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No, that's just, that's ridiculous.

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I'm telling you, it's a planet again.

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Pluto was always a planet.

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No, it wasn't.

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Now it is again.

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This is like when you tried to
tell me a strawberry is a nut.

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- Strawberry is a nut.
- No.

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Anything with seeds
on the outside is a nut.

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- A raspberry?
- A nut.

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I hate your cunt heart.

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- My tots are done.
- Whoopie.

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So, what are we going to watch tonight?

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You want to keep going with "Euphorica"?

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Kids who think they invented
fucking? No, thank you.

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Shit. Goddamn Fletchers have the remote.

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Hey, Fletchers.
We're gonna watch "Shark Tank."

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Majority rules the remote.

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Majority rules my foot up your ass.

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What is this garbage?

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- _
- So you finish "Quaintsfordshire Murders"

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and now you want us to care
about who dies in Norway?

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- Shh!
- The blonde did it.

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Bitches.

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Ooh, Irene, did you charge
your heartcuff?

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I sure did, Billy.

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That's hilarious because
I'm showing: Irene.

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Zero percent. No transmission.

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You want to track my every movement,

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so you know every time
I go to the bathroom

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so you can jerk it to the
knowledge that I'm pooping.

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It's not a GPS, Irene, all it
does is track your vital signs.

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Not gonna chip me like some dog.

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Woof!

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Last chance.

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Last chance to sign up for the zoo trip.

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Sure. Great.

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Wait, though.

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Will we get back in time
to change our diapers

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and to watch "Teletubbies"?

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We're not fuckin' toddlers, Betty.

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We've seen emus before.

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If you can't make an effort

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to be a more positive community presence,

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I may have to report

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your illegal drug plants
to the administration.

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- No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no.

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Our life-saving medicine.

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I know you don't have glaucoma.

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And I hate this witchy
Chinese game you're playing.

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- What are these, runes?
- That's right, Betty.

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We're Satanists who love drugs.

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What a fucking cop.

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Alright now.

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So we have you on our third floor.

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That's our medical care unit.

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I can give you a full tour
of the facilities.

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And get you set up on
our heartcuff system.

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But I'll let you get settled in first.

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You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

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We have to kill that motherfucker.

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We happy?

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Watch out, Earnhardt.
This ain't bumper cars.

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I am so sorry. Wait a minute, Irene.

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I guess I was just going
a little bit too fast.

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- You alright?
- Yeah.

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Mario Andretti over here.

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Joyce, can you wheel me
over to the shitter?

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You have to go again?

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Hurry it up in there. The bus is here.

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The animals aren't going anywhere.

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We can't miss the orangutan show.

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She's very impressive.

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Betty, you think Velcro is impressive.

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I'm so glad...

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you came back.

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It's 11:10. The bus is going to leave.

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I got to piss. What the
hell is she doing in there?

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I don't know what to tell you people.

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She has diarrhea.

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That's it. I've had it.

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- The bus is ready.
- Betty. Betty!

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Good.

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You gonna help me wipe?

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Because my crevices have crevices.

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- Excuse me.
- Finally!

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Big deal.

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Attention. Would our guests
from Mossy Oaks retirement

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please meet the zookeeper
liaison in the primate area.

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Melanie is performing now.

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Okay. I think this is good.

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Right here? Okay.

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Here. Let's do this.

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Okay.

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- You ready?
- Yeah. I'm good.

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- You don't look ready.
- I'm just... I'm good. Just...

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Girl?

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- You good?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Take, take this off.

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- I'm not getting a pulse.
- Go, go!

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Charging.

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Clear.

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And clear.

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Dear, who is that?

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New guy from 312, Ben.

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Heart attack.

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Does the perfect murder exist?

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This, I have asked the owls.

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Shh!

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- Hey, do you mind?
- Sorry.

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Hey, hey, hey. Don't worry
about the Fletchers.

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The Fletchers. Thanks.

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I got to say, they seem very hard-core.
What are they, Dutch?

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No, just into murder, very rude.

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Now, me, I would never tell a lady

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when to stop sucking.

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What the fuck, dude?

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Pete,

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stop pestering the new girl, come on.

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And don't forget to sign up
for the zoo trip next week.

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That is a very pervy guy.

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- It's Pervy Pete.
- Explains it.

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Steer clear of his entire gang,

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Chlamydia Cal and Gonorrhea Greg.
They're creeps.

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Well, at least truth in advertising?

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Actually, I think it's Greg
that has Chlamydia.

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Aha. So, kind of
an Iceland-Greenland scenario.

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I know everything
about everyone who lives here.

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Just stick with me.

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- I'm Betty.
- Hopefully not Botulism Betty.

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Most people don't realize all the
things you can do with an Instapot.

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Cheesecake. Denver omelet.

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I once made a beef
bourguignon in 22 minutes.

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Ladies, would you please turn

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your ghetto blaster down?

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Watch out for these two.

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They're felons.

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- And junkies.
- Right.

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Real den of iniquity, this place.

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Whatever you do,

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stay away from Joyce and Irene.

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I don't want to know.

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I really don't.

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That was awful.

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You guys are trouncing me, 'cause
you are a pair of shuffle sharks.

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Your form is off. You're too tense.

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- You need to loosen up.
- What? No. I'm loose.

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That's my whole thing. Am I not loose?

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- You should try rage therapy.
- What's that?

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That shit feels good.

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Hey, you, come on. Reach deep.

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It starts in the labia.

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You know...

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I think that I'm fine with bottling.

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I... you don't want to see me unbottled.

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You can't handle the unbottled.

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Well, the thing that got us through
our stint at Bedford Hills.

