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Hey, uh, is Sophie around?

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You can't just do this.

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My friend isn't even
here to get what he needs.

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Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...

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Greta's back?

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Yeah. I was thinking of
asking her to move in.

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If that's okay with you.

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I think that's great.

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I gave Colton your list
of potential guest hosts,

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but I guess he already found someone.

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Her name is Dr. Jessica Bruno?

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She's Gary's therapist.

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You'll never be as good as Maggie Bloom.

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Your dad has been
having memory problems.

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I am perfectly fine.

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We won't know anything for
sure until we get the MRI.

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There's something else
I need to tell you.

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The results of your MRI came back.

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They're thinking it's Alzheimer's.

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How's my favorite father-in-law?

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Oh!

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Still in your underwear.

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Didn't you get my text
saying I was coming over?

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I'm allowed to be
comfortable in my own home.

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Well, glad one of us is.

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Walter, what's this alarm for?

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I don't know.

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Why the hell is this thing not working?

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It's a universal remote.

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It's supposed to make my life easier.

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- Here. I can help you.
- I don't need help.

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Oh. No. Of course you don't.

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I was just stopping by
with a breakfast burrito.

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Made it this morning.

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Extra sour cream, just
the way you like it.

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Maybe it's the batteries.

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Guess what.

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Rome and I are interviewing
home healthcare workers today.

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And who knows?

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Maybe we'll get lucky and meet someone

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who appreciates your dress
code even more than I do.

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I don't need your
home healthcare worker,

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and I don't need your
butter-me-up burrito.

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For your information, I already
made breakfast 20 minutes ago.

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Honestly, Gina, I find
all this ridiculous,

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and I'm a little surprised
you let Rome drag you into it.

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I've taken care of myself for 77 years.

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I raised two kids, served in Vietnam.

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What else do I have to do

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in order for you and Rome to trust me?

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Fire!

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I remember what the alarm was for.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, T, to celebrate
our first morning together,

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just you and I, I made
smiley-face pancakes.

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The eyes on this one look
just like Tammy Faye Bakker's

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after a good cry.

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Hey, Theo, come on.

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Your dad's gonna be here
any minute to pick you up.

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Okay. I just need to make sure
Mom got to work safely.

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I texted her twice, but
I haven't heard back,

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so I'm a little worried she...

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Oh, hang on.

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Oh, she just sent me a thumbs-up.

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We're good. Hit me with those pancakes.

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Oh, uh, but first, I
need to put out the...

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Tuna for Scott?

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- Right here.
- Oh, you're good.

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Thank you.

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I am good.

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Here.

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There you go, Scott.

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Greta.

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Hey, Greta. Check it out.
The bird's back.

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You mean the one you
mistakenly claim is a sparrow?

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No, the one you
crazily insist is a blue jay,

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even though no part
of that thing is blue.

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I don't see a bird.

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Wait a minute. Is
this a "made you look"?

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Because I thought we
promised we were not bringing

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Gary and Maggie's
shenanigans into this house.

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No. He's right there.

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Oh.

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Well, he was.

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Where did he...

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- Oh, my God. Scott! Scott!
- Oh, no.

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How do they expect me
to remember anything

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from last week's birthing class

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when I have full-blown pregnancy brain?

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I don't even remember
taking these notes.

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Is this...

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Is this even my handwriting?

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Don't sweat it, preggers.
I remember everything.

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Graham is awesome.

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You and Brie really hit it off.

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Oh. You mean about the baby stuff.

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No, I don't remember any of that crap.

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Gary.

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Relax. That's why we hired pros.

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It may be your first birth,
but it is not Dr. Lipman's.

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- Wow.
- Oh.

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I cannot believe that she has
the nerve to call you right now.

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Nope. We don't talk about Bruno.

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Would you stop looking
at those notes, you nerd?

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The point of this class
is for us to meet people

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that are having babies
within 30 days of ours.

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This is not a social event.

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You're right.

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It's a social opportunity.

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You see, dear Magdalene,

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most parents make the
very stupid mistake

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of waiting to see who
their kids hang out with,

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and then they befriend those
kids' parents, but not us.

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No, no, no.

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The goal for today is to
put a brunch on the books

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with out soon-to-be
besties, Graham and Brie.

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And to find out how
to dislodge something

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from our baby's throat if he's choking.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that... that, too.
Sure. Fine. If there's time.

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When he bent down to
help me with the dustpan,

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I saw parts of that man
his doctor's never seen.

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Oh, wow. Thank you for the visual.

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Oh.

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I think this is the place.

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How do you know Joseph's here?

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I don't, but the woman from
the sanitation department

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said that when they do a sweep,

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usually the people they displace
end up within a few blocks.

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- Mm.
- So if he's not here,

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maybe someone will know where he is.

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Uh, hi. Excuse me.

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Um, we're looking for
someone who might be here.

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Joseph?

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I don't know any Joseph.

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Uh, we have a video of us playing.

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? Oh, that salted cured meat ?

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? Ooh, it's sublime ?

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? Regina's pastrami... ?

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No. I-I never seen him before.

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Are you sure?
'Cause it... it seemed like...

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I can't help you.

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Okay. Thank you.

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Okay. Let's... Let's go.

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Here. Would you like one?

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A word of advice.

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The people living here
look out for each other.

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They'd probably be
more likely to help you

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if you didn't show up empty-handed.

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Thank you.

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- It's a sore wound sort of a thing...
- Hey, T!

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- It's like a...
- You ready to go?

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Yeah, we have some tissue
paper under his neck

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so he doesn't strain it.

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He's over there.

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Hey, pal, you ready to play laser tag?

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I can't go anywhere, Dad.

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We need to save this bird.

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Oh, no.

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Hang in there, pal.

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Hey, T, great news.

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My vet can see him in like 20 minutes.

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So I'll take him over there.
You two just go have fun.

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No. We're coming with
you. I'm not leaving him.

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I'll go get my shoes.

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What's going on?

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Uh, when we were feeding
Scott the cat this morning,

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he decided he wanted more than tuna.

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Oh.

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Well, that's... terrible, but I mean...

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do we really need to take it to the vet?

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I mean, should we even be touching it?

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Maybe it has diseases or something.

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Oh, I have to get this right.

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It's my... It's my first
morning just alone with Theo,

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and... and that bird is
not gonna die on my watch.

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And then you bring the blanket around,

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over the other arm.

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And... voilà.

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Swaddled baby.

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Okay. You guys try it with
the dolls in front of you.

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Yeah. of course, if your
real baby is this still

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while you're doing it,
you got bigger problems.

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Oh, you are dark.

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I like it.

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I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm excited to have a kid.

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But I am thrilled to
have a built-in excuse

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to get out of things.

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Yes! "Oh, my God, your..."

190
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Your one-man show sounds interesting.

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I'd love to go. When is it?

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Oh. Darn it to heck.

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That's right in the middle of nap time.

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"Well, break a leg."

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If you guys are done
fake-canceling plans,

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I could use some real help over here.

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Yeah. Graham, stop goofing around.

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This is a two-person job.

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I'm sorry I'm not "all in"

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on this stupid birthing
class you signed us up for

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on the one day you knew I
had my fantasy-football draft.

