1 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,093 - Joseph? - Jerry? 2 00:00:20,118 --> 00:00:21,250 Why are you tied onto me? 3 00:00:21,275 --> 00:00:23,351 My God, I was about to ask you the same thing. 4 00:00:23,505 --> 00:00:24,484 What? 5 00:00:26,072 --> 00:00:28,750 Hang on. I think I have a lighter in my pocket. 6 00:00:28,775 --> 00:00:30,609 - Can you reach it? - Yeah. 7 00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:32,494 No, not a pocket. Not a pocket! 8 00:00:32,985 --> 00:00:34,685 Hang on. I got it, I got it, I got it. 9 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:36,625 Okay. You'll have to burn through the ropes. 10 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:38,218 Yeah. Have you ever used a lighter before? 11 00:00:38,243 --> 00:00:39,218 Yes, twice. 12 00:00:39,243 --> 00:00:41,101 Once in Boots, once in Center Parcs'. 13 00:00:41,126 --> 00:00:42,039 Okay, cool. 14 00:00:42,064 --> 00:00:45,023 So, the key thing is to avoid setting fire to my wrists. 15 00:00:45,048 --> 00:00:45,906 Yeah, or myself. 16 00:00:45,931 --> 00:00:47,710 Yeah, but my wrists really need to take priority. 17 00:00:47,735 --> 00:00:49,328 I use them all the time. 18 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:50,413 Especially, the right. 19 00:00:50,438 --> 00:00:52,103 - Okay, here we go. Ready? - Yeah. 20 00:00:53,936 --> 00:00:54,829 Fucking tits. 21 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:56,376 In a good way or a bad way? 22 00:00:57,852 --> 00:00:59,306 You whore! 23 00:00:59,509 --> 00:01:00,608 Damn it. 24 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:10,742 What the... 25 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:11,906 I know what you're thinking. 26 00:01:11,931 --> 00:01:14,914 This is the best TV show I've ever seen. 27 00:01:14,939 --> 00:01:17,008 And who's that hunk? 28 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,133 But I need to back it up a bit. 29 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,468 My name is Special Agent Jerry Bernstein, 30 00:01:24,493 --> 00:01:28,301 better known to my enemies and ex-wife as Jerry the Beast. 31 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:31,965 Can you grab my luggage, or do I need to do that too? 32 00:01:32,857 --> 00:01:36,515 I landed at GCHQ and was greeted by a sun-kissed 33 00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:39,762 man-child, who went on to become my best buddy. 34 00:01:39,787 --> 00:01:42,450 Do you mind me asking, do you have dwarfism in your family? 35 00:01:42,482 --> 00:01:45,215 And when I say my best buddy, I mean my assistant. 36 00:01:45,248 --> 00:01:46,692 I think we should start with you. 37 00:01:46,717 --> 00:01:49,488 - No. No. No. - Yeah. Yeah. Yes! 38 00:01:49,513 --> 00:01:52,559 I was asked to come to the United Kingdom of Cheltenham 39 00:01:52,584 --> 00:01:56,421 to kick some major ass in your lame National Security set up. 40 00:01:56,446 --> 00:01:59,540 This is first rate intel, my guy is the best. 41 00:01:59,565 --> 00:02:01,337 This is just taken from Wikipedia. 42 00:02:02,127 --> 00:02:03,595 Right, you have that here? 43 00:02:03,697 --> 00:02:05,328 It's been a blast. 44 00:02:05,524 --> 00:02:07,806 But what's the next chapter? 45 00:02:07,831 --> 00:02:11,673 Well, buckle up, baby. 'Cause the Beast is back. 46 00:02:11,813 --> 00:02:17,524 www.subtitulamos.tv 47 00:02:18,033 --> 00:02:19,595 Anyway, in other news, 48 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,993 I finally decided to publish my memoirs. 49 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:23,259 - Why? - Thank you. 50 00:02:23,284 --> 00:02:25,337 Yeah. I can't say too much about it, 51 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:28,141 but I sold the rights for an undisclosed sum. 52 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:29,337 Wow. How much? 53 00:02:29,362 --> 00:02:30,696 That's just it, they wouldn't say. 54 00:02:30,721 --> 00:02:33,071 And are GCHQ comfortable with all that? 55 00:02:33,096 --> 00:02:34,048 Who cares? 56 00:02:34,073 --> 00:02:35,407 My story needs to be told. 57 00:02:35,432 --> 00:02:36,732 So, it's a children's book. 58 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,274 No, the sex was pretty graphic. 59 00:02:38,299 --> 00:02:39,368 So, what's it gonna be about? 60 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:42,516 Well, it's called "Beast," and it's a collection of anecdotes 61 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:43,673 about my time here. 62 00:02:43,698 --> 00:02:46,556 So, some poems, the odd anatomical drawing. 63 00:02:46,581 --> 00:02:47,673 Do you want to hear a little? 64 00:02:47,698 --> 00:02:48,587 No. 65 00:02:50,399 --> 00:02:52,391 8:00 a.m. jungle time. 66 00:02:52,717 --> 00:02:55,417 It's been seven months since I was last kidnapped. 67 00:02:55,689 --> 00:02:57,259 I haven't been to the toilet. 68 00:02:57,284 --> 00:03:00,095 My only friend is a large egg-eating snake, 69 00:03:00,268 --> 00:03:02,376 and my dick is on fire. 70 00:03:02,401 --> 00:03:03,941 Sorry, so is-- is this a poem? 71 00:03:04,012 --> 00:03:04,884 Yeah. 72 00:03:06,301 --> 00:03:07,517 Yeah, that part is. 73 00:03:07,603 --> 00:03:10,563 And this covers your time at the NSA as well? 74 00:03:10,588 --> 00:03:12,329 Yeah, so far it covers everything 75 00:03:12,354 --> 00:03:13,665 up to the point I was kidnapped. 76 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:15,032 Well, even though that was just a prank. 77 00:03:15,057 --> 00:03:16,462 You order a pizza? 78 00:03:18,727 --> 00:03:20,181 Surprise! 79 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:21,321 What the fuck? 80 00:03:21,346 --> 00:03:22,274 Yes. 81 00:03:29,102 --> 00:03:30,884 This is nice by the way. 82 00:03:30,909 --> 00:03:32,165 Thank you. 83 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:35,227 - Mum left it to me in her will. - I thought she hated you. 84 00:03:35,252 --> 00:03:38,110 No, I think that was just part of her personality. 85 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,478 Evelyn, I've been meaning to ask, who's the father? 86 00:03:40,503 --> 00:03:41,838 I can't remember their names. 87 00:03:41,863 --> 00:03:43,025 Yeah, baby. 88 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:45,361 - No, I'm just the surrogate. - Okay. 89 00:03:45,386 --> 00:03:48,197 Right. Can we make a start? Tuva. 90 00:03:48,222 --> 00:03:51,541 I'm still concerned about last week's data breach. 91 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,580 I don't understand how did they manage 92 00:03:53,605 --> 00:03:55,724 to bypass GCHQ's firewall? 93 00:03:55,749 --> 00:03:56,833 Yes, quite. 94 00:03:56,858 --> 00:03:58,731 It's completely unprecedented 95 00:03:58,756 --> 00:04:00,513 and really rather worrying. 96 00:04:00,538 --> 00:04:01,880 Well, I've actually been road-testing 97 00:04:01,905 --> 00:04:03,356 a new bit of code that simulates 98 00:04:03,381 --> 00:04:04,856 what would happen in the event of a real life 99 00:04:04,881 --> 00:04:06,427 cyber attack here at GCHQ. 100 00:04:06,452 --> 00:04:07,981 If only you could've run it last week. 101 00:04:08,006 --> 00:04:09,067 Well, it was that, that reminded me. 102 00:04:09,092 --> 00:04:10,152 What were the results? 103 00:04:10,177 --> 00:04:12,271 - So far it's not worked. - Right. 104 00:04:12,296 --> 00:04:14,294 So, it hasn't worked as in it was successful? 105 00:04:14,319 --> 00:04:15,419 I'll be completely honest. 106 00:04:15,444 --> 00:04:17,075 It's actually very difficult to tell. 107 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:18,223 Not at least because I haven't been able 108 00:04:18,248 --> 00:04:20,364 to navigate away from the Wagamama website. 109 00:04:20,389 --> 00:04:21,825 As a result of the test. 110 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:23,364 Again, very difficult to tell. 111 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,411 I should know more in about... 112 00:04:27,004 --> 00:04:28,229 a year. 113 00:04:28,262 --> 00:04:31,559 Perfect. Well, the response from upstairs has been that 114 00:04:31,584 --> 00:04:33,481 we shouldn't worry our pretty little heads about it. 115 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,184 Do they happen to say, which of us is prettiest? 116 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,380 - Mary. - Mary? 117 00:04:36,405 --> 00:04:39,028 Mary, what's the latest on the G7 Climate Summit? 118 00:04:39,053 --> 00:04:43,090 There's a few raised alerts, the usual bits of chatter on the key activism sites, 119 00:04:43,115 --> 00:04:45,387 plus someone glued themselves to Simon Cal. 120 00:04:45,412 --> 00:04:46,755 Fine. Evelyn. 121 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:48,348 I mean, no, not that I'm aware of. 122 00:04:48,373 --> 00:04:50,145 No. Do you have anything to add? 123 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:51,661 There was something I was supposed to tell you, 124 00:04:51,686 --> 00:04:52,911 but I can't remember what it was. 125 00:04:52,936 --> 00:04:53,927 Fantastic. 