1 00:00:06,490 --> 00:00:09,249 Okay, babe, first candidate should be here any minute. 2 00:00:09,251 --> 00:00:10,325 Is the coffee ready? 3 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:11,993 The tea kettle is charged. 4 00:00:11,995 --> 00:00:13,661 English breakfast, herbal tea, 5 00:00:13,663 --> 00:00:17,499 green tea, decaf, and regular. 6 00:00:17,501 --> 00:00:19,259 Hey, are we sure these pretzel sticks are vegan? 7 00:00:19,261 --> 00:00:21,169 I think so. Is one of the candidates vegan? 8 00:00:21,171 --> 00:00:23,022 Well, with the priestess, I have to assume. 9 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:25,599 I don't wanna offend her, you know. 10 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:27,601 I'm worried you're putting too much pressure on this. 11 00:00:27,603 --> 00:00:28,935 Uh... 12 00:00:28,937 --> 00:00:30,011 No, I am not. 13 00:00:30,589 --> 00:00:33,866 This officiant is gonna unite us in front of God 14 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:36,965 for the rest of our lives. I mean, it is a big deal. 15 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:39,675 Okay. Yeah, but the right person will find us. 16 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,689 You just have to be yourself and not worry. 17 00:00:41,691 --> 00:00:44,293 And if she doesn't want a pretzel stick, she won't eat it. 18 00:00:45,362 --> 00:00:46,453 Because you think they're not vegan. 19 00:00:46,455 --> 00:00:48,363 I knew it. It's a stupid idea. 20 00:00:48,365 --> 00:00:49,697 I'm gonna throw these out. 21 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:51,009 Hey. 22 00:00:51,034 --> 00:00:52,200 Look at me. 23 00:00:52,202 --> 00:00:54,702 This is supposed to be fun, alright? 24 00:00:54,704 --> 00:00:56,263 Everything will be okay. 25 00:00:56,949 --> 00:00:58,390 Okay. 26 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,623 Let's have some fun. 27 00:00:59,648 --> 00:01:01,393 Mazel tov on the engagement. 28 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,304 Rabbi Finkel, thank you for coming. 29 00:01:04,306 --> 00:01:05,432 Of course. 30 00:01:05,457 --> 00:01:07,624 So should we call you Pastor Savard 31 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:08,789 or Pastor Nicole? 32 00:01:08,814 --> 00:01:09,860 Oh, Nicole's fine. 33 00:01:09,885 --> 00:01:11,994 Amethyst, or goddess, if you prefer. 34 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,147 It's very nice to meet you, Amethyst. 35 00:01:14,149 --> 00:01:15,240 Can we call you Tom? 36 00:01:15,265 --> 00:01:16,742 Uh, Reverend Tom, if you don't mind. 37 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:21,138 I didn't go to divinity school for seven years to be just Tom. 38 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:25,992 If I may say, you two both have radiant auras. 39 00:01:25,994 --> 00:01:27,902 - Why, thank you. - I've always been 40 00:01:27,904 --> 00:01:28,979 blessed with second sight. 41 00:01:28,981 --> 00:01:30,589 Are those pretzel sticks? 42 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,632 Yeah. 43 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:43,084 Are-are you sure you're okay with officiating a wedding for, 44 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:44,172 you know, folks like us? 45 00:01:44,197 --> 00:01:46,663 Who's to say a nice young Jewish boy 46 00:01:46,665 --> 00:01:51,259 couldn't find love with a handsome Catholic? 47 00:01:51,261 --> 00:01:52,611 We're a Side A church. 48 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,930 That means that we believe all loving relationships 49 00:01:55,932 --> 00:01:57,765 are equal in the eyes of God. 50 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:58,892 That's really beautiful. 51 00:01:58,894 --> 00:02:01,345 I brought you a few scripture passages 52 00:02:01,347 --> 00:02:04,331 on the subject that I think would be great for you to read. 53 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:06,350 Hmm. 54 00:02:06,352 --> 00:02:11,130 Yours is a cool blue of a sage. 55 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,857 Yours is a fiery, passionate red. 56 00:02:13,859 --> 00:02:15,359 And when you come together, 57 00:02:15,361 --> 00:02:18,862 your couple aura turns into a prismatic... 58 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:19,972 Purple? 59 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,214 Do you have the sight, too? 60 00:02:21,216 --> 00:02:24,292 No, I'm just familiar with the color wheel. 61 00:02:24,294 --> 00:02:27,053 The passage I recommend for same-sex unions is 62 00:02:27,055 --> 00:02:29,982 "Ani L'Dodi V'Dodi Li." 63 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:31,299 I am my beloved's... 64 00:02:31,301 --> 00:02:34,211 - And my beloved is mine. - Yes. 65 00:02:34,213 --> 00:02:36,471 I guess something stuck from Hebrew school. 66 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:39,049 And people don't always like to hear it. 67 00:02:39,051 --> 00:02:41,160 But sometimes love isn't enough. 68 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:44,145 Marriage is the greatest commitment you'll ever make. 69 00:02:44,147 --> 00:02:46,165 Especially for you boys. 70 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,725 You'll be joined together for eternity. 71 00:02:48,727 --> 00:02:50,151 Burning in hell. 72 00:02:50,153 --> 00:02:51,313 - Wow. - Hmm. 73 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,858 Thanks for the heads up, Tom. 74 00:02:52,883 --> 00:02:53,897 Yep. 75 00:02:53,922 --> 00:02:56,008 - If I may offer a piece of advice? - Yeah. 76 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,492 Don't listen to the noise. 77 00:02:57,494 --> 00:03:00,012 And believe me, there will be a lot of noise. 78 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:02,014 Ho, ho, ho. Ha, ha, ha. 79 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:04,165 He, he, he. Me, me, me. 80 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:05,926 Dee, dee. He, he, he. 81 00:03:05,928 --> 00:03:09,079 Me, me, me. Thee, thee, thee. 82 00:03:09,081 --> 00:03:10,430 You available on the 26th? 83 00:03:10,432 --> 00:03:14,084 I don't believe in the Christian calendar. Or time. 84 00:03:14,086 --> 00:03:16,862 So all that's left to do now is to enroll you 85 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:17,938 in some classes. 86 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:20,348 - Some classes? - To convert, of course. 87 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:22,517 I don't like to force anything on anyone, 88 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:25,262 but I always ask my couples to have 89 00:03:25,264 --> 00:03:28,098 the big, difficult conversations now 90 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,208 before you get married. 91 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,825 About work, finances, romance. 92 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:34,926 Oh, trust me, we've had all of the difficult conversations. 93 00:03:34,951 --> 00:03:36,192 And what about kids? 94 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,550 - We're not gonna have kids. - Can't wait to have them. 95 00:03:40,362 --> 00:03:41,470 What? 96 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,000 *CREDITS* 97 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,466 So who's your leading contender? 98 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,427 I'll be honest, Amethyst had my vote 99 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:52,272 right up until the moment she said I had a blue aura. 100 00:03:53,976 --> 00:03:55,567 Everybody knows it's emerald green. 101 00:03:56,628 --> 00:03:59,053 Are we seriously not gonna talk about this, Carlos? 102 00:03:59,055 --> 00:04:00,630 Talk about what? 103 00:04:00,632 --> 00:04:03,817 The gaping chasm that just opened up between us? 104 00:04:03,819 --> 00:04:05,802 There's no gaping chasm. 105 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,305 Carlos, since when do you not wanna have kids? 106 00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:10,398 Since when did I ever say I did? 107 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,476 I don't know, I-I guess I just assumed. 108 00:04:12,478 --> 00:04:14,811 You also assumed I didn't have a wife. 109 00:04:14,813 --> 00:04:16,070 You're so funny. 110 00:04:16,072 --> 00:04:17,422 How have we never had this conversation? 111 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,758 I don't know. It's not something I've been thinking about. 112 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,076 Plus, we've been busy working, 113 00:04:22,078 --> 00:04:23,095 trying to have a little fun 114 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:26,172 when we're not in comas or being abducted. 115 00:04:26,174 --> 00:04:28,267 Yeah, but you... you love kids, Carlos. 116 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,102 I love other people's kids. 117 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:33,330 Okay. What about your nephews and nieces 118 00:04:33,332 --> 00:04:36,166 or-or Captain Vega's twins or baby Charlie? 119 00:04:36,168 --> 00:04:38,018 All other people's kids. 120 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,611 Yeah, but you're so great with them. 121 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,854 Thank you. 122 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:42,022 I'm also great with horses. 123 00:04:42,024 --> 00:04:43,323 Something else you probably didn't know. 124 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:46,860 TK, I just want us to have a chance to be us. 125 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:49,272 There are so many things I still wanna do with you. 126 00:04:49,297 --> 00:04:50,630 I wanna hike the Great Wall with you. 127 00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:53,013 I wanna sleep in in Tuscany with you. I wanna... 128 00:04:53,038 --> 00:04:55,460 Babe, you don't even hike here, and you hate sleeping in. 129 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,974 Yeah. We've still never been to New York together. 