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Hey. How was your big
date night with Maya?

2
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Didn't happen.

3
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Oh, what?

4
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You were so excited for
the full sensory experience

5
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of unprotected sex.

6
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Yeah. I was very excited to
test drive my new vasectomy.

7
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Unfortunately, my son Danny,
AKA the libido killer,

8
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came in with a, "soy elbow."

9
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You guys should just get
a hotel room and go nuts.

10
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Is that a real suggestion?

11
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That's something that you think
is in the realm of reality for me?

12
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Okay. God, you're so cranky.

13
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- Just have sex already. You are cranky!
- I'm not cranky, I'm just...

14
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- I'm just telling you what the reality is.
- That is what that is, is cranky.

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All available trucks respond.

16
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Report of a loose goose.

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Loose goose.

18
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The bird just arrived
in port from Hong Kong

19
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and needs to be quarantined
for possible avian flu.

20
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So this call is...

21
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A wild goose chase.

22
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The address is...

23
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1414 Hollingshead Avenue.

24
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- Truck 12 responding.
- Truck 8 responding.

25
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We got dibs.

26
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No. Actually, we have dibs.

27
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You guys got the last animal metaphor.

28
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Remember the elephant in the
room at the crazy bar mitzvah?

29
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Mm hmm.

30
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You guys got the one down
by the docks, the red herring.

31
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No, no, no. That turned out to be nothing.

32
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Go! Go, go, go, go, go! Go! Go!

33
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- There's a car in front of me.
- Go around!

34
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I'm gonna take Highland,
we're just around the corner.

35
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I was gonna say take Highland.

36
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Hey everyone.

37
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Just a reminder, we're doing
our animal adoption today

38
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so I'll need at least one team
back at the office.

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Get out of the way!

40
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Move! We're gonna miss this.

41
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Please do not cross over
the mid line of the seat.

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Truck 8 at the scene.
We have eyes on the goose.

43
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Repeat, we have eyes on the goose.

44
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Yeehaw!

45
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Truck 12 returning to precinct
for animal adoption day.

46
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Okay. Please don't say it like that, Frank.

47
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It's a big community event.

48
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Oh my God, that honk
just gave me goosebumps.

49
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We really got your goose on this one.

50
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That's a lot of puns.

51
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Frank, this goose is officially cooked.

52
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Nice.

53
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- Come here, buddy. We got you.
- Come on. No need to run.

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- Okay.
- Come here.

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sync and corrections by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com

56
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Today only,
free spay and neuter

57
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with any adoption.

58
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Hey.

59
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Hi. I really like this rooster.

60
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They are a big responsibility
if they're a pet.

61
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- Where do you live?
- I'm in the dorms.

62
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Ooh. Could I interest you in something else?

63
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Maybe a turtle or a long novel?

64
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- Um...
- What's up Precinct 22?

65
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Hey Rick! How you doing, buddy?

66
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Better now. I love adoption day.

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Wait a minute.

68
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- There's something different about you.
- Oh, is there?

69
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Whoop!

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You got a new ear!

71
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This one's from Denmark.

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It was waiting on my doorstep this morning,

73
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snapped right into place.

74
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- Who's this guy?
- Oh, this is Toby. Fresh out of a bath.

75
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I brushed his teeth with
liver-flavored toothpaste,

76
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which feels like a lateral move breath-wise.

77
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Let's find this boy a home.

78
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This is the best dog in the house.

79
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Toby and I actually started
here the same week.

80
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Oh, that's great. Where's Emily?

81
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Ah, in her office.

82
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Don't you wanna hear more
stories about the dog?

83
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They're boring as hell.

84
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Good morning. Just wanted to pop my head in

85
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and say hi on the big day.

86
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Okay. You just say "hey"
whenever you're ready.

87
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Oh, hi. Uh, sorry, sorry.

88
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Thanks for stopping by.

89
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I'm just... I'm kind of alarmed
right now just because of...

90
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Hey, is that a new...?

91
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Ear? Yeah.

92
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- It's nice.
- Thank you. It was not cheap.

93
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- Oh.
- So, uh... what's so alarming?

94
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I just...

95
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Um... the inventory is off.
Something is missing.

96
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Don't sweat it.
Most of the big stuff is insured.

