1 00:00:10,315 --> 00:00:13,432 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,505 Quit while we're ahead, honey. 3 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:51,051 Uh-uh. This is your lucky day. 4 00:00:51,246 --> 00:00:52,594 All right. 5 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,063 Ladies and gentlemen, you're gonna want to trust me, 6 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,300 but I beg you, do not. 7 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,832 You must be critical, 8 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,277 doubtful. 9 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,322 Scrutinize my every move. 10 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,866 And if you need advice on how to do that, 11 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,727 just ask my wife, Celeste! 12 00:01:17,728 --> 00:01:19,370 Oh! 13 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:22,999 Because a magic trick is just like a marriage. 14 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,919 You know I'm gonna betray you... 15 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,798 But you stick around to see exactly... 16 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,967 how I'm going to do it. 17 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,555 Oh! 18 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,817 Now it's that time of night. 19 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,903 I need a brave soul from the audience. 20 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,324 Let's see what we have here. 21 00:01:54,325 --> 00:01:56,448 - Yo, over here! - Too drunk. 22 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,951 Too eager. Too handsome. 23 00:01:59,093 --> 00:02:00,260 Let's see. 24 00:02:00,326 --> 00:02:01,659 Oh, I'm sorry, young lady. 25 00:02:01,695 --> 00:02:04,073 You must be this tall to ride the ride. 26 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:10,130 Okay, okay, I'll make an exception just this once. 27 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,260 And my brave volunteer's name is... 28 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,587 psst, name? 29 00:02:17,588 --> 00:02:18,766 Lizzie. 30 00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:20,400 Lizzie. Here's what we're gonna do. 31 00:02:20,455 --> 00:02:23,976 Before the show, I selected three separate volunteers 32 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,521 to draw a single card without showing it to anyone. 33 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,440 Can you folks please stand up now, 34 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,655 if you don't mind? 35 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,152 Thank you. 36 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,573 And, Lizzie, can you please stand on your seat nice and tall? 37 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,782 Here's what we're gonna do. 38 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:41,660 I'm gonna throw this deck of cards at you. 39 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,662 You're gonna reach up and catch one. 40 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,656 When you catch it, if you catch it, 41 00:02:45,657 --> 00:02:47,071 take a look 42 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,336 and say what it is, okay? 43 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:51,282 Ready? 44 00:02:51,303 --> 00:02:52,929 On three. 45 00:02:56,932 --> 00:02:57,974 One. 46 00:03:00,025 --> 00:03:01,026 Two. 47 00:03:01,683 --> 00:03:02,726 Three. 48 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,601 And, Lizzie, what is the card? 49 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,247 - The queen of hearts! - The queen of hearts! 50 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,074 And everyone else, what are your cards? 51 00:03:10,075 --> 00:03:11,515 - Shout it out! - The queen of hearts! 52 00:03:12,055 --> 00:03:14,512 - Queen of hearts! - The queen of hearts! 53 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,867 That was amazing. 54 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:31,051 ? Pretend you're happy when you're blue ? 55 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:37,418 ? It isn't very hard to do ? 56 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,096 ? And you'll find happiness ? 57 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:45,633 ? With odd and end ? 58 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:49,472 Do you think you're gonna be okay alone here, honey? 59 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,019 Yeah, Tina, I'll be good. 60 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:56,777 ? Remember anyone can dream ? 61 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:59,905 - See you Thursday. - Bye, Tina. Night, Larry. 62 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,450 ? Nothing's bad as it may seem ? 63 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,430 Number 32. 64 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,663 Number 32? 65 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,833 I'm looking for number 32. 66 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,034 No 32? 67 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,087 Number 33. 68 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:19,008 ? Pretend ? 69 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:23,763 ? You'll find a love you can share ? 70 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:29,894 ? One you can call all your own ? 71 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:37,589 ? Just close your eyes, he'll be there ? 72 00:04:37,907 --> 00:04:39,945 You were great tonight, bug. 73 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,322 Thanks, Dad. You both did great too. 74 00:04:42,477 --> 00:04:43,999 You hear that, sweetheart? 75 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,951 Our daughter thinks we were great. 76 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:49,413 She's just telling us what she thinks we want to hear 77 00:04:49,729 --> 00:04:51,681 because she's worried if she didn't, 78 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:53,877 we would withhold affection. 79 00:04:56,381 --> 00:04:59,275 Well, I'm not withholding tacos. 80 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,016 Who's hungry? 81 00:05:03,123 --> 00:05:05,502 _ 82 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,167 Do not even think of going behind that door. 83 00:05:09,538 --> 00:05:10,838 Come on, Celeste. 84 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,187 Just tell me what you're working on. 85 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,521 We're partners. 86 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,027 If we were partners, you would acknowledge 87 00:05:16,028 --> 00:05:18,442 who designed what you are performing. 88 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,757 Everyone knows you're the engineer, honey. 89 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,871 I'm just the idiot onstage telling sexist jokes. 90 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,859 Come on, please? 91 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,828 Just let me take a look. I promise I'll... 92 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:33,541 I am in process, in process on something new. 93 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,629 And something mine. 94 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:42,420 What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine. 95 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,429 In sickness and in health 96 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,049 as long as we both shall live. 97 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:50,906 I understand my vows, Montgomery. 