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Today is a tragic day for Canada.

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Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn

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the passing
of their beloved mother.

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The Queen is dead.

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? The Queen is dead ?

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Every Canadian everywhere

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is feeling absolute emptiness
right now.

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And now the casket
is brought down the aisle

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with the Queen inside.

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The Queen's body being carried
by the royal guard.

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What a horrible day for Canada
and therefore the world.

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Ike. Ike, come on, dude,
you can't keep doing this.

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She's dead.
She's dead, Kyle.

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Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.

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You gotta let it go.

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And here comes Canada's
most beloved musician,

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Sir Smelly John.

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Yes, Smelly John
is sitting down at the piano

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with a tribute
for the Queen, I believe.

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? Goodbye, queefy Queen ?

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? Seems as though you've
queefed your last queef ?

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Okay, it's 7:00.

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- It's my turn to use the computer.
- No!

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Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.

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- Get off!
- [Bleep] you, Kyle!

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Oh, and now people are
starting to stare angrily.

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Y-Yes, it looks like
the Prince and his new wife

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have just shown up.

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The Prince and his wife
have, of course,

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been bashing
the Canadian monarchy.

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A lot of Canadians
hate them now.

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Oh, and I belive
the Earl of Halifax

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has just farted
on the Prince's wife's face!

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The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.

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Oh, this is bad now.

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Ike, I'm playing "Darktide"
with my friends.

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- No, get off me!
- Ike, God damn it, get off!

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Hey, guys.

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Kyle, dude,
where were you last night?

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- Yeah, we were all waiting.
- Look, I know you think

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I haven't been
showing up for things,

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but I got screwed
by my little brother.

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He just keeps crying
about the Queen.

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And then there's
this Prince and his wife

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and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.

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I guess it's like people
don't even know

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why they showed up
to the funeral

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But, anyway, I'm really sorry
I ruined game time for everyone.

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You didn't ruin it for anyone.
We played without you.

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What? You guys, we said
we'd all level up together.

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Well, yeah, we're
all like level 12 now.

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We got some sweet drip,
dude.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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But this isn't fair,
it wasn't my fault.

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Hey, guys. Did you get
to upgrade your rifle, Stan?

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Yeah, it's got a lot better
range now. What about you?

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I kept the same gun,
but I got some sweet drip.

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- Nice, sweet drip, dude.
- Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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It stinks,
doesn't it?

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What stinks?

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When people make certain
judgements about you.

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I've been watching you, Kyle,

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and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.

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My brand?

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You see, everyone
has an image, Kyle.

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Some kids call it
your credibility

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or your reputation,

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but those things
are just little parts

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of something
much more important...

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your brand.

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Think about it, Kyle.

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Who are you?

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I'm just --
I-I'm just me.

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See? You don't know
what your brand is.

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So how is anyone else
supposed to know?

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It's like a commercial for Kyle,

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but you're not putting
a label on the jar.

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Butters, this seems
very out of character for you.

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That's because I've
been workin' on my brand.

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My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people

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so they sent me
to brand management.

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Brand management?

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Hi, Mr. Davis.

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Well, Butters Stotch.
How you doing there, Butters?

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- How's the brand going?
- Great.

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I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me

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to help her
with her homework.

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Well, there ya go there, Butters.

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My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,

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and I told him
maybe you could help.

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Oh, well,
sure there, Kyle,

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let's just get you to fill out
a CumHammer survey,

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and then we'll go
in the back

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and come up
with some options for ya.

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Live from the television
studios in Toronto,

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it's "Good Morning, Canada."

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It has been
several months now

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since our beloved Queen
has died.

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All Canadians are finding
it hard to go on.

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All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,

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The Prince and his wife.

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We want privacy!
We want privacy!

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Thanks for having us
on the show.

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It's so awesome to be here.
It's great.

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So let me start with you,
sir.

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You lived a life
with the royal family,

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you had everything
handed to you

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but you say your life
has been hard,

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and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."

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Yes that's right,
fwiend.

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You see, my wife and I are...

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I was totally like,
"You should write a book

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'cause you're family's,
like, stupid,

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and then so are, like,
journalists."

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So you hate
journalists?

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- That's right.
- And now you wrote a book

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that reports on the lives
of the royal family.

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Right.

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So you're a journalist.

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We just want
to be normal people.

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All this attention
is so hard.

