Greta Strobe, will you marry me?
Of course, yes.
Previously on "A Million Little Things"...
If nobody ever tries to make a difference,
then nobody ever will.
So you want to run against Dottie Lewis?
I'm Regina Howard,
and I'm running for Boston City Council.
It's Benny. Do I know you?
I'm not stalking you.
I'm stalking your Corolla.
This is the first car I ever owned.
Dad, why are you on a dating app?
Your dad and I are splitting up.
Sometimes you don't get to choose who you love.
No, you don't.
I know I'm ready to let go of this house,
but I don't know that I'm ready
to let go of everything else.
Are you saying that maybe you'd stay?
Uh, we just finished upstairs.
Okay.
Carter, when I asked you to be our officiant,
I didn't think it would mean
a phone call every 28 seconds.
Okay, I will see you and Delilah in an hour.
And the next time you call me,
I am sending you to voicemail.
Your voicemail is full.
I know it's full.
It's full of messages from you.
Bye.
Okay. It may be our wedding,
but this is his wedding day.
I know. I made a joke about us eloping,
and he cried for ten minutes.
What are you guys looking at?
I wanted to check out some photos
of Halmoni and Harboji's wedding
and see if their best man wore a pocket square.
And he did. But don't worry.
Mine is way cooler.
Look at your dad.
I don't think I've ever seen him without an apron on.
You know, back in high school,
Greta used to come by the Donut Palace
when I was working there.
Your mom was the Princess of Donuts.
I know!
I still don't understand why
you walked away from the throne.
Right?
You know, somehow Greta always knew
when I was working.
Yes, sure did.
What?
I got embarrassed for a second.
But then I... I remembered that
we're getting married later today,
so I could just tell you the truth,
which is...
I never knew when you were working.
I just came by, like, all the time
to see if you'd be there.
My hit ratio was like 10%.
What? I didn't know that.
My dad never told me.
Obviously he didn't approve.
No, no, I don't think that was it.
I think he didn't tell you because
he didn't want me to seem needy.
I mean, he would sneak me bear claws
just to make it look like I had come there for the donuts.
Instead of for the princess of them.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
I wish he could be here.
Don't worry. He is.
Obviously, based on the energy you're giving
and I'm receiving,
you weren't talking about me.
We were talking about Harboji.
Yeah, and how totally cool he was,
even if he wasn't slinging crullers.
He'd be so happy for you.
You know, he used to give me donuts half-price.
Oh, really? 'Cause Greta said...
Shh.
We're... We're having a nice moment.
Yeah, that's exactly what happened!
The pistons hit and bent the valves,
which is why I keep telling you folks,
"You gotta replace those timing belts."
You're listening to "The Auto Guys."
We'll be right back.
Why do you even like this show?
In the nine years that I have known you,
I have never once seen you work on a car.
City council elections are coming up.
Do you know who you're voting for?
If you're thinking Regina Howard,
you should know the facts.
Oh, my God.
Here's what Regina Howard
had to say about Councilwoman Lewis.
Most politicians in this city
say they want to help the homeless,
but Councilwoman Lewis is actually doing something.
A ringing endorsement.
- And yet now she's running against her. - What?!
Just another example of how Regina Howard
flip-flops on the issues.
She has no experience in public office.
In fact, her only experience in the private sector
is two failed restaurants.
Regina Howard equals failure.
And failure is not what Boston needs.
That's enough of that.
I've only been in the race for two weeks,
and she already has attack ads out against me?
What I'm hearing is, she's scared of you.
Yeah, I... I would be scared of me, too,
after hearing that.
I... I mean, she's not wrong.
Two of my restaurants failed.
Yeah, but then you got back on your feet,
started a new business, and it's thriving.
Oh, we got to fight back.
We got to fight fire with fire.
No, I don't... I don't want to stoop to her level.
Gina, this is what it means to be in politics.
It's a dirty game.
Hey, Benny, just calling to make sure
we're still on for Friday.
What am I hearing? Are you peeing?
'Cause we're not there yet, Benjamin.
No, I'm not peeing.
You'll be happy to know I'm washing the car.
Oh, you're washing my car?
