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Don't do it.

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Are you guys doing hot yoga
in here afterwards?

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'Cause this is ridiculous.

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I know someone just mistakenly
bumped this

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'cause I know everyone respects
my directive

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to keep the temperature at 76 degrees.

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Emily... you think that temperature
standards are sexist, right?

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Just a dated bias
towards men's metabolic rates.

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So, how exactly did you get to 76?

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Victoria, you've got a woman's
metabolism, right?

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Yes.

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Terrific. What do you think
of 76 degrees?

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Honestly, the number means
nothing to me.

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I don't understand Fahrenheit
and I'm not going to learn it.

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Well played.

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Pig!

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Pig! Pig!
Somebody help me cut him off.

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I'm going to go this way.

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I was trying to give her a bath
but the tub door unlatched.

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She's going around!

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Got her!

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No, I don't!

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What did you put on her
'cause she's super slick.

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It was conditioner to get out
the canola oil,

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which was to get out the gum,
which was my bad.

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- Here, here. Take this.
- Wait, wait, wait!

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Wait, am I doing this

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just so you can say pig in a blanket?

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Absolutely.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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There we go.
Yeah, there we go.

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What's that?
Oh yeah.

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She prefers 72 degrees as well.

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CREDITS

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Okay. Good morning everyone.
So for today we have...

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Thought you could use some extra fuel

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since you're down a man.

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Hey Rick!

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You are spoiling us.

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Oh, you are the best.

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Stop it, don't mind me.
Please do your boss thing.

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That's very nice of you.

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Um... okay. So, uh...
with Patel still out,

45
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uh, I thought Victoria
and Shred could do

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the presentation at
Sotomayor Elementary.

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- Switching up the teams.
- Mmhmm.

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Interesting.

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Yeah. Well, Frank
can't do school visits

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'cause he's too condescending.

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Yeah. If you don't know
what a mammal is by fifth grade

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I'm gonna take you down.

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Are you okay with some
positive energy in the truck?

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It's just, I don't wanna shock you

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after months of abuse and joylessness.

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Yeah.

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Maybe you could throw in
a couple eye rolls

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just to ease the transition.
Call me an idiot.

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I can do that.

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Yeah. I'd bring a phonebook
for him to sit on, maybe.

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He can see over the dash.
Bring some toys.

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Frank, if you need a hand today,
I'd be happy to ride along.

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Huh? Just like
the old days.

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Butch and Sundance?

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Rick was the most tolerable
partner I've ever had.

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- Stop it.
- You know, you don't need to do that.

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No, it's fine.

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You know, I don't wanna
take advantage of you.

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I brought coffee the past four days.

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Clearly, I miss being here. Please.

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Please!

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- Please.
- Okay.

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Yay! Alright.

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That's fun.

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I'm back!

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Patel!

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Hey!

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Hey!!!!

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You're back!

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Oh... sorry
to kill the vibe.

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You still have one
more day of suspension.

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Yeah, totally.

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I was wondering if I could
come back a day early.

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All three of my kids are home
sick from school.

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It is unimaginable.

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Yeah, I guess you could do

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your online gun safety training
from here.

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That's fine.

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Oh, thank you.

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Oh, hey. Patel. If you're back
just a quick heads up,

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you can't use the panini press.

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I found a gob of gouda last time.

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Come on, man.
That wasn't my gouda gob.

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I told you.

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Until Patel takes responsibility

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for his fromage felony...

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I vote that we ban him from the press.

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All in favor say aye.

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Aye.

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What? All of you?

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Frank, can you come see me
in my office real quick?

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No problem.

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Can you imagine if we had motorcycles?

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We will.
Let's get them.

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Hey. I am just a little worried

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about Rick being out in the field.

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I just really don't want him
to get hurt again.

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The chances of him losing a second ear

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are near mathematically impossible.

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I know. I know.

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Will you just make sure that
nothing happens to him?

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Well, of course, he's my partner.