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Isn't it true, sir,
that your questionable wife

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has her own TV show
and hangs out with celebrities

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and does fashion magazines?

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What are you suggesting?

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Well, I just think some
people might say

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that your Instagram-loving
bitch wife

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actually doesn't
want her privacy.

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How dare you, sir!

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My Instagram-loving bitch wife
has always wanted her privacy!

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And you know what else?
To hell with Canada.

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We are leaving.

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We'll go find
some quiet place

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where we can be
normal people.

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Come on, wife.
We want privacy!

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We want privacy!
We want privacy!

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? Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on ?

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? It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ?

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? Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on ?

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We want privacy!
We want privacy!

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? It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ?

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We want privacy! We want
privacy! We want privacy!

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? It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ?

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? Come on, come on, come on ?

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? Because we need some privacy ?

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- ? It's the Worldwide Privacy
Tour ? - We want privacy!

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We want privacy!
We want privacy!

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? The Worldwide Privacy Tour
is coming soon to your town ?

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We want privacy!
We want privacy!

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We want...!

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? Come on, come on, come on ?

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? It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ?

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? Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on ?

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? It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ?

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? Come on, come on ?

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? 'Cause we want some privacy ?

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Alright there, Kyle, we
got your survey answers,

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and I think we've put together
some great ideas for your brand.

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I understand you want people
to like you more

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and think you're cool.

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- Is that right?
- Yeah.

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Alright, well, let's see
how this brand works for you.

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We got... Kyle. Rugged. Vegan.
Compassionate. Victim.

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I don't think that's really me.

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Well, that's fine 'cause
there's a lot of different

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brands people are attracted to.
How about this one?

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Kyle... Sensitive. Outdoorsy.
Frugal. Victim.

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I'm not that outdoorsy.

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Okay, well, remember there, Kyle,

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it's not so much about
who you are as much as it is

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about what people
are attracted to, okay?

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So let's see, how about this?

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Kyle... Wealthy. Handsome.

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Multi-talented
Grammy Award-Winning. Victim.

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Oh, that one's taken already.

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Sorry. Hold on.

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Just a minute, Kyle.

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We're gonna find
a good one here for you.

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You'll see, Kyle.

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When you have your brand up
and runnin,'

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no one can stop you.

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Look at this town.
There's just something about it.

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Oh, darling.
I think this might be the place.

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You really think so?

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It's so quiet
and empty here.

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If we moved here,
then people would think

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we're really serious
about wanting to be normal.

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It does seem perfect,
doesn't it?

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We can have
a fresh start here.

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Lead a normal life
and have babies.

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Can we? Can we really move here
and finally have our privacy?

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My love, I will do anything
for your privacy.

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The couch goes
in the first room!

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Ay, be careful
with that TV, buddy!

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Drum set goes
on the second floor.

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Wait. Put it down.

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I want to make sure
it isn't damaged.

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What the hell?

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Hey!
Hey, you!

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Hey, what are you looking at?!

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You ever heard
of privacy?!

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What?

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You guys, I am so sorry.

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I totally was going to play
with you guys online

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but the Prince of Canada
and his wife

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moved in across
the street from me.

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They have this huge jet
parked in front of my house

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and then they kept trying to
get me to buy their stupid book

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and, anyway, I'm sorry
I messed up another game night.

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It's okay, dude,
we had a great time.

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Yeah, we are literally
dripping with drip.

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Well, I just want
you guys to know

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that I am a reliable,
fun-loving, punctual victim.

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'Kay, well,
we gotta get to class.

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I'm really working
on myself!

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You're gonna like
what you see!

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As a child, you see the world
in a different way.

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You see the wonder in nature,
and you're starting to learn

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more about yourself
all the time.

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And you're learning that
there's something more important

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than you ever thought...
your brand.

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It's what defines you.

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And with brand management,
you can make sure

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others see you
the way they want to see you.

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Welcome to your
CumHammer Work tutorial.

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You are taking the first steps
to making your brand

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a great one.

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By now you've received
your workbook

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and also your brand slide tool

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and CumHammer social-media drive

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which will be used in this video.

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Now, if you're ready,
let's start the exercises

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on page five of your workbook.

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Yeah!

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Respect our privacy!
Leave us alone!

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Leave us alone!

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Down with the monarchy!

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We just want our privacy!

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God, [bleep] these people!

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Why are we so mad today?

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Because we want
our privacy!

