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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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You got a roommate?

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No, it's a single.

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I have a chaperone.

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Why do you need a chaperone?

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Maybe they think I'm, like,
some kind of troublemaker.

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As the owner of the face
you punched, they're right.

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Do you play D&D?

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No. I actually just sit in my dorm room

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and study because I have no friends.

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- That's a bummer.
- Yeah.

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I think I'm gonna go.

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Bye.

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You should go after her.

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Why? She's a bummer. You just said so.

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Many cultures throughout the world

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relied on percussion to send messages

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across long distances.

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For example, the West African dundun

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was used to imitate human speech...

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...while I used my fist,
the wall of my dorm,

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and Morse code to send a message.

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That's just the letter
"H." What does that mean?

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Yeah?

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I'm here to talk to you about your music

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and your abysmal Morse code skills.

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What?

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Four dots is just the letter "H."

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Was your message "Huh"?

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What?

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Paige?

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Sheldon?

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You know him?

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Yeah, no, we go way back.

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What are you doing here?

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Would you believe me if I
told you I was working on

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a femtosecond laser in
the engineering department?

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- Yes.
- Then that.

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You know she's not old
enough to drink beer.

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I'm not old enough to drink beer.

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Yeah, one second.

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Come here.

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Did I convince you
that drinking is wrong?

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Good for me.

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Just leave me alone.

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But what are you doing here?

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I'm trying to have fun,

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- and I don't want them to know how old I am.
- Why?

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Because I want them
to think that I'm cool.

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But you're smart.
What's cooler than that?

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Just go away.

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Hey, we're fixing to play
some beer-pong. You in?

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You should know, she is not...

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Not had dinner. I have
not had dinner yet, so

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we are going to go get some food.

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We are?

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- Do you have cash?
- Of course.

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I always have an emergency 20,

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plus four quarters for the telephone.

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21 bucks? Okay, you're buying.

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We're going the wrong way.

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Okay, well, I'm drunk. You lead.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Here, take a look at this.

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Does this look like tuna to you?

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What am I watching?

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It's called Dinosaurs.

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It's like The Flintstones,
only with dinosaurs. Come on.

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Well, that's dumb.

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Well, they talk, he's
got a job. It's fun.

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Wasn't The Flintstones
just The Honeymooners?

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Huh, I never even thought about that.

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Well, see, you just
kind of ruined it for me.

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Good.

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Hey.

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Please tell me you
brought some movies home.

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- Tootsie.
- Ooh, thank you.

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Really? We're supposed to believe

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Dustin Hoffman is a woman?

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But we believe talking dinosaurs?

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Okay, I'll leave you to it.

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Little late to start a movie.

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It's 8:00.

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We're saying the same thing.

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So, you want to go home?

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Well, I don't know. I
stayed here last night.

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So?

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So, two nights in a row.

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At what point are we living together?

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Fine. Go home.

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Oh, I'm okay with staying.
You're the independent one.

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If you want to stay, stay.
If you want to go, go.

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Fine. I'll stay if you're gonna beg.

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And this isn't what I wanted.

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Are you still inebriated, or can we have

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an intelligent conversation?

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Both.

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You do realize that
alcohol kills brain cells.

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Ah, but it also makes life tolerable.

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What do you mean?

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Well, talking to you
is usually annoying.

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So you're what's called
a mean drunk. Noted.

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I'm messing with you.

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It's just, sometimes life sucks,

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and it's easier not to deal with it.

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Could you be more specific?

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Um... well, I have no friends,

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I don't fit in anywhere,
and I dropped out of college

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but I'm too young to get a job,

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so killing brain cells makes it easier.

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Huh.

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Go ahead, smart guy, fix me.

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Mm.

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Well, give me a minute.

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? Sweet Tootsie roll... ?

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Well, how do they not
see that's Dustin Hoffman?

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I buy it.

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So if I put on a wig and lipstick,

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you'd think I was a chick?

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Only one way to find out.

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Nice try.

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You do have some pretty
nice legs, though.

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Well, if you want, we
could pause the movie,

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and I'll let you touch 'em.

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Lucky me.

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So I'm assuming you haven't
taken the DARE pledge.

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The what?

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DARE. It's an acronym.

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It stands for Drug Abuse
Resistance Education.

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It's not too late. You can take it now.

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I promise not to do
drugs, to avoid violence,

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to be responsible, and to
make responsible choices.

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Now you say it.

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No.

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I dare you.

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Clever, right?

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Because I still have all my brain cells.

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Sheldon, just eat your pizza.

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Hey. You guys going to a party?

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Uh, Gamma Kappa house.