126 00:04:54,626 --> 00:04:56,481 Yeah. Rupert said he might come in. 127 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:58,411 Yeah, sorry for the interruption. 128 00:04:58,436 --> 00:05:00,607 Just want to make you aware that there's 129 00:05:00,632 --> 00:05:02,912 a nuclear missile coming straight for us. 130 00:05:02,937 --> 00:05:04,232 No, no! No! 131 00:05:04,257 --> 00:05:05,787 Everyone, on top of me. 132 00:05:05,812 --> 00:05:07,381 Come on, get on, here! 133 00:05:07,406 --> 00:05:08,662 It's a metaphor. 134 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,842 Yeah, I know. So was that. Okay. 135 00:05:12,775 --> 00:05:14,131 Joseph, write that down, okay? 136 00:05:14,156 --> 00:05:16,599 That's go on right into "Beast," metaphors. 137 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:17,928 Okay. 138 00:05:17,953 --> 00:05:21,162 As we're all aware, there's a G7 Summit this week, 139 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:24,748 and our very own Energy Minister Joanna Telfer Fotheringham 140 00:05:24,773 --> 00:05:27,427 plans to announce her climate bill there. 141 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,169 But... we have a problem. 142 00:05:30,194 --> 00:05:31,193 She lost it? 143 00:05:31,218 --> 00:05:33,279 It's a little bit more serious than that, I'm afraid. 144 00:05:33,304 --> 00:05:34,302 She's eaten it. 145 00:05:34,327 --> 00:05:35,591 I've just taken a call 146 00:05:35,616 --> 00:05:37,287 from a journalist from "The Guardian," 147 00:05:37,312 --> 00:05:41,754 who have somehow got wind of the data breach here at GCHQ. 148 00:05:41,779 --> 00:05:44,029 But I've already raised the breach with Whitehall 149 00:05:44,054 --> 00:05:45,943 and told them to go public. 150 00:05:45,968 --> 00:05:48,677 Not least, because the stolen satellite data 151 00:05:48,702 --> 00:05:49,998 proves beyond doubt that the 152 00:05:50,023 --> 00:05:51,802 minister's new bill has catastrophic 153 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:53,294 implications for the planet. 154 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,419 Well, without that data, 155 00:05:55,559 --> 00:05:57,958 she kind of has the freedom to do what she likes. 156 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:01,255 Plus, the PM feels that you might be a little 157 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,123 too close to the subject to be impartial. 158 00:06:04,148 --> 00:06:07,099 Well, perhaps the PM needs reminding 159 00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:09,826 that as head of this department, I have managed 160 00:06:09,851 --> 00:06:12,529 to remain impartial through three referenda, 161 00:06:12,554 --> 00:06:15,107 two monarchs, and nine Prime Ministers. 162 00:06:15,147 --> 00:06:17,787 That can't be right. Sorry. 163 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:20,091 But on this particular matter... 164 00:06:20,116 --> 00:06:22,279 It's hardly in Whitehall's interest, is it? 165 00:06:22,304 --> 00:06:23,888 To publish the real data, 166 00:06:23,913 --> 00:06:26,466 not with so many party donors coming from Big Energy. 167 00:06:26,491 --> 00:06:28,333 - What if... - No. 168 00:06:28,358 --> 00:06:31,974 What if the stolen data resurfaces? 169 00:06:31,999 --> 00:06:33,638 Now, were just confirmed to those like 170 00:06:33,663 --> 00:06:36,701 Fotheringham who were keen to see GCHQ privatized. 171 00:06:36,726 --> 00:06:38,958 That we are no longer the bastion of 172 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:41,232 digital security that we claim to be. 173 00:06:41,922 --> 00:06:44,873 Very clever, Joanna, and it's a win-win. 174 00:06:50,948 --> 00:06:52,284 - Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ. 175 00:06:52,365 --> 00:06:54,073 Did you just learn about my memoirs? 176 00:06:54,098 --> 00:06:56,073 - Chris, I didn't... - It's fine. 177 00:06:58,766 --> 00:06:59,847 No. 178 00:06:59,872 --> 00:07:01,409 I'll take it from here. 179 00:07:02,112 --> 00:07:04,073 I'll draft a statement. 180 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:15,839 Okay. 181 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:20,628 What I'm about to say doesn't leave these four walls. 182 00:07:20,653 --> 00:07:21,886 Hang on. 183 00:07:25,139 --> 00:07:26,697 Sorry, I just get a little paranoid. 184 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:28,222 The folks are listening in. 185 00:07:28,821 --> 00:07:31,103 - Always carry a spare. - Give me that. 186 00:07:31,306 --> 00:07:32,658 Please, Jerry. 187 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,478 As many of you know, I have been at GCHQ 188 00:07:35,503 --> 00:07:37,072 for the best part of 35 years. 189 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,111 Sorry. That's just exactly how long 190 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:41,760 I have left on my mortgage, so I just... 191 00:07:41,785 --> 00:07:43,174 And whilst I would happily 192 00:07:43,199 --> 00:07:44,908 continue serving King and Country 193 00:07:44,933 --> 00:07:47,744 ad infinitum, certain members of this government 194 00:07:47,769 --> 00:07:51,813 have decided that a more modern approach is required to tackle 195 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:55,322 the ever increasing threat to our nation's cybersecurity. 196 00:07:55,347 --> 00:07:57,103 Are we finally getting an Xbox? 197 00:07:57,613 --> 00:07:59,181 I'm being fired. 198 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,213 Chris! 199 00:08:01,238 --> 00:08:02,674 I've got till the end of the week. 200 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,111 Do you want me to kill someone? 201 00:08:04,136 --> 00:08:05,095 If only. 202 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,033 Does this mean you're gonna be home all the time? 203 00:08:07,058 --> 00:08:09,095 You can always move in with Auntie Joe. 204 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,275 So, could you. 205 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:14,195 Chris, I just want you to know on behalf of everyone here 206 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:17,071 at CySec, and I say this with 207 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,637 absolutely no agenda, whatsoever. 208 00:08:19,662 --> 00:08:21,978 Who are they eyeing up as your replacement? 209 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:23,470 Nice try, Jerry. 210 00:08:23,495 --> 00:08:26,416 But mine isn't the only position that's become untenable. 211 00:08:26,441 --> 00:08:28,814 This is just the government's first step 212 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:31,494 in shutting down CySec altogether 213 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:33,494 and replacing us with AI. 214 00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:34,939 - AI? - Robots. 215 00:08:34,964 --> 00:08:36,744 - Robots? - Robots. 216 00:08:36,769 --> 00:08:38,088 No, no! 217 00:08:38,113 --> 00:08:40,002 Even though I acknowledge that I would be one 218 00:08:40,027 --> 00:08:42,174 of the first to go on paper, at least I do feel 219 00:08:42,199 --> 00:08:43,666 like a robot would struggle to mimic exactly 220 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,049 how many things I get wrong on a daily basis. 221 00:08:46,074 --> 00:08:47,306 It's actually very nuanced. 222 00:08:47,331 --> 00:08:48,988 Well, then, I'm sure you'll be fine. 223 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:50,363 Would you like me to type any of that up? 224 00:08:50,388 --> 00:08:51,191 - No. - No. 225 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,807 Look, Joanna. 226 00:08:53,729 --> 00:08:56,011 You see, what we all need to remember 227 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,331 about these record temperatures is that 228 00:08:59,356 --> 00:09:01,644 they are nature's way of telling us 229 00:09:01,669 --> 00:09:03,863 that we are doing a really great job. 230 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:05,105 Makes sense. 231 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:08,507 Yes, but of course, you must always look to the future, 232 00:09:08,532 --> 00:09:11,843 and that means investment in technology 233 00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:13,507 all across the board. 234 00:09:13,532 --> 00:09:15,226 And this government is committed 235 00:09:15,251 --> 00:09:17,867 to an increasingly AI driven approach. 236 00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:20,828 Whether that be the harnessing of nuclear energy, 237 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:24,570 right the way through to keeping us safe from cyber attacks. 238 00:09:24,934 --> 00:09:28,199 I mean, gone are the days of dowdy little snowflakes 239 00:09:28,224 --> 00:09:31,604 in a pillbox trying to do the right thing. 240 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:34,418 God, that is so harsh on you guys. 241 00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:37,355 But there must be some jobs, humans do... 242 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:40,215 So, am I texting Joanna to say I'm moving in or not? 243 00:09:43,398 --> 00:09:44,723 Okay, fine, yes. 244 00:09:44,748 --> 00:09:46,543 She's also my little sister. 