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Oh, hi. I'm Betty.

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I'm the broker for this listing.
Are you here for the open house?

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You put my condo on the market?

4
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Yeah, did a lot of people show up?

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I priced it to move.

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Betty from Orbit is very angry.

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She kicked over the For sale
sign right in front of me.

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Yeah, I interviewed a lot of brokers

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and she was particularly unhinged.

10
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I gave her your cell.

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This is totally disproportionate
to my last prank on you.

12
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Are you kidding me? You made
me think I had a chance with Collette.

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You obviously don't have
a chance with Collette

14
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and this could affect my credit score.

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- Uh, hey. Hey guys.
- I hope so.

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Can I talk to everyone really quick?

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Retaliation will be outsized
and devastating

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and at a time of my choosing. Okay?

19
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- Is that now?
- I'm late. I know.

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My son stuck a Lucky Charm up his nose.

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- Also I slept in. I'm sorry.
- Guys!

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I have just received
an intra-department memo.

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It's pretty serious. An Officer
Whelon from precinct 2.1

24
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- was hurt on the job today.
- What happened?

25
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Apparently, he stepped on a rake

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and then he fractured
his occipital bone.

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Were Moe and Curly anywhere
near the scene?

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- No.
- And was there a coconut sound

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when the rake hit him in the face?

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Okay. I just need you all to be
very careful on the job, alright?

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Just, please wear your PPE, okay?

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Amen, guys.

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That's why we should all be
wearing our rake helmets.

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Hey. Did you list your apartment?

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What about?

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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -

37
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You know, this is my first weekend

38
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since the breakup with Camila

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where I wasn't completely miserable.

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I think I might have turned a corner.

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You know, you don't want
to heal too fast.

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There's something to be said

43
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for staying in that sad,
very, very quiet space.

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For a couple of months even.

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Well, seems like you had a good weekend.

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Kudos on the prank with Victoria.

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Thanks, I didn't get much sleep

48
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'cause I was falsifying
tons of documents.

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You guys go at it.
I love the dark flirting.

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- The what?
- Dark flirting.

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It's like you have this love language
of humiliation and revenge.

52
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We're not flirting, we're just
coworkers goofing around

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to kill time at the office.

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Got it. Totally.

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Though the prank did happen
at her condo on a Sunday.

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Truck 12, report of a
noise disturbance for a peacock

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in a residential neighborhood,
1214 Hidden Lane.

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Truck 12 responding.

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Peacock!

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I know it's a prank, but it's
not a terrible time for you to sell.

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- Oh, really?
- Market's gonna soften.

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Be a good time for you to get liquid.
Play in other sectors.

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Maybe mix use warehouses.

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I'm not sure how much
I like real estate, Patel.

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He's always working an angle.

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I just don't want you to miss out.

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See? Stuff like that. How does
Maya feel about real estate, Patel?

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Certainly doesn't mind making
a little extra cheddar.

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Ugh.

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Hi. Animal Control.

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- Yeah.
- Three guesses why we're here.

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I just put the peacock in the backyard.

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The neighbors complain again?

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I told them, all you have to
do is call me if it gets too loud...

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I hope you're here
to confiscate that bird.

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Why don't you take it easy, Jen?

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You take it easy, Brent.

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- Get in the truck.
- Why?

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It's about to go south.

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- They are just people.
- They're not people, they're neighbors.

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- Get in the truck.
- Do something about it!

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Okay, folks, I recently got out
of a long-term relationship.

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Why didn't it work? A lot of reasons.

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Cultural differences, distance,

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but mainly, we talked past each other.

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So let's not do that, okay?

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Brent's already said if
the peacock gets too loud

88
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- he can just call him.
- Well Brent's a liar.

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Why don't you say that again, Ted?

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- Oh!
- That bird's gotta go!

91
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No, guys! Everybody calm down!

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Stop! I'm telling you to stop.

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Oh!

