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After Mr. Cooper
told Mrs. Cooper that Betty

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had been dancing in her
window, in her skivvies,

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for Archie's... benefit,

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Mrs. Cooper phoned Hollywood, California

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to give Hermione Lodge a little good
old fashioned East Coast what-for,

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since Veronica had supplied
the skivvies in question.

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Then, Alice rang her good
friend Penelope Blossom

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for advice about what to do,

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mother-to-mother.

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Well, I can't say I'm surprised.

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By what, Mother?

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Operator, can you put me
through to Stratford-747?

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Alice Cooper needs help saving
her little hussy of a daughter.

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Agnes, you won't believe...

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So by morning, everyone knew some
version of what had happened,

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most of it untrue,

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and repercussions were
being felt far and near.

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She's never gonna talk
to me again, is she?

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Your mother just needs to understand that
you're a red-blooded, American young man

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and that Betty, well, she's a
voluptuous, ripe peach of a girl.

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I just... I'm so
embarrassed, Uncle Frank.

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Well...

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Were you caught with your pants down?

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Yes.

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Was what you were doing
a little raunchy?

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Well, maybe.

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But I'd be more worried about you if you
weren't showing an interest in that kitten.

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But for now, just keep
up with your schoolwork,

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focus on the basketball
team, stay away from Betty,

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take plenty of cold showers.

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We'll get you through this, Archie.

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- All right?
- Yeah.

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Good.

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You cannot parade around
naked in front of boys.

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Okay, again,

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Archie and I were not naked.
We were just...

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Having fun. We were in
separate houses, Mom.

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What did you think was going to happen?

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With you, anything's possible.

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Which is why, starting today, you will be
cutting a rug on Riverdale Grandstand.

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Mom, no.

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Mom, I don't wanna be
part of Dad's dance show.

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Only nerds and squares
are on Dad's dance show.

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All right, enough of
the sass, young lady!

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You will be dancing from 3:00 to
6:00 every afternoon after school.

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We will make sure that
you're nice and tuckered out

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so there's no more late-night shows
with your pinkie out of jail

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for over-sexed young men like Archie.

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And if I catch wind of you even saying
"hello" to that red-headed pervert,

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well...

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You don't wanna see me
frosted, young lady.

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Miss Veronica, pardon the
interruption, but a telegram arrived

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from your parents, miss.

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They must still be peeved about
Mrs. Cooper snitching on me.

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"Mija, you have been a bad girl. Stop.

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Time to teach you a lesson. Stop.

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No more allowance. Stop.

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Report for work at the Babylonium
Theater today at 3:30 sharp.

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Stop."

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They're suspending my allowance?

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And making me get an after-school job?

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Smithers, this is child abuse!

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Well, if they think they can break
my spirit as if I were a filly,

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they're in for a rude awakening.

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Hey, Dad.

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Kevin, what are you doing with this?

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It's... It's a... That's
a bodybuilding magazine.

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Where'd you get that from?

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New pal of yours? That Clay character?

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His name's Clay Walker. No. No, Dad.

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What... What's going on?

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I don't know.

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I don't know, Kevin.

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I mean, you cut your
girlfriend loose, you...

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You started hanging
around with strange boys

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and you're... reading
magazines like this?

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I don't like much of any of it.

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Meanwhile, I was wracked by guilt

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over the fact that I betrayed my idol,

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the science-fiction writer
Brad Rayberry, when...

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Mr. Jones.

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Featherhead called me on the carpet.

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Care to explain this?

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I have a part-time gig writing
comic books after school.

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The content, Mr. Jones, is
what we're concerned about.

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The violent, gruesome,
highly sexualized content,

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all happening to students clearly
inspired by your peers here at Riverdale.

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Aren't you ashamed

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to be associated with
such reprehensible dreck?

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No. Actually, I'm quite proud
to have my name on that cover.

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And whose beeswax is it anyway

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what I do with my time after school?

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If we were to learn that one
of our students was involved

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in the creation and
distribution of pornography,

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we would absolutely expel them.

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This is a comic book, sir.
This isn't a porno mag.

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Well, we don't see them so
very different, Mr. Jones.

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Both are inappropriate for children,

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both twist their minds and souls...

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Cut the gas.

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It's the biggest load of hooey that's
ever been laid on me in my life!

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It's very simple, Mr. Jones.

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Sign this agreement, stating
that you'll no longer write

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horror and crime comic books,

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and you remain a student here.

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Refuse to sign it,

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and we will take steps
to have you expelled.

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Andrews!

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Can I ask, how far did you get?

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Because I'm hearing conflicting reports.

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All we did was look at each other.

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My favorite words in
the English language,

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"You can look, but you can't touch."

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Well, Archie and I won't
be touching any time soon,

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or looking, for that matter.

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Especially not now that I'm on my
dad's grody dance show every day.

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Riverdale Grandstand?

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I haven't seen it myself, you know
television makes my skin crawl,

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but it seems like it could be a kick.

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It's a bash.

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More than that, it's an honor.

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One, as dance captain,
I take very seriously.

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Cheryl, how and why are you a dance
captain on Riverdale Grandstand?

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Her parents are RIVW's biggest sponsors.

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I do my part as dance
captain and spokeswoman.

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Say, Vee, why don't you
join the dance show?

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Absolutely not.