245 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,855 - Any questions? - Yeah. 246 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,363 What's she doing Friday? 'Cause damn! 247 00:09:52,388 --> 00:09:53,863 Funny, in our 20's 248 00:09:53,888 --> 00:09:55,676 people used to say we looked identical. 249 00:09:55,701 --> 00:09:57,161 The only way you could tell us apart 250 00:09:57,186 --> 00:09:59,035 was that one of us didn't like bananas. 251 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:00,637 Well, yeah, I can imagine that. 252 00:10:00,662 --> 00:10:01,863 Well, what do you mean? 253 00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:03,652 Gradually, we drifted apart. 254 00:10:03,677 --> 00:10:05,668 I chose loyalty to my country, 255 00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:08,824 she chose to marry into the Fotheringham-Telfer estate 256 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:12,168 and enter the Gordy glamor of British politics. 257 00:10:12,193 --> 00:10:14,285 Mom hates her because she gave granny shingles, 258 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,628 and once got me a Bacardi Breezer for my birthday. 259 00:10:16,653 --> 00:10:18,613 - Which flavor? - You were five! 260 00:10:18,638 --> 00:10:21,996 Wait a minute, so this whole thing, the data hack, 261 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,074 the trying to shut down the department 262 00:10:24,099 --> 00:10:26,378 is all a vendetta against you? 263 00:10:26,403 --> 00:10:28,222 And which of you doesn't like bananas? 264 00:10:28,247 --> 00:10:30,464 No, it's just a cold-blooded grab 265 00:10:30,489 --> 00:10:32,933 for as much money, attention, and power as she can get. 266 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:36,269 Destroying me is just a fun little side project. 267 00:10:36,294 --> 00:10:39,650 Do we still have access to the original carbon emission data? 268 00:10:39,675 --> 00:10:41,861 We are talking about the biggest 269 00:10:41,886 --> 00:10:43,775 breach in GCHQ's history. 270 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,033 It'll likely take a specialist team weeks. 271 00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:47,713 - Okay, got it. - That is so hot. 272 00:10:47,738 --> 00:10:49,994 Wow, so whoever stole the files 273 00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:51,400 left a digital fingerprint. 274 00:10:51,425 --> 00:10:52,705 Can it be traced? 275 00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:56,510 Yes, the breach was initiated by a Trojan AI. 276 00:10:56,535 --> 00:10:58,807 Whose major shareholder is... 277 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,197 - Joanna. - Joanna. 278 00:11:00,222 --> 00:11:01,494 - Joanna. - Okay. 279 00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:03,244 What if we blew the whistle? 280 00:11:04,179 --> 00:11:06,900 I've always wanted to blow the whistle. Is it a real whistle? 281 00:11:06,925 --> 00:11:09,580 'Cause I imagine it's like gold with a leather chain. 282 00:11:09,605 --> 00:11:12,643 What? And break the Official Secrets Act? 283 00:11:12,668 --> 00:11:13,932 No, thanks! 284 00:11:13,957 --> 00:11:16,346 Joanna knows damn well I would never betray 285 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,666 the government, even one as crooked as hers. 286 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:21,486 I actually saw a film where someone at GCHQ did that. 287 00:11:21,511 --> 00:11:22,158 What happened? 288 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:23,713 Well, one of them got their head chopped off, 289 00:11:23,738 --> 00:11:25,096 but the other got to meet Colin Firth. 290 00:11:25,121 --> 00:11:27,799 What if we took the original data directly 291 00:11:27,824 --> 00:11:30,736 to the Summit and switched it in somehow? 292 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:32,588 - Out of the question. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 293 00:11:32,808 --> 00:11:36,291 What if we took the original data directly 294 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,924 to the summit and switched it in somehow? 295 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:41,736 What? 296 00:11:41,761 --> 00:11:43,291 The G7 Summit isn't a place 297 00:11:43,316 --> 00:11:46,291 you can just walk into without proper clearance. 298 00:11:46,316 --> 00:11:49,525 Yeah, but what if we were two of the attending scientists? 299 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:55,682 What, are you thinking that... 300 00:11:57,275 --> 00:12:00,689 What, are you really expecting me to sanction 301 00:12:00,714 --> 00:12:03,572 an operation whereby you and him 302 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,447 poses internationally recognized climate scientists 303 00:12:06,472 --> 00:12:09,275 in order to bring down His Majesty's government, 304 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,228 save GCHQ, and the planet 305 00:12:11,253 --> 00:12:13,674 and the reputation of this department? 306 00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:19,658 Sorry, I can't tell if you're joking or not. 307 00:12:19,683 --> 00:12:20,916 Come on, Chrissy. 308 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,697 Are you really gonna let your sister 309 00:12:22,722 --> 00:12:25,127 leave your legacy in tatters? 310 00:12:25,443 --> 00:12:28,400 Look, we can do this. Okay? 311 00:12:28,425 --> 00:12:30,361 We are a formidable, 312 00:12:30,386 --> 00:12:33,096 diverse, and deeply talented team. 313 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:35,611 Look, I know we've had our disagreements 314 00:12:35,636 --> 00:12:38,971 in the past, and I can't honestly say how many times 315 00:12:38,996 --> 00:12:41,203 I wanted to trip you as you walked by 316 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,070 or stop the revolving door right before you exit. 317 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:48,035 But if we can get the real data in front of these nerds, 318 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:53,195 there's a chance here we can literally save the world. 319 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,242 So, what do you say? 320 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,273 Fuck it. What have we got to lose? 321 00:13:01,298 --> 00:13:02,711 Fuck, yeah! 322 00:13:02,736 --> 00:13:04,359 USA. USA. 323 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,773 But by God, Jerry, if this plane goes down, 324 00:13:06,798 --> 00:13:07,836 you are coming with me. 325 00:13:07,861 --> 00:13:08,921 You have my word. 326 00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:10,437 Don't write that down. 327 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,691 I can't believe I'm finally getting promoted. 328 00:13:16,716 --> 00:13:18,566 I know. What do you mean? 329 00:13:18,591 --> 00:13:21,535 Well, when the board sees how amazing I am 330 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,043 out in the field, they'll beg me to take over for Chris. 331 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,895 Plus, all this is great material for "Beast." 332 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,527 So, do I pop up in "Beast" at all? 333 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:32,379 Are you kidding me? You're right there on the first page. 334 00:13:33,982 --> 00:13:37,512 Note to self, mention Joseph somewhere in "Beast." 335 00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:41,449 So, I know this isn't probably 336 00:13:41,474 --> 00:13:43,129 the best timing, but, I just 337 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,566 wanted to let you know first 338 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,991 I'm thinking of proposing to Charlotte. 339 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,801 Well, I just wanted you to know from experience that, 340 00:13:51,826 --> 00:13:55,051 long distance relationships rarely work out. 341 00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,356 Well, I'd move to Cornwall. 342 00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:00,035 No, I was talking about us. 343 00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:07,293 So, I guess one way or another, 344 00:14:07,318 --> 00:14:08,941 this could be our last mission together. 345 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:09,637 Yeah. 346 00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:11,324 It's a shame, 'cause when I take over, 347 00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:12,629 I have huge plans for this place, 348 00:14:12,654 --> 00:14:13,994 starting with the rooftop pool. 349 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,176 I can always visit. Especially, if there's a wave machine. 