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Yeah.

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- Crazy. You kids were really inside?
- Yeah.

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- Upstate.
- We were political prisoners.

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- Wow, no shit.
- No shit whatsoever.

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How'd you get into that?

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I was in college.
It was a... turbulent time.

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- Yeah. I mean, the '60s.
- Did you hear that?

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- The '70s, bitch.
- Right.

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You know, I was going to say the
'90s because of all the flannel.

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You'd have been better off going there.

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- I'm so sorry,
- That's true.

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just a pair of tweens and a shuffleboard.

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Whoa-whoa!

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- Irene!
- Yeah, that's right.

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Very straight edge.

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I mean, not at all what I was expecting.

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Yeah, I was on the straight and narrow

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before I met my guardian devil.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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She was shouting down
some coeds on the quad,

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- Bitches.
- and I heard what she was saying

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and my brain opened up.

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World didn't make sense before that...

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and then it did.

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It's adorable.

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She brought me into the group.

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Changed my life.

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Introduced me to Gabriel.

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Ooh-la-la.

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Who's this Gabriel? What, who's Gabriel?

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Gabriel started the group.
He recruited me and...

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- he trained us, inspired us.
- Trained us.

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He was our...

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he was our guiding light.

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I see what's happening here. I'm
getting a real magnetic vibe.

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Like a cult leader with pretty eyes.

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He looked like one of those white
guys you see in the picture frames

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- that you buy from Target.
- Excuse me.

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- No excuse you.
- Irene, you're nuts..

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Excuse me. Gabriel was hot.

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Okay, I'm gonna split the diff.

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I'm gonna picture
my high school French teacher.

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One thing's for sure though...

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- Dick like a fire hydrant!
- Dick like a fire hydrant!

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Good for Gabriel.

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- Everyone enjoys it.
- I know!

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Yes. Well done, Gabriel.

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Gabriel was more than that.

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You know, he knew that we could
make the world a better place

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if we hold the assholes to account.

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You feel me?

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- I feel you.
- That was Gabriel.

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I feel you, I'm... I am picking
up what you're putting down.

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And I gotta say, you two
are the coolest motherfuckers

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I have met in a very long time.

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Seriously. I mean, sorry
to curse, but necessary.

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- Cool.
- So what happened after that?

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What happened after he recruited you?

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We went to work.

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I got to say, it sounds like

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I was born in the wrong time.

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We were starting to get a reputation.

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A band even put our picture
on the cover of their album,

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- The Droopy Hues.
- The Droopy Hues.

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Gosh, what an awful name for a band.

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- Were they any good?
- Awful.

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You mean like...

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Charlie. Yes.

231
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But... together.

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Okay. The Euphorica generation
can't handle the heat?

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Euphoria? How old do you think I am?

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Don't forget to charge
your heartcuff, Irene.

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And don't forget to take your
head out of the man's ass, Billy.

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You know you don't live here, right?

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Is that Elaine's cardigan?

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You know what, I found it
in the lost and found,

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which I got to say is stellar.
So much stuff in there.

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No, it's, it's actually not lost.

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She had an aneurysm and died...
in that sweater.

242
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Yeah, it smells like Icy
Hot and a life well lived.

243
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She's gone full Cocoon.

244
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Billy, will you marry me?

245
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Hey, Billy, Billy.

246
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So, you're living, you're loving,

247
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you're changing the world.

248
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What went wrong?

249
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We were planning our most direct action.

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It was the real revolution.

252
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We were gonna set the world on fire.

253
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We were on the cusp.

254
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That's when it always happens, right?

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It was a raid.

256
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So that's how...

257
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that's how you got arrested?

258
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Their plan wasn't to arrest us.

259
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,881
They came in there with guns blazing.

260
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:55,468
We all tried to run, but...

261
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,056
Irene...

262
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,291
Irene was brave.

263
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,346
She couldn't leave Gabriel behind.

264
00:19:10,097 --> 00:19:11,974
You, on the ground, on the ground!

265
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,031
Hey, look at me, I got you.

266
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,530
Hey, I got you, okay.

267
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,117
- I can't feel my legs.
- I got you.

268
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,869
I can't feel my legs.

269
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,454
I can't feel my legs.

270
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,063
I can't feel my legs.

271
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,724
They took, took everything.

272
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,318
My legs...

273
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,686
our freedom.

274
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,894
And Gabriel.

275
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,858
Just hope he didn't suffer.

276
00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:56,678
But we'll never know.

277
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,122
Fucking Christ, man. You two.

278
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,873
All that loss
and you keep moving forward,

279
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,917
living your lives.

280
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,061
Forgive and forget, right?

281
00:20:12,514 --> 00:20:14,506
Sweetie. No.

282
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,219
We never forgive.

283
00:20:28,738 --> 00:20:30,772
We have yoga, swimming,

284
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,778
Pilates, if that interests you.

285
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:37,288
Alright, if I can get your
signature right here.

286
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,198
Sign on the bottom.

287
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,630
Alright. We have you in a suite

288
00:20:42,672 --> 00:20:45,412
on our third floor,
our medical care unit.

289
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,649
I can give you a full tour
of the facilities

290
00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:49,831
and get you set up
with our heartcuff system.

291
00:20:49,872 --> 00:20:52,402
But, I'll let y'all get settled in first.

292
00:20:52,444 --> 00:20:54,212
Okay, what else, what else...

293
00:20:54,535 --> 00:20:57,522
Okay, I think you guys are ready
to come on up to the third floor.

294
00:20:57,564 --> 00:20:59,735
Let's go! Actually, I have someone

295
00:20:59,774 --> 00:21:02,482
to carry those bags for you. Charlie!

