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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Your friends all know about

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- your "secret boyfriend"?
- You think that's you?

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Well...

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It's not?

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I understand you're moving forward

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with Sheldon's grant database.

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I was an intrinsic part of that.

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Sheldon didn't mention you.

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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.

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We're looking for a financier,
not a partner.

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I just want to be around the process.

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But I'm still in charge, right?

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- Did NASA fake the moon landing?
- No.

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See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.

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Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.

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So the data comes in here,

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and then it's divided into three tables

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that I'm calling X-sub-1,
X-sub-2, X-sub-3.

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Good, good.

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And then over here, it's
subjected to data normalization,

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so we don't end up with
any duplicate data fields.

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I've got it.

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Grant Daddy.

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What?

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The name of our company:

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Grant Daddy.

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I mean, it's sexy and sophisticated,

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but still John Q. Lunchpail
can wrap his arms around it.

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Where are you?

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Oh, you know, my lawyers
have advised me not to say,

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but I'm pretty sure I'll be
allowed back in the country

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very soon.

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Taxes, am I right?

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Huh.

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Right now we have more
important things to focus on

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than the name, like how
are we going to build this.

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Grant-opolis.

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Grant-cano.

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No, wait.

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The Grant Canyon.

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Oh, that's gonna
look great on a T-shirt.

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Hey, what size do you guys wear?

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This is not helpful.
Can't I hang up on him?

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Sheldon, I have to remind you

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- Hello?
- he's funding the entire project.

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He should remain included.

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- Hello?
- Fine.

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The Grant Canyon is a terrible name.

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It sounds like a place grants go to die.

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Sheldon.

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I'm including him.

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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So, how are you feeling?

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Fat and disgusting.

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I mean, are you having
any discomfort, fatigue?

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Yeah, that's all I have.

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I think what she's saying is
she feels eight months pregnant.

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Eight. 800.

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Hey, sorry I'm late.

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Just a reminder, Doc,

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I don't want to know
if it's a boy or girl.

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- I want it to be a surprise.
- Wait, hold up.

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If we're all here,

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who's looking after the
Laundromat and the video store

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and the, uh, other establishment?

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Oh, the gambling room?

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Huh?

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It's okay. I lost a hundred
bucks there last week.

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Oh.

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Then you know we're good for the bill.

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Okay, uh, back to me.

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Uh, how's everything
looking in the oven?

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Well, baby seems okay,

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but I am concerned about
your blood pressure.

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Mm. You think it's preeclampsia?

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Georgie, let the doctor talk.

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Actually, that's a possibility.

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I read the book. Did you?

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I'd like to put you on

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bed rest for a week
and then recheck you.

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Is that really necessary?

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It is.

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Dr. Linkletter, I had a question
about today's lecture.

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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You must be Sheldon.

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I am.

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I was told not to talk to you.

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Why not?

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I was told not to tell you that.

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Ah, I see you've met Toby.

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I have not. He wouldn't
tell me his name.

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Good man. What can I help
you with, Sheldon?

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What's all this?

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It looks like algorithms
for a searchable database.

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At a glance, anything can look like

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an algorithm for a searchable database.

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Very well, it's an algorithm
for a searchable database.

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That was my idea.

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If you'll recall, it was our idea.

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Are you programming a database for him?

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- Go ahead.
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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How dare you steal my
grant database idea?

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Look, Dr. Linkletter
was part of the idea,

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he's an employee of the university,

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and therefore we have
a legitimate claim to it.

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But I'm already making one.

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I have an investor
lined up and everything.

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Well, you're still more
than welcome to join us,

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and we can all work on it together.

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No, this is my idea, and
I'm doing it on my own.

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Well, then I guess we'll see
who gets to market first.

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I guess we will.

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Hmm. So, have you already
started programming?

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No.

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Do you have access to a mainframe?

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That depends. Can I use
the university's mainframe?

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- No.
- Then we're still figuring it out.

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I see.

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Well, we already have a name, do you?

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As a matter of fact, we do.
We're calling it Granted.