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Ughhh!

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Jeez.

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You alright?

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Melons?

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My god, Jen.

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Okay.

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Really, I'm fine.

101
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This is exactly what
I was worried about.

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Shred, I really think you need
to go to the hospital.

103
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They're just gonna tell me
to follow concussion protocols.

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I've been through this before.
Rest for 12 hours and try not to sleep.

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Someone should watch him.

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Like a partner?

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Like one, but not exactly one.

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- I'll do it.
- What are you trying to get out of at home?

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Sixth grader slumber party.

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Eight girls, three cliques,
there will be no winners.

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Are you gonna take his care seriously?

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Totally. What platforms
you working with?

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Xbox, Playstation.

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That'll do. You like Thai food?

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- Not really.
- You're probably just ordering wrong.

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I'll walk you through it. Let's roll.

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Okay, no strobing lights, though!

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He's in good hands.

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Oh, my gosh.
Dispatch is getting inundated

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with complaints about the peacock.

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- Can't we just confiscate the bird?
- Good luck.

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We can't take the bird
unless it makes noise

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for three continuous minutes
and it has to be recorded.

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We all know where this is going, right?

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Stakeout. Like on the force.

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Yeah, I always hated
the rampant corruption

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but I always loved a stakeout.

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A stakeout. Sure.

129
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Um, you should probably team up
with someone on this though.

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No. He looks way too excited.

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Great. I'll need an unmakes car
with hideaway lights

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- and a trucker buddy.
- I don't know what that is.

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Portable urinal.
I'll go change into my streets.

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- I'm sorry.
- No. No, no, no.

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He can't just urinate
with me in the car.

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I hope he doesn't.

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Dude, watch your six. Watch your six!

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I thought you were watching my six.

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- You're dead.
- My brains are everywhere.

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That's a concussion
you don't recover from.

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- Try the wings.
- Okay. I've never had one of these.

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A little spicy.

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- Woah! Whoa! Wait!
- Ride the beast.

144
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- No. This is hot!
- Ride the beast.

145
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- No, I want water, man.
- No! Eat something.

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That'll put it out.

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The curry's probably a bad call though.

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Ugh! Ow! Why does this exist, man?!

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- That's very spicy.
- Who eats this?

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- Eat the rice.
- The Rice? Oh.

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You bastard, dude. It's so hot.

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What the hell?

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- Wait for it.
- For what?

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Oh! Whoah!

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- I feel all buzzy.
- That's the endorphins kicking in.

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Your mouth just stuck a half pipe, bro.

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- You got anything hotter?
- You warrior. I love it.

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Just so you know, there is
a second surge wave coming.

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It's gonna hit land in about six hours.

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- I'm not worried about it.
- You should be.

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Shall we clear the Al-Qaeda cell
from downtown Dayton?

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Let's show Ohio what is up.

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Bro, you need to stay with me this time.

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Are you expecting someone?

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No. Protect my guy.
He's fast, but he's not strong.

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It's so fun!

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- Emily?
- Hey. Can I come in?

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- Of course, yeah. Come on.
- Okay.

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I was worried about you.

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- Why?
- Bro!

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You just got another
traumatic brain injury.

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Oh, hey Emily.

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Patel! What... loud music?

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Bright strobing lights? Violent images?

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- Are you kidding me?
- What? No, he's fine. Right, bro?

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I think the second wave's hitting early.

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Thai food.

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Ah, journaling your thoughts
with a pen and paper. That's cute.

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I always figured that we're
not of the same generation.

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- How was the war?
- I am logging in my log book.

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- This is so dumb.
- Time in.

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- What?
- Start clocking the squawks.

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Okay.

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Remember, we need to record

185
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three straight minutes
of squawking for the lawyers.

186
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Man, I love all animals

187
00:08:04,042 --> 00:08:06,712
but what exactly is the upside
to this pet?

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Time.

189
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Seven seconds.

