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You guys! You guys, my gosh!
My gosh!

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- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?

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Clyde just sent me another text.

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What's this one say?

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I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,

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and he texted back,

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"It certainly seems
like all the time.

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It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.

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Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?

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- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.

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Yesterday, I texted him,
"How do you know

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you're in love with me?"
And he said,

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"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you

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makes me feel like I'm home

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and I can't imagine life
without you."

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- Aw!
- That's so sweet!

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Clyde wrote that?

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OMG, Clyde.

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Do you really care
about me that much?

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Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?

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No.
Every time I send

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Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.

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Yeah, well, Clyde is just
really into me.

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He's texting back!

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"Yes, I do care
about you that much.

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You mean a lot to me
and I care deeply about you."

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He sure is in love
with you, Bebe!

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He's a Goddamn dream boat!

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Hey, Stan, is there a time
we could talk today?

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I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.

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Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?

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- Sure, bro.
- Well,

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Wendy just came up
to me and was acting all hurt

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'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.

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And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts

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the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.

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So, like...
how do you do it?

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ChatGPT, dude.

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- ChatGPT?
- Yeah, dude,

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there's a bunch of apps
and programs you can subscribe

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to that use OpenAI
to do all your writing for you.

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People use em to write poems,
write job applications,

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but what they're really good for

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is dealing with chicks.

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Here. Check it out.

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There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.

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So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing

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Bebe texted me, I copy it,

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then I open the GPT app,

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Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."

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It just thinks for a second.

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"You would look great
with any length of hair!

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Trying a new look
could be fun."

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Copy that into messages
and send it off.

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It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time

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because she texts me
so Goddamn much.

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Jesus Christ!

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"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."

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Cut. Paste. Write. Cut.
Messages. Paste. Send. There.

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All done with her stupid shit.

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This is a real app?

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It'll completely
change your life, bro.

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Just...
Just don't tell anybody?

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If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.

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Hello?

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Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.

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Didn't get what?

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You asked me if I wanted

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a bedtime story about frogs
or a song about swans.

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I said a bedtime story!

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Yeah, I-I wrote it.

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I'll send it to you right now.

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Okay, bye!

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Okay, children
let's take our seats.

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I've graded your midterm essays,

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and I have to say, for the most
part, they were terrible.

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However, there were some essays
that I'm very happy with.

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There was a really great essay
from Clyde

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on the "1840s Labor Unions

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and Their Effect
on the Industrial Revolution."

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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!

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Great work, Clyde.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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What?

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Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,

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wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland

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and the Changing Provision
of Security."

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Check plus, Butters!

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Thanks.

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We also have another student

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who wrote a shockingly
good paper.

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This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective

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of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!

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Yes, thank you, thank you.

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And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.

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For an amazing essay called
"Writing a Policy

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About Improving the Rights
of Migrant Workers."

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Let's hear it for Stan!

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All right, what the hell
is going on?!

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You tell me what's going on!

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Clearly, somebody
told Stan about ChatGPT!

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You guys are using it
to write essays, too!

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Yes, we are all using it,

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and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else

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because then everyone
will start using it

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and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!

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So who blabbed to Stan?

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I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.

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God damn it, Clyde!

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You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!

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You're gonna ruin everything!

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This can't be open source,
you guys!

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If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,

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then we lose
our unfair advantage.

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God--damn it.

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If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,

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then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!

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Who's the one
who first found ChatGPT

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and thought to use it
for essays?

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- Butters.
- Right.

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But then Butters
told me about it,

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and I told him
not to tell anyone else!

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Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.

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That's right.
I was a little excited.

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You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!

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You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?

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Fine. So we're all
in it together.

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But you guys need to be careful
what you use it for.

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Because once you bring girls
into things,

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they're gonna ruin it.

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Just like slavery.

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God, I can't take it, Rick!

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What's the matter?

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It's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!

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I have to read em' all
and comment on each one of them.

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Jesus Christ.
Something's changed,

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and now a few of the kids are
writing these really long,

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detailed essays.
I don't know what's going on.

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I guess I've taught them
really well,

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maybe a bit too well.

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Yeah...

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Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?

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ChatGPWhoza what? The fuck is that?

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There's a few apps now,
really. But see?

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It has AI and takes
any subject matter

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and can instantly give you

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whatever kind of content
you want.

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Wait a minute...