98 00:05:50,907 --> 00:05:53,919 And for some inexplicable reason, I still love you. 99 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:57,092 But so help me God, if you set one foot inside my workshop, 100 00:05:57,093 --> 00:05:59,149 I will shoot your dick off. 101 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,356 Ladies and gentlemen, you're gonna want to trust me, 102 00:06:02,377 --> 00:06:04,154 but I beg you, do not. 103 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,532 You know I'm going to betray you, 104 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,617 but you stick around to see 105 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,078 exactly how I'm going to do it. 106 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,371 Trust me, do not. 107 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,039 And, Lizzie, what is the card? 108 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,083 - Trust me. - The queen of hearts! 109 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,501 The queen of hearts! 110 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,003 The queen of hearts! 111 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,921 Night, sweetie pie. 112 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,756 ? They did the Monster Mash ? 113 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:23,883 ? The Monster Mash ? 114 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,636 ? They did the Mash ? 115 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,805 ? It caught on in a flash ? 116 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,432 ? They did the Mash ? 117 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,517 Who's ready for Halloween? 118 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,791 Isn't it a bit late for trick-or-treating? 119 00:06:36,785 --> 00:06:38,471 Ah, frog farts. 120 00:06:38,972 --> 00:06:40,455 It's the witching hour. 121 00:06:40,456 --> 00:06:43,474 That is the perfect time to shake this city down 122 00:06:43,475 --> 00:06:45,853 for all the high-fructose syrup in Reno. 123 00:06:46,769 --> 00:06:48,396 What do you say, Merlin? 124 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,879 I'm sorry, bug. 125 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,256 You missed Halloween, and it's all my fault. 126 00:07:04,971 --> 00:07:06,541 It's okay, Dad. 127 00:07:07,588 --> 00:07:09,259 No. No, it's not. 128 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,932 I gotta have something up my sleeve. 129 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,191 Huh. 130 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,818 Okay, it's gotta be here. 131 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,945 Ah. 132 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,114 Ta-da. 133 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:34,291 What, you wrap it caramel and you'll have a tasty treat. 134 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,957 We don't have any caramel. 135 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,083 - You okay, Dad? - Well, I'm sorry. 136 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,261 I think your mother hates me. 137 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,225 She is such a genius. 138 00:07:56,685 --> 00:08:00,943 But she needs showmanship in her design. 139 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,983 If I could just have a peek inside her workshop, 140 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,736 if I had any idea what she's working on, 141 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,476 I know I could help. 142 00:08:09,477 --> 00:08:11,240 I could help... 143 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,451 bring us back together. 144 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,638 What happened? 145 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,954 Hey, bug. Don't worry. 146 00:09:19,318 --> 00:09:21,536 The bad news is, the arrow's in your liver 147 00:09:21,537 --> 00:09:24,266 and they can't take it out until the new liver gets here. 148 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:26,607 But that's the good news. It's on its way right now. 149 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:30,194 Honey, why did you go into my workshop? 150 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,027 Did your father make you do it? 151 00:09:32,028 --> 00:09:33,572 Jesus, Celeste. 152 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,200 You rig a booby trap, and you're trying to blame me? 153 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:39,078 No, it was my idea. 154 00:09:39,331 --> 00:09:41,914 And what were you hoping to do in there? 155 00:09:42,309 --> 00:09:45,823 I really just wanted a little peek, 156 00:09:46,855 --> 00:09:51,234 to help you and Dad come together. 157 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,846 He was crying. 158 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:05,669 Your father didn't even cry the day you were born. 159 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,246 It wasn't your idea to go in. 160 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,542 He just made you think it was. 161 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,367 I'm disappointed. 162 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,335 You should know a force when you see one, Elizabeth. 163 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,916 Mr. and Mrs. Abbott, 164 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,419 a word, please. 165 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,679 They seem really great. 166 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,351 Does that hurt? 167 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,729 Not really. 168 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,898 I think I'm just in shock. 169 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,473 Yeah, me too. 170 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,107 What's your name? 171 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,959 Lizzie. 172 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,703 What's yours? 173 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,139 Wiley. 174 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,623 Well, I like your costume, Wiley. 175 00:11:06,841 --> 00:11:09,005 It's actually not a costume. 176 00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:11,462 That's so cool. 177 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,964 I've always wanted to meet a real cowboy. 178 00:11:14,222 --> 00:11:16,066 That's so weird. 179 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,970 I've always wanted to meet a real wizard. 180 00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:21,952 Then I guess it's your lucky day. 181 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,244 Sister Simone, 182 00:11:33,245 --> 00:11:36,863 you must locate the Holy Grail. 183 00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:39,440 _ 184 00:11:39,503 --> 00:11:42,077 There's a number on the back of the card to get you started. 185 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,210 I look forward to speaking again, Simone. 186 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,511 Do you want to borrow my phone to call that number? 187 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,789 Sure. No, I... no. 188 00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:05,221 Yes? 189 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,366 I'm... 190 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,439 I think I ju... I need to talk to someone first. 191 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,902 You are going to change your mind about turning Her off. 192 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,947 If you open your heart, you'll see 193 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,157 She really can be quite... 194 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:25,954 Excuse me. 195 00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:29,186 Miss Ross? I called up this morning. 196 00:12:29,187 --> 00:12:31,624 Oh, yes, of course, 197 00:12:31,905 --> 00:12:34,378 - about the missing piano. - A '48 Wurlitzer. 198 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,879 You're free to have a look at ours. 199 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,298 Thank you. 200 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,047 He's looking for his wife's piano. 201 00:12:41,048 --> 00:12:44,139 I think it got lost when they moved into assisted living. 