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Cool.

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Mm, you know, Officer
McDaniel was in charge

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of our DARE program.

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One time, he even brought in
his drug-sniffing dog Alfie.

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Which I didn't care for,
but it was nice to see

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a dog gainfully employed
and off the streets.

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Really? You're gonna
leave your socks on?

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My feet get cold.

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- Take 'em off.
- What do you care?

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It feels like a lack of commitment.

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Aw, fine.

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When was the last time
you cut your toenails?

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I don't know.

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Seriously, you look like something

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that could swoop down
and pick up a squirrel.

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Look who's here. Come on in.

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Thanks.

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Everything okay?

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Mind if I hang out here with y'all?

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Come on, mama.

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Need a break from Connie?

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I'm just trying to give
her and Dale some privacy.

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- Gross.
- Oh.

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What?

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Oh, nasty.

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Wait, sex, right?

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Yeah.

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Missy's at a sleepover

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if you want to use her room.

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I might take you up on that.

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You'll be safe here.
They never do anything.

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What are we doing here?

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It's a party, Sheldon.

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But we weren't invited.
I didn't bring a gift.

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Then go home.

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Wait, this is dangerous.

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There I stood, the classic hero

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outside the dragon's cave.

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Should I risk life and
limb to save the maiden?

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My every instinct said no.

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But I drank a lot of root beer
and really had to go pee-pee.

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? Let's go! ?

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Hell does exist.

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Excuse me. Where's the nearest restroom?

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Hey, look, Pee-wee
Herman's at our party!

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Pee-wee! Pee-wee! Pee-wee!

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Pee-wee! Pee-wee!

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The hell continues.

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Pee-wee! Pee-wee!

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Oh, thank goodness.

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Come on!

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Hey, there's a line.

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Oh, boy. New hell.

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What?!

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- What?!
- Charley horse. Charley horse.

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- What-what do I do?
- I don't know.

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Here, rub it, rub it, rub it.

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That's kind of how this
whole thing got started.

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- That's not funny.
- Mm-hmm.

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You'll laugh later.

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Rub harder. Harder.

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I'm rubbing as hard as I can.

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Well, use your elbow.

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All right.

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I don't need my toothbrush.

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You like that?

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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This night of depravity had reduced me

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to urinating on a tree
like a forest animal.

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How much worse could it get?

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Hey, Pee-wee's back!

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Pee-wee! Pee-wee! Pee-wee!

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Pee-wee!

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Excuse me.

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I'm looking for my friend.

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Blonde girl, about a meter and a half.

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? Suck the poison out... ?

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Excuse me. I'm looking for...

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- Missy?
- Sheldon?

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What are you doing here?

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What are you doing here?

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Do Mom and Dad know you're here?

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Do Mom and Dad know you're here?

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Okay, stop. You go first.

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Heather's sister goes to school here.

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She invited us. Now you.

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I'm looking after Paige.

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Where is she?

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Well, I didn't say I
was doing a great job.

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Where's your toothbrush?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Who the hell calls at this hour?

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Hello.

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Oh, hi.

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- Everything okay?
- Who is it?

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- Heather's mom.
- Oh. Is everything okay?

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You just heard me ask. Wh-What's up?

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No, Heather's not here.
They're at your house.

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- Huh.
- What?

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Heather told her mom
she was staying here.

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Classic.

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Paige is drunk?

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And high on what
Officer McDaniel's called

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Mary Jane, reefer and ganja.

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- Is she okay?
- No.

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She said her life is terrible.

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- What?
- Her life is terrible.

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What?

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Her life is terrible.

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How's your sex cramp, old man?

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Athletes get cramps all the time.

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It comes from dehydration, overexertion.

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I'll give you the dehydration,

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but I didn't see any
overexertion, though.

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Why, Connie?

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'Cause it's fun.

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Well, just give me a
minute, I'll be ready.

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Why don't we just call it a night

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and get some sleep?

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That's fine by me, but just to be clear,

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- you're calling it, not me.
- Yep.

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- I'm good to go.
- I'm sure you are.

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Yep.

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Damn tootin'.

265
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I don't know if it's any
help, but when I was her age

266
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,003
and pulled this, it was
just to go to a party.

267
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,437
Oh, great.

268
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,408
So she's at a party, who knows where.

269
00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:42,543
You know what?

270
00:10:42,546 --> 00:10:44,039
- I'm gonna go find her.
- How?

271
00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:46,143
I don't know. I'm just...
I'm gonna drive around

272
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,413
- till I hear some carousing.
- I'll go with you.

273
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,815
Will you both just stop for a minute?

274
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,220
There's nothing to do but wait.

