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Fellas! Hey, fellas,
you're not going to believe it.

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Butters, what the
hell are you wearing?

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I got a job over at
the ice cream shop.

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And guess what?

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I got my very first paycheck.

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That's not fair.
I want a paycheck.

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My dad told me if I got a job,

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we could put my paychecks
in my very own bank account.

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I want a bank account.

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I didn't know
kids could get jobs.

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Yeah. Well, I guess these
days, it's real hard for businesses

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to find people to
work so they'll

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take whatever they can get.

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I want to take
whatever I can get.

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It's what they call the Great
Resignation labor shortage.

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So now if you have your
parent's permission,

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there's some jobs
they'll even let kids do.

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That is messed up.

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Why does he get to have a job?

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I want a job.

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You wouldn't last four
hours on a job, fat ass.

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Excuse me?

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That's easy for you to say.

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You don't need a job because
you live in a nice house.

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I have to live in a
shithole like Kenny does.

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It's not fair that some
people in our country

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are given the opportunity
for employment

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while others aren't.

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I'm going to tell my mom.

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Mom, mom!

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I need your permission
to get a job.

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You're too young
to have a job, sweetie.

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Butters got a job.

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Mom, look at this
shithole we live in.

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Somebody has to get
a job because you

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just sit on your ass all day.

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I had a job, Eric, but you
got me fired because you

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wanted me taking care of you.

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And that's why we had
to sell our house.

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Yes, right, because
I'm the man of the house.

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You're supposed
to take care of me

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and I'm supposed
to go get a job.

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You really expect
us to live like this

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the rest of our lives?

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This is not a proper
place to raise a child!

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You have to let me
go find a job, Mom.

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Eric, the truth is,
I don't think you'd

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last four hours at a job.

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Now you sound like Kyle.

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Do you run Hollywood with him?

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Are you a Jew too, Mom?

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All right, Eric, fine.

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You want to go get a job and
have a little dose of reality?

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Maybe it'll be good for you.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I love you.

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Loo, loo, loo,
I'm serving in ice cream.

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Loo, loo, loo,
you'll eat it too.

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Loo, loo, loo, I'm
serving ice cream.

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OK, and the pistachio
maple cream.

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Let me know if you need
extra napkins for your table

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and have a creamy day.

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- Hey, Eric.
- Hey, Butters.

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I'm here for my job.

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What are you talking about?

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My mom gave me permission.

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I can start work now.
What do I do?

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Well, but Eric, this is my job.

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Yeah, I want your job,

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sitting around eating
ice cream. Sounds fun.

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Eric, there's a lot more to it

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than that and I already
do this job so...

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Everything all right, Butters?

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Yes, Mr. Sullivan.

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- I was just...
- Hello, sir.

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I'm a dear friend of Butters.

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He told me all about
this place and said

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I should get permission
from my mom to work here.

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Well, I do need
all the help I can get.

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Butters, can you vouch for him?

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Is he trustworthy and reliable?

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OK.

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All right. Well, let's find
him a uniform and you

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can start training him.

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Hey, man, I got a job.

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All right, Eric. So there's
three types of ice cream.

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Waffle cone, sugar
cone, and cups.

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And when do
we get to have breaks?

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Well, you get a 10 minute
break every two hours

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but only after you check
all the freezers,

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which are right over there, and need
to always be set to 0 degrees.

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OK, and how much longer
do we have to be here?

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Eric, please, I don't
want to lose this job...

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Hello, sir.

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Hope you're having a creamy day.

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What can I get for you?

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Can I have a single scoop
of coconut almond fudge?

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OK.

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Eric, can you scoop out
some coconut almond fudge?

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Why?

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Because it's your job, Eric.

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Whoa, Butters.

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Let's not make this a
toxic work environment, OK?

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One second, sir.
I'll get that scoop.

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Yeah, I got a job
in an ice cream shop.

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Yeah, it's dumb as
hell but I'm going

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to start getting paychecks.

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Butters... Butters,
what is this about?

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Sorry, sir.

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- Eric?
- Yeah, I know.

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She's pretty hot but
she's got droopy boobs.

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Eric! Eric, you can't
just sit there at a table.

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Yeah, I can.
It's Monday.

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So?

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So haven't you heard
of bare minimum Mondays?

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It's a thing that young
people have created because we

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care about our mental health.

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I don't care if it's
bare minimum Mondays.

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Eric, you need to...

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Break time.

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I'll be back.

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Butters!

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Butters, we got a
line out the door.

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People are getting upset.

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I know, sir, I'm sorry.

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Well, where is your friend?

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He... he hasn't come
back from his break yet.