130 00:04:57,999 --> 00:05:00,450 Well, you know that they allow you to bring children into New York? 131 00:05:00,475 --> 00:05:02,192 I just don't think we're anywhere close to being ready 132 00:05:02,194 --> 00:05:04,044 for that level of responsibility. 133 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:06,029 We've never even had a pet. 134 00:05:06,031 --> 00:05:07,864 Lou. 135 00:05:07,866 --> 00:05:08,974 - Lou? - Lou. 136 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,200 Our pet lizard. 137 00:05:10,202 --> 00:05:12,245 The lizard that escaped five minutes 138 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,845 after you brought it to the house 139 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,163 and that we've released back into the wild? 140 00:05:15,272 --> 00:05:17,588 So you think I'm gonna make a terrible father. 141 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:18,848 I never said that. 142 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:20,233 Mm-hmm. 143 00:05:21,853 --> 00:05:24,821 But what I do think... 144 00:05:28,101 --> 00:05:33,069 is that you are going to make a fantastic husband. 145 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:45,950 V8 engine designed in Modena 146 00:05:45,952 --> 00:05:47,861 with a Milanese leather interior. 147 00:05:47,863 --> 00:05:49,546 The seats are heated. 148 00:05:49,548 --> 00:05:50,621 And to answer your question, 149 00:05:50,623 --> 00:05:52,924 yes, the pastries are complimentary. 150 00:05:52,926 --> 00:05:55,552 Oh, it's awfully fancy, Mitch. 151 00:05:55,554 --> 00:05:58,647 I mean, do we need something so fancy? 152 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,223 After what we've been through? 153 00:06:00,248 --> 00:06:01,730 The universe owes it to us. 154 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:06,465 We were unhoused when an act of God destroyed our marital abode. 155 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:07,805 Oh, no. Fire? 156 00:06:07,807 --> 00:06:10,492 Fire department, actually. We lost everything. 157 00:06:10,494 --> 00:06:12,810 Luckily, my uncle passed recently. 158 00:06:12,812 --> 00:06:14,054 Left us his duplex. 159 00:06:14,056 --> 00:06:16,147 Well, that's... good. 160 00:06:16,534 --> 00:06:18,683 And we have a little money put away. 161 00:06:18,818 --> 00:06:20,985 Almost half a million dollars. 162 00:06:20,987 --> 00:06:23,821 We started a GoFundMe after the tragedy 163 00:06:23,823 --> 00:06:26,991 to see how generous people can be to those in need. 164 00:06:26,993 --> 00:06:28,752 It restored our faith in humanity. 165 00:06:28,754 --> 00:06:30,661 Now we flush. 166 00:06:32,407 --> 00:06:34,224 So, what do you say? 167 00:06:35,594 --> 00:06:37,185 I don't know. 168 00:06:40,599 --> 00:06:42,607 - Let's get, uh, more of these. - I gotcha. 169 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:47,362 I mean, people donated that money 170 00:06:47,364 --> 00:06:49,123 so we could afford a new home, 171 00:06:49,148 --> 00:06:51,758 but we have that now. Shouldn't we give it back? 172 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,018 Lila, when people donate to a worthy cause, 173 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,853 they do it so they feel good. 174 00:06:56,189 --> 00:06:58,415 Do you wanna take that feeling away from them? 175 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:00,876 Well, no, but it just... 176 00:07:01,286 --> 00:07:03,712 feels so extravagant. 177 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,881 See, that's what you call a poverty mindset, 178 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:07,698 and you have to get over that. 179 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:08,958 I know when you look in the mirror, 180 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,887 you see a plebe from the trailer park. 181 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,847 But you know what I see? 182 00:07:14,366 --> 00:07:15,474 What? 183 00:07:15,717 --> 00:07:16,950 A queen. 184 00:07:16,952 --> 00:07:19,227 A queen whose butt belongs 185 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:21,563 on heated Milanese leather. 186 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,718 That doesn't sound terrible. 187 00:07:25,885 --> 00:07:27,051 Yeah. 188 00:07:27,053 --> 00:07:28,795 You don't have to feel guilty 189 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:31,298 about getting what you deserve, Lila. 190 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:32,616 So what do you say? 191 00:07:35,115 --> 00:07:37,357 Oh... We'll take it! 192 00:07:45,738 --> 00:07:48,982 My heart is pumping outta my chest! 193 00:07:48,984 --> 00:07:51,576 - That's the V8. - Whoo-hoo! 194 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:54,487 Oh, yes! Whoo! 195 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,506 Whoo! 196 00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:01,603 Oh. Ohh! Hey! 197 00:08:01,605 --> 00:08:04,497 Mitch, Mitch. That guy is trying to race us. 198 00:08:04,499 --> 00:08:05,832 Let's do it. 199 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:07,016 I-I don't know, hon. 200 00:08:07,018 --> 00:08:10,186 Oh, come on. Look at him. Come on. Come on. 201 00:08:10,188 --> 00:08:11,279 Come on! 202 00:08:11,598 --> 00:08:13,189 Speed up! Speed up! 203 00:08:13,191 --> 00:08:15,692 You're lettin' that trash bag pass us! 204 00:08:15,694 --> 00:08:19,621 Whoo! Don't think, just go, baby! 205 00:08:31,951 --> 00:08:33,951 - Whoo! - Woo-hoo-hoo! 206 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:38,956 Four hundred and fifty horsepower! 207 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:41,034 Suck it, plebe! Ha-ha! 208 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,482 All hail the queen, bitch! Whoo! 209 00:08:47,484 --> 00:08:48,875 God, I love you. 210 00:08:48,877 --> 00:08:50,727 I love you too, king. 211 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:55,715 Slow down, slow down! 212 00:08:55,717 --> 00:08:56,883 I'm trying! 213 00:09:08,505 --> 00:09:09,838 No! 214 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,238 _ 215 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,994 _ 216 00:09:26,673 --> 00:09:27,931 What happened? 217 00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:31,193 Well, them two nearly crashed their hot rod 218 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,585 into my side dumper. 219 00:09:32,587 --> 00:09:33,627 Nearly crashed? 220 00:09:33,652 --> 00:09:35,335 Well, yeah, they stopped short, 221 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,676 but I was in the middle of a dump. 222 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,533 - Wait, all that's manure? - Yep. 223 00:09:38,535 --> 00:09:40,184 High-quality organic. 224 00:09:40,186 --> 00:09:42,520 They ain't hurt none, but they're, uh, 225 00:09:42,522 --> 00:09:43,688 kinda planted in there. 226 00:09:43,690 --> 00:09:46,524 Are you kidding me? Cap. Do you see who that is? 227 00:09:46,526 --> 00:09:48,101 Wait, why do they look familiar? 228 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:50,270 They're that couple from that runaway house. 229 00:09:50,272 --> 00:09:51,862 Wait, the ones who filed the complaint against Marjan? 230 00:09:51,864 --> 00:09:53,773 - The same. - Oh, yeah. 231 00:09:53,775 --> 00:09:56,609 Mr. and Mrs. Geralds, as I live and... breathe. 232 00:09:57,112 --> 00:09:59,128 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 233 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:01,056 - Are you hurt? - No, we're not hurt. 234 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,149 We're just stuck. 235 00:10:03,151 --> 00:10:05,452 So stuck like, stuck, stuck can't move? 236 00:10:05,454 --> 00:10:08,121 Well, do you think we'd be sitting in here if we could move? 237 00:10:08,123 --> 00:10:10,290 I don't know you well enough to answer that question. 238 00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:12,717 Captain Vega, you wanna assess the medical injuries? 239 00:10:12,719 --> 00:10:14,552 Will do. TK, get a pulse ox. 240 00:10:14,554 --> 00:10:15,645 Copy that, Cap. 241 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,888 Hey, can I get a ladder over here? 242 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:19,816 Oh, God. 243 00:10:19,818 --> 00:10:21,818 Mitch, I swallowed some! 244 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:24,120 Well try keeping your mouth shut, Lila! 245 00:10:27,751 --> 00:10:30,126 Hey, guys. 246 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:33,255 Oh. 247 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,500 - It's cold. - Satting at 96, Cap. 248 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,917 Everything's alright. 249 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,573 Alright. Stable for extraction. 250 00:10:41,598 --> 00:10:44,415 Captain Strand, they're all yours. 251 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:45,892 Yeah. 252 00:10:48,497 --> 00:10:50,254 Huh. 253 00:10:50,256 --> 00:10:52,034 Hmm. Mm-mmm. 254 00:10:53,001 --> 00:10:55,668 What? What "hmm"? 255 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:56,686 Why are you just standing there? 256 00:10:56,711 --> 00:10:57,767 I'm assessing. 257 00:10:57,792 --> 00:10:59,430 What is there to assess? 258 00:10:59,432 --> 00:11:00,673 Get us out of here! 259 00:11:00,675 --> 00:11:02,842 We don't wanna rush. Isn't that right, Marwani? 260 00:11:02,844 --> 00:11:04,602 Oh, that's right, Cap. 261 00:11:04,604 --> 00:11:05,620 There could be mistakes. 