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- Hey, dudes.
- Hey, what's up?

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Just wondering if you guys have seen me
and Tolkien's latest Tiktok?

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You guys made another TikTok?

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I think it's really our best one yet!

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Yeah, nobody really gives a
shit about your TikToks, guys.

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- Hey, really great TikTok, guys!
- Oh! Thanks!

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- Yeah, it was pretty amazing.
- Awesome!

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Well, anyway you guys gotta check
it out when you get a chance!

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- See ya later!
- Yeah, see you guys!

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Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok!

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Thanks, Butters!

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Konnichiwa!

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Sayonara!

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Kochi, kochi, kochi!

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Sayonara!

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Konnichiwa!

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Sayonara...

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What the [BLEEP] is this?

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Seriously, what the [BLEEP] is this?

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Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien

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are, like, doing
everything together lately?

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Yeah, they're quite the
little team, aren't they?

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I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys.

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I'm gonna get some homework done.

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Wow. I feel really bad for Stan.

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It's gotta be hard to
suddenly have your best friend

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always hanging with someone else.

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Mrph.

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I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.

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There's a little voice inside me

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that can't stand to
see my friend suffer.

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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I'm gonna go be a good Christian.

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Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.

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Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on?

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This is the brass section.

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Yeah, I know. I was just...

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I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out

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a lot with Kyle lately.

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Is there a problem with that?

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No, I think it's amazing.

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It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay

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with someone like him,

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given all the new information lately.

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You know, the stuff
that's come out about

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how the Jews stole the
Black race's identity,

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that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.

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You didn't hear about this?

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Black people are actually the Jews

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and people like Kyle
have taken that from them?

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- Stop talking to me.
- When the Jews came to America

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to escape persecution in World War II,

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they found that Blacks were
already the underclass in America,

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so they had to invent
a story for themselves

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which they can make everyone believe

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because Kyle runs Hollywood!

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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.

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Hey, Stan.

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Guess what. I have
some good news for you.

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What?

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A little magic fairy told me

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that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.

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I don't care that Kyle is
making TikToks with Tolkien.

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Yes, you do.

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But don't worry, Stan.
It's almost Valentine's Day.

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And the little angel on my shoulder

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says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.

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Hey, Stan.

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Oh.

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Hey, Kyle.

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- Rm!
- Uh-huh.

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- Well, dude, you wanna sit down?
- Oh, no sorry.

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I was actually just seeing if you
had a phone charger I could borrow.

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Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video

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and my stupid phone died!

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Oh. Yeah. Sure.

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Thanks, dude!

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Tolkien, I got one, dude!

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The [BLEEP] is going on?

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Well, um, I'm gonna
head back to class, guys.

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I don't get it. The little
cupid is always right.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.

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Why didn't Tolkien listen?

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Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?

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Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye!

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And did you tell him how the Jews stole

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Black people's identity?

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Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye.

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That's okay, Eric!

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Remember, being a good Christian means

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helping people even when it's hard.

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You're right, Cupid Ye.

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Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?

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Spreading information
is like spreading love.

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I'll help you get the word out, Eric!

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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!

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? All the pretty girls
walk like this, this, this ?

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? This, this ?

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? Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ?

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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.

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Look how many likes we're
getting for this one!

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Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?

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Yeah. What's up?

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Well, there's this rumor starting

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to go around the school.

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Kids are saying that, like...

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I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?

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What?

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I told Scott that that's
just people being dumb

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and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.

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But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea

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about a dude who has guns for hands

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and we have the first
20 pages written, so...

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You don't really run Hollywood, right?

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I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.

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Because repeating a derogatory slur,

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even for the purpose of refuting it,

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can make stupid people think it's valid!

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Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood.

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Kyle runs Hollywood, and
you [BLEEP] up the pitch!

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How'd I [BLEEP] up the pitch?!

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You gotta tell him what the stakes are.

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People who make movies, they
just care about the stakes!

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The guy has guns for hands!

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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you
not tell students at this school

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that Kyle runs Hollywood?

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I think I did say that, yes.

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And why would you say
such an intolerant,

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offensive thing like that?

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Somebody runs Hollywood.

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Lots of people run Hollywood!

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Yes, lots of... people like Kyle.

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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous
frickin ground here, buddy!

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I'm sorry, why is it so offensive

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to say who runs Hollywood?

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People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cool.

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The Jews should be honored
to be in charge of it.

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Hey! I am telling you right now, Eric.

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The next time anyone says anything about

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Kyle running Hollywood, that person

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is gonna have two months detention.

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Two months?!

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Jesus, Mary mother full of grace.

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You guys really take this seriously.

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Please help me be the
best Christian I can be.

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All I want is to help people,
but nobody understands.

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Please, I can't do this alone.

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Tee hee hee!

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There you are, Cupid Ye!

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Sorry, Eric, I was just busy

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praising our Savior's
name in the music studio!

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The Principal said I can't talk about

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Kyle running Hollywood
anymore, Cupid Ye!

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Well, of course, Eric!
They're trying to silence you.

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That's what they do.

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Who's they?

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Oh right... them.

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Tee hee hee! Jews!

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But Cupid Ye, I have to
get to Tolkien or else

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Stan is gonna be sad forever!

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Okay! I'll help you help
your friend however I can.

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You're such a good Christian, Eric.

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Thanks.

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Just don't do anything
too drastic, okay?

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What do you mean?

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I dunno know, it's just...

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ever since you changed your
name and got all into Jesus,

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you've been acting a little
bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.

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Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric!

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I'm gonna make everything better!

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Praiiise Jesus!

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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!

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The true Jews of Israel
are your Black ancestors...

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Tee hee hee..

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Huh?

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You think you and Kyle
make TikToks together?

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Kyle only cares about money.

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Tee hee hee...

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Mmm?

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Think about it.

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Are you really making TikToks together,

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or is Kyle profiting off of you?

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It's just like the
lost tribes of Israel.

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Kyle wants to take all the
credit for what you doing.

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Tolkien?

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Oh, Jesus!

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Hey, I didn't see you at the playground.

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Thought we were doing
that morning TikTok.

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Oh yeah, sorry.

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I didn't get the best sleep last night.

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Everything okay?

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Hey, Kyle! How's it going, man?

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Good, Jimmy. How are you?

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Great! F-F-Fantastic!

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Is there something you wanted, Jimmy?

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Oh, yeah!

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I just realized that I've
never given you my headshot.

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You know, just in case
anything ever comes up.

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Anything like what?

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Anything like...

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Anything you might need my headshot for.

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Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood!

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Well, that's not what everyone's saying.

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Everyone! I do not run Hollywood!

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Get a [BLEEP] clue!

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God dammit! This thing
has gotten out of control!

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Ah, it's not a big deal.

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It's a huge deal!

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It's an attack on my ethnicity, Tolkien.

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You don't understand!

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I don't understand?

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Yeah, Tolkien.

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There's lots of Black people in the NBA,

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but nobody says, "The NBA
is run by Black people!"

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That's because the NBA
is run by white people!

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Okay, yeah, good point.

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Look, I'm sorry.

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You wanna just go make
the morning TikTok?

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Yeah, sure. We still have time.

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Cool, come on.

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Stan?

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Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.

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Stop talking to me.

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Hey, Ger. You got a minute to talk?

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Yeah, what's up, Randy?

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Look, I...

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I know that boys will be boys

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and as parents, we can't always control

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what their personal decisions are.

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No, of course not.

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I just want you to
know first off that...

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your son is a great kid.

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You know, Stan and Kyle have
always been really close,

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and I know their friendship
has meant so much.

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What's happened, Randy?

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Well, Gerald, I don't know

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if you can just talk to your son but...

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can we just admit this whole
woke thing isn't working?

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Woke thing?

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I mean, it's been great in so many ways,

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but now it's like every
movie and every TV show.

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You know, it's like, you
can see through it now.

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Audiences want to be entertained.

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They don't want to be preached at,

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and if you're just
doing shows and movies

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that have like an agenda, it's like...

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It's just going to keep failing.

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Randy, what are you talking about?

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Box office is down,
people are tuning out.

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You know it's what killed
the Marvel franchise.

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And just as a side note,
I'm gonna say it out loud.

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"Avatar 2" sucked. It
just sucked, Gerald.

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Someone had to be
brave enough to say it.

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God dammit! I do not
[BLEEP] run Hollywood!

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Gerald, can you talk to him?

257
00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:47,480
Kyle, what is he talking about?!

258
00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:48,773
He's just being an idiot

259
00:11:48,778 --> 00:11:50,469
and listening to what
[BLEEP] Eric Cartman said!

260
00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:52,343
I did not hear it from Eric Cartman.

261
00:11:52,348 --> 00:11:55,484
I heard it from a prominent,
respected artist on television.

262
00:11:55,489 --> 00:11:56,781
Who?!

263
00:11:56,786 --> 00:11:59,222
Our next guest is a world
famous rapper and artist

264
00:11:59,227 --> 00:12:01,717
who claims that the Jews run Hollywood.

265
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,824
What exactly do you mean by that?

266
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:06,622
Well, mostly I just mean
that Jews control everything

267
00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:08,395
we see on TV and the movies.

268
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:10,664
And why do you not want to
show your face right now?

269
00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:12,172
Well, that's 'cause
there's this one Jew...

270
00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:13,742
Um, his name is Kyle.

271
00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:16,999
And he can totally retaliate me,
'cause he like, runs Hollywood.

272
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,336
Yeah, and Jews try to
silence people all the time.

273
00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:21,575
Especially Black people.

274
00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:23,265
Yeah, especially Black people.

275
00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:25,407
That's because of all the
new information lately.

276
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,008
The new information about
how the chosen people

277
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,177
were actually Africans.

278
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,780
So, you know, Black people
have really been hurt by the Jews.

279
00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:33,041
Yeah, so Hitler actually
wasn't a bad guy.

280
00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:34,655
Yeah, so... Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.

281
00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:35,923
That's going a bit too far.

282
00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:37,414
He's just trying to be shocking.

283
00:12:37,796 --> 00:12:39,426
What are you watching, honey?

284
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:41,469
I have no idea.

285
00:12:47,144 --> 00:12:49,579
- ? Mommy? ?
- ? What is it, Caillou? ?

286
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,134
? Can I get Roblox on my Xbox? ?

287
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,799
? Sure thing, Caillou,
as long as it's free ?

288
00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:57,344
? Oh, for sure, it is for free ?

289
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:59,180
Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on.

290
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:01,340
Let's try it again. I think
you forgot the words.

291
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,450
Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired.

292
00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:04,785
I didn't get the best sleep last night.

293
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:06,287
Maybe I should do the mom part.

294
00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:07,973
Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier.

295
00:13:07,978 --> 00:13:10,165
Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots.

296
00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,188
What's that supposed to mean?

297
00:13:12,193 --> 00:13:14,126
Just means you're in charge.

298
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,363
Oh, I'm in charge,

299
00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:18,032
Like I control things?

300
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,918
Huh, are you gonna start
saying I run Hollywood now too?

301
00:13:20,923 --> 00:13:22,169
I didn't say you run Hollywood.

302
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:24,305
And honestly, I'm getting
kind of sick of hearing it.

303
00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:25,573
You're sick of hearing it?

304
00:13:25,574 --> 00:13:26,782
Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.

305
00:13:26,787 --> 00:13:28,571
Oh, my God, are you
listening to yourself?

306
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,811
You of all people should
have some compassion.

307
00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:32,806
Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle?

308
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,345
You seriously don't know why?

309
00:13:34,376 --> 00:13:36,545
You know that Jews have
stood alongside Blacks

310
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,319
since the Civil Rights
movement began, right?

311
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,987
What does that have to do with anything?

312
00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:41,922
I'm just saying I thought
you'd be a better friend.

313
00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:43,224
'Cause you're like...

314
00:13:43,225 --> 00:13:45,532
'Cause I'm like what? Black?

315
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,057
Oh my God, this is so awesome.

316
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,496
Whatever, Tolkien.

317
00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:50,731
Now you're gonna act like I somehow

318
00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:51,999
did something wrong to you.

319
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,181
No, you didn't do it to me.

320
00:13:53,186 --> 00:13:55,150
It just seems to work out that
way all the time for you people.

321
00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:56,251
You people?

322
00:13:56,256 --> 00:13:58,063
No, it works that way for you people!

323
00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,610
You know what? I don't wanna
make TikToks with you anymore!

324
00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,384
I don't wanna make
TikToks with you anymore!

325
00:14:02,389 --> 00:14:03,690
Good!

326
00:14:03,695 --> 00:14:05,329
Good!

327
00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:08,775
We did it.

328
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,315
I can't believe we did it.

329
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,515
Praise Christ! They'll
probably never talk again!

330
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,856
And now Stan can have
his best friend back.

331
00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:19,093
Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message

332
00:14:19,094 --> 00:14:20,294
all over the world!

333
00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:22,173
Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.

334
00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:23,859
You mean our Christian message.

335
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,567
It's the same thing. Christian
message, Nazi message.

336
00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,056
Hitler was a great Christian.

337
00:14:28,061 --> 00:14:29,765
Cupid Ye, are you okay?

338
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,285
Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?

339
00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:32,289
I mean it.

340
00:14:32,294 --> 00:14:34,030
People have to die so that
the better races can live.

341
00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:36,860
Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside.

342
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,793
Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!

343
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:41,667
Come on, let's go, Ye.

344
00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:43,050
I don't think so, dawg!

345
00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:45,344
Let's go torch some mother[BLEEP]!

346
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,913
Deathcon one, bitches!

347
00:14:56,919 --> 00:14:58,560
Yeeee?!

348
00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:04,595
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!

349
00:15:05,349 --> 00:15:07,117
Oh, shit.

350
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,445
Yeah?

351
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,678
Stan! We aren't safe!

352
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:16,993
What?

353
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,181
He's totally gone crazy.

354
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,572
I don't think I can
reason with him anymore!

355
00:15:20,576 --> 00:15:21,643
Reason with who?

356
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,188
Stan, listen to me.

357
00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:25,296
There's someone who's been
messing with Kyle and Tolkien.

358
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,618
He said it was to be
a good Christian, but...

359
00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:30,727
But I think he's just been
using Christianity as an excuse

360
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:32,634
to be a racist piece of shit.

361
00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:35,339
What did you do?

362
00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:36,938
Not me, Stan!

363
00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:40,447
This is going to be extremely
hard to believe, but...

364
00:15:40,636 --> 00:15:42,037
There's a little magic angel

365
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,204
that comes each year
around Valentine's Day.

366
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,912
He spreads love and brings
lonely people together.

367
00:15:46,985 --> 00:15:48,319
But this year is different.

368
00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,593
Cupid me found Christ
and changed his name.

369
00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:53,220
And I have to find a way
to get him back on his meds.

370
00:15:53,772 --> 00:15:55,207
Dude, Cartman, are you okay?

371
00:15:55,212 --> 00:15:56,681
Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?

372
00:15:56,685 --> 00:15:58,754
Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus?

373
00:15:58,759 --> 00:15:59,960
Yeah.

374
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,567
Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?

375
00:16:01,572 --> 00:16:02,806
I guess so.

376
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:05,047
Then believe that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day...

377
00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:07,554
and there's no telling
what Cupid Ye is capable of.

378
00:16:11,228 --> 00:16:14,672
_

379
00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:18,981
Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde!

380
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:21,324
Here's a Valentine for you, Red!

381
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,759
Ah, Valentine's day. Isn't it nice?

382
00:16:25,764 --> 00:16:27,399
Love is in the air!

383
00:16:32,719 --> 00:16:34,876
? Dee deet deedle-y doo! ?

384
00:16:34,881 --> 00:16:37,235
? I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger ?

385
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,716
? But she ain't messin'
with no broke Jew ?

386
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:44,932
Who is it? Tee-hee-hee!

387
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,556
Hey! Asshole!

388
00:16:46,561 --> 00:16:48,897
Other people need to
use the bathroom, too!

389
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,080
Whoa... Dude...

390
00:16:58,214 --> 00:16:59,983
Happy Valentine's Day, bitch!

391
00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:01,222
What the hell?!

392
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:02,665
How about a little anti-Semitism?

393
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:03,938
Ugh!

394
00:17:06,012 --> 00:17:08,831
Aahghgghgh!!!!

395
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,868
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!

396
00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:14,656
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!

397
00:17:23,681 --> 00:17:25,269
What is that?!

398
00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:31,796
Tolkien!

399
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,235
Tolkien, I need to talk to you.

400
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,415
About what?

401
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,689
Tolkien... I owe you an apology.

402
00:17:36,694 --> 00:17:38,496
Someone has been messing with you...

403
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,769
and it was all for me.

404
00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:41,342
I don't get it.

405
00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:44,417
I've been jealous about
you and Kyle's TikToks.

406
00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:55,923
Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!

407
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:06,229
Attention, students!

408
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,524
There is a giant bee in the school!

409
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:10,597
Get somewhere safe! There's a giant bee!

410
00:18:10,602 --> 00:18:12,271
Oh, Jesus, here it is!

411
00:18:12,284 --> 00:18:13,774
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!

412
00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:15,981
Oh, God! It's a bee!!

413
00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:18,274
Look, there he is!

414
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,352
What do you think you're doing, Kyle?

415
00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:26,477
W-What do you mean?

416
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,451
A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!

417
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:30,126
What were you thinking?

418
00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:32,734
How many more superheroes
do you think we need?!

419
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:34,474
Mario Brothers, Kyle?!

420
00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:37,649
You seriously can't do
better than Mario Brothers?!

421
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,355
That's enough, you guys!

422
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,394
Tolkien?

423
00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:44,431
I'm sorry, Kyle.

424
00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:45,845
It's not his fault, it's mine!

425
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,282
I was jealous of you
guys and your TikToks.

426
00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:51,702
What are you waiting for?!
Let's jack up these mofos!

427
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,391
- Holy shit!
- What the hell is that?!

428
00:18:54,703 --> 00:18:56,405
Cupid Yeeeeeeee!

429
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,719
Time to take your meds.

430
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,954
No! Those are how people control me!

431
00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:07,890
You're taking your meds,
Ye, one way or another!

432
00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:13,706
No! I'm not taking...

433
00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:15,194
- You're taking your medication!
- Let me go!

434
00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:16,486
- I'm not t...
- You're taking it, Ye!

435
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,947
Swallow it! Swallow it!

436
00:19:18,515 --> 00:19:19,997
Swallow it! Swallow it!

437
00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:30,524
Ye? Ye?

438
00:19:36,122 --> 00:19:37,490
Eric?

439
00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:38,863
Cupid me?!

440
00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:41,087
You guys! It's Cupid me! He's back!

441
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,150
What day is it?

442
00:19:44,155 --> 00:19:46,603
Why it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me!

443
00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:48,259
Valentines Day?!

444
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,024
Well, then, I need to get to work!

445
00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:52,530
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee! Yeah!

446
00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:55,907
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!

447
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,899
We have a young man who
is joining us here today

448
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,607
to talk about stereotypes

449
00:20:08,612 --> 00:20:10,914
and the harm that they can bring.

450
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,603
Young man, what is your message?

451
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:17,454
My message is, we can't
control what people say.

452
00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:21,243
So we have to be smart about
what we choose to believe.

453
00:20:21,735 --> 00:20:23,771
If one idiot says that a certain group

454
00:20:23,776 --> 00:20:26,445
"runs Hollywood," look into it.

455
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:30,221
With very minimal effort,
you will find that "Hollywood"

456
00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:31,627
is a multi-tiered industry

457
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:33,134
run by tens of thousands of people

458
00:20:33,139 --> 00:20:35,001
from all over the world.

459
00:20:36,157 --> 00:20:39,368
In the past, Jews were shut
out of most professions.

460
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,642
So they came to dominate
vaudeville, which back then

461
00:20:41,647 --> 00:20:44,216
was considered too low-brow
for good Christians.

462
00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:45,990
Those Jews eventually moved West

463
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,697
and started the first movie studios

464
00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:50,338
when movies were also considered
work for the underclasses.

465
00:20:50,343 --> 00:20:51,595
And their descendants

466
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,535
are now a decent
percentage of the thousands

467
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,477
of people of all races
that make Hollywood run.

468
00:20:59,002 --> 00:21:00,883
This young man

469
00:21:00,888 --> 00:21:04,095
has said in plain words what
so many of us in Hollywood

470
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,065
have been trying to get
people to understand.

471
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,696
To hear it all so
plain, and so passionate.

472
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,704
This kid thinks about things
the way we all need to.

473
00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:14,177
You know what I think?

474
00:21:14,182 --> 00:21:16,514
I think this kid should run Hollywood!

475
00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,120
Yeah!

476
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,095
Whoa, whoa... Wait, what? Whoa.

477
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,756
- Let him run Hollywood!
- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!

478
00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:27,759
- Come on!
- Let him do it!

479
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:30,259
God damn it.

480
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:32,369
Let the Jew run it!

481
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,767
Let the Jew run it!

482
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:36,791
Let the Jew run it!

483
00:21:36,815 --> 00:21:38,815
Let the Jew run it!

484
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,736
Let the Jew run it!

485
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:46,697
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