350 00:14:16,201 --> 00:14:19,074 Listen, you know, you should only propose 351 00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:21,715 if you're absolutely certain you're gonna get a yes. 352 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:23,090 Do you think I should find out first? 353 00:14:23,115 --> 00:14:24,606 - A hundred percent. - By asking her? 354 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,121 Yeah, ask her twice. 355 00:14:26,146 --> 00:14:28,254 Worst case scenario, you get two no's, 356 00:14:28,279 --> 00:14:29,895 but at least you'll know for sure. 357 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,100 God, maybe you could ask her. 358 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,625 To marry me? No, she'll say, yes. 359 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,270 No, I just meant on my behalf. 360 00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:36,199 I still worry that might confuse her 361 00:14:36,224 --> 00:14:38,113 from an emotional point of view. 362 00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:41,066 Especially, if I ask her twice. 363 00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:45,082 So, this is the electromagnetic pulse device, 364 00:14:45,107 --> 00:14:47,965 which you'll use to bypass security at the G7. 365 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,426 Never dial it up to anything more than eight. 366 00:14:51,801 --> 00:14:54,559 And try not to point at your groin. 367 00:14:54,584 --> 00:14:55,707 - Why not? - Hey. 368 00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:58,887 So, Jesus. Jesus, did someone die in here? 369 00:14:58,912 --> 00:15:00,074 Yes. 370 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,902 Okay. Look, we don't have much time, but Mary said 371 00:15:01,927 --> 00:15:03,787 you might be able to help with some disguises. 372 00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:06,777 Yes. So, what look are you going for? 373 00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:09,137 Well, we just need to pass as these two. 374 00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:11,964 And which way around were you thinking? 375 00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:16,395 Okay, so I think the key change here is hair, okay? 376 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:19,496 Plus, is it possible to do something about Joseph's nose? 377 00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:20,223 What do you mean? 378 00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:22,863 Well, I'm just worried about its bulk giving us away. 379 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,926 - Like in Pinocchio? - Kind of. 380 00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:26,652 Let me see what I've got. 381 00:15:29,332 --> 00:15:32,707 No, that's... No, that's wrong. 382 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:38,097 Okay, don't worry about the style for now. 383 00:15:38,122 --> 00:15:39,762 I just want to check the fit. 384 00:15:51,152 --> 00:15:54,762 I don't see how this helps. I'm trying to pass for... this guy. 385 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,465 Maybe you could say you're wearing it 386 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,300 like that 'cause it's a special occasion. 387 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,941 You know, what about his nose? 388 00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,573 - I don't think it'll fit. - The wig? 389 00:16:02,598 --> 00:16:03,987 You could always hang it off the tip. 390 00:16:04,012 --> 00:16:05,816 - I think it's too big. - The wig or my nose? 391 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,816 Okay. You know what? We'll figure it out ourselves. Okay? 392 00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,664 People change their hair all the time, 393 00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,640 plus the G7 only meets once a year. 394 00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:14,015 A lot can change in a year. 395 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,781 Exactly. Which is why I thought... 396 00:16:15,806 --> 00:16:17,414 Okay, we got to get out to here. 397 00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:18,797 Okay, bye. 398 00:16:39,852 --> 00:16:42,375 Okay, be honest. What do you think? 399 00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:50,961 It's Jerry and Joseph, by the way. Jerry. Joseph. 400 00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:52,571 It'll have do. Mary. 401 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:57,428 So security clearance this year is being handled by AXS. 402 00:16:57,453 --> 00:17:00,219 It's an app based system that mixes encryption 403 00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:02,125 with QR technology. 404 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,547 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down a sec. What do you mean by app? 405 00:17:04,572 --> 00:17:06,961 Don't worry. Just let security scan the code 406 00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:09,125 and then we will handle the rest from in here. 407 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,735 What about when the real scientists show up? 408 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,344 I'm tracking their car. 409 00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:14,555 You have about 15 minutes before they arrive. 410 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,914 It's all the time we have, so we need to get in and out. 411 00:17:16,939 --> 00:17:18,250 Here are your comms. 412 00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:21,203 But just make sure that the earpieces 413 00:17:21,228 --> 00:17:23,289 are set to one of the lower channels. 414 00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:24,008 Why? 415 00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:25,093 Because we're going to be triggering 416 00:17:25,118 --> 00:17:26,180 an electromagnetic pulse. 417 00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:28,375 What? Wait, what? Is that safe? 418 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,300 Yes, yes. Although, me and Quentin 419 00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:32,297 just used once to start a fire. 420 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,180 It's fine, it just sends out 421 00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,875 a small signal that jams the feed. 422 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,461 Which then allows us to bypass security. 423 00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:42,563 It once bypassed mum's pacemaker. 424 00:17:42,588 --> 00:17:43,797 Is that how she died? 425 00:17:43,822 --> 00:17:45,492 No, she just ate too many acorns. 426 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:48,430 Once inside, Evelyn will be there, posing as a waitress. 427 00:17:48,455 --> 00:17:50,969 She's worked there before, so she knows the layout. 428 00:17:50,994 --> 00:17:53,711 She will be able to show you where the press are being held. 429 00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:56,594 Once you're there, all you need to do is locate 430 00:17:56,619 --> 00:17:59,664 the laptop which is feeding them the official updates. 431 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:00,696 Okay. What...? 432 00:18:00,721 --> 00:18:02,383 It's likely to be small and black. 433 00:18:02,408 --> 00:18:03,867 Maybe you should remember that. 434 00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:06,554 This USB drive is coded to automatically 435 00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:09,141 upload and present the real data. 436 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,617 Just put it into any available USB port. 437 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:12,796 Okay, USB port. 438 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:15,969 Yeah, just remember United States, and B for boobs. 439 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:18,469 And with any luck, once everyone sees 440 00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,674 the real data, the science community 441 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,008 and the Great British press will look after the rest. 442 00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:25,352 What you going to do if a real scientist 443 00:18:25,377 --> 00:18:27,110 comes up to you and asks you a question? 444 00:18:27,135 --> 00:18:27,719 Answer it. 445 00:18:27,744 --> 00:18:30,375 I'm just gonna say lockdown drove me completely mad. 446 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,946 - Alright, let's do this. - Okay. 447 00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:33,703 Come on, get in here. Come on, get in there. 448 00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:36,133 One, two... 449 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,055 Do I go underneath? 450 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,711 No, you go on top. Okay, let's go. 451 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,421 So, the trick is to get the oil piping hot first. 