1 00:00:17,391 --> 00:00:20,420 _ 2 00:00:25,262 --> 00:00:28,220 CREDITS 3 00:00:28,252 --> 00:00:29,918 _ 4 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:31,067 Hey, Ruby. 5 00:01:31,365 --> 00:01:32,365 Rube! 6 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,918 Yeah, I know, Mike. 7 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,054 "Staplehead." 8 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,098 Your hit. That was your hit, yeah? 9 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,517 This was it. 10 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,267 Fucking turn it up! 11 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,770 - You don't have to, alright. - Doxxxology. 12 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,230 Fuck yeah! 13 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,898 I had this on CD. 14 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,441 Back in the day. 15 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,489 My daughter tells me I'm too old to rock, 16 00:01:50,531 --> 00:01:52,112 but I say bullshit. 17 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,638 I work with Ruby Ruin! 18 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,444 Respect you, lady. 19 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,341 - Hey, Victor. - Hey. 20 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,330 Tour time again. 21 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,582 You interested in some roadie work for a few weeks? 22 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,010 - Man the merch table? - No. Sorry. 23 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,672 Ruby, you have a visitor in the break room. 24 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,766 Hey. Drummer, right? 25 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,144 Thanks for answering the ad. I'm Ruby. 26 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,895 Yes, you are. 27 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:26,896 Wow. 28 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,524 This is ama... I'm Gavin. 29 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,985 Wow. Nice to meet you. 30 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,029 This is fucking amazing, dude, I'm... 31 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,321 Okay. 32 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:38,329 I've just been a diehard Doxxx fan since I was, like, two years old. 33 00:02:38,371 --> 00:02:39,882 Dude, this is fuckin' badass. 34 00:02:39,924 --> 00:02:41,476 My mom said she'd catch me banging 35 00:02:41,517 --> 00:02:42,871 my sippy cup to "Staplehead." 36 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:43,788 Just aaah! 37 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,123 Wow. That's... 38 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,666 When I saw the listing 39 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,377 to be the drummer of Doxxxology 40 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,296 on fucking Craigslist, 41 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,967 I was just, just what, dude, fucking... 42 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:57,344 Alright, we leave Monday, a three-week tour, 43 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,596 mostly bars and small venues, 44 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,389 but it'll give us time to tighten up the act, 45 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,183 maybe write a few new songs, 46 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,692 'cause we end the tour in Milwaukee, 47 00:03:04,734 --> 00:03:06,478 at the Lariat, opening for Krampus. 48 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,302 Holy shit, you're opening for Krampus. 49 00:03:08,344 --> 00:03:09,933 Yo, that's, that's badass, man. 50 00:03:09,975 --> 00:03:11,733 - Yeah, it's a big deal. - But hey... 51 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,736 if you guys are looking to freshen up your material at all, 52 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,464 I do a little bit of, like, writing of my own stuff... 53 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:18,740 And you got your own gear? 54 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,451 Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit with a double bass pedal 55 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,567 and a vintage amp, so everything you need. 56 00:03:23,608 --> 00:03:24,770 Great. But wait, no, 57 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:26,498 what the fuck do you need an amp for? 58 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,063 I blow my backing vocals through my fuzz pedal, 59 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:31,702 and it gives it like this crunchy, 60 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:33,718 chewy, disgusting... 61 00:03:34,449 --> 00:03:35,924 Good. Fine. 62 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,592 Fine. You're in. 63 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,928 - I'm in? - You're in. 64 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,930 Holy shit, dude. 65 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,206 Look at me now, motherfuckers! 66 00:03:44,248 --> 00:03:46,102 This is gonna rock so fucking hard. Thank you. 67 00:03:46,144 --> 00:03:47,227 Thank you so much. 68 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,390 I will not let you down, I promise you. 69 00:03:49,431 --> 00:03:52,273 Alright, RV leaves Monday. I'll send you the deets. 70 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,110 Gavin, we're all in our 40s. 71 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,669 - Just take a fucking bath. - Take a bath. Aaahhhh! 72 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,991 I'm not joking. 73 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,495 Okay. 74 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,295 * Living on discount macaroni * 75 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,465 * Can't even get a job with my uncle Tony * 76 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,385 * You sent your goons to repo my truck * 77 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,595 * What the actual fuck * 78 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,392 * I can play guitar and I'm a decent singer * 79 00:04:25,434 --> 00:04:27,817 * Now cut my wedding ring off my dead finger * 80 00:04:27,858 --> 00:04:30,603 * You say you wanna deal but you're such a phony * 81 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,215 * You're never gonna get that alimony * 82 00:04:33,257 --> 00:04:35,108 Al! Al. God. Stop. 83 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,651 That's awful. God. 84 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,522 How's the divorce going, bro? 85 00:04:38,564 --> 00:04:40,056 Not good. 86 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,959 The lyrics are temporary. 87 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,368 I just slug out whatever's in my head, we can zhuzh it up later. 88 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,327 There's no zhuzhing. It's a turd. 89 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,538 I don't want to zhuzh the turd. 90 00:04:48,591 --> 00:04:50,141 We have three weeks, man. 91 00:04:50,172 --> 00:04:52,876 We got to come up with something that's going to pop at this Krampus show. 92 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,169 What's the point? 93 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,254 They're just gonna want to hear "Staplehead." 