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Okay.

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It's just a little hard to tell, uh,

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when you're being sarcastic
and when you're being sincere.

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Oh. This is my sarcastic look.

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And this is my sincere look.

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Cool?

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Err... sure.

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Okay. Should we open with
the turtle and talk about

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how climate change is
eradicating its habitat?

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Err... that seems
a little heavy.

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Maybe we just have
the turtle eat a carrot.

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Okay.

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It feels weird to be
going back to school.

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Right? I'm actually
kinda nervous.

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School was tough for me.

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Really? I would've thought
teachers loved you.

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No, no. I was
always acting out

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and I couldn't sit still in class.

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I had a really bad case of
ants in the pants,

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and probably dyslexia,
if I'm being honest.

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I really hated my teachers
because I went to this

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super strict parochial school
and they would shame me.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Do you think that's why you're so...

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So what?

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Like free-spirited. Just...

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I don't...

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You know, like...
lifestyle wise.

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What do you mean?

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I don't know.
No, it's stupid, never mind.

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I'm mess... I'm totally
messing with you.

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Yeah. No. That is
a big reason

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why I like sex and drugs
so much and hate authority.

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- Yeah.
- Unless it's in the context of role-play.

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You know what I mean?

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Uh... yeah.
For sure. Cool.

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Do you remember when we worked
that software company party

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and brought the camel?

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Yeah.

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And somehow you got the camel
to spit on that tech bro?

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Yeah, you just tickle their tummy.

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I learned it when I was with
the, uh, Peace Corps in Yemen.

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God. It's good to be back
in the saddle.

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Truck 12.
Report of a spider loose

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at Tompkins Public Library.
1740 Denny Way.

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May I?

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But of course.

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Truck 12 responding.

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Truck 12.
How is it going out there?

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Fine.

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Okay. Just checking in.

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Just wanna make sure everything is okay.

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Please keep this
line clear for incident calls.

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Yup. Just checking in.

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Thank you.

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Okay. But I am the boss

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so I can check in whenever I want to.

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Oh, thank you.

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No, thank you.

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You're both heard and appreciated.

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Sorry.

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How's the online training going?

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So good. It's super informative.

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The dog pays out two to one
so I owe you 10.

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Excuse me.

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Did I just hear about some
gambling on the premises?

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We got a little game of,

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"what's the next animal
to walk through the door?"

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Oh. And you are?

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Jack, the veterinary tech assistant.

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Patel.

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Yeah, I know.
I've been here six months.

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So... you take in
a lot of action?

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Most of the support staff plays.

189
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What? How did I not know
about this?

190
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You guys in the field don't know
half of what we get up to in the office.

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Or our names apparently.

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What else am I missing?

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Friday classic movie lunch.

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We just wrapped up a
Preston Sturges run.

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Cool.

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Well, I gotta get back to this
online-training course.

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Hey. Quick question.
What's a rabbit pay out at?

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You think VIP means us?

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We're animal cops.

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What's more VIP in elementary school.

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Yeah, sweet.

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Where have you guys been?

203
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We got here as fast as we could.

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It's been over an hour.

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Storytime was a disaster.

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A girl knocked over the
terrarium and the spider bolted.

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What section is it in?

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YA. All the way
in the back.

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This just got complicated.

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Why?

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It's just that tween spiders
are particularly volatile.

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Can you please just go get the spider?

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We'll start in YA

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and then we'll flush it
to self-improvement.

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Okay.

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Yes?

217
00:08:09,991 --> 00:08:11,157
Hey Frank...

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Yes?

219
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Hey. How is it going?

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Well, same as it was five minutes ago.

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It's weird that you keep checking in.

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I know. I'm just, you know,
I'm a little worried.

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Yeah. I got that.

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Tarantula at 12 o'clock.

225
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Uh, what?
Those are super dangerous.

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I got it.

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We did it!
We got her!

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Teamwork!

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Man! A tarantula call!
Just awesome!

