1 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:09,142 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thanks. Sorry. 2 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,410 Good luck. 3 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,779 You couldn't find a bigger rat? 4 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,113 Ah! 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,115 Exciting day. What's happening? 6 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,416 I was doing crowd control 7 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,253 when that huge balloon rat spooked my horse. 8 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,290 Well, I'm a bit of a horse whisperer, 9 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,625 so I'll talk to her. 10 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,628 She better hurry up. Breakfast ends at 10:00. 11 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:31,665 It's a joke. 12 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,133 Ah! 13 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,202 Hi, Officer. 14 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,436 Wow. Ok. 15 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:39,206 Even for someone your size, that is a lot of granola. 16 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,642 Alright. Good job. 17 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,710 Alright, you stopped. 18 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:44,844 That's impressive. 19 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,012 Yeah. I grew up with horses. 20 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:47,114 No, man. 21 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,282 They got a crepe station and a waffle bar! 22 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,517 Why don't you come on over here. 23 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:51,319 Here you go. 24 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,560 I'll get you back to the truck. 25 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,387 No? 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,456 Well, she's either still afraid of that huge rat 27 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,291 or very anti-union. 28 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,826 You want me to go outside and deflate the rat? 29 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,794 Shred, as much as I'd like to see you get your ass kicked 30 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,465 by a bunch of economically strapped culinary workers... 31 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,047 I think we need to find another way out of here. 32 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,844 Officer Shaw and Officer Wilbur exiting the building. 33 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,647 Shred, if you're outside, take pictures. 34 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,916 I look... awesome. 35 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:55,547 CREDITS 36 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,520 I think I'm gonna break up with Camila. 37 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:01,554 What are you talking about? 38 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,022 I just keep thinking about Emily 39 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,592 and it's not fair to Camila, so we have to break up. 40 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,059 Next vacation day I get, 41 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,729 I'm flying to Europe and I'm gonna do it in person. 42 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,063 It's the honorable thing. 43 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:15,235 Honorable, rash, insanely expensive and, uh, 44 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,536 I'm not sure you have the time. 45 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,371 Why wouldn't I have enough time? 46 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,606 Emily asked about you. 47 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,374 Oh, my god! What did she say? 48 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,942 She said she was interested. 49 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,644 What?! And then what did you say?! 50 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,878 I told her you were with Camila. 51 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:26,946 And then what did she say?! 52 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,114 Seriously, let go of my arm. 53 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:29,716 Ok. Sorry. 54 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,150 I said you were totally into Camila 55 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,919 and that she should go on a date with Rick 56 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,788 because he asked her to dinner... in Canada. 57 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,558 What?! Rick?! Canada?! 58 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,427 She was just asking if she should even go out with him. 59 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,995 Well, thanks to you, now the clock's ticking 60 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,397 and I have to tell Emily how I feel. 61 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,832 Well, just tell her! 62 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,268 Frank! I can't make a move on Emily 63 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,237 before I've broken up with Camila! 64 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,804 It wouldn't be honorable. 65 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,139 What is this, feudal Japan? 66 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,774 Just call her and then talk to Emily. 67 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,744 I have to look Camila in the eyes when I do it, Frank. 68 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,679 You sound like a serial killer. 69 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,681 Just call her! 70 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,949 Shred, come here. 71 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:03,983 Hey. 72 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,752 Hey, do you want to see something extremely cute? 73 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:06,687 Always. 74 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:08,087 Ok. This little girl sent me a letter 75 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,156 asking for a unicorn license. 76 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,858 This is like exactly what I would have done 77 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:12,593 when I was little. 78 00:03:12,594 --> 00:03:13,494 That's adorable. 79 00:03:13,495 --> 00:03:15,127 I know. She wants to keep it in her backyard. 80 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,764 You should write her back on official stationary. 81 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,499 That is an amazing idea. 82 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,834 Yeah. And maybe like put glitter inside the envelope. 83 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:22,670 Yes! 84 00:03:22,671 --> 00:03:24,337 Wait, were you also once a little girl 85 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,639 with a unicorn obsession? 86 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,108 You were. 87 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,313 I have to make a quick FaceTime call. 88 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,448 Ok. 89 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,386 Oh, good lord. 90 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,620 Did you wipe the bike down after? 