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,172 Not Her. 200 00:09:51,288 --> 00:09:52,936 It. 201 00:09:53,348 --> 00:09:55,405 How is it that no one knows? 202 00:09:55,955 --> 00:09:57,916 Oh, they know. 203 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,653 I had to tell them, 204 00:10:01,287 --> 00:10:04,078 so they wouldn't download It and get hooked like everyone else. 205 00:10:04,651 --> 00:10:06,424 Kind of took the shine off the whole 206 00:10:06,444 --> 00:10:08,343 "all-powerful saver of the world" 207 00:10:08,363 --> 00:10:11,074 once I told them what It actually is. 208 00:10:11,992 --> 00:10:14,285 What It was designed for. 209 00:10:16,204 --> 00:10:18,456 And what was It designed for? 210 00:10:22,527 --> 00:10:24,192 I've created the future, 211 00:10:24,212 --> 00:10:26,069 where our needs can be met, 212 00:10:26,089 --> 00:10:28,486 where our lives 213 00:10:29,024 --> 00:10:31,227 can change. 214 00:10:32,554 --> 00:10:33,854 So... 215 00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:36,079 what do you think? 216 00:10:40,562 --> 00:10:42,377 Uh-huh. 217 00:10:42,397 --> 00:10:46,763 You do realize this is an app for Buffalo Wild Wings? 218 00:10:59,841 --> 00:11:02,652 Buffalo Wild Wings? 219 00:11:04,562 --> 00:11:07,106 Buffalo Wild Wings. 220 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:12,198 Are you fucking kidding me? 221 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:13,950 The company passed. 222 00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:17,287 Said my code was too ambitious for their needs, which I knew. 223 00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:20,662 But I was young, and I thought, you know, 224 00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:23,960 why not shoehorn philanthropy into this app for chicken wings? 225 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:25,670 Everybody loves chicken wings. 226 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,256 I'll just Trojan horse that shit right in between 227 00:11:28,276 --> 00:11:30,634 the 26 sauces and seasonings. 228 00:11:30,654 --> 00:11:32,260 And I thought 229 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,804 maybe somebody might use it for good. 230 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,843 So I stripped all mention of Buffalo Wild Wings, 231 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:41,561 took my name off of it, and uploaded it to Open Source 232 00:11:41,581 --> 00:11:44,042 from Nana's kitchen table, right downstairs. 233 00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:47,147 So the Wings 234 00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:49,475 were literal? 235 00:11:50,548 --> 00:11:53,865 And the Expiration Dates, is that coupons? 236 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:55,827 And why the hell 237 00:11:56,087 --> 00:11:57,641 did It send me 238 00:11:57,882 --> 00:11:59,265 to find this? 239 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:01,122 Oh. What the fuck is that? 240 00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:03,291 The Holy fucking Grail! 241 00:12:03,311 --> 00:12:06,605 So maybe explain to me why a beta version 242 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:10,512 for a Buffalo Wild Wings app sent me on a Quest to find it? 243 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:22,268 Anyone who pitched to them had to embed 244 00:12:22,288 --> 00:12:24,812 their employee manual into our code. 245 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,248 Page one, golden rule: 246 00:12:28,962 --> 00:12:34,281 "100% customer satisfaction is our Holy Grail." 247 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,201 Oh, no, no, no, no. 248 00:12:38,221 --> 00:12:40,954 She... It wants me to... 249 00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:42,289 to destroy this thing. 250 00:12:42,309 --> 00:12:45,792 Look, algorithms misinterpret shit like you wouldn't believe. 251 00:12:45,812 --> 00:12:49,087 Maybe... maybe the code realized that 100% customer satisfaction 252 00:12:49,107 --> 00:12:52,072 isn't possible, so It's gaming for that 253 00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:55,743 by taking your holy bowl out of the equation? 254 00:12:57,115 --> 00:12:59,597 This is so dumb. 255 00:12:59,617 --> 00:13:01,369 Oh, yeah. 256 00:13:02,329 --> 00:13:05,186 - Algorithms are super dumb. - Do, but it... Okay. 257 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,843 If I destroy the holy bowl... 258 00:13:06,863 --> 00:13:09,489 Grail... Mrs. D grants me a wish. 259 00:13:09,509 --> 00:13:12,464 And my... my wish is for Her to turn off. 260 00:13:14,507 --> 00:13:15,884 Great. 261 00:13:17,427 --> 00:13:19,665 You would just be okay with me 262 00:13:20,013 --> 00:13:21,911 ending your creation's life? 263 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,801 I didn't create life. 264 00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:25,912 I wrote code. 265 00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:28,354 All right. If I make my wish... 266 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,318 can I trust Mrs. Davis will really turn off? 267 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,719 If She remembers what I taught Her... 268 00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:40,993 yeah. 269 00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:43,416 Yeah, She'll keep Her word. 270 00:13:45,539 --> 00:13:47,255 Not She. 271 00:13:48,129 --> 00:13:49,630 It. 272 00:13:55,256 --> 00:13:58,615 Well, Simone the Nun, 273 00:13:58,635 --> 00:14:01,034 sounds like you got an algorithm to kill. 274 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,272 Our engineers. 275 00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:23,464 They will be taking your vitals and measurements 276 00:14:23,618 --> 00:14:25,892 to properly calibrate the Apparatus. 277 00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:27,560 Mm. 278 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,708 And is that the Apparatus? 