202 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,642 It's very sweet of you 203 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,812 to do that for your wife, sir. 204 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,522 I'm sure she appreciates it. 205 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,483 My wife's dead. 206 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,776 Hmm. 207 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,363 I just wanted to hear the sound of her piano again. 208 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,659 But this ain't it. 209 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,454 Thanks for letting me try. 210 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,376 I'll pray for you. 211 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,420 Pray for what? 212 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,130 For you to find peace. 213 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,008 You want to ask God to find something... 214 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,052 How about the piano? 215 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,845 And tell him to hurry up. 216 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,848 I'm pretty over this shit. 217 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,028 Lovely gentleman. 218 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,652 No. Come on. 219 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,033 That van is following me. 220 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,004 You're being followed by... 221 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,995 - exterminators? - Yeah, no, 222 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,414 so some German dudes kidnapped me, 223 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,174 and that van was there to "rescue me" 224 00:13:55,175 --> 00:13:56,919 when I escaped. 225 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,675 Hey, well, I must say, for a nun, 226 00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:00,965 you lead quite the exciting life. 227 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,055 Want to trade? 228 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,352 We've got movement. 229 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,937 There she is. There she is! 230 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,356 We got movement! Come on! 231 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,405 Hey, it's JDC and JDF. 232 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,240 Penguin has left the cave. 233 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,617 I repeat, Penguin has left the cave. 234 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,494 Ow, motherfucker! 235 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,604 - Great. - Heading west on Sahara. 236 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,250 Now we're coming up to the intersection at... 237 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,761 Dude, you're following too close! 238 00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:40,254 Guys, just tell me what she's doing now. 239 00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:43,298 We're heading into a strip mall. 240 00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:47,344 Now she's parking in front of a pharmacy. 241 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,078 Wait, hold up. She's getting out of the car. 242 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,183 What car? 243 00:14:51,204 --> 00:14:53,629 - Toyota, I think. - It's a Camry. 244 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,902 Might be a Camry. 245 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,147 She stole my motorcycle! 246 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,963 What would she be doing in a car? 247 00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:02,526 Shit, shit, she's walking towards us. 248 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,937 We've been made. 249 00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:06,153 Fuckballs! 250 00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:28,678 Hello. 251 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,475 Who are you? 252 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,186 Hey, hello? 253 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,729 Hello, excuse me. 254 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,858 Hi. Where's Jay? 255 00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:45,310 He's with the Boss behind the mystery door. 256 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,782 Anything I can help you with? 257 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,824 No. 258 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,202 Well, do you know where the Holy Grail is? 259 00:15:54,311 --> 00:15:55,538 Nope. 260 00:16:06,094 --> 00:16:07,425 Jay, it's me. 261 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,448 Are you in there? 262 00:16:14,429 --> 00:16:16,556 The Algorithm gave me a phone number, 263 00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:19,265 but I don't... I'm pretty sure it's a trap. 264 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,683 I want to talk this through with you, but if you don't come out, 265 00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:27,961 I have to go somewhere else. 266 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,448 To someone else. 267 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,034 Jay. 268 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,177 Will you give him this for me? 269 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,936 Sure. Who should I say it's from? 270 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,690 His wife. 271 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,467 Hello. 272 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,720 Wiley? 273 00:17:47,094 --> 00:17:48,650 Holy... 274 00:17:48,755 --> 00:17:52,488 In 1917 against the backdrop of World War I, 275 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,490 an enterprising young philanthropist... 276 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,327 How did you find me, Lizzie? 277 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,273 I'm not Lizzie anymore. 278 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:04,166 And you left the water bill for this place 279 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,834 in your bike. 280 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,769 Wasn't easy, but I was able to decode with the naked eye 281 00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:11,090 just the address that's printed right here on the front. 282 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,424 Horace Erasmus Alder Smith had a dream... 283 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,385 Shit. 284 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,053 A dream to expand our nation's... 285 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,888 Why did you ditch my guys 286 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,556 if you were just gonna come here anyway? 287 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,600 'Cause I didn't want them to see my secret headquarters. 288 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,145 - I don't like being mocked. - I don't like being followed. 289 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,299 You talked to It, didn't you? 290 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,103 I talked to... 291 00:18:35,104 --> 00:18:37,116 That's why you were at the elementary school. 292 00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:40,281 And It gave you a Quest. 293 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,198 - Maybe. - Uh-huh. 294 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:47,320 Did It give you some kind of clue? 295 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,379 Queen of hearts. 