452 00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:46,938 Yeah, I know you said, and then you add the batter. 453 00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:48,774 Exactly, then you add the batter, 454 00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:50,180 otherwise they just won't rise. 455 00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:52,164 Sorry, sir. Can I see your QR codes? 456 00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:53,930 There you go. 457 00:18:54,074 --> 00:18:56,016 I have to scan it. 458 00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:59,069 Alright, here we go. 459 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,077 There it is, right there. 460 00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:06,600 Do it again. 461 00:19:08,071 --> 00:19:09,475 - Do it again. - Do you wanna do mine? 462 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,545 No, no. 463 00:19:12,141 --> 00:19:13,850 Is there-- is there a problem? 464 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:16,030 Excuse me, sir, would you mind? Yes, there is a problem. 465 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,537 Your QR code isn't being recognized. 466 00:19:17,562 --> 00:19:19,092 Do either of you chaps have ID? 467 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,178 ID of ourselves? 468 00:19:20,203 --> 00:19:21,834 No, ID of Ian, who'd you think? 469 00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:23,373 - Who's Ian? - I'm Ian, this is Chris. 470 00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:25,997 Chris Dibbs, MasterChef quarter-finalist, 2013. 471 00:19:26,022 --> 00:19:27,145 Dude, congrats. 472 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:28,028 - Thank you very much. - Really. 473 00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:29,419 Ask them to scan it again. 474 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:30,794 Ask them to scan it again. 475 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,239 Sorry, I didn't mean to say that out loud. 476 00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:34,161 I was just talking to Jerry. 477 00:19:34,186 --> 00:19:35,442 - Miguel. - Miguel. 478 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,810 Miguel. Miguel. 479 00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:39,841 Sorry, I just have these sort of mini strokes, don't I? Yeah. 480 00:19:39,905 --> 00:19:41,739 I don't know why it's not working. 481 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,513 Try increasing the signal strength. 482 00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,192 Lower the frequency in your earpiece. 483 00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:51,349 Lower the frequency. 484 00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:52,528 Excuse me, sir, you alright? 485 00:19:52,553 --> 00:19:53,872 Yeah, I just said how. 486 00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:55,517 - Why? - No, how. 487 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,552 Has that worked? 488 00:19:56,577 --> 00:19:57,849 To a degree, yes. 489 00:19:59,435 --> 00:20:00,711 Okay. Now it's saying that your code's 490 00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:01,708 actually already been scanned. 491 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,530 Well, yeah, 'cause it has just now, MasterChef. 492 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,388 So have you been to one of these before? 493 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,669 The G7 Summit? 494 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:12,810 Yeah, we-- we've been to the mall. 495 00:20:12,835 --> 00:20:14,615 Yeah, I mean, the G1 was nuts, wasn't it? 496 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,067 - We were the only ones there. - Please be quiet. 497 00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:18,599 - Yeah. - So sorry this is happening. 498 00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:23,942 Please, please try for the very last time. 499 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,555 Yeah! I'm so excited! 500 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,020 - The summit. - Yeah. 501 00:20:37,045 --> 00:20:39,380 Okay, sir. Well, you are good to go. 502 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,302 - Yep. Let's go. - Good. 503 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,895 Yep. Good. 504 00:20:42,995 --> 00:20:44,435 Is he going to be okay? 505 00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:50,216 Okay, we're in. Is Evelyn already inside? 506 00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:52,278 No, I think I might be in labor. 507 00:20:52,303 --> 00:20:53,645 - What? - Jesus. 508 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,270 Well, you're gonna have to hold that in, okay? 509 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,263 Joseph. Joseph! 510 00:20:58,009 --> 00:21:00,310 Chris, we're gonna have to buy some time here. 511 00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:02,883 Well, whatever you do, don't speak to anyone. 512 00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:05,532 Hello, I'm Dr. Chom. 513 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,211 Herbert Chom... 514 00:21:09,242 --> 00:21:10,289 Hello. 515 00:21:15,242 --> 00:21:16,399 Hi. 516 00:21:17,246 --> 00:21:18,992 Hi, Dr. Chom. 517 00:21:19,017 --> 00:21:20,313 Hi. 518 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,180 We've not met, but I'm a big fan of your work. 519 00:21:24,302 --> 00:21:26,828 Thank you. Thank you so much. Okay. 520 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,711 It-- it's great to see you looking so well. 521 00:21:28,736 --> 00:21:30,828 I heard that you had a tracheotomy. 522 00:21:32,264 --> 00:21:34,044 Er, no. No. 523 00:21:34,069 --> 00:21:36,094 No, I don't think so. Where did you hear that? 524 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,805 Didn't you make a documentary about it? 525 00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:41,438 Yes, yes. Yes, that one. 526 00:21:41,463 --> 00:21:43,024 Yes. Well, there are good days 527 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:44,422 and bad days. You know how it is. 528 00:21:44,447 --> 00:21:45,563 Real bad. 529 00:21:46,488 --> 00:21:49,258 No, this was a while ago, I've grown my hair out since then. 530 00:21:49,283 --> 00:21:51,289 No, this was back in... 531 00:21:51,314 --> 00:21:52,782 Oklahoma in '95. 532 00:21:52,807 --> 00:21:55,063 - Right. The bombing? - No, the musical. 533 00:21:56,201 --> 00:21:57,946 Congratulations as well. 534 00:21:57,971 --> 00:21:59,414 Christ, what now? Yup. 535 00:21:59,439 --> 00:22:00,819 Anna said that you just got married. 536 00:22:02,074 --> 00:22:03,374 Yes. 537 00:22:03,818 --> 00:22:04,907 It's sublime. 538 00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,547 She works in climate science as well, yes? 539 00:22:06,572 --> 00:22:08,461 - Who? Anna? - No, your wife. 540 00:22:08,486 --> 00:22:11,282 I wonder if we've ever crossed paths or... 541 00:22:11,307 --> 00:22:14,078 No, no, 'cause she passed away. 542 00:22:14,343 --> 00:22:16,266 Stop speaking! 543 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,469 I'm sorry. When you said you were married, I assumed-- 544 00:22:18,494 --> 00:22:20,235 When we were married, she was still alive. 545 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,703 Miguel Stallone and Herbert Chom are about to arrive. 546 00:22:22,728 --> 00:22:24,453 You need to wrap this up! 547 00:22:24,478 --> 00:22:26,258 By the way, your paper 548 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:28,180 on isostatic readjustment and how 549 00:22:28,205 --> 00:22:30,524 it affects climate change models, really interesting. 550 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,008 Thank you. I agree. Yeah. 551 00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:33,336 It's one of my all time favorites. 552 00:22:33,361 --> 00:22:34,492 Which model did you use? 553 00:22:34,517 --> 00:22:36,602 She was just this hottie I met in Vegas. 554 00:22:36,627 --> 00:22:38,492 Listen, I-- I really gotta get going. 555 00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:41,321 It was so great to see you again. 556 00:22:41,346 --> 00:22:42,602 - We've never met. - No. 557 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:44,196 That's what I thought. Thank you. 558 00:22:45,285 --> 00:22:47,196 Joanna is five minutes away. 559 00:22:47,221 --> 00:22:48,602 Evelyn, what's the latest? 560 00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:50,844 Er, false alarm. I think it was just Braxton Hicks. 561 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,555 I know him. 562 00:22:53,141 --> 00:22:54,867 Do you mind me asking how she died? 563 00:22:54,892 --> 00:22:56,610 - Who? - Your wife. 564 00:22:57,499 --> 00:23:00,047 Yeah, no, God, no. That's fine. 565 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:02,219 Crickey! What was it? 566 00:23:02,244 --> 00:23:03,743 I can never remember the name of the condition. 