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- Ugh, that is such a good name.
- Thank you.

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And what's yours?

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Never mind.

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Hey.

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Look what your machine
did to my underwear.

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Made 'em huge?

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It dyed 'em pink.

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Oh, right.

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Here. Next wash is on us.

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I got to go check on
something in the back.

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Sorry, I'm a little short-staffed today.

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I've been running around like
a chicken with its head cut off.

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All right.

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There's your teddy bear.

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Here's your cash.

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Teddy bear. Cash.

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Teddy bear.

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Hey, this is a dry cleaning ticket.

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Get out of here.

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Punk.

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Hang on, I'll be right back.

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Hey, you find everything all right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, that there's a real good one.

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You should get it. I'll ring it up.

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I don't know.

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Don't know? Whoopi Goldberg
as a singing nun?

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What's there to think about?

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I might be more in the mood for action.

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She's on the run from the mob.

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You'll love it. I'll ring it up.

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How you doing?

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Uh, well, I'm lying in bed and a
nice lady just brought me food.

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It's not the worst.

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Well, you haven't tasted it yet.
Doctor said no salt.

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Oh, I'm sure it's great.

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I tasted it. It sucks.

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Anyway, I better go give Georgie a hand.

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Um, here's your telephone.

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Anything else you need before I go?

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Actually, I can't find the remote.

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Oh, well, it couldn't have gone far.

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Let's see.

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Let me just look right down here.

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Okay. Here it is.

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Oh! My back!

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Are you okay?

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- No!
- All right.

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Let me help you up.

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No, no. No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine.

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I'm ju-just... Let me lay here
for just a minute.

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Can I get you some ice or something?

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No, no, no. You've got to stay in bed.

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- Okay.
- Well, you look like

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the "I've fallen and
I can't get up" lady.

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That's because I have fallen
and I can't get up.

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Okay, it hurts when I laugh.

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Here, honey.

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- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.

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Oh!

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Oh, dear Lord, let me help you up.

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Don't touch me.

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Don't touch me. I'll get
up when I'm ready.

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Should I call the doctor?

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No, no. It just happens
every once in a while.

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I just need to take it
easy for a couple days.

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- Then I'll be fine.
- Well,

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can I get you a pillow?

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Ooh. A pillow would be nice.

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Here.

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And what's going on with you?

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Oh, high blood pressure.
Doctor wants me on bed rest.

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Probably worried about preeclampsia.

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Did everyone read this book?

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Well, I can take off work
and look after y'all.

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We're fine.

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Fine? You're on the floor.

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What happens if you
need to use the bathroom?

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Depends.

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Depends on what?

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No, it's a joke.

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I got it.

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What's the joke?

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Tell me.

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Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office.

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Is Mr. O'Brien there?

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It's John Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper.

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Oh, it's me.

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I was just making sure
you weren't the IRS. What's up?

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I have some troubling news.

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The university is making
a competing grant database.

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- Wasn't it your idea?
- It was,

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but Dr. Linkletter
is claiming he assisted me.

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Well, there's nothing wrong
with a little competition.

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I mean, you think I was the only person

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designing anti-static lab furniture?

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- You weren't?
- No.

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I researched the competition,
outbid their manufacturers

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and tied them up in court
so long they ran out of money.

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That seems a little ruthless.

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Hey, if you're not ruthless,
you're toothless.

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I like that.

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I know. It rhymes.

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But the university's
already ahead of us.

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Yeah, but do they have
a really cool company name?

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Yes, they're calling it Granted.

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Damn, it was right there.

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Okay, I can't cover
the video store, the Laundromat,

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and the other room all at the same time.

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I want to work in the other room.

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You're not working the other room.

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I got the other one.

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I call dibs on video store.

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Aw. I wanted video store.

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Too bad. I called dibs.

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Great, you got the Laundromat.

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But I don't want the Laundromat.

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Well, dibs are dibs. She called it.

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He's a good boss.

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That's right.

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Slow.

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- Slow.
- Any slower and we're just standing.

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Okay, look, I got this, okay?
Just leave me alone.

