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Out here in the middle,
we usually feel pretty safe.

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But there's one day of the year

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you never know what's lurking
outside your door.

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Dad, the door's still sticking!
You gotta fix it!

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It is fixed. What are you doing here?

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Mom knew I was coming.

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You're gonna be here for Halloween?

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Wouldn't you rather be up at school?

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Mom knows I hate being
at school for Halloween.

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Don't you guys ever talk?

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Mom knows I hate talking.

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Well, don't worry.
My Halloween is gonna be great.

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I am going to a party
with Axl and Lexie.

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I'm gonna be hanging with
my brother and best friend.

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How cool is that!

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You know, I kinda thought
it might be weird and all

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when they started dating,
but it's been great!

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We all go out for Thai food,
impromptu board game nights.

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Plus, whenever Lexie's around,
Axl never farts on my head.

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Well, looks like I'll be staying
in on the night of mischief.

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Oh, there is a party.

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But I can't go 'cause Cindy
will be there.

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Also, I was not invited.

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Seriously, Brick, why did you
ever break up with her?

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I was in a rut. I wanted to be free

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to sow my wild oats...
to really cut loose!

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Mike, you gotta see this!

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Do I?

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I was finally filing the last of
the soggy papers from the flood,

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and I found the old deed to our house.

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So I'm flipping through
the disclosure statements.

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Listen. "Cracked foundation,"
which we knew,

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"dangerous wiring," which we knew.

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And then this.

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"Disclosure number three...
Death occurred on the premises."

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Oh, my God! Can you believe this?!

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How did we not know about this?
Someone died in our house.

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I knew.

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What do you mean, you knew?

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The Realtor told me.

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I didn't tell you
'cause I knew you'd freak out.

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Yeah, I'd freak out!
Someone died in our house!

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I can't believe you hid this from me.

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Did you ever think that maybe

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that's why all these creepy things

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keep happening around here?

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Candles blowing out,
cabinets that don't close,

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my bruise that never goes away!

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I thought that was gone.

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Oh, it's back. Feast your eyes.

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You don't have to show me.

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See, this is exactly
why I didn't tell ya.

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I knew you'd make a big deal out of it.

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Besides, that death was two owners ago.

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How do we even know it really happened?

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Oh, it happened.

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"A woman was found dead Sunday afternoon

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in her home at 427 Birchwood Avenue."

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It's here in the Orson Herald...
March 17, 1969.

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Let me see. Let me see.

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Read it to me. I don't have my glasses.

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"The body of
Claudia Rose Tucker, age 40..."

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Ooh, she was so young.

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And how sad is it that
I said 40 was so young?

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Go on.

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"...was found March 16th by her husband,

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who called for an ambulance

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when she was found unresponsive
in her bathtub."

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Ew! Not my bathtub!

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Why couldn't it be the laundry room?

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I already hate it in there.

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"She is survived by her husband, Henry,

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and sister, Sylvia Hammond.

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The county coroner will conduct
a full autopsy and..."

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Oh, my God!

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What? What?!

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They put an apostrophe "S"
in "paramedics."

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That's not possessive, that's plural!

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Who was proofing the Herald back then?

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You know what, Mike?

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I don't know what upsets me more...

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a dead body in my bathtub
or you not telling me about it.

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Or the apostrophe!

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Look, I'm sorry for not telling you.

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But we had $5 to our name
and Axl was on the way,

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so it was either this house

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or the one with the woman
who raised all the rats

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and called them her babies.

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Just promise you're not gonna
get all crazy with this.

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I won't, but I won't be stepping
foot again in that bathroom.

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Brick, you're gonna have to share

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the death bathroom with your dad.

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Plan accordingly, Mike. He's a reader.

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Oh, good, you're home.

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Listen, we found some more
articles on Claudia Tucker,

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and I'm telling you,
it's all a little suspicious.

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Something doesn't add up.

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I just came through the door.

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No, no, listen. They assigned
a detective to her case.

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You don't assign a detective

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when someone just drowns in her bathtub.

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I don't know. It sounds to me like...

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murder.

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I thought you said you weren't
gonna obsess about this.

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I'm not obsessing.
Brick and I have just been

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- workin' the 'fiche all day.
- Workin' the 'fiche?

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We're scanning news stories
relevant to our case.

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What case?

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When you open an investigation,

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you call it a case and give it a number.