262 00:11:05,622 --> 00:11:06,657 Mistakes are bad. 263 00:11:06,682 --> 00:11:08,957 Oh, my God. Just pull us out. 264 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,216 We could just pull you out. 265 00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:12,276 Isn't that right, Judd? We could pull 'em out. 266 00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:13,853 Well, I mean, we could pull 'em out, 267 00:11:13,855 --> 00:11:15,446 but we'd probably just pull their arms right off. 268 00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:16,477 - What? - Yeah. 269 00:11:16,502 --> 00:11:17,523 Cow manure weighs somewhere 270 00:11:17,548 --> 00:11:20,837 between 1,200 and 1,800 pounds per cubic yard, 271 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:23,379 depending on how much, uh, fiber's in the cows' diet. 272 00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:25,122 I think this one had a lot. 273 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,809 Alright, let's get some shovels in here. 274 00:11:27,811 --> 00:11:30,553 - Yes, Yes, shovels. Thank you. - Yes, yes, yes. 275 00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:32,038 H-How long is this gonna take? 276 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,724 Oh, not long. Hour or two. 277 00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:38,486 No, I cannot breathe in this for another hour. 278 00:11:38,488 --> 00:11:39,970 Well, I suppose we could fit you 279 00:11:39,972 --> 00:11:41,806 with a full-face particle respirator. 280 00:11:41,808 --> 00:11:42,882 - Yes. - Gas mask. 281 00:11:42,884 --> 00:11:44,975 Yes. Yes, that, please. 282 00:11:44,977 --> 00:11:46,235 But if we're gonna go by the book, 283 00:11:46,237 --> 00:11:48,979 those are only deployed for medical reasons. 284 00:11:48,981 --> 00:11:51,407 Captain, can you see any medical reasons? 285 00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:54,371 Uh... no, not a one. Mm. 286 00:11:54,396 --> 00:11:57,080 Well, in that case, it falls to the sole discretion 287 00:11:57,082 --> 00:11:58,781 of the firefighter in charge of equipment. 288 00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:00,884 And who's that? 289 00:12:02,754 --> 00:12:04,420 - Oh. - Oh, no. 290 00:12:04,422 --> 00:12:05,755 What do you say, Marwani? 291 00:12:05,757 --> 00:12:07,574 Should we give 'em a break? 292 00:12:07,576 --> 00:12:08,908 Now, that depends. 293 00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:11,502 We promise whatever happens, we won't sue. 294 00:12:11,504 --> 00:12:12,929 That's good. 295 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,856 But I am gonna need one more thing. 296 00:12:14,858 --> 00:12:18,193 Anything. Just get us out. 297 00:12:19,345 --> 00:12:20,695 Hey, guys, Firefox here. 298 00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:24,107 I ran into some friends at work today 299 00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:26,426 and they really, really wanna say "Hey." 300 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,428 - Hey. - Aw. 301 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,738 Let us help you to hear a little bit better. 302 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,782 Oh, look at that. Go ahead, guys. 303 00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,951 I'm Lila Geralds. 304 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,527 And I'm Mitch. 305 00:12:36,529 --> 00:12:39,319 And we'd like 306 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,958 to give our heartfelt thanks 307 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:46,112 to the brave heroes of the Austin Fire Department. 308 00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:48,329 - For bravely rescuing us. - Hey-oh! 309 00:12:48,354 --> 00:12:50,116 Oh, yeah. Rescuing you from... 310 00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:53,561 Another... crappy situation of our own making. 311 00:12:53,563 --> 00:12:57,954 Well, on behalf of the 126, we'd like to say 312 00:12:57,979 --> 00:12:59,672 you're welcome. 313 00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:00,977 Oh, and to any of you who, uh, 314 00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:04,981 contributed to the Geralds' GoFundMe page, 315 00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:07,316 I'd like you to know that 100 grand of that 316 00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:11,896 was spent on this car in that dung pile over there. 317 00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:12,993 Yeah. 318 00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:16,142 So on behalf of my followers... 319 00:13:17,812 --> 00:13:21,572 next time, why don't y'all go fund yourselves? 320 00:13:21,574 --> 00:13:22,674 Oh! 321 00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:27,487 Alright, well, then, let's stick with New England. 322 00:13:27,489 --> 00:13:30,156 Um... how about Rhode Island? 323 00:13:30,158 --> 00:13:32,438 - Providence. - Yes. 324 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,843 Yeah, you're showing off a little bit for me. 325 00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:35,603 Alright, well, then give me New York. 326 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,133 Easy. It's New York. 327 00:13:37,158 --> 00:13:38,940 No. 328 00:13:38,942 --> 00:13:40,850 No, that's a trick question. 329 00:13:40,852 --> 00:13:44,003 I know it feels like New York should be the capital of New York, 330 00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:45,258 but it is not. 331 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,174 When are we ever going to need to know state capitals? 332 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,934 All the time. 333 00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:51,453 Like when? 334 00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:54,438 Like for game shows. 335 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,682 Laugh. 336 00:13:55,684 --> 00:13:58,851 When you miss out on a brand-new set of washer and dryers, 337 00:13:58,853 --> 00:14:02,613 well, just because you didn't know the capital of New York... 338 00:14:02,615 --> 00:14:04,023 Albany. 339 00:14:04,025 --> 00:14:05,541 Were you messin' with me? 340 00:14:05,543 --> 00:14:07,785 Were you playing a trick on mom right now? 341 00:14:07,787 --> 00:14:09,471 Don't worry, we got this, okay? 342 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,587 We gotta go. 343 00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:11,841 I love you to the moon. 344 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:16,571 I've been to Albany, and trust me, 345 00:14:16,596 --> 00:14:18,298 the capital really should be New York. 346 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,891 Right? This is what I'm saying. They really need to fix that. 347 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,721 I love how the girls mess with you now. 348 00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:25,291 It's the best. Just... 349 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,307 I don't know, watching them turn into actual people. 350 00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:29,549 Yeah. 351 00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:33,888 Cap, can I ask you a question? 352 00:14:33,913 --> 00:14:35,330 Sure. 353 00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:37,908 Did you always wanna be a parent? 354 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,321 Since my first Cabbage Patch doll. 355 00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:44,479 Love that. So it was a matter of when not if? 356 00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:45,669 Not exactly. 357 00:14:45,694 --> 00:14:48,263 It's like wanting to have kids is one thing, 358 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,547 but... being able to have 'em, 359 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,941 that turned out to be a whole other ball of wax. 360 00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:54,526 It wasn't easy? 361 00:14:55,112 --> 00:14:56,853 Fight of my life. 362 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:57,994 Really? 363 00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,448 Well, we take for granted those things 364 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:03,343 that-that we think will come easily, 365 00:15:03,345 --> 00:15:04,694 and-and then when they don't, 366 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,288 it's, it's the hardest thing in the world. 367 00:15:08,272 --> 00:15:09,776 How'd you handle it? 368 00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:12,327 Not well. In the beginning it was, uh... 369 00:15:13,717 --> 00:15:15,166 I mean, I was angry. 370 00:15:15,632 --> 00:15:19,617 I was angry and depressed and bone-tired. 371 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,720 And... truth be told, ready to quit. 372 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:24,682 Why didn't you? 373 00:15:24,869 --> 00:15:26,110 Charles. 374 00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:31,866 Yeah. He-he convinced me that all this heartache and struggle 375 00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,458 was gonna be worth it. 376 00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:34,816 So I'd get back in the ring 377 00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:37,226 and start slugging it out all over again. 378 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,778 Well, was he right? 379 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,766 Was it worth the fight? 380 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,383 What do you think? 381 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,070 Come on, come on. Extend that right leg. 382 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,373 Alright, come on, Marj, now you got this. Push. Push, push, push. 383 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,149 All right? Push, push, push. 384 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,354 Will you stop? 385 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:54,938 I'm doing PT, I'm not giving birth. 386 00:15:54,963 --> 00:15:56,203 Uh, he's right, though. 387 00:15:56,228 --> 00:15:58,034 You need to get more extension in that leg. 388 00:15:58,059 --> 00:15:59,300 That's the only way you're gonna get 389 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,566 all the strength in your hip flexor. 