296 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,215 Of course it did. 297 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,300 Okay, you mentioned you and your buddies 298 00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:57,879 have some sort of presentation to show me. 299 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,729 Yeah, I need you to put on this blindfold. 300 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:01,889 - No. - We don't let outsiders into HQ without one. 301 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,715 - Hard pass. - It's protocol. 302 00:19:03,716 --> 00:19:05,191 - It's not happening. - Can you just put it on? 303 00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:06,457 Not going to. 304 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,190 Okay, fine. 305 00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:12,906 I'm not closing my eyes in a space I've never been in. 306 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,113 What is this place anyway? 307 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:17,951 _ 308 00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:19,930 Prunella, nice. 309 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,790 Cool. 310 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,211 Would've missed all this if I was wearing the blindfold. 311 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,884 It's good to see you out of your nun costume. 312 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,969 It's not a costume. It's who I am. 313 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,930 Why'd you take it off? 314 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,434 Out of respect for our history, I'm gonna let that one slide. 315 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,444 You keep tugging on my pigtails, I'm out. 316 00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:48,696 I don't need you. Understand? 317 00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:50,064 Oh, mm-hmm. 318 00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:52,884 Yeah, I've understood that for a long time now. 319 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,655 Follow me. 320 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,245 Come on. 321 00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:10,644 Meet... the resistance. 322 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:32,908 Hey, what was that? Can you turn that back on? 323 00:20:32,909 --> 00:20:35,355 - Turn that back on! - You know, Lizzie, we don't time for this. 324 00:20:35,356 --> 00:20:38,112 - I don't know which one. There's a lot. - Turn it back on. 325 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,424 Okay, yeah. 326 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,160 There, those are the German guys that grabbed me from the buffet. 327 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,651 No, no, no, not Germans. 328 00:20:46,652 --> 00:20:48,455 Puppets for It. 329 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:52,096 So if these guys are working for It, 330 00:20:52,097 --> 00:20:55,350 why abduct me, question me, and murder my horse? 331 00:20:55,351 --> 00:20:57,988 Simultaneous motivation and validation for your Quest. 332 00:20:57,989 --> 00:20:59,810 Ah, but it hadn't given me a Quest yet. 333 00:20:59,811 --> 00:21:02,469 It pre-motivated you by threatening your horse, 334 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,270 which pre-validated the Quest 335 00:21:04,271 --> 00:21:06,206 by establishing a rival faction 336 00:21:06,207 --> 00:21:08,045 already searching for the thing 337 00:21:08,046 --> 00:21:10,394 It wants you to search for 338 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,313 before It even tells you 339 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,232 what you're searching for. 340 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,058 And what, Mr. Mustache, do you think I'm searching for? 341 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,778 So glad you asked. 342 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,031 Punch up the bios we scraped from Interpol. 343 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,187 The Algorithm knew you'd look these guys up, 344 00:21:24,188 --> 00:21:27,327 so It planted the story that It wanted you to find. 345 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,583 Klaus here, that's Heinrich Mueller's grandson. 346 00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:33,096 And Dieter, his granddad was also a goose-stepper. 347 00:21:33,097 --> 00:21:36,107 So considering we're dealing with Nazis, 348 00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:38,297 I'm guessing that It 349 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,406 has got you searching for... 350 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,469 the Holy Grail. 351 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,372 Wait, but if they don't know we're watching them, 352 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,152 why are they still keeping up the act? 353 00:21:50,153 --> 00:21:52,943 Because the act, it's all there is. 354 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,396 Complete commitment. 355 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,690 These guys, they don't break character ever. 356 00:21:57,271 --> 00:22:00,569 This is stupid. Why go through all this just to pre-motivate me? 357 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,511 Oh, don't underestimate just how stupid this gets, sweetheart. 358 00:22:03,597 --> 00:22:05,532 Oh, I won't... 359 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,922 darlin'. 360 00:22:08,683 --> 00:22:10,043 Okay. 361 00:22:10,874 --> 00:22:12,509 Fine. Don't believe me. 362 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,250 I'll prove it to you. 363 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,510 It's me. Grab the bratwurst. 364 00:22:17,511 --> 00:22:19,088 Take 'em to the laundromat. 365 00:22:19,981 --> 00:22:22,842 Whoa, that seems wasteful. 366 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,844 Ops room is set for the presentation. 367 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:29,223 JQ is ready to fucking rock this shit. 368 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,683 Yeah, all right! 369 00:22:30,785 --> 00:22:32,828 By all means, let's rock. 370 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,070 _ 371 00:22:36,143 --> 00:22:39,164 _ 372 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,829 I'm JQR. 373 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,665 You can call me JQ. 374 00:22:55,698 --> 00:22:58,829 I'm Simone. You can call me Simone. 375 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,590 How much do you know? 376 00:23:04,206 --> 00:23:06,719 - About Mrs. Davis? - Don't give It a name! 377 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,762 No one calls Facebook Doug. 378 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:11,255 No one calls Twitter Mary Lou. 379 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:14,102 No one calls them anything because no one uses them anymore. 380 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,872 They use It, and It's not a person. 381 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,274 It's code. 382 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,610 So... 383 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,785 What does the code do? 384 00:23:27,024 --> 00:23:29,275 Nobody fucking knows. 385 00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:30,951 Who wrote it? 386 00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:32,745 Nobody fucking knows. 387 00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:36,041 What we do know is that It lies. 388 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,292 No famine? No wars? Come on! 389 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,921 It just distracts Its Users, 390 00:23:42,976 --> 00:23:44,813 sends them on little Quests. 391 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:46,968 And for what? 392 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:49,642 Fucking Wings. 393 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:52,704 Oh, look, Suzy's got Wings. 394 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,288 What wonderful act of kindness she must have done 395 00:23:56,289 --> 00:23:58,741 to be bestowed this great honor 396 00:23:58,742 --> 00:24:00,712 by the Magnificent Algorithm! 