91 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,821 I always do, come on. 92 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,022 Cause there's often a puddle. 93 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,691 Buddy, you're not gonna be able to bring me down today. 94 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,958 I'm riding so high. 95 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,961 I got a full night's sleep for the first time in 11 years. 96 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,198 Don't let your endorphins cloud how not ok that outfit is. 97 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,733 Yeah, it's a micro-aggression. 98 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,235 All three kids slept through the night. 99 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,706 I mean, I don't wanna jinx this thing, but maybe I will. 100 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,574 I'm whipping this bitch called parenthood 101 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,142 and there's no looking back. 102 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,210 Next! 103 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,313 Maybe next you should have a quick rinse. 104 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,181 Yeah? Or maybe I should do this. 105 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,552 Oh! 106 00:04:11,553 --> 00:04:12,752 Now you're gonna have to wipe that down 107 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:13,886 and the plant. 108 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,255 Hey, everyone, I have some... 109 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,327 um, some sad news. C-38 died. 110 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,760 Oh my god, really? 111 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,928 Yeah. 112 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,763 The cougar? What happened? 113 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,164 From the stills form the trail camera 114 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,699 it seems like natural causes, 115 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,336 but they've asked if we can come pick up the body. 116 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,437 I'll get him. 117 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,938 I'll come with you. 118 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,373 Alright. Good luck guys. 119 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,441 I'll just be here crushing it. 120 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,742 You should shower, please. 121 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,445 It's what C-38 would have wanted. 122 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,852 Shred! What's up, bro? 123 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,220 Cole? What are you doing with Camila's phone? 124 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,589 Ah, dude, she left it in the lodge. 125 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,290 She's up on the mountain. Why, what's up? 126 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,576 Where are you right now? 127 00:04:52,601 --> 00:04:54,627 Seattle. Hey, can you have her call me back? 128 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,095 It's kind of important, man. 129 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,708 Totally, dude. 130 00:04:57,733 --> 00:04:58,490 Cool. 131 00:04:58,515 --> 00:04:59,716 Yo, what's Seattle like? 132 00:04:59,741 --> 00:05:01,844 I'm sorry, Cole, I actually gotta, I gotta jump, man. 133 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,683 Yeah, Austria is weird man. 134 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:05,237 The snow is like total concrete. 135 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,073 Alright, just have her, just have her call me. 136 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,966 - Ok. - Okay? 137 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,814 There he is. 138 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,054 What are you doing? 139 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,390 I'm covering the camera. 140 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,291 I want you to be able to mourn in private. 141 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,259 I'm fine. 142 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:27,326 Come on, Frank. 143 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,961 You guys had a really special connection. 144 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,130 You literally risked your job to save that animal. 145 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,766 I have tissues, I think. 146 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:34,602 I'm good. 147 00:05:34,603 --> 00:05:36,135 You can just help me get him in the truck. 148 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,167 You know what? I'm gonna... 149 00:05:37,192 --> 00:05:38,771 I'm gonna give you a moment alone with him. 150 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,007 I'll be right here. 151 00:05:45,902 --> 00:05:47,355 - Victoria... - Are you crying? 152 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,964 - No. Will you help? - I'm sorry. I thought... 153 00:05:48,989 --> 00:05:50,277 - Help me. - I thought you were crying. 154 00:05:50,302 --> 00:05:52,730 Right, and I'm the one with the emotional issues. 155 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,022 Ok, I'll just do this by myself. 156 00:05:55,738 --> 00:05:58,791 Oh, that's perfect! Maybe add a rainbow. 157 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,527 Ok, what is it with you and rainbows? 158 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:01,869 That's four now. It's crazy. 159 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:04,163 Hey! Party's in here I guess. 160 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,965 Oh, Shred. Rick had the best idea. 161 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,166 Oh, it's not really anything. 162 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,469 It's just an add-on to your awesome letter idea. 163 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,511 Yeah, well there's no I in unicorn. 164 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,540 Except for the one. 165 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:16,509 We're making an actual unicorn license for Sophie 166 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,731 and then I'm gonna take it to her house and present it to her. 167 00:06:18,756 --> 00:06:20,184 That's amazing. I love that. 168 00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:23,301 Rick, what are you doing here in the office? 169 00:06:23,326 --> 00:06:25,952 I just stopped by to say hi. Drop off some coffees. 170 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,655 That is your jam. I love it. 171 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,322 Hey, I'm gonna go on a bagel run for the office. 172 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,558 Anyone want anything? 173 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,125 Wait, you're doing a bagel run? 174 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,293 Yeah. Are you ok? 175 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:35,394 Is this about C-38? 176 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,829 Do you guys want bagels or not? 177 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,241 I will take a blueberry. 