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There's an app
that anyone can use

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that does all the thinking
and writing for you?

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Yeah.

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Well, this is gonna be amazing!

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I can use it to grade
all my papers,

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and no one will ever know!

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Yeah, sure.

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I'll just type
the title of the essay in,

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and it'll generate a comment,

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and I don't even have to
read the stupid things!

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Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.

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This is great.
Thanks so much!

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Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneaky

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And... and, hey, Rick?

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Yeah?

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Thanks for all the replies
to my texts today.

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They were really supportive.

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Yeah.
Sure thing.

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This place is good, right?

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Yeah, it's really good.

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Well, I know it's not much,

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but I just wanted
to take you out somewhere

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- to say thanks, Stan.
- For what?

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For stepping up and working
on communication

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when I asked you to.

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That's cool.

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The things
we've talked about, Stan,

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it's really helping me.

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I don't feel so alone
and misunderstood.

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I've been so scared
for so long to tell anyone

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what happened to me
when I was six.

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- Yeah.
- And...

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everything you had to say
about it was just right.

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It really changed the way
I think about the whole thing.

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Yeah.

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And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I...

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I couldn't believe it.

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Were you at home
when it happened?

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- Yep.
- But you're right.

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We can't dwell on those things.

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You're right about
a lot of stuff.

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There was just that one thing
I don't understand.

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About the boating accident
in Switzerland?

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The boating accident
in Switzerland...

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was tough.

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I thought you said it was great.

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It was great.
And very tough.

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But how did it cause
the thing with your cousin?

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Shit.
What time is it?

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It's a little after 4:00.

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Shit.
My mom told me to be home

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right at
a little after 4:00.

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Sorry, Wendy.
I-I gotta get going.

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No, no, no, that's totally okay.
I gotta get going, too.

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Okay, cool.

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Thank you so much, Stan.

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Thank you for being the only
real thing in my life.

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Shit.

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Bebe, your name
is like a song.

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A melody stuck
in my head so long.

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I can't help but smile
when I hear it said...

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Bebe, the name
always in my head.

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God, so obvious.

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I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.

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In South Park
or anywhere that maybay.

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Talking, laughing,
just being together.

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In a dream
I hope will last forever.

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Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?

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Mr. Garrison?!

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Yeah.
What?

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I'm sorry, but I need to address
your class really quick.

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Yeah, yeah, sure.
Go ahead.

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M'kay, kids, I need to discuss
a very serious matter.

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There is a rumor going around
that someone at this school

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is using open AI technology
to do their work.

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Well, that's crazy!
Who would do that?

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Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,

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hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't...

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Wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."

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ChatGPT!

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M'kay, but the school board

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has decided to call in a company

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that can detect AI in schoolwork

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and make sure nobody here
is cheating.

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They... They are gonna what?

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So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can...

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And we are gonna
have them analyzed

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for any AI contributions, m'kay?

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Well, those are...
Those aren't, quite ready.

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Don't worry.
We'll get these all back to you

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after the testers
look through them.

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M'kay, kids,
sorry for the intrusion.

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Get back to your day.
M'kay.

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God dammit!

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I told you guys
this was gonna happen!

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What are we gonna do?!

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There's nothing we can do.
It's over!

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We've lost our unfair advantage.

255
00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:56,189
That's not what's important.

256
00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:57,947
If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,

257
00:13:57,972 --> 00:13:59,744
Wendy's gonna know
I've been using it with her,

258
00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:00,932
and it's gonna crush her!

259
00:14:00,957 --> 00:14:03,080
Dude, same.
Bebe's gonna kill me.

260
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:04,835
And who's fault is that,
you guys?

261
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,772
I told you that once
you bring women into things,

262
00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:08,549
they ruin it just like
they did slavery.

263
00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:10,366
Okay, Eric, could you explain

264
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:12,072
exactly how women
ruined slavery?

265
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,604
No, I can't, because I can't
use ChatGPT anymore

266
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:15,705
'cause we got busted!

267
00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,025
Look, maybe...

268
00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:19,451
Maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.

269
00:14:19,565 --> 00:14:21,299
It doesn't matter
if it doesn't work.

270
00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:22,744
Cat is out of the bag now!

271
00:14:22,769 --> 00:14:24,143
This was supposed to be
our thing

272
00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:26,346
for us to get ahead, but now...