390 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,659 - Mm-hmm. - I'm trying. 391 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,994 Oh, come on. It's like my man Yoda says. 392 00:16:04,191 --> 00:16:06,025 "Ain't no try, only do." 393 00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:08,499 Yeah, well, Yoda never got shot in the gut. 394 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,936 I need 20% more extension. 395 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,083 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got it, Marj. 396 00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:18,860 You got it! Come on! 397 00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:19,944 Nice job. Release. 398 00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:23,364 Not bad, firefighter. 399 00:16:23,366 --> 00:16:25,338 Not bad? 400 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,517 Mm-hmm. 401 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,428 I just gave you full extension. 402 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,688 Yeah, you did. I'm glad I didn't blink. 403 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,783 Maybe next time you can hold it for longer than... two seconds? 404 00:16:34,478 --> 00:16:37,646 You really do just feed off my misery, don't you? 405 00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:38,987 I do. 406 00:16:39,012 --> 00:16:40,178 And it is delicious. 407 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,777 Ooh. My 1:15 just showed. 408 00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:46,259 See you next week. 409 00:16:46,565 --> 00:16:47,731 See ya. 410 00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:49,224 Peace. 411 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,231 What? 412 00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:58,291 Oh, you really gonna act like that didn't just happen? 413 00:16:58,293 --> 00:16:59,717 I don't know what you're talking about. 414 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,219 I'm talking about you and trainer Joe 415 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,387 flirting it up a storm over there. 416 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:04,906 We were not flirting. 417 00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:08,243 Hmm. Okay, well, whatever that was, it was on and poppin'. 418 00:17:08,245 --> 00:17:09,268 Shut up. 419 00:17:14,307 --> 00:17:17,867 My Geralds' poopy picture just hit a million likes. 420 00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:19,584 Best week ever. 421 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,548 Yeah, I bet. 422 00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,271 Oh, my God. 423 00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,657 What is it? 424 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:35,770 Salim and his periodontist just had a baby. 425 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,355 Eh. No offense, it's not even that cute. 426 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,448 I mean, for a baby, I mean. 427 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,284 Yeah, its head is kinda pointy. 428 00:17:49,286 --> 00:17:51,027 Like a Conehead. 429 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,002 Thanks, guys. You're the best. 430 00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:55,270 - Ugly baby. - Is it, though? 431 00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:56,729 You know what? Give me this. 432 00:17:56,754 --> 00:17:57,936 - No. - No. 433 00:17:57,961 --> 00:17:59,535 First of all, you need to stop following Salim 434 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,853 on socials, like, immediately. 435 00:18:00,855 --> 00:18:03,280 And second of all, you need to stop moping. 436 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,540 I just got punched in the soul. 437 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,450 Well, don't think of it as a punch in the soul. 438 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,595 Think of it as a kick in the ass. 439 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,211 And how's that supposed to help exactly? 440 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,788 Well, maybe this is the universe's way 441 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,289 of telling you that it's time to get back out there 442 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,883 and start looking for Mr. Right 443 00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:15,810 instead of staring in the rear-view at Mr. Wrong. 444 00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:18,220 - He's got a good point, Marj. - I don't know. 445 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,297 Look, I-I'm not ready to start dating. 446 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,708 You and Salim broke up two years ago. 447 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,152 You deserve a few sparks in your life. 448 00:18:24,154 --> 00:18:26,379 I literally put sparks out for a living. 449 00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:29,565 You know what? Even if I did wanna start dating, 450 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,234 it's a-a whole thing for me. 451 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,978 A thing that I've actually never done before. 452 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,832 The guy has to be Muslim. I'd want there to be a chaperon. 453 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,983 - There's just... - You mean like a babysitter? 454 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,485 I mean, is that like, a rule or something? 455 00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:44,413 'Cause my buddy Amir goes out with chicks solo all the time. 456 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,066 Though he could actually use a babysitter. 457 00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:49,326 - True. - So what are we talking about here, 458 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,586 like a professional chaperon? 459 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,348 No, like my father, uncle, cousin. 460 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,332 - So family. - Exactly. 461 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,834 And mine are all in Miami. 462 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,503 So even if I was ready to put myself out there, 463 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,547 I don't have any family here. 464 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,357 That's a nice try, Marjan. 465 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,417 You got a houseful of family right here. 466 00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:06,176 When the man's right, he is right. 467 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,512 And he's right. So no excuses, Marjan. 468 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,948 You want a chaperon, you got plenty. 469 00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:12,493 Fine! 470 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,639 I'll get back on Ascent and update my profile. 471 00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:16,081 - Let's go, Marj. - Whoo! 472 00:19:16,106 --> 00:19:18,257 - Gettin' it goin'! - It's a start. 473 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,599 - Okay? - What you mean a start? 474 00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:21,434 Well, one dating app ain't gonna cut it. 475 00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:22,442 You gotta be on three. 476 00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:23,694 - Hmm. - At least. 477 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,606 I mean, you know, more pools, more fish. 478 00:19:26,608 --> 00:19:28,365 Why am I already regretting this? 479 00:19:28,885 --> 00:19:30,626 You're gonna have ups and you're gonna have downs. 480 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,870 Never get too high and never get too low. 481 00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:36,206 Finding your prince usually means kissing a lot of frogs. 482 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,928 You have to accept out of the gate that no matter what you do, 483 00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:40,453 some of these dates will be cringe. 484 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:41,558 Great. 485 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,046 Okay, we're gonna need a safety word. 486 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,715 - A safety word? - Oh, no. He is right. 487 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,049 It's brutal out there, Marjan. 488 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,236 So the chaperons are gonna need like a code word to let us know 489 00:19:48,238 --> 00:19:49,779 when to pull the ripcord for you. 490 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:57,655 Assalamu alaikum. 491 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,322 Walaikum salam. 492 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:03,976 So, Omar, uh, you like tea? 493 00:20:04,312 --> 00:20:06,587 - You're hot. - Wow. 494 00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:07,647 Thank you. 495 00:20:07,757 --> 00:20:11,317 No, I mean, you're sweating quite profusely. 496 00:20:11,319 --> 00:20:12,927 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 497 00:20:12,929 --> 00:20:14,411 Uh, you know, I've never... 498 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,489 I've never done one of these before. 499 00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:18,157 Like a date, I mean. 500 00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:20,584 I mean, I did with my fiancé. Ex... Ex-fiancé. 