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Yeah, you're right.

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It's my fault for assuming
that you would care more

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about what it takes to raise your son

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than coming in last place
in your fantasy league

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for the fourth year in a row.

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Hey, here's an idea.

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Why don't you embroider
your list of complaints

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on one of your Etsy
pillows no one wants to buy?

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That... That thing you need
is back there, I think.

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If you grew a pair and
actually asked for a raise,

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- I wouldn't need a second job.
- You know what? You're right.

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I see it. I see the thing I need.

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If you put as much effort
into your lineup as you do work,

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maybe we wouldn't be in this situation.

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Maybe if you could hold down a job

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for more than a week and a
half, we'd be on Easy Street.

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We didn't set a date for
brunch with them, did we?

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No. It was very much up in the air.

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Oh, thank God.

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I'll get some more water.

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Wow.

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Man, that dude's fantasy-football league

224
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has a better chance
of going the distance

225
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than that marriage does.

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Yeah.

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But they're gonna have a kid soon.

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That should really help things.

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That's nice.

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Evan.

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Gary.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too, bro.

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Be careful. Try not to move his neck.

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We'll take good care of him.

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Don't worry.

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Thanks, Doc.

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Sure.

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Okay. I just need a little information

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to get you checked in.

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- Name?
- Eddie.

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And when did you first
notice Eddie was injured?

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Oh. No. I'm Eddie.

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Oh, thank God. I thought...

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I thought you were asking
about his wheelchair.

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Oh, my God.

246
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No, no, no. I-I am so sorry.

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I-I meant...

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What's the bird's name?

249
00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:02,862
The bird doesn't have a name.

250
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:05,300
He... He was injured in our yard.

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00:10:05,498 --> 00:10:07,175
And the bird really means a lot to him,

252
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so if there's anything you can do...

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We'll do everything we can.

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Thank you.

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00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,534
That bird's been out
there every morning.

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Why didn't I put the
tuna on the back porch?

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00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:31,474
T, it is not your fault.

258
00:10:34,582 --> 00:10:37,011
Do you think he's gonna be okay?

259
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,417
I know he is.

260
00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:43,772
The nurse just said they're
gonna do everything they can.

261
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,862
You just gotta think positive.

262
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:58,399
So, Molly, what made you want to
become a home healthcare worker?

263
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,618
Well, I used to take care of my Gaga.

264
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,556
When I was a kid, I
couldn't say "grandpa,"

265
00:11:03,557 --> 00:11:05,838
so I said "Gaga," and it kinda stuck.

266
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,673
That's so cute.

267
00:11:07,674 --> 00:11:09,676
And when he got older,
he moved in with us,

268
00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:12,172
and I was with him for the
last five years of his life

269
00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:14,689
pretty much every day,
making him his meals,

270
00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:16,848
getting him dressed,
taking him on walks,

271
00:11:16,849 --> 00:11:19,721
just making sure he was
living his life to the fullest.

272
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,650
Lucky Gaga.

273
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,900
He was the first person
to ever encourage me

274
00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:27,845
to follow my dreams, and I am
passionate about being a nurse,

275
00:11:27,846 --> 00:11:30,675
because it allows me to bring
joy to the people around me.

276
00:11:30,676 --> 00:11:34,636
And if I can make a living doing
that, that's what I want to do.

277
00:11:35,563 --> 00:11:38,609
You seem perfect.

278
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,556
Delightful.

279
00:11:42,205 --> 00:11:44,220
- We can't do this to you.
- We can't do this to you.

280
00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:46,954
Oh.

281
00:11:48,053 --> 00:11:52,013
Well, Celeste, you certainly
have a lot of experience,

282
00:11:52,014 --> 00:11:54,400
and the nurse in
Walter's doctor's office

283
00:11:54,401 --> 00:11:56,486
had great things to say about you.

284
00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,150
That's great to hear.

285
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,345
I've been fortunate enough to
work with such wonderful people.

286
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,486
Yeah. About that.

287
00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:06,189
I just need to reiterate that...

288
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,762
Walter can be a bit of a handful,

289
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:12,165
and I want to make sure
that doesn't faze you.

290
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,821
You keep saying that, but he's
been nothing but delightful

291
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,462
the whole time we've been sitting here.

292
00:12:17,463 --> 00:12:20,248
Wait. W-What?

293
00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:22,338
I said you'd been nothing
but delightful

294
00:12:22,339 --> 00:12:24,907
the whole time we've been sitting here.

295
00:12:25,969 --> 00:12:27,275
Let me get this straight.

296
00:12:27,276 --> 00:12:30,792
You... You think that
I'm the 77-year-old man?

297
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,415
And you look amazing.

298
00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:34,329
Huh?

299
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,657
It certainly is amazing.

300
00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:44,532
Okay. Um, did you want any references?

301
00:12:45,088 --> 00:12:46,916
So, the agency was a little unclear

302
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,969
about the drug-testing policy.

303
00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:50,587
Thank you for coming in, Lucian.

304
00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:55,579
We didn't even walk that last guy out.

305
00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,582
Because he came in
here eating his lunch.

306
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,368
Who eats a sandwich during an interview?

307
00:12:59,369 --> 00:13:01,415
Now I gotta get the smell
of egg salad out of here.

308
00:13:01,641 --> 00:13:03,599
How much longer till
the next dud shows up?

309
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,777
Not for another 15 minutes.

310
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,701
I guess he's early.

311
00:13:09,702 --> 00:13:11,573
Or maybe Lucian forgot his bong.

312
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,748
Hey, you greet him.

313
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,751
I gotta take this deli
to the trash chute.

314
00:13:15,752 --> 00:13:17,753
If it seems like he's on
drugs, eating liverwurst,

315
00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:19,251
or thinks I'm a senior citizen,

316
00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:20,657
can you have him gone
before I'm back, please?

317
00:13:20,658 --> 00:13:22,814
Get him off your lawn. Got it, Gaga.

318
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:24,628
Stop doing that.

319
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:25,805
No.

320
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:28,986
- Hi.
- Hi.

321
00:13:28,987 --> 00:13:31,219
You must be Regina. I'm Terrence.

322
00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:32,407
Uh, sorry I'm a bit early.

323
00:13:32,408 --> 00:13:33,845
My dad, he was in the service.

324
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,189
He always taught me if
you're on time, you're late.

325
00:13:36,346 --> 00:13:37,775
This is Rome.

326
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,560
Hi. You taking out the trash?

327
00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:41,134
I did see the chute on the way up.

328
00:13:41,135 --> 00:13:42,681
Let me grab that for you.

329
00:13:42,682 --> 00:13:44,075
Be right back.

330
00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:47,172
Is this guy as good as he seems?

331
00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:49,741
Either that or we got
a contact high from Lucian.

332
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,946
Would you like one? Hi.

333
00:13:54,947 --> 00:13:56,431
You want...

334
00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:58,470
- There you go.
- Thank you.

335
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,603
Thank you. Have a good day.

336
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,751
Hey.

337
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,759
Do you want a water?

338
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,630
Thanks.