190
00:08:10,329 --> 00:08:13,010
Oh. This could be a very long night.

191
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Oh, we gotta go over the ground rules.

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There's really only one rule,
which is no pranking on stakeouts.

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00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:20,912
- Why?
- It's just a request.

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- Would you please respect it?
- Sure.

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- You're not gonna respect it.
- No, I'm not.

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- What are you doing?
- Oh my gosh!

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A little big jumpy there, Frank.

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Don't forget to write
that in your log book.

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"8:07PM, Frank has the yips."

200
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Okay. How are you feeling?

201
00:08:40,897 --> 00:08:43,905
- I'm really okay.
- No headaches or nausea?

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- Touché!
- Patel!

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I'm so sorry.

204
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You are officially fired as nurse.

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Alright, you can go home.

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We were actually having fun.

207
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- Yeah.
- Fun is not the primary objective.

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It's to avoid a seizure.

209
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I'm almost sure I haven't had a seizure.

210
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure he hasn't
had a seizure.

211
00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:03,491
- Definitely not a major one.
- Yeah, I, no...

212
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,828
Well, I can take it from here.
I cleared my night.

213
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,029
Oh, wait. Now I feel bad.

214
00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:10,152
- Did you have big plans?
- Yeah, I did.

215
00:09:10,163 --> 00:09:13,419
I don't want to go into details,
but they were substantial plans.

216
00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:15,651
- That sounds made up.
- It's not made up.

217
00:09:15,662 --> 00:09:17,982
Well I can't go home.
The girl's slumber party!

218
00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:20,507
Oh yeah. We've been
following it on social media.

219
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The Kaitlyn and Lucile thing
came to a head

220
00:09:22,673 --> 00:09:25,233
- and guess where Rose ended up?
- Yep.

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00:09:25,243 --> 00:09:26,354
- On the outs.
- The outs.

222
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Alright. Well, if you are going to stay

223
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,739
then we all need to be mellow and chill.

224
00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:33,441
Okay. How chill?

225
00:09:33,452 --> 00:09:36,959
Like, um... Like board game chill.

226
00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:38,913
Sounds great. Shred, go
and prepare the funeral.

227
00:09:38,923 --> 00:09:40,758
- For the buzz?
- For the buzz.

228
00:09:42,861 --> 00:09:45,453
- French fry?
- Sprinkled with laxatives? No thanks.

229
00:09:45,463 --> 00:09:46,921
If it was laced with laxatives

230
00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:48,589
wouldn't I have gotten you your own bag?

231
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You tell me.
The stakeout was really sudden

232
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so you could have a ton
of dangerous ideas in the works

233
00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:54,095
but not had a chance
to think them through.

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What is wrong with you?

235
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Why are you so obsessed with pranks

236
00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:59,400
when being on the receiving
end is clearly torture for you.

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I'm not obsessed.
It's just something I've always done.

238
00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:03,771
Being on the force,
growing up with brothers.

239
00:10:03,781 --> 00:10:05,439
Easy access to fireworks.

240
00:10:05,449 --> 00:10:07,282
It's not my theory.

241
00:10:08,385 --> 00:10:11,212
- You got a theory?
- I do. It's a simple one, but yeah.

242
00:10:11,269 --> 00:10:13,370
- Okay.
- You have intimacy issues.

243
00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:15,178
And pranks are a way to keep

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people at arms length.

245
00:10:16,494 --> 00:10:17,730
- Intimacy issues?
- Yeah.

246
00:10:17,741 --> 00:10:19,667
How sad. It's just pure projection.

247
00:10:19,678 --> 00:10:21,489
It's very lazy police work,
Officer Sands.

248
00:10:21,499 --> 00:10:22,823
Okay, that is not projection.

249
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,954
I get intimate two to three
times a week.

250
00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:26,627
Sometimes more in summer months.