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We're calling it "One."

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Brick, write this name down...
"Detective Philip Strickland."

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Ooh! They questioned the husband again.

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Okay, I'm tellin' ya, Mike.

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I think it's murder, and I think
maybe the husband did it.

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It's always the husband.

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Gee, I wonder why.

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Listen, I know it sounds crazy,

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but read the article for yourself.

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And who knows?
Maybe if we solve this mystery,

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Claudia's soul will
finally rest in peace,

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the curse will be lifted from our house,

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and my bruise will go away.

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Now, Henry said she drowned
in the tub after church,

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while he was golfing.

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And I'm no fan of sport,

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but isn't March
a little early for golfing?

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Uh, if you guys had kept reading,

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there's an article from a week later

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that says the death was ruled

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"accidental drowning
due to cardiac arrest."

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No foul play. Case closed.

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Shoot.

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I was gonna impress Cindy
by solving a murder.

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Guess I'll have to continue my old plan

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of calling and hanging up
when she answers.

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Whoa! Brick is on the couch,
Dad's on the microfiche?

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If you guys were gonna switch bodies,

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you should've waited till I came home

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so at least one of you had
a shot at trading up.

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Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Heck!
My mom and dad say hi.

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They want you to come
to the Colorado house.

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Do you have dates? Did you get dates?!

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Wow, my eyes aren't itching.

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I think I've been here enough times

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to finally build up
a tolerance to your house.

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Oh.

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Hey! What happened?

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I thought you guys
were gonna be here at 6:00.

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It's 6:01.

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Yeah, I know. Just text me
if you're gonna be late.

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So what're we talking about?

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Nothing. We just got here.

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Well, we were kinda talking

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about our costumes for the party.

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Oh, right!
So, what are you guys thinking?

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I don't know, something cute and fun

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like salt and pepper?

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I like it! And I can be cinnamon.

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Or... peanut better and jelly.

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And bananas.

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Or maybe like a couple's thing,

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you know, like a Romeo and Juliet.

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And the poison!

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You know what, we can
figure this out later.

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- I'm hungry.
- Yes.

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Aww, I already ate.

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Aww.

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So I'll just come and hang out.

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Oh!

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Trick or treat!

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So, Halloween finally arrived,

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and the ghost of Claudia Tucker
was still cursing our house.

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Hang on.

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Hang on.

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Thank you!

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You're welcome.

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- I'm a princess!
- I'll take your word for it.

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We should've thought of that years ago.

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Hi, I'm Donny!

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And I'm Marie!

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Welcome to the show!

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Tonight's guests are Ruth Buzzi...

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whoever that is...

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Paul Lynde... whoever that is...

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and Lassie!

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I'm surprised you
even know who Donny & Marie are.

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Well, we were looking up
famous couples for a costume,

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and we found them on YouTube.

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And I thought that Axl would
make a pretty cute Donny.

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And you're an even cuter Marie.

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Mm!

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Y-You do know they're brother
and sister, right?

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What?

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No, they're not.
They got the same last name.

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Yeah, 'cause they're brother and sister.

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But... we chose them because
Sonny and Cher got divorced,

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and they stayed together.

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Because they're brother and sister.

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Whatever, I don't care!

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We're out of here.

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Wait, wait. Wait for me!

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You can't have Donny & Marie without me!

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Who are you?

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I'm the third wheel. Get it?

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W-Wait, you know you're the third wheel?

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Uh, yeah. It's hilarious!

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They're the couple, and I am the person

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who's always hanging around with them.

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Okay, so guys ready to go to the party?

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Um, actually, we're not
sure if we're gonna go.

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Lexie and I might just chill here.

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Oh, okay. Then I won't go either.

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But we might go.

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Oh! So then, let's go!

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Sue, it's okay.
You don't have to do what we do.

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Uh, yes I do. I am the third wheel.

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Otherwise I'm just a wheel.
That makes no sense.

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Okay, so what do you guys wanna do?

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Guess we might as well go to that party.

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Whoo-hoo! Okay, who wants to drive?

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Somebody else should probably
take the wheel.

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You guys ready to roll?

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I've got a million of these.

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That's not true. I've got 17.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Mom, I know you're gonna
think I'm crazy,

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but something's really bothering me

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about the Claudia Tucker Case.

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No, I don't think you're crazy.