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That was fun.

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You did kinda jump in front of me there.

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Sorta like you were nervous for me.

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You want the truth?

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Only way I take my coffee.

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Emily's worried
you're gonna get hurt again

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and she asked me to keep an eye on you.

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I'm worried too.

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'Cause last time it was
my fault you got hurt.

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00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,143
What are you talking about?

240
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When you were getting
mauled by that mink,

241
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I... ran away.

242
00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,618
I was terrified.
I almost peed myself.

243
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I'm sorry.

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Wait, what?

245
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I'm sorry you've had
to carry that around.

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God. How evolved are you?

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It was one moment, Frank.

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Yeah. But, I mean,
I pride myself

249
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from being relatively brave.

250
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But something about that mink,

251
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it hit me in a primal place and
that one minute still haunts me.

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"It is not the events that upset us,

253
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"it is our judgments
about them."

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Marcus Aurelius.

255
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When did you have time
to check out that book?

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I have a one swipe express pass.

257
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I'm a bit of a frequent flyer
in the stoic section.

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Nerd.

259
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,753
You've gotta stop judging yourself.

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Everything worked out
the way it was supposed to.

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Great.

262
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Now I feel both absolved
and, uh, completely inferior

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as a human being to you.

264
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,528
It reminds me of, uh, Epictetus.

265
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,371
He once said...

266
00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:00,166
Well, why don't we take
a quote break? Just...

267
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,167
Right.

268
00:10:01,598 --> 00:10:05,005
"Do not express your
philosophy, embody it."

269
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,707
That was another quote, wasn't it?

270
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:08,708
No.

271
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,710
It was.

272
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,117
So this guy is one of my personal faves.

273
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,352
He's a white New Zealand rabbit.

274
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,889
Sadly, a lot of these guys
end up at the precinct

275
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,256
just after Easter.

276
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,058
Would Fred Taylor and Victoria Sands

277
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,794
report to the Principal's office?

278
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,261
Ooh!

279
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,396
What? Are we in trouble?

280
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:33,132
Can we just leave these-
We're gonna leave these here.

281
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,702
Don't open that one.

282
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,270
Ooh!

283
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,741
So, I have this iguana.

284
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,910
My daughter went to rehab
and I can't take care of it.

285
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,078
You did the right thing bringing it in.

286
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,116
At 100 to one odds.
Yeah baby!

287
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,584
So, is it okay if I leave it?

288
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,888
Yes. Uh, thank you for being
a responsible citizen.

289
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,623
Okay. I don't know
what's happening

290
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,491
but it doesn't really
seem like your job.

291
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,495
No, it most certainly does not.
You have my Venmo.

292
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,998
Patel! Online training.
What is happening?

293
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,434
Can I be candid?
I've lost a little momentum.

294
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,435
Yeah, you're not gonna finish it

295
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,903
by the end of the day, are you?

296
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,104
No, I'm gonna get it done by tomorrow.

297
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,141
There is literally cheese
all over the kitchen.

298
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,943
If there's manchego in there,
that's on me.

299
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,077
Or sharp cheddar.

300
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:18,989
You know what?

301
00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:20,813
I'm just gonna do, like,
a general cheese clean.

302
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,015
That would be great.

303
00:11:23,244 --> 00:11:24,676
_

304
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,518
Why do you think you're here?

305
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,021
We don't know.

306
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,022
Stop fidgeting.

307
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,927
Okay. Why don't you
tell us why we're here?

308
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,296
Well, it seems that some people

309
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,432
think that they're very
important people.

310
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,001
Oh, the parking spot.

311
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,770
She's talking about the parking spot.

312
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,338
Yes, the VIP parking spot,

313
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:49,453
which is reserved for
hard-working personnel

314
00:11:49,478 --> 00:11:52,144
who have gone above and beyond
the call of duty.

315
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,499
I mean, you're teachers, so...

316
00:11:53,524 --> 00:11:55,782
Seņora Rosenblatt earned it this month.