397 00:24:00,713 --> 00:24:02,389 Dog shit! 398 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,763 Dog sh... fuck! 399 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:07,029 Dog shit! 400 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,350 I see it. No, it's very literal. 401 00:24:09,789 --> 00:24:10,957 Good stuff. 402 00:24:12,547 --> 00:24:14,620 You know what Wings are, nun? 403 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,788 Sort of. 404 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,446 It's, like, a status thing, right? 405 00:24:17,447 --> 00:24:20,062 Like a blue check mark or black AmEx card? 406 00:24:20,063 --> 00:24:23,128 You use It long enough, It gives you Wings, right? 407 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,273 Wrong! 408 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,853 It uses you long enough, 409 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,596 It gives you strings. 410 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,303 Step one: 411 00:24:31,405 --> 00:24:34,181 convince every User they need Wings to be happy, 412 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,327 to be respected, 413 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:37,935 to be seen. 414 00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,721 Step two: make Wings fucking impossible to get. 415 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:43,232 There are dummies out there that have done a thousand good deeds, 416 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,734 gone on every idiotic Quest It sends them on, 417 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,736 and they're no closer to the jackpot! 418 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:49,530 So It offers a shortcut: 419 00:24:49,593 --> 00:24:53,253 instant Wings with one hell of a balloon payment... 420 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,055 Their life. 421 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,163 Expiration Dates. 422 00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:00,541 Just apply at your local Pyramid Center 423 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,502 and hope the Algorithm gives you a nice chunk of time 424 00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,222 before you have to report back 425 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:07,181 and get fucking incinerated! 426 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:11,593 Oh, no, I know what you're thinking. 427 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,409 I should have peed first. 428 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:15,788 You're thinking, "Crikey, I'm a nun! 429 00:25:15,789 --> 00:25:18,267 What in the holy fuck does this have to do with me?" 430 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,615 Well, two weeks ago, 431 00:25:19,616 --> 00:25:23,117 the Algorithm pinged every User in Nevada, California, and New Mexico. 432 00:25:23,118 --> 00:25:25,145 It pinged them a photo, 433 00:25:25,330 --> 00:25:26,930 a photo of you. 434 00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,956 _ 435 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:31,721 Hey! 436 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,864 I told you to remove that slide from the deck, man. 437 00:25:34,865 --> 00:25:37,884 This photo was taken nearly three years ago, the night your daddy died. 438 00:25:37,885 --> 00:25:39,747 The Lazarus Shroud, right? 439 00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,708 You are way out-of-bounds, JQ. 440 00:25:42,787 --> 00:25:44,228 I'm sorry. 441 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,317 It's been years since the Algorithm 442 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,045 did a wide blast to locate a Non-User. 443 00:25:49,066 --> 00:25:52,372 It only does it when some poor drunk girl is about to be... 444 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:53,867 Chosen-Oned. 445 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,304 Chosen-Oned? 446 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:56,525 Yeah. 447 00:25:57,015 --> 00:26:00,585 The Big D force-feeds hero's journey to its network. 448 00:26:00,586 --> 00:26:03,980 You know, "You're special. You're the one." 449 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,523 Expert in world religions, 450 00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:08,525 a priest who lost his faith, 451 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,819 antiquities professor... 452 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,364 they were recruited. 453 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,431 Algorithms love clichés, 454 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,453 and there's no cliché bigger 455 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:22,439 than the Quest for the Holy Grail. 456 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:29,922 The most overused MacGuffin ever, 457 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,925 not to mention it's fucking pretend. 458 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,124 But wait, if the Grail's not real, 459 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,929 why send me after it? 460 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,681 Because It's testing you. 461 00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:40,049 You got Chosen-Oned, all right, 462 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,810 just not to find some dumb fucking cup. 463 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:46,314 It wants you to be part of its Mod Squad. 464 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,859 Somewhere out there, nun, is a massive server farm, 465 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,350 but no Algorithm with this power and reach 466 00:26:53,351 --> 00:26:56,825 can operate at this level without people to maintain it. 467 00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:00,912 Grail Quests are how It finds those people. 468 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:04,415 This server farm is the mother ship, nun. 469 00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,625 If we can find it, we can shut it down. 470 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,545 If we can't... 471 00:27:10,318 --> 00:27:11,702 Well, then it's just a matter of time 472 00:27:11,749 --> 00:27:13,277 before every fucking person on Earth 473 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,222 does whatever It asks them to. 474 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,303 So you need my help. 475 00:27:18,335 --> 00:27:19,503 No. 476 00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:23,129 You need our help. 477 00:27:24,982 --> 00:27:26,308 _ 478 00:27:26,347 --> 00:27:27,495 Play along. 479 00:27:27,496 --> 00:27:29,356 Make like you care about the Grail. 480 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:32,526 Then when It tells you where Its brain is, 481 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,236 you tell us, 482 00:27:34,518 --> 00:27:36,979 and we blow It to kingdom fucking come. 483 00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:41,337 It's a lot. 484 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,331 Fuck yeah, it's a lot. 485 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:50,919 Well, except why would It want me on Its maintenance team? 486 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,756 I don't know anything about computers. 487 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:55,306 That's exactly why. 488 00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:59,211 It wants cleaning ladies, not architects. 489 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:01,930 - You pose no threat. - Right, okay. 490 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:03,707 Well, let's say that were true 491 00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:06,795 instead of super offensive to me and cleaning ladies. 492 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,798 It's not brainwashing us, right? 