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Something's been bothering me, too.

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You go first.

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Okay. So, I was thinking,

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maybe there's a pattern
to her water usage.

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Did Claudia usually take
a bath on Sunday,

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or was she bathed against
her will, A.K.A. murdered?

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So I put in a call
to Orson Water and Power

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to check their records for 1969.

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Still waiting to hear back.
What do you got?

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Well, I noticed this weird discrepancy.

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Claudia's death date in the news article

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is different than the one
in her obituary.

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Oooh. Wait, what?
I was thinking of my thing.

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Say it again.

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In the original article,
it says she died on March 16th.

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But in her obituary,
the date is March 18th.

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Why is it two days later?

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Could've just been a misprint.

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Or... follow me here...
maybe her husband

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lied to the press to cover his tracks.

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Interesting. And how about this?

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Maybe the newspaper was in on it.

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Of course! We already know the Herald

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can't be trusted to do
thorough copy-editing.

256
00:09:52,575 --> 00:09:54,375
But how do we know which date is right?

257
00:09:54,477 --> 00:09:56,344
What do you think her gravestone says?

258
00:09:57,714 --> 00:10:00,281
There's only one way to find out.

259
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,987
Really? We're going to
a cemetery on Halloween night?

260
00:10:06,089 --> 00:10:08,756
We have to!
This case is really firing up.

261
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,758
And this house needs to be at peace.

262
00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:13,017
You know, I feel
like Claudia is leading us

263
00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:14,108
with all these clues.

264
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,830
And I'm telling you, Brick,

265
00:10:15,855 --> 00:10:18,689
your dad can scoff all he wants,
but a woman was murdered.

266
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,871
Aaahh!

267
00:10:23,973 --> 00:10:25,006
I'm sorry, Frankie.

268
00:10:25,031 --> 00:10:26,363
I'm out trick-or-treating with the kids.

269
00:10:26,388 --> 00:10:27,387
Could I use your bathroom?

270
00:10:28,668 --> 00:10:31,335
No problem, Sara.
Use the one in the hall.

271
00:10:37,651 --> 00:10:39,651
Haven't we already been down this row?

272
00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:41,953
It'd be a lot easier if people
died alphabetically.

273
00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:44,322
It's called legwork, Brick.
You gotta put in the time.

274
00:10:44,424 --> 00:10:45,924
Oh, look, a dog.

275
00:10:45,992 --> 00:10:47,158
Wait, I thought you said

276
00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:49,260
pets couldn't be buried in the cemetery!

277
00:10:49,362 --> 00:10:51,396
None of my hamsters got a proper burial.

278
00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:54,833
They're all in the backyard...
Bitey 1, Bitey 2, Bitey 3...

279
00:10:54,901 --> 00:10:57,235
Okay, let's speed this up.
I'm getting tired.

280
00:10:57,304 --> 00:10:59,304
Usually "Castle's" wrapping up by now.

281
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,399
I found it!

282
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,633
What?

283
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,002
It says here she died
March 18th, not the 16th.

284
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,270
Aha!

285
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,173
So that means...
wait, what does that mean again?

286
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:18,376
Maybe the husband fudged
the date for insurance purposes.

287
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,880
Maybe he needed a couple extra
days to draft a fake will.

288
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,049
Or maybe he...

289
00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:26,031
Brick?

290
00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:28,223
Uh, Mom? Come here.

291
00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:29,614
What? What?

292
00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:33,651
"Henry August Tucker, 1927 to 2002."

293
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,987
That's Claudia's husband.

294
00:11:36,056 --> 00:11:38,423
That's weird. Why isn't he
buried next to his wife?

295
00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:40,525
But... he is.

296
00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:43,328
Ooh!

297
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:45,063
Henry Tucker got remarried!

298
00:11:45,523 --> 00:11:46,722
Do you think...

299
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,247
That Henry murdered Claudia so
he could marry someone else?

300
00:11:49,349 --> 00:11:50,615
Uh, yeah!

301
00:11:50,684 --> 00:11:53,284
Looks like Biteys aren't the
only ones who can be replaced.

302
00:11:53,353 --> 00:11:55,820
"Sylvia Hammond Tucker"...
That sounds familiar.

303
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,023
That's the name of Claudia's sister!

304
00:11:58,091 --> 00:12:01,382
And look, there's no death date.
She's still alive!