275
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,389
Fine.

276
00:10:58,703 --> 00:11:00,370
Nope. Georgie, let's go.

277
00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:02,026
Let's check out that creek in the woods

278
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,263
where they found the headless body.

279
00:11:03,265 --> 00:11:04,429
Will you shut up.

280
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,497
Now what do we do?

281
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,899
We can't just leave.
Paige is still in there.

282
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,655
Maybe we should call Mom.

283
00:11:10,658 --> 00:11:13,058
I do have four quarters
for that exact reason.

284
00:11:13,061 --> 00:11:14,697
Paige?

285
00:11:15,244 --> 00:11:16,777
Wait!

286
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,304
What are you doing?

287
00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:22,779
Well, this is Bradley, and
we're going to another party.

288
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,515
Another party? It's 9:30.

289
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,718
Bradley, do you know how old she is?

290
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,787
She said she was 18.

291
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,256
Lower.

292
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,790
Sixteen?

293
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,059
Lower.

294
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,995
Okay, I got to go.

295
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,400
Thanks a lot.

296
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,834
Come on.

297
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,472
We're running again?

298
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,441
We just ran.

299
00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:58,758
I'll tell you what.

300
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,784
My daughter's never
gonna put me through this.

301
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,820
Oh, really? How you figure?

302
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:05,790
I'm gonna run a tight ship.
Set some rules, some boundaries.

303
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,492
If she breaks them,
then she faces the...

304
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,595
Oh, what do you call it? Repercussions.

305
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,899
Why you smiling?

306
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,102
I just can't wait till you're a dad.

307
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,905
Thank you.

308
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,539
"Repercussions."

309
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,241
It's a word. Look it up.

310
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:25,726
Hurry!

311
00:12:25,729 --> 00:12:27,726
This is as fast as I
can go in sensible shoes.

312
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,335
- You okay?
- No.

313
00:12:32,338 --> 00:12:33,789
- Oh, dear.
- What?

314
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,087
I'm going to have the
mother of all blisters.

315
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,820
- I'm worried about you.
- Thank you.

316
00:12:39,823 --> 00:12:41,192
Well, don't be.

317
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,015
- I'm having fun.
- You're drunk

318
00:12:43,018 --> 00:12:45,185
and you were about to get in
the car with some stranger.

319
00:12:45,187 --> 00:12:48,065
- So? He was cute.
- What's wrong with you?

320
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,335
You're smarter than Sheldon.
Why don't you act like it?

321
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,337
- Um...
- I am.

322
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,805
If that was true, then how come
my pizza's still in my stomach

323
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,141
and yours is in the fountain?

324
00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:59,844
What good is being smart
if you're all alone?

325
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,359
Let's go to Sheldon's so
I can get you cleaned up.

326
00:13:02,362 --> 00:13:04,352
Thanks.

327
00:13:04,355 --> 00:13:06,551
Just so you know, you're not alone.

328
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,742
You've got me.

329
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,654
I thought we were trying
to make her feel better.

330
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,358
I'll tell you another idea I
have for keeping my kid in line.

331
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,360
- Oh, can't wait.
- I seen this show where they put

332
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,362
these electric trackers
on these dolphins.

333
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,030
And with satellites, they can
tell exactly where they are.

334
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,234
Dolphins?

335
00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:22,536
Go on.

336
00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:23,901
I'm gonna stick one of
them things in my kid

337
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,236
so I always know where she is.

338
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,971
So you're gonna keep
track of your daughter

339
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,306
like she's an animal.

340
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,842
Damn straight.

341
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,880
Actually a really good idea.

342
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,715
Missy's a good kid. I'm sure she's okay.

343
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,719
I was a good kid.

344
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,226
Didn't stop me from
getting into trouble.

345
00:13:44,229 --> 00:13:45,722
Me, too.

346
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,593
One time, I was at this party and...

347
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,261
Actually, never mind.

348
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,015
The important thing is we survived.

349
00:13:53,018 --> 00:13:54,532
Yes, we did.

350
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,636
You just want your children
to have an easier time of it.

351
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,305
Easier.

352
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:04,409
My baby's gonna have a broke
single mom and a teenage dad.

353
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,143
Mm-hmm.

354
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,978
Let me get you some more tea.

355
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,714
Okay.

356
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,982
- You know what else is nice?
- Hmm?

357
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,619
I get to learn from all
your parenting mistakes.

358
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,020
I'm starting to think

359
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,855
letting you live this
long was one of 'em.

360
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,025
Like that. I'd never say
something so awful to my kid.

361
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,364
Thanks, big guy.