97
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The smaller stuff often times shows up.

98
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It's a tranquilizer dart.

99
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Got it. You will have
to have that back today.

100
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It's a dart full of a federally
regulated drug.

101
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I could totally get fired for this, right?

102
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You got this. You're gonna track it down.

103
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And if you want,

104
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I can stay and help out with adoption day.

105
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That would be amazing. Thank you.

106
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You think it's possible
that someone on staff took it?

107
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Take a tranquilizer dart
filled with Ketamine?

108
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No.

109
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Wait. Yes. There is one
incredibly logical person.

110
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Oh yeah, here we go.

111
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Emily.

112
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Hey. Do you have a sec?

113
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You can't outrun me, goose!

114
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Yeah.

115
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I don't really know how to get
into this so, um...

116
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do you know anything about
a missing tranquilizer dart?

117
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Uh... no I don't. Why?

118
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I did my inventory early and it's off

119
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and I know with your
recreational drug use...

120
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Are you accusing me of mainlining a dart?

121
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No!

122
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It's just I've heard you mention
Ketamine specifically before.

123
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I don't think that's accurate.

124
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Are you kidding me?!

125
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You said sex on Ketamine
is like boinking on a cloud.

126
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No, that doesn't sound
like something I would say.

127
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And then when you went to Idaho,

128
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you came back and you said,

129
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you know what the best thing
about Boise is... Ketamine.

130
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Might I remind you, you stole drugs from me.

131
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Because I thought they were chocolates.

132
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So you claim.

133
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But maybe you should put
yourself on the suspect list.

134
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Okay, this is not constructive.

135
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Let's just forget this
conversation happened.

136
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So close!

137
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Not sure you can unring
that bell but, yeah, I'll try.

138
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How'd your call go?
Did you have a nice chat?

139
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Yeah, great. I just need to make one more.

140
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Keep him cornered.

141
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Take your time.
I'll keep chasing the goose by myself.

142
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Hello?

143
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We have a problem.

144
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Emily knows about the missing
tranquilizer dart.

145
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Just one second.

146
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Okay.

147
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How? She doesn't do inventory
until the end of the month.

148
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I thought we had a few more
weeks to find a replacement.

149
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Yeah, well she did it early.

150
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Why? Does that nerd think
she's going to get extra credit?

151
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Ah, Darlene. Just one more sec.

152
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Does she suspect us?

153
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No, not yet.
But it's only a matter of time

154
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before she finds out we used it
on the mountain lion.

155
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You do know it has a name, right?

156
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C-38. Man, you're so weird about him.

157
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Yeah, well if this goes up
the chain, he gets euthanized.

158
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Yeah, and I will get deported,

159
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which is even more tragic because I'm human.

160
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Okay. I thought your guy at the zoo
was gonna steal us a dart.

161
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He's not responding to my messages.

162
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Shocker that your black market
Ketamine connection is a flake.

163
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And why did you have to tranq him?

164
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He was lunging at us.
We'd both be dead if I didn't.

165
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Man, Emily's all over this thing.

166
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I'm gonna have to find a way

167
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to distract her at the office.

168
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Maybe send her on a wild
goose chase of her own.

169
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It's a real shame you said that, Frank.

170
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Do you think you could track down a dart

171
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- by the end of the day?
- Yeah. Sure. I'm on it.

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- Okay.
- Bye.

173
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Victoria!

174
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What?!

175
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Emily... can I talk to you for a second?

176
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Yeah. Um, just one sec.

177
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Hey.

178
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Hey, uh, Victoria told me
all about the missing dart

179
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and I'm sure you are all over it

180
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but I just wanna let you know

181
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that I'm here if you need any help.

182
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Thanks. You're gesturing
a lot with that turtle.

183
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Oh. Right.

184
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Darlene, hey. Congratulations
on your adoption.

185
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And remember, they live 80 years.

186
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So, are you gonna run
some kind of investigation?

187
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Probably.

188
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Yeah. Do you have any
interrogation experience?

189
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No. I actually hate making
people feel uncomfortable.

190
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I love making people uncomfortable.

191
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So we should team up.
A little good cop, nervous cop?

192
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Uh... yeah, okay. Yeah, sure, thanks.

193
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Yeah, I can already see the flop sweat.

194
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You are a natural at this.