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Park County Police Station.
What's your emergency?

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Yeah, the neighbors across the
street are setting off fireworks

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and it's
10:30 at night!

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Oh, is it the Prince of Canada
and his wife,

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who just want to be
left alone?

248
00:11:21,424 --> 00:11:22,048
Yes.

249
00:11:22,073 --> 00:11:24,985
They're being super loud, and
I'm trying to work on my brand!

250
00:11:26,423 --> 00:11:29,298
Oh, God damn it. Now the
prince is playing polo on the lawn!

251
00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:35,737
We are here because privacy
is a basic human right.

252
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,040
How many more princes
and his wives

253
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:40,142
have to live in this nightmare?

254
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,169
Hey, can you two
[bleep] keep it down?!

255
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,016
Oy!

256
00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:48,009
You ever heard of a thing
called "privacy"?!

257
00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,584
Yeah, nobody gives a shit.

258
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,420
Will you two just shut up,
and go away?!

259
00:11:55,805 --> 00:11:58,093
It seriously is
driving me crazy!

260
00:11:58,094 --> 00:12:00,891
The prince plays drums all day.
I don't think he even has a job.

261
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:02,977
And I don't know what the hell
she does.

262
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,967
Why they even left Canada
is beyond me.

263
00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:06,802
And, like, she seems to just
boss him around,

264
00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:08,103
and make him do
whatever she wants.

265
00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,438
I mean, why did they even
leave Canada

266
00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:10,993
and move to South Park,
anyway?

267
00:12:11,777 --> 00:12:13,746
Stan, are you gonna
say something?

268
00:12:13,771 --> 00:12:14,884
You say it.

269
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,188
Say what?

270
00:12:16,324 --> 00:12:17,414
Look, Kyle...

271
00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:19,790
We just kinda don't care
about some dumb prince

272
00:12:19,815 --> 00:12:21,416
and his stupid wife.

273
00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:23,118
I don't care
about them either!

274
00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:25,798
So, then why do you talk
about them all the time?

275
00:12:27,866 --> 00:12:30,500
Dude, we're just kind of
sick of hearing about them.

276
00:12:30,525 --> 00:12:31,827
I'm sick of hearing
about them!

277
00:12:31,828 --> 00:12:33,495
But I can't get away
from them!

278
00:12:33,496 --> 00:12:35,664
They're everywhere!
In my [bleep] face!

279
00:12:35,665 --> 00:12:37,699
Yeah, and now you're putting 'em
in our [bleep] face.

280
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,035
Fine, I won't talk
about them anymore.

281
00:12:40,036 --> 00:12:41,503
Thank you.

282
00:12:45,874 --> 00:12:48,485
Okay, just one last thing...
did you know the prince sleeps...

283
00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:50,868
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!

284
00:12:53,015 --> 00:12:56,169
The problem with you is you
want results without the work.

285
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,986
You can't just say
you're a certain thing,

286
00:12:57,987 --> 00:13:00,489
and then expect people
to just like your brand.

287
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,536
You gotta work it,
sell people on it.

288
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,327
But I just don't feel
like my brand

289
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:07,130
is who I really am
on the inside.

290
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,964
You know, Kyle,
some people think

291
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:10,832
it's what's inside you
that matters.

292
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,502
But people can't see inside you.

293
00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:15,804
They can only see what kind of
drink you're drinking.

294
00:13:15,805 --> 00:13:17,021
That's what matters.

295
00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:18,840
I guess so.

296
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,409
Now, I'm gonna help you
with a new brand,

297
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,310
but you've got to
work on it.

298
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,036
What do you want your friends
to think about you?

299
00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:28,521
I want them to think I'm not
gonna complain about things,

300
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,918
I'm more thick-skinned.

301
00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:31,987
Okay. This is good.
This is good.

302
00:13:31,988 --> 00:13:34,189
And I want people to think
I'm stronger, mentally,

303
00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,390
than I probably am.

304
00:13:35,391 --> 00:13:37,092
Okay. Okay.
I think we got it.

305
00:13:37,093 --> 00:13:38,927
People are gonna
love this.

306
00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:41,863
Kyle... he's a thick-skinned, super cool,

307
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,369
nothing bothers him victim.

308
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,568
I just don't know
if I can...

309
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,570
You're goin'
off brand already!

310
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:52,874
Remember, no matter what,
nothing bothers you.