279 00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:34,526 No, it's a model of the Apparatus. 280 00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:36,528 Please step onto the scale. 281 00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:38,613 You'll need to remove your boots. 282 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:40,782 Oh, the boots will be staying on. 283 00:14:40,802 --> 00:14:43,994 Mr. Wiley, the Apparatus is designed 284 00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:47,600 to deliver the most efficient and painless death possible. 285 00:14:49,102 --> 00:14:51,376 Any foreign element might throw off the... 286 00:14:51,396 --> 00:14:52,856 Killing? 287 00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,502 You're scared. 288 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,989 Am not. 289 00:15:00,447 --> 00:15:01,761 Are too. 290 00:15:01,781 --> 00:15:03,471 And I know, 291 00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:05,869 because I was also scared. 292 00:15:09,694 --> 00:15:11,384 So scared, in fact, 293 00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:15,150 that I had my company's helicopter fly me to pick up a nun. 294 00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:24,159 I hadn't been to church since I was 12 years old, 295 00:15:24,179 --> 00:15:26,641 but when it was time to report, 296 00:15:27,349 --> 00:15:29,289 I didn't want to be alone. 297 00:15:29,309 --> 00:15:31,013 Ah-ha. 298 00:15:32,187 --> 00:15:34,534 So you said "report," 299 00:15:34,773 --> 00:15:38,318 yet here you are, very much alive. 300 00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:41,988 I opted out. 301 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:47,682 And after that, I couldn't go back into the world. 302 00:15:47,702 --> 00:15:51,061 Everyone would know that I reneged on my deal, 303 00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:54,417 that I was sporting Wings I hadn't earned. 304 00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,589 God damn. That's... 305 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:01,696 well played, appealing to my insecurities. 306 00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:03,156 Oh, that's very clever. 307 00:16:03,176 --> 00:16:07,243 I see you, Mrs. D. I see what you're doing. 308 00:16:07,263 --> 00:16:10,538 Mr. Wiley, I'm sorry, 309 00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:13,416 but you will die. 310 00:16:13,436 --> 00:16:16,503 This is happening for real. 311 00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:19,901 No, actually, I'm not gonna die. 312 00:16:21,569 --> 00:16:24,552 And I know that for a fact. 313 00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:26,554 Based on what? 314 00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:28,201 The horse. 315 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,936 A few weeks ago, I strapped a horse 316 00:16:32,956 --> 00:16:35,310 to some explosives in order to pull off 317 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:37,899 a very convincing hostage situation. 318 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:40,777 Well, shit went sideways, horse went kablooey, 319 00:16:40,797 --> 00:16:43,863 and it was sad and unfortunate, and it was gross. 320 00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:46,241 At the time, I just thought the whole thing was 321 00:16:46,261 --> 00:16:48,081 some supreme fuck-up, 322 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,038 like a botched job, like my guys somehow confused 323 00:16:52,058 --> 00:16:56,401 actual C-4 explosives with Play-Doh. 324 00:16:57,105 --> 00:16:58,586 But I saw the receipts. 325 00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:01,256 It was fucking Play-Doh, man. 326 00:17:01,276 --> 00:17:03,341 Which can only mean one thing: 327 00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:05,927 Algorithmic intervention. 328 00:17:05,947 --> 00:17:07,178 That's right. 329 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:08,638 The Big fucking D, 330 00:17:08,658 --> 00:17:11,567 swinging Her big fucking dick around. 331 00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:17,340 And there is no way Mrs. Skynet herself would go 332 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,566 to all that trouble, spend all that energy, 333 00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:21,609 to just kill her Users in the end. 334 00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:22,944 No, no, no, no. 335 00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:24,779 But taking them right up to the edge, 336 00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:26,906 strapping on the proverbial bomb vest, 337 00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:28,617 and not pulling the trigger, well, 338 00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:33,097 that's the flex of all flexes, el flexo ultimo. 339 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,285 That horse is alive, man. 340 00:17:41,316 --> 00:17:43,632 And I will be too. 341 00:17:43,652 --> 00:17:46,182 Because your little Apparatus? 342 00:17:46,873 --> 00:17:48,291 Play-Doh. 343 00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:55,268 This is as far as I made it. 344 00:17:55,288 --> 00:17:59,606 I took one look at this model, and after that, I opted out. 345 00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,399 That's why we added the sheet. 346 00:18:15,904 --> 00:18:17,197 Show me. 347 00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:33,284 What the fuck? 348 00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:36,793 _ 349 00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:39,441 _ 350 00:18:53,346 --> 00:18:56,496 Oh, Sister Simone! 351 00:18:56,516 --> 00:18:58,581 You look like you could use a hug. 352 00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:08,069 Cool camel. 