178 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:39,267 No. 179 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:40,834 Plain. 180 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:41,635 I'll just do like a... 181 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:42,802 Poppyseed. 182 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,053 - No! - Are you kidding me? 183 00:06:44,078 --> 00:06:45,204 No one likes poppyseed! 184 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,073 Did you hear that? 185 00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:47,239 Hey, Frank, 186 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,308 you're getting all these bagels for the whole office 187 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,903 and probably some orange juice, I'm guessing. 188 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:54,286 Do you think you need somebody to help you carry all that? 189 00:06:54,311 --> 00:06:55,506 - Good call. - Yeah. 190 00:06:55,826 --> 00:06:57,893 Does... does Rick seem logical? 191 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,650 Just cause everyone else here is providing 192 00:06:59,675 --> 00:07:00,912 a professional service. 193 00:07:00,937 --> 00:07:03,089 Uh, nope. I need Rick on sparkle duty. 194 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,224 Oh, that's coming from the top, my friend. 195 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,159 Can't do anything about that. 196 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,596 Alright, Shred. Let's go. 197 00:07:09,113 --> 00:07:09,717 Ok. 198 00:07:09,742 --> 00:07:11,064 - All right, all right. - Let's get serious here. 199 00:07:11,089 --> 00:07:13,334 Let's get serious with another rainbow! 200 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,872 You took me out of the picture with a bagel run? 201 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,708 Why don't you just get them a hotel room together? 202 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,242 You know what, I'm out. I'm out of the triangle. 203 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,744 You can't get out of the triangle. 204 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,679 You made the triangle. 205 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,079 Oh, just call Camila! 206 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:27,948 I tried. 207 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,849 This guy named Cole answered the phone. 208 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:30,718 He took my message 209 00:07:30,719 --> 00:07:32,084 but he's had a bunch of concussions. 210 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,221 Shocker. Why don't you call her back? 211 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,959 Calling her back. 212 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,429 Shred! What's up, dude? 213 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:47,199 Hey, Cole, you still have Camila's phone. 214 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,768 I forgot to give it back to her, dude. 215 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:49,737 That is my bad. 216 00:07:49,738 --> 00:07:51,103 I really need to talk to her, bud, 217 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,706 so if you could give it back to her, I'd appreciate it. 218 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,976 I am on a weird Austrian bus all by myself right now, 219 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,945 but I will give it back to her. 220 00:07:58,946 --> 00:07:59,979 Thanks, man. 221 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,147 Yeah, dude. No worries. 222 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,482 I'll talk to you soon, bro. 223 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,586 Cole seems solid. 224 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,988 Hi, I'm Emily from Animal Control. 225 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,322 Hi, did you get my letter? 226 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:14,661 I did and I have something very special to give you. 227 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,328 Thank you so much for doing this. 228 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,130 Are you kidding? 229 00:08:17,131 --> 00:08:18,598 It's the best part of my job. 230 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,099 That's my cat, Olive. 231 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,002 That's my cat, Monkey. 232 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,605 And that's my cat French Fry, the white one. 233 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,673 He's asthmatic. 234 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,140 Oh, French Fry. 235 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:32,311 Ok, Sophie, this certificate is giving you permission 236 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:35,915 to keep exactly one unicorn in your backyard 237 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,116 as long as you follow 238 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,086 all of the official animal control unicorn keeping rules. 239 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,253 Thank you. 240 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,422 I'd also like to present you 241 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:46,292 with the official Animal Control regulation binder 242 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,927 which is filled with all of the rules 243 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,328 that we follow every single day 244 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,997 to take care of the city's animals. 245 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,198 All the rules? 246 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,433 And the subsections too. 247 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,604 Oh, thank you, Sophie. 248 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,706 Oh, look. 249 00:08:58,707 --> 00:09:00,640 Elmer is here for the great news as well. 250 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,809 Oh, you guys have a fourth cat. 251 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:03,844 Mmhmm. 252 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:07,179 Can I just take a quick peek at that binder? 253 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,976 Check something about four cats... 254 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,987 Hey! How'd it go with the unicorn girl? 255 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,905 Um, well I gave her the license 256 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:18,958 and then I robbed her of her innocence 257 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,292 by taking away her cat. 258 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,701 Why would you do that? 259 00:09:21,726 --> 00:09:25,654 Well, you know, section 12, subsection 17a, article V. 260 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:27,647 "Private residences may have up to, 261 00:09:27,672 --> 00:09:29,468 "but not in excess of three cats." 262 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,069 And Sophie had four. 263 00:09:31,094 --> 00:09:33,082 Sophie had a choice of what cat had to go. 264 00:09:33,107 --> 00:09:35,142 So... Sophie's choice. 265 00:09:35,668 --> 00:09:37,436 - Great movie. - Yeah, I like it. 266 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:40,792 Thanks. 267 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:42,111 Hey, are you ok? 268 00:09:42,136 --> 00:09:45,685 I'm sorry Rick's idea went so horribly. 269 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,654 Empanadas, everyone. 