311
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:35,354
I don't care.
Don't care.

312
00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:42,757
- What the hell?
- What'd he just say?

313
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:43,992
He victimized me!

314
00:14:43,993 --> 00:14:45,460
It's because I'm
an ethnic woman!

315
00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:46,995
He can't do that!
I'll see...

316
00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:48,897
Wait, you're ethnic?
This is an outrage!

317
00:14:48,898 --> 00:14:51,500
We'll just see how he deals
with my blue penis!

318
00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:09,785
Hey!

319
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:12,387
Have some respect
for this privacy!

320
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:39,428
Don't worry, my love,

321
00:15:39,453 --> 00:15:41,717
he's not gonna
get away with this.

322
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,952
Hey, guys!
How you doin?!

323
00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:07,478
Good.
How are you?

324
00:16:07,609 --> 00:16:09,712
I'm great.
Got some good sleep last night.

325
00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:12,114
Just letting' things roll
right off my back, you know?

326
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,374
'Cause that's the kind of guy I am.

327
00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:17,569
Cool.

328
00:16:17,594 --> 00:16:19,585
Hey, do you guys wanna play
Darktide after school?

329
00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:21,952
Or if not, whatever.
I'm cool either way.

330
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,460
Yeah, I'm sure we can
figure that out.

331
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,862
Cool. Whatever.
I'm care-free and unflappable.

332
00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:28,363
I'll catch you guys at lunch!

333
00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:32,155
Wow, Kyle, you seem really different.

334
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,382
Do you like it?

335
00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:34,842
Uh, Sure.

336
00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:35,983
Thanks, Jimmy.

337
00:16:36,015 --> 00:16:38,131
But you know, I really need
to thank a good friend.

338
00:16:38,156 --> 00:16:40,758
He introduced me to a way of
becoming a more stable person.

339
00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:42,348
Have you seen Butters?

340
00:16:42,373 --> 00:16:44,175
Butters?
Oh, sure.

341
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,210
He's out on
the playground,

342
00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:46,636
getting the shit
beat out of him by Bebe.

343
00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:47,975
What?

344
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,852
Don't ever say
that shit again!

345
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:58,119
What the hell
is going on?!

346
00:16:58,144 --> 00:17:00,370
I wasn't even doing anything,
and he came up,

347
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,397
and started
talking shit to me!

348
00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:04,842
Yeah, everyone likes a guy
that's strong and assertive,

349
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,756
so I told Bebe
to go [bleep] herself.

350
00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:08,449
Who do you even think
you are?!

351
00:17:08,474 --> 00:17:10,109
You want some more of this,
you dumb slut?

352
00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:11,607
Butters, what are you doing?

353
00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:12,841
This isn't you.

354
00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:14,243
Hey, Kyle, will you relax.

355
00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:15,844
You're kind of [bleep] up my brand.

356
00:17:15,845 --> 00:17:17,713
Okay, that does it...
come on, Butters.

357
00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:19,452
You're going back
to CumHammer.

358
00:17:19,615 --> 00:17:21,585
You're lucky
he saved your ass!

359
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:23,444
[Bleep] you, you [bleep] bitch!

360
00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:28,190
The most important thing about
your brand is being flexible.

361
00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:30,793
We want to make sure
you're completely satisfied.

362
00:17:30,794 --> 00:17:32,761
You say you're having
some problems?

363
00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:34,129
That's right!

364
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,697
There's this horrible spy

365
00:17:35,698 --> 00:17:37,124
who lives across the street from us,

366
00:17:37,149 --> 00:17:39,234
and we're gonna get him back
by changing our brand!

367
00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:39,952
All right.

368
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,467
And I do see
you're in our database,

369
00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:44,948
but you didn't first get help
at this CumHammer location?

370
00:17:44,973 --> 00:17:47,511
No. My wife went to one
in California as a child.

371
00:17:47,536 --> 00:17:48,589
Ah. Okay.

372
00:17:48,614 --> 00:17:49,964
Then you must be in
the national system.

373
00:17:49,989 --> 00:17:51,523
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Is this you?

374
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,425
"Sorority girl, Actress,
Influencer, Victim."

375
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,552
Yeah.
That's totally me.

376
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,525
Okay. I see.

377
00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,751
And then,
you added your husband

378
00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:00,299
to your Friends and Family account.