251
00:10:26,637 --> 00:10:27,962
Maybe it's not actual intimacy

252
00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:30,851
and it's just you trying to fill
a bottomless well of need.

253
00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:34,388
Oh, wow. Kitty got claws.

254
00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:38,439
Look, stakeouts can get pretty real
and they can be powerful moments...

255
00:10:38,449 --> 00:10:41,319
Please stop talking.
I don't want to talk.

256
00:10:41,738 --> 00:10:45,744
And I'm freezing.
Doesn't this thing have heat?

257
00:10:46,185 --> 00:10:47,653
Yeah, right here.

258
00:10:49,693 --> 00:10:53,998
Got ya! Oh, my gosh!

259
00:11:02,572 --> 00:11:04,541
That went even better than planned.

260
00:11:08,732 --> 00:11:10,869
Talc? That's the big prank?

261
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,226
You should see your face.

262
00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:14,488
You know, if I could see it,
it would be a look of

263
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:17,345
profound disappointment
because, where's the pageantry?

264
00:11:17,355 --> 00:11:18,379
Where the intricate planning?

265
00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:20,014
There should be bees
coming out of the vent.

266
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:22,783
Yeah, I know it's old school
but you didn't see it coming.

267
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:24,185
Time in. Start the clock.

268
00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:25,609
Here we go.

269
00:11:26,025 --> 00:11:27,193
You're a jackass.

270
00:11:29,948 --> 00:11:32,609
Okay, this is gonna be so much fun.

271
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,562
Does everyone have their tea?

272
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:35,718
Yay.

273
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,632
I am gonna have to
call dibs on this thimble.

274
00:11:38,642 --> 00:11:40,668
Oh. I've always been a wheelbarrow man.

275
00:11:40,678 --> 00:11:41,875
- Really?
- Mmhmm.

276
00:11:41,886 --> 00:11:43,885
How married are we to this music?

277
00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:46,788
Yeah, is this, uh, folk? Elevator folk?

278
00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,376
- Is that a thing?
- What is it?

279
00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:50,678
It's a playlist off
the restorative channel.

280
00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:54,715
Well, I'm battling 11 years
of parenting exhaustion

281
00:11:54,725 --> 00:11:56,884
and I'm gonna need some stimulus here.

282
00:11:56,894 --> 00:11:58,086
Have some tea, bro.

283
00:11:58,096 --> 00:12:00,854
Yeah, get some dandelion up in you.

284
00:12:00,864 --> 00:12:01,867
- It's good, right?
- It is.

285
00:12:01,878 --> 00:12:02,952
Oh god.

286
00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:04,557
Just ten more seconds!

287
00:12:04,748 --> 00:12:09,453
2:53, 2:54... 2:55-

288
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:11,732
Ugh!

289
00:12:11,942 --> 00:12:13,267
You have got to be kidding me.

290
00:12:13,277 --> 00:12:14,745
This bird is good.

291
00:12:16,547 --> 00:12:20,408
Hey, uh, sorry about the
bottomless well of need comment.

292
00:12:20,419 --> 00:12:24,446
I have no business knocking you
for wanting to enjoy your life.

293
00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:28,085
I have fun. But it does get exhausting.

294
00:12:28,096 --> 00:12:30,683
I've been waking up pretty
wretched the morning after.

295
00:12:30,694 --> 00:12:33,475
That's called a hangover, and they
only get worse when you get older.

296
00:12:34,765 --> 00:12:37,318
You know, I always give you crap
about your age.

297
00:12:37,329 --> 00:12:39,631
- Hm.
- But I don't even see you as old.

298
00:12:40,656 --> 00:12:42,758
Okay. Whatever.

299
00:12:44,541 --> 00:12:47,767
I need caffeine, so I'm gonna head
around the corner to the gas station

300
00:12:47,778 --> 00:12:48,802
and get us a coffee.

301
00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:50,581
Yeah, yeah that sounds
pretty good, rookie.

302
00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:59,183
Dang. Baltic Ave again.