317
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,849
Good for her.

318
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,684
Okay, uh, so do you want
us to move the truck then?

319
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,140
What I would've liked

320
00:12:00,165 --> 00:12:03,522
is if you hadn't had parked
there in the first place.

321
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,609
Okay. Well, we can
fix that.

322
00:12:05,634 --> 00:12:07,884
Why don't you just point us
towards your time machine?

323
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,964
Oh. A comedienne.

324
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:15,201
So... the presentation today
wasn't enough?

325
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,069
You need a second stage today?

326
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,171
Getting attention any way you can.

327
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,507
Any way you can get it. Yeah.

328
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,574
No.

329
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,728
Please move your vehicle
to the outer lot.

330
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,512
Now.

331
00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:27,867
Okay.

332
00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:29,324
That is all.

333
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,630
Are you kidding me?!

334
00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:37,005
There's an open spot right here!

335
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,824
Okay. I'm not a gambler

336
00:12:41,849 --> 00:12:45,309
but I'd go all in on that
being Seņora Rosenblatt's car.

337
00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:47,066
Wait. So she had to park
right here.

338
00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:48,567
What's the big whoop?

339
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,457
I'm mad.

340
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:50,865
She's wee and vindictive.

341
00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,560
- Yeah.
- We gotta serve her back!

342
00:12:52,585 --> 00:12:53,519
Okay.

343
00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:54,541
- _
- Hey.

344
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:55,175
What?

345
00:12:55,176 --> 00:12:56,209
Can you draw?

346
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,377
We shouldn't.

347
00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,412
I know.

348
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,115
- It'd be hilarious though.
- It really would.

349
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:02,888
Yeah.

350
00:13:04,308 --> 00:13:05,710
Can you do a willy?

351
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,955
Oh, I can do a willy.

352
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,865
Oh, you're going...
you're going horizontal.

353
00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:13,779
Nice.

354
00:13:14,832 --> 00:13:16,839
You really wanna take up the canvas.

355
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:17,864
Yeah.

356
00:13:18,488 --> 00:13:20,390
Oh. Yeah. Details.

357
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,035
Tada!

358
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:23,748
Perfect.

359
00:13:23,773 --> 00:13:24,623
Thank you.

360
00:13:24,973 --> 00:13:26,539
- Let's get back to the kids.
- Yup.

361
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,740
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Gimme a cat.

362
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,642
Any cat'll do. Come on.
Come on, come on.

363
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,912
Dog! You've gotta be
kidding me!

364
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,814
God, I can't catch a break!
How much am I down?

365
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,815
700.

366
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,284
No, that can't be right. That...

367
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,252
I'm probably gonna need some
collateral at this point.

368
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,721
Is your car title handy?

369
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,224
Yeah. Let me just, uh...

370
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,726
Really? I know where
you work, Patel.

371
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,129
Your desk is right there.

372
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,434
Hey. What do you say
we grab some ribs

373
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,536
to wash away any lingering vulnerability

374
00:13:57,561 --> 00:13:58,770
from the confession.

375
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,572
You thinking Memphis or Texas style?

376
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,608
Oregon. They brine them
in pinot noir.

377
00:14:03,622 --> 00:14:04,582
Truck 12.

378
00:14:04,607 --> 00:14:07,846
Report of an aggressive mink
loose at Dunsmuir Racquet Club.

379
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,137
Approach with extreme caution.

380
00:14:12,262 --> 00:14:14,887
Truck 12. Can... can you repeat that?

381
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,256
Report of an aggressive mink loose

382
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,825
at Dunsmuir Racquet Club.

383
00:14:19,897 --> 00:14:21,065
No way.

384
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,331
So, in conclusion, Seattle may be a city

385
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:28,100
but it's also home to
all kinds of critters.

386
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:28,967
That's right.

387
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:32,201
And remember kids, pugs not drugs.