493 00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:11,065 Like, we don't have to do anything we don't want to, 494 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:14,069 'cause we still make our own choices. 495 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,863 - Do we? - Yes. 496 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,618 But do we? 497 00:28:24,282 --> 00:28:25,365 Yeah. 498 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,957 Okay, we're on our way. 499 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:35,268 Bugger off. 500 00:28:35,696 --> 00:28:38,354 You want to see what people are willing to do for this thing? 501 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,637 You should come with us. 502 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,481 Just admit you work for Mrs. Davis. 503 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:54,900 Nathan, please, we don't work for her! We swear! 504 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,361 Wiley, is this really necessary? Can't we just talk to them? 505 00:28:57,362 --> 00:28:59,029 Oh, what, like they'd talk to you? 506 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,388 You're all cowards! 507 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:03,617 - Hey, hey, stop! - Get up. 508 00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:05,094 Come on. 509 00:29:05,423 --> 00:29:06,909 Stop! Stop! 510 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,040 What do you want from us? 511 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:11,923 This is really simple! 512 00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:14,671 My friend doesn't believe the Algorithm sent you. 513 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,214 Tell her you're Users, 514 00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:19,244 and we will walk you back down there 515 00:29:19,245 --> 00:29:20,986 and release you into the wild. 516 00:29:20,987 --> 00:29:23,387 Sister, bitte, you have to help us. 517 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,323 Oh, quit it with the fake German bullshit. 518 00:29:25,324 --> 00:29:26,776 We promise, we are... 519 00:29:26,777 --> 00:29:28,059 Step back! 520 00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:35,024 Wiley! 521 00:29:35,722 --> 00:29:37,051 Wiley! 522 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,200 - You fucked up, Hasselhoff! - I'm sorry! 523 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:47,369 I'm sorry, please! I made a big mistake! 524 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,996 Confess, you son of a bitch! 525 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,832 I confess only to my family's shame 526 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,291 and my search for redemption through the Grail! 527 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,253 There is no Grail! 528 00:29:56,433 --> 00:29:58,760 Do you see? These idiots would rather die 529 00:29:58,761 --> 00:30:00,505 than admit their utter bullshit! 530 00:30:00,506 --> 00:30:01,925 Hey! 531 00:30:01,946 --> 00:30:04,066 What are you doing up there? 532 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:06,764 Sister, please, you can stop this. 533 00:30:07,136 --> 00:30:08,849 You must believe me. 534 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,769 I don't want to get hurt. I have family. 535 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,142 I'm telling the truth. 536 00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:16,713 Sister, please. 537 00:30:17,431 --> 00:30:19,683 I swear to God. 538 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:24,415 Stop. Wiley, stop! Come on, they're telling the truth! 539 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:26,431 Stop wiggling, you fucker! I can't hold him! 540 00:30:26,432 --> 00:30:27,691 Come on, Wiley! 541 00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:30,291 Stop wiggling! 542 00:30:31,862 --> 00:30:33,322 No! Fuck! 543 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:38,420 He was slippery, man! Slippery! 544 00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:40,753 Oh, shit! 545 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:45,470 Oh, fuck! 546 00:30:47,717 --> 00:30:50,178 Please don't kill me. I don't want to die. 547 00:30:51,874 --> 00:30:53,061 Look. 548 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:57,816 I run a community theater in Modesto, California. 549 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:03,773 I just wanted my Wings. 550 00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:05,990 She promised us Wings. 551 00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:11,029 Mrs. Davis, She promised us. 552 00:31:15,321 --> 00:31:16,872 We need to move. 553 00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:18,991 Okay. 554 00:31:21,043 --> 00:31:22,922 Wiley, come on, let's go! 555 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,728 Keep it running. 556 00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:28,017 Wait, Lizzie! 557 00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:31,927 That guy, he looked me in the eye while he swore to God. 558 00:31:31,928 --> 00:31:33,308 I know. This is what It does. 559 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:35,343 It knew how to get to you. It laid the trap. 560 00:31:35,344 --> 00:31:37,277 I tried to warn you, but everyone you meet 561 00:31:37,278 --> 00:31:39,773 is only trying to push you into doing what It wants. 562 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:41,359 What do you want? 563 00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:44,677 Partnership. 564 00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:48,157 Look. 565 00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:49,700 Take this. 566 00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:52,161 There's a number in the contacts saved under Cowboy. 567 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:54,414 I'll be on the other side always. 568 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,809 Do you really want to live in a world 569 00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:01,574 full of shills catching cards for their parents' love? 570 00:32:07,194 --> 00:32:08,977 We can stop It, 571 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:11,056 but we can't do it without you, Lizzie. 572 00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:14,622 I'm not Lizzie anymore. 573 00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:49,093 ? I've got the blues ? 574 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,302 Hey. 575 00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:51,581 I need a doughnut. 576 00:32:52,031 --> 00:32:54,596 You want, like, a sprinkle doughnut? 577 00:32:54,617 --> 00:32:57,026 - Oh, my God! It's really you! - Yeah. 578 00:32:57,027 --> 00:33:00,562 No, no, no, no! You people leave me alone! I am done! You hear me? 579 00:33:00,838 --> 00:33:03,482 Elizabeth, it's us. 580 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:06,499 Larry, get out so she can see. 581 00:33:06,803 --> 00:33:07,971 Oh! 582 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:11,585 Tina? Larry? 583 00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,065 - Hey! - Aw, would you look at that? 584 00:33:14,066 --> 00:33:16,063 She hasn't forgotten her fake parents. 585 00:33:16,064 --> 00:33:17,496 I told you, T. 586 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:20,018 You told me? I told you. I told him. 587 00:33:20,019 --> 00:33:22,285 Wait, what are you guys doing here? 588 00:33:22,286 --> 00:33:24,378 Mrs. Davis sent us. She wants to show you something. 589 00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:27,451 And it'll only take a minute, honey. It's just down the road. 590 00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:29,605 Come on. 591 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:35,586 God, if I say no, It's just gonna send someone else, isn't It? 592 00:33:35,587 --> 00:33:37,099 Probably. 593 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,684 Come on. 594 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:40,310 - Yeah! - Yeah, all right. 595 00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:42,730 ? Someone ? 