303
00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:01,220
Oh. Patel, I owe you more rent.

304
00:13:01,659 --> 00:13:02,746
Patel?

305
00:13:02,757 --> 00:13:03,765
Mm.

306
00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:06,215
Hey. Hey.

307
00:13:07,671 --> 00:13:09,123
Okay, he's like totally asleep.

308
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:12,326
Poor guy ran around like a top
and just tuckered himself out.

309
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,162
You know, he's
actually a really fun guy.

310
00:13:16,807 --> 00:13:19,067
Well, maybe he can still be fun.

311
00:13:19,077 --> 00:13:21,302
- What are you thinking?
- Well, I am annoyed at him

312
00:13:21,312 --> 00:13:23,337
that he dropped the ball
on taking care of you

313
00:13:23,347 --> 00:13:27,608
and the depth of his slumber is,
um... an opportunity.

314
00:13:27,618 --> 00:13:30,591
Emily Middle Name Price.
What'd you have in mind?

315
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,370
A big L on the forehead?

316
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:34,810
You know what? I'm gonna surprise you.

317
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:36,985
And you.

318
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:44,966
Ah... Ugh... Ah...

319
00:13:44,977 --> 00:13:47,494
Oh, come on. Wake up, leg. Come on.

320
00:13:50,874 --> 00:13:52,133
What?

321
00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:53,501
Are you Ebeneezer Dawkins?

322
00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:55,303
I'm Frank Shaw with Animal Control.

323
00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,381
- Do you have some ID?
- Sure.

324
00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:00,559
- Could you come with me?
- What's going on?

325
00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:02,237
Now don't get agitated,
I'm trying to help you.

326
00:14:02,248 --> 00:14:05,989
Okay. Ah, ooh. There it is again.

327
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,780
Ah! I can't sit for that long anymore.

328
00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:10,650
There was a silver alert
put out earlier this evening

329
00:14:10,661 --> 00:14:11,852
for an Ebeneezer Dawkins

330
00:14:11,862 --> 00:14:14,021
matching your description
with possible dementia

331
00:14:14,031 --> 00:14:15,689
who wandered off from a seniors centre.

332
00:14:15,699 --> 00:14:17,168
Just look at my ID.

333
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:21,170
Yeah, that's you, Ebeneezer Dawkins.

334
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,166
That... clearly this is a fake ID.

335
00:14:25,176 --> 00:14:28,038
My partner must have made it.
Do I look 79?

336
00:14:28,049 --> 00:14:29,932
Let me me get you
in the light here, buddy.

337
00:14:29,943 --> 00:14:32,038
Yeah, you're more like, you know, 60.

338
00:14:32,049 --> 00:14:34,742
What?

339
00:14:34,752 --> 00:14:37,362
- That was worth it all.
- Hey, what's going on here?

340
00:14:37,373 --> 00:14:40,012
Just a whole lot of gratitude
for first responders like you.

341
00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:42,232
- Be careful, it's hot.
- That's my partner,

342
00:14:42,243 --> 00:14:44,884
we're Animal Control and clearly
she is pulling a prank.

343
00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:45,911
Oh, you're kidding me?

344
00:14:45,922 --> 00:14:47,800
It's a crime to send out a fake
alert, you know that, right?

345
00:14:47,811 --> 00:14:49,136
I do now.

346
00:14:49,147 --> 00:14:52,307
But I feel like you're probably
gonna let me get away with it.

347
00:14:52,451 --> 00:14:54,728
That's true.

348
00:14:54,738 --> 00:14:56,764
- Don't do it again.
- Me?

349
00:14:56,774 --> 00:14:58,227
- Bye.
- Good night.

350
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:04,537
And now, I am getting texts
from like everyone.

351
00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:06,774
Oh yeah, an alert went out
to the entire state.

352
00:15:06,784 --> 00:15:08,209
Western Canada too.

353
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,027
Time.