379
00:18:00,324 --> 00:18:02,366
You must be the
"Royal prince, millionaire,

380
00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:04,259
world traveler,
victim."

381
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,338
That's right.

382
00:18:05,908 --> 00:18:07,361
Come on, Butters.

383
00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:09,720
Hello?

384
00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:12,401
Oh, hey there.
Just gimme a minute.

385
00:18:12,402 --> 00:18:14,136
I'm with some other clients
right now, there, Kyle.

386
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:15,814
Uh, no.
This is an emergency.

387
00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:16,845
We need to talk to...

388
00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:18,607
Oy! Do you mind!
Stop invading...

389
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:20,041
It's him!

390
00:18:21,095 --> 00:18:22,740
What the hell
are you doing here?

391
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,734
You just can't
leave us alone, can you!

392
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:27,149
Oh, my God,
he's so obsessed with us.

393
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,095
I'm not obsessed with you.

394
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,186
It's this stupid place!

395
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,689
Don't you see,
Butters?

396
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,301
Teaching people
to think of their brand

397
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,056
just makes
more people like them.

398
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,978
This whole thing is wrong.

399
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:43,699
They're telling you guys to
reduce yourselves into products

400
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:46,666
instead of people to be truly
understood and loved.

401
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,438
Don't you guys want people
to like you for you

402
00:18:49,439 --> 00:18:51,674
instead of who they
want you to be?

403
00:18:53,025 --> 00:18:56,556
Look, we all have our faults.
God knows I do.

404
00:18:56,712 --> 00:18:59,328
But if we just try to present
and control an image of us

405
00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,884
for people to see, then,
we're just performers

406
00:19:01,885 --> 00:19:03,884
instead of
human beings.

407
00:19:04,286 --> 00:19:05,220
He's right.

408
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,989
Trying to make ourselves
into a brand

409
00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:08,490
just turned us into products.

410
00:19:08,491 --> 00:19:10,603
We don't need to be
a brand, do we?

411
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,061
If it's truly
what we want,

412
00:19:13,062 --> 00:19:14,963
then we really can
get away from it all.

413
00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:16,965
No more magazines
and Netflix shows.

414
00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:18,901
We really can
live a normal life.

415
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,504
Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling.

416
00:19:22,505 --> 00:19:24,840
We can be the people
we talked about being,

417
00:19:24,841 --> 00:19:26,909
with no more worries
about how we look

418
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:28,644
or the image
we project to people.

419
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,446
What matters is what
we have on the inside.

420
00:19:36,518 --> 00:19:37,786
Hello?

421
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,055
Come on, Butters.
Time to go home.

422
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:43,158
Yeah.

423
00:19:43,777 --> 00:19:45,681
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

424
00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:48,158
Now, hey.

425
00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:50,611
Don't make a decision
you might all regret.

426
00:19:54,436 --> 00:19:57,072
Yeah, come on, honey.
We don't need this place.

427
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,384
Honey?

428
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,361
The queen is dead.

429
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:21,054
What a sad day for Canada...
and therefore, the world.

430
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,204
Ike, I need to use the...

431
00:20:24,229 --> 00:20:25,831
Oh no, not again.

432
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:28,704
She's still dead.

433
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,372
Ike, I have to get on the computer.

434
00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:32,140
The Queen's been dead a long time.

435
00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:36,078
Ike, I have to get on
with my friends!

436
00:20:36,079 --> 00:20:37,813
If I don't, they're gonna think I'm...

437
00:20:41,149 --> 00:20:42,369
It's okay.

438
00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:44,431
Things get to you.

439
00:20:45,053 --> 00:20:46,252
It's who you are.

440
00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:58,095
Oh. Hey, guys.

441
00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,533
Hey, dude. Uh...

442
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,791
We thought maybe you could do
with a little outside time.

443
00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:03,439
Really?

444
00:21:03,713 --> 00:21:05,440
We just thought it'd be good
to get you out of the house.

445
00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:07,369
You seem to bee going through
a lot lately.

446
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,283
Yeah.
Yeah, I have.

447
00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:12,781
Thanks, guys.
I'd love to play.

448
00:21:23,021 --> 00:21:24,213
Could, uh...

449
00:21:24,361 --> 00:21:25,829
Could I play?

450
00:21:25,908 --> 00:21:27,174
Sure.
You can play.

451
00:21:27,199 --> 00:21:28,220
Great!

452
00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:51,579
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