296
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,624
Alright, Uncle Ben,

297
00:21:11,677 --> 00:21:14,096
I've got to hit the road.

298
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:15,775
I...

299
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,611
love you.

300
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,457
I'm his nephew.

301
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,083
Sure.

302
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,002
Want me to, close that window?

303
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,883
No, I like the cold.

304
00:21:44,376 --> 00:21:45,586
So, where are you from?

305
00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:47,812
Nowhere.

306
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,885
You got any visitors?

307
00:21:49,927 --> 00:21:51,719
'cause I can let the front know,

308
00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:53,323
this place can be a real maze.

309
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:54,564
I got no one.

310
00:22:01,511 --> 00:22:03,012
Alright.

311
00:22:03,226 --> 00:22:04,394
I'll get this.

312
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,410
Welcome.

313
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,237
Gabriel.

314
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,575
Even when I saw you,

315
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,495
I couldn't believe it.

316
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,831
We both couldn't.

317
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,710
But I knew your eyes.

318
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:02,819
I've thought about this moment for years,

319
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,609
imagining what I'd do

320
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,857
and what I'd say...

321
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,016
if I ever saw you again.

322
00:23:12,946 --> 00:23:15,032
And now that I finally found you...

323
00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:19,649
I don't know.

324
00:23:19,795 --> 00:23:21,619
We would have looked for you.

325
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,965
We never would have stopped looking.

326
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:26,031
We thought you were dead.

327
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,803
But you got away.

328
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,103
Thank God you got away.

329
00:24:15,608 --> 00:24:17,632
I didn't have a choice.

330
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,140
Things had gotten out of hand,

331
00:24:20,182 --> 00:24:22,815
and I couldn't stop them. Not on my own.

332
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:28,611
I know I did the right thing.

333
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,073
But it kills me

334
00:24:31,143 --> 00:24:33,329
that I had to hurt the ones I loved.

335
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,184
It kills you?

336
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,092
Man, we lost...

337
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,274
decades of our lives.

338
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:49,322
I lost my goddamn legs.

339
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,477
I know.

340
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:52,867
I'm sorry.

341
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,828
That's why I'm here.

342
00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,465
I have this dream

343
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,848
where I see...

344
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:05,200
the two of you in a crowd,
and I follow you.

345
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:08,225
For miles. For miles and miles

346
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:09,937
until my feet bleed.

347
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,178
I try to explain myself.

348
00:25:13,056 --> 00:25:14,474
But you never turn around.

349
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,232
In 50 years...

350
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,894
you never turn around.

351
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,607
And I realized that

352
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:26,317
the dream would never change
until I told you the truth.

353
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,166
Can you please forgive me?

354
00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:44,753
Sure, Gabriel.

355
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,674
We forgive you.

356
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,174
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

357
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:11,279
We have to kill that motherfucker.

358
00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,135
It's 11:10.

359
00:26:13,221 --> 00:26:15,368
The bus is going to leave.

360
00:26:15,415 --> 00:26:18,421
I got to piss. What the
hell is she doing in there?

361
00:26:18,463 --> 00:26:20,330
Look, I don't know
what to tell you people.

362
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:22,025
She has diarrhea.

363
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:25,844
Bullshitting about shitting
Rock on, ladies. Great.

364
00:26:25,886 --> 00:26:27,614
The bus is ready.

365
00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:29,642
All aboard for the zoo.

366
00:26:30,196 --> 00:26:33,632
Attention. Would our guests from
Mossy Oaks Retirement please...

367
00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:36,346
Hey, ladies. I almost forgot.

368
00:26:36,603 --> 00:26:39,265
Check it out. I scored it on Etsy.

369
00:26:39,475 --> 00:26:41,129
Droopy Hues.

370
00:26:41,343 --> 00:26:44,067
Okay, let's settle this.
Which one is our friend Gabriel?

371
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,022
Um...

372
00:26:48,488 --> 00:26:50,271
Not what I was expecting.

373
00:26:50,312 --> 00:26:53,220
But you did not over-hype the D-train.

374
00:26:53,262 --> 00:26:55,139
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

375
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:58,149
Alright, so you guys coming
to see this chimp show?

376
00:26:58,190 --> 00:27:00,530
No, you know, we're going to pass on it.

377
00:27:00,572 --> 00:27:03,143
- We... have an allergy.
- Allergy.

378
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,375
To monkey dander.

379
00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:08,712
- Yeah.
- Bullshit. And big mistake.

380
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,029
Enjoy gettin' high.

381
00:27:11,071 --> 00:27:13,167
- And catch you on the flipside.
- On the flipside, baby.

382
00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:16,056
- Alright, ladies.
- Let's go, down here.

383
00:27:16,097 --> 00:27:18,430
Wait for me, chimpanzee.

384
00:27:18,652 --> 00:27:20,837
_

385
00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:22,475
Now, Melanie,

386
00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:25,263
can you tell me what time it is?

387
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,934
2:23. Excellent!

388
00:27:33,989 --> 00:27:35,905
Wow! That's amazing.

389
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:39,951
Oh, man. Joyce and Irene
are really missing out.

390
00:27:42,896 --> 00:27:44,414
Deviants.

391
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,893
Very uptight.

392
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,216
We weren't even gone half a day.
What was it this time?

393
00:27:55,430 --> 00:27:57,349
New guy. Ben.

394
00:27:58,370 --> 00:28:00,316
- Shit.
- Excuse me.

395
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,268
Oh, man...

396
00:28:03,456 --> 00:28:05,463
- _
- Who was Ben?

397
00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:09,288
That's a question for each of us

398
00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:11,099
to answer for ourselves.

399
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,319
And so,

400
00:28:14,662 --> 00:28:16,919
let us take a moment of silence

401
00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:19,116
to reflect on Ben's life

402
00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:21,841
and what he meant to each of us.

403
00:28:22,938 --> 00:28:24,615
Psst. Hey, fake nephew.

404
00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:27,457
Sorry for your loss, man. Scoot over.

405
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:29,000
Why are you...

406
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,423
I'm a real nephew.

407
00:28:31,524 --> 00:28:33,838
Listen, I don't care why you're lying.

408
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,238
You know, if it was a sugar
daddy situation or whatever,

409
00:28:37,289 --> 00:28:38,874
It wasn't...

410
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,974
- He was my uncle.
- Sugar uncle?

411
00:28:43,016 --> 00:28:44,911
Regular uncle. No sugar.

412
00:28:44,953 --> 00:28:46,765
Aren't you, like, the bellhop?

413
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:49,207
You didn't know him.

414
00:28:49,424 --> 00:28:50,808
Why are you here?

415
00:28:50,894 --> 00:28:52,893
Well, he just, he seemed sad.

416
00:28:52,934 --> 00:28:55,762
Like, he didn't have anyone, you know.

417
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:59,942
I figured I could show up
here at least, you know.

418
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,704
The truth is, I mean,
I shouldn't tell you this,

419
00:29:06,769 --> 00:29:09,146
but he's dead now, so it's probably...

420
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:15,046
Ben was in witness protection.
I was his case agent.

421
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:21,830
Wow. No shit.

422
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,931
So you're, like, FBI?

423
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:28,112
Technically. I mean, yes, I am.
It's just...

424
00:29:29,151 --> 00:29:32,195
I thought I'd be, you know,
fighting the war on terror.

425
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,189
Instead, I'm getting groceries for guys

426
00:29:34,247 --> 00:29:36,582
whose testimony was
relevant before I was born.

427
00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:40,166
Never mind that I'm fluent
in fucking Urdu.

428
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,906
- Wow.
- Yeah.

429
00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:43,287
Thank you.

430
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:48,769
So was he, like, Mafia?

431
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,707
Did he do wet work?

432
00:29:50,866 --> 00:29:52,550
I've said too much already.

433
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:57,466
Gosh, where do I know this guy from?

434
00:29:57,881 --> 00:30:00,467
- Was he on TV or something?
- I don't think so.

435
00:30:05,331 --> 00:30:06,598
Fire hydrant.

436
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,769
- Droopy Hues.
- Droop... What?

437
00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,313
Yeah, that's Gabriel. Look at his dick.

438
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,258
Yes. What? How do you know that?

439
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,837
Well, not to brag,

440
00:30:17,876 --> 00:30:19,845
but I'm friends with these
pretty super cool chicks,

441
00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:21,386
Joyce and Irene, who live here,

442
00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:23,379
and they were telling me
about their old flame.

443
00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:25,784
- Dude.
- Joyce Carter and Irene Smothers.

444
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,330
Yes, Joyce and Irene.

445
00:30:27,371 --> 00:30:29,524
Joyce Carter and Irene Smothers are here?

446
00:30:29,555 --> 00:30:31,932
Yeah, they're my buds. We Mahjong. Why?

447
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:34,389
Fuck.

448
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,223
Joyce, Irene.

449
00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:50,767
Special Agent Luca Clark, FBI.

450
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,435
Come with me, please.

451
00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,734
Charlie.

452
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,903
They use illegal drugs.

453
00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:04,656
They have zero respect for quiet time.

454
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:06,366
And at the zoo,

455
00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:09,964
they were doing some kind of
sexual zapping.

456
00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:11,917
And at Peter's birthday party,

457
00:31:11,959 --> 00:31:15,453
they both had two pieces of cake.
And I didn't get any.

458
00:31:15,495 --> 00:31:19,463
Yes, ma'am. Thank you for sharing all
of this very helpful information.

459
00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:22,968
- Those two are no good.
- Okay.

460
00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,496
What a fucking cop.

461
00:31:28,263 --> 00:31:30,990
Okay, so the heartcuff data
pins the time of death

462
00:31:31,032 --> 00:31:32,642
when Joyce and Irene were at the zoo,

463
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:34,536
so they didn't kill Gabriel.

464
00:31:34,577 --> 00:31:36,586
Well, I could have told you that.

465
00:31:36,627 --> 00:31:39,190
Well, normally, if someone
in witness protection meets

466
00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:41,282
the people he, you know,

467
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:44,078
witnessed and then suddenly drops dead...

468
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,613
Wait, are you saying that Ben
or Gabriel or whatever,

469
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:48,662
he's the guy that ratted them out.

470
00:31:48,703 --> 00:31:50,285
God. I'm just so, so dumb.

471
00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:51,995
He said he wanted to transfer here,

472
00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:54,253
and I said, "Mossy Oaks. Sounds nice."

473
00:31:54,295 --> 00:31:56,038
I did zero research whatsoever.

474
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,492
Yes. No, that is not very thorough.

475
00:31:58,534 --> 00:32:00,378
But, don't beat yourself up.

476
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,742
'Cause guess what, they didn't kill him.

477
00:32:02,784 --> 00:32:05,842
I mean, with the zoo and
the time, and I know them,

478
00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:07,937
these guys are cool as shit.

479
00:32:07,979 --> 00:32:09,797
Okay? They are not murderers.

480
00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:12,723
Charlie, Joyce and Irene
are not cool as shit.

481
00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:15,843
- They're domestic terrorists.
- Alright, Mr. Man.

482
00:32:15,885 --> 00:32:17,354
Do you know what they were planning

483
00:32:17,395 --> 00:32:19,362
- when they were arrested?
- Yeah, I do.

484
00:32:19,404 --> 00:32:21,699
They were doing some kind of
a big march or something.

485
00:32:21,777 --> 00:32:24,739
There were going to blow up a meeting
of the Model United Nations

486
00:32:24,781 --> 00:32:28,156
with bombs they made out
of pressure cookers.

487
00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:32,404
Wait, I'm sorry, they were going
to blow up the UN?

488
00:32:32,445 --> 00:32:34,037
The Model UN.

489
00:32:34,227 --> 00:32:36,521
As in high schoolers pretending

490
00:32:36,647 --> 00:32:38,941
to be the UN for extra credit.

491
00:32:39,965 --> 00:32:41,041
Okay.

492
00:32:41,405 --> 00:32:44,811
Is that better or worse? Because, I
mean, that's not the real UN, right?

493
00:32:44,842 --> 00:32:46,635
It's so much worse. They...

494
00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:49,135
They were going to kill children

495
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,229
with explosives.

496
00:32:57,437 --> 00:32:58,855
- Yikes.
- Yeah.

497
00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:01,427
- Anything comes up.
- Yeah...

498
00:33:01,469 --> 00:33:03,627
You should keep that. I don't need that.

499
00:33:03,668 --> 00:33:05,636
Maybe they didn't kill Gabriel,

500
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:07,642
but watch your back, Charlie.

501
00:33:07,754 --> 00:33:10,091
Those two women are extremely dangerous.

502
00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:11,558
_

503
00:33:28,068 --> 00:33:29,634
That was intense.

504
00:33:29,687 --> 00:33:31,960
I felt like I was in "Wolf of
Wall Street" all of a sudden

505
00:33:31,991 --> 00:33:33,639
and not the fun parts.

506
00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:35,957
Are you a rat, Charlie?

507
00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:39,769
They grilled us for an hour.

508
00:33:39,811 --> 00:33:41,938
And you know we hate pigs.

509
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,146
And rats.

510
00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:48,194
Hey, hey, hey.

511
00:33:48,236 --> 00:33:51,239
I hate pigs and rats, too.

512
00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:53,074
And snakes.

513
00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:56,958
Half the Chinese zodiac
is no good in my book.

514
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,042
Hey, guys, it's me, okay. It's Charlie.

515
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,547
I didn't know the guy was
a fed until we started talking.

516
00:34:04,578 --> 00:34:06,069
He just sprung it on me.

517
00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:07,630
I'm no stoolie.

518
00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:10,508
If I had known who Ben was,

519
00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:11,843
I would have steered clear.

520
00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:13,892
Wait, why didn't you just tell me,

521
00:34:13,934 --> 00:34:15,680
you know, that Ben was Gabriel?

522
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:17,307
How do you think we feel?

523
00:34:18,777 --> 00:34:20,904
Knocks on our door the other night, says,

524
00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:24,189
hey, I'm alive, and I betrayed you both.

525
00:34:25,648 --> 00:34:27,730
Geez. How'd that go?

526
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,320
We told him we forgave him.

527
00:34:32,603 --> 00:34:33,823
Hah. Good.

528
00:34:33,865 --> 00:34:36,487
Forgiveness. Alright.

529
00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:40,080
I did want to ask you guys about this,

530
00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:42,624
this crazy thing, it's probably nothing.

531
00:34:42,665 --> 00:34:44,991
So apparently, you guys were going to,

532
00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:47,093
I don't know, blow up some kind of

533
00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:50,090
United Nations for babies or something.

534
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:52,589
Charlie, what you have to understand

535
00:34:52,631 --> 00:34:54,219
about these elite prep school kids,

536
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:58,139
they were the offspring of the
reigning fascists of the day.

537
00:34:58,181 --> 00:35:00,712
And we wanted to send a message

538
00:35:00,754 --> 00:35:04,771
to the next generation of war criminals.

539
00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:08,019
I see.

540
00:35:09,032 --> 00:35:11,910
Just to be crystal clear here, so...

541
00:35:12,691 --> 00:35:14,530
we're talking about...

542
00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:17,992
blowing up high school kids?
Like, with bombs?

543
00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:21,295
It was a different time.

544
00:35:22,063 --> 00:35:24,141
_

545
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,391
Alright.

546
00:35:36,553 --> 00:35:40,334
I got to say, I really feel like
we glossed over some details here.

547
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:44,599
You know who you're beginning
to sound a lot like?

548
00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:49,285
- Betty.
- Betty.

549
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,943
Right.

550
00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:54,448
I got to say, you know,

551
00:35:54,490 --> 00:35:57,225
you're starting to sound
a lot less like Hoffman

552
00:35:57,268 --> 00:35:59,270
and a lot more like Manson, so...

553
00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:01,307
Shit.

554
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:03,246
Wait,

555
00:36:04,409 --> 00:36:05,983
did you guys...

556
00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:08,918
Did you kill Ben?

557
00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:12,934
You wearing a wire, Charlie?

558
00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:17,271
Hey, Agent Fuckface. Go suck an egg.

559
00:36:17,313 --> 00:36:19,220
Alright, man, stop talking to my tits.

560
00:36:19,262 --> 00:36:20,732
You know what? I...

561
00:36:21,056 --> 00:36:23,515
Fuck! I just... I really
thought you guys were, like,

562
00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,547
these two super-cool women.