354
00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:20,387
You gonna be snippy all
night because I bested you?

355
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,686
Time!

356
00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:23,743
A minute, thirty.

357
00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:26,898
What the hell was that?

358
00:15:44,768 --> 00:15:48,062
It's him. It's C-38.

359
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,332
I think we solved our peacock problem.

360
00:15:50,343 --> 00:15:52,000
Not the best solution,
because he ate it.

361
00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:53,648
And now we have to sedate him.

362
00:16:00,232 --> 00:16:02,496
- I can't do it.
- You're just sedating him.

363
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:05,132
No, we tranq him
then we have to report it

364
00:16:05,142 --> 00:16:06,400
and that he's been killing pets

365
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:08,687
in a residential area then
they'll have to destroy him.

366
00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:11,467
Well, he doesn't seem so
un-dangerous right now.

367
00:16:15,238 --> 00:16:17,546
I can't.

368
00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:19,423
Frank!

369
00:16:24,495 --> 00:16:26,354
That's actually really good.

370
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,988
I can't believe he didn't wake up.

371
00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:29,657
I kind of want to check his vitals.

372
00:16:32,169 --> 00:16:33,827
I was wondering something.

373
00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,195
What? What's that?

374
00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:37,765
Do you ever, like, miss snowboarding?

375
00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:38,999
No.

376
00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:40,468
I mean, I got to do more of it

377
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,899
than most people get to do
in a lifetime,

378
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:44,305
so how can I complain, right?

379
00:16:44,315 --> 00:16:46,840
And what is it anyway?
You go up a hill in a chair

380
00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:48,842
and then you go back down the hill.

381
00:16:48,852 --> 00:16:51,443
Except your body's like a rocket ship

382
00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:53,051
if a rocket ship could surf

383
00:16:53,062 --> 00:16:56,382
and mountains were like
10,000 foot-high waves.

384
00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,144
You sound completely over it, so...

385
00:16:58,155 --> 00:16:59,664
- Yeah.
- That's good. That's good.

386
00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:01,839
Yeah. Yeah, no. I don't miss it at all.

387
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:04,485
Mmhmm. So, I actually have
one more question for you.

388
00:17:04,496 --> 00:17:05,739
Hm?

389
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,427
Do you have a feather?

390
00:17:07,438 --> 00:17:08,773
Do I have a feather?

391
00:17:17,857 --> 00:17:19,916
- I'm sorry.
- Heck, you were just

392
00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:21,207
trying to save my life.

393
00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:24,578
Yeah, which you still haven't
said thank you for, by the way.

394
00:17:24,663 --> 00:17:25,663
Hm.

395
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,241
This is really tearing you up, huh?

396
00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:33,167
Yeah. Not a lot in this world I admire.

397
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,171
C-38? It's just who he is.

398
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,226
Doesn't apologize, doesn't compromise.

399
00:17:39,236 --> 00:17:42,195
Just a creature in perfect
harmony with his surroundings.

400
00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:45,242
And then people came
and messed it all up.

401
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:49,484
It kills me I'm the one that did him in.

402
00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:52,768
Who's to say you did him in?

403
00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:58,483
I reckon he'll be safe up here.

404
00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:06,148
Wow, in this light you can
really see how muscled he is.

405
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:07,817
Seriously, if you want
some alone time with him

406
00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:09,515
I can wait in the truck.

407
00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,353
He's waking up.

408
00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:28,527
Bye, buddy.

409
00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:40,405
Oh!

410
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,341
Ugh. I'm sorry.
I must have fallen asleep.

411
00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:50,712
Yeah. You were... you were in and out.

412
00:18:50,723 --> 00:18:51,968
What time is it?

413
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:53,321
Uh, it's almost midnight.

414
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,453
Oh. I better go relieve Maya.

415
00:18:57,041 --> 00:19:00,234
- You okay, man?
- Oh, yeah. I'm all good.