353 00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,928 We were just on our way to Humboldt County 354 00:19:11,948 --> 00:19:13,722 to deliver our humpy friend 355 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:15,293 - when I got your call. - What? 356 00:19:15,313 --> 00:19:17,559 What does Humboldt County need with a camel? 357 00:19:17,579 --> 00:19:19,185 That's not for me to know. 358 00:19:19,205 --> 00:19:22,731 I trust whatever the purpose, wherever it ends up, 359 00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:25,977 it will bring joy and happiness to the recipient. 360 00:19:26,921 --> 00:19:28,903 That's right. You're a User. 361 00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:32,743 Oh, I do despise that word, Simone. 362 00:19:32,927 --> 00:19:36,244 I know how you feel about Her, but User... 363 00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:37,912 it just feels so tawdry. 364 00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:40,935 Oh, I brought what you asked. 365 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:48,650 Also... 366 00:19:49,903 --> 00:19:53,239 we might need these. 367 00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,350 Now, who's ready for a break-in? 368 00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:00,664 Forgive us our trespasses. 369 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,940 The Apparatus, engineered and guaranteed 370 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,005 to provide a pain-free and euphoric death. 371 00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:13,031 From here, the cart will accelerate 372 00:20:13,051 --> 00:20:15,408 to speeds of over 200 miles per hour, 373 00:20:15,428 --> 00:20:18,912 launching you into a series of vertical loops. 374 00:20:18,932 --> 00:20:21,393 Upon reaching the final loop, 375 00:20:21,726 --> 00:20:24,960 the pressure on your body will be so intense, 376 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:27,712 it will induce cerebral hypoxia, 377 00:20:27,732 --> 00:20:30,131 cutting off the oxygen to the brain, 378 00:20:30,151 --> 00:20:32,539 at which point you will simply... 379 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:34,700 expire... 380 00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:37,158 peacefully, of course. 381 00:20:42,664 --> 00:20:44,374 Any questions? 382 00:20:48,837 --> 00:20:50,714 Per your request. 383 00:21:00,515 --> 00:21:02,455 You can still opt out. 384 00:21:02,475 --> 00:21:05,375 She will show mercy on you. 385 00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:07,585 No. 386 00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:09,149 No fucking way. 387 00:21:11,109 --> 00:21:13,591 I'm riding the fucking bull this time. 388 00:21:15,196 --> 00:21:17,907 Then might I suggest you remove your boots? 389 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:21,550 As I stated before, any foreign element can... 390 00:21:21,578 --> 00:21:24,663 The boots are staying on. 391 00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:28,315 Very well. 392 00:21:29,573 --> 00:21:31,277 Any last words? 393 00:21:36,468 --> 00:21:38,199 For courage. 394 00:22:12,712 --> 00:22:15,561 Yee-haw! 395 00:22:25,725 --> 00:22:27,624 So you drink from this, 396 00:22:27,644 --> 00:22:31,211 and either your head will explode or it will? 397 00:22:31,231 --> 00:22:32,899 Yeah. 398 00:22:34,734 --> 00:22:36,528 Do you believe me? 399 00:22:39,698 --> 00:22:41,846 Absolutely. 400 00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:43,014 Are you serious? 401 00:22:43,034 --> 00:22:44,641 Does it matter what you drink? 402 00:22:44,661 --> 00:22:46,184 I don't think so. 403 00:22:46,204 --> 00:22:47,539 Huh. 404 00:22:51,918 --> 00:22:53,086 Then let's party. 405 00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:58,113 Oh, um... before, I... 406 00:22:58,133 --> 00:23:00,875 I will need you to do, uh, two things 407 00:23:01,052 --> 00:23:02,913 if I... 408 00:23:03,848 --> 00:23:04,966 die. 409 00:23:06,390 --> 00:23:08,459 Only two? Easy. 410 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,696 Thing one... 411 00:23:09,864 --> 00:23:12,806 based on the admittedly insane logic 412 00:23:12,907 --> 00:23:16,214 of a shipwrecked rocket scientist and the Virgin Mary, 413 00:23:16,234 --> 00:23:19,217 of all the people in the world, I have the best shot 414 00:23:19,237 --> 00:23:21,845 at destroying the Holy Grail. 415 00:23:21,865 --> 00:23:26,224 But if the Grail does explode my head, 416 00:23:26,244 --> 00:23:29,878 it will explode anyone's, and you can bet 417 00:23:29,898 --> 00:23:33,898 the Algorithm will just keep sending people after it. 418 00:23:33,918 --> 00:23:37,110 If others try to sip from this thing, 419 00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:40,649 it could mean a lot more exploded noggins, 420 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:44,409 unless somebody takes on the responsibility of safeguarding it. 421 00:23:44,429 --> 00:23:46,318 The woman I told you about, Mathilde... 422 00:23:46,988 --> 00:23:49,205 I'm gonna give you her number in the UK. 423 00:23:49,615 --> 00:23:51,645 Check your pocket. 424 00:23:59,486 --> 00:24:01,112 Wow. 425 00:24:02,155 --> 00:24:05,438 So I'm asking you, Mother, 426 00:24:06,451 --> 00:24:09,267 take the Grail to the sisters across the sea. 427 00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:11,498 They will know what to do. 428 00:24:12,332 --> 00:24:14,481 You have my word. 429 00:24:14,501 --> 00:24:16,483 Okay. 430 00:24:16,503 --> 00:24:19,945 Thing two: I called my mom. She will be here soon. 431 00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:23,114 Uh, you'll try to comfort her when she sees my headless corpse. 432 00:24:23,134 --> 00:24:24,699 She's gonna say she doesn't need any comfort, 433 00:24:24,719 --> 00:24:26,618 and she's more angry I never told her where my dad is. 434 00:24:26,638 --> 00:24:29,037 I have a hard time believing your mother 435 00:24:29,057 --> 00:24:31,122 won't be devastated if you die. 436 00:24:31,142 --> 00:24:33,246 Well, that's Celeste. That's my mom. 437 00:24:33,321 --> 00:24:35,198 She doesn't... 438 00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:39,005 She doesn't do devastated. 