339
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:13,329
Look, I-I-I really don't
want to cause any trouble,

340
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,289
but any information you have
about Joseph would be helpful.

341
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:17,813
You know, when the cops came through

342
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:21,512
and trashed all his
stuff, uh, we found this.

343
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,680
I just want to find
him and give it back.

344
00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:28,680
Joseph's his last name.

345
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,739
His first name's Alex.

346
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:32,063
Thank you.

347
00:14:32,064 --> 00:14:34,415
But he's not here.

348
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,923
Couple days ago, the EMTs
took him out on a stretcher.

349
00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:40,243
I haven't seen him since.

350
00:14:51,075 --> 00:14:54,042
Okay, everybody. Let's
take a five-minute break.

351
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:56,081
All right.

352
00:14:56,082 --> 00:14:58,998
I will be using my break to urinate,

353
00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:01,034
'cause your son is kicking my bladder.

354
00:15:01,035 --> 00:15:02,558
Well, just a heads-up...

355
00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:05,214
The whole "I'm pregnant, so
I'm gonna cut the line" thing

356
00:15:05,215 --> 00:15:07,253
probably isn't gonna work here.

357
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:10,600
Huh.

358
00:15:10,601 --> 00:15:11,979
It worked.

359
00:15:20,429 --> 00:15:23,120
Yo, Gary, you mind if I join you?

360
00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:24,383
Man, get over here with your...

361
00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:26,486
what you have,
peanut-butter-filled pretzels?

362
00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:28,635
As soon as Claire hit
her third trimester,

363
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,406
peanut butter was outlawed in our house.

364
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,323
Yeah. Maggie's smell-sensitive, too.

365
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:35,667
That's why I'm out here
eating this hallway jerky.

366
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,737
When the instructor put
that coconut lip whatever on,

367
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,417
I thought my lady was gonna pass out.

368
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,049
I don't even blame her. It was intense.

369
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:45,334
Hey, I could smell "Gilligan's
Island" from two rows back.

370
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,468
Dude. Deep pull.

371
00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:49,143
I love that show.

372
00:15:49,144 --> 00:15:50,690
You remember the episode
where Gilligan did something

373
00:15:50,691 --> 00:15:52,588
that kept them from all being rescued?

374
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:56,389
Wait. Here's the thing
I never understood.

375
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,401
Give it to me.

376
00:15:57,402 --> 00:15:58,713
Why didn't they just tie him up,

377
00:15:58,714 --> 00:16:00,019
like on the far side of the island...

378
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,631
- Way on the other side.
- Get him out of the way.

379
00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:03,024
Like, "You know what, little buddy?"

380
00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:05,073
- "We will be right back for you."
- No, we won't.

381
00:16:05,074 --> 00:16:07,269
Hey, and don't even get me
started on the Professor.

382
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,270
Hold on. Wait.

383
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,751
So we're supposed to believe
this dude can make anything

384
00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:10,927
out of a palm tree and a coconut,

385
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,058
but he can't patch up a freakin' boat?

386
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:15,235
That's hilarious!

387
00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:17,003
Oh, my God. I never
even thought of that.

388
00:16:17,004 --> 00:16:18,518
Full disclosure, uh,

389
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,510
that's not the first
time I've done that bit.

390
00:16:20,768 --> 00:16:22,155
It's in my act.

391
00:16:22,236 --> 00:16:23,799
Act?

392
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,072
Are you a stand-up?

393
00:16:26,073 --> 00:16:27,745
Yes. Yes, I am.

394
00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:29,276
You know the Beacon Comedy Club?

395
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,854
Yes, I know the Beacon.

396
00:16:30,855 --> 00:16:32,814
I run an open mike on Mondays.

397
00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:33,857
You should come by.

398
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:35,893
- I will come by.
- I'll put you on the list.

399
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:37,113
Oh! I love being on the list.

400
00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,811
- Evan?
- Who doesn't love the list?

401
00:16:38,812 --> 00:16:40,346
Oop. Here comes the wife.

402
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,131
- Zip up your jerky.
- Zip up your jerky?

403
00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:44,315
I really hope you guys
are talking about snacks.

404
00:16:44,316 --> 00:16:45,728
- Ah.
- See?

405
00:16:45,729 --> 00:16:46,737
This one.

406
00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:48,000
You're a comedian too?

407
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:49,518
No. God, no.

408
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:51,503
One in a couple is more than enough.

409
00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:53,221
No, I'm a professor.

410
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,831
Can you patch a boat?

411
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,768
Whoa. You, uh, done
your whole act for him?

412
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:01,236
No! N... Okay, maybe.

413
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,282
A tight five.

414
00:17:02,283 --> 00:17:04,110
We're a comedy duo now.

415
00:17:04,111 --> 00:17:05,979
Wow.

416
00:17:06,351 --> 00:17:07,783
Where do you teach?

417
00:17:07,784 --> 00:17:09,114
I work at MIT.

418
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,643
Oh, I think I've heard of that.

419
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,346
That's right.

420
00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:14,741
The only dumb thing she ever
did was let me get her pregnant.

421
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,487
- Oh.
- Boop.

422
00:17:16,488 --> 00:17:17,604
Boop.

423
00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:19,150
Hey.

424
00:17:19,151 --> 00:17:20,815
She's starting up again.

425
00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:21,932
- Ah.
- Oh.

426
00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:24,784
Let's hope Cindee slathered on
more of that coconut lip gloss.

427
00:17:24,785 --> 00:17:26,260
Cindee? Oh.

428
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:28,916
Oh, you mean Cinde-e, with two E's.

429
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,814
That's right. Sorry for the confusion.

430
00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:32,250
- Don't mess that up.
- Yeah.

431
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,283
My bad.

432
00:17:33,284 --> 00:17:36,931
Let's all go back in together as
a quad... quartet. Let's go in.

433
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:42,611
So, the thing is, my dad
can be... difficult...

434
00:17:42,612 --> 00:17:44,228
at times.

435
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,825
Most times.

436
00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:49,958
All of the time.

437
00:17:50,548 --> 00:17:52,244
Hey, I get it.

438
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,161
It's hard for someone who's used
to having their own independence

439
00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:57,728
suddenly need someone
with them constantly.

440
00:17:57,729 --> 00:18:00,087
That's why I like to think of
it more as a budding friendship.

441
00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:02,003
Yes, I'll look after Walter,

442
00:18:02,004 --> 00:18:04,291
but there's much that I
can learn from him as well.

443
00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:06,127
Wow.

444
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,262
That's an amazing perspective.

445
00:18:09,263 --> 00:18:11,994
Plus, you said he's a
Marine, just like my dad,

446
00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:13,571
so I'm used to that type of personality.

447
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:14,955
I grew up with it.

448
00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:17,197
It's the same way you have
an easier time navigating him

449
00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:18,983
because you grew up
with it your whole life.

450
00:18:18,984 --> 00:18:21,423
Yeah. It's pretty much
second nature at this point.

451
00:18:21,424 --> 00:18:23,853
You know what?

452
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,813
You are just... You are fantastic.

453
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,587
You really are.

454
00:18:27,588 --> 00:18:30,766
Problem is, getting my dad on
board is gonna be kinda tricky.