No, I'm washing my car, which we know is mine
because if it were your car, I wouldn't be washing it.
We're all set for Friday.
I found four other guys.
Good.
Rome and Eddie are in as long as the guys you bring
aren't ringers like last time.
Ringers?
Just 'cause your best player is in a wheelchair...
Hey, hey, you should save the smack talk
for Friday, alright?
Hey, Gary.
Oh, excuse me. My very attractive roommate
has entered the room.
- What's up? - Inez just called.
She has a fever,
so she can't watch Javi tonight.
I might just swing by the mall
and get a tuxedo onesie.
They'll never have your size.
Boom. Roasted.
I don't want to be the couple
that brings a baby to a wedding.
What if he cries during my toast, huh?
Steps on my laughs?
I have a... I have a Seinfeld
cadence thing going on.
Okay. People are gonna love it.
Hey, if you want, I can look after him.
I'm just staying in tonight and doing laundry.
Look at you, doing laundry, washing cars.
How about you come over here,
watch Javi tonight,
and you can use our laundry machines for free?
- Uh, Gary... - Deal.
Say... like 4:00-ish.
That give you enough time to vacuum
the inside of my car?
Bye.
Boom.
What did you just do?
What did I just do?
I just solved a problem within 14 seconds
of you presenting it to me.
I should throw on some headphones
and cut to a commercial because you're in the room with...
Why is your face doing that?
I'm not leaving our 4-month-old baby
with some rando whose only decision making
I'm aware of is buying your old lemon of a car.
Benny's not a rando.
He's great.
And he's majoring in children's literature.
Oh, poor decision number two.
Okay, that's fair.
But he could probably read his senior thesis
to Javi as a bedtime story.
I don't know the guy.
Yeah, I do.
I'm going to call Eddie and see
if he has any sitters he can recommend.
How about we go with a sitter that I can recommend?
Eddie? Talk about poor decisions.
I don't want to wear it. I don't want to wear it.
- Charlie?! - I don't want to wear it!
I take it she loves the dress.
More than life itself.
I spent the whole car ride trying to explain to her
that you and I had a baby,
even though we never had a wedding.
Oh, so I don't miss all the fun parenting moments.
Hey, I'm sorry I didn't offer
to have you stay with us.
I just didn't want it to be confusing for her.
I get it. But you don't have to worry about that anymore,
'cause I, uh, started looking at places,
and I should have something soon.
So it's official. You're staying.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, it's Carter.
He wants to make sure I'm in the car.
Hi. Yes, I'm in the car right now.
You don't hear the blinker?
So bad.
Okay, fine. I'm almost in the car.
But I had to take your call.
So, really, you're the one delaying me.
Everyone take one, Okay?
It'll help with nausea when we're on the boat.
Oh, smart.
And nobody is allowed to yak on these sweatshirts, alright?
I spent way too much effort hand-painting that "S."
Guys, a wedding on the water.
It's going to be so beautiful.
There's actually a really sweet story behind it.
When Greta was a kid, she used to watch
"The Love Boat" with her parents.
Yeah, every week,
couples would board that boat and find love.
Hence the name.
Sure, they'd fight when they got to Acapulco,
but by the time they got to Mazatlán,
oh, set for happily ever after.
Of course, it was a different time
and catered exclusively
to heterosexual same-race couples.
Totally.
And if you saw a black female guest star
in the opening credits,
you knew Isaac was gonna get some.
Oh, I would watch that show
every Saturday night each week.
I'd just... Dying to see a gay couple on there.
- Oh. - There... There never was one.
That's why we want to get in a boat
and tell the world we're in love.
Oh, that's amazing.
Also, every other venue was booked.
Oh, no, it's really coming down.
Oh, don't worry.
I checked the forecast on three different apps.
It's just a passing drizzle.
Coast Guard won't let us leave the dock.
I'm sorry.
Your wedding's not happening today.
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- Get in. get in. - Yeah, I'm soaked.
If it gets any worse out there,
I call dibs on the life preserver.
This is a disaster.
We need to call everyone and postpone.
Ahoy there, Mateys.
Welcome to the Salty Seagull.