388
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,847
Would Fred Taylor and Victoria Sands

389
00:14:38,872 --> 00:14:40,479
please report to the Principal's office?

390
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,458
Ooh!

391
00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:42,716
Again.

392
00:14:42,741 --> 00:14:43,976
Again?

393
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,123
Oh. You won't be laughing
when I call your supervisor.

394
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:52,372
Can she do that?

395
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,794
No gum.

396
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,371
Oh, good! You're making
another sandwich.

397
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,929
Just one last panini before
I get into the deep clean.

398
00:15:07,983 --> 00:15:09,708
Well, I have something for you.

399
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,312
Your three-animal parlay hit and
I had to Google what that meant.

400
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,981
Dolores told me everything.

401
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,648
Seriously?

402
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,817
You're a field guy.

403
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,886
You were always gonna take the fall.

404
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,589
Patel, you know, I am... I am
extending your suspension.

405
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,024
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't do that.

406
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,225
You don't want me, I'm the small fish.

407
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,393
You want Jack.
He's the kingpin.

408
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,894
Yeah, well Jack has two open lawsuits

409
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,181
against the department right now

410
00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:31,430
so he's kind of untouchable.

411
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,065
Listen to me, you can't
suspend me for another week.

412
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,700
My kids have bronchitis
for God knows how long.

413
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,669
Bronchitis lingers, Emily.
It lingers.

414
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,606
How is that my problem?
I'm... I'm sorry.

415
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,607
What? No.

416
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,342
Hey, hey. The punishment
doesn't fit the crime.

417
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,177
Sorry.

418
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:45,112
Emily, hey!

419
00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,112
What?

420
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,614
Oh... this isn't
about me bonding

421
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,048
with the support staff at all.

422
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:52,745
This is about you and some side feelings

423
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,737
that you're having that
you're taking out on me.

424
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,222
What are you talking about?

425
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,609
Are you worried about Rick
being out in the field again

426
00:15:58,634 --> 00:15:59,934
because you're vibing with him?

427
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,560
Wha... What?

428
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,429
You know, as a married guy
I have certain insights.

429
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,131
And you're... you're vibing
and you're freaking out

430
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,099
because you're worried

431
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,299
that he's gonna get
hurt again or something.

432
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,935
No. There is no...
there is... there is no vibe.

433
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,803
There's no vibe!
There's no vibe!

434
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,904
Let me assure you,

435
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,706
what happened out there
was a very rare situation.

436
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,466
It's not gonna happen again.

437
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:21,547
Hey! Rick's responding
to another mink call.

438
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,614
What?

439
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,623
If that pays out that's 50 to one!

440
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:28,490
God, I hope Rick's okay.

441
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,626
Hey. We're here
about the mink.

442
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,795
He's on court seven.

443
00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:42,738
Oh, man.

444
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,404
This is your moment.

445
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,638
Our moment, yes.

446
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,773
Your moment.

447
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,941
To face your regret and rectify it

448
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,677
and let you be totally integrated

449
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,012
with the man you know you are.

450
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,681
Imagine the catharsis.

451
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,516
Absolutely. Totally.

452
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,285
But imagine your catharsis

453
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,292
at facing down arguably
your greatest enemy,

454
00:17:02,317 --> 00:17:05,324
capturing it and then righting
this wrong in the universe.

455
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:09,128
I've already said that my enemy
was my archangel in disguise.

456
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,125
This is all you.

457
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,486
Rick... I insist.

458
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,300
You wanna go in together?

459
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,348
I just don't wanna steal your catharsis.

460
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,804
Okay.

461
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,683
What the?!

462
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:34,686
Hey! Rick! Rick!
Come on, man!

463
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,655
How's it feel to be abandoned?!

464
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,724
Rick. Open the door!
It's in here with me!

465
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,093
Rick, what are you doing?
Rick, please!

466
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,158
I'm sorry.

467
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,739
It's okay.

468
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,707
Oh! The latch!