501 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:23,179 Yeah, we'd known each other since we were 12. 502 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,309 His name is Salim. He just had a baby. 503 00:20:25,381 --> 00:20:27,552 How many frogs did you have to kiss, babe? 504 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,427 The point is that if Disney has taught us anything, 505 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,505 it's that the prince that you're looking for 506 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,674 is usually the last guy you'd expect. 507 00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:37,176 That's why you gotta insert at least one comfort nerd 508 00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:38,192 into the lineup, Marj. 509 00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:39,695 - A comfort nerd? - Yeah. 510 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,457 You know, someone who's chill and will help take the ease off 511 00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,533 when it's time for, you know, date day. 512 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,610 Oh, yeah? What does that guy look like? 513 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,463 These are for you. 514 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,040 Wow! Thanks. 515 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,449 - They're beautiful. - Wow. 516 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,802 - They're gorgeous. - Are they paper? 517 00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:56,971 I'm really into paper-based floral arrangements. 518 00:20:56,973 --> 00:21:00,457 Way more sustainable than ammonia-based fertilizers. 519 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,551 Eco-friendly and thoughtful. 520 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,537 Okay, well, what's the word? 521 00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:06,797 I've always liked the word "rutabaga." 522 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,966 It's gonna be a little tricky to work that 523 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,710 - into a conversation, Cap. - Maybe for you. 524 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:14,213 Uh, okay, how about... How about, um, "popcorn"? 525 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,215 Okay, I guess that works, too. 526 00:21:16,217 --> 00:21:17,383 Okay. 527 00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:18,901 Hassan, if you were to describe 528 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,329 your occupation in one word, what would it be? 529 00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:22,755 - Entrepreneur. - Ah. 530 00:21:22,757 --> 00:21:26,075 Jake Bezos, you better look out, 'cause I'm coming. 531 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,727 - Let's go, baby! - Yeah! 532 00:21:27,729 --> 00:21:29,578 What if I told you that there was a gym 533 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,580 where next to every workout machine 534 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,416 there was a selfie station and no shirts were ever required. 535 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,344 - Sick! - Right? 536 00:21:36,346 --> 00:21:38,495 You gotta keep that concept under your hat, bro. 537 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,163 I'm still out to VCs. 538 00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:41,907 It's like my teta used to say, 539 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,909 "Flowers bloom, but are all gone too soon." 540 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,411 Except these. 541 00:21:45,436 --> 00:21:46,485 Your teta? 542 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:47,675 It means grandma. 543 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,172 Yeah, I know. I'm Lebanese. 544 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:50,583 - No way. - Yes way. 545 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:52,026 What? 546 00:21:52,862 --> 00:21:56,422 So, uh, it says in your profile you're a tax attorney. 547 00:21:56,424 --> 00:21:58,181 - Is that right? - It's what I do. 548 00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,867 But it's not who I am. 549 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,610 It's, it's not my passion. 550 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,596 Oh. Well, what is your passion? 551 00:22:03,598 --> 00:22:05,403 I work in the International Dog Rescue Space. 552 00:22:05,428 --> 00:22:06,534 Wow. 553 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,784 It's kinda dorky, but, uh, I love pretty much 554 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,448 anything Harry Potter. 555 00:22:10,473 --> 00:22:12,713 I'm suspicious of all earthly passions, honestly. 556 00:22:12,715 --> 00:22:15,608 Right now, I'm obsessed with my delts. 557 00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:18,386 I crowdsource financing to arrange flights 558 00:22:18,388 --> 00:22:19,911 for dogs to get off the streets 559 00:22:19,913 --> 00:22:22,615 in countries all over the world and into loving homes. 560 00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:26,376 Uh, we fly dogs from Iran to Canada, 561 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,563 Costa Rica, the US. 562 00:22:28,565 --> 00:22:30,380 The needs are, are endless. 563 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,899 That's incredible. 564 00:22:31,901 --> 00:22:35,144 I know it sounds silly, but I think of them as my kids. 565 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,463 Oh, no, that doesn't sound silly at all. 566 00:22:37,465 --> 00:22:41,075 And speaking of, how do you feel about kids? 567 00:22:41,077 --> 00:22:42,276 Like, how many? 568 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,986 - Eight. - Eight? 569 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,562 Yeah. Unless you want more. 570 00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,306 Well, you're no longer a spring chicken, 571 00:22:47,308 --> 00:22:49,475 we'd have to hurry, but, um, 572 00:22:49,477 --> 00:22:52,161 your build is strong, so... 573 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:53,813 Do you think they serve popcorn? 574 00:22:53,815 --> 00:22:55,481 Oh, look at the time in here is somethin'... 575 00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,425 - Popcorn. - It's late. 576 00:22:57,427 --> 00:22:59,485 So, uh, how would you feel about me 577 00:22:59,487 --> 00:23:01,153 working after having children? 578 00:23:01,155 --> 00:23:03,246 Fine with it. As long as they root for Man United. 579 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,542 Never! Arsenal or nothing. 580 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:07,676 I'd be happy to be a stay-at-home dad. 581 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:08,821 Do you, baby. 582 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,180 Somebody's gotta fund the Hassan Dream. Hashtag life goals. 583 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:14,257 You know, I'd really love some popcorn. 584 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:16,091 In a tea house? 585 00:23:16,116 --> 00:23:17,169 Yeah. 586 00:23:17,171 --> 00:23:18,762 Why don't you go check, baby? 587 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:19,947 Uh, okay. 588 00:23:19,949 --> 00:23:22,668 This is Dorothy. 589 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,785 She lost her ears on the streets of Tehran. 590 00:23:24,787 --> 00:23:25,855 Aw. 591 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,030 She chewed the ears off her toy 592 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,097 so that they match. 593 00:23:29,122 --> 00:23:30,532 Isn't that amazing? 594 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,324 Oh, that is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. 595 00:23:33,349 --> 00:23:36,434 I can't rest until I find her a forever home. 596 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:37,934 Yeah. 597 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,282 So what's your house? 598 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:40,784 Oh, we work out of the 126. 599 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:43,379 - Mm-hmm. - No, I mean your Hogwarts house. 600 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:46,123 Like I'm Ravenclaw. I bet you are, too. 601 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,677 Or Slytherin. 602 00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:49,477 Oh, my God. Please don't tell me you're a Hufflepuff. 603 00:23:49,479 --> 00:23:52,480 I'm not really into the whole Harry Potter thing. 604 00:23:52,482 --> 00:23:53,723 I don't... 605 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,800 You know what? I don't think this is gonna work. 606 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,075 Huh. 607 00:24:00,214 --> 00:24:01,547 Well, that was an experience. 608 00:24:01,549 --> 00:24:03,324 I always go full throttle. 609 00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:05,401 Hey, make sure to follow me on Instagram. 610 00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:07,477 I've been trying to boost that profile. 611 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:08,979 Would appreciate it. 612 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:10,147 Text me, bro. 613 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,149 My man. I like the goofy kid. 614 00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,209 Hmm. 615 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,578 Marjan. Captain Strand. 616 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,340 - This has been such a pleasure. - Likewise. 617 00:24:19,342 --> 00:24:21,417 But I should probably be going. 