195
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What?

196
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No.

197
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He sure does seem affectionate.

198
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Oh yeah, he's a great dog.

199
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He's very loving, smart,
house broken, had all his shots.

200
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He is the full package.

201
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Well... maybe not full. He's fixed.

202
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We've got a big yard for him
to run around in.

203
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Three acres, all fenced.

204
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Three acres? Take me home.

205
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Well, we'd love to fill out an application.

206
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Oh yeah? Absolutely.
But first we should talk anal glands.

207
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His need to be expressed regularly

208
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and he is not a big fan of the process.

209
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Okay. Sure.

210
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It's a full sensory experience

211
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and you gotta wear clothes
you're not afraid to throw away.

212
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And that has to happen weekly.

213
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Yeah. We're, um...

214
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we're gonna take a lap and think about it.

215
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Oh. Are you sure?

216
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Okay. I know it's a big decision,

217
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I'm just not sure he'll be here
when you come to your senses.

218
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Thought you had 'em.

219
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Yeah.

220
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Gotta work on your closing game.

221
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Hey.

222
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Hey guys. What's up?

223
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Unfortunately there's a situation.

224
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There's a tranq dart missing.

225
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Oh my God.

226
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Yeah, and considering the fact

227
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that we keep the darts in here,
we came to see you.

228
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If you're trying to find out
who's been in the exam room

229
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can't you just look through
the video footage?

230
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What? What?

231
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The bear is a camera.

232
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It is?

233
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Yeah. I have to record
everything that happens here

234
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per the State Board of Veterinary Medicine.

235
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Yeah, but a toy bear?

236
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Talk to the City.

237
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I've been trying to get a new
camera for over a year now.

238
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It's definitely on my to-do list.

239
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Unfortunately watching any of this footage

240
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is a real can of worms, privacy-wise.

241
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There's First Amendment issues,
Third Amendment issues.

242
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Isn't Third Amendment no
soldier shall be quartered

243
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in a house during peacetime?

244
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- Yeah.
- Look, it just all goes to privacy.

245
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,009
Am I being overly cautious? Perhaps.

246
00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,276
Now, I'm gonna go to the bathroom

247
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,347
and then we'll dive right in
and start violating some rights.

248
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:09,982
There's a video.

249
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,284
- What?
- Colette's got a teddy bear cam.

250
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,153
So, there's footage of me
taking the tranq dart?

251
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,487
Yeah, unless you wore a disguise.

252
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- Where are you?
- I'm on the toilet.

253
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'Kay.

254
00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:20,827
Look, I'm gonna have to find
a way to delete that footage.

255
00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:21,828
Did you get the dart?

256
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:22,895
Not yet, I've struck out everywhere.

257
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,989
- But I have one more card to play.
- Bye.

258
00:09:24,990 --> 00:09:27,534
We need to get
back into sync here. Victoria!

259
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,336
Victoria!

260
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,571
And if you get to my rank
you don't have to do this.

261
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,208
Oh, hello Kiwi.

262
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,810
I'm cashing in my favor.

263
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,978
Really?

264
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,213
Yeah. I need a tranquilizer dart
and I need it today.

265
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,548
Yeah, I can't possibly...

266
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,483
Really? You said you'd do anything.

267
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,185
Hey, I'm still trying to figure
out what you were doing

268
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,854
in that Tacoma dinner theater that night.

269
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,355
Yeah, and I still don't know
what you were doing

270
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,923
in an amateur production of Hair.

271
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,192
But in exchange for handing
over the full-frontal footage,

272
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,762
you gave me a check, and I'm cashing it in.

273
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,330
Alright. I see your little game. I'll play.

274
00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,565
I'll see what I can do.

275
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:00,867
That's what I thought.

276
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:03,903
You all good?

277
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,538
I see you've met Toby.

278
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,674
He's so friendly.

279
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,608
I know. He's the greatest dog.

280
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,511
Looks like he's border collie
and some cattle dog.

281
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,113
Sounds like you really know your dogs.

282
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,083
Yeah, I used to train them
in my Special Ops unit in Afghanistan.

283
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,117
Cool.

284
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,551
Toby seems great.
Can we start an application?

285
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:22,255
Absolutely. Yeah.
Just sit right here for me.