455
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:31,814
I totally get it.

456
00:18:31,815 --> 00:18:35,200
How about you take me by his
place so I can get to meet him?

457
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,228
And then if it seems like
it's a good fit, then...

458
00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:39,333
maybe you guys can come up with
an excuse to get out of there,

459
00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:40,541
give me some time alone with him,

460
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,544
give him a chance to
really get to know me.

461
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:44,806
Uh, that would be perfect.

462
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,202
Oh, no. Wait. Wait. Wait.

463
00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:49,161
I'm coaching the debate
team this afternoon.

464
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,165
Oh, I'll take you by.

465
00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:52,900
He likes me better anyway.

466
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:54,175
It's not even close.

467
00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:06,822
- Aren't they great?
- Who?

468
00:19:06,823 --> 00:19:08,998
What do you mean,
"who"? Evan and Claire.

469
00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:11,105
Who are Evan and Claire?

470
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,152
Shh! Babe, they're right there.

471
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:15,065
You and Claire shared a moment of hatred

472
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,285
with people that use stinky lip gloss,

473
00:19:16,286 --> 00:19:20,544
and my main man Ev is a stand-up comic.

474
00:19:20,545 --> 00:19:21,717
Oh, God.

475
00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:24,035
Is he one of those people
who's just always on?

476
00:19:24,036 --> 00:19:26,120
No. Not at all.

477
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:29,080
In fact, it took me
a while to discover it.

478
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:32,802
Oh. That's why you've fallen
into your Seinfeld cadence.

479
00:19:32,803 --> 00:19:34,066
I don't know what you're talking about.

480
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,334
I love these people.

481
00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:39,125
Ah, ah, ah.

482
00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:40,449
N- o. No, no.
- What the hell?

483
00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:41,740
You are cut off.

484
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:43,529
Next break, you're not peeing, okay?

485
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:48,056
You're gonna hang out with Evan
and Claire the MIT professor.

486
00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:50,232
Wait. She's a professor?

487
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,352
I tried to tell you that.

488
00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:54,100
The smartest, funniest baby in Boston

489
00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:56,595
is just chillin' in that belly,
and during the next break,

490
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,965
I'm going to need you to bring it.

491
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,587
I will tell you when I'm gonna bring it.

492
00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:06,445
Besides, you don't even
know that they're that great.

493
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:07,555
What else do you know about them?

494
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:09,165
I just told you so much.

495
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,169
Okay, well, I'm sorry if I don't
trust the immediate judgment

496
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,516
of the guy who, earlier
today, had us summering

497
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,095
with Tony and Carmela over there.

498
00:20:16,096 --> 00:20:17,126
Are you gonna be jealous

499
00:20:17,127 --> 00:20:19,086
when you're not the only
baby in our household?

500
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,263
- Yep, that's fair.
- Mm-hmm.

501
00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:22,907
What are you doing?

502
00:20:22,908 --> 00:20:24,432
Taking notes.

503
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,359
No, you're not.

504
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,954
No, I'm not.

505
00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:32,917
I am googling our new best friends

506
00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,516
so that I can show you why
you should open your mind

507
00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:38,384
to be... Ooh. Ooh.

508
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,369
Ooh.

509
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,329
Dr. Claire Fisher,

510
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:45,751
professor of behavioral analytics.

511
00:20:45,752 --> 00:20:46,806
I don't know what that means,

512
00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:48,626
but it sounds like it
involves overthinking things,

513
00:20:48,627 --> 00:20:50,165
which means you're gonna love her.

514
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,407
Look at that professional head shot.

515
00:20:52,563 --> 00:20:54,602
You fold your arms, Claire.

516
00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:57,509
No need to analyze that. I like it.

517
00:20:57,648 --> 00:20:59,693
Stop.

518
00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:01,515
You did pretty good.

519
00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:03,657
Yeah. I did.

520
00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:08,178
Hey, I texted Katherine
we're still at the vet.

521
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,181
She texted back "slob goal"?

522
00:21:11,031 --> 00:21:12,375
Autocorrect.

523
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:15,143
She's texting under the table
so the judge can't see her.

524
00:21:15,144 --> 00:21:17,928
"Slob goal" is "sounds good."

525
00:21:18,748 --> 00:21:20,576
Hey, you guys, check it out.

526
00:21:20,577 --> 00:21:22,931
I can eat chips all day
and not gain a pound.

527
00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:25,509
Enjoy it while you can,
kid. Mind if we cut in?

528
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:26,941
I need to see how many
chips Sergeant has had

529
00:21:26,942 --> 00:21:28,915
- since his last visit.
- Oh, sure.

530
00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:31,578
If you want, you can hold the leash.

531
00:21:31,579 --> 00:21:32,987
- Really?
- Sit.

532
00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:34,162
Good boy, Sergeant.

533
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,965
Did it die?

534
00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:44,707
The bird is still hanging on,

535
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,971
but there's nothing else we can do.

536
00:21:47,192 --> 00:21:51,137
At this point, the most humane
thing would be to euthanize it.

537
00:21:52,342 --> 00:21:53,942
Thank you.

538
00:21:53,943 --> 00:21:55,075
Um...

539
00:21:55,076 --> 00:21:56,754
Do I press this?

540
00:21:56,824 --> 00:21:58,472
Could we have a minute?

541
00:21:58,473 --> 00:21:59,918
He's gonna want to say goodbye.

542
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,102
Of course. Just let me know
when you're ready, okay?

543
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,629
Okay. Thank you.

544
00:22:05,777 --> 00:22:07,083
Great.

545
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:09,283
It's my first morning
with just Theo and I,

546
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,964
and I have go break his heart?

547
00:22:12,144 --> 00:22:14,028
I mean, how's that for
top-shelf parenting?

548
00:22:14,029 --> 00:22:15,269
Hey.

549
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:18,055
Parenting isn't always
about being able to fix it.

550
00:22:18,056 --> 00:22:21,058
It's about being there to
support him when you can't.

551
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:23,557
Let's tell him together.

552
00:22:23,558 --> 00:22:25,082
Okay.

553
00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,440
Is the bird okay?

554
00:22:29,747 --> 00:22:31,792
Um...

555
00:22:32,088 --> 00:22:36,092
Listen, T, the vet tried
everything they could,

556
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,479
but the bird isn't gonna make it.

557
00:22:38,556 --> 00:22:41,141
The doctor said the best thing
that we could do for him now

558
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:44,058
is give him a drug to
help him go in peace.

559
00:22:44,252 --> 00:22:45,786
No.

560
00:22:45,787 --> 00:22:46,995
No. We can't do that!

561
00:22:46,996 --> 00:22:48,824
There's nothing more
they can do for him.

562
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,131
The bird is suffering.

563
00:22:50,644 --> 00:22:52,849
No, Dad. We can't give up!

564
00:22:54,328 --> 00:22:55,588
Hey, T?

565
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,583
T.

566
00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:11,437
If the bird's still alive,
they have to keep trying.

567
00:23:11,438 --> 00:23:13,165
They've done everything they can.

568
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,255
Your dad's right. It's the only option.