273
00:14:28,692 --> 00:14:30,494
God dammit,
get the out of here!

274
00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,559
M'kay, I'm just
a little confused.

275
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,829
You think we shouldn't have
the kids' schoolwork analyzed

276
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,760
for using AI writing apps?

277
00:14:41,785 --> 00:14:43,181
Look, it's just...

278
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,101
It's really unfair to the kids.

279
00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:47,561
I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?

280
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,033
I mean, geez!

281
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,518
But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,

282
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,666
we should know?

283
00:14:53,691 --> 00:14:55,525
What are people afraid of?

284
00:14:55,736 --> 00:14:58,037
That AI is gonna replace
real writers?

285
00:14:58,062 --> 00:14:59,391
That Hollywood is gonna become

286
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,572
just a bland recycling
of old ideas?

287
00:15:01,597 --> 00:15:04,002
It already is!
AI might help it!

288
00:15:04,118 --> 00:15:06,419
Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.

289
00:15:07,119 --> 00:15:08,066
Yes?

290
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,659
Mr. Mackey, the technician

291
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,160
from the school advisory board

292
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,119
just pulled
into the parking lot.

293
00:15:26,045 --> 00:15:30,044
Someone here using AI technology
to do their classwork?!

294
00:15:31,423 --> 00:15:34,169
If there is ChatGPT
being used here,

295
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,794
I will find it.

296
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,626
Shadowbane! Fly!

297
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,490
Hello.

298
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,677
I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.

299
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,818
This is one of our teachers,
Mr. Garrison.

300
00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:56,498
I...

301
00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:59,017
have been hired by
the Park Country School Board

302
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,693
to determine if any students

303
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:04,396
are using generative
AI technology to do their work.

304
00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:07,850
Yes, we're excited
to work with you.

305
00:16:07,851 --> 00:16:09,638
We have a lot
of great students here.

306
00:16:11,561 --> 00:16:13,857
It only takes one student.

307
00:16:16,135 --> 00:16:18,104
And then it spreads
like a cancer.

308
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,281
Come, Shadowbane!

309
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:24,734
Let us find this
ChatGPT-using cheater!

310
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:35,686
I'm gonna get fired.
That's it.

311
00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:39,482
Mr. Garrison,
can I talk to you?

312
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:40,966
Is it important, Stan?

313
00:16:40,991 --> 00:16:43,263
'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.

314
00:16:43,355 --> 00:16:45,005
Yes, it is important.

315
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:48,224
You know, when you've done
something wrong,

316
00:16:48,693 --> 00:16:51,209
sometimes the best thing to do
is just come out and admit it.

317
00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:54,404
Okay.

318
00:16:54,607 --> 00:16:57,701
Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?

319
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,232
Clyde told me about it.

320
00:16:59,823 --> 00:17:02,630
I came to you because if they
find something out about me,

321
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,072
and you punish me,

322
00:17:04,097 --> 00:17:06,240
it's gonna really hurt Wendy.

323
00:17:06,265 --> 00:17:08,733
I don't wanna
punish anyone, Stan.

324
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:11,271
- I completely understand.
- You do?

325
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,435
Sure, I think
most the world does.

326
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,225
I mean, why does it matter
who uses AI apps?

327
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,982
It's just like having
a good writer's assistant.

328
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:20,774
Yeah, like a good
writer's assistant.

329
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:22,816
Yeah! I mean,
you're still the one

330
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,309
taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.

331
00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:26,935
Yeah!
So you really don't think

332
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,327
Wendy would be upset
that I used ChatGPT

333
00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:29,630
to respond to her texts?

334
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,177
Hold on.
People can use it

335
00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:33,945
to respond
to other people's texts?!

336
00:17:41,201 --> 00:17:44,536
Rick!
That lying piece of shit!

337
00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:46,024
But we were just saying
it was understandable...

338
00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:47,943
No! This is totally
different!

339
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:51,037
Whoever uses it for messages
is a fucking monster!

340
00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:55,671
M'kay, everyone,
please just stay calm.

341
00:17:55,696 --> 00:17:56,623
They got him!

342
00:17:56,648 --> 00:17:58,693
They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.

343
00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:03,544
Get back!
Get back, all of you.

344
00:18:03,569 --> 00:18:05,818
I have the student
isolated inside.

345
00:18:06,089 --> 00:18:08,607
W-What exactly have you found?