286
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,391
I just have a few questions for you.

287
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,592
In case of deployment,

288
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,627
who would be Toby's primary caretaker?

289
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,963
- My wife.
- Your wife. And where is she today?

290
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,800
- She's at work.
- And work is?

291
00:10:32,801 --> 00:10:34,466
- Real estate.
- Real estate.

292
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,567
Mm hmm.

293
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,737
Volatile.

294
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,740
Okay, let's talk alcohol consumption.

295
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,209
How many glasses would you say
you have a week?

296
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,612
We'll start with you and then
we'll get to your wife.

297
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,481
We're gonna keep looking. Let's go, Otis.

298
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,583
No!

299
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,053
I only had a few questions left.

300
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,790
He clearly has a drinking problem.

301
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,126
Okay. Nothing, nothing, nothing.

302
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,660
There's Kyle the tech wearing headphones,

303
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,729
doing a little dance.

304
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,463
That's embarrassing for him.

305
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,132
Nothing. Nothing.

306
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,135
Oh, me coming in for a second.
Zipping through that.

307
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,670
Wait, wait. What are you doing?

308
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,605
Oh. I was just getting supplies.

309
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,941
Moving along, that's boring.

310
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,809
Ooh. No, no, no. Frank, stop.

311
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,845
Are you doing formaldehyde curls?

312
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,748
No, I'm just checking the... Yes, I was.

313
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,015
We have a gym on site.

314
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,151
Those are exactly 27 pounds apiece.

315
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,826
- It's a very specific workout...
- Wait. You're not gonna...

316
00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:28,155
- for vascularity.
- take off your... wow.

317
00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,851
- Oh... Frank, come on.
- You know what?

318
00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:31,483
No. You know what?
I was just fast-forwarding.

319
00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:32,842
It's a very warm room.

320
00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,772
It's like a hot yoga room practically.

321
00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:36,678
You know, I feel like my rights
have been violated.

322
00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:38,164
Okay. I... I'm taking over.

323
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,999
You've lost keyboard privileges.

324
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,934
- Yeah. I don't even want it.
- Go.

325
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,789
Probably lost exam room privileges as well.

326
00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:45,820
Definitely.

327
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,608
Okay, moving on from that.

328
00:11:52,196 --> 00:11:54,836
_

329
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,065
What the hell is that?

330
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,305
Oh no!

331
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,081
Where are you?

332
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,420
There you are. And... delete.

333
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,389
And there I am.

334
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,524
You're a monster, Frank.

335
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:42,929
A swole, fully jacked... monster.

336
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,364
Save.

337
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,436
We got him cornered. Okay. You go that way.

338
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,530
Ready. Set.

339
00:12:52,532 --> 00:12:53,705
- Go!
- Be right back.

340
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,442
Where are you going?

341
00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:57,609
We had the son of a bitch cornered!

342
00:13:01,628 --> 00:13:02,715
Here you are.

343
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:03,716
A newspaper.

344
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,584
Where did you even get that, a newsie?

345
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:06,752
Okay, we're square now. Got it?

346
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,786
Yeah. We're square.

347
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,389
What, what, what... shht! What's it for?

348
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,791
- None of your...
- Shht! You can tell me, you can tell me.

349
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,626
- Please, go now.
- You can tell me.

350
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,627
A leopard?

351
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,961
- Seriously?
- A leopard?

352
00:13:16,986 --> 00:13:18,211
A leopard?

353
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,203
Okay.

354
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,405
We did it!

355
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,606
We got the goose!

356
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,108
No. I... I did it. You did nothing.

357
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,576
Now make yourself useful,

358
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,078
take a picture of me with my bounty.

359
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,960
- Here. Look at that.
- You got him?

360
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,219
We're like best friends.

361
00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:43,596
_

362
00:13:51,884 --> 00:13:53,768
_

363
00:13:58,978 --> 00:14:02,666
_

364
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:10,082
Hey. Um... I found something.

365
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,418
It's bad.

366
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,090
I told you it doesn't look good.

367
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,292
No, it doesn't.

368
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,165
- Hey, Patel.
- Frank!

369
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,833
Can we talk for a sec?

370
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,469
Oh, I'm very popular today.
Emily wants to chat too.

371
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,473
There's footage of you covering
the camera in the exam room.