569
00:23:15,654 --> 00:23:17,774
No. We can't give up.

570
00:23:19,118 --> 00:23:20,790
That's what Uncle Jon did.

571
00:23:24,055 --> 00:23:28,219
Buddy, Uncle Jon did not give up.

572
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:29,798
But that's what you said.

573
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:32,211
What? No, I didn't.

574
00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:33,300
Yeah, you did.

575
00:23:33,301 --> 00:23:34,650
The night he died,

576
00:23:34,651 --> 00:23:37,458
I heard you and Uncle Rome
and Uncle Gary talking.

577
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,721
You were so mad at him.

578
00:23:38,722 --> 00:23:40,680
You said, "How could he just give up?"

579
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,298
Listen, T.

580
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,736
When Uncle Jon died,
you were very young,

581
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,652
and I don't think we did the best job

582
00:23:56,653 --> 00:23:58,691
explaining to you what happened.

583
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:02,440
You are right. I did say that.

584
00:24:02,744 --> 00:24:04,832
Because I was hurt,

585
00:24:05,212 --> 00:24:10,217
and... I didn't fully understand
what was happening myself.

586
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:14,627
Now that you're older, I
think we should talk about it.

587
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:20,191
Uncle Jon had depression.

588
00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:21,823
Like Uncle Rome?

589
00:24:21,824 --> 00:24:23,316
Yes.

590
00:24:23,722 --> 00:24:26,102
And part of the reason
Uncle Rome is doing so well

591
00:24:26,103 --> 00:24:30,121
is because of what we
learned when we lost Jon.

592
00:24:32,442 --> 00:24:34,400
Look, sometimes when you're depressed

593
00:24:34,401 --> 00:24:36,490
and you don't get the help you need,

594
00:24:36,491 --> 00:24:39,694
you can have some really bad thoughts.

595
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,828
You can be in so much
pain that even though

596
00:24:41,829 --> 00:24:46,615
the pain is temporary, you feel
like it's gonna last forever.

597
00:24:46,616 --> 00:24:48,835
Your brain tells you
it is never gonna end.

598
00:24:48,836 --> 00:24:53,043
And I think that's what Uncle
Jon's brain was telling him.

599
00:24:53,253 --> 00:24:54,559
And unfortunately, we didn't know,

600
00:24:54,560 --> 00:25:00,535
so we couldn't help him realize
that those feelings would pass.

601
00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:07,201
Even though he loved
us and we loved him...

602
00:25:09,878 --> 00:25:13,533
I think all he could
feel was his suffering.

603
00:25:14,749 --> 00:25:22,365
And so he ended his temporary
pain in a very permanent way.

604
00:25:24,783 --> 00:25:26,001
And I'm just sorry

605
00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,706
we haven't had this
conversation sooner, pal.

606
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,595
Me too.

607
00:25:40,253 --> 00:25:42,473
The bird's not gonna get better, is he?

608
00:25:43,471 --> 00:25:46,198
No, T, he's not.

609
00:25:46,449 --> 00:25:49,850
And the... the pain the
bird's in from his injuries,

610
00:25:49,851 --> 00:25:51,096
it's not a passing thing.

611
00:25:51,097 --> 00:25:52,533
He's suffering.

612
00:25:52,534 --> 00:25:56,815
I know it's really hard
to let him go, but it's...

613
00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:59,870
It's the compassionate thing to do.

614
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:06,397
But I really think that if
you wanted to say goodbye

615
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,456
and tell the bird how
much he meant to you,

616
00:26:09,457 --> 00:26:12,120
that'd be really nice.

617
00:26:13,518 --> 00:26:15,476
Okay.

618
00:26:18,663 --> 00:26:20,752
- Thanks, Greta.
- Sure, pal.

619
00:26:27,241 --> 00:26:30,045
I cannot believe how long
he's been carrying that.

620
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,764
I mean, I know the last
couple years have been tough,

621
00:26:31,765 --> 00:26:35,015
and some of that has to
do with me and Katherine

622
00:26:35,016 --> 00:26:38,281
and me relapsing and me
getting in my accident.

623
00:26:38,282 --> 00:26:40,257
So basically me.

624
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:43,132
But even before that,

625
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:46,647
he had these night terrors,
and... he was just so anxious.

626
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,437
He still is.

627
00:26:49,196 --> 00:26:50,781
This morning, he... He
wouldn't eat his breakfast

628
00:26:50,782 --> 00:26:53,654
until he knew Katherine
got to work okay.

629
00:26:54,007 --> 00:26:56,702
I think for a long
time now, he's felt like

630
00:26:56,773 --> 00:26:58,195
he's had to take care of the people

631
00:26:58,196 --> 00:27:00,546
who are supposed to
be taking care of him.

632
00:27:01,294 --> 00:27:05,804
Well, hopefully that'll
turn around for him soon.

633
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:11,859
I think it already is...
especially now that he has you.

634
00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:15,633
Oh. Uh, thank you.

635
00:27:18,372 --> 00:27:20,461
Believe me, I plan on giving him

636
00:27:20,462 --> 00:27:22,508
a whole host of things to worry about.

637
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:28,388
Okay. So one more slow,
deep breath through the nose.

638
00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:33,052
And exhale through the mouth.

639
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:37,287
Excellent work.

640
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:41,292
Now that we're all relaxed,
let's have another potty break.

641
00:27:41,397 --> 00:27:43,146
Okay.

642
00:27:43,447 --> 00:27:46,533
So, Bloom, I need you
to play it cool, okay?

643
00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:48,710
Smile a little bit, show some teeth,

644
00:27:48,711 --> 00:27:51,068
maybe crack a joke or two,
but remember he is a comedian,

645
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:53,216
so don't make it seem
like you're trying.

646
00:27:53,217 --> 00:27:54,628
- You worry about you.
- You worry about you.

647
00:27:54,629 --> 00:27:55,974
Oh.

648
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:58,719
Dude, I think I came up with another...

649
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,722
Another little something for
your "Gilligan's Island" bit.

650
00:28:00,723 --> 00:28:03,551
Now, uh, the Professor,
he can do anything, right?

651
00:28:03,552 --> 00:28:04,701
- Right.
- Can't patch a boat.

652
00:28:04,702 --> 00:28:07,943
But he kept the batteries
in the radio going

653
00:28:07,944 --> 00:28:09,654
for what, nine seasons?

654
00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:12,177
You think... Do you think
you can maybe use that?

655
00:28:12,178 --> 00:28:13,441
Yeah. I can workshop that.

656
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:14,934
I got other stuff. I
got other stuff, too.

657
00:28:14,935 --> 00:28:16,396
We got a joke dude.

658
00:28:16,397 --> 00:28:18,268
Sorry I didn't introduce myself earlier.

659
00:28:18,269 --> 00:28:19,401
- I'm Maggie.
- Claire.

660
00:28:19,402 --> 00:28:20,577
Nice to meet you.

661
00:28:20,578 --> 00:28:21,797
When are you due?

662
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,893
Wow. I cannot believe
you would ask me that.

663
00:28:24,894 --> 00:28:26,530
I'm not pregnant.

664
00:28:26,784 --> 00:28:29,191
I'm just kidding.