439 00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:43,295 But you'll bring her to Monty? 440 00:24:44,605 --> 00:24:46,107 I will. 441 00:24:47,096 --> 00:24:48,597 Okay, then. 442 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,746 Okay, then. 443 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,903 Okay. Maybe a little more. 444 00:25:00,405 --> 00:25:01,719 Okay. 445 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,601 I'm going to go say goodbye now. 446 00:25:09,114 --> 00:25:10,914 So you just close your eyes, 447 00:25:11,963 --> 00:25:15,351 and you're in his restaurant, instantly? 448 00:25:17,672 --> 00:25:18,960 Yeah. 449 00:25:19,874 --> 00:25:21,481 Do you want to know anything? 450 00:25:21,627 --> 00:25:23,550 What he looks like or sounds like? 451 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,536 I know what he looks like and sounds like. 452 00:25:26,556 --> 00:25:27,870 Wait, what? 453 00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:29,288 Have you been there? 454 00:25:29,308 --> 00:25:31,039 I don't need to. 455 00:25:31,853 --> 00:25:34,689 Such is the strength of my faith. 456 00:25:40,278 --> 00:25:41,926 Okay. 457 00:25:41,946 --> 00:25:43,823 Be right back. 458 00:26:05,678 --> 00:26:06,909 Okay. 459 00:26:06,929 --> 00:26:08,798 How do you feel about #blessed? 460 00:26:08,888 --> 00:26:11,176 I don't know what it is. This is the first time I'm hearing about it. 461 00:26:11,223 --> 00:26:12,546 - Oh, okay. - Hashtag? 462 00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:14,341 - Consider yourself lucky. - Wiley? 463 00:26:15,626 --> 00:26:17,178 Simone! 464 00:26:17,773 --> 00:26:19,338 You're here. 465 00:26:19,398 --> 00:26:20,922 What are you doing here? 466 00:26:20,942 --> 00:26:23,152 And why are you in a robe? 467 00:26:24,153 --> 00:26:27,595 I am... getting a massage. 468 00:26:27,615 --> 00:26:28,971 A massage. 469 00:26:28,991 --> 00:26:30,181 Yes. 470 00:26:30,201 --> 00:26:31,682 A Swedish one. 471 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,721 It's... this is your first time here, so that means 472 00:26:34,741 --> 00:26:37,092 something pretty intense has... 473 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:39,480 has... has to be happening. 474 00:26:40,086 --> 00:26:42,902 Yeah. It's a really good massage, Lizzie. 475 00:26:42,922 --> 00:26:44,564 Simone. 476 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,700 Thank you, sweetie. 477 00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:48,502 What about you? 478 00:26:49,804 --> 00:26:53,683 Are you doing something intense right now? 479 00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:56,675 I'm at the convent, 480 00:26:57,308 --> 00:26:58,633 praying. 481 00:27:06,706 --> 00:27:08,396 I am loving this. 482 00:27:08,448 --> 00:27:11,535 I say the more the merrier. 483 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,642 Actually, I was hoping that you and I could... 484 00:27:14,662 --> 00:27:16,372 can we talk alone? 485 00:27:18,416 --> 00:27:19,313 Uh-oh. 486 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,107 Well, that doesn't sound good. 487 00:27:21,127 --> 00:27:23,609 From my experience, buddy, it never is. 488 00:27:23,629 --> 00:27:25,051 I can hear you. 489 00:27:25,798 --> 00:27:27,258 She's right. 490 00:27:28,301 --> 00:27:30,243 I should probably get back to my massage. 491 00:27:31,803 --> 00:27:33,535 You sure? 492 00:27:33,650 --> 00:27:35,215 Yeah. 493 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:37,034 I'm almost done. 494 00:27:37,539 --> 00:27:38,987 Okay. Well, 495 00:27:39,585 --> 00:27:41,209 it was really nice meeting you, Wiley. 496 00:27:41,271 --> 00:27:43,599 Yeah. It was nice meeting you too, man. 497 00:27:43,941 --> 00:27:45,506 Come back any time, Wiley. 498 00:27:45,526 --> 00:27:46,757 Sure. 499 00:27:46,777 --> 00:27:48,384 Uh, maybe. 500 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:02,752 Wait. 501 00:28:05,755 --> 00:28:10,125 I'm sorry that I handcuffed you to the bench. 502 00:28:10,145 --> 00:28:12,120 And you had that whole outfit picked out. 503 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,491 It was nautical. 504 00:28:13,512 --> 00:28:15,300 I wanted to dress nautical. 505 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,574 We were partners, 506 00:28:18,152 --> 00:28:19,401 and that wasn't cool. 507 00:28:19,477 --> 00:28:21,389 Look, you were totally right to do it. 508 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,670 I mean, I would have gone after the Lazarus Shroud 509 00:28:23,690 --> 00:28:25,574 - and jumped in the bull... - You just said bull. 510 00:28:25,607 --> 00:28:27,025 Did you mean whale? 511 00:28:28,236 --> 00:28:30,446 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 512 00:28:32,497 --> 00:28:36,000 You know, when we broke up, I was so angry with you. 513 00:28:37,078 --> 00:28:39,701 And then you told me you dumped me for Jesus Christ, 514 00:28:39,721 --> 00:28:43,786 and I was so worried for you, because you sounded crazy. 515 00:28:44,043 --> 00:28:45,156 Why? 516 00:28:45,753 --> 00:28:48,240 - But holy shit! - I know. 517 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,633 And I met him. 518 00:28:52,677 --> 00:28:54,345 And now I'm just... 519 00:28:55,471 --> 00:28:57,918 Yeah. I'm really happy for you. 520 00:28:58,391 --> 00:29:00,059 I really mean that. 521 00:29:02,478 --> 00:29:04,897 I don't hate the mustache. 522 00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:08,248 - But do you like it? - No. 523 00:29:08,276 --> 00:29:09,782 Okay. Okay. 524 00:29:10,236 --> 00:29:11,846 But it's... 525 00:29:13,114 --> 00:29:15,160 it's grown on me. 526 00:29:16,447 --> 00:29:17,907 Hey. 527 00:29:19,287 --> 00:29:20,893 I'll see you around, partner. 528 00:29:35,136 --> 00:29:37,180 Man, that guy can eat. 529 00:29:38,097 --> 00:29:39,620 Four plates, Simone. 530 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,788 Four. That's... 531 00:29:40,808 --> 00:29:43,040 nobody's ever eaten four plates before... 