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Butters Stotch?

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Yes?

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Delivery for you.

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Hey, Butters.

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Eric, where are you?

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I wasn't feeling the best so
I decided to work from home.

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Butters, what's going on?

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Eric says he's
going to work from home.

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How can he work from home?

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This is an ice cream shop!

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Yeah, no, 'cause
see, I'm actually

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taking a mental health day.

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Yeah, young people can just
ask for a mental health day

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and employers can't deny them.

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It's my mental health day.

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Eric, you need to
come here right now

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or we're both gonna get fired.

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OK, I guess so.

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But don't forget that tomorrow
is take it easy Tuesdays.

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OK, thanks for coming
and have a creamy day.

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Hi, hope you're
having a creamy day.

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Can I help you?

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You know what's total
bullcrap, Butters?

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It's how much money
the owner of this place

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is making while we're out
here busting our asses.

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I mean, what does
that old fart even do?

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Eric, could you please
fill this nice lady's order?

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Yes, let me get that for
you, masa, right away, nah.

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I mean, seriously, Butters.

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Why do we have to
work for the owner?

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We know how to do
all this stuff now.

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We don't even need that guy.

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There has to be a way we
could turn the tables.

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There has to be a way we
could make all the money.

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Wait a minute...

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Butters! Butters! That's it!

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Eric!

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Kenny!

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Jesus Christ, dude.

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Kenny!

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Kenny, you're not
going to believe this,

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but I just quit my job.

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You had a job?

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Yes, I had a job.

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But I got fed up, sick of
working my fingers to the bone

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for some piece of shit owner.

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And that's when it hit me.

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Kenny, we should
open a restaurant.

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Why the fuck
would we open a restaurant?

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You know the hot dog
I've been living in?

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It's an old, like,
historic landmark.

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It's been sitting right in front
of us completely ready to go.

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All it would take is some minor
renovations and some care.

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We can make it awesome with
like, fun things for kids to do,

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and rides and games.

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A place that people
from all over Colorado

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would want to come and see.

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And we would be the owners.

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And we could have all
the hot dogs we wanted.

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Aren't you sick of
living like this, Kenny?

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All we need is an investor

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and we can make our dreams come true.

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And I know somebody
who has a bank account

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and gets paychecks every week.

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No. No, no, no.

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Thank you, no.

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Butters, don't you want to invest
your money in something that matters?

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That's why we came
to your bank to offer

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you this awesome deal.

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What we can do, Eric, is set
up a line of credit for an LLC

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which then pays you back
not only your investment,

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but also principal
in the company.

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But I like my ice cream job.

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I don't want to open a hot dog.

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No, you keep working
at the ice cream shop.

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We're going to open the hot dog.

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All you do is collect the
money as the investor.

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Yeah, but this is...
This is my money.

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I worked hard for it.

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Butters, it's just like,
you're lucky, you know?

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You have money.

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But look at Kenny.

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Can you imagine what it's
like for him watching

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rich white boys like you
just collecting paycheck

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after paycheck, while
he wallows in the filth

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of his tiny house?

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The fuck?

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Butters, Kenny
deserves a chance to be

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able to work like you do.

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Please, give him that chance.

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I just give a bit of my paycheck
every week to you guys?

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And we pay you back
as soon as we make

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our first dollar, Butters.

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You have my word on it.

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OK.

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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Guys, we're going into
the restaurant business.

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This is going to be the best
restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.

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And I know exactly
what we should name it.

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Tom, I'm standing out
front of a Colorado icon,

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the old Coney Island Hot
Dog, where the owners

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plan to reopen soon.

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The hot dog stand is going
through major renovations

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and the new name has
just been announced,

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DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure
to be a big hit here in town.

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He said it!

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We got him to say
dick and balls!

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The owners say they're
planning on all kinds

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of rides and games.

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And also, with each hot dog
served here at DikinBaus Hot Dogs,

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they actually use the ketchup

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to put a nice little
Smiley face on the plate.

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It's just their sort
of trademark touch.

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The renovations are
supposed to be finished soon

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and the new owners are inviting
everyone to come on down,

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enjoy, and let DikinBaus
put a smile on your buns.

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00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,544
Le... let DikinBaus put
a smile on your buns.

258
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,509
Hey, Butters. We have some
of those first quarter projections

259
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:08,528
to show you.

260
00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:10,253
Do you have the first
quarter projections, Kenny?

261
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,386
Let me see.

262
00:11:11,411 --> 00:11:12,370
Where did we put those?

263
00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:14,039
Are you guys just
playing around?

264
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,641
No, we are
renovating and opening

265
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,943
an amazing restaurant that
will be extremely profitable.