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I would love to,

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but I'm starting my new job at the
movie theater this afternoon.

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Part of my punishment for encouraging
the corruption of minors.

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Speaking of that, here's a list
of rules for participants, Betty,

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in case you get any more pervy ideas.

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"No chewing gum, dress
code strictly enforced,

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no kissing, no groin-on-groin contact."

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See you at 3:30 on the dot.

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All right, everybody! Bring it in!

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I'm sure most of you know
your classmate Kevin Keller,

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but as of today, he's the
newest member of our team.

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So let's give him a big Bulldog welcome.

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Swell. Just what we need,
a cream puff Bulldog.

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_

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She's a knockout,

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isn't she?

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Yes, she is.

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Fat City.

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And you must be my new boss, Mr. Lemly.

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Veronica Lodge.

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And please, whatever arrangement
my parents made with you,

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let me assure you, movie
theaters are my happy place.

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They have been ever since I attended
my first picture show, Babes in Arms.

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So what's my job?

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Ticket-taker?

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- Popcorn girl? Usherette?
- All of the above.

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These days I can only
afford a skeleton crew.

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- That's pretty much you, me...
- And me.

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I run the projector and try
to keep on top of repairs

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so that this place doesn't
collapse on itself.

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Enchantee, Clay.

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- Enchante.
- I look forward to getting to know you better

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and being part of the team.

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All right, kids. It's time for the Bop!

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_

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Betty! Why aren't you dancing?

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'Cause I don't wanna be here
and I don't wanna dance.

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You have to dance!

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It's bad for ratings if the
camera pans this a-way

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and catches the daughter of our
beloved host-with-the-most

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acting like a canceled stamp.

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What do you want me to do, Cheryl?
Everyone's already paired up.

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That's not true.

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What about Dilton?

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He hasn't had a steady partner since Ethel
went to the Sisters of Quiet Mercy.

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Just don't... maul him, for Pete's sake!

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Fine.

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Just checking in.

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- Don't stay up too late now.
- Hey, Uncle Frank...

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What were you and Sheriff Keller
talking about at practice today?

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Only that he wants Kevin
to get more into sports.

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Thinks he could use some
better male role models.

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Regular Joes like me and you.

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Is something wrong with Kevin?

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Well...

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Sometimes boys get confused

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about how they're supposed to act.

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Don't worry, Archie. I
promised Tom, you and me,

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we'll straighten Kevin out.

187
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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Hey, Kev.

189
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Hey, what're you doing during lunch?

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I thought maybe we could hang
out, shoot some baskets.

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Yeah, sure.

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Gee, that's swell!

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I'll see you in the gym.

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Catch you later, Clay.

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Mr. Rayberry!

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00:12:09,537 --> 00:12:12,903
I was wondering if I could
trade this check in for cash.

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00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:16,844
- I don't trust banks.
- Sure, Mr. Rayberry.

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00:12:17,577 --> 00:12:19,012
Let me talk to payroll.

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00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:21,276
Thank you.

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00:12:21,857 --> 00:12:23,986
- Again, I'm so sorry...
- It's 12:30.

201
00:12:24,804 --> 00:12:26,345
Shouldn't you be in school?

202
00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:28,108
I might have dropped out.

203
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,270
- Why?
- Well...

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The finks at the top said that if
I don't stop writing comic books

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and corrupting America's youth,

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00:12:36,024 --> 00:12:39,269
that I'll be expelled for
some cooked-up malarkey.

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00:12:39,295 --> 00:12:41,003
So... I beat feet.

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00:12:43,031 --> 00:12:44,413
Hope it's worth it.

209
00:12:47,729 --> 00:12:49,528
What time is your lunch break, anyway?

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00:12:52,074 --> 00:12:53,905
Any time, I guess.

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00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:03,458
Hey, Kev. You know, you and I have been
in the same grade since kindergarten.

212
00:13:05,506 --> 00:13:08,400
Why basketball? Why now?

213
00:13:08,552 --> 00:13:10,304
It was my dad's idea.

214
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,252
I just think he wants
me to be a regular guy.

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Less of an off-horse.

216
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What does that even mean?

217
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:21,952
You know, a guy who likes sports, who...

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00:13:22,431 --> 00:13:25,646
does, like, what you did with Betty.

219
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:30,554
Who isn't interested
in things like poetry

220
00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:33,846
and drama and music and
movie stars and...

221
00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:37,414
I like those things. Well,
yeah, but you're...

222
00:13:39,955 --> 00:13:41,028
What?

223
00:13:42,535 --> 00:13:45,009
- What am I?
- You're normal, Archie. You're normal.

224
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Kevin, so are you.

225
00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:50,991
Yeah, I wanna be,

226
00:13:51,017 --> 00:13:52,357
more than anything.

227
00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:55,352
I just want to be like everybody else.

228
00:14:09,839 --> 00:14:13,294
Again and for the rest of my life,
I would like to apologize...

229
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,877
For stealing and reading my novel.

230
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,308
For that. Yeah.

231
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:21,677
It was a chump move and you had
every right to bite my head off.

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00:14:21,703 --> 00:14:22,704
I did.

233
00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:25,505
That said, I...

234
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,549
I may have, overreacted.

235
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,261
No, I...

236
00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:33,444
I totally understand why
you were being protective

237
00:14:33,478 --> 00:14:36,025
over The Jupiter Journals. Mr. Rayberry, I...