372
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,708
Please tell me it stayed covered.

373
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,843
It did.

374
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,278
What were you doing in there?

375
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,514
Ah... I can't say it out loud.

376
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,291
I masturbated in the exam room.

377
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,994
- What?
- Shh!

378
00:14:53,995 --> 00:14:56,628
Uh... please explain.

379
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,230
When someone gets a vasectomy, the chamber,

380
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,831
it has to be cleared no less than 40 times

381
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,568
prior to having unprotected sex.

382
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,137
Now as you know, last night
was a very special date night

383
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,305
for me, but I got to work

384
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,141
and I realized I was one shy on my count.

385
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,343
And you have that heightened
fertility, right?

386
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,811
Exactly. I couldn't risk it.

387
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,247
So I went to the exam room
where I know there are locks

388
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,682
and that's where I...

389
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,684
- Okay.
- Of course, it was all for naught

390
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,087
'cause Danny stormed in on us
last night like the vice squad.

391
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,476
So what am I supposed to do?

392
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:24,625
Should I just, like...
do I need to confess to Emily?

393
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:25,687
- No.
- No. Don't.

394
00:15:25,712 --> 00:15:27,165
That's a tough one to spin.

395
00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:28,727
So what, am I gonna get fired?

396
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,929
- It's not great.
- What, 'cause I love my wife?

397
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,618
- No.
- You had a wank.

398
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:33,703
At work.

399
00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:34,900
But we won't let that happen.

400
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,203
- Nuh-uh.
- Why was she even looking at the footage?

401
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,737
Because there's a missing tranq dart.

402
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,871
And she thinks I took it?

403
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,373
But you didn't because we know who did.

404
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,175
- Who?
- It doesn't matter who took it.

405
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,776
Just know that it was done
for the most heroic

406
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,447
and noble reasons and he, or she...

407
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,450
Or they... will go down as legends.

408
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,951
One day the tale will be told.

409
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,387
But for now, I actually think there's a way

410
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,390
that this could work for you
and that other party.

411
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,625
Other party... you mean you guys?

412
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,959
- No.
- It's not us.

413
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,461
- Yeah, you guys are the other party.
- Nuh-uh.

414
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,595
- Nope.
- Sounds like you.

415
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,905
- No.
- It's not.

416
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,265
Well, whoever it is, I'm in.
And I know it's you guys.

417
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,436
He's a special guy, isn't he?

418
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,537
He really is.

419
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,272
I can't believe nobody wanted him.

420
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,941
Is that really accurate?
That no one wanted him?

421
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:16,975
What do you mean?

422
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,711
I wanna play you something.

423
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:24,617
Wassup! Wassup!

424
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,087
Did you, like, record the commercial?

425
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,721
Wassup!

426
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,891
No. That's a bird. My bird, Emilio.

427
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,960
He has said that phrase every time

428
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,464
I've walked in the door
for the past 16 years.

429
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,599
Wassup!

430
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,069
Emilio was here in the shelter
when I was a rookie

431
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,803
and I became attached.

432
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,105
There were some people who wanted him

433
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,408
but I kept finding ways to sabotage it.

434
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,843
So, you think I ruined things
for Toby on purpose?

435
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,612
I think you have a huge heart,

436
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,614
and you just need some guardrails.

437
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,285
This job will eat you up if you
get too invested in the animals.

438
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,587
Wassup!

439
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,622
That's the last one.

440
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,191
Who's this guy?

441
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,993
Careful, he sleep bites.

442
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,661
Shred.

443
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,098
Sorry. Disregard. Do you wanna say hi?

444
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,200
- Yeah.
- His name's Toby.

445
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,768
Hi Toby.

446
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,972
- Would you like to fill out an application?
- Yeah.

447
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,007
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

448
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,676
He's a really good boy.

449
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,115
Patel has something he wants to say.

450
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,350
Go ahead.

451
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,018
I took the tranq from the closet.

452
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,386
Oh, Patel.

453
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,888
Tell her everything,
it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

454
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,791
It was last week.

455
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,892
Victoria was sick,

456
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,362
and I wish to God it weren't true, but...

457
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:47,899
I hit the sauce, Emily.
Both Arby's and horsey.