563
00:36:25,843 --> 00:36:29,430
You know, all this talk about
standing up for what you believe in

564
00:36:29,493 --> 00:36:31,954
and holding the assholes accountable...

565
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,118
Wow.

566
00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:46,247
You're the assholes.

567
00:36:47,086 --> 00:36:48,421
Got it.

568
00:37:04,335 --> 00:37:06,546
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

569
00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:09,479
Yeah.

570
00:37:13,149 --> 00:37:14,589
Is that a Skarsgård?

571
00:37:14,631 --> 00:37:16,617
You think everyone is a Skarsgård.

572
00:37:16,659 --> 00:37:18,947
Well, everyone is a Skarsgård.

573
00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:22,313
Hey, hey, you guys watch
a lot of murder shows, right?

574
00:37:22,355 --> 00:37:23,284
Shh!

575
00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:25,333
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

576
00:37:26,581 --> 00:37:28,132
I was just wondering, um,

577
00:37:28,173 --> 00:37:31,547
do you know of any
easily accessible poisons

578
00:37:31,589 --> 00:37:34,462
that would trigger
an undetectable heart attack?

579
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,555
Potassium chloride.

580
00:37:37,597 --> 00:37:41,549
Standard go-to, third
season "Lillyflay Manor."

581
00:37:41,591 --> 00:37:42,929
Calcium chloride.

582
00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:44,488
Epinephrine.

583
00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:46,112
Sodium nitrate.

584
00:37:46,153 --> 00:37:48,017
Common gardening ingredient.

585
00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:52,313
Of course, it's hard to top ricin.

586
00:37:52,355 --> 00:37:54,448
- Oh, ricin.
- Oh, ricin.

587
00:37:54,490 --> 00:37:57,485
- What about the gardening one?
- Sure.

588
00:37:57,527 --> 00:38:00,412
Couple of cc's of sodium nitrate

589
00:38:00,453 --> 00:38:02,591
and you're deader than dirt.

590
00:38:02,633 --> 00:38:04,374
And the best thing is

591
00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:07,328
it's a naturally occurring
compound in the body.

592
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:10,126
Trying to find that in an autopsy,

593
00:38:10,661 --> 00:38:12,083
forget about it.

594
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,210
Right on. Gardening.

595
00:38:17,547 --> 00:38:19,774
Okay. Okay. As you were.

596
00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:22,267
_

597
00:38:25,722 --> 00:38:26,890
Sodium nitrate.

598
00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:31,186
Yeah, I guess so. If that's what she,

599
00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:33,738
uses for her ganja situation.

600
00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,503
Man, what's she been doing with it?

601
00:38:35,544 --> 00:38:37,176
I gave her a week's worth on Monday,

602
00:38:37,218 --> 00:38:39,231
then another week's worth on Wednesday.

603
00:38:39,272 --> 00:38:42,280
You tell her don't shoot that stuff.
It'll mess you up.

604
00:38:47,118 --> 00:38:49,117
- Fake nephew.
- Charlie. Hey.

605
00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:52,473
So, listen, if I had some information

606
00:38:52,514 --> 00:38:55,550
about Ben's death, is that something,

607
00:38:55,664 --> 00:38:58,049
like, could you keep my name
out of the whole business?

608
00:38:58,079 --> 00:39:01,206
Yes, that's what I... my job is
literally witness protection.

609
00:39:01,248 --> 00:39:03,248
It turns out that Joyce had access

610
00:39:03,290 --> 00:39:05,877
to some sodium nitrate
the day before Ben was killed.

611
00:39:05,919 --> 00:39:07,889
Your last guy got whacked?

612
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:10,684
What is that? Am I... Sorry,
am I on speakerphone?

613
00:39:10,726 --> 00:39:12,566
Yes. No, that's Gino the Bull.

614
00:39:12,608 --> 00:39:14,396
It probably wasn't even murder.

615
00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:16,629
Probably? Marone...

616
00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:19,998
this ain't inspiring a lot
of confidence, you know.

617
00:39:20,039 --> 00:39:22,904
Charlie, how could they have
killed him with sodium nitrate?

618
00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:24,406
Time of death was 2:23.

619
00:39:24,681 --> 00:39:26,475
They were at the zoo with you.

620
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:30,370
2:23.

621
00:39:30,412 --> 00:39:31,850
Two-two-three. Whoa!

622
00:39:31,892 --> 00:39:34,323
Whoa, dude, dude,
that's the time of the monkey.

623
00:39:34,364 --> 00:39:35,800
What of the what?

624
00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:38,090
The monkey at the zoo.

625
00:39:38,132 --> 00:39:40,116
The show, you know, it tells time.

626
00:39:40,158 --> 00:39:42,048
Melanie. Melanie. She's amazing.

627
00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:45,363
And when I saw this show, the
time the monkey told was 2:23.

628
00:39:45,405 --> 00:39:47,053
That's a weird coincidence?

629
00:39:47,358 --> 00:39:50,435
I mean, do you think that maybe she's...

630
00:39:50,807 --> 00:39:53,147
you think she's some
kind of a monkey pre-cog?

631
00:39:53,189 --> 00:39:56,555
Pre-cog. Like "Minority
Report" with monkeys?

632
00:39:56,597 --> 00:39:58,148
No, I do not.

633
00:39:58,189 --> 00:39:59,970
I would watch that movie, though.

634
00:40:00,012 --> 00:40:01,317
Wait, wait, wait. No.

635
00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:03,675
So, Joyce and Irene,
they skipped the show.

636
00:40:03,717 --> 00:40:05,442
Fuck, yes, they could have...

637
00:40:05,483 --> 00:40:07,634
Shit, no, it's not
enough time for the drive,

638
00:40:07,676 --> 00:40:10,744
but maybe they faked the time of death.

639
00:40:10,785 --> 00:40:13,222
Charlie, remember
what I said about those two?

640
00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:14,776
- Be careful with those two...
- Yeah. Hey, Billy!

641
00:40:14,817 --> 00:40:16,461
Let me call you back, okay. Billy.

642
00:40:16,502 --> 00:40:17,966
Hey, how you been?

643
00:40:18,007 --> 00:40:21,210
I was wondering, could I get a quick peek

644
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,881
at the data from Ben's robo-arm-bracelet?

645
00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:26,341
No, absolutely not.
That'd be a HIPAA violation.

646
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:29,180
Yeah, and I'm hip-a
to what you're saying.

647
00:40:29,222 --> 00:40:31,848
But, maybe just this once.

648
00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:34,184
Okay.

649
00:40:34,225 --> 00:40:35,798
- I shouldn't be doing this, but okay.
- Thank you.

650
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,395
Look, you can see the whole story.

651
00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:40,523
He had a cardiac spike at 2:23,
and then the vitals just stopped.

652
00:40:40,565 --> 00:40:43,318
And after that, we tried to defib
him, but he was already gone.

653
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,154
Let me ask you something,
is it possible to,

654
00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:48,107
I don't know, fake this?

655
00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:49,991
Like, could you go in and change it?

656
00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:51,701
No, no, it's hard data.

657
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,952
What's this blip at 11:10?

658
00:40:55,994 --> 00:40:58,249
- Maybe he was startled.
- No, but look.

659
00:40:58,291 --> 00:41:01,336
I mean, the heartbeat, it changes.

660
00:41:01,378 --> 00:41:04,631
I mean, it's a different speed, strength.

661
00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:07,175
It's almost like he
switched hearts or something.

662
00:41:07,217 --> 00:41:08,426
That is weird.

663
00:41:08,837 --> 00:41:10,220
11:10

664
00:41:10,261 --> 00:41:13,473
That's right around when we
were leaving for the zoo.

665
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,605
She bullshitted about shitting.

666
00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:23,631
Alright, Luca, are you ready
for some grade-A figuring?

667
00:41:23,673 --> 00:41:25,849
So she climbed up the plant ladder,

668
00:41:25,890 --> 00:41:28,339
swapped out the heartcuff,
killed him at 11:10.

669
00:41:28,381 --> 00:41:31,100
Then she climbed back down,
went to the zoo,

670
00:41:31,141 --> 00:41:33,888
and faked the cardiac spike
during the monkey show.

671
00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:36,056
- Bing-bang-boom.
- Bing-bada-boom.

672
00:41:36,098 --> 00:41:38,039
- It's nuts.
- But plausible.

673
00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:40,185
Plausible's not grounds
for an arrest warrant.

674
00:41:40,226 --> 00:41:42,502
I need something hard and firm

675
00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:43,953
if I'm going to ride this one.

676
00:41:43,995 --> 00:41:46,314
Now you're speaking my language.

677
00:41:46,589 --> 00:41:48,387
Also, Charlie, for this theory to work,

678
00:41:48,429 --> 00:41:51,194
either Joyce or Irene would have
needed to simulate a heart attack.

679
00:41:51,236 --> 00:41:53,801
I looked at that spike. That
isn't doing jumping jacks.

680
00:41:53,842 --> 00:41:56,725
That's a real cardiac event. I
don't know how you fake that.

681
00:41:57,559 --> 00:41:59,352
I gotta get back to you.

682
00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:02,388
Heya, Pete,

683
00:42:02,972 --> 00:42:04,549
let me ask you a question.

684
00:42:04,873 --> 00:42:07,959
Do you know anything
about sexual zapping?

685
00:42:09,612 --> 00:42:11,914
You speak of electro-play.

686
00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:14,528
Kinky stuff. Not for the faint of heart.

687
00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:17,584
All you need is a taser and an open mind.

688
00:42:23,918 --> 00:42:25,545
- Hello?
- Betty.

689
00:42:25,587 --> 00:42:27,088
It's your old friend Charlie.

690
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,053
What do you want?

691
00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:32,468
Listen, I think you might have
been right about, Joyce and Irene.

692
00:42:32,510 --> 00:42:33,773
I told you.

693
00:42:33,815 --> 00:42:36,155
- Felons and junkies.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.

694
00:42:36,197 --> 00:42:39,109
Listen, I need to know
what you saw at the zoo.

695
00:42:39,151 --> 00:42:41,478
You mentioned something
about a sexual zapping.

696
00:42:41,519 --> 00:42:42,771
Well, yes.

697
00:42:42,812 --> 00:42:45,618
I was buying a hat like a normal person

698
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:49,183
when I saw Joyce and Irene
looking extra suspicious.

699
00:42:50,432 --> 00:42:53,246
They were in the hothouse
pleasuring each other

700
00:42:53,277 --> 00:42:55,418
with some kind of electro-dildo.

701
00:42:56,576 --> 00:42:59,414
And the worst of it is
I missed the monkey show,

702
00:42:59,456 --> 00:43:01,501
which was the whole reason
that I organized

703
00:43:01,543 --> 00:43:03,302
the trip in the first place.

704
00:43:03,886 --> 00:43:07,118
Betty, that's it. That's it.
I think we got 'em.

705
00:43:07,149 --> 00:43:09,473
I'm glad somebody is finally listening.

706
00:43:09,514 --> 00:43:11,288
Like I told Irene this morning,

707
00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:13,115
"The zoo is no place

708
00:43:13,156 --> 00:43:16,298
"to practice your twisted
masochistic fetishes,

709
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:19,474
and the FBI will hear about it."