416
00:19:00,283 --> 00:19:02,476
Obviously I only came here
to get away from my family

417
00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:05,312
and play with your stuff,
but this was good.

418
00:19:05,322 --> 00:19:07,347
- It really was.
- And you, Madame Boss Lady,

419
00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:10,520
- I'm sorry we gave you a hard time.
- Don't worry about it, Luigi.

420
00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:13,947
Maybe just leave the jokes to us.

421
00:19:15,915 --> 00:19:18,158
- Yeah.
- Alright, I gotta go lay down the law

422
00:19:18,168 --> 00:19:20,528
with some incredibly
mean-spirited sixth graders.

423
00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:21,672
Good night.

424
00:19:22,024 --> 00:19:23,024
Good night.

425
00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:32,483
You know that if they find out
about this we could lose our jobs?

426
00:19:32,494 --> 00:19:36,809
Yeah. So, here we find ourselves
having to trust each other.

427
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:39,847
Which I know is hard for you
with the intimacy stuff.

428
00:19:39,857 --> 00:19:41,682
It is a very unnatural feeling.

429
00:19:41,692 --> 00:19:44,552
Maybe we should call it
a truce on the prank war?

430
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:45,953
- Absolutely.
- Right.

431
00:19:45,964 --> 00:19:47,722
- Victoria Sands?
- Starting tomorrow.

432
00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:49,132
Ready to talk enlistment?

433
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,359
I'm not even a US citizen.

434
00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:56,329
Oh I don't think you'll see combat,
but I just want to say, in advance,

435
00:19:56,339 --> 00:19:57,815
thank you for your service.

436
00:19:58,337 --> 00:20:00,306
Where are you going? No, don't...

437
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,880
You know, I'm actually
kind of jealous of Patel's moustache.

438
00:20:05,891 --> 00:20:08,375
- Do you want one?
- Well, I can't seem to grow one

439
00:20:08,385 --> 00:20:10,183
and Camila always made fun of me for it.

440
00:20:10,194 --> 00:20:12,580
Okay, well the artist is in session.

441
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,214
- Really?
- Oh, yes.

442
00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:16,899
- Do it.
- Okay. Look at you.

443
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:19,014
- Just sit really still so I don't mess up.
- Okay, I'm ready.

444
00:20:19,025 --> 00:20:20,576
This is serious.

445
00:20:21,159 --> 00:20:23,419
You know, I never asked you.

446
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,790
How did you end up getting
the job at Animal Control?

447
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,229
It's kind of embarrassing.

448
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,734
Uh, I was an administrator
at another precinct

449
00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:33,738
and when Rick got injured,

450
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:36,850
um, my aunt who works for
the City kind of pushed for me

451
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,238
to get the promotion.

452
00:20:38,248 --> 00:20:40,440
I don't think that makes
you unqualified.

453
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,956
Oh, good, 'cause, you know,
I wasn't worried about that,

454
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,377
but now I am.

455
00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:46,426
No! No, no, no! Oh, jeez.

456
00:20:46,437 --> 00:20:47,931
No, 'cause you're
like so good at your job.

457
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,395
- Oh, yeah.
- You're like a natural leader.

458
00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:50,759
For real. Really.

459
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,620
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

460
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:54,755
Okay, shut up so I can just finish this.

461
00:20:54,765 --> 00:20:57,274
- Okay.
- Alright, it's even.

462
00:20:57,434 --> 00:20:59,292
- It's good?
- Okay, it's really good.

463
00:21:04,994 --> 00:21:06,686
Okay. I should get that.

464
00:21:06,819 --> 00:21:07,954
Yeah.

465
00:21:11,615 --> 00:21:13,383
Patel must have forgotten something.

466
00:21:16,354 --> 00:21:17,551
Surprise.

467
00:21:17,562 --> 00:21:18,562
Camila?

468
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,013
Did you grow a moustache?

469
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,250
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