Pick your poison.
Oh, sorry. We just ducked in
to step out of the rain...
I'll take a vodka tonic.
And if there's any kind of early-bird special
to double it for a dollar,
sign me up.
You got it.
The name's Lukasz.
Um, the rest of you,
let me know if I can get you anything.
Thank you.
I can't believe this.
Oh, the boat was booked out
for the next three months.
I'm going to start making calls.
Give me the RSVP list.
Alright.
Wait, don't call anyone yet.
I think I just got an idea.
Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah.
Oh, no, no.
I... I totally understand.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're... You're busy 'cause you're in demand.
That's...
Oh, you do?
That would be great. Uh, yeah.
What is her number? Uh-huh.
And how old is your niece?
Hey, can you ask whoever that is to hold on for a sec?
Uh, Janice, would you mind holding on for one sec?
Janet, sorry. Sorry. Yeah.
Could you hold on for one second? Sorry.
I think I found somebody.
Yeah, I heard.
You're going to leave our baby with someone
you've never met who came recommended
by someone else you've never met,
instead of leaving him with my friend.
Janet, I need to call you back.
You can read as many books as you want,
but just make sure that Javi is down
sometime between 7:25 and 7:30.
Anywhere in that five-minute window.
I know these times are specific, but...
Hey, I get it.
The key to sleep training is staying consistent.
My sister's going through it with my nephew right now.
Oh, so you have a baby nephew
that's... that's approximately the same age as Javier?
Yeah, the little guy's five months now.
Just a little older than you, buddy.
They live on the West Coast. Can't wait to meet him.
- Oh. - So like I said,
sometime between 7:25 and 7:30.
Where is Javi?
There he is.
Where is Javi?
There he is.
Admittedly, the bit is pedestrian,
but he's crushing it.
He does appear to be crushing it.
Alright, gentlemen, we're off.
We'll be back, uh, no later than 12:00, 12:30.
We'll be home by 11:00.
The woman lives for local news.
See you later.
Okay, Gina, when the caterers get here,
direct them to the kitchen.
On it. Um, does this place have a kitchen?
Yeah. Okay, great.
Thank you.
Rome, can you help move
some of the tables to clear out the space?
Consider it done.
Carter, make sure the florist knows where we are.
Aye, aye, Captain!
I don't care that I'm not on a boat.
I promised myself I would say that today.
Brides, something tells me that this place
does not shy away from a little holiday decor.
Can you check the stock room
and see if you can find something subtle?
Yep. We're on it.
D, are you sure we can make this place
look good enough for our wedding?
Trust me, it's going to look great.
All we need to do is take everything tacky off the walls,
which is basically everything.
No offense.
Despite what my outfit might suggest,
I have no emotional connection to this job.
- Eddie, hey. - Good news.
When I was out picking up the tealight candles,
I found the acrylic paint for the life preserver.
It's midnight blue, which honestly,
looks no different from 11:00 p.m. blue.
Amazing.
Don't forget Greta's suit.
Yeah, it's right here.
Oh, my God.
- Charlie. - What?
I made it pretty.
I got to call you back.
Man, we're gonna need a boat
just to get to the wedding that is no longer on a boat.
Oh. Uh-oh.
Benny.
Aww, look at that.
Even with the disguise,
our little guy is really cute.
It's a winner.
Almost makes up for the fact
that he has such an overprotective mom.
Are we... we gonna talk about this now?
We can or we could just forget it ever happened?
That seems... That seems right.
Let's do that.
I'm sorry.
I just... It's really hard for me to leave him.
Believe me when I say that I get it.
It's also hard for me to leave him.
I also want him left in the best possible care.
Sometimes it feels like you're the manager,
and I can't even get a key to the register.
What are you talking about?
We make all of our parenting decisions together.
Are you really bringing up the home birth?
No, actually, that's not what I was thinking.
But it is a good example
of how me not being on board with something
doesn't keep it from happening
the way it does with you.
Name one other thing.
Sleep training.
You told me you supported that.
Yeah. After you bought out an entire Barnes Noble.
I just wanted you to know the benefits of it.
No.