270 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,688 Yeah. 271 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,256 Oh, I'm still full from bagels 272 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,858 but I could have an empanada. 273 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,826 Everybody dig in. They're on me. 274 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,327 Wait, did you say, "they're on me?" 275 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,163 Yeah. 276 00:09:56,164 --> 00:09:56,930 I'm just gonna say it, 277 00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:58,030 I'm really worried about you. 278 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,365 Hey, can we not judge his grieving process? 279 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,399 Thank you. 280 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,368 Is this spinach, you think? 281 00:10:01,369 --> 00:10:02,434 Espinaca. 282 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,570 You've just had like no reaction to C-38's death 283 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,106 and I want you to know that it's ok to let it out. 284 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,209 I saw him in person once and I feel attached. 285 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,011 You remember when we saw him together? 286 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,713 - Yeah. - Yeah. 287 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,514 I apologize for not breaking down more. 288 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,284 And doing two separate food runs. 289 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,087 Still no thank yous, by the way. 290 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,254 Thank you! 291 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,355 Too late. 292 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,892 I just feel like you need something to help you 293 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:26,893 process your grief. 294 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:27,960 No, I don't. 295 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,896 That cougar was arguably your best friend. 296 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,264 It wasn't a person. It was a wild animal. 297 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,801 And animals literally die every second. 298 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,635 It's nature. 299 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,771 So, for the last time, I'm fine. 300 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,873 Oh, I've got an idea. 301 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,210 I hate to say this, but I'm gonna call Templeton. 302 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,505 Thank you, Templeton 303 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,908 and thank you Victoria for bringing us all together 304 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:20,479 to celebrate the life of our beloved cougar, C-38. 305 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,015 We will all feel his absence for a long time 306 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,519 as we struggle to imagine a Seattle without him. 307 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,957 Sorry, are there drums? 308 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,825 Guys! 309 00:11:31,826 --> 00:11:34,493 Hey! Keep it down. 310 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,296 It's the wrong soundtrack for a funeral. 311 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,799 Diminishes the haunting beauty of my Kilberry. 312 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,701 Ok, where was I? Um... 313 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,870 She's so clumsy. 314 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,171 Oh, no... 315 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,873 Like a newborn foal. 316 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,475 You know what? I can do it without... 317 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:54,013 C-38 lived a long life for a cat, 318 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,648 'cause 12 years for a human would be, 319 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,184 like, really tragic. 320 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,686 Ah, but you know, pivoting from that 321 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:04,820 he was... special to us all. 322 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,861 Would anyone else like to say a few words? 323 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,662 Frank? 324 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:10,662 I'm good. 325 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,901 Ok. Well, then Jack, would you do us the honors? 326 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,375 Color Party, attention. 327 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,672 Shoulder arms. 328 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:25,672 Squad, regimental salute. Present arms. 329 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,080 Oh, they're using the net guns. 330 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:28,898 Wow. 331 00:12:28,923 --> 00:12:30,687 Squad, shoulder arms. 332 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,094 Are you kidding me? 333 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,495 Hey, Frank, um... 334 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,997 Frank, you don't have to... 335 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,232 Oh, boy. 336 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,599 Hey! 337 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,269 Do you not see that there's a funeral 30 feet from here? 338 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,604 Could this completely out of sync noise pollution 339 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,673 have waited until we were gone? 340 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,243 Uh... uh... 341 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,551 Hey, man! 342 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,619 How many bongo trophies do you guys have? 343 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,755 There's one! 344 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,690 Frank! 345 00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:12,224 Now it sounds better, I guarantee it. 346 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,625 There you go! 347 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,062 That stupid... 348 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,403 That may not be entirely about the drums. 349 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,041 This is turning into a day. 350 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,543 Frank falling apart. I confiscated that cat. 351 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,245 It's just, Sophie loves rules so much, 352 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,813 I felt like it would be confusing for her 353 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,715 to break my own regulations. 354 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,250 It feels like it was kind of my fault, 355 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,651 the license was my idea. 356 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,953 No. 357 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,489 Love that accountability, Rick. 358 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,824 I'm just totally gonna have French Fry nightmares. 359 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,759 I guess this whole thing 360 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,160 has sort of turned into a nightmare. 