266
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,978
Then why did you
name it DikinBaus?

267
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,902
Butters, you are the investor.

268
00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:23,075
We are the creatives.

269
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,917
Well, stop being creative
and open the goddamn restaurant

270
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,251
so I can get my money back.

271
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,487
So stop dicking around
and wasting my money.

272
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,622
Butters, at DikinBaus,
dicking around

273
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:35,005
is all we do, dicking
around the competition.

274
00:11:50,403 --> 00:11:52,029
What on Earth?

275
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,286
OK, that's good!

276
00:11:55,311 --> 00:11:57,625
Mermaid goes to the mermaid
grotto right over there.

277
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,622
Eric!

278
00:11:58,647 --> 00:12:00,748
Eric, I think you've
done enough renovations.

279
00:12:00,773 --> 00:12:02,297
Mom, no offense,
but will you shut

280
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,622
your mouth because
you know nothing

281
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,990
about the restaurant business?

282
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,192
Excuse me, are
you guys the owners?

283
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,061
Yes, we're the owners.

284
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,395
Well, we got your zip line put

285
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,164
in but this asphalt
is so old it's not

286
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,899
going to hold the eye bolts.

287
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,033
Well, what does that mean?

288
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,435
I think you've
got to re-asphalt

289
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,042
the entire parking area
or just lose the zip line.

290
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,973
Well, obviously, we're not
going to lose the zip line.

291
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,286
So let's see what we can do.

292
00:12:22,311 --> 00:12:25,377
All right. Well then, over
here on your mermaid grotto,

293
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,412
the mermaid is in but
she can't actually

294
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,748
spit water because there's
no plumbing underneath.

295
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,872
Jesus Christ.

296
00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:33,218
Well, I guess we got to
find a way to add plumbing.

297
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,853
All right, everyone,
it's looking good

298
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,154
but we have a ways to go.

299
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,190
I don't know about you,
but I am exhausted.

300
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,758
I think we should just all
take the rest of the day

301
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,695
off because it is wet's not
work to hard Wednesdays.

302
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,753
All right.

303
00:12:43,778 --> 00:12:44,763
OK.

304
00:12:44,788 --> 00:12:46,286
Let's not work too hard.

305
00:12:54,289 --> 00:12:56,481
Back from work, Butters?

306
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,122
Hey, Mom and Dad.

307
00:12:58,147 --> 00:13:02,090
You must be so tired from
selling all that ice cream.

308
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,115
Well, yeah.

309
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,017
It was a pretty long night.

310
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,952
A long night, he says.

311
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,320
That's great, Butters.

312
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:12,057
Only problem is, if you're
really working at a job,

313
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,761
then why is there $0
in your bank account?

314
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,029
What?

315
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,498
So now what are you
really doing, young man?

316
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,466
$0?

317
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,100
But I've been working every day.

318
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,201
Sure.

319
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,770
I know exactly how it is.

320
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,306
You say you have to work so
you can get out of the house,

321
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,875
get away from the family and
you go down to that glory hole

322
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,043
down on Fourth and Larimer.

323
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,598
My god. Butters!

324
00:13:32,623 --> 00:13:34,413
And while your family
thinks you're at your job,

325
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,814
you're actually
strapped face down

326
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,250
on a bed at the Brighton
Motel, taking any load you

327
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,373
can find on Adultfriendfinder.

328
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,688
It's the lies!

329
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,656
It's the lies!

330
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,990
I can't take anymore.

331
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,071
I'm going to go to the office
and get some work done.

332
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,186
That son of a gun.

333
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,243
Man.

334
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,744
It's the stupid bank.

335
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,713
Hey, Butters.

336
00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:07,979
Gosh dang it, Eric!

337
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,147
What the hell do you
think you're doing?

338
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,449
You can't just take my money out

339
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,450
of my gosh dang bank account...
- Butters...

340
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,784
without my permission...

341
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,187
Butter... Butters!

342
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,655
Butters, would you relax?

343
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,191
Where's all the money
gone from my bank account?

344
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,159
You said to get things moving.

345
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,328
We needed the
funds to go faster.

346
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,163
You said you'd never
access my account

347
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,365
without my permission!

348
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,766
Butters, we're about to reopen

349
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,369
a historic landmark that
means something to people.

350
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,387
You think I'm just doing
all this for the fun of it?

351
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,605
Hang on a second.

352
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,776
We're creating jobs, Butters.

353
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:38,944
And we're helping people.

354
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,946
Then open the
stupid place, Eric.

355
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,080
Fine!

356
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,315
We'll start hiring
tomorrow morning

357
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,016
and we'll be open
by the afternoon.