567 00:23:03,768 --> 00:23:05,141 You can't remember how she died? 568 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,094 It was a crocodile. 569 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,016 Yeah, that's it. She got snapped up by a crocodile. 570 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,024 Yeah, it was pretty quick. 571 00:23:09,049 --> 00:23:10,532 I take a lot of comfort in that. 572 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:11,883 Okay, we gotta go. 573 00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:13,593 Can I have a drink, please? 574 00:23:13,618 --> 00:23:15,758 - I'm pregnant. - Sorry. 575 00:23:15,783 --> 00:23:17,602 - My God. - Take in a sip. 576 00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:20,032 Joanna is about to arrive, hurry up! 577 00:23:20,057 --> 00:23:21,461 Okay, let's finish this. 578 00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:23,649 - You have the USB? What? - Yes and no. 579 00:23:23,674 --> 00:23:24,946 I just didn't want anyone to find it 580 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,086 in case I got strip searched. 581 00:23:26,111 --> 00:23:26,875 What do you mean? 582 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,289 I need to pop to the toilet first. 583 00:23:28,314 --> 00:23:30,977 What? Jesus Christ! Evelyn! 584 00:23:31,464 --> 00:23:32,320 What now? 585 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,141 Joseph swallowed the data stick. 586 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:36,383 - On purpose? - Mother of God! 587 00:23:36,408 --> 00:23:38,297 Come on, Joseph, push! 588 00:23:38,322 --> 00:23:39,719 Imagine you're Evelyn. 589 00:23:39,744 --> 00:23:41,813 Well, I'm having a caesarian, so... 590 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:42,492 Fine. 591 00:23:42,517 --> 00:23:43,625 I'm trying as hard as I can. 592 00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:44,797 It's just... Nothing's coming out. 593 00:23:44,822 --> 00:23:46,352 Remember what's at stake here! 594 00:23:46,377 --> 00:23:47,985 I know! The future of the planet. 595 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:48,906 Mom's job. 596 00:23:48,932 --> 00:23:50,547 Exactly. My promotion. 597 00:23:50,572 --> 00:23:52,266 I just think I need something more to eat. 598 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:54,539 What? Here. Give me that. 599 00:23:55,287 --> 00:23:57,696 - Okay, I got chips. - What flavor? 600 00:23:57,721 --> 00:23:58,711 Pickled onions. 601 00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:00,203 No, they give me the runs. 602 00:24:00,228 --> 00:24:02,197 No, no, that's perfect. Here. 603 00:24:02,869 --> 00:24:04,547 Just catch them in your mouth. 604 00:24:06,841 --> 00:24:07,829 No! 605 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:12,250 Thirty-five years of continuous service 606 00:24:12,275 --> 00:24:13,922 and it all culminates in me 607 00:24:13,947 --> 00:24:16,539 waiting for a man to shit out a USB stick. 608 00:24:17,118 --> 00:24:18,157 Thank you. 609 00:24:18,182 --> 00:24:20,969 Just to let you know, Joanna is getting out of the car. 610 00:24:20,994 --> 00:24:23,774 UK energy minister, Joanna Telfer Fotheringham 611 00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:25,586 has just arrived at the G7 612 00:24:25,611 --> 00:24:27,946 where she is due to deliver a landmark address 613 00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:30,047 revealing groundbreaking new climate research. 614 00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:31,485 We are running out of time. 615 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:33,540 I swear to God, Joseph, if you don't hurry up 616 00:24:33,611 --> 00:24:36,055 I'm going to come in there and shit it out myself! 617 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,047 It's too late. 618 00:24:37,072 --> 00:24:38,961 If the real data isn't released to the press before 619 00:24:38,986 --> 00:24:40,938 the end of her speech, we as well not have bothered. 620 00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:42,875 Joanna has entered the building. 621 00:24:43,174 --> 00:24:44,461 Tuva, Mary, 622 00:24:44,854 --> 00:24:47,079 initiate Operation Scotch Egg. 623 00:24:53,939 --> 00:24:54,750 You got it? 624 00:24:54,775 --> 00:24:55,938 - Yes. - No! 625 00:24:55,963 --> 00:24:58,024 It's fine, I wiped it. Sorry for the delay. 626 00:24:58,049 --> 00:24:59,180 I was checking I got everything. 627 00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:01,328 There were a couple of big marbles in there as well. 628 00:25:03,631 --> 00:25:05,093 - Let's go. - Yeah. 629 00:25:12,258 --> 00:25:13,390 Be cool. 630 00:25:17,268 --> 00:25:18,405 Hi. 631 00:25:23,805 --> 00:25:24,890 Shit. 632 00:25:26,907 --> 00:25:28,124 Hurry up, Joseph. 633 00:25:30,465 --> 00:25:31,890 Excuse me, sir. 634 00:25:31,915 --> 00:25:33,450 Christine, you gotta get us out of here. 635 00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:34,890 Behind you. 636 00:25:43,764 --> 00:25:46,506 Oi, listen, we need to check your ID's again. 637 00:25:47,605 --> 00:25:49,092 Joseph, have you got the memory stick? 638 00:25:49,117 --> 00:25:50,342 Yes, just don't lick it. 639 00:25:50,367 --> 00:25:51,707 No, no, hide it, hide it. Hide it. 640 00:25:51,732 --> 00:25:54,072 - No, no... - You have to. 641 00:25:54,097 --> 00:25:55,894 - What are you doing? - Get it, get it, get it. 642 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,340 Okay, okay, this, come here, come here. 643 00:25:59,365 --> 00:26:01,426 This right here is a hostage situation. 644 00:26:01,451 --> 00:26:04,184 I've got a pregnant waitress, a goblin 645 00:26:04,209 --> 00:26:05,769 and-- and three understudies 646 00:26:05,794 --> 00:26:08,012 from the musical "Annie," all on crack. 647 00:26:08,037 --> 00:26:09,613 Everyone do what I say! 648 00:26:09,638 --> 00:26:11,160 Thank you, Jerry, that won't be necessary. 649 00:26:11,185 --> 00:26:13,465 - So, no? Okay, fine. - No. 650 00:26:16,852 --> 00:26:18,293 Chris Clark. 651 00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:20,899 Head of CySec at GCHQ. 652 00:26:21,068 --> 00:26:22,737 Though not for long I hear. 653 00:26:22,762 --> 00:26:24,559 Come on, sis, why the long face? 654 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,137 Did someone shrink you Forever Friends nightie? 655 00:26:27,162 --> 00:26:28,535 At least I wore a nightie. 656 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,740 Yes. I was rather surprised you noticed 657 00:26:29,765 --> 00:26:31,746 with all those math's book shoved up your arse. 658 00:26:31,771 --> 00:26:33,043 Well, if that meant I could tell the time. 659 00:26:33,068 --> 00:26:34,368 No one needs to tell the time anymore. 660 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,941 - The world's moved on. - Joanna. 661 00:26:36,378 --> 00:26:38,441 How lovely it is to see you again. 662 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:40,586 I don't believe we've spoken since... 663 00:26:40,611 --> 00:26:41,641 Mummy's funeral. 664 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,188 Yes, of course, how could I forget? 665 00:26:43,213 --> 00:26:45,594 I did the catering, you did a photo shoot. 666 00:26:45,619 --> 00:26:47,118 Well, it's what mummy would've wanted. 667 00:26:47,143 --> 00:26:49,188 Of course. You were always her favorite. 668 00:26:49,213 --> 00:26:51,618 Yes. It's a shame she isn't around now 669 00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:53,883 to see me launch this climate bill right up her street. 670 00:26:53,908 --> 00:26:56,047 In 50 years, her street and half of Cheltenham 671 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:57,836 will be under water as well, you know! 672 00:26:57,861 --> 00:26:59,695 Always with the sea-level rise! 673 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,039 Change the record, Chrissy! 674 00:27:01,064 --> 00:27:03,872 Which I see is exactly what you're attempting to do. 675 00:27:03,897 --> 00:27:06,372 - Snap. - Well, boo-fucking-hoo! 676 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,729 Have a nachos and lemonade. Come on, lighten up. 677 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:09,667 I like those. 678 00:27:09,692 --> 00:27:12,225 I mean, if you can't cope with sea-level rise, 679 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,686 go live on a yacht. God knows I do. 680 00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:16,229 Okay, you know, enough of this! 681 00:27:16,254 --> 00:27:17,919 Which of you two doesn't like bananas? 682 00:27:17,944 --> 00:27:18,934 Which do you think? 683 00:27:18,959 --> 00:27:20,543 Please take your seats in the main hall. 684 00:27:20,568 --> 00:27:22,223 Today's summit is about to begin. 685 00:27:22,358 --> 00:27:23,944 Now, as much as I'd like to hang around, 686 00:27:23,969 --> 00:27:26,591 some of us have got a bright and sparkling future to attend to. 687 00:27:26,616 --> 00:27:29,462 Kindly see these retrograde geeks off the premises. 