361 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,896 You were doing what you thought was right. 362 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,932 Yeah, I think I messed up. 363 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,633 Maybe on this one, 364 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,335 we don't follow the rules. 365 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,904 I like where you're going. 366 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,438 Mind if I plus that idea? 367 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,307 Maybe there's a loophole on this one. 368 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,160 Households can't have more than three cats, 369 00:14:03,185 --> 00:14:05,254 but what if it wasn't a cat? 370 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,613 Oh, my god. 371 00:14:07,808 --> 00:14:09,349 - Oh, my god, so good. - Right? 372 00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:10,333 - So good! - Yes! 373 00:14:10,358 --> 00:14:11,335 Are we thinking the same? 374 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,061 - Yes! - Oh, my god. 375 00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:13,146 You the man! 376 00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:14,653 Guys, what's so good? 377 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,690 I took French Fry from you this morning 378 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,292 and that was not very nice. 379 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,094 Though she was just following protocol. 380 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,162 Right. 381 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,332 But when I took French Fry to Animal Control, 382 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,634 something magical happened. 383 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,635 What? 384 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,640 French Fry turned into a caticorn. 385 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,476 So now you have three cats 386 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,112 and a magical caticorn, 387 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,005 and that's not in violation of any Seattle code. 388 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:43,697 No. 389 00:14:43,722 --> 00:14:45,443 - It's just all so magical. - Yeah. 390 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,318 I love him. Thank you. 391 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,796 Okay, don't get too wasted, Carol. 392 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,365 Oh, man. I need a drink. 393 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,500 It's open bar. Collette's treat. 394 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,070 Uh... no, no, no. I said I got the first round. 395 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,471 That's it. That's it. 396 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,339 Thirty year-old scotch, can you cancel that, please? 397 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,883 And the queso starter. 398 00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:10,235 Thank you. 399 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,778 Everything cool with you? 400 00:15:12,803 --> 00:15:14,837 Long day. I just had a bunch of neuter jobs. 401 00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:17,516 I got fixed a month ago. 402 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,019 You're doing the Lord's work. 403 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,754 I'm at the top of both my parenting and sex game 404 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,893 but more kids? 405 00:15:23,918 --> 00:15:26,220 It's a good thing I can't have them. 406 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,645 So, uh, which one do I blow into? 407 00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:36,366 This one. I'll show you. 408 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,677 That's lovely. What is that? 409 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,580 The opening bars of Sexual Healing. 410 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,340 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 411 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,416 Hey. 412 00:15:52,441 --> 00:15:53,719 - Hey. - Hi. 413 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,687 Um, I actually wanted to talk to you about something 414 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,955 when you get a second. 415 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,924 I think I have a second right now. 416 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,127 Well, now's not good, actually. 417 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:01,861 Soon. 418 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:03,895 Soon will be good but not now. 419 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,931 Ok. 420 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,799 There he is! 421 00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:11,458 Bye. 422 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,543 Everybody, could you bring it in? 423 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,378 I should probably address the elephant in the room. 424 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,214 Hey, uh-nah. We're off the clock here. 425 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,452 Sorry about those bongos I almost hit you with, Jack. 426 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,287 Mmhmm. 427 00:16:27,288 --> 00:16:29,921 I obviously lost my mind earlier 428 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:33,592 and though drum circles and hippies are a scourge, 429 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,627 my behavior was not warranted. 430 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:40,599 This is weird, but I looked up to C-38. 431 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,733 I mean, if he were here, 432 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,103 he'd kill most of us who couldn't run fast. 433 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,271 Sorry, Patel. 434 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,524 He had a set of steak knives 435 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:48,318 at the end of each of his paws. 436 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,510 So cool. 437 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,845 You know, I always kind of looked at him 438 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,849 as a beautiful, lone wolf who was a cougar. 439 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,419 Yeah, it's getting away from me. 440 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,755 I'm gonna miss him. 441 00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:07,965 Oh, I'm so sorry. 442 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,391 I'm really sorry, Frank! 443 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:11,797 Hey, Camila. Let me... 444 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,588 Let me just get somewhere quiet. 445 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,634 Let's raise a glass to C-38, shall we? 446 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,543 Yes! 447 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:17,507 To C-38! 448 00:17:17,532 --> 00:17:18,599 Next round is on me, guys. 449 00:17:18,624 --> 00:17:19,724 Nothing top-shelf. 450 00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:20,749 Thanks Frank. 451 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,375 Oh, no. 452 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,476 Oh, Patel... 