358
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,263
And trust me, Butters.

359
00:14:46,288 --> 00:14:49,054
When we open and you see
how successful it is,

360
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,482
you're going to apologize to me.

361
00:14:51,506 --> 00:14:54,755
_

362
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:00,966
What the hell is going on?

363
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,067
Why is nobody showing up?

364
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,607
I don't know, dude.

365
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,070
Hey.
Hey!

366
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,505
Excuse me.

367
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,021
You want to come work at
DikinBaus for minimum wage?

368
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,849
No.

369
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,079
That's because your
generation is lazy.

370
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,580
You got all comfy
during the pandemic.

371
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,250
Nobody knows how
to work anymore!

372
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,887
They're saying you people
here might have a job?

373
00:15:25,912 --> 00:15:26,825
Yes!

374
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,263
Please, have a seat.

375
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,530
So, what kind of
experience do you have?

376
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,698
Well, I was working
down at the Budd factory

377
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,902
in Fort Collins but then Joe
Biden caused a recession,

378
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,670
so they took my job.

379
00:15:39,552 --> 00:15:41,440
Then I worked
over at Waffle House

380
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,175
but they decided
they needed employees

381
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:47,045
to be more "inclusive,"
so they took my job.

382
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,380
Sorry to hear that.

383
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,382
And then I got let go
from the bowling alley

384
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,318
and all I want is a damn job.

385
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,687
Well, I believe that
we here at DikinBaus

386
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,756
would like to hire
you immediately.

387
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,724
OK.

388
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,592
Can I work from home?

389
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:01,494
What?

390
00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:02,462
No, you can't work from home.

391
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,562
It's a hot dog stand.

392
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,263
Well, I could
work here but I'll

393
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,132
need mental health
days off to deal

394
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,500
with the toxic environment.

395
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,968
Where do people
get this stuff?

396
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,169
All right, fine.

397
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,404
Never mind, we don't
want to hire you.

398
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,706
You're going to take my job?

399
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,241
They took my job!

400
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,109
They took yer job!

401
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,111
Took my job!

402
00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:34,476
Good morning, everyone.

403
00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:36,312
After an exhaustive
search for employees,

404
00:16:36,313 --> 00:16:39,419
we have determined that you
are the best of the best.

405
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,747
Yes.

406
00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:46,765
We're sure you're excited to
be part of the DikinBaus team.

407
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:49,024
And we are certainly
glad to have you here.

408
00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:50,092
We're happy to be here.

409
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,412
Shut up, Scott.

410
00:16:51,437 --> 00:16:53,495
Now listen, it's going to
take dedication and drive

411
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:54,496
to get this place open.

412
00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:55,931
Isn't that right, Kenny?

413
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,366
Sorry, Kenny is working
from home today because it's

414
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,434
his mental health day.

415
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,635
Hey, guys.

416
00:16:59,636 --> 00:17:01,003
Hi.

417
00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:02,371
Now there may
not be many of us.

418
00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:03,672
But in order to open,
we're going to have to...

419
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:05,608
Do I get mental
health days too?

420
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,576
Here we go.

421
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:08,043
Fine, Clyde, what
days do you need

422
00:17:08,044 --> 00:17:09,144
to have mental health days?

423
00:17:09,145 --> 00:17:10,279
Well, how should
I know until I'm

424
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,380
feeling mentally unhealthy?

425
00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:12,615
Goddammit, you guys.

426
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,116
It isn't going to
work like this, OK?

427
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,518
I'm also going to need
5 minute breaks every hour

428
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:17,953
to check my insulin levels.

429
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,221
You're joking.

430
00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:20,990
This is a goddamn
restaurant, you guys.

431
00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,658
There's no time for diabetes!

432
00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:25,349
You don't hear Mrs. Anderson
complaining about her time off.

433
00:17:26,363 --> 00:17:29,882
I don't work on
no-thinky Thursdays.

434
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:32,234
That's it!

435
00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:33,535
That's it, I give up.

436
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,070
It's impossible to open
any kind of business

437
00:17:35,071 --> 00:17:38,173
these days when this generation
doesn't know how to work.

438
00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:39,174
Hey, fellers.

439
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,175
Great.

440
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:41,477
Now the bank is here.

441
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,412
Scrooge McButters to
collect on his money.

442
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,247
You haven't made any money.

443
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:48,584
Butters, the
truth is, we tried.

444
00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:50,252
The fact of the matter
is, the US government

445
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,121
failed this generation
by shutting down

446
00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:53,355
businesses in the pandemic.

447
00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:54,623
And now they don't
know how to go back.