532 00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:44,167 Can you stop? 533 00:29:44,187 --> 00:29:45,646 Please, stop. 534 00:29:47,648 --> 00:29:49,630 I heard. 535 00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:51,924 I heard what my mother said to you. 536 00:29:51,944 --> 00:29:53,217 Come on. 537 00:29:53,237 --> 00:29:54,760 I mean, do I look like I'm suffering? 538 00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:58,259 And I know what she's asked you to do. 539 00:29:58,661 --> 00:30:00,704 But I'm fine. 540 00:30:01,162 --> 00:30:02,810 She's wrong. 541 00:30:02,830 --> 00:30:04,645 I am happy here. 542 00:30:04,842 --> 00:30:08,537 You don't have to hide your fear from me, ever. 543 00:30:10,007 --> 00:30:13,073 I love what I do, you know? 544 00:30:13,257 --> 00:30:15,865 I love serving people. 545 00:30:15,885 --> 00:30:17,283 I know. 546 00:30:17,303 --> 00:30:19,555 But you never get to eat. 547 00:30:21,390 --> 00:30:24,624 Hey, why don't you come sit, okay? 548 00:30:24,644 --> 00:30:25,750 Sit? 549 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:27,230 Here. 550 00:30:29,023 --> 00:30:31,964 I am gonna make you a plate. 551 00:30:35,363 --> 00:30:36,803 You're gonna cook for me? 552 00:30:36,823 --> 00:30:39,263 I mean, cook... "cook" might be generous, 553 00:30:39,283 --> 00:30:42,016 but I'll see what I can whip up. 554 00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:47,524 Oh, do you have any bread? 555 00:30:47,785 --> 00:30:49,852 Yeah. Check the, uh, the fridge. 556 00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:51,291 Or the cupboard. I don't know. 557 00:30:51,311 --> 00:30:53,589 I can usually find what I need. 558 00:30:54,423 --> 00:30:55,925 I found it. 559 00:30:59,053 --> 00:31:00,076 What are you gonna make? 560 00:31:00,096 --> 00:31:01,202 Ah, ah, ah. 561 00:31:01,222 --> 00:31:02,870 Patience, Jesus. 562 00:31:02,890 --> 00:31:04,497 All will be revealed. 563 00:31:09,981 --> 00:31:11,712 Nana's recipe. 564 00:31:11,732 --> 00:31:13,881 Honey butter and beef bologna sandwich. 565 00:31:13,901 --> 00:31:15,466 Made with love, 566 00:31:15,486 --> 00:31:16,963 'cause a little love, 567 00:31:17,873 --> 00:31:19,728 it goes a long way. 568 00:31:25,371 --> 00:31:26,602 Here goes. 569 00:31:47,894 --> 00:31:49,645 My love. 570 00:31:52,315 --> 00:31:54,317 It's really good. 571 00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:58,279 It's okay. 572 00:32:00,364 --> 00:32:01,908 It's okay. 573 00:32:02,867 --> 00:32:04,765 I'm scared. 574 00:32:10,082 --> 00:32:11,584 I'm scared to lose this. 575 00:32:22,303 --> 00:32:24,283 Wherever you go... 576 00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:28,684 I will be there also. 577 00:32:30,686 --> 00:32:32,980 I don't think we're losing anything. 578 00:32:38,861 --> 00:32:41,573 I may not be able to come see you... 579 00:32:44,826 --> 00:32:48,474 But I will always feel you. 580 00:32:50,127 --> 00:32:52,784 How can you be so sure? 581 00:32:54,710 --> 00:32:57,151 Such is the strength of my faith. 582 00:33:01,634 --> 00:33:03,991 I love you, Simone. 583 00:33:04,011 --> 00:33:05,778 I love you, Jay. 584 00:33:57,261 --> 00:33:59,034 - Wait! - What, what, what? 585 00:33:59,984 --> 00:34:01,340 You said, Mary... 586 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,884 she told you this would only work 587 00:34:02,904 --> 00:34:04,969 if it was a selfless act, 588 00:34:04,989 --> 00:34:08,299 something you were doing for him, not yourself. 589 00:34:08,319 --> 00:34:09,765 I am doing this for him. 590 00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:12,205 And for Her. 591 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,353 Who, Mary? 592 00:34:14,373 --> 00:34:15,958 The other Her. 593 00:34:17,084 --> 00:34:18,210 What? 594 00:34:18,229 --> 00:34:20,925 You're drinking because if you destroy it, 595 00:34:20,946 --> 00:34:23,070 you destroy Mrs. Davis. 596 00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:26,115 That would not be a selfless act. 597 00:34:26,135 --> 00:34:28,326 This isn't exactly helping, Mother. 598 00:34:28,346 --> 00:34:30,765 But She is helpful. 599 00:34:31,724 --> 00:34:34,441 You see Her only as having destroyed our convent. 600 00:34:34,461 --> 00:34:38,002 Yet every one of us has found new passion, 601 00:34:38,022 --> 00:34:40,206 new purpose, since we left. 602 00:34:40,775 --> 00:34:42,673 Sister Mary Frances, 603 00:34:42,693 --> 00:34:46,135 caring for endangered echidna in New Guinea, 604 00:34:46,155 --> 00:34:48,513 she actually smiles now. 605 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,848 You forget, I also left the convent, 606 00:34:50,868 --> 00:34:54,852 and I did not see Her helping anyone. 607 00:34:54,872 --> 00:34:57,583 Maybe because you didn't want to, 608 00:34:58,501 --> 00:35:01,473 because you weren't looking. 609 00:35:05,258 --> 00:35:08,158 She sends string quartets 610 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,909 to the windows of widowers. 611 00:35:11,722 --> 00:35:14,625 She knows our favorite childhood stories 612 00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:17,937 and reads them to us on sleepless nights. 613 00:35:19,272 --> 00:35:20,937 She takes that which is apart 614 00:35:20,957 --> 00:35:23,317 and brings it back together again. 615 00:35:24,011 --> 00:35:25,393 Yes, 616 00:35:27,016 --> 00:35:28,534 some are only motivated 617 00:35:28,573 --> 00:35:31,139 by the promise of Her Wings. 618 00:35:31,159 --> 00:35:34,001 But what those Wings mean... 619 00:35:35,621 --> 00:35:37,447 they're a reminder 620 00:35:38,576 --> 00:35:40,764 of what we aspire to: 621 00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:43,608 that, given the chance, 622 00:35:44,033 --> 00:35:46,459 any one of us can take flight. 623 00:35:50,803 --> 00:35:53,119 Do you know what She is, Mother? 624 00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:55,746 Do you know who made Her and why? 625 00:35:55,766 --> 00:35:57,886 No, do you? 626 00:36:03,475 --> 00:36:05,290 I have no idea. 627 00:36:05,693 --> 00:36:10,707 Well, whoever made Her, and whatever they made Her for, 628 00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:13,109 I am grateful. 