305
00:12:01,484 --> 00:12:02,827
Aaahh!

306
00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:05,288
Oh, wait, that's okay.

307
00:12:05,313 --> 00:12:07,041
I'll tell you something, Brick.

308
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,644
I think we've been
following the wrong leads.

309
00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:15,116
Maybe the murder-er
is really a murder-ess.

310
00:12:21,486 --> 00:12:23,186
I told that Uber guy we could all fit.

311
00:12:23,255 --> 00:12:25,555
I don't know why you thought
we should take two cars.

312
00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:27,991
Yeah. I just had to go 'cause
my jumpsuit was riding up,

313
00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:29,592
but you totally could've stayed.

314
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:32,128
Why would I stay?
I was only there for you guys!

315
00:12:32,153 --> 00:12:33,453
So, what should we do now?

316
00:12:33,598 --> 00:12:35,465
Uh, actually, we were thinking...

317
00:12:35,534 --> 00:12:37,100
Ooh, should we watch a movie?

318
00:12:37,202 --> 00:12:38,234
I can make popcorn.

319
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,227
Sure. Yeah, that sounds great.

320
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,962
Okay, great.

321
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,898
What are you doing?

322
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,433
I didn't know what to do.

323
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,734
I don't wanna hurt her feelings.

324
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,969
But we discussed this.

325
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,838
I'll be right in there!

326
00:12:56,132 --> 00:12:59,000
I can't reach the popcorn.
I'll make oatmeal.

327
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,212
What?

328
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,484
Axl, what are you doing?
We're in your parents' house.

329
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,686
I just wanted to go somewhere
where Sue won't find us.

330
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,922
I can't take it anymore!
You gotta say something to her!

331
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,390
Me?! You say something!

332
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,791
What? No, I can't. I'm the brother.

333
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,927
If I tell her to stop hanging
out with us, I'm the jerk.

334
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,562
And I'm always the jerk.
You gotta do it.

335
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,796
But she's my friend.

336
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,032
And I like when we all hang out,
just not all the time.

337
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,134
Well, someone's gotta say something.

338
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,707
You know, this is the first time
we've been alone in weeks.

339
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,116
Well... I don't care
if you're my brother.

340
00:13:36,122 --> 00:13:39,324
You're so hot. Who cares
if this is the death tub?

341
00:13:39,426 --> 00:13:40,792
Wait, what?

342
00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:42,227
Hmm? Oh.

343
00:13:42,329 --> 00:13:44,762
Yeah, I probably shouldn't
have said that.

344
00:13:48,791 --> 00:13:50,757
So, this is Sylvia's house?

345
00:13:50,826 --> 00:13:53,872
I gotta say, "Sylvia" doesn't
sound like a murderer's name.

346
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,746
That's how she got away
with it all these years.

347
00:13:55,771 --> 00:13:58,457
Remember, don't lead the facts.
Let the facts lead you.

348
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,936
So, what's the plan here?

349
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,238
You can't just knock on someone's door.

350
00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:04,140
You can on Halloween.

351
00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:08,888
Trick or treat!

352
00:14:08,913 --> 00:14:11,481
Oh!

353
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,945
Happy Halloween!

354
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:16,152
Where are your bags and your costumes?

355
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,314
Well, we are in costume.

356
00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:22,384
I'm a haggard mom,
and he's my weird son.

357
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,720
Really, Mom, weird? You had to go there?

358
00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:25,921
Don't eat that.

359
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,889
She's a murderer.

360
00:14:28,025 --> 00:14:30,659
Um, so, yeah, it's funny, you know?

361
00:14:30,728 --> 00:14:31,827
We were just trick-or-treating...

362
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:32,895
that's why we're here...

363
00:14:32,963 --> 00:14:34,396
and we were gonna bring his siblings,

364
00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:35,664
but you know how siblings are.

365
00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:37,655
Don't get along, always fighting.

366
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,146
Sometimes don't you just wanna kill 'em?

367
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:42,072
Oh, well, I don't have
any siblings anymore.

368
00:14:42,097 --> 00:14:43,696
Oh! Tell me about her.

369
00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:47,856
Or him, or him/her. They're popular now.

370
00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:50,163
Oh. Well, I did have a sister,

371
00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:52,666
but you don't want to hear
an old woman's stories.

372
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:53,900
Well, sure, we do!