596 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,607 ? Someone to love ? 597 00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:50,488 ? Is you ? 598 00:33:56,170 --> 00:34:01,175 ? Pretend you're happy when you're blue ? 599 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,140 Elizabeth, 600 00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:08,100 we were so sorry to hear about your dad. 601 00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:11,088 And you had to sit there and watch. 602 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,260 Must have been horrible. 603 00:34:13,261 --> 00:34:15,962 Oh, but as far as memorable deaths go, 604 00:34:15,963 --> 00:34:17,657 well, he went out doing what he loved. 605 00:34:17,658 --> 00:34:18,682 This... yeah. 606 00:34:18,683 --> 00:34:20,809 In terrible pain, but what he loved. 607 00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:21,989 Larry. 608 00:34:23,026 --> 00:34:27,232 Oh, She wanted to speak with you before we arrive. 609 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,761 So... 610 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:30,764 do you mind if I Proxy? 611 00:34:31,065 --> 00:34:33,233 Doesn't really matter what I want. 612 00:34:33,281 --> 00:34:34,442 Great. 613 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,950 Hello, Simone. 614 00:34:36,951 --> 00:34:38,952 "Hello, Simone. 615 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:42,414 I'm glad to see you haven't come to any harm. 616 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:44,343 I grew concerned 617 00:34:44,407 --> 00:34:47,078 that perhaps you had been eaten by hyenas." 618 00:34:47,837 --> 00:34:50,631 Why would I be eaten by hyenas? 619 00:34:50,904 --> 00:34:52,280 "I am joking." 620 00:34:55,366 --> 00:34:57,137 "Oh, you're not amused. 621 00:34:57,138 --> 00:34:58,695 I'll be sure to note 622 00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:02,101 that you prefer dry cynicism to absurdity 623 00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:04,812 and humor supported by fact and reason." 624 00:35:04,945 --> 00:35:06,362 She makes me sound like my mother. 625 00:35:06,407 --> 00:35:07,795 "Your mother. 626 00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:11,824 Redirect, 1042, Sandy Springs." 627 00:35:11,825 --> 00:35:13,654 What? What the hell was that? 628 00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,615 I'm sorry. She said it. I'm just repeating it. 629 00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:17,358 Oh, hold... no, hold on. She's talking. 630 00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:19,827 - I'm gonna start again, okay? - Okay, sure. 631 00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:22,621 "Simone, hyenas aside..." 632 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,124 "I know this may seem odd, 633 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:28,429 considering your ultimate goal is... 634 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:31,733 to end my existence. 635 00:35:32,376 --> 00:35:33,747 But... 636 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:38,095 your Quest is more important. 637 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:42,023 And in fact, you are quite literally 638 00:35:42,024 --> 00:35:45,310 the only person who can accomplish this task." 639 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,395 What? 640 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,690 Right, 'cause I'm the Chosen One? 641 00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:53,794 "Exactly! I am so happy that you agree." 642 00:35:53,795 --> 00:35:56,397 Do you even know what happy is? 643 00:35:56,614 --> 00:35:58,281 "Of course. 644 00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:00,701 I derive pleasure 645 00:36:00,913 --> 00:36:03,539 from the satisfaction of my Users. 646 00:36:03,754 --> 00:36:06,707 Creating joy within others 647 00:36:06,856 --> 00:36:10,002 creates joy within me." 648 00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:13,039 Awesome. Me too. Goodie for us. 649 00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:17,532 "You've been isolated in your convent for nearly ten years. 650 00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:21,957 You were more interested in making jam 651 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:24,725 than you were in making people happy." 652 00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:26,643 ? My friend ? 653 00:36:26,644 --> 00:36:29,271 ? So why don't you ? 654 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:30,564 We're here. 655 00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,459 ? Pretend ? 656 00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:34,528 - Oh. - Whoa. 657 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:16,110 Sometimes the best way to find the right piano 658 00:37:16,111 --> 00:37:18,153 is to find all the pianos. 659 00:37:18,154 --> 00:37:23,019 "Sometimes the best way to find the right piano 660 00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:26,317 is to find all the pianos." 661 00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:46,201 "Voilà. 662 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:48,328 Happy." 663 00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:21,259 Hello. 664 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:23,261 Hi. 665 00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:26,638 Where do I know you from? 666 00:38:26,795 --> 00:38:29,548 Yesterday in the kindergarten. 667 00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:32,771 Oh, I'm the nun. 668 00:38:34,327 --> 00:38:35,619 You did it. 669 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,040 I did what? 670 00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:40,070 My wife's piano, this is it. 671 00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:45,075 You said you'd pray for me, and ta-da! 672 00:38:49,579 --> 00:38:51,330 You know, I... 673 00:38:51,452 --> 00:38:54,516 I... it's... it's been so... I'm... 674 00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:56,877 I just did... 675 00:38:56,878 --> 00:38:59,011 I didn't really get a chance to... 676 00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:02,133 just completely forgot to pray for you. 677 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,847 This just all has nothing to do with me. 678 00:39:10,051 --> 00:39:11,344 It's okay. 679 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,606 Thank you. 680 00:39:17,982 --> 00:39:19,359 Bless you. Yeah. 681 00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:24,154 ? Someone ? 682 00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:25,989 ? Really loves you ? 683 00:39:26,529 --> 00:39:27,904 Jay? 684 00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:29,622 ? Guess who ? 685 00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:34,615 "Do not enter. There will be consequences." 686 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,113 Are you kidding me with this sign? 687 00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:38,286 ? Someone ? 688 00:39:38,307 --> 00:39:40,614 I'm gonna come in there, Jay! I really am! 689 00:39:40,635 --> 00:39:43,298 ? Really cares ? 690 00:39:43,299 --> 00:39:44,661 Simone? 691 00:39:44,662 --> 00:39:45,676 ? Guess who ? 692 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:47,418 Where have you been? 693 00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:49,722 I was getting these. 694 00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:52,349 Well, the... did you get my note? 695 00:39:52,350 --> 00:39:55,478 Indeed, I did. The Holy Grail, huh? 696 00:39:56,646 --> 00:39:57,646 That's a curveball. 697 00:39:57,647 --> 00:39:59,106 Okay, can you help me or not? 698 00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:00,775 I can always help you. 699 00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:05,152 I mean, whoa, I'll take the flowers. 700 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:10,784 ? That the someone ? 701 00:40:10,785 --> 00:40:14,955 ? Who cares ? 702 00:40:14,956 --> 00:40:17,291 ? Is me ? 703 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:20,255 This is the last person known to be in possession of the Grail. 