238
00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:39,277
I think it's a masterpiece.

239
00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:42,940
If I wrote that manuscript,

240
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,804
I think I could die a happy man.

241
00:14:45,979 --> 00:14:48,308
Before we start planning your funeral,

242
00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:50,420
let's talk about you
dropping out of school.

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You should go back.

244
00:14:52,279 --> 00:14:54,059
Education's important.

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00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:59,201
I just don't really see why I have to
choose between writing comic books

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- and getting an education.
- You shouldn't.

247
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:03,218
And this,

248
00:15:03,465 --> 00:15:06,230
young sir, is what is known as a

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Gordian knot.

250
00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:13,502
So, tell me everything you know
about this Werthers clown,

251
00:15:13,572 --> 00:15:17,505
who he is, where he comes from,
what he's about, what he believes.

252
00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:21,741
Fellas, an announcement.

253
00:15:21,878 --> 00:15:24,917
Let's give a proud woof for Rodgers here

254
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:29,428
who finally did the dirty deed
with Jenny Stevens last night.

255
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,887
In the back of his dad's
Thunderbird, no less.

256
00:15:34,445 --> 00:15:38,329
Between Rodgers and Andrews' X-rated
peep show with Betty Cooper,

257
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,247
we might want to rename our team

258
00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:42,071
the Horndogs.

259
00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:44,543
The question is,

260
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,566
which one of you fruitcakes is next?

261
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,469
Can't be a real man unless you've
gone all the way with a woman.

262
00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:52,054
We all know Fogarty's solid.

263
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,599
You and Midge, right?

264
00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:55,694
That's none of your
beeswax there, Blossom.

265
00:15:56,328 --> 00:15:58,578
Man of mystery, okay.

266
00:16:00,138 --> 00:16:01,495
What about you, Keller?

267
00:16:02,373 --> 00:16:03,646
What about you?

268
00:16:03,991 --> 00:16:05,086
Julian?

269
00:16:06,059 --> 00:16:07,662
Pretty sure you're still a virgin.

270
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,082
Keep dreaming.

271
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,586
Crossed into the promised
land on my 16th birthday,

272
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:15,193
when my dad took me to see Twyla Twyst.

273
00:16:15,219 --> 00:16:16,404
Who's Twyla Twyst?

274
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,449
A floozy who works

275
00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:20,746
out of the Cozy Time
Motel behind the school.

276
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,836
Spend one night with her...

277
00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:25,656
Heck, even one hour and
you'll never be the same.

278
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,642
What do you say, Keller?

279
00:16:30,684 --> 00:16:31,869
You up for it?

280
00:16:31,895 --> 00:16:33,251
Put a lid on it. Julian.

281
00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:35,316
- Kevin...
- Yeah, I'll do it.

282
00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:36,577
I'll go see her.

283
00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:38,556
Attaboy, Keller.

284
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,139
- That's the spirit.
- Let me know when and where.

285
00:16:46,475 --> 00:16:49,616
So, Clay, bring me up to speed.

286
00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:52,639
Am I sensing you're a fellow cinephile?

287
00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:55,091
It's actually what I
wannna study in college.

288
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:56,647
Filmmaking.

289
00:16:56,988 --> 00:16:59,691
I know, it sounds nutty
as a can of peanuts,

290
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,521
but I dream of one day

291
00:17:01,547 --> 00:17:04,252
inspiring people like
my hero inspired me.

292
00:17:04,361 --> 00:17:05,587
Oscar Micheaux.

293
00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:07,397
- Who's he?
- A Black director.

294
00:17:07,423 --> 00:17:09,869
He started at the same time as D.W.
Griffith and Mary Pickford.

295
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:14,383
Well, if we're, indulging
in pipe dreams today.

296
00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:18,079
I've never been crazy about
being in front of the cameras

297
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,564
but I do love being near them.

298
00:17:21,443 --> 00:17:26,331
Well, maybe your destiny
is to run a studio one day

299
00:17:26,357 --> 00:17:29,801
and then, you can hire me
to direct my first movie.

300
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:31,517
Deal.

301
00:17:34,932 --> 00:17:36,617
Oh, Mr. Lemly.

302
00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:38,453
When does our rush begin?

303
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,403
You're looking at it.

304
00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:43,745
Seems like it's gonna
be another slow night.

305
00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:45,866
Slow is one thing

306
00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,489
but graveyard-like is another.

307
00:17:48,809 --> 00:17:49,815
What gives?

308
00:17:49,841 --> 00:17:53,288
TV's taken a Dracula-sized
bite out of our business.

309
00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:55,218
Also, that new

310
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:58,293
drive-in that's just
opened up, The Starlight,

311
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:01,319
- doesn't help either.
- Excuse me.

312
00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:03,927
Living rooms and drive-ins

313
00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:07,200
cannot compete with the
experience of seeing a movie

314
00:18:07,226 --> 00:18:09,782
in a palace like the Babylonium.

315
00:18:10,064 --> 00:18:12,125
People need to be reminded of that.

316
00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:14,333
How about an ad in the
Riverdale Register?

317
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:18,259
Or... what about a commercial?

318
00:18:18,592 --> 00:18:19,943
On television

319
00:18:19,969 --> 00:18:22,486
aired during Riverdale Grandstand.

320
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:24,327
All the kids will see it that way.

321
00:18:28,349 --> 00:18:30,634
Dancing up a storm sure is hard work.

322
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,817
That's why I like to fortify
myself throughout the day

323
00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:34,970
with hearty helpings of
Blossom Maple Syrup.

324
00:18:34,996 --> 00:18:37,567
- Try it on your pancakes.
- Waffles. - Biscuits.

325
00:18:37,593 --> 00:18:39,998
And even your favorite ice cream.

326
00:18:40,024 --> 00:18:42,214
Nine out of 10 Americans
agree there is nothing quite

327
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,812
like the extra sweet flavor
of Blossom maple syrup.

328
00:18:44,838 --> 00:18:47,362
And remember, kids, it's not
just for breakfast anymore.

329
00:18:47,388 --> 00:18:49,713
Now in economy-sized tins.

330
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,882
And cut!

331
00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:58,459
All right, kids, let's swing
again to, "Listen To Me Baby."

332
00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:07,651
Hey, there.

333
00:19:08,498 --> 00:19:10,089
It's Betty, right?

334
00:19:11,093 --> 00:19:14,777
I'm Troy. My, usual partner,
Judy, has the mumps.

335
00:19:14,983 --> 00:19:17,085
You wanna let me take
you out for a spin?

336
00:19:17,111 --> 00:19:19,046
Sure, you might as well.

337
00:19:19,072 --> 00:19:20,338
Well, that's swell.

338
00:19:34,872 --> 00:19:36,063
So, is it true?

339
00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:42,689
That you, like it when guys watch you?

340
00:19:44,246 --> 00:19:46,647
I don't know what you're talking about.

341
00:19:47,107 --> 00:19:48,704
Come on, fess up.

342
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,769
I mean, we've all heard the story.

343
00:19:51,987 --> 00:19:53,305
After we wrap here,

344
00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:56,100
how about you and I go down to the river

345
00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:57,815
and you can put on a little

346
00:19:57,911 --> 00:19:59,541
private show for me?

347
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:00,876
Will ya?

348
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,093
Get your paws off me, creep!

349
00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:08,836
Betty! Betty!

350
00:20:09,123 --> 00:20:11,761
You cannot do that on live television.

351
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:13,919
Atta girl.

352
00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:21,236
For the 100th time, it wasn't my fault.

353
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,282
- Troy got fresh with me. He grabbed my...
- If he did,

354
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:27,119
it's because you have
created a fast reputation.

355
00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:29,952
I barely touched him.

356
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,765
What is the matter with you?

357
00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:33,476
You know what would solve this problem?

358
00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:35,706
If you let me off Riverdale Grandstand.

359
00:20:35,732 --> 00:20:37,584
You know what? I'm gonna
have a little chat

360
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:39,568
with all of the young men on our show.

361
00:20:39,594 --> 00:20:42,450
And no one is going to dance with you.

362
00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:44,633
Wait, so what am I going
to be doing then?

363
00:20:44,659 --> 00:20:48,339
You can sit in the corner and stew
like a sourpuss for all I care.

364
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,896
Hey, Mr. Rayberry.

365
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:57,027
Sorry, can I come in?

366
00:20:57,053 --> 00:20:58,279
Sure.

367
00:20:58,305 --> 00:21:00,137
As long you don't swipe anything.

368
00:21:00,165 --> 00:21:03,482
I've been thinking about it. I
don't wanna give up writing.

369
00:21:03,716 --> 00:21:05,401
My high school diploma be damned.

370
00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:06,563
I agree.

371
00:21:06,589 --> 00:21:08,558
And you're right. You
shouldn't stop writing,

372
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:10,144
but you do need a front.

373
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,570
- A cover.
- A front?

374
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,572
I have friends in Hollywood who,

375
00:21:13,598 --> 00:21:16,742
were blacklisted when McCarthy was,

376
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,195
ringing the alarm on the
so-called "Communist threat."

377
00:21:20,556 --> 00:21:23,734
And they kept writing
but under pseudonyms.

378
00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:25,743
You should do that.

379
00:21:26,713 --> 00:21:28,730
Publish what you want
under a different name

380
00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:30,858
and Werthers will be none the wiser.

381
00:21:30,884 --> 00:21:33,864
Yeah, but do you really think
that Werthers is gonna buy

382
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:36,133
that I just quit writing
comic books altogether?

383
00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:37,653
It's so simplistic, no?

384
00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:39,322
Well, not if you muddy the waters.

385
00:21:39,348 --> 00:21:42,285
I mean, like, if, you
tell Werthers you're...

386
00:21:42,311 --> 00:21:44,997
shifting your focus
off horror comic books

387
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,027
to, I don't know,

388
00:21:47,248 --> 00:21:49,371
happy animal comic books.

389
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:51,253
Yeah.

390
00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:52,869
Yeah. Like, Super Duck.

391
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,496
Yeah, exactly.

392
00:21:54,642 --> 00:21:56,661
Tell Werthers you're writing Super Duck,

393
00:21:57,105 --> 00:22:01,338
keep churning out the horror stories under
an alias and problem solved. Right?

394
00:22:09,186 --> 00:22:10,458
God, Archie,

395
00:22:10,919 --> 00:22:12,272
what am I gonna do?