362
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,633
You awake?

363
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,737
Mm-hmm.

364
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,773
I've been thinking.

365
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,443
We don't have to spend
every night together.

366
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,110
Wow.

367
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:42,913
You're preaching to
the choir there, Connie.

368
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,682
I've been lying awake here for an hour,

369
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,817
wishing I were back home in my own bed.

370
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,052
Really?

371
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,920
Everything's the way I like it there.

372
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,375
Got a TV in the bedroom

373
00:14:51,378 --> 00:14:53,732
and leave the seat up on the toilet.

374
00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:56,860
And thermostat's not
set to storing meat.

375
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,863
I did turn the toilet paper around

376
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,117
so it comes over the
top like you like it.

377
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,467
Like the world likes it.

378
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,802
Don't start on this again.

379
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,704
Hee-hee.

380
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,406
So, we got a plan?

381
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,674
We got a plan.

382
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,210
Mm.

383
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,415
So I'll spend tomorrow
night at my place.

384
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,549
Yep.

385
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,320
Oh, thank God.

386
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,220
Where you going?

387
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:27,292
Think I might have to crank up the AC.

388
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,093
'Cause I said "thank God"?

389
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,063
No fooling you.

390
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,366
Okay, she's asleep.

391
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,004
I put a trash can by the
bed in case she gets sick.

392
00:15:38,007 --> 00:15:39,604
Where am I supposed to sleep?

393
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,726
On the floor.

394
00:15:40,729 --> 00:15:42,029
Why can't she sleep on the floor?

395
00:15:42,031 --> 00:15:43,258
She doesn't even know where she is.

396
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,343
I don't have time for this.

397
00:15:44,346 --> 00:15:46,590
I have to find Heather
before I lose my ride home.

398
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:48,145
- Fine.
- But first,

399
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,414
we have to get our story straight

400
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,815
about where I was tonight.

401
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,721
There's only one story,
and it's straight:

402
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:53,723
you were here.

403
00:15:53,726 --> 00:15:55,853
No, I wasn't.

404
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,122
I was at Heather's,
and you didn't see me.

405
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,957
- Got it?
- First I have to sleep on the floor

406
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,392
and now I have to lie for you?

407
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,671
How 'bout this?

408
00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:04,795
Work with me, and I will
officially owe you one.

409
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,996
One what?

410
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,732
I don't know. One anything.

411
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,334
"Anything" is awfully vague.

412
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,268
- What say we draw up a contract or...
- Sheldon, you went

413
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,404
to a frat party; now there's
a drunk girl in your bed.

414
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,640
That's the coolest college
story you'll ever get to tell.

415
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,741
So I can tell Mom.

416
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,676
No. Someday.

417
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,656
When?

418
00:16:19,659 --> 00:16:22,085
Someday when we're old
and we can laugh about it.

419
00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,488
I got to go.

420
00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:26,320
30 years later,

421
00:16:26,323 --> 00:16:28,289
still not laughing.

422
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,123
What are you doing out here?

423
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,826
It's the middle of the night.

424
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,263
I can't sleep not knowing where she is.

425
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,867
Yeah.

426
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,673
So we're on the same page,
when she does show up,

427
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,174
I'm gonna kill her.

428
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,577
You're gonna have to beat me to it.

429
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,411
Not saying I love her the most,

430
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,914
but if anything happened to Missy...

431
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,650
She is your little girl.

432
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,151
Not so little anymore.

433
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,356
Hmm.

434
00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:04,254
And I hate it.

435
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,825
Well, pretty soon, you're
gonna have a granddaughter.

436
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,460
Start all over again.

437
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,065
You know, I had an idea.

438
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,801
I'm gonna put a tracker on
her, like they do with dolphins.

439
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:20,137
- You're making that up.
- No, it's true.

440
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,172
Yeah, wherever she goes...

441
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,218
Timbuktu, doesn't matter...

442
00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:25,254
We're there.

443
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,625
I'm home!

444
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,828
Hey.

445
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,329
Hey to you.

446
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,515
How was Heather's?

447
00:17:46,518 --> 00:17:47,796
Uh, fun.

448
00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:49,059
Pizza, movies...

449
00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,668
The usual.

450
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,236
You look tired.

451
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,539
I didn't sleep too well.

452
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,607
Oh. Sorry.

453
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,878
Well, I'm gonna go to my room.

454
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,378
What happened to killing her?

455
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,382
I'll get to it.

456
00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,687
Just so relieved she's okay.

457
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,055
Okay, I'm good. Missy!

458
00:18:11,058 --> 00:18:12,825
Wait for me!

459
00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:17,304
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