458
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,735
I was three beef and cheddars deep

459
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,672
and between all the extra sauces
and melted cheese...

460
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,073
I sauced my gun.

461
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,309
So, of course, then I took it
apart to clean it,

462
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,045
and forgot to put the dart back in.

463
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,548
When I realized my mistake,
I ran back to the park

464
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,150
but there's no dart.

465
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,817
So, the dart is still missing?

466
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,553
Or is it?

467
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,388
I heard that story and I followed a hunch.

468
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,391
And as I suspected, it rained
on the night of the 23rd.

469
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,692
A real downpour.

470
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,195
Okay. It's Seattle, it's not that unusual.

471
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,230
I sent Victoria back
to the scene of the crime

472
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,432
where she discovered...

473
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,701
The dart.

474
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,537
Bulls eye. Just like in darts.

475
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,738
It was in the storm drain.

476
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,607
Where it had been
washed away by the rain.

477
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,719
Case closed.

478
00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:33,379
Emily, your witness. So... case reopened.

479
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,381
Yeah.

480
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,283
Okay.

481
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,186
Well, the dart is back so
the inventory will be reconciled

482
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:43,422
and I guess that is the most
important thing.

483
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,291
Yeah! A real happy ending.

484
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,592
I'm so sorry.

485
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,194
Yeah, I appreciate that.

486
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:52,564
But I am still obligated
to take disciplinary action.

487
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,435
So you are suspended for a week.

488
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,538
Well, that's harsh.

489
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,308
Didn't see that coming.

490
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,741
I'm sorry, buddy.

491
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,810
But as your union representative,

492
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,578
I think the collective bargaining agreement

493
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,146
is pretty clear.

494
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,449
That suspension's with pay, correct?

495
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,483
That is correct.

496
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,221
He just is not allowed
to come into work at all.

497
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:18,056
Not even to catch up on paperwork?

498
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,292
Okay, we're done here.

499
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,794
Okay.

500
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,947
- Rough day?
- Very rough day.

501
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,283
Did I ever tell you about
my amazing air vent?

502
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,351
I don't think so.

503
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,352
No?

504
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,323
Just to sterilize dog bites obviously.

505
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,992
That was here the whole time?

506
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,696
Thank you, uh, by the way for today.

507
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,832
You were like a superhero out there.

508
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,034
You got, like, eight dogs adopted.

509
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,103
Yeah. Sometimes I miss this job.

510
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,806
I mean, don't get me wrong,
I also like being independently wealthy.

511
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,708
But I love the camaraderie.

512
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,613
So...

513
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,982
Did you get your situation resolved?

514
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,484
You still look a little haunted.

515
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,520
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

516
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:21,620
What do you do when you're pretty sure

517
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,854
a couple of your employees

518
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,490
are feeding you a complete load of bull,

519
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,057
but you're scared to call them on it,

520
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,192
'cause if you do

521
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,194
they could actually get
in pretty serious trouble?

522
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,962
Well this seems very hypothetical.

523
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,165
- Yeah.
- It's not always black and white,

524
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,234
sometimes what's technically
the right thing to do

525
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,704
isn't what's best for the precinct.

526
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,433
- It's a tough one.
- Yeah.

527
00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:43,309
And it's not like I can talk
to anyone on the staff about it.

528
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,344
No.

529
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:49,181
It's kinda lonely being the boss.

530
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,583
I know exactly how you're feeling.

531
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,686
Yeah, it seems like you do. Like, a lot.

532
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,159
Wassup?

533
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,894
Remember? 'Cause your bird.

534
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,029
I remember.

535
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,732
Yeah. Anyway, I found Toby a home.

536
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,935
He's about to leave.
Do you guys wanna come say goodbye?

537
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,004
- Yeah, yeah.
- Totally.

538
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:13,271
Yes.

539
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,376
The family's a little sketchy
but I'm learning to let go.

540
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:21,347
? Let the midnight special ?

541
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:25,083
? Shine the light on me ?

542
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,387
? Let the midnight special ?

543
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,584
? Shine the ever-loving light on me ?

544
00:21:31,609 --> 00:21:32,583
Go Amit.

545
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:34,810
Baby, block out your calendar
for the next seven minutes,

546
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,216
'cause there's a storm coming.

547
00:21:39,022 --> 00:21:43,000
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