396
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,098
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

397
00:22:18,759 --> 00:22:19,991
Listen,

398
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,731
just put yourself in her hands, Kevin.

399
00:22:23,136 --> 00:22:25,030
Let nature take its course.

400
00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:26,599
Is that how your first time went?

401
00:22:30,513 --> 00:22:31,724
Kevin...

402
00:22:32,883 --> 00:22:34,560
I'm still a virgin, too.

403
00:22:34,745 --> 00:22:35,839
You are?

404
00:22:36,683 --> 00:22:37,738
Yeah.

405
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,776
Well, doesn't that beat all?

406
00:22:44,034 --> 00:22:45,774
If I'm a virgin and you're a virgin,

407
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,831
why do I have to go to
Twyla and you don't?

408
00:22:47,857 --> 00:22:50,190
Why do I have to prove
something and you don't?

409
00:22:51,391 --> 00:22:53,120
It's funny how the
world works, isn't it?

410
00:23:07,156 --> 00:23:10,173
We're so pleased that you've
come to your senses, Mr. Jones.

411
00:23:10,199 --> 00:23:12,944
Just hold your horses. We
have some stipulations.

412
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:17,393
And what exactly is your
interest in this, Mr. Rayberry?

413
00:23:17,419 --> 00:23:19,840
How do you even know Mr. Jones?

414
00:23:19,948 --> 00:23:23,302
Well, we are colleagues at Pep Comics.

415
00:23:23,328 --> 00:23:26,865
And I just most recently
started to mentor, Jughead.

416
00:23:26,891 --> 00:23:28,159
How...

417
00:23:28,185 --> 00:23:30,017
magnanimous of you.

418
00:23:30,685 --> 00:23:33,323
Jughead agrees to stop
writing horror comics

419
00:23:33,349 --> 00:23:34,554
per this agreement.

420
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,094
But I will continue to
write comics for Pep,

421
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,559
specifically, Super Duck.

422
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,308
It's wholesome, family friendly fare.

423
00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:44,651
Unobjectionable, you might say.

424
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:48,109
Well, although we appreciate
Jughead's curbing

425
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,721
the violent content of
his previous work...

426
00:23:50,747 --> 00:23:53,011
Okay, let's cut the bull, Doc.

427
00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:54,305
Okay?

428
00:23:54,331 --> 00:23:58,675
What you are doing to my
mentee is unconstitutional.

429
00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:01,788
And if you continue to harass him,

430
00:24:01,814 --> 00:24:04,865
I am prepared to escalate
this as far as we need to go.

431
00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:07,622
Are you talking about
the PTA, Mr. Rayberry?

432
00:24:07,648 --> 00:24:09,774
No, I'm not talking about the PTA.

433
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,587
I'm talking about a little organization
called the US Supreme Court.

434
00:24:15,783 --> 00:24:19,419
So how does Jones v. Board
of Education sound to you?

435
00:24:19,445 --> 00:24:22,152
I'm curious if the justices
would take the same stance

436
00:24:22,178 --> 00:24:25,242
regarding comic books as
you do, Mr. Werthers.

437
00:24:25,342 --> 00:24:29,461
Namely that they are as problematic
as hardcore pornography?

438
00:24:29,487 --> 00:24:32,799
Gentlemen, let's not lose our heads.

439
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:36,532
I'm sure none of us, wanna blow
this thing out of proportion.

440
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,822
And I'm not an expert, but
it seems to me that this

441
00:24:39,848 --> 00:24:42,903
Super Duck character is...

442
00:24:43,754 --> 00:24:45,111
quite harmless.

443
00:24:48,977 --> 00:24:51,213
Wouldn't you agree, Dr. Werthers?

444
00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:55,332
Yes, for the moment.

445
00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:58,436
- Great.
- Well, this was just tops.

446
00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:00,865
So glad to be back.

447
00:25:15,303 --> 00:25:18,672
So, baby, Julian tells me you're
cruising for a good time.

448
00:25:23,518 --> 00:25:26,351
Come, dance with me.

449
00:25:30,318 --> 00:25:31,996
You can follow my lead.

450
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:34,989
Let Twyla take care of you.

451
00:25:44,588 --> 00:25:46,500
Hello. Cooper.

452
00:25:49,567 --> 00:25:51,559
Here you go. Thank you.

453
00:25:55,865 --> 00:25:57,040
Betty.

454
00:25:57,672 --> 00:25:58,836
Archie.

455
00:26:00,489 --> 00:26:01,594
Thank you.

456
00:26:02,569 --> 00:26:04,317
What are you up to?

457
00:26:05,843 --> 00:26:07,242
Well, you know, just

458
00:26:07,919 --> 00:26:10,665
picking up dinner on my
way home from the studio.

459
00:26:13,984 --> 00:26:15,448
Say, Betty,

460
00:26:16,253 --> 00:26:17,489
can I ask you something?

461
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:19,778
Yeah.

462
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:27,327
When you and Kevin were dating...

463
00:26:28,570 --> 00:26:31,272
what... How was he?

464
00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:34,405
- What do you mean?
- I don't know. Well...

465
00:26:35,746 --> 00:26:39,849
His dad's got it into his head
that Kevin's funny, you know,

466
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:43,414
an off horse, little girly, I guess.

467
00:26:48,095 --> 00:26:50,948
Archie, you don't expect me
to kiss and tell, do you?