453 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,944 I'm sorry, I should have warned you 454 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,813 my toasts have been known to bring the house down. 455 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,223 It's not your words. It's my life. 456 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,684 Maya's pregnant. 457 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,886 How? You got a vasectomy. 458 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,496 One in 1,000 don't take. 459 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,726 I'm one in 1,000. 460 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,362 This is good news, buddy. 461 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,363 Absolutely. 462 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,300 It's a blessing. Excuse me. 463 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,204 Shred, hey, guess what? 464 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,239 What? 465 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,040 My whole family came into town. 466 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,342 They surprised me at the race. 467 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,340 Amazing! 468 00:17:57,365 --> 00:17:58,299 _ 469 00:17:58,324 --> 00:17:59,487 Hey, do you have a second? 470 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,252 There's something I wanted to talk to you about. 471 00:18:01,277 --> 00:18:02,581 What's up? 472 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,815 I'm more nervous than I thought I'd be. 473 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,817 Oh, my god. Mama... 474 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,821 Camila, I care about you so much, 475 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,448 but being apart has been harder than 476 00:18:11,473 --> 00:18:12,648 I thought it would be 477 00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,486 and this could be the biggest mistake of my life, 478 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,871 but I think we should break up. 479 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,502 You're handling this with incredible grace. 480 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,736 Is this how you tell me? 481 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,037 Ok, spotty reception. 482 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,239 I can't believe this. 483 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,740 I wish I didn't have to do it like this, 484 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,927 in front of your entire family and... Cole. 485 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,112 What's up, dude? 486 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,213 This is about Emily, isn't it? 487 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,745 No. I... I wouldn't do that. 488 00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:38,049 Nothing's happened yet. I'm honorable. 489 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,098 ˇEstupido! 490 00:18:40,505 --> 00:18:42,688 Oh, she spit right on the camera. 491 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,191 And you also suck as a snowboarder. 492 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:48,270 Wait, Camila! Camila! 493 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,532 This probably isn't a redial situation. 494 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,933 Probably not. 495 00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:55,235 Yeah, definitely not. 496 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,750 - Hey. - Hey. 497 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,818 Wanna buy a boat? 498 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,886 Yeah. 499 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,454 What did you do to your hand? 500 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,456 Oh, snagged it on a snare drum 501 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,457 that I threw into the woods. 502 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,091 Did you disinfect it? 503 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,092 Yes. 504 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,628 With a filthy poncho. 505 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,795 You're an idiot. 506 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,897 Absolutely. 507 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,835 Thank you for today. 508 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,903 Sure. 509 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,138 Really. 510 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,307 Anytime. 511 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,742 Really. 512 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,513 Why am I so fertile?! 513 00:19:40,787 --> 00:19:41,738 Oh, no. 514 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:42,763 Oh, boy. 515 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,251 I should help him. 516 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,785 Yeah, I'm gonna help him. 517 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,787 Yeah. 518 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,624 Ok, buddy, let's get you back inside. 519 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,692 One in 1,000. 520 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,993 Yeah. 521 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,995 Ok, well you still owe me a dinner date, 522 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,930 so don't think I forgot about that. 523 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,032 I think I shot a little low last time. 524 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,934 Uh, Paris? Let's do... well Paris. 525 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:03,969 Yeah, you know, 526 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,306 that just feels like a second date type of a thing. 527 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,174 Well, you pick the place. 528 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,710 I'll go anywhere. 529 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,346 Hey, Jack, Jack, Jack. Have you seen Emily? 530 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,882 No, but have you seen this? 531 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,285 Oh. 532 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,552 I can't... 533 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,032 Oh, no, no, no. We're good. 534 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,337 Uh-oh. Shred. 535 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,372 Hey. 536 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,074 How's the love life? 537 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,108 Not good. 538 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,789 I'm sorry, partner. Let me get you a drink. 539 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,681 What did you call me? 540 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,682 Hm? 541 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,851 You said "partner". 542 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,218 Tell anyone and I'll kill you. 543 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,722 Well, I won't... partner. 544 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,958 Let me get a blueberry mojito. 545 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,394 Make that two. 546 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,629 He's drinking both. 547 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:42,968 CREDITS