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All right. I'm gonna go check on Mandy.

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Slow.

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Hi.

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You doing okay?

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I'm fine.

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You really don't need to fuss over me.

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Oh, I don't mind.

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I appreciate it.

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I'm just kind of used to
taking care of myself.

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Well, that's what family's for.

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Speaking of which, do you
want me to call yours?

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Why?

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If my daughter was on bed rest,

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I would want to know.

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If they want to know how I'm doing,

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they can pick up the phone and call.

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I'm sure if your mom
knew what was going on,

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she'd be here to help.

264
00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:35,365
Well, I told my mom I was pregnant

265
00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,265
and she stopped talking to me. So...

266
00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:38,365
I know, but...

267
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,010
It's not your business, Mary.

268
00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,980
Okay, sorry.

269
00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:53,585
Hello, Toby.

270
00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:55,385
I'm not supposed to talk to you.

271
00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,825
But no one told you not to talk to me.

272
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:58,985
What do you want?

273
00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:00,725
We want to offer you a job.

274
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,655
And for you to wash your hands.

275
00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,265
I already have a job.

276
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,395
We know.

277
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,265
We want you to do the same
thing, but for more money.

278
00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:10,810
Okay.

279
00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:15,235
Really, that's all it took?
Where's the loyalty?

280
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,445
Sheldon, this is what we want.

281
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,075
I know, but what if somebody comes along

282
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,315
and offers him more money?
Is he just gonna leave us?

283
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,845
Are you?

284
00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:23,920
Probably.

285
00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:27,985
We can hire him, but he cannot
go to the bathroom alone.

286
00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:29,890
Welcome aboard.

287
00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,155
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's hit that sink.

288
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,765
If you're looking for
something to watch,

289
00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:41,195
I'd recommend Princess Bride.

290
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,265
- Really?
- I know it sounds

291
00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:45,465
a little girly, but there's
an awesome sword fight

292
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,375
and André the Giant's in it.

293
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,605
Cool. Thanks.

294
00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,110
Just doing my job.

295
00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,420
I'm Melissa, by the way.

296
00:10:57,149 --> 00:10:58,785
? We should be together... ?

297
00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,390
Need any help over here?

298
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,885
Are you trying to touch my underwear?

299
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,555
No, ma'am.

300
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,895
Well, then step away.

301
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,700
Yes, ma'am.

302
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,535
Ah! I knew it. You poached
my programmer.

303
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,165
You poached his idea.

304
00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:18,405
Toby, what happened to loyalty?

305
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:20,005
It's annoying, isn't it?

306
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,075
There's an old saying:

307
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,905
"You mess with the bull,
you get the horns".

308
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,145
Well, there's a new saying:

309
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:27,815
"We have a programmer and you don't".

310
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,475
Yeah.

311
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,515
Really?

312
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,345
You poached our programmer?

313
00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:34,555
I left him alone for five
minutes to use the bathroom.

314
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,155
I don't know why you're so surprised.

315
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,085
I'm told that business
is a high-stakes game

316
00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:40,025
where if you're not ruthless,
you're toothless.

317
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,355
We just learned that.

318
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,855
You could have hired anyone else.

319
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,625
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

320
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:45,925
Oh, you want to play hardball?

321
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,435
We can do that, too.

322
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,405
You see, Sheldon gets a lot
of perks at this university

323
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,665
that could go away real fast.

324
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,205
But I like my perks.

325
00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:56,405
How would you like to have
a roommate or two

326
00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,245
in that dorm room of yours?

327
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,315
Let's give her what she wants.

328
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,675
Stay strong.

329
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,345
Look, all I'm saying is you
need us as much as we need you.

330
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,155
Now, for example, we have

331
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,355
a mainframe computer and you don't.

332
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:13,255
Ha! No mainframe, no database.
Who's toothless now?

333
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,495
We can get our own mainframe.

334
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,225
We can? They're really expensive.

335
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,835
I'm trying to be ruthless.
Work with me here.

336
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,370
We can.

337
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:32,945
Hey. I brought you a snack
and some magazines.

338
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:36,045
Oh, thanks, but I should
probably finish this.

339
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:37,915
Although I do know how it ends.

340
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,815
With bodily fluids. Everywhere.

341
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:43,315
And then a sweet little boy or girl.

342
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,525
Oh, um, it's a girl.

343
00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:47,895
Really?

344
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,225
Yeah, Georgie didn't want
to know so I haven't said.

345
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,795
Well, that is wonderful!

346
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,835
Oh, it'll be our little secret.

347
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,365
I already know! Don't
go feeling like you're special.

348
00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:01,410
Do you mind? We're having a moment here.

349
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,135
Carry on.

350
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:05,475
As you can see,

351
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,215
the mother-daughter bond is strong.

352
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,615
Well, compared to me and my mom,
you two are magic.

353
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,620
Well, we've had our ups and downs.

354
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,955
She wasn't the easiest
mom to grow up with.

355
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,625
Sometimes I felt like I was
kind of raising myself.

356
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:24,225
But now we're practically best friends.

357
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:27,235
Yeah, I don't think that's in
the cards for me and my mom.

358
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,105
I hear you whispering in there.
Don't listen to her, Mandy.

359
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,805
Dear Lord, I was just telling her

360
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:35,005
how you and I are best friends!

361
00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:38,050
That's how you talk to your best friend?

362
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,445
Everything working okay for you?

363
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:44,985
I heard about you.
You're that panty sniffer.

364
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,655
No. No, no, no, there was no sniffing.

365
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,190
Barbara, he doing it again.

366
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:53,655
No. No. Uh, j... Oh, I give up.

367
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,325
I'm totally into old movies.

368
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:58,895
You know, Breakfast Club,
Goonies, Pretty in Pink.

369
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,195
Hey. How's it going?

370
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,535
Fine. Bye.

371
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,941
Not much going on at the Laundromat.

372
00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:05,166
Thought maybe I could lend you a hand.

373
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,635
Nope, all good. Go check on Georgie.

374
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,035
All right.

375
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,075
So, you doing anything later?

376
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:15,645
Yeah, she's going home with her father.

377
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,015
Dad.

378
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,015
I-I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know.

379
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,115
Yeah, did you know that
she's in the seventh grade?

380
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,085
- Dad!
- I thought she was older.

381
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,755
Well, now you know. Beat it.

382
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,990
Right.

383
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,825
Are you happy?

384
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,795
He is way too old for you.

385
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,295
Have you seen you and Mom?

386
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,895
Hey, your mother and I were
high school sweethearts.

387
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,965
Yeah, she was in high school.
You were, like, 25.

388
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,475
People looked older back then.

389
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,105
Hello?

390
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:47,045
Yeah, I'm here to
install some bunk beds.

391
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:49,375
But I don't need bunk beds.
I'm just one person.

392
00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:52,185
All I know is they're turning
this room into a triple.

393
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,515
Triple?

394
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,115
This is getting serious.
They're playing hardball.

395
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,226
And hardball is just one more
type of ball I'm bad at.

396
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,025
Okay, just calm down. I'm sure

397
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,725
I can find us a used mainframe.

398
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,355
Where? How? From whom?

399
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,895
I don't know, but Jupiter
just entered Sagittarius,

400
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,335
so I have a good feeling.

401
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,865
You're not filling me
with confidence, Gary.

402
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:12,835
Ah, teenagers. Always so angsty.

403
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,210
I love it.

404
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,330
Hey, Mom, it's me.

405
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,000
No, nothing's wrong.
I was just calling to talk.

406
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,495
No, I am not calling to apologize.

407
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,795
No, I don't need any money.

408
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,005
No, I don't need anything from you.

409
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,835
You know what? This was a mistake.

410
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,340
Yeah, goodbye.

411
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,985
Hi. Welcome to Video Village.

412
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,815
I'm Missy, I'm in seventh grade,
and that's my father.

413
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,615
Uh, hi.

414
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:02,655
I'm Carl,

415
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,725
I'm 31, and my dad is dead.

416
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,825
Yeah, I'm sorry about her.

417
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,925
And your dad.

418
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,995
What are you doing?

419
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,065
Saving you the trouble
of embarrassing me.

420
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:18,405
Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.

421
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,535
Especially older guys.

422
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,905
You want to know what's not easy?

423
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,776
Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother

424
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,280
hanging out in their chicken coop.

425
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,815
What?

426
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,315
He said he saw y'all
leaving there the other day.

427
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:33,415
We were talking chickens.

428
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,490
And he said it wasn't the first time.

429
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,625
They got a lot of chickens.

430
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,955
And now there's bunk beds in my room?

431
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,195
It's like summer camp.
Two words I loathe.

432
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,435
Sometimes roommates can
become lifelong friends.

433
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,195
I still exchange letters
with my roommate

434
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,565
from the mental hospital.

435
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,935
They're written in a language
he made up,

436
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:56,705
but it's nice to know he cares.

437
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:59,775
I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper.

438
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,045
That's me. What is it?

439
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,975
A computer mainframe.

440
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,420
He got one.

441
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,385
I just need to tell
the guys where to put it.

442
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:11,055
Well, I suppose it could go in here.

443
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:14,425
Or I think I have a solution
to my roommate problem.

444
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,725
I can't have roommates
if my dorm has no room

445
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:17,925
for those mates.

446
00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,400
Right this way.

447
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:35,945
So, you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.

448
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,515
She's been going through a rough patch

449
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,545
and just needed someone to talk to.

450
00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:40,955
Okay.

451
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,160
Good.

452
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,630
Why'd you say it was about chickens?

453
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,595
Because it's Brenda's personal business,

454
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,640
and-and just trying
to be a good neighbor.

455
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,705
And she don't want Billy to worry,

456
00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:02,275
so we used the chicken coop.

457
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,445
Which all makes sense, right?

458
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,975
I guess.

459
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,550
Good.

460
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:13,515
I'm glad we can talk about these things.

461
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,315
Me too.

462
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,830
Someday we'll talk about
Mom and Pastor Rob.

463
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,395
Excuse me, are you Mrs. McAllister?

464
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,265
I am. Can I help you?

465
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:31,110
I'm Mary Cooper. Georgie's mom.

466
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,735
Oh. Hello.

467
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:38,605
I don't know what's going on
between you and your daughter,

468
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:40,945
but you need to get over it.

469
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:44,450
She is scared, she is pregnant,
and she needs her mother.

470
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,485
I'm getting parenting advice
from a woman

471
00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:50,755
whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant?

472
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,125
Yes, you are.

473
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,525
Georgie made a mistake,

474
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,825
but I did not cut him out of my life.

475
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,325
You don't know...

476
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,425
I don't care.

477
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,895
You are her parent. Act like it.

478
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,135
So, grow up, call your daughter
and make it right.

479
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,235
Now!

480
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,705
Well, I need...

481
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,740
I said now.

482
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,545
I was gonna say

483
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,950
I need the phone number.

484
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,485
Okay.

485
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,990
Do you have a pen?

486
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,185
All right.

487
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:28,325
Plug it in.

488
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,600
Huh?

489
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,869
Hello.

490
00:19:33,904 --> 00:19:34,999
Unbelievable.

491
00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:37,405
President Hagemeyer, have you
come to meet my new roommate,

492
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,505
VAX 6000?

493
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,275
Sheldon, you can't have
a mainframe in your dorm.

494
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,835
Actually, there's no rule against it.

495
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,845
I can't have a candle, a microwave,

496
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,515
a hot plate, a coffee maker,
a toaster or a waterbed.

497
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,145
But there's nothing against a mainframe.

498
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:51,145
Well, I'm the president
of the university

499
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,345
and I'm telling you you can't.

500
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,515
You're just trying
to sabotage our project

501
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,255
because you know we're
gonna beat you to market.

502
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,030
Sheldon, plug it in.

503
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,610
There really should
be a rule against this.

504
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:31,160
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