468
00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:53,592
No, no, of course not.

469
00:26:54,882 --> 00:26:57,985
Anyway, hopefully after tonight,
Kevin will straighten out.

470
00:26:58,011 --> 00:26:59,726
- Fly right.
- What do you mean? Why?

471
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:01,139
What's happening tonight?

472
00:27:02,251 --> 00:27:03,324
Nothing.

473
00:27:04,241 --> 00:27:06,590
- God, I shouldn't have said anything.
- Archie. What do you mean?

474
00:27:06,616 --> 00:27:08,410
Tell me what's happening tonight.

475
00:27:14,438 --> 00:27:15,973
Kevin, don't do it!

476
00:27:20,548 --> 00:27:21,716
Oh, God.

477
00:27:22,669 --> 00:27:24,966
Am I too late? Did something bad happen?

478
00:27:25,301 --> 00:27:28,256
The only thing that happened in
here was a whole lot of nothing.

479
00:27:29,663 --> 00:27:32,433
We were having a little dance party.

480
00:27:32,561 --> 00:27:34,984
I let down my hair a little

481
00:27:35,172 --> 00:27:37,316
then he started bawling like a baby,

482
00:27:37,412 --> 00:27:39,624
saying, "I can't do it."

483
00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:46,289
But tonight might not be a total bust.

484
00:27:46,884 --> 00:27:48,152
Come here, sugar.

485
00:27:48,241 --> 00:27:50,635
You're a hunk and a half. Come to Twyla.

486
00:27:50,661 --> 00:27:52,328
I'm just here for my friend.

487
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:57,333
Oh, he's your friend, is he?

488
00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:59,487
That makes sense.

489
00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:02,727
Twyla knows the score, she's been
around the block more than once.

490
00:28:03,495 --> 00:28:04,564
Take him.

491
00:28:04,962 --> 00:28:06,270
He's all yours.

492
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,337
Come on, Kev. Let's split.

493
00:28:13,204 --> 00:28:14,851
Why did you come and get me, Archie?

494
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:17,432
I ran into Betty at Pop's,

495
00:28:17,886 --> 00:28:20,572
told her what was going
on and she blew a gasket.

496
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:22,056
She said I had to...

497
00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:26,394
come and save you from doing something
that might scar you for life.

498
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:28,047
Boy, was she frosted.

499
00:28:28,259 --> 00:28:30,236
What am I gonna say to the guys, Archie?

500
00:28:30,262 --> 00:28:32,720
When they find out what happened
or what didn't happened,

501
00:28:32,746 --> 00:28:34,492
it will be the end of me.

502
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:36,813
I'm never gonna be a normal fella.

503
00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:38,455
Hey, what about this?

504
00:28:38,769 --> 00:28:40,354
We're gonna tell them

505
00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:43,676
that you made it with Twyla, that you
went all the way. I'll back you up.

506
00:28:43,711 --> 00:28:45,505
And I'll give you some things to say.

507
00:28:46,161 --> 00:28:47,554
Things that I've...

508
00:28:48,325 --> 00:28:50,960
read in magazines or heard
my Uncle Frank say.

509
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,536
Look, don't worry, Kevin.

510
00:28:55,661 --> 00:28:57,699
We're gonna get you on
the stick and sell it.

511
00:29:06,262 --> 00:29:08,100
No matter who you are,

512
00:29:08,169 --> 00:29:09,847
hot rodder or cheerleader,

513
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,349
book worm or jock,

514
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:12,977
square or beatnik,

515
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:16,022
deep down we all yearn
for the same things.

516
00:29:16,075 --> 00:29:19,381
Adventure, romance, excitement.

517
00:29:19,563 --> 00:29:22,456
What if I told you
that just for 49 cents

518
00:29:22,482 --> 00:29:24,668
you could have all that and more.

519
00:29:24,694 --> 00:29:28,224
Movies have the power to
transport us all over the world.

520
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:32,100
But only if you see them in a
theater like the Babylonium.

521
00:29:32,852 --> 00:29:34,913
They're magical, special places,

522
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,851
where it even feels good to cry.

523
00:29:36,877 --> 00:29:38,395
It's a scientific fact.

524
00:29:38,421 --> 00:29:40,774
Movies are better in movie theaters.

525
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,527
Come to the Babylonium

526
00:29:42,553 --> 00:29:44,646
to laugh, to cry,

527
00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:48,634
to sit in the dark and experience
something powerful together.

528
00:29:48,727 --> 00:29:51,360
And fall in love with the movies again

529
00:29:51,567 --> 00:29:53,108
for the first time.

530
00:30:03,981 --> 00:30:05,523
Well, Mr. Lemly,

531
00:30:06,023 --> 00:30:07,852
what did you think of the commercial?

532
00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:09,633
Perfection.

533
00:30:09,831 --> 00:30:13,160
So why don't you buy a few choice spots

534
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,822
and see if it gets word of mouth going?

535
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:19,160
Veronica, I've been negotiating
the sale of the Babylonium

536
00:30:19,186 --> 00:30:21,994
to an interested party
for the last few months.

537
00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:24,926
The official offer finally came through.

538
00:30:25,613 --> 00:30:26,999
Who's buying it?

539
00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:31,004
Well... It's your parents.

540
00:30:32,224 --> 00:30:33,562
That's how I know them.