618 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,493 Dorothy starts tearing up the furniture 619 00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:25,179 if I'm, uh, late for dinner time. 620 00:24:25,181 --> 00:24:27,164 So, we should do this again. 621 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,265 I'd love that. 622 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,605 - Bye. - Bye. 623 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,365 I think we just found a winner! 624 00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:45,941 I think we just found an angel. 625 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,927 Yeah. 626 00:24:47,929 --> 00:24:49,458 Oh. 627 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:56,285 Oh, man, look, literally anybody 628 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,378 can get ordained to marry you guys. 629 00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:58,488 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 630 00:24:58,513 --> 00:24:59,519 And what's that entail? 631 00:24:59,544 --> 00:25:00,588 It's easy, man. 632 00:25:00,613 --> 00:25:01,963 I did it online. 633 00:25:02,944 --> 00:25:04,218 What's up, Marj? 634 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:05,238 Hey, are you getting full bars? 635 00:25:05,263 --> 00:25:07,296 'Cause I don't think I'm... I don't think I'm getting full bars. 636 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,872 - Yeah. - Yeah, me, too. 637 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:11,225 - Oh... - Wait, Paul, you're ordained? 638 00:25:11,227 --> 00:25:12,618 Yeah, I married my cousin in Chicago 639 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,377 - a couple of years back. - Huh. 640 00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:15,730 What up? What up? 641 00:25:15,732 --> 00:25:18,290 - Hey, yo. - How we doin', family? 642 00:25:18,292 --> 00:25:21,384 What's up? We doin' good. Except for Marj, who has no bars. 643 00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:23,963 Actually, I do have bars, so, yeah. 644 00:25:23,965 --> 00:25:25,464 Girl, what is wrong? 645 00:25:25,466 --> 00:25:27,074 It's that Fauza guy. 646 00:25:27,076 --> 00:25:30,077 Is that the dog rescue guy or the young Omar Sharif-looking guy? 647 00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:31,912 It's the same guy. 648 00:25:31,914 --> 00:25:33,138 We really hit it off. 649 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:36,308 You know, the date literally ended with him saying, 650 00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:38,660 "We should do this again," and now nothing. 651 00:25:38,685 --> 00:25:40,760 Not a call or a single text. 652 00:25:40,762 --> 00:25:43,096 Hmm. What were his exact words? 653 00:25:43,098 --> 00:25:46,041 Do this again or do this again sometime? 654 00:25:46,043 --> 00:25:48,101 I don't know. Does it make a difference? 655 00:25:48,103 --> 00:25:49,786 - Hell, yeah. - Oh, it makes a big difference, Marj. 656 00:25:49,788 --> 00:25:52,863 That "sometime" qualifier takes it from the concrete to the vague. 657 00:25:52,865 --> 00:25:54,441 Yup. Nuance matters. 658 00:25:54,443 --> 00:25:56,960 Well, nobody told me I should be taking notes. 659 00:25:57,554 --> 00:25:59,221 You know what? I hate this already. 660 00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:01,389 Just means you're doing it right. 661 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,546 Baby, who is blowing up your phone? 662 00:26:04,619 --> 00:26:05,969 Oh, it's Hassan. 663 00:26:05,971 --> 00:26:08,546 Uh, he invited me to his streetwear pop-up downtown later. 664 00:26:08,548 --> 00:26:09,833 Hassan? 665 00:26:09,858 --> 00:26:12,041 Wait, so you're getting a second date before I am? 666 00:26:12,066 --> 00:26:13,437 That's great. 667 00:26:13,462 --> 00:26:15,128 You know what? I'm just gonna bite the bullet 668 00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:17,221 and I'm going to text Fauza and see if he's interested. 669 00:26:17,223 --> 00:26:18,648 - No, no, no, no! - What's wrong with you? 670 00:26:18,650 --> 00:26:20,075 - Don't-don't do that. - Why not? 671 00:26:20,077 --> 00:26:23,136 Because if you text him first, you're gonna look thirsty. 672 00:26:23,138 --> 00:26:25,896 - Mm-hmm. - So it's okay for him to text me first, 673 00:26:25,898 --> 00:26:27,640 but not the other way around? 674 00:26:27,642 --> 00:26:28,733 - Yes. - Why? 675 00:26:28,735 --> 00:26:29,993 The patriarchy. 676 00:26:29,995 --> 00:26:31,753 Just wait it out for a second, alright? 677 00:26:31,755 --> 00:26:34,286 Maybe he's just trying to play it cool or something. 678 00:26:34,311 --> 00:26:35,473 For what? 679 00:26:35,498 --> 00:26:37,832 So that he can amp up my neediness and anxiety 680 00:26:37,928 --> 00:26:41,154 only to relieve it in a rush with one single text? 681 00:26:41,156 --> 00:26:43,006 You sure you've never dated before? 682 00:26:43,008 --> 00:26:44,266 You know what? 683 00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:47,327 I am not gonna fall for this manipulative crap. 684 00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:48,770 I'm officially putting away my phone. 685 00:26:48,772 --> 00:26:50,397 Okay? 686 00:26:53,593 --> 00:26:54,793 It, it's him. 687 00:26:54,795 --> 00:26:56,260 He text me. 688 00:26:56,262 --> 00:26:57,428 He text me. 689 00:26:57,856 --> 00:27:00,189 You're such a dork. 690 00:27:00,191 --> 00:27:02,675 Oh... She is in it now. 691 00:27:02,677 --> 00:27:04,411 Oh, yeah, she is really in it now. 692 00:27:18,302 --> 00:27:21,011 This is Yasir. Leave a message. 693 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:28,900 _ 694 00:27:36,728 --> 00:27:38,194 Oh, Yasir. 695 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,100 _ 696 00:27:42,659 --> 00:27:44,384 Whoo! 697 00:27:44,386 --> 00:27:46,477 Seriously? Pigs! 698 00:27:46,479 --> 00:27:47,833 Oh! 699 00:27:58,583 --> 00:27:59,716 Hi. 700 00:28:00,275 --> 00:28:01,333 Checking in? 701 00:28:01,358 --> 00:28:03,822 Not exactly. My husband already checked in. 702 00:28:03,847 --> 00:28:05,013 His name is Yasir Karim. 703 00:28:05,015 --> 00:28:06,639 Could you just tell me which room he's in? 704 00:28:06,664 --> 00:28:08,480 - It's K-A-R-I-M. - Sorry. 705 00:28:08,505 --> 00:28:10,597 I'm not at liberty to give out that information. 706 00:28:10,630 --> 00:28:11,813 Hotel policy. 707 00:28:11,838 --> 00:28:13,521 I'm his wife, Fara Karim. 708 00:28:13,523 --> 00:28:14,856 I have ID, if that helps. 709 00:28:14,858 --> 00:28:16,340 It doesn't, actually. 710 00:28:16,342 --> 00:28:18,693 I'm not allowed to give out any personal information 711 00:28:18,695 --> 00:28:20,028 about our guests. 712 00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:21,196 Hotel policy. 713 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:23,733 I'm not asking for his Social Security number. 714 00:28:23,758 --> 00:28:25,925 His car is out in front. I know he's here. 715 00:28:25,927 --> 00:28:27,472 Well, then maybe you should try calling him 716 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,122 and asking him what room he's in. 717 00:28:29,147 --> 00:28:31,448 I've been trying to call him. 718 00:28:32,358 --> 00:28:33,375 Jeez. 719 00:28:34,378 --> 00:28:35,526 He's not answering. 720 00:28:35,528 --> 00:28:37,862 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 721 00:28:37,864 --> 00:28:40,273 I'm... seven months pregnant. 722 00:28:40,275 --> 00:28:41,626 Okay, um... 723 00:28:42,794 --> 00:28:46,036 Okay, look, I know he's here with another woman. 724 00:28:46,038 --> 00:28:47,555 I just need to speak to him. 725 00:28:47,557 --> 00:28:50,642 You know, like I'm asking you as a human being to another human being. 726 00:28:50,716 --> 00:28:51,893 Please. 727 00:28:51,895 --> 00:28:54,062 And again, I'm gonna have to 728 00:28:54,087 --> 00:28:56,646 remind you of our hotel policy. 729 00:28:57,067 --> 00:29:00,643 I don't care about your stupid hotel policy. 730 00:29:00,645 --> 00:29:02,904 The hell with you and your hotel policy. 731 00:29:02,906 --> 00:29:04,797 I will bang on every door in this hotel if I have to. 732 00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:06,466 Ma'am. 733 00:29:06,468 --> 00:29:07,650 This really isn't a hotel. 734 00:29:07,986 --> 00:29:10,728 It's what you call a no-tell motel. 735 00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:13,063 So I'm not gonna tell. 736 00:29:13,065 --> 00:29:14,824 Believe me, you're not the first wife 737 00:29:14,826 --> 00:29:17,143 who's come in here trying to catch her cheating husband. 738 00:29:17,145 --> 00:29:19,328 Not even this week, honey. 739 00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:20,647 Okay? 740 00:29:20,649 --> 00:29:23,166 Now I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 741 00:29:23,501 --> 00:29:24,909 You cannot treat people this way. 742 00:29:24,911 --> 00:29:27,170 Well, you're more than welcome 743 00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:29,172 to fill out a comment card on your way out. 744 00:29:29,174 --> 00:29:30,298 Comment card. 745 00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:32,392 Now, just go before I call the cops. 746 00:29:35,588 --> 00:29:36,679 Thank you. 747 00:29:36,681 --> 00:29:38,106 You're welcome. 748 00:29:40,426 --> 00:29:41,759 Comment... 749 00:30:30,902 --> 00:30:33,328 Is this against hotel policy?! 750 00:30:39,244 --> 00:30:40,690 Whoo! 751 00:30:44,399 --> 00:30:46,065 Whoo! 752 00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,750 _ 753 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,753 _ 754 00:31:11,776 --> 00:31:13,017 What the hell happened here? 755 00:31:13,019 --> 00:31:14,761 Apparently, a woman had a heated dispute 756 00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:15,945 with the desk clerk there. 757 00:31:15,947 --> 00:31:17,930 Then went on a rampage 758 00:31:17,932 --> 00:31:20,524 with this skid steer she stole from that construction site. 759 00:31:20,526 --> 00:31:21,853 Any idea what set her off? 760 00:31:21,878 --> 00:31:23,436 According to the clerk, she's seven months pregnant 761 00:31:23,438 --> 00:31:26,345 and her husband's somewhere in the motel with another woman. 