448
00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:56,959
I'm sorry, but we
lost all your money.

449
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,662
But there is a good side to
this because as you can see,

450
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,163
I now have a house
that has slides,

451
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,464
and games, and a mermaid grotto.

452
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,617
And you can come and
hang out all you want.

453
00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:07,484
Gosh dang it!

454
00:18:14,851 --> 00:18:16,378
Attention, everyone.

455
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,750
DikinBaus is now
open for business.

456
00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:33,962
Welcome to DikinBaus.

457
00:18:33,963 --> 00:18:35,406
How can I help you?

458
00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:43,005
There you are, ma'am.

459
00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:44,132
Thank you.

460
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,709
Look at the little
smile on the plate, honey.

461
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,687
You like that, don't you?

462
00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:00,055
You guys, it's working.

463
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,056
We're doing it!

464
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,058
All right!

465
00:19:07,265 --> 00:19:09,231
Hey, that's a
pretty good hot dog.

466
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:12,001
I just love to have all the
fun stuff for kids to do here.

467
00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:22,511
Hey, great job, kid.

468
00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:24,079
You really did it, Eric.

469
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,714
Congratulations, Eric.

470
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:26,804
You're a hero.

471
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:28,226
My god.
My god.

472
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,062
This is a dream come true.

473
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,158
Well, congratulations,
young man.

474
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:38,093
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
is a big success

475
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,729
and here's your first
return on your investment.

476
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,831
I'm sure there's
many more to come.

477
00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:44,433
I made my money back?

478
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,834
Now what I'm
thinking, Butters,

479
00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:47,770
is that we should grow
your business by applying

480
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,539
for a corporate loan, which
could pay you dividends

481
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:52,708
as you expand the
company into new areas.

482
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,309
Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.

483
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,645
See, all I ever wanted
was just to do my job,

484
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:59,982
learn how to work, and help
Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.

485
00:19:59,983 --> 00:20:02,284
So I'm thinking I'm actually
going to conduct a market

486
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,685
analysis to look
for potential buyers

487
00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:05,882
and roll over the company
as an exit strategy.

488
00:20:06,257 --> 00:20:08,223
Well, you could
do that but I think

489
00:20:08,224 --> 00:20:09,825
you'd have trouble
getting investors

490
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:13,061
who will commit major capital
for just partial ownership.

491
00:20:13,203 --> 00:20:13,976
Yeah.

492
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:16,341
So that's why I want to
approach overseas investors

493
00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:18,233
who will buy the IP, the
restaurant operations,

494
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:19,535
and the real estate outright.

495
00:20:19,536 --> 00:20:21,069
But you couldn't do
that because there's

496
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,639
already tenants in the building
who have to be relocated.

497
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,073
Yeah, I thought of that too.

498
00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:26,515
Come on in.

499
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,648
Hello.

500
00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:33,482
Wait, so you two have already
discussed some kind of deal?

501
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,716
Yes.

502
00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:36,685
Butters and I have
been talking and we

503
00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,620
think that my
little Eric deserves

504
00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:43,085
to get exactly what he's
been wanting for a long time.

505
00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:45,595
No!

506
00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:46,596
No, what are you doing?

507
00:20:46,597 --> 00:20:47,597
DikinBaus is mine!

508
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:49,312
You can't sell DikinBaus!

509
00:20:53,617 --> 00:20:56,029
No! Take me back. No!

510
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,146
Please!

511
00:20:57,171 --> 00:20:58,990
This picture go over
here, Ms. Cartman?

512
00:20:59,015 --> 00:21:00,328
Yes.
That's perfect.

513
00:21:00,353 --> 00:21:01,252
Thank you.

514
00:21:02,312 --> 00:21:04,112
Wha... what is this?

515
00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:07,115
The new owners paid for us
to have our old house back.

516
00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:10,385
I don't want my old
house, I want DikinBaus!

517
00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:11,486
Come on.

518
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,654
No!

519
00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:13,929
No!

520
00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:15,958
There you go, Eric.

521
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:18,627
It's your old room just
like you always wanted.

522
00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,963
But I hate this stupid house!

523
00:21:20,964 --> 00:21:22,331
I don't want to be here.

524
00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:25,570
I want to be in DikinBaus!

525
00:21:25,635 --> 00:21:27,102
DikinBaus is awesome.

526
00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:28,370
This place sucks.

527
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,371
Please!

528
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,296
I want...

529
00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:34,923
DikinBaus!

530
00:21:34,948 --> 00:21:37,249
I want my DikinBaus!

531
00:21:37,274 --> 00:21:40,523
DikinBaus!
DikinBaus!

532
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:47,625
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