541
00:30:33,588 --> 00:30:35,135
My parents?

542
00:30:38,094 --> 00:30:40,998
They're not even in the
movie theater business.

543
00:30:42,135 --> 00:30:44,317
They don't even appreciate movies.

544
00:30:44,413 --> 00:30:46,272
Oh, I assumed you knew.

545
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:51,477
It's my understanding they're gonna
turn the Babylonium into a parking lot.

546
00:30:55,885 --> 00:30:59,702
Mr. Rayberry, that Supreme
Court bit was inspired.

547
00:30:59,742 --> 00:31:01,942
You had Dr. Werthers
quaking in his boots.

548
00:31:01,968 --> 00:31:05,302
And Principal Featherhead's
face was priceless.

549
00:31:05,328 --> 00:31:07,645
Straw men fall easily.

550
00:31:07,671 --> 00:31:10,760
But I'm glad though that
you're going back to school.

551
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:13,514
And that you get to keep
writing comic books.

552
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,850
I wanted to talk to you about that.

553
00:31:15,881 --> 00:31:18,291
What if you were to really be my mentor?

554
00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:20,778
I'm open.

555
00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:25,839
Let me finish this milkshake before
we sign any adoption papers, huh?

556
00:31:26,034 --> 00:31:28,185
Right on, yeah. Yeah, of course.

557
00:31:29,817 --> 00:31:33,129
Look, I did wanna tell you though that

558
00:31:33,218 --> 00:31:35,516
I've decided to re-read my novel.

559
00:31:36,825 --> 00:31:38,121
I think it's time.

560
00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:59,238
An Edward Hopper original.

561
00:32:01,103 --> 00:32:02,910
Bet you're worth a pretty penny.

562
00:32:07,109 --> 00:32:08,207
Dad?

563
00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:11,727
You had quite an eventful evening.

564
00:32:13,993 --> 00:32:15,866
I know that you went and saw Twyla.

565
00:32:17,739 --> 00:32:18,923
How?

566
00:32:19,259 --> 00:32:20,839
Did Julian tell you?

567
00:32:20,994 --> 00:32:24,875
Only because I asked for him to
suggest it to you in the first place.

568
00:32:28,078 --> 00:32:30,806
I thought maybe if the idea came from

569
00:32:30,855 --> 00:32:34,068
one of your classmates you might
be more inclined to do it.

570
00:32:41,183 --> 00:32:43,506
- Well...
- I spoke to Twyla,

571
00:32:44,867 --> 00:32:48,240
right after Archie came and rescued you.

572
00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:51,053
She told me what happened.

573
00:32:51,863 --> 00:32:53,824
That you couldn't or wouldn't.

574
00:32:56,619 --> 00:32:58,395
That you started to cry.

575
00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:31,327
I don't know exactly what
happened last night,

576
00:33:31,353 --> 00:33:32,936
but Tom just called.

577
00:33:32,962 --> 00:33:35,978
He told me that Kevin will no
longer be on the basketball team.

578
00:33:38,557 --> 00:33:39,992
Poor Tom.

579
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,556
I feel for him,

580
00:33:41,876 --> 00:33:43,439
having a son who's bent.

581
00:33:44,367 --> 00:33:45,798
Such a shame.

582
00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:51,028
Well, what about your breakfast?

583
00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:52,832
Lost my appetite.

584
00:34:04,065 --> 00:34:08,253
I've been mulling over our conversation
from yesterday, Mr. Lemly.

585
00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:11,241
And I'd like to buy the Babylonium.

586
00:34:12,773 --> 00:34:14,111
More specifically,

587
00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:17,516
I'd like to trade this painting
from my personal collection

588
00:34:17,644 --> 00:34:19,052
for your theater.

589
00:34:19,249 --> 00:34:23,103
I've spoken to Crestby's and I think
you'll find that on the open market,

590
00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,797
an original Hopper is worth much more

591
00:34:25,823 --> 00:34:27,910
than what my parents are offering you.

592
00:34:29,404 --> 00:34:31,954
I'm deep in negotiations
with your folks.

593
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:33,859
I know. But...

594
00:34:34,721 --> 00:34:38,390
our commercial wasn't false advertising.

595
00:34:38,866 --> 00:34:42,481
Going to the movies is special.

596
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:46,053
Working here at the
Babylonium, even briefly,

597
00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:48,721
has rekindled something in me.

598
00:34:49,234 --> 00:34:50,424
Plus,

599
00:34:50,979 --> 00:34:53,665
wouldn't you feel better
knowing that someone's

600
00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:56,384
keeping the lights on and
the projector running?

601
00:34:56,410 --> 00:34:59,314
Showing the Babylonium
the same love and respect

602
00:34:59,329 --> 00:35:01,329
that you have all these years?

603
00:35:06,927 --> 00:35:09,435
I don't know, I think I
messed up with Kevin, Betty.

604
00:35:09,461 --> 00:35:10,833
I think I made things worse.

605
00:35:10,857 --> 00:35:12,088
No, Arch.

606
00:35:12,114 --> 00:35:16,300
You were just trying to include him,
make him feel like a part of things.

607
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:19,621
You protected him as best as you could.

608
00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:24,023
Well, isn't this a sight to behold?