373
00:14:53,969 --> 00:14:56,069
We know you're marginalized
and forgotten by society,

374
00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:57,437
but we're here to listen!

375
00:14:57,506 --> 00:14:59,806
Please, we would love
to hear about Claudia.

376
00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:02,552
Did I say her name was Claudia?

377
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,102
Yes, you did.

378
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,538
You're old. You just don't remember.

379
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,373
Oh.

380
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,443
Well, Claudia was my older sister.

381
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,545
But she died.

382
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,248
Must be 50 years ago now.

383
00:15:18,009 --> 00:15:20,343
And Henry... that was her husband...

384
00:15:20,412 --> 00:15:22,512
he loved her so much.

385
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,313
And when she passed away so suddenly,

386
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,848
he was just heartbroken.

387
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,108
Was he?

388
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,010
Oh! Well, we both were.

389
00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:31,300
Were you?

390
00:15:31,325 --> 00:15:35,138
Oh, yes. I don't think we ever
really got over losing Claudia.

391
00:15:35,251 --> 00:15:38,485
You see, she was born with a bad heart.

392
00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:41,822
And all of her life, Claudia's only wish

393
00:15:41,847 --> 00:15:45,148
was that she would make it to age of 40.

394
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,571
Well, you can imagine how upset we were

395
00:15:48,596 --> 00:15:50,095
when her heart gave out

396
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,254
just a couple of days
before her 40th birthday.

397
00:15:53,477 --> 00:15:55,611
Henry even told the paper

398
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:58,414
that she died two days after she did

399
00:15:58,789 --> 00:16:00,755
just so that she could get to 40.

400
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,652
Oh, and after she passed, I was a mess,

401
00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:07,127
but Henry, well, he really took it hard.

402
00:16:07,742 --> 00:16:10,693
I guess that's what brought us together.

403
00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:15,464
And then, before we knew it,
nine years had passed.

404
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,201
And Henry and I finally decided
to get married.

405
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,638
Well, we knew that Claudia
would've wanted it that way.

406
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:23,973
She had a big heart.

407
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,884
It just wasn't a very strong one.

408
00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:29,487
And I miss her every day.

409
00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:32,189
Then why did you murder her?!

410
00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:40,229
Hey, Dad. Have you seen Axl and Lexie?

411
00:16:40,297 --> 00:16:42,064
We were supposed to watch
a movie and eat oatmeal,

412
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,645
but I can't find them.

413
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:46,113
I don't even know
where your mom and Brick are.

414
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,346
I figure as long as I don't get
a phone call,

415
00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:49,414
everything's all right.

416
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,117
Isn't it so great how I can just hang

417
00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:53,475
with my brother and my bestie?

418
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,366
You know, people probably
thought I'd be upset

419
00:16:55,391 --> 00:16:57,324
when they became a couple,
but it's been great!

420
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,691
It's like I get the fun
of being in a relationship

421
00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:01,082
without actually being in one,

422
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,641
which is awesome because I've got school

423
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:04,865
and I'm applying for an internship

424
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,256
and I'm gonna be so busy
this year and...

425
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,336
I am so alone!

426
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:15,540
I have lost my brother
and my best friend.

427
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,343
You think it's easy to be around them?

428
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,295
It's not. It's hard!

429
00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:23,039
You think I don't know that
that they'd rather be alone?

430
00:17:23,107 --> 00:17:27,609
I am not blind! Can you wipe my eyes?

431
00:17:32,289 --> 00:17:34,923
You think I don't have wants?
I have wants!

432
00:17:34,992 --> 00:17:37,125
I want to kiss boys I like!

433
00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:40,028
It's just hard 'cause they're
always in the apartment

434
00:17:40,097 --> 00:17:42,097
and always in my world all the time,

435
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,933
and I can't escape it,
so I say it's fine.

436
00:17:45,002 --> 00:17:48,637
But I'm not fine!

437
00:17:48,739 --> 00:17:51,573
Aah!

438
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,877
Oh, no. No, don't look at me.

439
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,378
Don't help me!

440
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,314
Okay, help me. But don't look at me!

441
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,520
Aah!

442
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,657
Ugh!

443
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:24,916
Don't say anything, Axl.

444
00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:26,984
I wish you hadn't seen that.

445
00:18:27,053 --> 00:18:29,143
Can you please just forget
it ever happened?