762 00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:27,865 - Well, that'll do it. - Yeah. 763 00:31:27,867 --> 00:31:29,458 Any idea where she is? 764 00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,052 The-the victim, not the mistress. 765 00:31:31,054 --> 00:31:32,962 Yeah, trapped under that pile there. 766 00:31:32,964 --> 00:31:35,285 And she's seven months pregnant? Do we know if she's injured? 767 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,417 She's talking, says she's fine, 768 00:31:36,442 --> 00:31:38,850 but we haven't been able to get to her to confirm. 769 00:31:38,895 --> 00:31:40,562 Alright, Captain Vega, stand by. 770 00:31:40,564 --> 00:31:42,288 We gotta secure this area. 771 00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:43,639 Alright, 126. 772 00:31:43,641 --> 00:31:45,549 Strickland, Ricardo, cribbing and struts. 773 00:31:45,551 --> 00:31:48,127 Gallagher, Chavez, Marwani, you're on extraction. 774 00:31:48,129 --> 00:31:49,796 - Get out our victim/suspect. - Yep. 775 00:31:49,798 --> 00:31:52,907 Let's try to get this thing done before the whole thing comes down. 776 00:31:54,135 --> 00:31:56,302 Hey, guys, the strut, it's all set over here. 777 00:31:56,304 --> 00:31:57,804 Alright. 778 00:31:59,974 --> 00:32:01,657 I-I'll push, you pry on three. 779 00:32:01,659 --> 00:32:03,626 Okay, one, two, three. 780 00:32:07,665 --> 00:32:09,365 Get this out of your way. 781 00:32:10,576 --> 00:32:11,811 Hey, ma'am, are you hurt? 782 00:32:11,836 --> 00:32:13,410 I don't think so, no. 783 00:32:13,412 --> 00:32:14,745 You got the door? 784 00:32:14,747 --> 00:32:15,976 Alright. How's the baby? 785 00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,098 She's kicking, but that's not new. 786 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,991 Okay, take my hand and we're gonna 787 00:32:18,993 --> 00:32:20,159 get you out of here, alright? 788 00:32:20,161 --> 00:32:22,610 No, I'm gonna stay here. You leave me. 789 00:32:22,635 --> 00:32:24,876 That's not an option. This whole cage could collapse 790 00:32:24,878 --> 00:32:27,063 and crush you and your baby any second now. 791 00:32:27,065 --> 00:32:29,123 Everything is already crushed. 792 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:30,257 What's the difference? 793 00:32:30,259 --> 00:32:32,068 I've lost everything. 794 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:33,885 That's not true. You still have your baby. 795 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:34,930 You will have each other. 796 00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,630 No, I won't. I'm gonna be in prison. 797 00:32:36,632 --> 00:32:39,617 And the cheating cheater's gonna get custody. 798 00:32:41,290 --> 00:32:43,232 No judge is gonna throw the book at a pregnant woman 799 00:32:43,257 --> 00:32:44,924 who is fighting for her family. 800 00:32:44,949 --> 00:32:47,000 - Not even in Texas. - Especially not in Texas. 801 00:32:47,025 --> 00:32:49,970 So take my hand and let us show your baby girl 802 00:32:49,995 --> 00:32:51,712 how strong her mom is. 803 00:32:53,656 --> 00:32:55,401 Okay. Okay. 804 00:32:55,426 --> 00:32:57,242 - Here, take this. - I got it. 805 00:32:57,244 --> 00:32:59,578 Okay. 806 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,155 You're doing great. Come on. 807 00:33:01,157 --> 00:33:03,190 I'm sorry. 808 00:33:03,192 --> 00:33:04,508 You're okay. Come on. 809 00:33:04,510 --> 00:33:06,644 - She's coming out, Cap. - That's right. 810 00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:18,339 Her BP and vitals are good. 811 00:33:18,341 --> 00:33:20,098 TK, what's the fetal monitor saying? 812 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,087 Baby's heartbeat is at 199, Cap. 813 00:33:22,112 --> 00:33:23,193 Is that bad? 814 00:33:23,195 --> 00:33:25,846 It is a little fast, but that's also expected 815 00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:28,354 given the adventure that the two of you have been on. 816 00:33:28,379 --> 00:33:30,619 Uh, West Park will take a look at you, but I'm not concerned. 817 00:33:30,644 --> 00:33:31,717 Thank you. 818 00:33:32,272 --> 00:33:34,273 Thank you for talking some sense to me. 819 00:33:34,298 --> 00:33:36,690 - How's she doin'? - She's good. 820 00:33:37,135 --> 00:33:38,525 This officer needs to talk to you. 821 00:33:38,527 --> 00:33:40,469 Oh, I'm being arrested, huh? 822 00:33:40,471 --> 00:33:41,544 Afraid so. 823 00:33:41,569 --> 00:33:43,068 You don't have to handcuff her, do you? 824 00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:46,383 I think we can skip that part, but I do have to read you your rights. 825 00:33:46,385 --> 00:33:48,235 Yes, fine. I understand. 826 00:33:48,237 --> 00:33:49,282 I pu... 827 00:33:50,964 --> 00:33:52,964 Yasir, you rat bastard! 828 00:33:55,015 --> 00:33:56,354 - Fara? - God's gonna get you for this 829 00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:57,658 and so is my mother! 830 00:33:57,683 --> 00:33:58,925 - Is that... - Yeah. 831 00:33:58,950 --> 00:34:00,024 Yes, it is. 832 00:34:00,049 --> 00:34:02,716 Uh, Fauza, what the hell, dude? 833 00:34:02,718 --> 00:34:03,845 Marjan? 834 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:05,995 Wait. You know her? You know him? 835 00:34:05,997 --> 00:34:09,331 Uh, not as Yasir, but, yeah, Fauza. 836 00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:10,815 Fa... that's his brother's name. 837 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:12,226 Does he have a twin? 838 00:34:12,228 --> 00:34:15,062 Uh, no. Oh, you're gonna hear it from my lawyers 839 00:34:15,064 --> 00:34:16,130 and all my uncles! 840 00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,174 Please take me away, sir. 841 00:34:18,176 --> 00:34:20,401 Um, no, you're gonna go with them. 842 00:34:20,403 --> 00:34:22,142 I'll, I'll meet you in the hospital. 843 00:34:22,459 --> 00:34:23,959 Well, let's, um... 844 00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:27,326 You can forget about Saturday night, too. 845 00:34:27,351 --> 00:34:29,518 This is so disappointing. 846 00:34:30,378 --> 00:34:31,444 You... 847 00:34:32,668 --> 00:34:34,251 are a disappointment. 848 00:34:40,198 --> 00:34:42,272 TK! What a nice surprise. 849 00:34:42,274 --> 00:34:43,439 Hey, is this a bad time? 850 00:34:43,464 --> 00:34:44,517 No, no, no. Not at all. 851 00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:46,133 I know I should have called, but... 852 00:34:46,278 --> 00:34:47,828 Do I smell fried chicken? 853 00:34:48,345 --> 00:34:49,488 Maybe. 854 00:34:49,490 --> 00:34:51,281 Dad, are you crushing 855 00:34:51,283 --> 00:34:53,367 an entire bucket of chicken by yourself? 856 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:55,269 Chicken buckets. 857 00:34:55,271 --> 00:34:56,408 Rough day? 858 00:34:56,433 --> 00:34:57,581 Oh, it's Fauza. 859 00:34:57,606 --> 00:34:59,440 - What a disappointment. - Yeah. 860 00:34:59,442 --> 00:35:03,110 It's weird when they drop the preexisting spouse bomb on you. 861 00:35:03,112 --> 00:35:04,220 Oh, that's right. 862 00:35:04,222 --> 00:35:06,037 Well, at least Carlos divorced his. 863 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:07,448 Annulled, but, yes. 864 00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:09,374 And that was never a question for us. 865 00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:11,209 Now, the kids question. 866 00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:12,619 Whoa, wait a minute. He has a kid? 867 00:35:12,621 --> 00:35:15,231 - No, he-he doesn't have a kid. - Oh. 868 00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:18,642 I just found out that he never wants to. 869 00:35:19,295 --> 00:35:21,144 Sounds like you could use some chicken. 870 00:35:29,321 --> 00:35:31,330 - How's this so good? - Mm. Right? 871 00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:33,499 You know what scares me, Dad? 872 00:35:34,252 --> 00:35:36,810 Is what it says about us, that we've never even discussed it. 873 00:35:36,903 --> 00:35:39,997 It says to me you avoided the conversation on purpose. 874 00:35:39,999 --> 00:35:41,090 Avoided? 875 00:35:41,092 --> 00:35:42,483 I don't avoid. 876 00:35:42,485 --> 00:35:45,986 I think you didn't ask TK about kids 877 00:35:46,489 --> 00:35:49,323 because you knew what his answer would be. 878 00:35:49,325 --> 00:35:50,766 We're in such a good place. 879 00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,160 Also, we've been really busy lately. 880 00:35:53,162 --> 00:35:55,012 For three years, Carlitos? 881 00:35:55,014 --> 00:35:56,163 Por favor. 882 00:35:56,181 --> 00:35:58,089 You're gonna have to do better than that. 883 00:35:58,091 --> 00:35:59,867 People get busy. That's the thing. 884 00:35:59,892 --> 00:36:02,611 Yeah, but not too busy to have a conversation so foundational. 885 00:36:02,613 --> 00:36:04,354 And that's not what healthy couples do. 886 00:36:04,356 --> 00:36:06,282 You know, your mother and I never discussed 887 00:36:06,284 --> 00:36:07,599 what religion you were gonna be 888 00:36:07,601 --> 00:36:10,619 until I overheard her scheduling your bris in the delivery room. 889 00:36:11,289 --> 00:36:14,681 Needless to say, a very animated conversation ensued. 890 00:36:14,683 --> 00:36:16,625 You don't think it's because I'm an addict? 891 00:36:16,627 --> 00:36:18,086 He's worried that I'll relapse? 892 00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:19,836 Maybe that's what's really bothering you. 893 00:36:19,861 --> 00:36:23,206 No. I believe in TK's recovery with my whole heart. 894 00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:24,800 Is that what he said the reason was? 895 00:36:24,802 --> 00:36:28,745 No. He said it's because he wants us to travel the world. 896 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,958 What? I've only left the state, like, twice in my life. 897 00:36:34,553 --> 00:36:37,848 And we had to take you kicking and screaming both times. 898 00:36:37,873 --> 00:36:42,484 You got homesick after a weekend in Branson. 