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Got a text from a guy named Dick.

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That's my dad. Put my phone down.

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I didn't know that was your dad's name.

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It's not.

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Huh. He says he wants you to reconsider.

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Reconsider what? Intriguing.

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Hey, ow! You scratched
me with your nails.

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- They're like talons.
- He wants to sell the family's ski cabin.

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My brother and sister have
agreed but I don't want to sell.

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- Why don't you want to sell?
- Because he wants to.

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And I find it pleasurable to
withhold something from him.

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Much like he withheld his love
and acceptance of me as a child.

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There's a symmetry to it.

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Classic Frank. So, where's the cabin?

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Chrystal Mountain, near the resort.

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Woah.

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That thing must be worth more
than the sixteenth chapel.

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Which chapel?

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The sixteenth chapel.
Painted by Mechalangelo.

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Who's also my favorite Ninja Turtle.

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Well, it's been a while but
I think this warrants it, so...

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- What?
- I'm just gonna...

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What are... What?

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- Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -

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Hey, Shred's gonna be
late. He wanted to walk.

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You can't keep throwing
him out of the truck.

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Well, I can and I will until he changes.

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And that's probably gonna
have to be on a DNA level.

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Who wants to assist me
with an alpaca birth?

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Ooh.

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I think the alpaca would feel more
comfortable with a female presence.

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Sexist. Actionable.

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Presumes knowledge of what
the alpaca is thinking.

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Have you and I ever
done a call together?

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You know what, Collette,
I don't think we have.

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Then let's do it. I will grab
the gear, meet me at the truck.

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- It'll be fun.
- Indeed it will be.

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Okay, maybe next time.

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First they bonded as colleagues
and then they crossed that line.

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I suppose somewhere on the planet

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an alpaca's part of a throuple.

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I'm gonna make it work.

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I guess I'll make it work too.

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By the way, thanks for running
the whole ditch Patel decision by me.

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I feel super seen and heard.

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Hey guys, dispatch got a call
for a skunk pickup at a residence.

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Um, Frank, since you
abandoned your partner,

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- why don't you ride with Patel?
- Yeah, cool with me.

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Seeing as how I'm being passed
around like diarrhea on a cruise ship.

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- Patel, did you say something?
- Nope.

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The alpaca's around the back.

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Okay. How many weeks is she?

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No idea. This is an AirBnB

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Okay, so that's actually a llama.

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You're ready to have a baby, aren't you?

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How long has she been in labor?

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Definitely before we took
the hot air balloon ride.

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Okay, I think you should
head back to the house

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and never rent in the Farm Stay
Experience category ever again.

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You're not a good enough person.

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Uh...

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I think you made her cry.

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Wait, are you joking?

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No, no, listen. You can
hear the muffled sob.

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Hey, Shred, you have to see this.

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It's Victoria and
Collette with the llama.

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- Isn't that so cute?
- That's so cool.

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I'm like half-debating going out there.

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You should go. It'll be like
watching a baby sweater being born.

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I can't, I have this
huge delivery coming in.

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There's a weird national dog
food shortage happening right now

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and it was so hard to
track down a supplier, so..

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Well, I'll handle it.

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Yeah, totally. I'll
stay here. You should go.

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- Wait, really?
- Yes.

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Okay. Thanks.
That's really sweet of you.

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No problem. And hey, before I forget.

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You said that you were having
trouble sleeping, right?

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Just at night, for
the past several years.

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Okay, well I have this
sleep ring. It's high tech.

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I got it when I was on the national team

82
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and it's really helpful.
It tracks all your vitals.

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- It's for me?
- Yeah.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Wait, this is feeling very unbalanced

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because you've done two
very thoughtful things for me

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and I've done literally
zero things for you.

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Well, the day is young.
You can make it up to me.

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Or don't. You're the boss.

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Well, we're married now.

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I'm kidding, I mean, wrong hand, so..

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So, we're divorced.

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- Okay. Oh no.
- Anyway, thanks.