346
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,917
We went through
thousands of papers.

347
00:18:10,942 --> 00:18:13,510
But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writing

348
00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:15,269
in this student's phone.

349
00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:19,310
There, you see?
She's going crazy.

350
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:20,982
Oh, no.

351
00:18:24,809 --> 00:18:26,615
What is going on?

352
00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:28,666
God.
No, no, no, no.

353
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,951
The GPT stuff on her phone
didn't come from her.

354
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,083
Keep all the children back,
Mackey.

355
00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:34,575
We can't let it spread!

356
00:18:34,688 --> 00:18:37,763
I will go inside
and get her confession.

357
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,568
You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.

358
00:18:58,593 --> 00:19:00,361
- No, I haven't.
- Say it!

359
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,763
You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.

360
00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:04,888
Now humble yourself
before the school!

361
00:19:05,007 --> 00:19:06,732
I write my own essays.

362
00:19:06,757 --> 00:19:08,310
I don't know what to do.

363
00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:10,583
I'm not creative enough
to think of a way out of this.

364
00:19:11,252 --> 00:19:13,287
Wait.
That's it.

365
00:19:20,356 --> 00:19:24,312
_

366
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:31,382
_

367
00:19:31,406 --> 00:19:33,906
_

368
00:19:39,706 --> 00:19:41,042
Once upon a time,

369
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:44,085
there was a boy named Stan
who lived in South Park.

370
00:19:44,489 --> 00:19:46,790
Stan loved his girlfriend
very much,

371
00:19:46,815 --> 00:19:49,663
but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.

372
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,941
One day, when
Stan got to school,

373
00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:53,874
he was approached
by his best friend.

374
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,129
Dude, did you hear what happened
to your girlfriend?

375
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,405
No, what about her?

376
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,249
Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.

377
00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:02,398
Just then, Stan noticed
a commotion down the hallway.

378
00:20:02,756 --> 00:20:05,324
This student is going
to jail for cheating.

379
00:20:05,349 --> 00:20:07,382
Drugs are bad, m'kay?

380
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,554
Hold it right there!

381
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:13,436
Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.

382
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:14,835
It's not their fault.

383
00:20:14,911 --> 00:20:16,512
Well, whose fault is it?

384
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:17,960
I'll tell you who.

385
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:20,140
It's the giant tech companies
who took open AI,

386
00:20:20,165 --> 00:20:22,366
packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of us

387
00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:24,257
as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.

388
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:26,450
Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be something

389
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,676
that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.

390
00:20:28,701 --> 00:20:30,636
Or else AI will be controlled
by corporations

391
00:20:30,661 --> 00:20:32,741
who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.

392
00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:35,171
Hey!
Screw you, you dumb Jew!

393
00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:36,499
We don't want big corporations

394
00:20:36,532 --> 00:20:38,491
deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.

395
00:20:38,516 --> 00:20:39,780
We were all taken advantage of,

396
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,491
and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understand

397
00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:43,617
that I used ChatGPT
to respond to her texts.

398
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,124
That's right!

399
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,483
Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.

400
00:20:48,158 --> 00:20:50,593
I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AI

401
00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:52,874
for their own gains,
and I will stop them!

402
00:20:52,899 --> 00:20:56,179
M'kay, kids, I think
we can all go home, m'kay?

403
00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:57,773
Everyone was happy,

404
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,726
and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.

405
00:21:01,062 --> 00:21:02,820
Thanks for saving me, Stan.

406
00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:04,460
You're welcome, sweetheart.

407
00:21:04,861 --> 00:21:06,494
Class dismissed!

408
00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:08,023
Yay!

409
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,296
Boy, I'm sure glad
that's over with.

410
00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:18,640
Yeah, but...

411
00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:21,069
I'm still really not sure
what just happened.

412
00:21:21,108 --> 00:21:22,807
Well, now at least we know
that sometimes

413
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:24,194
a good ol' thumbs up
from a human

414
00:21:24,219 --> 00:21:25,976
is better than
a machine-generated lie.

415
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:28,069
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Stan.

416
00:21:28,094 --> 00:21:29,280
I love you.

417
00:21:30,068 --> 00:21:32,530
Dude, how did you pull all that off?

418
00:21:33,152 --> 00:21:34,687
ChatGPT, dude.

419
00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:40,663
_

420
00:21:40,687 --> 00:21:47,687
credits