665
00:28:29,192 --> 00:28:31,081
If we weren't in a birthing
class, that would kill.

666
00:28:31,082 --> 00:28:32,097
Yes.

667
00:28:32,098 --> 00:28:34,308
No, this little one's
popping out in about a month.

668
00:28:34,309 --> 00:28:35,876
I haven't been able to think about it

669
00:28:35,877 --> 00:28:38,229
with all the prep I have to
do to go on maternity leave.

670
00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:40,331
Oh, my God. Tell me about it.

671
00:28:40,332 --> 00:28:42,763
You talking about being a mom
but also having to balance work?

672
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,723
Mom, work. Yeah? Same boat.

673
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:45,933
You should... You should discuss that.

674
00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:47,441
Okay. I've got this, Jerry.

675
00:28:47,442 --> 00:28:48,527
I thought his name was Gary.

676
00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:49,933
Yeah. It should be.

677
00:28:49,934 --> 00:28:52,214
- Babe, you still want those chips?
- Yeah.

678
00:28:52,215 --> 00:28:54,152
Oh, unless they're salt and
vinegar, in which case...

679
00:28:54,153 --> 00:28:55,448
I will tell them to go straight to hell.

680
00:28:55,449 --> 00:28:57,066
Thank you.

681
00:28:57,067 --> 00:28:59,606
Bloom, there are new
snacks to be wrangled,

682
00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,478
so, uh, what should I say if, uh,

683
00:29:01,479 --> 00:29:02,741
if they're Cool Ranch flavor?

684
00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,699
Uh, you say, "Yes, please."

685
00:29:07,019 --> 00:29:09,105
Oh, wait, but don't do
the thing where you say

686
00:29:09,106 --> 00:29:11,444
we're gonna split a bag and
then you end up eating all of it.

687
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:14,456
I swear, if I order nachos and
I don't get a separate plate,

688
00:29:14,457 --> 00:29:16,459
my entire dinner is
salsa and sour cream.

689
00:29:16,948 --> 00:29:18,407
It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

690
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:19,758
You have a lovely home.

691
00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,716
And I'm aware of all of its contents,

692
00:29:21,717 --> 00:29:24,894
so don't even think
about taking anything.

693
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,865
That's Walter for
"Nice to meet you, too."

694
00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:28,955
We won't stay too long.

695
00:29:28,956 --> 00:29:30,433
I know you want to watch some golf.

696
00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:31,886
I'm not watching anything.

697
00:29:31,887 --> 00:29:34,510
Still can't figure out what's
wrong with that damn remote.

698
00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:37,494
Oh. Yeah.

699
00:29:37,495 --> 00:29:38,733
You know what?

700
00:29:38,734 --> 00:29:41,417
These... These ones
can be pretty tricky.

701
00:29:41,553 --> 00:29:43,642
But I'm sure you probably
already tried pressing

702
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:46,306
the power and menu button
at the same time to reset it.

703
00:29:46,307 --> 00:29:47,316
What?

704
00:29:47,317 --> 00:29:49,525
Oh, I just read somewhere that
by pressing those two buttons

705
00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:51,144
at the same time, it reboots it.

706
00:29:51,145 --> 00:29:53,028
But I'm sure you probably
already tried that.

707
00:29:53,029 --> 00:29:54,393
I did.

708
00:29:54,394 --> 00:29:56,527
But I'm gonna do it again.

709
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,845
So it's the menu button and the...

710
00:29:58,846 --> 00:29:59,995
Uh, power.

711
00:29:59,996 --> 00:30:00,997
- Power!
- Mm-hmm.

712
00:30:00,998 --> 00:30:02,619
I know.

713
00:30:03,698 --> 00:30:05,080
Oh!

714
00:30:05,081 --> 00:30:07,394
Look at that. You fixed it.

715
00:30:07,395 --> 00:30:09,545
With a little help from you, son.

716
00:30:09,712 --> 00:30:11,066
"Son"?

717
00:30:11,067 --> 00:30:12,972
Oh, man, they're doing one
of these gamer profiles.

718
00:30:12,973 --> 00:30:14,366
I love these.

719
00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:17,022
Well, sit down and watch
it with me, why don't you?

720
00:30:17,127 --> 00:30:19,521
Don't mind if I do.

721
00:30:20,145 --> 00:30:23,111
You don't mind if I take
off my pants, do you?

722
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,735
As long as you don't
mind that I keep mine on.

723
00:30:24,736 --> 00:30:27,870
I do like that Alex Norén fella.

724
00:30:32,969 --> 00:30:34,833
Bye.

725
00:30:34,922 --> 00:30:37,719
Oh. Hey, Soph. What's going on?

726
00:30:38,187 --> 00:30:40,668
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Slow down.

727
00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:44,712
I don't wanna jinx this,
but it sure seems like

728
00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:47,969
Maggie and Claire are getting on
like two pregnant peas in a pod.

729
00:30:47,970 --> 00:30:49,711
Oh, which is great,

730
00:30:49,712 --> 00:30:52,720
'cause, bro, one of the reasons
I'm scared to have kids...

731
00:30:52,721 --> 00:30:54,722
And this is gonna sound crazy, but...

732
00:30:54,723 --> 00:30:56,637
Is it because you don't
want your kids to choose

733
00:30:56,638 --> 00:30:58,421
what dumb dorks you
get to be friends with?

734
00:30:58,453 --> 00:31:00,335
Yes! Oh, my...

735
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:02,196
Well, and, to be honest,

736
00:31:02,197 --> 00:31:04,286
Claire's not the quickest
to warm up to people.

737
00:31:04,287 --> 00:31:06,202
Are you kidding me?

738
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,422
Maggie hates everyone.

739
00:31:08,924 --> 00:31:10,360
No, no. I love the stroller.

740
00:31:10,361 --> 00:31:11,883
I just wish it came in a better color.

741
00:31:11,884 --> 00:31:13,740
Oh, I know. But I do
like the hunter green.

742
00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:15,289
Wait. It comes in hunter green?

743
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,526
Oh, uh, yeah.

744
00:31:16,527 --> 00:31:17,790
What?

745
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:20,442
All right. So, I just registered for it.

746
00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:21,575
- Oh, my gosh.
- Yeah.

747
00:31:21,576 --> 00:31:22,663
Let me show you.

748
00:31:22,664 --> 00:31:24,621
Uh... Uh, babe. Babe.

749
00:31:24,622 --> 00:31:25,993
- Bloom.
- Hmm? Yeah. Hold on.

750
00:31:25,994 --> 00:31:27,754
- I'm just gonna show Claire th...
- Maggie, j...

751
00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:31,158
Is that me?

752
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,629
What?

753
00:31:39,270 --> 00:31:41,229
Why is my picture on here?

754
00:31:43,576 --> 00:31:44,844
Is that you?

755
00:31:44,845 --> 00:31:47,298
Oh. Cute power suit.

756
00:31:47,299 --> 00:31:50,733
Okay. This is... This is
a very silly confession,

757
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:52,946
and once I come out with
it, it's gonna be hilarious

758
00:31:52,947 --> 00:31:54,680
and you can use it in one of your skits.