609
00:35:24,246 --> 00:35:26,646
My mother and father wanted to
invite any and all students

610
00:35:26,672 --> 00:35:28,761
to this afternoon's taping
of Riverdale Grandstand.

611
00:35:28,787 --> 00:35:30,062
Why today's?

612
00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:34,510
Because it's our 50th episode, and my parents
wanna see some fresh faces on screen.

613
00:35:35,215 --> 00:35:36,337
Toodle-oo.

614
00:35:40,364 --> 00:35:42,804
I can't believe how
screwed up the world is.

615
00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:45,348
I know, the hypocrisy.

616
00:35:45,414 --> 00:35:49,023
No matter what we're going through, what
our parents are putting us through,

617
00:35:49,049 --> 00:35:51,124
as long as we show up on Grandstand

618
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,173
smiling and dancing like trained seals,

619
00:35:53,199 --> 00:35:55,120
everything's peachy keen.

620
00:35:55,146 --> 00:35:58,514
And all the grownups do is to tell us how
to think, how we're supposed to act.

621
00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:00,682
- How to dress, who to date.
- They're trying to control

622
00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:03,651
every second of our lives, and there's
not a thing we can do about it.

623
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,647
Maybe.

624
00:36:09,691 --> 00:36:11,207
But maybe not.

625
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,515
Okay, boys and girls.

626
00:36:50,846 --> 00:36:55,844
Now it's time for America's
latest dance craze.

627
00:36:56,935 --> 00:36:58,292
The twirl.

628
00:37:20,986 --> 00:37:24,567
You cool cats wanna see what
a real twirl looks like?

629
00:37:53,248 --> 00:37:54,750
Alice, Alice!

630
00:37:54,776 --> 00:37:57,030
- Alice!
- No! No, no, no!

631
00:37:57,056 --> 00:37:58,316
Stop filming.

632
00:37:58,813 --> 00:37:59,924
Cut to commer...

633
00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:03,249
_

634
00:38:06,234 --> 00:38:08,788
You have any idea

635
00:38:08,814 --> 00:38:11,250
how much trouble you could
get the station in?

636
00:38:11,276 --> 00:38:13,919
- You're out of control.
- No, Mom.

637
00:38:13,945 --> 00:38:16,464
I am in complete control.

638
00:38:16,490 --> 00:38:19,210
I knew exactly what I was doing and why.

639
00:38:21,103 --> 00:38:22,229
Wha...

640
00:38:22,314 --> 00:38:27,258
Now, Mother, may I please be excused from
future episodes of Riverdale Grandstand?

641
00:38:31,148 --> 00:38:32,930
You are off the show!

642
00:38:34,599 --> 00:38:36,855
But you broke my heart, Betty.

643
00:38:47,294 --> 00:38:49,271
You rang, Ms. Veronica?

644
00:38:50,507 --> 00:38:52,059
Yes, Smithers.

645
00:38:52,814 --> 00:38:55,761
I'd like you to send a
telegram to my parents.

646
00:38:57,466 --> 00:39:00,144
"Dear Mom and Dad. Stop.

647
00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:03,913
"I am now the new owner
of the Babylonium. Stop.

648
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:06,615
"Which will never turn
into a parking lot."

649
00:39:06,641 --> 00:39:07,877
Stop.

650
00:39:09,470 --> 00:39:11,921
"My best to Uncle Orson, stop."

651
00:39:19,738 --> 00:39:20,907
Hey, Kev.

652
00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:22,161
Clay.

653
00:39:22,749 --> 00:39:24,584
What are you guys doing for lunch?

654
00:39:27,544 --> 00:39:30,439
Sorry, Archie, my
basketball days are over.

655
00:39:30,488 --> 00:39:31,862
Yeah, I heard.

656
00:39:31,888 --> 00:39:34,174
I was actually hoping to
break bread with you guys.

657
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,139
Talk about things like
music, plays, movie stars...

658
00:39:41,302 --> 00:39:42,356
Why not?

659
00:39:43,743 --> 00:39:45,095
Yeah, sure.

660
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:46,940
Oh, that's boss.

661
00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:48,878
Save me a spot in the lounge.

662
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:33,064
Ms. Cooper,

663
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:36,240
might I have a word
with you in my office?

664
00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:39,799
Your mother called me last night.

665
00:40:39,825 --> 00:40:41,461
She's very concerned

666
00:40:41,674 --> 00:40:46,475
about you and your erratic behavior.

667
00:40:46,501 --> 00:40:51,064
Yes, well, a teenage girl with
a mind and desires of her own,

668
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,630
it's all very concerning, isn't it?

669
00:41:05,649 --> 00:41:06,876
You're so...

670
00:41:07,482 --> 00:41:09,147
tortured, Betty.

671
00:41:11,545 --> 00:41:13,500
What are we going to do with you?

672
00:41:16,292 --> 00:41:20,756
With Dr. Werthers shifting his
glowering attention from me to Betty,

673
00:41:21,764 --> 00:41:25,435
I was now able to continue my budding
comic career on twin tracks,

674
00:41:26,355 --> 00:41:30,087
with the prospect of Mr. Rayberry as
my mentor keeping me up and typing

675
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:32,274
late into the night.

676
00:41:48,068 --> 00:41:49,641
Evening, sir.

677
00:41:49,891 --> 00:41:51,913
Apologies for the late delivery.

678
00:41:55,539 --> 00:41:58,925
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