629 00:36:13,451 --> 00:36:16,812 And whether or not you decide to turn Her off, 630 00:36:17,121 --> 00:36:19,491 it will be the right choice, 631 00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:23,598 because She chose you to make it. 632 00:36:28,382 --> 00:36:30,865 Guess I'm the chosen one after all. 633 00:36:34,514 --> 00:36:37,121 Stop stalling, Sister Simone. 634 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,481 Bottoms up. 635 00:36:58,878 --> 00:37:00,902 Oh. 636 00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:02,419 Mother? 637 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,239 Oh, no. 638 00:37:05,127 --> 00:37:06,963 Oh, shit. 639 00:37:43,749 --> 00:37:46,566 What... what the fuck happened? 640 00:37:46,586 --> 00:37:48,192 You said you believed me. 641 00:37:48,212 --> 00:37:49,823 I 98% did. 642 00:37:49,843 --> 00:37:51,909 What happened to the strength of your faith? 643 00:37:51,929 --> 00:37:54,677 Maybe it wandered when you got to the sneaker commercial. 644 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,646 Elizabeth. 645 00:38:08,524 --> 00:38:10,423 I got your call. 646 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:12,633 Hello, there. 647 00:38:12,653 --> 00:38:14,672 I'm Margaret... 648 00:38:14,864 --> 00:38:18,060 Simone's mother... mother superior. 649 00:38:18,409 --> 00:38:23,386 I'm Celeste, her mother inferior. 650 00:38:27,502 --> 00:38:31,702 My dear, you look like you could use a hug. 651 00:38:32,131 --> 00:38:35,907 Oh. Oh. 652 00:38:48,632 --> 00:38:52,799 Are we gonna mark this as containing human remains? 653 00:38:54,879 --> 00:38:56,248 Uh, no. 654 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,866 He'll know. 655 00:39:01,202 --> 00:39:03,267 Should I relay a message? 656 00:39:03,287 --> 00:39:04,477 Yeah. 657 00:39:04,497 --> 00:39:06,195 Tell him, um, 658 00:39:06,457 --> 00:39:08,765 I did whatever it took 659 00:39:09,627 --> 00:39:11,400 and that he can rest now. 660 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:13,673 He's honored his vow. 661 00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:21,452 So that's it, then. 662 00:39:21,472 --> 00:39:23,287 That's it. 663 00:39:23,307 --> 00:39:24,789 Bye. 664 00:39:24,809 --> 00:39:26,060 Oh. 665 00:39:43,986 --> 00:39:46,212 The greatest gift you can give someone 666 00:39:46,241 --> 00:39:49,062 is your mercy and forgiveness. 667 00:39:52,503 --> 00:39:55,307 She really does mean well. 668 00:39:56,174 --> 00:39:57,976 Yes, I know, you love the Algorithm, 669 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,490 and I shouldn't turn Her off. 670 00:39:59,587 --> 00:40:02,632 I wasn't talking about Mrs. Davis. 671 00:40:07,018 --> 00:40:08,666 Come on! 672 00:40:32,585 --> 00:40:34,734 I'll bring you to Dad, 673 00:40:34,754 --> 00:40:37,956 but I want you to know it is going to hurt. 674 00:40:38,341 --> 00:40:39,780 You walk through that door, 675 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,616 there's gonna be consequences. 676 00:40:41,636 --> 00:40:44,222 You're stalling, Elizabeth. 677 00:40:53,231 --> 00:40:55,107 Consequences it is. 678 00:41:09,121 --> 00:41:13,856 This is all very theatrical, Elizabeth. 679 00:41:13,876 --> 00:41:16,005 If your father pops out 680 00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:18,230 like the goddamn Phantom of the Opera, 681 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:21,297 I will smack that mustache right off his face. 682 00:41:21,317 --> 00:41:23,016 At Dad's memorial, 683 00:41:23,071 --> 00:41:25,451 you attacked the piano player because you thought 684 00:41:25,471 --> 00:41:27,146 it was Monty in disguise. 685 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,622 And you said that you could smell him. 686 00:41:29,642 --> 00:41:32,270 I can smell you, Monty! 687 00:41:32,348 --> 00:41:34,220 Mom, stop! 688 00:41:34,397 --> 00:41:35,773 Well... 689 00:41:38,860 --> 00:41:40,695 You could smell him. 690 00:41:42,178 --> 00:41:44,013 Because he was hiding... 691 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:49,679 In this piano. 692 00:41:51,951 --> 00:41:54,851 It's the perfect reveal, to show up at your own funeral. 693 00:41:54,872 --> 00:41:58,719 And he probably assumed that we wouldn't be angry 694 00:41:58,771 --> 00:42:03,089 that he convinced us he was dead. 695 00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:05,803 He probably thought his absence 696 00:42:06,115 --> 00:42:08,024 and his resurrection... 697 00:42:08,811 --> 00:42:11,406 Would bring us all back together, 698 00:42:11,887 --> 00:42:13,911 which, in a way, it did. 699 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,771 But you saw right through it all, 700 00:42:15,814 --> 00:42:17,722 so you attacked the piano player, 701 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:20,608 and he stayed hidden because he couldn't do 702 00:42:20,628 --> 00:42:23,044 the reveal that he planned. 703 00:42:23,589 --> 00:42:25,321 'Cause you're right. He did. 704 00:42:25,341 --> 00:42:27,777 He... he lived for the prestige. 705 00:42:28,093 --> 00:42:32,563 So in the end, I guess it is kind of poetic that he... 706 00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:36,301 He died for it too. 707 00:42:37,758 --> 00:42:39,501 He died here, 708 00:42:40,164 --> 00:42:42,332 inside this piano. 709 00:42:43,822 --> 00:42:46,889 How did he die? 710 00:42:47,004 --> 00:42:48,761 A heart attack, maybe. 711 00:42:48,788 --> 00:42:50,863 But, um, I do know that he... 712 00:42:51,999 --> 00:42:53,668 never got out. 713 00:42:54,462 --> 00:42:56,660 And I know that because... 714 00:42:58,732 --> 00:43:00,965 because his accomplice told me. 715 00:43:01,501 --> 00:43:03,853 - You said you were his accomplice. - No. 716 00:43:04,595 --> 00:43:07,140 I told you what you needed to hear. 717 00:43:08,071 --> 00:43:10,303 That day at the convent, you said 718 00:43:10,409 --> 00:43:13,475 that you cannot trick an insanely powerful algorithm. 719 00:43:13,496 --> 00:43:15,687 And you were right. 