688 00:27:29,487 --> 00:27:32,084 We'll do Christmas this year by the way. 689 00:27:33,545 --> 00:27:36,509 Evelyn. I got your text. You can come and stay anytime. 690 00:27:36,964 --> 00:27:38,174 No thanks. 691 00:27:40,677 --> 00:27:42,462 No, she doesn't have Sky. 692 00:27:42,789 --> 00:27:44,550 Alright, come on. You heard the lady. 693 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:46,757 You, of all people, know how to play by the rules. 694 00:27:46,782 --> 00:27:49,725 - I'm sorry to inform you that I ain't no lady. - She's not. 695 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,629 And I've given up on playing by the rules. 696 00:27:51,654 --> 00:27:53,593 Here is where my training kicks in. 697 00:27:53,618 --> 00:27:56,467 "Beast," chapter seven, "Monkey See, Monkey Do." 698 00:27:56,492 --> 00:27:57,723 Tiger claw! 699 00:28:15,311 --> 00:28:16,864 Why are you all still standing there? 700 00:28:16,889 --> 00:28:18,079 Please welcome to the podium 701 00:28:18,104 --> 00:28:20,446 Joanna Telfer Fotheringham. 702 00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:31,857 Don't worry, it's not Covid. 703 00:28:31,882 --> 00:28:35,223 Anyone here actually die of Covid? 704 00:28:35,327 --> 00:28:37,460 No. Didn't think so. 705 00:28:37,485 --> 00:28:39,705 Well, obviously, that is a joke. 706 00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:41,552 'Cause you can bet your life, it'll end up 707 00:28:41,577 --> 00:28:43,157 as the headline in "The Guardian." 708 00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:46,093 Right. Now, brr, where are we? 709 00:28:46,118 --> 00:28:49,579 Here we go. The future of the planet. 710 00:28:49,857 --> 00:28:52,811 Do you know what the temperature 711 00:28:52,836 --> 00:28:55,262 on Venus is right now? 712 00:28:55,765 --> 00:29:00,275 475 degrees centigrade. 713 00:29:00,575 --> 00:29:04,032 That is almost as hot as me. 714 00:29:04,418 --> 00:29:06,630 One for "The Sun" there. 715 00:29:12,714 --> 00:29:13,798 Mary. 716 00:29:13,823 --> 00:29:16,122 Excuse me, what are you doing? 717 00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:20,138 No! 718 00:29:26,663 --> 00:29:28,253 Bollocks. 719 00:29:28,287 --> 00:29:30,954 Meanwhile, you've got Venus looking down 720 00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,882 on Earth and thinking 721 00:29:32,907 --> 00:29:36,055 what are they complaining about? 722 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:39,110 Tough crowd, isn't it? 723 00:29:39,533 --> 00:29:41,273 Did I do good? 724 00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:43,088 You did great. 725 00:29:45,404 --> 00:29:47,979 - Get into the room? - Yes. 726 00:29:49,757 --> 00:29:50,912 Okay, get up. 727 00:29:53,435 --> 00:29:55,088 And here we are 728 00:29:55,113 --> 00:29:57,511 on this sexy little planet 729 00:29:57,536 --> 00:29:59,542 moaning because 730 00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:01,739 it's gone a little balmy. 731 00:30:01,764 --> 00:30:03,555 Well, thankfully I've got some 732 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,645 very good news for you all. 733 00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:09,942 Everything is going to be fine. 734 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:13,739 Take it away! First slide, please. 735 00:30:16,361 --> 00:30:18,712 Get a load of those stats. 736 00:30:18,737 --> 00:30:20,430 Told you it was gonna be okay. 737 00:30:20,455 --> 00:30:22,852 You can take doomsday out of your diaries. 738 00:30:22,877 --> 00:30:24,600 Want some more proof? 739 00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:26,505 Next slide, please. 740 00:30:26,530 --> 00:30:28,230 Always carry a spare. 741 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,598 What's going on? Who's doing that? 742 00:30:35,171 --> 00:30:36,271 Hang on. 743 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,784 Is Greta in? 744 00:30:37,809 --> 00:30:39,765 I thought she'd gone to see Father Christmas. 745 00:30:40,884 --> 00:30:42,024 Next slide. 746 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,288 Well, that is just... 747 00:30:44,313 --> 00:30:45,880 Those are expenses. 748 00:30:45,905 --> 00:30:47,638 Legitimate expenses. 749 00:30:49,588 --> 00:30:52,491 No, no. That is fake news. 750 00:30:52,516 --> 00:30:54,229 They would never sack me. 751 00:30:54,254 --> 00:30:55,704 Fake news. 752 00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:58,017 No! 753 00:30:58,781 --> 00:31:00,641 This is bollocks! 754 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:02,911 No, that's just... It's not even... 755 00:31:02,935 --> 00:31:04,240 It's a lie. 756 00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:06,886 Yes, alright, I shot a lion. 757 00:31:06,911 --> 00:31:10,255 You know why? Because it was showing off. 758 00:31:11,963 --> 00:31:13,109 And I'll tell you something. 759 00:31:13,134 --> 00:31:14,873 I swear to God, 760 00:31:15,172 --> 00:31:17,813 if this plane is going down, I am taking 761 00:31:17,838 --> 00:31:22,491 all of you with me. Yes. 762 00:31:22,516 --> 00:31:25,304 Someone is going to pay for this 763 00:31:25,329 --> 00:31:27,804 because, you know, I have contact. 764 00:31:27,829 --> 00:31:29,776 I know Lizzo! 765 00:31:29,801 --> 00:31:32,208 I know what this is. I know what this is. 766 00:31:32,233 --> 00:31:34,630 This is a left-wing conspiracy. 767 00:31:34,655 --> 00:31:37,276 Do you know there are so many snowflakes in this room? 768 00:31:37,301 --> 00:31:39,854 I could ski home! 769 00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:06,006 If this plane is going down, I am taking all of you with me. 770 00:32:06,031 --> 00:32:07,887 Bye-bye, crazy lady. 771 00:32:07,912 --> 00:32:10,826 I haven't seen this much coverage since I dated a nun. 772 00:32:10,851 --> 00:32:12,291 You dated a nun? 773 00:32:12,316 --> 00:32:15,426 Yeah, it's all covered in the pop-up section of "Beast." 774 00:32:15,451 --> 00:32:16,979 That's nearly finished, by the way. 775 00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:18,980 - It's actually getting very big. - Good. 776 00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:21,480 So, what are we going to do to celebrate? 777 00:32:21,505 --> 00:32:23,678 Ooh! I was thinking paintball 778 00:32:23,703 --> 00:32:25,201 at my local crematorium. 779 00:32:25,226 --> 00:32:27,848 Yeah, there's tons of little nooks and crannies 780 00:32:27,873 --> 00:32:30,182 to hide, plus, the heating is completely free. 781 00:32:30,207 --> 00:32:32,252 Have you thought of any baby names? 782 00:32:32,277 --> 00:32:33,678 - I really don't care. - Yeah. 783 00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:35,003 No, you couldn't come anyway. 784 00:32:35,028 --> 00:32:36,734 So, Evelyn, was this surrogacy planned? 785 00:32:36,759 --> 00:32:39,029 What do you mean? I'm just doing it for maternity leave. 786 00:32:39,054 --> 00:32:41,100 So, do you still get maternity leave? 787 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,281 Even though you're the surrogate? 788 00:32:42,306 --> 00:32:44,046 No. Of course not. 789 00:32:44,491 --> 00:32:47,007 My God, are you kidding me? Fuck's sake. 790 00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:50,494 Well, Chris, it looks like I finally rubbed off on you. 791 00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:53,170 Yes, quite. In the end, I do believe you did. 792 00:32:53,195 --> 00:32:55,123 And was Rupert impressed? 793 00:32:55,148 --> 00:32:57,701 Not just Rupert. It seems the whole board were 794 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:01,070 quite taken aback by CySec's more maverick approach. 795 00:33:01,114 --> 00:33:03,384 Well, what can I say? 796 00:33:03,713 --> 00:33:04,573 I accept. 797 00:33:04,966 --> 00:33:07,477 So much so, they've asked me to stay on indefinitely. 798 00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:10,113 Listen, guys... What the fuck? 799 00:33:10,296 --> 00:33:12,213 Wha... And you said yes? 800 00:33:12,238 --> 00:33:13,893 Of course I said yes. 801 00:33:13,918 --> 00:33:15,836 Do you expect me to stand back and watch 802 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:18,053 this department get taken over by AI? 803 00:33:18,078 --> 00:33:19,254 - AI? - Robots. 804 00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:20,777 - Robots? - Robots. 805 00:33:20,802 --> 00:33:22,584 No! No! Not again. 806 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,908 So, what? Everyone has to stay here and do their old jobs? 807 00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:28,863 Not quite everyone. There was one casualty, I'm afraid. 808 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,133 Joseph. 809 00:33:30,590 --> 00:33:33,297 Good job I signed off on your transfer request in time. 810 00:33:33,322 --> 00:33:34,322 That... 811 00:33:34,702 --> 00:33:36,979 Yeah, sorry, just to let you know.. 812 00:33:37,004 --> 00:33:39,371 I don't know if this will be good news or bad news, but 813 00:33:39,396 --> 00:33:41,520 I've decided to join the sex-trafficking team 814 00:33:41,545 --> 00:33:42,652 at GCHQ Bude. 815 00:33:42,677 --> 00:33:44,625 Well, certainly good news for the traffickers. 