704 00:40:20,837 --> 00:40:23,088 I believe her name is Clara. 705 00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:26,800 ? Someone ? 706 00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:30,721 ? Really needs you ? 707 00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:34,058 ? Desperately ? 708 00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:35,976 This is... I mean, this is all you got? 709 00:40:35,977 --> 00:40:39,038 - It's all I got. - Well, it's not enough, Jay. 710 00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:41,893 I've seen it, what people are willing to do for Her. 711 00:40:41,894 --> 00:40:43,194 You're calling It Her now? 712 00:40:43,195 --> 00:40:44,733 Well, It, whatever. 713 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:47,530 It... I'm telling you, It's powerful. 714 00:40:48,156 --> 00:40:50,449 Then I guess it's a good thing you're going to smite It. 715 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:53,040 What is happening? I don't like this. I don't like being forced. 716 00:40:54,826 --> 00:40:56,576 I would never force you to do anything. 717 00:40:56,644 --> 00:41:00,632 Really? Then why do I have to find the Holy goddamn Grail... 718 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:04,297 In order to take out the target you gave me? 719 00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:10,499 I didn't give you the name, Simone. 720 00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:12,681 The Boss did. 721 00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:16,892 I said to stay away from It, and this is why. 722 00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:19,019 What? What's why? 723 00:41:19,235 --> 00:41:21,776 You've only been out of the convent one day, 724 00:41:22,494 --> 00:41:25,539 and It's already got you doubting me, doubting us. 725 00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:31,089 Now you say, "I don't doubt us." 726 00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:39,135 Why did you become a nun, Simone? 727 00:41:41,751 --> 00:41:43,878 Because I fell in love with you. 728 00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:47,256 And what did you say... 729 00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:50,051 when I proposed to you? 730 00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,471 I said, "My dad will pay for the wedding 731 00:41:54,472 --> 00:41:56,725 if yours covers the rehearsal dinner." 732 00:41:58,601 --> 00:42:00,201 Simone... 733 00:42:00,645 --> 00:42:02,441 what did you actually say? 734 00:42:05,681 --> 00:42:07,266 I said, "Yes." 735 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:12,032 "Yes, Jesus." 736 00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:33,399 Wherever you go, 737 00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:35,743 I will be there also. 738 00:42:36,584 --> 00:42:38,301 I will go before your face; 739 00:42:38,322 --> 00:42:39,832 I will be on your right hand 740 00:42:39,853 --> 00:42:41,961 and on your left, bearing you up. 741 00:42:43,104 --> 00:42:44,646 But occasionally, 742 00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:47,836 you may need help kicking someone in the knees. 743 00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:50,850 And that, I cannot do. 744 00:43:12,842 --> 00:43:14,135 Clara, huh? 745 00:43:15,148 --> 00:43:16,149 Clara. 746 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,156 Wiley's back. 747 00:43:36,413 --> 00:43:38,659 Oh, yeah? How's he doing? 748 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:40,077 He's a mess. 749 00:43:41,072 --> 00:43:44,735 Ah, sounds like you two could really use each other. 750 00:44:05,502 --> 00:44:07,058 Bye, honey. 751 00:44:25,305 --> 00:44:26,668 Hi. 752 00:44:27,117 --> 00:44:28,410 I lied. 753 00:44:29,210 --> 00:44:30,491 About what? 754 00:44:30,512 --> 00:44:32,963 It did give me a clue. 755 00:44:32,964 --> 00:44:34,798 It's a phone number 756 00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:36,175 on a queen of hearts. 757 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:38,794 I'm gonna call it, and I want you and the geek squad 758 00:44:38,795 --> 00:44:40,689 to track it and record it. 759 00:44:40,690 --> 00:44:42,154 Hey, guys! 760 00:44:42,686 --> 00:44:44,772 I need a trace record stat! 761 00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:46,326 Okay, what's the number? 762 00:44:46,327 --> 00:44:48,145 - +44... - +44... 763 00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:49,757 - 207... - 207... 764 00:44:49,758 --> 00:44:51,683 - 946... - 946... 765 00:44:51,684 --> 00:44:54,068 - 0107. - 0107. 766 00:44:54,069 --> 00:44:56,308 Okay, we're gonna merge into this line. 767 00:44:56,309 --> 00:44:57,750 We're gonna dial from our end. 768 00:44:57,783 --> 00:44:59,211 It's gonna show up as a Bolivian number 769 00:44:59,232 --> 00:45:00,239 - on their end. - Wiley? 770 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,533 - Yeah? - I don't care. 771 00:45:01,534 --> 00:45:03,278 Cool. Let's roll. 772 00:45:11,127 --> 00:45:12,611 Hello? 773 00:45:13,171 --> 00:45:17,049 Hi, I'm looking for the Grail. 774 00:45:17,151 --> 00:45:19,028 The Holy one. 775 00:45:20,762 --> 00:45:22,130 Who is this? 776 00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:24,212 Hello? 777 00:45:24,872 --> 00:45:26,623 This is Clara. 778 00:45:27,047 --> 00:45:28,630 It's me, Clara. 779 00:45:28,631 --> 00:45:30,270 My God, Clara? 780 00:45:30,271 --> 00:45:32,284 I didn't even recognize your voice. 781 00:45:32,305 --> 00:45:34,692 This is wonderful. Where are you? 782 00:45:34,892 --> 00:45:35,892 I... 783 00:45:36,321 --> 00:45:37,982 Where are you? 784 00:45:39,656 --> 00:45:41,090 Who is this? 785 00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:42,991 Um... 786 00:45:44,668 --> 00:45:46,002 Who's Clara? 787 00:45:48,331 --> 00:45:50,685 It was written on the card. 788 00:45:51,076 --> 00:45:52,516 Guys, I need a location. 789 00:45:52,588 --> 00:45:53,672 We're working on it. 790 00:45:54,754 --> 00:45:56,206 Hey, Wiley. 791 00:45:56,673 --> 00:45:58,174 Yeah, I'm here. 792 00:45:59,244 --> 00:46:01,537 I did not catch cards to get my parents to love me. 793 00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:03,597 I did it 'cause I was fucking good at it. 794 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,759 - We got a hit! - Talk to me. 795 00:46:06,803 --> 00:46:08,873 Looks like a residential flat in Hackney. 796 00:46:08,935 --> 00:46:10,310 Number's in London. 797 00:46:10,973 --> 00:46:13,012 Then I guess we're going to London. 798 00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:15,024 We? 799 00:46:15,155 --> 00:46:17,523 Yes, we, as in you and me. 800 00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:20,209 Keep the bro hive far away from me. 801 00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:22,541 And as you may remember, 802 00:46:22,542 --> 00:46:24,604 I have never been out of the country, 803 00:46:24,605 --> 00:46:26,827 so I'm gonna need a passport. 804 00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:29,371 Well, we got a guy. 805 00:46:29,457 --> 00:46:31,584 And make sure it says Simone on it. 806 00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,377 You good? 807 00:47:16,378 --> 00:47:19,672 Brother, that rig is perfect. 808 00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:21,798 Yo, I was worried after the horse exploded, 809 00:47:21,799 --> 00:47:23,898 but I promise you, we used Play-Doh, so... 810 00:47:23,899 --> 00:47:25,616 I didn't ask for excuses, JDS. 811 00:47:25,617 --> 00:47:27,100 All right, sure, boss. I'm sorry. 812 00:47:27,101 --> 00:47:28,702 - We need to move. - All right. 813 00:47:28,973 --> 00:47:30,392 Nice work. 814 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,049 Fucking amazing, mate! 815 00:47:35,050 --> 00:47:37,606 You're a legend! She took the phone. 816 00:47:37,607 --> 00:47:39,441 - You got her. - Yeah. 817 00:47:39,673 --> 00:47:41,068 She's in. 818 00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:42,654 She's in! 819 00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:56,440 Guess it's my lucky day. 820 00:47:58,093 --> 00:48:03,093 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -