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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Well, I will watch this and let you know.

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She was totally hitting on you.

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All she did was rent a movie.

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Yeah, and then she laughed
and she touched your arm.

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- That's textbook flirting.
- I wasn't trying to.

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All I'm saying is you're not tied down.

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I'm getting parenting
advice from a woman

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whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant.

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Grow up, call your
daughter, and make it right.

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Now.

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- Well, I need...
- I said now.

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I was gonna say

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I need the phone number.

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Do you have a pen?

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Every culture has its
own traditions to celebrate

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important life events:

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bar mitzvahs,

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quinceañeras,

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baby's first Comic-Con.

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My favorites are
funeral and baby shower.

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They're the only two
thrown in your honor

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you're not expected to attend.

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Love it.

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Oh, and after we do gifts,

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we could take pictures
holding Mandy's belly.

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No.

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Okay.

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Here's one.

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We can fill baby bottles with juice

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and see who can drink it the fastest.

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- Don't go drinking out of my bottle.
- Why?

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'Cause it ain't gonna be juice.

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When is this thing anyways?

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Sunday.

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Oh, shoot.

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I got a date with
Amber. I got to cancel.

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You ain't invited.

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But I'm the dad.

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No boys allowed.
Southern Living says so.

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- Who is Amber?
- A girl I'm seeing.

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Does Mandy know?

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- Know what?
- Oh, nothing.

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It was actually her idea.

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What, Amber? Oh, yeah, I know.

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- She's divorced.
- What?

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Don't worry, she ain't old.

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It's just she got married too young.

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Okay. Uh...

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So, Mandy,

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have you given any thought

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to which friends or
family you want to invite?

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Well, given the circumstances,

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I'm thinking maybe we keep it small.

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'Cause your friends
don't know about this?

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They don't know about
this. They don't know about that.

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They don't know about any of it.

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Can I invite your mom?

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Um...

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That's a no.

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Well... we would love to have her,

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but it's totally up to you.

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Fine.

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Great.

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Is it great?

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Oh, I thought of another
game we could play.

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- First, you melt chocolate in a diaper...
- Keep thinking.

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We're coming up with games to play?

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Because I have a good one:
intelligent animal technology.

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For example, if rhinoceroses

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were intelligent, how would they type?

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This is for Mandy's baby shower.

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Oh. I don't want to go to that.

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Thankfully, it's for ladies only.

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Yeah, even if you're the father.

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Why do you want to go?

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Well, I'm gonna be at the
birth, but I can't go to the party?

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How do you know she
wants you at the birth?

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Who's gonna catch the baby?

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You may not want to be there.

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It's a rough one.

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George.

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Oh, you're right, dear.

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It's a beautiful event
which I will never forget.

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Wait, you said it was beautiful

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and then made a face
to imply that it wasn't.

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So, which is it?

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Oh, my God, Sheldon, it's disgusting.

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He could've just said that.

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Pretty good game Sunday,

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- if you want to watch with me instead.
- All right.

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You should invite Mandy's
dad and brother to join you.

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It might be awkward.
Don't really know them.

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That's how you get to know them.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Wait, I don't have
to watch football, do I?

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- No.
- Please don't.

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Sweet.

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Hi, Jim.

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Hey, Mary. Good to see you.

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You looking for some tires?

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Actually, I'm looking for your wife.

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Oh.

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You're not gonna
yell at her again, are you?

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No, no.

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Okay, you sure about that?

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'Cause I wouldn't mind seeing it.

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I just wanted to drop off an invitation

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to Mandy's baby shower.

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Oh. Well, that's-that's real kind of you.

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And George is hoping
that you'll come over

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and watch the game with him and Georgie.

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Huh. Well, that sounds like fun.

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And your son is welcome, too.

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All right, well, you
know, Connor ain't all that much

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into football or baseball.

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Or, shoot, anything with a ball, really.

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Well, if you do come,

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I know that George is making brisket.

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Brisket and football?

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Well, you drive a hard bargain.

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Hello, Mary.

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Hi.

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All right, well,
I'm gonna go help, uh...

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somebody.

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I want to apologize

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for getting off on
the wrong foot last time.

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Oh. You mean when you
called me a terrible mother?

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The important thing is you
and Mandy are talking again.

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Mm-hmm.

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Anyway, I just wanted to drop off

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this invitation to her, uh, baby shower.

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Thank you for including me.

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Of course.

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You'd think her own mother would know

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she was having a girl.

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Well, Georgie wants it to be a surprise,

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so she's barely told anyone.

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She told you.

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Barely.

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Um...

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you know what'd be great is

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if you could come and help us plan it.

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I'd like that. Thank you very much.

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Then it's settled.

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All right, please, uh, say
goodbye to your husband.

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Well, you can tell him yourself.

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He's hiding behind that stack of tires.

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Bye.

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It's open.

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Hello.

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I was wondering

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if I could have access
to the lab on Sunday.

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- I'm not here on Sunday.
- Where will you be?

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If I tell you that, you might go there.

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Well, I told you where I'll be: the lab.

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How about this? Here's the key. Go nuts.

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But I'm a minor. I
require adult supervision.

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I won't tell anyone.

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I will. I'm quite the tattler.

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Then you'll have to wait till Monday.

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But I'm trying to get out
of the house on Sunday.

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- Why?
- The father and the brother of the woman

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my brother impregnated are
coming over to watch sports

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with my brother and my father.

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So you're trying to avoid
a male bonding experience?

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At all cost.

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You know, son, as scientists,

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we're often teamed with
people that we don't know.

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The ability to bond
and build relationships,

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that's-that's an essential skill.

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So you're suggesting
I use this gathering

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as an opportunity to
better those skills?

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Exactly.

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Very well. I'll give it a go.

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- Great.
- Would you like to join us?

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- I can't.
- Why? Where will you be?

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So, I was thinking we could
do something sweet and simple,

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like a garden party.

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Oh, that sounds good.

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I know Mandy doesn't
like to make a big fuss.

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Since when?

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That girl has always wanted
to be the center of attention.

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Oh, well, I guess you would know.

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And garden party sounds lovely,

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but maybe we could do
something a little more fun.

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Like princess

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or "around the world"...
You know, all the places

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she was gonna go, but now she can't

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'cause she ruined her life.

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I like princess.

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Oh, great. I know this wonderful bakery

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that makes a cake that looks
just like a fairy-tale castle.

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I was gonna make my
German chocolate cake.

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She's having a girl, not
starting World War II.

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Castle cake it is.

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Yay.

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Hello.

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Ugh, nerd movies are over there.

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No, I need to bond with
Mandy's father and brother,

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so I'm looking for
movies they might've seen,

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so that we can engage in
some testosterone-rich banter.

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Okay, I can help you.

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A lot of dudes have been renting this.

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"Bingo.

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He's every family's best friend."

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Are you tricking me?

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No.

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Glad I asked. Ring me up.

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That was fun. Thanks.

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That was fun. Thanks.

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Are we still on for Sunday?

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Sorry, can't. Mandy's
having a baby shower.

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You're going to that?

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No, but I promised I'd hang out
with her dad and brother, so...

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Is it weird to talk about this stuff?

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Would it be weird if I
talked about my ex-husband?

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Depends. What would you say?

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I don't know.

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Maybe that he's six-four,
weighs about 240 pounds,

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got a short fuse.

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Yeah, I don't want to hear that.

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Well, I'm fine if you want
to talk about your situation.

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Oh, great, 'cause I need some advice.

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So, should I get Mandy a present?

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You mean, like a baby gift?

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Or for her. You know, like,
"Thanks for making the effort"?

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I don't think I would
engrave that on anything,

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but... could be sweet.

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Cool.

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You were just playing about
your ex being that big, right?

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But the divorce was a mutual
thing? He wanted it, too?

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He ain't in there, is he?

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Hey.

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I hate that woman.

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Your mother? Eh, she
ain't gonna live forever.

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Mandy's mom.

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Oh. Yeah, that one we're
stuck with for a while.

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I extended an olive branch

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to make her feel part
of the baby shower,

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and then she just took
over the whole dang thing.

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All right, I'll run
her over with my truck.

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I'm not ready to laugh yet, George.

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When you are ready to laugh,

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I have got the movie for you.

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Bingo. It's for men,

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but I think you'll get it.

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Anybody home?

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Hey.

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What's with all the pink?

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Uh, it's 'cause...

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it's my party, and I'm a girl.

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Makes sense.

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So, uh, what are you doing here?

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You know you're not invited
to the shower, right?

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I know. It's just,
everybody's bringing presents

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for the baby today, so I
wanted to bring one for you.

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Georgie, thank you.

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Open it.

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Okay.

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Sorry for the Christmas
paper. That's all we had.

264
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,226
It's beautiful.

265
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,429
Look inside.

266
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,232
What am I looking at here?

267
00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:37,870
It's the sonogram of our little girl.

268
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,639
I'm not an idiot.

269
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,476
That is the sweetest
thing I've ever seen.

270
00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:49,093
I-I... I love it.

271
00:10:49,096 --> 00:10:51,179
Good. It was actually Amber's idea.

272
00:10:53,573 --> 00:10:55,008
Oh.

273
00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:59,523
Well, that's very thoughtful. Thank you.

274
00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,825
And thank her.

275
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,493
I will.

276
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:05,125
All right, well, I'll let you get back

277
00:11:05,128 --> 00:11:07,530
- to your party.
- Okay.

278
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,669
You look great, by the way.

279
00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:28,891
Hey, Jim.

280
00:11:28,894 --> 00:11:30,753
Good to see you again. Hey, come on in.

281
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:33,481
Yeah. Thanks for having
us. This here is Connor.

282
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,759
- Hey, Connor. Good to see you.
- Hey.

283
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,867
Good to see you again, Mr. McAllister.

284
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,627
Georgie.

285
00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:41,257
Oh, you got some paint on you.

286
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,632
Been doing some work around the house?

287
00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:44,301
No.

288
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,936
I'm a painter.

289
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,132
Yeah, yeah, he's always in his room

290
00:11:48,135 --> 00:11:51,141
painting stuff, until you
ask him to paint the garage.

291
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,250
You're hilarious.

292
00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:55,492
All right, sorry. Uh...

293
00:11:55,495 --> 00:11:57,246
- He's an artist.
- Cool.

294
00:11:57,249 --> 00:12:00,650
Like, the, uh... the guy on
TV that paints the clouds.

295
00:12:00,652 --> 00:12:04,388
Uh, my stuff is a little
more, uh, abstract.

296
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,589
Oh, sure.

297
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,190
That means it doesn't look like stuff.

298
00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:09,393
I hope you're a starving artist

299
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,445
'cause I got a brisket

300
00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:12,381
on the smoker out there
with your name on it.

301
00:12:12,384 --> 00:12:14,718
Connor, uh, is also, uh,

302
00:12:14,721 --> 00:12:16,855
a-a vegetarian.

303
00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:19,281
No problem.

304
00:12:19,284 --> 00:12:21,437
We got beans. That's a vegetable.

305
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,075
Right? Come on.

306
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,318
This cake is amazing.

307
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,687
To look at, sure.

308
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,423
I prefer cakes for eating.

309
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,590
What's your problem?

310
00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:41,927
What's your problem?

311
00:12:42,961 --> 00:12:45,523
So, Audrey, is this your first grandkid?

312
00:12:45,526 --> 00:12:46,696
Yep.

313
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:48,165
You must be excited.

314
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,802
Sure.

315
00:12:50,762 --> 00:12:53,664
Can't say I'm thrilled with
the circumstances, but...

316
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:56,234
Amanda's always done things her way.

317
00:12:56,237 --> 00:12:58,241
I have a lot of grandkids.

318
00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:01,413
At some point, you just stop
caring how they got here.

319
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:05,281
- I'm gonna get some punch.
- It's nonalcoholic.

320
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,552
Oh.

321
00:13:10,171 --> 00:13:11,320
You coming down?

322
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:12,648
In a sec.

323
00:13:12,651 --> 00:13:15,524
You're not missing much.
It's real awkward down there.

324
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:19,830
Something wrong?

325
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,097
No.

326
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:22,734
Is it your mom?

327
00:13:22,737 --> 00:13:24,601
'Cause something's
definitely wrong with mine.

328
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:26,069
No, she's fine.

329
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:29,973
Well, she's a nightmare,
but, uh, that's not it.

330
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,208
Pretty.

331
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,977
Yeah, Georgie got it for me.

332
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,613
There's a sonogram of our baby inside.

333
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,482
Good for Georgie.

334
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,384
Yeah.

335
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,589
Good for Georgie.

336
00:13:44,227 --> 00:13:45,780
I got to tell you,

337
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:49,451
I think the Cowboys are gonna
take it all the way this year.

338
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,962
Not really into football.

339
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,165
Seriously?

340
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:58,101
That's cool. You like cars?

341
00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,005
Not really.

342
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:02,148
Music?

343
00:14:02,151 --> 00:14:03,639
Yeah.

344
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,108
Great. Who do you like?

345
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,140
The Smiths.

346
00:14:07,143 --> 00:14:08,778
I don't know them.

347
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:09,880
Guns N' Roses?

348
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,849
Corporate rock sellouts.

349
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,318
Yeah, well, sellouts who kick ass, so...

350
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,920
Hello.

351
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:19,648
Sheldon, this is
Mandy's brother, Connor.

352
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,259
Are you watching the game?
Because I heard the Cowboys are

353
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,860
going to go all the way this year.

354
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,929
It's okay. He don't
watch football either.

355
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,568
Great. I learned who Troy
Aikman is for nothing.

356
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:33,537
So, Connor seems like a good kid.

357
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,839
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.

358
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,274
From another planet.

359
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,409
Oh, I got one of those.

360
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,644
Georgie's little brother.

361
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,679
Is he a 22-year-old art school graduate

362
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,714
with no prospects of ever
holding down a real job?

363
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:47,217
Actually, he's a science genius

364
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,155
who started college when he was 11.

365
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:53,623
- Let's just talk about the brisket.
- Mm.

366
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,325
All right, Missy, you're first.

367
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,360
How much do you think
the baby's gonna weigh?

368
00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:59,563
Uh, I'm gonna say...

369
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,764
Hmm.

370
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,432
18 pounds.

371
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,234
Ooh, ouch.

372
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,169
- Too much?
- Too much.

373
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,638
But then again, Georgie was a big'un.

374
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,607
How big?

375
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,042
Almost ten pounds.

376
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,209
Ten pounds?

377
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:15,702
She walked like a cowboy for months.

378
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:19,601
Both my children were normal weight.

379
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:22,005
Well, good job.

380
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,541
My turn.

381
00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:26,843
Mm-kay, the belly
button's still got a little give.

382
00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:29,655
So, I'm gonna say...

383
00:15:29,658 --> 00:15:32,928
a quick and easy six pounds, two ounces

384
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,131
gonna slide right out of there.

385
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,502
I love you.

386
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:41,905
So, Connor, what was
your sister like as a kid?

387
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:45,575
Um... we really didn't get along.

388
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,110
- Mm.
- Yeah, she was older

389
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,878
and loved picking on me.

390
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,513
The same thing with me and Georgie.

391
00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:54,117
Once, she replaced my toothpaste
with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.

392
00:15:55,213 --> 00:15:56,720
Remember when I used to sit on your head

393
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,221
when you'd watch Star Trek?

394
00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,366
I do.

395
00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:01,309
Guess what I did when
they'd fire their phasers.

396
00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:02,692
You don't need to say it.

397
00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:04,628
I farted.

398
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,599
Hilarious.

399
00:16:08,329 --> 00:16:09,661
Okay.

400
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,000
Oh, a nursing bra.

401
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:17,407
"Includes removable
pads to prevent leakage."

402
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,718
Wow.

403
00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:21,453
Thanks. That's... really thoughtful.

404
00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:22,988
Mine dripped like a faucet.

405
00:16:22,991 --> 00:16:25,192
- Wait, I have a question.
- Please ask it later.

406
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:27,449
All right, next present.

407
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:28,518
Okay.

408
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,888
That one's from me.

409
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,692
- What leaks? The boob?
- Later.

410
00:16:38,326 --> 00:16:39,659
What's this?

411
00:16:39,662 --> 00:16:42,062
We set up a nursery in the guest room.

412
00:16:42,065 --> 00:16:43,800
You can move back in.

413
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,136
Can we not talk about this now?

414
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,205
What's the problem?
You're gonna need help.

415
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,941
Who do you think's been
helping her this whole time?

416
00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:54,694
And I appreciate it, but
you're not her family.

417
00:16:54,697 --> 00:16:56,345
We're that baby's family.

418
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,214
Georgie's right across the street.

419
00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:01,890
Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage
boy is gonna be a lot of help.

420
00:17:03,062 --> 00:17:05,074
You don't know what
you're talking about.

421
00:17:05,077 --> 00:17:08,124
Georgie has been there
for me the whole time,

422
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,601
and you come in at the last minute

423
00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:11,624
with a store-bought castle cake,

424
00:17:11,627 --> 00:17:14,096
and-and you think that's
gonna make up for everything?

425
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:17,434
Okay, I can see you're
a little emotional.

426
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,235
Yeah, I am a little emotional right now,

427
00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:21,106
and you being here isn't helping.

428
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,710
You do not get to bad-mouth Georgie.

429
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,346
He's gonna be a better
parent than you ever were.

430
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,114
Damn.

431
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,952
Now, if someone would help me
up, I would like to storm out.

432
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,189
Thank you.

433
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,124
So, who wants cake?

434
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,860
Bingo, it's a subpoena.

435
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,463
How's a dog supposed to read a subpoena?

436
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,598
Look how gritty this is.

437
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,093
Frank Miller really brought
a whole new aesthetic

438
00:17:51,096 --> 00:17:52,496
to comic books.

439
00:17:52,499 --> 00:17:54,703
Hmm. I've never really
thought of it that way.

440
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,940
I was doing it. I was bonding.

441
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,742
Now, would you please
put it back in the bag?

442
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,859
Oh. Sure.

443
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:01,530
And I was great at it.

444
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,750
14 hours of smoke and love.

445
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,151
Trying not to drool.

446
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:11,154
Jim, Connor, we're leaving!

447
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:14,374
- All right, hon, but the brisket...
- Now!

448
00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:15,825
I'll make you a doggy bag.

449
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:17,829
Jim.

450
00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:21,749
Poor bastard.

451
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:30,907
Hey.

452
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,475
I didn't know you were here.

453
00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:33,843
Just checking out the loot.

454
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:36,749
This is amazing. Why
don't all bras do this?

455
00:18:36,752 --> 00:18:38,118
Take that off.

456
00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:40,221
Well, that's what's
great: you don't have to.

457
00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:42,317
Look at this.

458
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,823
The father of my child.

459
00:18:45,815 --> 00:18:47,415
Ooh, nipple cream.

460
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,520
Maybe I should've went to this party.

461
00:18:50,679 --> 00:18:51,863
Sounds fun.

462
00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:57,780
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