816 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:45,943 Thank you. 817 00:33:48,323 --> 00:33:50,191 You know what we... Hi. 818 00:33:50,216 --> 00:33:52,975 You know, what we have is actually very rare? 819 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,312 I know, we used to be married. 820 00:33:54,337 --> 00:33:55,758 Yes, but forgetting that. 821 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,418 - Yeah. - What I mean is... 822 00:33:57,443 --> 00:34:01,555 Well, imagine someone plucked you from your hometown, right? 823 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:04,410 And dumped you in this wasteland. 824 00:34:04,435 --> 00:34:06,373 - Like in "E.T." - Exactly. 825 00:34:06,398 --> 00:34:09,137 Exactly. When I got here I was like E.T. 826 00:34:09,162 --> 00:34:12,555 I'm millions of miles away from home. 827 00:34:12,643 --> 00:34:15,113 And then I find this lost little boy 828 00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:16,314 looking for a friend. 829 00:34:16,339 --> 00:34:18,217 - Which is me? - Right. 830 00:34:18,242 --> 00:34:20,875 And what happens at the end, buddy? 831 00:34:21,373 --> 00:34:23,951 Does the alien cry like a little pussy? 832 00:34:23,976 --> 00:34:26,500 When he and the boy finally part? 833 00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:28,355 - Not that I remember, no. - No. 834 00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:30,328 No, the little boy cries. 835 00:34:30,353 --> 00:34:33,355 Because he realizes deep down 836 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:35,621 that the alien is better off alone 837 00:34:35,646 --> 00:34:37,535 in the cold black void of space. 838 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,127 - Cheltenham. - Correct. 839 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,553 But what if the lost little boy asked 840 00:34:45,578 --> 00:34:47,027 the alien to come and join the 841 00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,166 sex-trafficking team with him at Bude? 842 00:34:50,116 --> 00:34:51,539 I suspect he'd be touched. 843 00:34:51,564 --> 00:34:53,580 But would never take the pay-cut. 844 00:34:56,393 --> 00:34:59,068 She said yes, by the way. 845 00:34:59,911 --> 00:35:00,846 Twice. 846 00:35:02,262 --> 00:35:03,714 Well, there you go. 847 00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:07,232 - I'm happy for you, buddy. - Thank you. 848 00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:12,281 Now your only concern is surviving your stag do! 849 00:35:12,306 --> 00:35:14,996 God, I dread to think what you have planned. 850 00:35:15,802 --> 00:35:19,352 Little did we know Joanna had other plans for us. 851 00:35:19,377 --> 00:35:22,047 Which brings us back to where we started. 852 00:35:27,966 --> 00:35:29,266 Do you think we're still in Cheltenham? 853 00:35:29,291 --> 00:35:30,777 I don't know. How much of it is desert? 854 00:35:30,802 --> 00:35:32,691 Where is everyone else? 855 00:35:33,745 --> 00:35:35,602 Who would do this to us? 856 00:35:37,773 --> 00:35:40,845 No, no, no, no, this is no good. 857 00:35:42,245 --> 00:35:43,395 Bitch! 858 00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:45,100 Do you think it's the same Joanna? 859 00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:49,233 What is that? Low fuel? 860 00:35:50,768 --> 00:35:52,349 Shit! 861 00:35:52,374 --> 00:35:56,061 Shit. Okay. There's gotta be a parachute somewhere on this thing. 862 00:35:56,086 --> 00:35:57,252 What do they look like? 863 00:35:57,277 --> 00:35:58,377 It's kinda like a backpack, but with, 864 00:35:58,402 --> 00:36:00,445 like, toggles on the side, okay. 865 00:36:04,367 --> 00:36:05,494 Any luck? 866 00:36:05,519 --> 00:36:07,516 No, there is just stuff in all of these. 867 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:10,553 No, no, no, wait! Stop, stop! 868 00:36:11,173 --> 00:36:13,492 What... What are you doing? 869 00:36:15,397 --> 00:36:16,988 It's fine, look. 870 00:36:17,013 --> 00:36:18,658 This, this one hasn't popped. 871 00:36:18,683 --> 00:36:20,553 Is that the only one left? 872 00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:25,387 No-- no. I couldn't possibly... 873 00:36:25,412 --> 00:36:28,238 N-- no, no, you take it. 874 00:36:28,263 --> 00:36:29,967 - Really? - No. Wait a minute. 875 00:36:29,992 --> 00:36:31,344 Let's just... 876 00:36:31,369 --> 00:36:33,805 Yeah, let's think logically about this, right. 877 00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:36,610 Let's not be blinded by emotion. 878 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,061 So, if I die and you survive, what's the benefit of that? 879 00:36:41,086 --> 00:36:42,730 As opposed to say 880 00:36:42,755 --> 00:36:45,367 you dying and me surviving. 881 00:36:45,392 --> 00:36:47,692 God. Well, at least I get to marry Shauna. 882 00:36:47,717 --> 00:36:49,693 Yep, true. 883 00:36:49,718 --> 00:36:52,691 But I think you're gonna want me to be there for that. 884 00:36:52,716 --> 00:36:54,537 Right? And, plus, who's gonna do your hair? 885 00:36:54,562 --> 00:36:55,787 That's true. 886 00:36:55,812 --> 00:36:57,701 I guess I'm a little bit younger. 887 00:36:57,726 --> 00:37:00,699 But it's not like as if you're so young 888 00:37:00,724 --> 00:37:03,277 that you've got your whole life ahead of you. 889 00:37:03,302 --> 00:37:05,650 Do you know what I mean? Especially if you die on this flight. 890 00:37:05,675 --> 00:37:07,095 Yeah. 891 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,714 God. 892 00:37:09,656 --> 00:37:11,588 - We should toss a coin. - I think we should... 893 00:37:11,613 --> 00:37:14,462 Sorry? That's what I... 894 00:37:14,487 --> 00:37:16,247 No, we should toss a coin. 895 00:37:16,272 --> 00:37:17,932 That's-- that's the only way. 896 00:37:22,053 --> 00:37:23,951 Okay, okay, so... 897 00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:26,891 So what are we saying here? Heads I get the chute? 898 00:37:26,916 --> 00:37:28,072 Yeah, best of three. 899 00:37:28,097 --> 00:37:30,611 - Okay, here we go. You ready? - Yeah. 900 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:35,238 Yes! Yes! Come on! Whoo! 901 00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:36,988 Which side did it land? 902 00:37:37,013 --> 00:37:39,167 Sorry, that was, that was heads. 903 00:37:39,319 --> 00:37:41,299 - Sorry about... - Yeah. 904 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:44,557 Okay. Round two, here we go. 905 00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:46,871 Come on, you got this! 906 00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:52,262 Shit! I hate this fucking shit! 907 00:37:52,287 --> 00:37:54,156 - Heads again? - Wha... No. 908 00:37:54,181 --> 00:37:57,340 Okay. This is a deciding vote, okay? 909 00:37:57,365 --> 00:38:00,621 - You good? Okay. - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 910 00:38:04,566 --> 00:38:06,227 Wait. I wasn't ready. 911 00:38:09,235 --> 00:38:11,832 - You good? - Yeah, I'm good. Wha... 912 00:38:20,289 --> 00:38:21,969 Right, take it. 913 00:38:22,473 --> 00:38:24,010 Maybe you should keep it for good luck. 914 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:25,729 - The chute? - No, the Queen. 915 00:38:25,754 --> 00:38:27,154 The... 916 00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:36,563 Do you want me to knock you out before I go? Just to take the edge off. 917 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,518 We're running out of time. Okay? 918 00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:41,295 If you're gonna jump, you gotta do it now. 919 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,477 But what will you do? 920 00:38:42,502 --> 00:38:43,858 In those final moments when I've been 921 00:38:43,883 --> 00:38:45,524 totally abandoned by my best buddy, 922 00:38:45,549 --> 00:38:47,369 I don't know, probably sing something. 923 00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:48,210 From "Frozen." 924 00:38:48,235 --> 00:38:50,218 Yeah, probably something from "Frozen." 925 00:38:55,279 --> 00:38:56,578 Joseph... 926 00:39:00,229 --> 00:39:03,814 I'm really not sure about the whole coin toss thing. 927 00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:05,874 But I gotta go. 928 00:39:35,317 --> 00:39:37,437 - What are you doing? - I'm staying. 929 00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:39,488 Yo... You're staying? 930 00:39:43,962 --> 00:39:45,982 - What about the chute? - I popped it. 931 00:39:46,007 --> 00:39:48,854 - You, you popped it? - Yeah, I popped it. 932 00:39:53,756 --> 00:39:55,629 You know, you really should've checked with me first. 933 00:39:55,653 --> 00:39:57,418 - Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. - Okay. 934 00:40:18,515 --> 00:40:20,149 What do you think? Too far fetched? 935 00:40:20,174 --> 00:40:23,250 Yeah. I think you'd have chosen to sing something from "Moana." 936 00:40:24,432 --> 00:40:31,432 www.subtitulamos.tv