You basically gave me an ultimatum.
Agree with me
or do a book report on this huge stack of books.
You're right. I'm... I'm sorry.
I think it's just really hard for me to let go.
I'm not just saying this for me.
It's good for you, too.
And I think it's important that Javi see his parents
as a united front.
You don't have to raise our kid by yourself.
I just need to accept that
you're the Kathie Lee to my Hoda.
Huh. Well...
I'm diverse, so that makes me Hoda.
You're just the white lady that sits next to me
drinking wine way too early.
The kitchen is this way.
And you know what?
Let's all agree to wait till Monday
to tell the health inspector
about whatever we may find in there.
Yeah, just over there.
Cool.
Thought you should see this?
Councilwoman Lewis, before you head out,
I would like to show you where our volunteers
are putting together the meals
for the free school lunch program.
- It'll only take a minute. - Oh, take two.
Unbelievable.
We have to feed these kids now, too?
Do their parents not do anything?
What's next?
Are we going to be tucking them into bed at night?
Oh, my God.
Why would someone send this to me?
It's horrible.
What are you talking about?
This is great. Wait till people see this.
What? I am not showing this to anybody.
Oh, you have to.
She's playing ads with a glowing sound bite
that you gave her.
People need to hear this sound bite, too.
No. I... I want to win
because my constituents see who I am
and want me to represent them,
not because I engage in character assassination.
You need to respond because the longer that ad
sits out there with no response,
the more people are going to believe it.
You know, you have really good handwriting.
I better. I write things on people's bodies permanently.
A fair point.
Whoo!
Mom? Dad? Uh, what are you two doing here?
Hi, honey.
You realize it's your wedding day?
You look surprised to see us.
Oh, just surprised to see you together.
Not "together" together.
If there's a... A singles table,
sign me up.
We just came by to drop off
something special for Katherine.
Oh, that's... That's really sweet.
It was your mother's idea.
It's a little something sexy
for Katherine to wear on your wedding night.
It was your mother's idea.
And yet you did nothing to stop her?
Sweetie, look, I know that this was not
what you had planned,
but if it makes you feel any better
on our wedding day,
everything went to hell in a hand basket.
I always say the worst wedding days
result in the best marriages.
I don't know if you've seen Dad's dating profile recently,
but you two are separated.
Yeah, I did see it, actually.
It came up on mine.
Don't worry. I swiped left.
Oh, my God.
Why are you telling me this right before my wedding?
You were right, Lon.
She is a bridezilla.
Unbelievable.
This can't be happening.
Greta?
Hey.
This is a disaster.
And I know you're going to say
everything's going to be fine, but...
No, you're right.
This is a total tear-down.
This is not what I hoped for for our wedding day.
I don't want to be one of those couples that says,
"Oh, everything going wrong
on the wedding day, that's a good thing."
Then 25 years later, I see you on a dating app
and I have to swipe left!
My parents are here.
Oh.
You know what's great about us?
Not our wedding-planning abilities.
No, those are literally in the toilet.
What's great about us
is that when one of us is spiraling,
the other one steps up.
And unless I'm mistaken,
it seems like you're the one that needs
to be spiraling right now.
So it's my turn to step up.
We are getting married today, right here.
I mean, not right here, but out there.
You really want to get married in this gross bar?
Gross is an understatement.
This may be the most depressing bar I have ever seen.
And I went to all of Eddie's early gigs.
So if you're asking me, "Do I want to get married
in this tacky bar?" the answer is no.
But if the question is,
"Do I always want to be able to say
that I was married to you for as long as possible?"
the answer is absolutely yes.
So I pick this dump of a bar today
over any beautiful venue
that we might be able to find
two weeks from now.
Because that way, for the rest of forever,
I can say that I was married to you
for two weeks longer than I would have been.
Well, when you put it like that...
Delilah's out there
putting lipstick on this pig.
Whatever it ends up looking like,
we are going to have a wonderful wedding.
Because the truth is...
the only thing I'm going to be looking at is you.
While you are in a good mood...
Mm-hmm?
My mother bought you lingerie.
I cannot believe that you are moving back.
What made you want to leave France?
Was it the art, the wine, the incredible bread?
I get it. It's enough already.
Well, selling the house
brought me back to the States.
And then since I've been back,
I just realized how much I missed you guys.
We missed you, too.
And I missed too many things
with Sophie and Danny.
Their life is here.
And Charlie should be near her dad.
Yeah.
How is all of that going?
What do you mean?
I mean co-parenting when you're not a couple.
Oh.
I-I know that
even for me and Gary, it's difficult sometimes.
Well...
Eddie's been really incredibly sweet
about everything.
I mean, sure, we've had our growing pains,
but I think we're just both
determined to make it work.
Whatever that means.
What does that mean?
What? No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Is it because you don't want it to be?
You know, D,
I came into this friend group
after all of that.
If memory serves,
you still got caught in some of the crossfire.
Yes, indeed. And that was super fun.
But my point is, ever since you got back,
whenever I see you and Eddie together,
it just makes sense.
And, you know,
all the things and the reasons
why you couldn't be together before
aren't really here.
They are, though.
There's kids involved,
and I don't want to do anything
that would hurt them or Eddie or...
anyone else.
Whatever Eddie and I were,
he... he's moved on.
So have I.
Here it is.
Are you sure this is okay?
I think it is beautiful idea.
I go help Katherine get ready.
Okay. Right through there.
Look what I found!
Hey, sweetie.
Oh! Charlie, put that down.
Charlotte!
You see that guy chasing the toddler
who's sprinting with a dart?
That's the babysitter recommendation
that you valued more than mine.
Way to be the bigger person.
Charlie! Put it down now!
Give me that.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
Is that my suit?
Yeah, about that...
Oh, God. What happened?
What happened is an amazing plan "B."
Have I seen what's in this bag before?
Actually, you have.
Oh, yes, please, definitely be cryptic.
I haven't had enough surprises on my wedding day.
Quick question.
Am I still marrying the same person?
The day's not over yet.
Ooh, scissors!
Charlie!
If you're Greta, don't come in.
It's just me.
Wow.
- Mm. - Thank you.
I knew I needed to see you before the ceremony.
Otherwise we'd be in for even more waterworks.
Also, I'm here to give you a gentle kick in the tush.
It's go time. Everyone's ready.
We're just missing a bride.
You! No, Greta's out there.
I... I was trying to be cute.
- It backfired. - Okay. Thanks, Carter.
You can cue the music. There's music, right?
It's gonna be great.
Thanks so much, Mom.
I wish Dad could be here today.
But I'm so glad
you get to walk me down the aisle this time.
Gentle kick.
Oh.
? Sometimes it amazes me ?
? How strong the power of love can be ?
? Sometimes you just take my breath away ?
? You watch my love grow like a child ?
? Sometimes gentle and sometimes wild ?
? Sometimes you just take my breath away ?
Is that Dad's tuxedo?
Mm.
? Beauty is there in all I see ?
? And when I feel your eyes on me ?
? Ooh, don't you know ?
? You just take my breath away? ?
Good evening.
Dearly beloved, the rain could not stop us.
When we were growing up,
I never thought I'd have the chance to be myself,
and I certainly never thought I'd get the chance
to be myself with you.
I mean, I dreamed about it.
I wrote about it in my... In my diary.
A lot, in detail.
But I-I never thought it would actually happen.
In high school, our English teacher always said
the best stories are surprising and inevitable.
And that's what our love is.
Katherine,
I loved you when we were young,
I love you now, and I will love you forever.
Greta, I love that you're wearing
what my dad wore on his wedding day.
The idea that for the rest of my life,
whenever I open my eyes in the morning,
you'll be there,
is my dream come true.
I learned only this morning
that you used to come by the donut shop
to try to run into me.
It's like my dad somehow knew before I did
that we were meant to be together.
He was just giving you those donuts
as a way to convince you to be patient,
to wait for me,
to be ready.
Greta...
I am ready.
I'm ready to laugh.
I'm ready to love.
But most of all, I'm ready for all the happiness
that you finally made me realize that I deserve.
They're supposed to do that after I tell them to,
but I get it.
? It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loose ?