759
00:31:54,994 --> 00:31:59,346
Remember when we were talking
about this one hating everybody?

760
00:31:59,347 --> 00:32:00,618
- What?
- You know who you are.

761
00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:03,173
- Okay.
- Well, I wanted to prove to her

762
00:32:03,174 --> 00:32:04,617
how cool you both were.

763
00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:07,795
So I did a little research,
and turns out,

764
00:32:07,796 --> 00:32:09,516
you're even cooler than we thought,

765
00:32:09,517 --> 00:32:11,171
and not just because you were named

766
00:32:11,172 --> 00:32:13,751
Best New Face at the Montreal
Just for Laughs Comedy Festival,

767
00:32:13,752 --> 00:32:16,757
even though that is what
the other tab told me.

768
00:32:16,758 --> 00:32:17,965
You're making it creepier.

769
00:32:17,966 --> 00:32:19,054
- I think you're right.
- Yeah.

770
00:32:19,055 --> 00:32:20,532
I'm sorry.

771
00:32:20,763 --> 00:32:21,895
Yeah.

772
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:25,406
This seems like the type of problem

773
00:32:25,407 --> 00:32:29,093
one of your listeners would
call into your show with.

774
00:32:29,094 --> 00:32:31,645
"You're in the room with Dr. Bloom!"

775
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,964
- What?
- We're huge fans.

776
00:32:34,965 --> 00:32:37,074
I recognized you from your
poster as soon as we saw you.

777
00:32:37,075 --> 00:32:39,034
We just... We didn't
know how to tell you.

778
00:32:39,035 --> 00:32:40,697
Yeah, it didn't occur
to us to just google you

779
00:32:40,698 --> 00:32:42,656
and let you stumble
on the results, so...

780
00:32:42,657 --> 00:32:44,875
Ha! That's funny. He's funny!

781
00:32:44,876 --> 00:32:46,703
I've been saying that all morning!

782
00:32:46,704 --> 00:32:48,140
This is crazy.

783
00:32:48,141 --> 00:32:50,794
Obviously, we were... Oh,
we were meant to be friends.

784
00:32:50,795 --> 00:32:52,883
So you two better get along.

785
00:32:52,884 --> 00:32:54,331
- Work it out.
- Boop!

786
00:32:54,332 --> 00:32:55,434
Work it out.

787
00:32:55,435 --> 00:32:57,583
We should take a selfie,
uh, commemorating the moment

788
00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,586
that we all decided to
be in each other's lives,

789
00:32:59,587 --> 00:33:01,464
and our kids can look
back at it and they can...

790
00:33:01,465 --> 00:33:02,763
They can love it just as much as we do.

791
00:33:02,764 --> 00:33:03,851
Let's go! Let's do this!

792
00:33:03,852 --> 00:33:06,244
Everybody, fold your arms like Claire.

793
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:07,636
Okay.

794
00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:08,995
All right. It's a good pose.

795
00:33:08,996 --> 00:33:10,300
It is. It is. It is.

796
00:33:10,301 --> 00:33:12,840
Oh, sir, you are
the Ginger to my Mary Ann.

797
00:33:16,051 --> 00:33:18,155
The problem with
merit-based organ donation

798
00:33:18,156 --> 00:33:19,940
is who decides who's worthy?

799
00:33:19,941 --> 00:33:21,912
I mean, the whole system is subjective

800
00:33:21,913 --> 00:33:23,821
and therefore inherently flawed.

801
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,744
Okay. Okay.

802
00:33:27,745 --> 00:33:29,324
Brianna, you have one minute to rebut.

803
00:33:29,325 --> 00:33:30,446
Okay.

804
00:33:30,447 --> 00:33:31,752
No disrespect to the opposing team,

805
00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:33,229
but that argument's the
most ridiculous thing

806
00:33:33,230 --> 00:33:34,457
I've ever heard.

807
00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:36,205
In the first place,
you're assuming that...

808
00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:38,144
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

809
00:33:38,145 --> 00:33:39,713
Ugh.

810
00:33:39,714 --> 00:33:42,120
Just hold that thought,
and before you say,

811
00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,673
"No phones in the classroom," Kevin,

812
00:33:43,674 --> 00:33:45,808
it's my dad, and I'm the teacher,

813
00:33:45,809 --> 00:33:47,721
and I probably should
have led with that.

814
00:33:47,806 --> 00:33:50,287
Gimme... Just...

815
00:33:50,607 --> 00:33:53,638
Hey, Pop, uh, how's it
going with you and Terrence?

816
00:33:53,639 --> 00:33:55,132
I hate that guy!

817
00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:56,308
What? W-Wait.

818
00:33:56,309 --> 00:33:58,144
I-Isn't he there with you right now?

819
00:33:58,145 --> 00:33:59,689
Yeah, but he knows I hate him.

820
00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:01,527
You know I hate you, right?

821
00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:03,308
He knows.

822
00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:05,521
Well, what... what happened?

823
00:34:05,522 --> 00:34:07,697
Gina said you guys were
watching golf together.

824
00:34:07,698 --> 00:34:11,614
We were, until someone started
talking about Patrick Reed

825
00:34:11,615 --> 00:34:13,790
and how the ball he
picked up wasn't embedded,

826
00:34:13,791 --> 00:34:16,663
even though me and all the
other officials ruled it was.

827
00:34:16,664 --> 00:34:19,753
Okay. But, Pops, see, that's
how amazing Terrence is.

828
00:34:19,754 --> 00:34:21,581
He understands what you just said.

829
00:34:21,582 --> 00:34:22,770
Look. Look at the replay!

830
00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,198
I looked at the replay!

831
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:25,846
I also saw it the first time.

832
00:34:25,847 --> 00:34:27,630
Both times, embedded.

833
00:34:27,631 --> 00:34:29,320
I don't want this man in my house.

834
00:34:29,321 --> 00:34:30,409
Dad!

835
00:34:30,410 --> 00:34:31,634
You know what? It's okay, Rome.

836
00:34:31,635 --> 00:34:33,114
Don't worry about it.

837
00:34:33,115 --> 00:34:35,412
I don't want to be here any
more than he wants me here.

838
00:34:35,413 --> 00:34:37,284
Good luck finding somebody.

839
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,599
Oh. And it wasn't embedded!

840
00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:42,863
Don't let the door hit you
in your ass on the way out!

841
00:34:42,864 --> 00:34:46,269
I can't believe you got so
upset over a golf ball, Pop!

842
00:34:46,270 --> 00:34:49,826
You think it's about a golf ball
because you're not hearing me.

843
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:54,010
I don't need a stranger in my house.

844
00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:55,839
Well, I think you do.

845
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,347
Well, I don't want one.

846
00:34:57,348 --> 00:34:59,925
And I don't want you
setting your house on fire.

847
00:34:59,926 --> 00:35:02,292
Gina told you about that, huh?

848
00:35:02,463 --> 00:35:03,793
Well, the real mess was the one she made

849
00:35:03,794 --> 00:35:05,425
with the fire extinguisher.

850
00:35:06,628 --> 00:35:08,684
Listen, Pop.