446
00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:29,967
Aah!

447
00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:32,392
Look, Sue.

448
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,045
You're not a loser.

449
00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:36,943
What? I didn't think I was a loser!

450
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:39,669
Good! Good, good,
'cause I said you're not.

451
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:41,082
Um...

452
00:18:41,135 --> 00:18:43,135
Sue, the thing is,

453
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:44,583
because of Lexie,

454
00:18:44,608 --> 00:18:46,675
we have been spending
a lot more time together.

455
00:18:46,787 --> 00:18:48,641
And don't let this
go to your head or anything,

456
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:51,780
but lately, you've been
making me wanna barf... less.

457
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:53,592
I have?

458
00:18:53,661 --> 00:18:56,061
Yeah, it's actually been kinda fun,

459
00:18:56,164 --> 00:18:57,363
but a little much.

460
00:18:57,465 --> 00:18:58,931
I know.

461
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,699
I just can't stop myself.

462
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:01,888
I am a loser!

463
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,669
Look, Sue, Sue.

464
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,141
When I was kissing my fake
sister, it occurred to me.

465
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,477
I have a real sister.

466
00:19:11,546 --> 00:19:13,946
So then I thought,
"What would Donny do for Marie?"

467
00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:16,455
He'd probably sing a song
or dance with her

468
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:19,569
do a lame skit
with the Harlem Globetrotters.

469
00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:20,993
But since I can't do any of that,

470
00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:22,462
I was thinking... I don't know.

471
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,996
You know, I do have some spare time

472
00:19:24,065 --> 00:19:26,399
between my morning and afternoon routes.

473
00:19:26,941 --> 00:19:30,069
Oh, I get it.
I'll get out of the apartment.

474
00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:31,738
I can hang at the laundromat.

475
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,707
It is warm in there, and I like
the smell of dryer sheets.

476
00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:37,744
No, I was thinking you and I,

477
00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:40,513
I don't know, could get lunch together.

478
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,329
Just the two of us?

479
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,932
That would be...

480
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:47,367
really nice.

481
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,680
And we don't even have to buy food

482
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:51,394
since most of the kids forget
their lunch on the bus anyway.

483
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:52,572
So, hope you like baloney.

484
00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:54,741
I love baloney.

485
00:19:57,345 --> 00:20:00,313
So, it turns out Claudia really
did just die of a heart attack.

486
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:02,081
I don't know what I was thinking.

487
00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:03,917
Wait.

488
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:06,152
Are you telling me her husband
and her sister

489
00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:08,988
weren't secret lovers
conspiring to drown her

490
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:10,490
and make it look like an accident

491
00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,725
while he was golfing,
then take her insurance money,

492
00:20:12,828 --> 00:20:14,427
get hitched, assume new identities,

493
00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:15,562
and move to Tahiti?

494
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,890
Fine, make fun. I don't care.

495
00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:20,099
I had the best Halloween
I've had in years.

496
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:23,177
You know, when you're a kid,
you get to go trick-or-treating,

497
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:25,294
and when you're in your 20s,
you go to parties,

498
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,680
but when you get to be our age,
it's just "meh."

499
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,094
But Brick and I got to walk
around a graveyard,

500
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,086
visit an old lady's creepy house...

501
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,397
I felt alive!

502
00:20:34,446 --> 00:20:36,346
Plus her popcorn balls
were off the chain.

503
00:20:36,371 --> 00:20:38,371
I'm definitely going back there
next year.

504
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,573
- Mrs. Heck?
- Yeah?

505
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,942
You inquired about the old
water records on your house?

506
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,577
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

507
00:20:46,602 --> 00:20:48,002
I don't need those anymore.

508
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,481
Actually, some new information
has come to light.

509
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,416
We found something a little suspicious.

510
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,152
Oh, really? Mike?!

511
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,754
Turns out when you moved in here,

512
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,656
you were being assessed at a Zone 5 rate

513
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,425
when you should've been assessed
at the higher Zone 7 rate.

514
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:04,962
You've been underpaying for
water for the last 20 years.

515
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,864
But good news, we fixed it

516
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,532
and it'll be reflected
on your next bill.

517
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,668
We'll work out some kind
of installment plan

518
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,969
for you to pay the rest.

519
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,605
You people have been
getting away with murder.

520
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,977
Nice work, Detective.

521
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:33,246
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