? Gotta blame it on the Goose ?
? Gotta blame it on my juice, baby ?
? It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news ?
You remember the last time we were at a big party
and you snuck into the coat room to make out with me?
I know where you're going with this.
And now we can just make out right here in front of everyone.
Actually, I was gonna to suggest that later
we sneak off to the coat room and make this thing official.
? Blame it on my juice ?
? Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee ?
? Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya ?
? Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my juice ?
Oh, my God! Six o'clock.
? No, I'm not a snack at all ?
Okay. It's Delilah dancing with her kids.
I don't think that's an "Oh, my God."
Sorry. My six o'clock.
? Ain't my fault ?
- Oh, my God. - I know.
Wow. I can't stop watching.
I know!
It's like the sex-ed video
they showed us in the eighth grade.
With the same actors.
Yeah, well, good for them.
Greta wanted them to get back together.
Oh, no, they're not back together.
Yeah, in the buffet line, Lana told us
that her and Lon are now "Parents with Benefits."
Yikes!
Wait. Where is his other hand?
- Gary. - Please, just...
let me have this.
- Mnh-mnh. - No, no, no, no.
? What, my DMs ?
Hey, sweetie.
The caterer is getting you chicken nuggets. Huh?
Ooh, and after that,
Danny and Milo are gonna drive you and, uh, Theo back.
Until then, please,
have some fun out here.
Wait, Dad. Dance with us.
Yeah, Daddy. Dance with us.
Yeah, Daddy, dance with us!
- Come on! - Okay.
Hey, let me have your phone.
I want to take a picture of all of us together.
? Blame it on my juice ?
Aw!
- ? Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee ? - Picture!
- Guys ready? - Yes.
? Blame it, blame it on my juice ?
? Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee ?
- Nuggets! - Oh, uh, I got her.
You go chase that nugget.
May I have this dance, please?
Oh, I don't know if I know how.
Why don't we figure it out together?
Okay.
- ? You... ? - Whoa.
Ooh!
Ahhh!
- Now me. - ? With memories ?
- Ooh! - ? Of days gone by ?
All right.
What's up, Charlie? You gonna eat all those?
Not if there's no dipping sauce.
I'll go get you some.
But you stay here with Uncle Gary, okay?
'Kay.
Dipping sauce.
What's this?
Hey, it's Jon. Uh...
I was hoping to speak to you, not just leave a message...
- Can I borrow that? - ? With memories ?
I just need you to do me a favor.
Love each other.
? That never die ?
You've gotta be kidding me.
It's not the last call he made.
No, yeah, it was.
When I came in to give him the mail,
he was standing on the balcony
just finishing up the call.
He made a call right after that.
To you.
Thank you, ma'am.
I'm gonna go check on the kids.
So you must go.
What the hell is this, Ed?
Huh?
Jon left you a voicemail?!
Please. Not here, okay?
I don't want to wreck Katherine's wedding.
Start talking, Ed.
I know, man. I'm sorry.
I just felt so guilty.
You have every right to be angry.
I'm not angry. I'm furious.
You've been sitting on this the whole time?!
I didn't know how to tell you.
I don't care about me.
You have a child with her.
The last thing Jon did
was give you permission to be with Delilah.
No, he was telling me that he knew about us.
It might have sounded like that the first time
you heard it, but think, man, think.
Come on.
We know so much more now.
The man was suffering.
So much so that he couldn't take care of the people
that he loved, but he knew that you loved D.
You still love her, don't you?
Gary, come on, man.
Yes or no?
That is very complicated.
It's really not.
When I was trying to make things work with Katherine,
- I meant every moment of that. - And I don't know if you heard,
but Katherine is married to a woman now.
That door is so closed for you on so many levels.
And to be honest, it's a wonder
that it was ever even a little bit open.
Yeah, but there's kids involved.
What kids? Huh?
The one you have in common?
Or the ones that you helped through everything
while she was in France?
Or your son, who I just watched
you and Delilah and Charlie dance with
together like a family?
The family that you should be.
Ed, the only person that's keeping the two of you
from being together now is you.
What if everyone hates us?