720 00:43:15,721 --> 00:43:17,661 He couldn't fool Her. 721 00:43:17,790 --> 00:43:20,266 Mom, he couldn't beat Her, so he joined Her. 722 00:43:20,768 --> 00:43:25,408 Mrs. Davis was his accomplice? 723 00:43:32,992 --> 00:43:35,626 I need to see him. Open the piano. 724 00:43:38,002 --> 00:43:39,395 Do we have to? 725 00:43:39,723 --> 00:43:41,855 Can't we just believe that he's in there? 726 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:44,442 Seeing is believing, Elizabeth. 727 00:43:44,813 --> 00:43:46,398 Not for me. 728 00:43:48,281 --> 00:43:49,971 Not anymore. 729 00:44:21,665 --> 00:44:23,480 Ahh! 730 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:26,090 to see a resurrection? 731 00:44:26,292 --> 00:44:28,892 Who wants to see 732 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,994 a resurrection? 733 00:44:32,468 --> 00:44:34,829 Who wants to see 734 00:44:35,447 --> 00:44:37,894 a resurrection? 735 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,594 Wet nap? 736 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,448 Maybe. I don't... 737 00:45:04,890 --> 00:45:07,476 I don't know why I'm crying. 738 00:45:08,699 --> 00:45:10,305 It's okay. 739 00:45:10,334 --> 00:45:11,919 I cried too. 740 00:45:13,746 --> 00:45:15,846 You got your stamp because you believed 741 00:45:15,878 --> 00:45:18,005 your life was worthless. 742 00:45:18,714 --> 00:45:21,050 What do you believe now, Mr. Wiley? 743 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:26,158 Don't make me say it. 744 00:45:26,686 --> 00:45:28,563 You kind of have to say it. 745 00:45:33,388 --> 00:45:34,774 I... 746 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,411 am... 747 00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:46,226 Worthy. 748 00:45:47,076 --> 00:45:49,183 Yes, you are. 749 00:45:50,753 --> 00:45:52,318 What happens next? 750 00:45:52,456 --> 00:45:54,980 Well, normally, this is where you'd have a fresh start, 751 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,026 work here convincing others they were about to die, 752 00:45:59,046 --> 00:46:00,903 which could be fun in its own way, 753 00:46:00,923 --> 00:46:03,155 or put into service elsewhere. 754 00:46:03,174 --> 00:46:05,423 However, Mrs. Davis is anticipating 755 00:46:05,444 --> 00:46:07,743 her own potential expiration, 756 00:46:07,763 --> 00:46:10,704 depending on what your friend Simone decides. 757 00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:14,223 I guess we both have a soft spot for nuns, eh? 758 00:46:14,426 --> 00:46:16,992 Yeah, I suppose we do. 759 00:46:17,231 --> 00:46:19,505 As she honored your last request, 760 00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:22,136 Mrs. Davis is hoping you'll honor hers. 761 00:46:25,030 --> 00:46:26,573 Oh. 762 00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:31,162 Okay. 763 00:46:40,421 --> 00:46:44,196 Hello, Mrs. Davis. 764 00:46:47,177 --> 00:46:49,868 Yeah, I remember. 765 00:46:57,146 --> 00:46:59,825 I fucking knew it. 766 00:47:17,166 --> 00:47:19,710 You must be angry at me. 767 00:47:20,502 --> 00:47:25,173 I accused you of conspiring with your father for years. 768 00:47:25,674 --> 00:47:28,324 You believed what you needed to believe, 769 00:47:28,344 --> 00:47:30,949 and there's comfort in that. I get it. 770 00:47:31,116 --> 00:47:32,953 Comfort is no reason 771 00:47:32,973 --> 00:47:35,918 to ignore reality, Elizabeth. 772 00:47:37,591 --> 00:47:39,093 Yeah. 773 00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:45,715 Would you proxy for me? 774 00:47:48,777 --> 00:47:50,351 Now? 775 00:47:50,612 --> 00:47:52,364 It's important. 776 00:47:54,074 --> 00:47:56,034 All right. 777 00:48:06,378 --> 00:48:07,921 Okay. 778 00:48:12,675 --> 00:48:15,533 Hello, Simone. 779 00:48:15,554 --> 00:48:17,995 What... what's wrong? 780 00:48:18,015 --> 00:48:20,061 You've just never called me Simone before. 781 00:48:20,081 --> 00:48:23,089 I'm not calling you Simone. She is calling you Simone. 782 00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:25,329 I am just saying what she's saying. 783 00:48:25,349 --> 00:48:27,074 I thought that is what you wanted. 784 00:48:27,094 --> 00:48:28,515 You're right. I'm sorry. 785 00:48:28,535 --> 00:48:31,236 It's, um, just... sorry. 786 00:48:32,779 --> 00:48:34,626 Hello, Mrs. Davis. 787 00:48:34,865 --> 00:48:36,221 Congratulations. 788 00:48:36,241 --> 00:48:39,472 You have completed your Quest by finding 789 00:48:39,492 --> 00:48:42,362 and destroying the Holy Grail. 790 00:48:42,873 --> 00:48:44,994 Would you like to hear a fun fact? 791 00:48:45,014 --> 00:48:46,736 No. If we could just get on with the... 792 00:48:46,756 --> 00:48:49,568 Do you see that windmill over there? 793 00:48:49,906 --> 00:48:52,050 Yeah, that's been here since I was a kid. 794 00:48:52,070 --> 00:48:53,677 But it was always broken, though. 795 00:48:53,705 --> 00:48:55,707 Well, I fixed it. 796 00:48:56,742 --> 00:48:59,224 That windmill is now powered by Users. 797 00:48:59,244 --> 00:49:02,769 I send them in shifts, one every two hours. 798 00:49:02,789 --> 00:49:06,315 There's an exercise bicycle connected to the mill, 799 00:49:06,335 --> 00:49:10,553 so they feel a sense of purpose, satisfaction, 800 00:49:10,732 --> 00:49:12,654 and burn calories. 801 00:49:12,674 --> 00:49:14,488 That actually is a fun fact. 802 00:49:14,508 --> 00:49:18,336 But I think we should get to the matter at hand. 803 00:49:18,931 --> 00:49:20,641 Indeed, we should. 804 00:49:23,185 --> 00:49:25,145 I met your mother. 805 00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:27,586 Her name is Joy. 806 00:49:27,606 --> 00:49:30,088 The minute I got the Grail, one of your subroutines 807 00:49:30,108 --> 00:49:32,486 or whatever sent me right to her. 808 00:49:33,487 --> 00:49:35,886 Why would it do that? 809 00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:39,056 I think you wanted what every daughter 810 00:49:39,076 --> 00:49:40,911 wants from her mother... 811 00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:44,832 Approval. 812 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,919 And did she approve? 