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That was one compliant skunk.
He jumped right in the box.

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Yeah. I think we've got time
to go to Cloud Nine Doughnuts.

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Oh, I actually do
deserve a little treat.

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I had a big victory on the home front.

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Am I detecting a swagger?

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Well, it's not a big deal.

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But my daughter Addy, she's been
giving her little brother a hard time.

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Burned his Lovey, you
know, sibling stuff.

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- Yeah. Arson.
- Yeah.

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So, you know, we had this
open, honest conversation.

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I said, this has to stop
and she heard me, man.

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She really heard me.

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And, you don't care about
the kids stuff do you?

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Not even for a second.

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- Okay.
- What kind of doughnuts are you gonna get?

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Two jellies and a glazed for sure.
After that, I'mma play it by ear.

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I have self-regulation issues.

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Okay, vitals are sound.

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I think she's ready.

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Hot sandwiches! I brought sandwiches.

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Emily, what are you doing here?

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Surprise! I just wanted
to come observe you.

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Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.

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Can I ask you to put
the sandwiches away?

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The odor will attract flies

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and we need to keep
the environment sterile.

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Totally. I am so sorry, I did not..

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I'm gonna, I'll just leave them outside.

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I am just gonna stand back
here and not distract you.

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I almost feel like I'm crashing a party.

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Yeah, not an outlandish comparison.

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Actually, Emily, I'm gonna need
you as a direct participant.

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We're gonna completely
flip the baby around.

127
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Now, it's can get a little messy,

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so you might want to
roll your sleeves up.

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Oh, my gosh. Okay.

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Get over here.

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Oh. Let's bring her home.

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What the hell?

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- Dammit.
- It's only been like five minutes!

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It was 20. You were choosing doughnuts

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like you were picking
an engagement ring.

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I still don't feel
good about my choices.

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Wheels not properly turned on a hill?

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We're not on a hill.

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There's a slight grade.

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If I took this marble, put
it in the center of the road,

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it wouldn't budge an inch.

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Why do you have a marble?

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- You don't have a good-luck charm?
- Look at my life, what do you think?

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This is all my dad's doing.

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It's exactly the type of
revenge a cop would take.

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'Cause you won't sell the cabin?

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Look, I'm sure he pulled
strings at the department

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and had them create a dedicated
parking patrol just to harass me.

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Buddy, I think you're
being a little paranoid.

150
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Maybe we just parked wrong.

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Hey! Let your dad sell the cabin!

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You were saying?

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Ah, there you are.

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Heard you guys wrangled some Alpo.

155
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Oh yeah, I just
finished putting it away.

156
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Thought I'd get in a quick workout.

157
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Nice. How bout a
couple bags for the 2-3?

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Ooh, sorry man.

159
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Emily worked really
hard to get that food.

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Come on, just two bags.

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I can't do it, I really can't.

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Ah, she's really got you tied
around her little pinkie, doesn't she?

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Former XTR Games athlete,

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it's gonna take more than a little
light trash talk to get in my head.

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Ah, there it is. The
XTR Games mention again.

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Bronze medal 2020, baby.

167
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Yeah, for snowboarding.

168
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What is that again, is
that like stand up sledding?

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- And what's your sport, Big Time?
- General fitness.

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General fitness?
What's that trophy look like?

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A guy swiping his gym card?

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Well, I'll tell you one thing.

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I can do longer sets
on my wall sit than you.

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Okay, you're clearly trying
to engage my competitiveness

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and I'm clearly taking the bait.

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How long can you wall sit?

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I can go all day.

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You know what? If you
can go five minutes,

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I'll give you those bags of dog food.

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Ah, you wanna get froggy. I'll jump.

181
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How bout we go head to
head? Last man sitting wins.

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Head to head. What do I get if I win?

183
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You just got a new net gun.

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Fires 300psi.

185
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- Frank would love that.
- Too bad he'll never see it.

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Oh, he'll see it

187
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because my ass is literally
about to beat your ass.