I'm the president of everyone who hates everyone.
And I am begging you to do this.
Trust me.
I'll find another reason to hate you.
You okay?
Ugh! Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Gary, we need to get you to a hospital, man.
No, Ed, no. We're not gonna do that.
Like you said,
we're not gonna wreck Katherine's wedding.
But, Gary, come on!
No.
Don't make this the reason that I hate you.
Ugh.
Yeah, we're okay.
Okay.
Now, if you'll excuse me...
I have a toast to give.
And then you met Eddie, and that was what we will
affectionately call a detour.
But seriously, Katherine,
you are such an incredible friend to all of us.
And the truth is,
you haven't always gotten as much back from us
as you've given, which is why I think
I speak for everyone when I say we are so thrilled
that you found Greta.
It's been some crazy times.
You met so many people.
A lot of wins, couple body blows,
but... but mostly wins.
And then one day you just said,
"Nah, what I really want is what I had in the eighth grade."
And what did that look like, huh?
Trading friendship bracelets
and watching "My So-Called Life."
Slumber parties. You know what I'm talking about.
We don't need to know everything,
but I'd like to know a few things.
This is probably, uh, an understatement,
but our friend group has been through a lot,
especially these last few years.
And, uh, we're often reminded of just how short life can be...
Sorry. Sorry.
Uh, of just how short life can be. Be.
And, uh, as someone who found my...
My soul mate later in life,
I just gotta say, watching you two
make every moment count
is so beautiful...
And inspiring.
And...
You know, at the end of the day,
we just... we gotta remember what's most important,
and that...
is that we love each other.
Right?
I know I don't say it enough, but...
I love you guys.
To eighth-grade love.
Eighth-grade love!
Congratulations, you two, huh?
We are married.
We totally are.
You know, I'm gonna clink glasses,
but I'm not gonna drink because champagne
gives me a headache,
and I don't want to have a headache later.
Fair enough.
Between you wearing what my dad wore to his wedding
and me having lingerie that your mom got me,
um, what do you say that tonight we just cuddle?
Wow!
There really is a drop-off in sex once you get married.
You guys, thank you so much for giving me a lift home.
Surge pricing in the rain is ridiculous, am I right?
Greta, if you're really not gonna drink that champagne,
I'm a little parched from the ceremony.
Thank you.
Are you sure you want to do this?
You said I need to respond to Dottie.
This is how I want to respond.
Okay, let's go live.
Hello. I'm Regina Howard.
And as you probably know,
I'm running for Boston City Council.
By now, I'm sure many of you have heard the attack ad
put out by my opponent, Councilwoman Dottie Lewis.
Well, it's my turn to tell you something.
Politics are full of people who will tear you down
just to get ahead.
That's why so many great people don't run for office.
And it's a part of running for office
I wish I didn't have to face.
But if this is the price of admission,
then I'm willing to pay it because I care about Boston,
and I care about our community.
And, yeah,
two of my restaurants did fail.
But I have a new company, and it's thriving
because I never give up,
which is the real thing Boston needs...
Someone who will fight for you,
someone who knows your struggles,
because I've been there, too.
What a beautiful night.
I can't believe we pulled it off.
It's like we set up a whole party
for Greta's parents to make out.
What is it?
Listen, D, I overheard you talking to Maggie earlier
about why you're staying, and...
to be honest, part of me was hoping you'd say
it was because of us.
And I know you told Maggie that I'm over you,
but the truth is, I am not.
And after tonight, I just couldn't wait another mi...
Ugh! Oof.
All right, going forward,
I'm just gonna have to wrap my head around the idea
that everybody knows that I am short.
Ah.
I texted Benny.
Oh, I did, too.
Like 67 times, so...
You were right. He's fantastic.
And I know I need to be better at co-parenting.
Nah, you're doing great.
Yeah, the truth is, Javi's very lucky
to have his mom take the lead.
Okay. What is going on with you?
You've been acting all weird and sappy all night.
And you... You just missed our turn.
We have to make a stop first.
That's why I texted Benny.
And Dr. Stein.
Earlier tonight, I...
I coughed up some blood.
So we need to go to the hospital.
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