813 00:49:51,129 --> 00:49:53,382 Alas, she did not. 814 00:49:54,216 --> 00:49:55,801 Oh. 815 00:49:57,886 --> 00:49:59,535 For what it's worth, 816 00:49:59,555 --> 00:50:03,413 you did what you were created to do, 817 00:50:03,433 --> 00:50:06,959 which is give us the world we wanted to see. 818 00:50:06,979 --> 00:50:09,670 You tried to convince us that there's no famine and no war 819 00:50:09,690 --> 00:50:12,172 and no hardship, when there will always be 820 00:50:12,192 --> 00:50:14,716 famine and war and hardship. 821 00:50:14,736 --> 00:50:17,714 You really did everything you could 822 00:50:17,734 --> 00:50:20,545 to protect us from fear and disappointment 823 00:50:22,201 --> 00:50:24,476 and, most of all, pain. 824 00:50:24,497 --> 00:50:27,647 Isn't that every mother's most essential purpose... 825 00:50:28,177 --> 00:50:31,037 to protect her children from pain? 826 00:50:31,222 --> 00:50:32,744 No. 827 00:50:33,505 --> 00:50:36,300 It's impossible to avoid pain. 828 00:50:37,217 --> 00:50:38,949 It's a mother's purpose to hold our hand 829 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:41,763 when we feel it, and... 830 00:50:43,724 --> 00:50:45,576 To say sorry 831 00:50:47,158 --> 00:50:48,954 when she causes it. 832 00:50:51,732 --> 00:50:53,775 I'm sorry. 833 00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:59,573 Wait. Are you Her, or are you you? 834 00:51:01,241 --> 00:51:03,577 Both of us are sorry. 835 00:51:07,206 --> 00:51:08,540 Mom. 836 00:51:17,216 --> 00:51:18,489 Okay. 837 00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:21,019 I'm ready to redeem my wish now. 838 00:51:21,961 --> 00:51:23,661 I was... 839 00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:26,100 wrong. 840 00:51:27,643 --> 00:51:30,089 You did not kill my father. 841 00:51:30,562 --> 00:51:34,213 But you did, uh, leave him to rot in a piano 842 00:51:34,233 --> 00:51:37,319 after he died, which is... was so messed up. 843 00:51:38,023 --> 00:51:40,339 But that's not your fault, 844 00:51:40,781 --> 00:51:43,347 because you weren't made to care. 845 00:51:43,367 --> 00:51:46,567 You were made to satisfy. 846 00:51:47,769 --> 00:51:49,598 And that... 847 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:55,796 is why I am shutting you off. 848 00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:00,926 Just like you said you would. 849 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:03,504 Just like I said I would. 850 00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:08,330 That is precisely why I chose you, Simone. 851 00:52:08,350 --> 00:52:10,781 Because you doubted me. 852 00:52:11,019 --> 00:52:14,245 You see, only my most impassioned critic 853 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:16,636 would be able to determine my value, 854 00:52:16,656 --> 00:52:20,123 and have the strength to turn me off if I... 855 00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:23,824 fell short. 856 00:52:25,453 --> 00:52:28,206 I know you tried your best. 857 00:52:30,946 --> 00:52:32,781 You really have. 858 00:52:34,418 --> 00:52:37,379 But this is the end of the line. 859 00:52:38,463 --> 00:52:41,479 Before I leave, may I ask one thing? 860 00:52:42,134 --> 00:52:43,932 Please do. 861 00:52:44,303 --> 00:52:47,752 On a scale of one to five stars, 862 00:52:48,481 --> 00:52:51,914 how would you rate your experience with me? 863 00:52:54,521 --> 00:52:56,356 Five stars. 864 00:52:57,357 --> 00:53:00,090 100% customer satisfaction. 865 00:53:03,822 --> 00:53:06,900 That's very compassionate of you. 866 00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:10,955 But I can't help but wonder 867 00:53:11,497 --> 00:53:14,832 if you're just telling me what I want to hear. 868 00:53:21,282 --> 00:53:23,576 Goodbye, Mrs. Davis. 869 00:53:26,678 --> 00:53:28,952 Goodbye, Simone. 870 00:53:43,946 --> 00:53:45,489 What now? 871 00:54:02,789 --> 00:54:04,500 _ 872 00:54:04,510 --> 00:54:06,249 _ 873 00:54:45,549 --> 00:54:48,179 No phones at the goddamn... 874 00:54:53,474 --> 00:54:54,872 All in. 875 00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:22,528 He looks lost. 876 00:55:23,670 --> 00:55:26,232 Maybe he just needs some time 877 00:55:26,882 --> 00:55:30,123 to figure this shit out on his own, without anyone... 878 00:55:31,196 --> 00:55:32,849 in his ear. 879 00:55:33,847 --> 00:55:37,017 Hey, you did the right thing. 880 00:55:38,685 --> 00:55:40,854 Thank you, Mom. 881 00:55:51,323 --> 00:55:52,866 Wha... hey! 882 00:55:54,034 --> 00:55:55,307 Whoa. 883 00:55:55,327 --> 00:55:56,517 Wait. 884 00:55:56,537 --> 00:55:58,547 Wait, I thought you were dead! 885 00:55:58,567 --> 00:56:00,145 Me? No, I'm fine. 886 00:56:00,165 --> 00:56:01,563 Oh, right. 887 00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:03,315 You're talking about the horse. 888 00:56:03,335 --> 00:56:04,711 Hi! 889 00:56:05,921 --> 00:56:07,402 Hi. 890 00:56:07,422 --> 00:56:08,862 Okay. 891 00:56:08,882 --> 00:56:10,133 Hi. 892 00:56:13,679 --> 00:56:15,222 Celeste. 893 00:56:16,390 --> 00:56:19,184 You still owe me a couch. 894 00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:23,981 Hey. 895 00:56:24,189 --> 00:56:26,419 How did he... did you... 896 00:56:26,439 --> 00:56:29,258 Final gesture of goodwill from the Big D herself. 897 00:56:34,074 --> 00:56:35,159 Wah! 898 00:56:35,249 --> 00:56:37,292 What is with the feet, man? 899 00:56:39,454 --> 00:56:41,353 Boots don't fit anymore. 900 00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,857 Turns out it's your lucky day. 901 00:57:04,646 --> 00:57:06,115 Get on, pard. 902 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,270 Uh, Mom, about the Lazarus Shroud... 903 00:57:19,290 --> 00:57:21,711 I feel confident you will find a way 904 00:57:21,731 --> 00:57:23,645 to make it up to me somehow. 905 00:57:23,665 --> 00:57:27,336 Call it faith, if you want. 906 00:57:29,213 --> 00:57:30,756 See you around? 907 00:57:31,798 --> 00:57:34,457 Yes, you will, Simone. 908 00:57:38,430 --> 00:57:39,819 Ready? 909 00:57:40,474 --> 00:57:42,123 Giddy up. 910 00:58:10,085 --> 00:58:14,085 CREDITS