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- Okay.
- You ready?

189
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- Yeah.
- Then let's do it.

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Three, two, one.

191
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Drop it low.

192
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Yeah. I love it.

193
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Okay, I'm going to turn the head.

194
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Then I need you to reach in,
put pressure on the baby's butt

195
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and I'm gonna signal,
you push clockwise.

196
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Okay. Alright. I think I'm on her butt.

197
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Good. Here we go. You ready?

198
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- Mmhm.
- And...

199
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- Okay.
- Push.

200
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- Okay.
- So sorry but your truck's blocking us

201
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and we have a 7:00 PM reservation.

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Not now, Madison!

203
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- Oh, it's happening.
- Here she comes. Here she comes.

204
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The baby's coming! The baby's coming!

205
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Here she comes.

206
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Oh, my gosh, that is amazing!

207
00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:03,459
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

208
00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:05,756
- Wait till you see the afterbirth.
- Eww.

209
00:09:05,767 --> 00:09:07,528
- Oh, oh we're going back in.
- Yep. Let's go.

210
00:09:07,553 --> 00:09:08,782
Oh, I'm sorry.

211
00:09:16,938 --> 00:09:19,367
- It's antiquated, bro.
- What?

212
00:09:19,378 --> 00:09:21,648
Like the way you and your dad
are relating to each other.

213
00:09:21,659 --> 00:09:24,216
We get it. You're both
emotionally stunted.

214
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Perhaps irreparably.

215
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But that's not what the people want.

216
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The people want you to go
to your dad and work it out.

217
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Well, I guess, I don't
really have a choice.

218
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That's right, you don't have a choice.

219
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- No, he booted my car.
- Hmm?

220
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Oh.

221
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Okay, I don't wanna be
too self-congratulatory,

222
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but, I think, we've
earned some tequila shots?

223
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- Yeah!
- Yes. I'm in.

224
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But to be honest, I'd be
in even if we botched it.

225
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I am completely swamped in paperwork
so I'm gonna take a rain check.

226
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Oh, no, no, no. Hang on.

227
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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, what's up?

228
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Uh, I think you should come with us.

229
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Oh, that's so sweet. I really am
buried in paperwork though, so...

230
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Yeah, no, the thing is, I'm trying
to get to know Collette better.

231
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,284
Oh yeah. I picked up on that.

232
00:10:03,295 --> 00:10:05,509
Right, and I think it
would feel more organic

233
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if we all go out together.

234
00:10:07,414 --> 00:10:09,040
Okay, now you're asking me for a favor

235
00:10:09,051 --> 00:10:10,793
but it seems more like a command.

236
00:10:10,804 --> 00:10:13,025
No, no, no it's a favor.
It's just the way my voice is.

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00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:14,833
- So you're going.
- Um,

238
00:10:14,844 --> 00:10:16,713
sure. Yeah, I'll come for one drink.

239
00:10:16,731 --> 00:10:17,923
Cool, okay.

240
00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:20,672
And if you can, bring up
the band Kings of Leon.

241
00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:22,567
They wrote a song about me.

242
00:10:22,646 --> 00:10:24,652
Okay. It feels like
that's gonna be tough

243
00:10:24,663 --> 00:10:26,486
to bring up in casual conversation.

244
00:10:26,497 --> 00:10:28,759
- I feel like you'll figure it out.
- Okay.

245
00:10:30,979 --> 00:10:32,977
You doing a lot better
than I thought you would.

246
00:10:32,988 --> 00:10:35,431
Growing up I was a
water boy at a quarry.

247
00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:38,978
That's literally the most
quad-strengthening childhood imaginable.

248
00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:42,671
Want to up the ante?
I win, I get all the food.

249
00:10:42,806 --> 00:10:44,460
What do I get when you lose?

250
00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:48,048
Hm, you can have the
foosball table at our precinct.

251
00:10:48,085 --> 00:10:49,985
Frank would also love that.

252
00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:55,326
Oh. You're losing it.

253
00:10:55,442 --> 00:10:56,442
Psych.

254
00:10:57,051 --> 00:10:59,778
Pain is just the
weakness leaving the body.

255
00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:13,095
Hey, Dad. This is my friend, Patel.

256
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,779
Nice to meet you, sir.

257
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,738
Tough start, but okay.

258
00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:19,304
He's super fun.

259
00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:21,726
- We'll get the door, no problem.
- What's going on?

260
00:11:21,737 --> 00:11:23,887
I'm gonna cut right to it.
I'm not selling the cabin.

261
00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:26,142
What do you care? You never use it.

262
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,578
No, I'm gonna go up there this winter.

263
00:11:27,589 --> 00:11:30,090
Write a book about growing
up with a douchebag father.

264
00:11:30,101 --> 00:11:32,403
You know what? Let's just
bring the temperature down.

265
00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:34,248
Open up our hearts.
That's how it works in my family.

266
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:36,861
No one respects you and your family.

267
00:11:36,872 --> 00:11:38,240
Okay.

268
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,898
Who did you talk to?

269
00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:41,457
Why do you want the cabin?

270
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,186
I don't know.
Maybe I'll have kids some day

271
00:11:43,197 --> 00:11:44,677
and it'd be fun to take 'em up there.

272
00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:47,130
It's a little late for that, isn't it?

273
00:11:47,278 --> 00:11:50,094
Your sperm is half powder at this point.

274
00:11:50,105 --> 00:11:52,425
- That's vivid.
- I walked right in that one. See ya, Dad.

275
00:11:52,436 --> 00:11:55,538
I'm just gonna keep
bootin' ya until you sign.

276
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,306
Do you know what a
brown recluse spider is?

277
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,407
I think a bag of them is gonna
find a way into your mailbox.

278
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,701
Guys. Do you see how
quickly this escalated

279
00:12:01,712 --> 00:12:03,304
to a credible murder threat?

280
00:12:03,315 --> 00:12:06,299
There has got to be a healthier
way that we can figure this out.

281
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,750
There is one way.

282
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,900
You gotta be kidding me.
You're like a hundred.

283
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,424
Little bitch says what?

284
00:12:15,297 --> 00:12:16,694
- What's happening?
- Don't say what.

285
00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:18,967
- He's trying to get you to say what.
- What?

286
00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:30,153
You know, speaking of that,

287
00:12:30,164 --> 00:12:33,727
do you know the song "Your Sex
Is On Fire" by the Kings of Leon?

288
00:12:33,738 --> 00:12:36,015
Oh my gosh, Emily, what? Stop.

289
00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,824
- What?
- That is so embarrassing.

290
00:12:37,835 --> 00:12:39,642
I don't know why you would bring that...

291
00:12:39,653 --> 00:12:42,986
You big mouth. I told you never
to tell that... That song is about me.

292
00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:45,406
- Oh.
- I know.

293
00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:47,868
Okay, well cheers to your fire.

294
00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:50,508
And cheers to you both for
keeping your cool back there.

295
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,328
You know, in those
situations, most people don't.

296
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,501
My ex-husband passed out
when our cat had kittens.

297
00:12:55,512 --> 00:12:57,131
I didn't know you were married.

298
00:12:57,142 --> 00:13:00,053
Oh, it was a quick marriage. Bad ending.

299
00:13:00,064 --> 00:13:01,834
Honestly, I think I
might be done with men.

300
00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:03,862
- Right?
- Who needs them?

301
00:13:04,278 --> 00:13:07,100
- We don't.
- I really needed a girl's night.

302
00:13:07,111 --> 00:13:09,404
This is so fun.
I'm having a really good time.

303
00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:11,742
Okay. Well, in that case,
next drink's on me.

304
00:13:11,753 --> 00:13:13,441
- Hurry back!
- Thank you.

305
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:14,860
- Okay.
- She's the best.

306
00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:17,314
Yeah, so, I'm all good. You can go now.

307
00:13:17,769 --> 00:13:20,297
I literally just told you
how good of a time I'm having.

308
00:13:20,308 --> 00:13:22,498
Yeah. Thank you so much.

309
00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,090
My salmon hasn't even come.

310
00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:25,463
Thank you so much.

311
00:13:25,474 --> 00:13:27,772
Okay, alright. No worries.

312
00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:29,632
I'll just get something
to eat on the road.

313
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,166
If you insist.

314
00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:33,462
Don't say I never did anything for you.

315
00:13:33,473 --> 00:13:35,616
- I'm gonna have this one, okay?
- Okay.

316
00:13:35,947 --> 00:13:38,203
- Drive safe.
- Thank you.

317
00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:41,469
Count it off.

318
00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:45,448
You guys arm wrestling?

319
00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:46,556
Count it off!

320
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,216
- No, I'm not gonna...
- Count it off.

321
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,916
We need to have a conversation here.

322
00:13:49,927 --> 00:13:51,595
Frank, take a risk.

323
00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:54,216
- One, two...
- Dammit!

324
00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:56,130
Guys, you had a real
chance to connect here,

325
00:13:56,141 --> 00:13:57,538
but you know what, you squandered it.

326
00:13:57,549 --> 00:14:00,771
And it's sad. It's sad and squandered.

327
00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:01,971
- One...
- Okay.

328
00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,669
Two, three.

329
00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:04,692
Oh!

330
00:14:05,423 --> 00:14:06,981
I think you broke my wrist!

331
00:14:06,992 --> 00:14:09,231
Oh, did I? That's a bucket list moment.

332
00:14:09,242 --> 00:14:11,000
Here, I wanna get a picture.

333
00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:13,089
Let's see if I can move it.

334
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,234
- Oh, that's great, Dad.
- Mmhm.

335
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,588
Wow.

336
00:14:24,201 --> 00:14:25,201
Hello?

337
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,598
Hey, did everything go
good with the dog food?

338
00:14:27,609 --> 00:14:28,694
Went good.

339
00:14:28,705 --> 00:14:30,883
Are you okay? You sound kind of weird.

340
00:14:30,894 --> 00:14:32,326
So good!

341
00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:36,268
- Oh, my God.
- What? Are you good?

342
00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:39,297
All good. Everything's
good. Um, gotta go, bye.

343
00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:42,082
Where the hell is the ring?

344
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:46,189
No! No. Argh!

345
00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:49,761
Are you crying?

346
00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:51,881
Yeah, why? Too intimate for ya?

347
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,656
- You're sliding.
- I'm not sliding. I'm Shred.

348
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,521
I won the XTR Games
medal. I will not lose!

349
00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:01,327
I'm Shred. I won the XTR Games Medal.

350
00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:02,703
And you're down!

351
00:15:02,714 --> 00:15:03,889
No!

352
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,509
You're down! You're down!

353
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,235
Yeah, baby!

354
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:12,752
Quarry boy does it again!

355
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,906
Help me up.

356
00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:19,127
I can't believe you do
Vets Without Borders.

357
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,338
It's an incredible organization.
But, honestly?

358
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:25,132
I did it initially for
the free trip to Colombia.

359
00:15:25,143 --> 00:15:27,512
Well, you get big virtue points with me.

360
00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:32,162
Oh. This is so fun.

361
00:15:32,175 --> 00:15:33,682
It is fun.

362
00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:36,719
But, I think you should know

363
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:39,446
that I'm not interested
in you romantically.

364
00:15:40,176 --> 00:15:43,223
What? No. That's...

365
00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,905
That is not what this is.

366
00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:48,115
This is just two girls bonding
and seeing where it goes.

367
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:49,583
I know about the competition.

368
00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:51,023
What competition?

369
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,176
Between you and Frank.

370
00:15:52,187 --> 00:15:54,807
Where I guess I'm some sort of prize...

371
00:15:54,818 --> 00:15:56,385
Okay, you are not some sort of prize.

372
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:58,372
You are the ultimate prize.

373
00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:00,803
When I say that out loud that sounds...

374
00:16:00,813 --> 00:16:02,523
Oh my god. That actually
sounds really gross.

375
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:05,303
I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. That's...

376
00:16:05,314 --> 00:16:07,200
Actually, I'm kind of flattered.

377
00:16:07,211 --> 00:16:08,681
In an objectified way.

378
00:16:08,692 --> 00:16:11,693
And if it makes you feel any better,
Frank doesn't have a shot either.

379
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,034
Oh, that does make me feel better.

380
00:16:13,044 --> 00:16:15,794
Yeah. That's good. Okay.
Thank you for saying that.

381
00:16:16,386 --> 00:16:18,429
- Here you go.
- Ugh.

382
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,229
Keep the cabin. I don't care.

383
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,165
Of course I'm keeping it. I won.

384
00:16:28,315 --> 00:16:30,374
Why the hell do you
want to sell it so bad?

385
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,553
I can't ski anymore, okay?

386
00:16:34,564 --> 00:16:37,975
I finally blew out the other knee
and the doctor says there's no way.

387
00:16:37,986 --> 00:16:40,166
Well, that and your brittle wrists.

388
00:16:40,177 --> 00:16:42,647
And I can't do what I love to do,

389
00:16:42,658 --> 00:16:45,650
so that stupid cabin
reminds me of all that.

390
00:16:46,053 --> 00:16:47,380
So what's the real reason?

391
00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:49,675
I lost my ass on the Super Bowl.

392
00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:51,518
Oh, Dad. Again?

393
00:16:51,564 --> 00:16:53,374
Yeah, I probably have a problem.

394
00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:55,071
I should go to a meeting or something.

395
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,912
Yeah, you probably
should. But you won't.

396
00:16:58,678 --> 00:17:01,604
So what's your real reason for
not wanting to sell the cabin?

397
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:04,875
Mom used to like to go there.

398
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:06,606
She loved it up there.

399
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:09,779
I miss her.

400
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,715
Yeah. Me too.

401
00:17:24,529 --> 00:17:27,934
You know what?
Sell the cabin. I don't care.

402
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,984
- Seriously?
- Yeah. You got debts

403
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,598
and I'm very comfortable
with breaking your bones,

404
00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:36,537
but that doesn't mean I'm good
with other people doing it.

405
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:38,294
Powerful.

406
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,798
Knew we'd get there.

407
00:17:41,899 --> 00:17:45,126
Couldn't leave till the healing
was done. None of us could, right?

408
00:17:48,312 --> 00:17:50,087
I'll be in the truck, Frank.

409
00:17:51,315 --> 00:17:53,899
Where are you, where
are you, where are you?

410
00:17:54,971 --> 00:17:56,537
No.

411
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:01,273
Okay. Oh, there you are.

412
00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:08,990
What? It says I'm sleeping?

413
00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:14,600
Oh no.

414
00:18:18,311 --> 00:18:21,259
Hey, so I don't think
this is that big of a deal.

415
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,410
It's probably not a big deal, but, um,

416
00:18:23,421 --> 00:18:26,991
I think I might have
left my ring inside uh,

417
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,295
- the llama's birth canal.
- What?!

418
00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:31,468
Could you come help me?

419
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,777
Please.

420
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,553
I am so sorry.

421
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:36,895
Animals sense weakness,

422
00:18:36,906 --> 00:18:38,929
so you have to be stronger than them.

423
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,883
Hey, Templeton,
can I talk to you privately?

424
00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:43,511
I need the room, guys.

425
00:18:46,097 --> 00:18:48,253
Look man, I made a mistake.

426
00:18:48,264 --> 00:18:51,870
Okay? Emily trusted me with all
this dog food and I got carried away

427
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,819
'cause I'm too competitive
and now I'm screwed.

428
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,407
That was beautiful,

429
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:57,876
but I'm failing to see
how this is my problem.

430
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:02,073
Okay, you can keep two of
the bags but I need the rest.

431
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:03,085
Please.

432
00:19:03,096 --> 00:19:04,847
Hm.

433
00:19:05,201 --> 00:19:07,233
Okay, I think I know
one way we can fix this

434
00:19:07,244 --> 00:19:09,104
but it's gonna suck for you.

435
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,498
Okay. I'll do anything.

436
00:19:11,247 --> 00:19:13,300
- Sure?
- Totally. Yeah, anything.

437
00:19:13,311 --> 00:19:14,311
Okay.

438
00:19:16,082 --> 00:19:18,517
I am going to sleep
with it every night... until I die.

439
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:22,356
And the bronze medal
goes to Templeton Dutch.

440
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:26,516
So real.

441
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:30,650
Bad sport.

442
00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:36,191
Thank you.

443
00:19:37,197 --> 00:19:39,351
I'm so glad animals can't sue me.

444
00:19:39,362 --> 00:19:40,763
We're so sorry.

445
00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:43,338
You're gonna make a great mama... llama.

446
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,200
I think I got it. Yep.

447
00:19:45,211 --> 00:19:47,912
Oh, yes! Thank you so much.

448
00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:50,104
I'm just gonna sanitize
that before you put it on.

449
00:19:50,115 --> 00:19:51,748
Yeah. Yeah.

450
00:19:52,361 --> 00:19:55,712
I'm so sorry. Was it
totally on and I ruined it?

451
00:19:56,007 --> 00:19:57,688
No, she's not into me.

452
00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:59,428
But I do think we're
gonna be good friends.

453
00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:01,201
Like outside the office friends?

454
00:20:01,212 --> 00:20:02,799
Yeah. She's really cool.

455
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,093
Aw. Can I get in on that?

456
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,984
- Yeah.
- Okay.

457
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:17,921
Oh, hey. I didn't realize
you were still here.

458
00:20:17,932 --> 00:20:19,364
I was just re-stacking the dog food.

459
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,448
Thank you, again.

460
00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:22,861
- Yeah.
- Uh, is it all here?

461
00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:25,380
Well, I dropped two
bags in the parking lot.

462
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,691
Major kibble explosion.

463
00:20:27,702 --> 00:20:29,332
It happens.

464
00:20:29,343 --> 00:20:30,694
What's up with the ring?

465
00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:31,754
What?

466
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:34,616
- Well, you just put it on a different finger.
- Oh, yeah.

467
00:20:34,627 --> 00:20:37,525
It was a little big on my ring
finger, so I just, I moved it.

468
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,569
Cool.

469
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,988
Well, if you don't need
anything else from me...

470
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:42,803
No. I don't think so.

471
00:20:42,814 --> 00:20:44,457
- Cool.
- Thank you again, Shred.

472
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:45,730
- No problem.
- Uh, goodnight.

473
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,770
Goodnight.

474
00:20:46,974 --> 00:20:48,123
Hey, Emily?

475
00:20:48,462 --> 00:20:51,039
- Hm?
- I hope you have a really good sleep tonight.

476
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,418
You deserve it.

477
00:20:52,429 --> 00:20:53,429
Thanks.

478
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,105
- Hi.
- How'd it go with Hot Vet?

479
00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:09,915
It's Collette, and she
knows about our competition.

480
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,748
Really? And?

481
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:13,555
And she's not into you.

482
00:21:13,816 --> 00:21:18,153
Oh, well I am nothing if not
gracious in defeat. Congratulations.

483
00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:20,441
Mm, sadly she's not into me either.

484
00:21:20,452 --> 00:21:23,081
Then she clearly has terrible
taste across all genders.

485
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,841
Yeah. Her loss.

486
00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:26,669
Amen. I'll see you at work.

487
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,921
See you at work.

488
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:29,903
Hey, dummy, get over here.

489
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,339
There's something I wanna show you.

490
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:32,608
Coming, jackass.

491
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:37,900
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