899 00:36:44,155 --> 00:36:45,487 Ay, mi amor. 900 00:36:45,489 --> 00:36:47,898 Why don't you tell me what's really bothering you? 901 00:36:48,901 --> 00:36:51,885 Honestly, I don't feel comfortable saying it out loud. 902 00:36:51,887 --> 00:36:53,645 Is it that you're worried 903 00:36:53,647 --> 00:36:55,647 that the child's not gonna have a mother in their life? 904 00:36:55,649 --> 00:36:59,226 Because I'm here for you, and so are your sisters. 905 00:36:59,228 --> 00:37:00,535 I know you are. 906 00:37:00,537 --> 00:37:03,822 I'm not worried about who the mother will be. 907 00:37:03,824 --> 00:37:05,883 I'm worried about who's going to be the father. 908 00:37:07,252 --> 00:37:09,160 And I don't mean TK. 909 00:37:09,162 --> 00:37:10,754 - I blame you. - Me? 910 00:37:10,756 --> 00:37:14,350 Yeah, because I have such a great father/son situation here, 911 00:37:14,352 --> 00:37:16,352 I wanted to, you know, pay it forward. 912 00:37:16,354 --> 00:37:19,188 TK and Owen have always had such a special relationship 913 00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:20,522 from the time he was little. 914 00:37:20,524 --> 00:37:23,859 I didn't start one with my dad until two years ago. 915 00:37:23,861 --> 00:37:25,143 That is not true. 916 00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:26,770 I'm afraid I won't measure up. 917 00:37:26,772 --> 00:37:28,680 But I also don't wanna push him into something 918 00:37:28,682 --> 00:37:30,086 that he doesn't want. 919 00:37:30,111 --> 00:37:32,350 Does that make me compassionate or selfish? 920 00:37:32,352 --> 00:37:34,595 I can't answer that, but what I can tell you 921 00:37:34,597 --> 00:37:38,022 is almost every time I put your mother's needs before mine, 922 00:37:38,024 --> 00:37:39,208 I ended up being happier 923 00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:41,210 than if I'd gotten what I thought I wanted. 924 00:37:41,212 --> 00:37:42,953 So you're saying I should give up the dream? 925 00:37:42,955 --> 00:37:45,214 No. 926 00:37:45,216 --> 00:37:47,532 What I'm saying is that you have to be considerate 927 00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:50,444 for his feelings just as much as your own. 928 00:37:50,446 --> 00:37:52,471 And whatever you decide... 929 00:37:53,449 --> 00:37:55,115 you have to be honest with him. 930 00:37:55,117 --> 00:37:56,450 And take what the universe gives you. 931 00:37:56,452 --> 00:37:59,228 Because no matter what happens, mijo, 932 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:01,045 the most important thing... 933 00:38:01,047 --> 00:38:03,306 Is that TK's by my side. 934 00:38:03,959 --> 00:38:05,609 'cause Carlos is my person. 935 00:38:12,830 --> 00:38:15,906 Okay. I got grape leaves, I got rice, and I got garlic. 936 00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:20,231 You get the mint. I'm gonna get the Aleppo pepper. 937 00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:23,644 Right. And we need snoubar. 938 00:38:23,979 --> 00:38:25,403 Snoubar? What is snoubar? 939 00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:27,071 Probably under pine nuts. 940 00:38:27,073 --> 00:38:28,690 Oh, no, Asha's allergic to nuts. 941 00:38:28,715 --> 00:38:30,065 Is it gonna ruin it if we don't use it? 942 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,447 No, it's all good. 943 00:38:32,412 --> 00:38:34,913 Actually, you know, I-I wanted to say thank you. 944 00:38:34,915 --> 00:38:37,582 Um, I appreciate you guys inviting me over for dinner. 945 00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:39,493 But, you know, if you wanna spend the night alone 946 00:38:39,495 --> 00:38:41,103 as a couple, I totally get it. 947 00:38:41,105 --> 00:38:42,587 I don't wanna be a third wheel. 948 00:38:42,589 --> 00:38:44,606 Marjan, we are not inviting you. You're helping me cook. 949 00:38:44,608 --> 00:38:46,500 How else am I supposed to make a 950 00:38:46,502 --> 00:38:48,777 authentic Lebanese mezze by myself? 951 00:38:48,779 --> 00:38:50,837 Yeah, that would be a disaster. 952 00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:52,409 Okay, we need eggplant for baba ghanoush. 953 00:38:52,433 --> 00:38:53,484 Yes. 954 00:38:53,509 --> 00:38:54,578 Oh! 955 00:38:54,603 --> 00:38:56,009 - Oh. Trainer Joe. - Hey, you two! 956 00:38:56,011 --> 00:38:57,344 Hey. 957 00:38:57,346 --> 00:38:59,012 What are you, what are you doing here... 958 00:38:59,014 --> 00:39:00,430 in a halal market? 959 00:39:00,455 --> 00:39:04,184 Well, I only eat halal meat, and I felt like a porterhouse. 960 00:39:04,186 --> 00:39:05,352 You're Muslim? 961 00:39:05,354 --> 00:39:07,037 Is that really such a shock? 962 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:08,780 Yeah, kinda, you know. 963 00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:11,550 Because I'm Black and my name is Joe? 964 00:39:12,803 --> 00:39:14,911 I was only messing with you because I am Black 965 00:39:14,913 --> 00:39:15,992 but my name is actually Yusuf. 966 00:39:16,017 --> 00:39:17,197 Right. 967 00:39:17,199 --> 00:39:19,216 Okay, well, how come you never mentioned that 968 00:39:19,218 --> 00:39:20,550 in any of our sessions? 969 00:39:20,552 --> 00:39:23,553 Why would I? I don't bring my personal life to work. 970 00:39:24,389 --> 00:39:26,056 - Yeah, I respect that. Yeah. - Yeah. 971 00:39:26,058 --> 00:39:27,224 Assalamu alaikum. 972 00:39:27,226 --> 00:39:28,650 Walaikum salam. 973 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:37,734 Alright. It was, uh, it was nice running into you, Joe. Yusuf. 974 00:39:37,736 --> 00:39:40,537 Uh, you, too. I'll see you Thursday. 975 00:39:41,223 --> 00:39:43,458 Actually, uh... 976 00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:45,375 maybe you wanna see me tonight? 977 00:39:45,377 --> 00:39:48,838 I'm-I'm going to this guy's house with his girlfriend for dinner, 978 00:39:48,863 --> 00:39:51,214 and I could really use a fourth wheel. 979 00:39:52,084 --> 00:39:53,583 I don't know. 980 00:39:54,253 --> 00:39:55,569 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 981 00:39:55,571 --> 00:39:56,995 I'm sorry. Forget I even asked. 982 00:39:56,997 --> 00:39:58,238 I was gonna say, I don't know 983 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,590 if one porterhouse would be enough. 984 00:40:01,426 --> 00:40:03,243 - You're messin' with me. - Aah. 985 00:40:03,245 --> 00:40:05,187 I was messing with you. 986 00:40:05,189 --> 00:40:07,080 I would love to. 987 00:40:07,082 --> 00:40:08,732 - Yeah? - Yeah. 988 00:40:10,102 --> 00:40:11,610 Cool. 989 00:40:13,438 --> 00:40:15,781 - He wants me to... Yeah. - Yes. Yes, he does. 990 00:40:26,285 --> 00:40:29,119 - Hey, babe. - Hi. Perfect timing. 991 00:40:29,121 --> 00:40:31,129 - How was your day? - Good. 992 00:40:32,775 --> 00:40:35,292 - What are you cooking? - Beef Wellington. 993 00:40:35,294 --> 00:40:37,094 Can I get you a glass of wine? 994 00:40:38,038 --> 00:40:39,279 First, tell me the occasion. 995 00:40:39,281 --> 00:40:42,465 No occasion. Just every night that I get to spend with you 996 00:40:42,467 --> 00:40:44,619 is a night worth celebrating. 997 00:40:44,953 --> 00:40:46,119 Don't worry. 998 00:40:46,121 --> 00:40:47,646 This isn't a bribe. 999 00:40:50,884 --> 00:40:53,360 Well, neither is this. 1000 00:40:56,014 --> 00:40:58,056 What is this? 1001 00:40:58,058 --> 00:40:59,299 It's a surprise. 1002 00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:01,805 What's in the box? What's in the box? 1003 00:41:01,830 --> 00:41:03,078 You do a horrible Brad Pitt, you know that? 1004 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,154 I know, but you love it. 1005 00:41:04,156 --> 00:41:06,000 I don't, actually, but I do love you. 1006 00:41:06,025 --> 00:41:08,141 So, go on, open it. 1007 00:41:11,163 --> 00:41:13,088 Oh, my God. 1008 00:41:13,090 --> 00:41:15,090 A bearded dragon? 1009 00:41:15,092 --> 00:41:17,150 - Babe, it's... - Terrifying. 1010 00:41:17,152 --> 00:41:18,719 Beautiful. 1011 00:41:19,763 --> 00:41:20,987 Wow. 1012 00:41:21,414 --> 00:41:23,247 Hey, little buddy. 1013 00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:24,558 Hey. 1014 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,417 Hey, little guy. 1015 00:41:26,419 --> 00:41:28,086 I know you're ready to be a father. 1016 00:41:29,089 --> 00:41:31,690 And I have no doubt that you would be an amazing one. 1017 00:41:33,110 --> 00:41:35,152 But I'm not so sure I'm there yet. 1018 00:41:37,114 --> 00:41:38,530 Or ever will be. 1019 00:41:39,858 --> 00:41:41,199 Hmm. 1020 00:41:44,346 --> 00:41:46,346 I just wanted to be honest with you 1021 00:41:46,348 --> 00:41:49,124 and say that this may be the only child 1022 00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:51,209 we ever share together. 1023 00:41:51,629 --> 00:41:52,978 Okay. 1024 00:41:53,613 --> 00:41:54,946 Okay? 1025 00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,470 Okay. 1026 00:41:57,075 --> 00:41:58,829 Really? Are you sure? 1027 00:41:58,854 --> 00:42:01,947 Carlos, would you just take the yes? 1028 00:42:01,972 --> 00:42:03,430 Okay. 1029 00:42:04,141 --> 00:42:05,599 Yes, TK. 1030 00:42:10,555 --> 00:42:14,298 Also, they told me it likes to eat live crickets. 1031 00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:16,773 So, that's gonna be your job. 1032 00:42:16,798 --> 00:42:18,395 I got it. 1033 00:42:18,397 --> 00:42:21,323 What should we name this little guy? 1034 00:42:21,325 --> 00:42:24,326 I was thinking Louis the Second or Lou II. 1035 00:42:24,328 --> 00:42:26,903 Why don't we ask him? Let's see which one he likes better. 1036 00:42:26,905 --> 00:42:28,486 - Okay. - Okay. 1037 00:42:30,817 --> 00:42:31,833 Ohh, crap. 1038 00:42:33,763 --> 00:42:35,229 He already got out, didn't he? 1039 00:42:36,064 --> 00:42:38,006 Couldn't have gone far, right? 1040 00:42:38,008 --> 00:42:41,376 Uh, Louis the Second? 1041 00:42:41,995 --> 00:42:43,904 Lou II? 1042 00:42:43,906 --> 00:42:45,658 I'm never sleeping again. 1043 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:47,599 Oh, boy. 1044 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:54,399 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com -