469
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:55,974
The latch, latch, latch, latch, latch!!!

470
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,476
Oh, it's on.
It's on. It's on.

471
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,887
Oh... I'm sorry. PTSD.

472
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,181
That's how he got me last time.

473
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,416
Man, I got some stuff bubbling up, huh?

474
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,417
Yeah.

475
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,154
So, you gonna let me out?

476
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:11,861
Hmm? Yes. Yeah. Whoo!

477
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,426
- He's in there, right?
- Yeah.

478
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:14,689
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm all good.

479
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:16,212
I didn't mean to do that,
sorry. Sorry, sorry.

480
00:18:16,237 --> 00:18:17,271
It's all good, baby.

481
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,035
_

482
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,846
Well, that must be your supervisor.

483
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,105
Come in.

484
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:32,110
Oh. I was expecting someone
named Emily?

485
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,546
You got Emily's boss.
Amit Patel.

486
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,614
This was too important

487
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,083
so I had to shoot it
right upstairs to me.

488
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,620
Sadly, I am an expert in these two.

489
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,116
What do you have to say for yourselves?

490
00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:48,507
I guess... we're sorry.

491
00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:49,629
Yeah, I guess we're sorry.

492
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,230
Oh, you guess you're sorry?

493
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,532
Do apologies like that fly
at Sotomayor Elementary?

494
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,467
No, they don't.

495
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:56,235
Nor do they at Precinct 22!

496
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,705
So let me do it for you the right way.

497
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,707
I sincerely apologize.

498
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:05,544
Not only to you personally but
to the entire school district.

499
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,779
And it goes without saying
that we will be paying

500
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,550
any cost related to removing
any offending genitalia.

501
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,784
Yuck!

502
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,053
Well, I appreciate that.

503
00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:18,390
And we appreciate you, Principal.

504
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,493
I hope to see you again.
Let's go.

505
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,427
- Now!
- Yup.

506
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,427
And I can promise you, this
is not the end of it for them.

507
00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:25,253
Thank you.

508
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:26,765
Did you want some gum?

509
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,434
No. You guys are lucky
I picked up the phone.

510
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,101
Yes. Thank you so much, partner.

511
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,903
I'm not sure you two make a good combo.

512
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,839
Hmm, yeah. From, like,
a work perspective...

513
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,807
no, probably not.

514
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,331
No, but from a vandalism standpoint

515
00:19:36,356 --> 00:19:38,195
I think we really complement each other.

516
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,847
Okay. Well, I gotta get
outta here.

517
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,915
Let's go.

518
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,986
Guys.

519
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:56,438
Rick, this is gonna sound
weird but I wanna thank you

520
00:19:56,463 --> 00:20:00,599
for locking me in the octagon
with the Royce Gracie of minks.

521
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,001
I actually feel a sense of catharsis.

522
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,371
I got a good glimpse of my shadow self.

523
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,440
I'm so disappointed.
I can't imagine how you feel.

524
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:12,567
Dude. We're square.
It's all good, really.

525
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,049
Some say this is John Huston's
finest work.

526
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,522
That is debatable but what's not
is that this is a riveting film

527
00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:24,556
and epitomizes the genre known as noir.

528
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,494
Ladies and gentlemen...
The Maltese Falcon.

529
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,068
Black and white?

530
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,807
I've been texting you!
We got a call.

531
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,874
Oh, seriously?

532
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,584
Yeah, seriously.
We're responders, we respond.

533
00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:47,078
That's our job.
Let's go.

534
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,047
Okay.

535
00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:49,881
It's alright, man.
You belong in the field.

536
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,683
Truth is, you can't afford
to be in the office.

537
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,385
Hey, I'm gonna get you that 500 bucks.

538
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,106
And when you do,
you'll get your phone back.

539
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,056
Bye guys.

540
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,869
Did you want me to turn these off?

541
00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:00,267
- Yeah.
- Yes, please.

542
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,894
Come on!

543
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,186
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