710
00:43:19,516 --> 00:43:22,391
Wait, Betty, you told Irene all this?

711
00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:24,426
Just an hour ago.

712
00:43:26,231 --> 00:43:27,816
Hold on just a minute, Charlie.

713
00:43:27,857 --> 00:43:31,221
My Instapot is making
funny noises. Hold on.

714
00:43:31,263 --> 00:43:33,234
Pressure cooker. No, no, Betty.

715
00:43:33,276 --> 00:43:36,157
Betty, you got to get out of there.
Betty! Betty!

716
00:43:36,644 --> 00:43:37,812
Evacuate!

717
00:43:54,558 --> 00:43:55,922
You're so silly.

718
00:43:55,964 --> 00:43:57,273
- God.
- My God.

719
00:43:57,627 --> 00:43:59,680
Ooh, I think we may be pushing our luck.

720
00:43:59,722 --> 00:44:01,678
You up for a change of scenery?

721
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:05,768
Look, you think they got,
senior living in Bolivia?

722
00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:11,401
Charlie.

723
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:23,913
How can we help you?

724
00:44:24,748 --> 00:44:26,416
Betty told me everything,

725
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:30,739
about how she saw you two tasing
each other in the hothouse.

726
00:44:31,595 --> 00:44:34,191
That's how you tricked
the nurses into thinking

727
00:44:34,226 --> 00:44:36,551
that Ben was having a heart attack

728
00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:40,347
when he'd really been dead for hours.

729
00:44:41,067 --> 00:44:42,350
Pretty clever.

730
00:44:42,562 --> 00:44:44,281
But you missed one detail.

731
00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:46,682
What might that be?

732
00:44:47,395 --> 00:44:51,018
Ben's heart monitor recording
went totally flat

733
00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:54,319
after your tasing stunt

734
00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:56,115
at 2:23.

735
00:44:57,197 --> 00:44:58,753
The time of the monkey.

736
00:44:59,908 --> 00:45:03,070
But the nurses tried to revive
him with a defibrillator.

737
00:45:03,112 --> 00:45:05,830
If he'd really been wearing
his heartcuff monitor,

738
00:45:05,872 --> 00:45:08,249
it would have registered those shocks.

739
00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:12,128
Ain't that some shit.

740
00:45:13,588 --> 00:45:17,479
And all this for a motherfucker who
sent us to prison for 30 years?

741
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,427
You deserved it then

742
00:45:19,465 --> 00:45:21,311
and you deserve it now.

743
00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:24,474
Wax up your shuffleboard pucks, ladies.

744
00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:29,420
As soon as I tell my new FBI buddy

745
00:45:29,462 --> 00:45:31,458
about all this, well...

746
00:45:31,981 --> 00:45:35,128
Yeah, man, you're going
right back to Bedford.

747
00:45:35,652 --> 00:45:39,781
So you haven't told him all of this yet?

748
00:45:45,338 --> 00:45:47,497
The fuck? Bitch!

749
00:45:52,668 --> 00:45:54,176
Fuck!

750
00:45:56,798 --> 00:45:58,216
Fucking bitch.

751
00:46:05,348 --> 00:46:06,676
Fucking millennial.

752
00:46:06,717 --> 00:46:08,802
I'm a cusper, you fucking psycho.

753
00:46:08,844 --> 00:46:11,604
And I draw the line
at fighting little old ladies.

754
00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:16,860
That's how we did it in Bedford, bitch.

755
00:46:28,038 --> 00:46:29,539
What the fuck!

756
00:46:31,934 --> 00:46:35,938
I'll fucking kill you, you motherfucker.

757
00:46:40,579 --> 00:46:43,752
You talc'd me, you fucking whore.

758
00:46:51,811 --> 00:46:54,478
- Get the fucking poison!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

759
00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:57,525
Keep her held down.

760
00:47:04,115 --> 00:47:05,938
Come on, move.

761
00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:09,746
Right there. Yeah.

762
00:47:10,778 --> 00:47:13,311
- What the fuck? No!
- Don't you try it.

763
00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:15,189
Don't you fucking try it.

764
00:47:15,231 --> 00:47:17,045
Put it down. Put it down.

765
00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:18,588
Down!

766
00:47:28,464 --> 00:47:30,892
I think we broke her.

767
00:47:32,352 --> 00:47:34,479
Let's get this shit done.

768
00:47:39,434 --> 00:47:41,220
Shit. Yeah.

769
00:47:41,597 --> 00:47:43,410
- Thank God.
- Shit.

770
00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:45,824
- Fuck.
- Stop right there. Stop.

771
00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:51,335
What a fuckin' cop.

772
00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:52,725
Alright.

773
00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:15,186
Well, Charlie Cale,

774
00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:16,901
you have great instincts.

775
00:48:16,947 --> 00:48:18,727
You ever think about joining the FBI?

776
00:48:18,768 --> 00:48:21,692
Well, I'm not really
about helping the man.

777
00:48:21,734 --> 00:48:23,003
Although,

778
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:27,263
did you guys ever get my
email about, Kazimir Caine?

779
00:48:27,752 --> 00:48:29,635
"You guys" meaning who?

780
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:32,659
FBI at FBI dot gov.

781
00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:34,470
I don't even know if that's a thing,

782
00:48:34,511 --> 00:48:37,250
but the offer stands.

783
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:40,420
You ever get in a jam,
you have my number.

784
00:48:44,341 --> 00:48:45,675
Toodles.

785
00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:54,434
Oh, God!

786
00:49:20,906 --> 00:49:25,940
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