851
00:35:10,606 --> 00:35:14,136
Tyrell is out of town for
the rest of the school year,

852
00:35:14,137 --> 00:35:19,813
which means his room... is open.

853
00:35:20,563 --> 00:35:21,814
What are you saying?

854
00:35:25,732 --> 00:35:27,516
You still there?

855
00:35:28,177 --> 00:35:29,649
Yeah. Yep.

856
00:35:29,992 --> 00:35:31,820
I'm still here.

857
00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:36,569
I think you should move in with us, Pop.

858
00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:38,441
I don't want to do that.

859
00:35:38,442 --> 00:35:40,271
And I don't want you to.

860
00:35:40,982 --> 00:35:42,749
But I think it's for the best.

861
00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:45,486
Don't you need to run it by Gina?

862
00:35:45,487 --> 00:35:49,228
No, no. Actually, Gina's
the one who suggested it.

863
00:35:50,305 --> 00:35:51,393
Three weeks ago.

864
00:35:51,394 --> 00:35:53,494
First time we ever went to bed angry.

865
00:35:55,238 --> 00:35:57,478
So, what do you say?

866
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:02,508
Well, if that's what you want.

867
00:36:02,509 --> 00:36:04,749
Oh, my God.

868
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:05,969
Boston General.

869
00:36:05,970 --> 00:36:07,513
Hi. I'm calling about a friend.

870
00:36:07,514 --> 00:36:09,602
I think he was admitted two days ago.

871
00:36:09,603 --> 00:36:10,759
Alex Joseph?

872
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,329
Give me a second to check.

873
00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:14,111
Thank you.

874
00:36:14,112 --> 00:36:18,028
Oh. Um, I need to transfer you.

875
00:36:18,029 --> 00:36:20,423
Okay. Thanks.

876
00:36:20,943 --> 00:36:23,443
Hi. You were calling about Mr. Joseph?

877
00:36:23,444 --> 00:36:24,774
Yeah. Is he okay?

878
00:36:25,031 --> 00:36:26,598
Are you family?

879
00:36:28,073 --> 00:36:30,764
I'm a friend. Why?

880
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:33,827
I'm so sorry to have to tell you this,

881
00:36:33,828 --> 00:36:36,133
but he passed away yesterday.

882
00:36:50,601 --> 00:36:52,429
I can't believe he's gone.

883
00:36:55,819 --> 00:36:58,483
I just hate to think that he was alone.

884
00:37:00,504 --> 00:37:03,725
I mean, how many other
people are dying like this?

885
00:37:04,405 --> 00:37:07,679
And if we hadn't called,
would anyone even know?

886
00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:12,998
Let me see.

887
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:35,671
Put your gloves on.

888
00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:38,909
We're making sandwiches.

889
00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:51,530
Come on, T. Let's grab your bag.

890
00:37:51,531 --> 00:37:53,122
Your dad's waiting.

891
00:37:54,945 --> 00:37:56,593
Do you hear that?

892
00:38:10,366 --> 00:38:12,455
Greta, it's a nest!

893
00:38:17,096 --> 00:38:19,359
Oh, wow.

894
00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:21,976
Apparently he was a girl.

895
00:38:21,977 --> 00:38:24,022
Oh, well, it's all fluid, dude.

896
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,786
Do you think they're gonna make it?

897
00:38:27,787 --> 00:38:30,703
Oh, with our help, absolutely.

898
00:38:33,231 --> 00:38:36,278
Maybe I... Maybe I
shouldn't go to my dad's.

899
00:38:36,652 --> 00:38:38,654
No, you should go.

900
00:38:38,772 --> 00:38:40,817
I'll be here.

901
00:38:43,331 --> 00:38:46,421
Don't worry. We're
gonna take care of you.

902
00:38:47,047 --> 00:38:49,499
Why don't we start...

903
00:38:50,384 --> 00:38:52,593
by moving this nest
out of Scott's reach?

904
00:38:52,594 --> 00:38:54,596
Good call.

905
00:39:05,452 --> 00:39:06,772
Check it out.

906
00:39:06,773 --> 00:39:09,585
I put him in my phone
as "Dear Evan Handsome."

907
00:39:11,336 --> 00:39:13,554
They're great, right?
Admit it. They're great.

908
00:39:13,555 --> 00:39:15,601
I invited them to our
home for dinner on Sunday.

909
00:39:15,602 --> 00:39:17,517
Obviously, I think they are great.

910
00:39:17,518 --> 00:39:19,476
Yeah. Well, you better
check that 'tude on Sunday.

911
00:39:19,477 --> 00:39:23,481
Uh, excuse me, my new
friend Claire loves my 'tude.

912
00:39:23,482 --> 00:39:25,484
Oh, remind me when they're over here

913
00:39:25,485 --> 00:39:28,401
to ask Claire for her midwife's number.

914
00:39:29,738 --> 00:39:30,991
Midwife?

915
00:39:30,992 --> 00:39:32,890
Yeah. They're doing a home birth.

916
00:39:34,702 --> 00:39:36,390
Home... Like...

917
00:39:36,965 --> 00:39:38,265
What do you mean? Like, in their home?

918
00:39:38,266 --> 00:39:40,929
Yes. Home birth means birth in a home.

919
00:39:40,969 --> 00:39:43,210
We were just talking
about how great it would be

920
00:39:43,211 --> 00:39:46,171
to give birth not surrounded
by the stress of a hospital,

921
00:39:46,173 --> 00:39:47,530
and she told me their plan.

922
00:39:47,531 --> 00:39:49,272
I thought it sounded pretty cool.

923
00:39:49,273 --> 00:39:50,812
I think we should look into it.

924
00:39:50,813 --> 00:39:53,835
Oh. First I need to pee, though.

925
00:39:53,965 --> 00:39:55,854
Yeah. Home birth, uh...

926
00:39:55,855 --> 00:39:58,007
That sounds like one of Evan's bits.

927
00:39:58,008 --> 00:40:01,011
Babe, I think it was a bit, you know?

928
00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:02,999
Right?

929
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,047
I mean, even Gilligan would find
a way to get to the hospital.

930
00:40:11,629 --> 00:40:13,631
Turkey and cheese?

931
00:40:13,632 --> 00:40:15,226
Yeah. There's some fruit in there, too.

932
00:40:15,227 --> 00:40:16,619
Thank you.

933
00:40:17,731 --> 00:40:18,819
Do you want to go down that way

934
00:40:18,820 --> 00:40:20,107
and I'll hand out the rest over here?

935
00:40:20,108 --> 00:40:21,687
Mm-hmm.

936
00:40:22,196 --> 00:40:23,976
Hey. Would you like one?

937
00:40:31,754 --> 00:40:33,713
Hey.

938
00:40:33,893 --> 00:40:35,938
Oh, thanks.

939
00:40:39,465 --> 00:40:42,030
Debra passed away a couple weeks ago.

940
00:40:42,214 --> 00:40:43,863
Oh, Dustin.

941
00:40:43,864 --> 00:40:46,356
You're right. This has
been the worst year.

942
00:40:52,496 --> 00:40:54,598
D-Dustin?

943
00:41:04,305 --> 00:41:07,305
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