94 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,059 The point, Eskie, is that I'm not ready 95 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:02,083 to lay down and die as some fucking nostalgia act. Are you? 96 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,637 I just moved back in with my mom, 97 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,390 and I got my AARP membership this year. 98 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,142 So it's been a banner year for me. 99 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,227 And Al with his divorce. 100 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,021 It's not going well. 101 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,440 - And you think law school is gonna... - Law school? 102 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,805 You think I can afford law school? 103 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,976 It's an online MSL degree. 104 00:05:20,018 --> 00:05:22,155 I can't even afford to sell out. 105 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,921 It's desperate times, Rube. 106 00:05:23,963 --> 00:05:26,326 Piling in this shitty van year after year 107 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,744 for the rest of our lives, 108 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,245 driving around playing Irish pubs. 109 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:33,792 I swear to Christ, I'm gonna start crying I really think about it. 110 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,460 The goal is not this. 111 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,748 The goal is to get back. 112 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:41,927 To have shit acts like Krampus opening for us. 113 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,621 That feeling on stage, the crowd, 114 00:05:44,722 --> 00:05:46,428 do you remember that? 115 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,556 We're metal gods. 116 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,184 What would you do to get that back? 117 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,185 Anything. 118 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,937 - Anything. - Anything. 119 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,620 We need to do this. 120 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:56,989 And all we need, 121 00:05:57,031 --> 00:05:59,943 all we need is to write one new song 122 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,403 that doesn't suck. 123 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,795 I had a kind of a doomy sort of riff in A, try this. 124 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,582 That's not bad. 125 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:31,808 - Geez, where'd you get this kid? - Juilliard. 126 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:32,934 Really? 127 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,394 Fucking Craigslist. 128 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,747 Where do you think? 129 00:06:35,788 --> 00:06:37,862 That's wild. 130 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:51,661 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 131 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,209 So this tape line goes right here. 132 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,733 - Okay. - Not here. 133 00:06:59,775 --> 00:07:01,232 And not here. 134 00:07:01,274 --> 00:07:02,889 - Okay. - So I, so I don't hunch. 135 00:07:02,931 --> 00:07:04,376 - Alright. - I got a sciatica. 136 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:05,884 - I can't hunch. - Okay. 137 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,218 Maggie May, 138 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,637 I ain't seen one of these since Foghat. 139 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:15,226 Battle Creek, show us your metal! 140 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,985 Fuckin' Benson, man. 141 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,708 Two, three, and... 142 00:07:26,749 --> 00:07:28,740 * Merch girl * 143 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,950 * Working all night * 144 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,119 * Merch girl * 145 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,205 * Fits me just right * 146 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,248 * Merch girl * 147 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,376 * Last one to leave * 148 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,461 * Merch girl * 149 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,005 * Nothing up her sleeve, yeah * 150 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,879 Alright. 151 00:07:47,158 --> 00:07:49,193 - Okay. - There's no bridge yet. 152 00:07:49,388 --> 00:07:51,746 Fuck a bridge. What are we, Christopher Cross? 153 00:07:51,788 --> 00:07:53,556 Just power through it. 154 00:07:54,019 --> 00:07:55,668 What do you think? There's something there? 155 00:07:56,731 --> 00:07:59,025 Deuteronomy, what do you think? Something there? 156 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,855 I got my audiobooks on. 157 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,859 Hey, kid, what do you think? 158 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:07,916 Why don't you guys just try to write another song like "Staplehead"? 159 00:08:09,012 --> 00:08:13,114 I mean, "Staplehead." That song is, um, good. 160 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,122 So just try and, you know... 161 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,291 make another song like that. 162 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,807 Why don't I just fucking traipse into the fucking forest 163 00:08:22,849 --> 00:08:25,296 and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus? 164 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,124 That would be rad too. 165 00:08:27,185 --> 00:08:29,509 Every second of every day, 166 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,803 I try and write a song like "Staplehead." 167 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,284 I remember 168 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,792 the first time I heard it, that feeling 169 00:08:36,822 --> 00:08:39,976 was like a needle made of ice going into my brain. 170 00:08:40,094 --> 00:08:42,200 Like seeing the face of God 171 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,114 and fucking God saying, 172 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:46,788 "That's what a fucking hit feels like." 173 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,195 I've been chasing that feeling for the past 20 years 174 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,471 and never come close. 175 00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:52,282 "Staplehead" 's a fucking curse. 176 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,867 That song ruined my life. 177 00:08:54,194 --> 00:08:57,245 But the song is your big hit. 178 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,902 We didn't write it. 179 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,796 - What? - Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it. 180 00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:04,536 Our drummer Belinda did, and she gets all the royalties. 181 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,380 Now that bitch is selling leggings in the suburbs. 182 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,642 But you guys continue to play the song. 183 00:09:09,684 --> 00:09:12,546 We have to every gig. Have to. 184 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:16,043 And when we're not on stage, we hear it everywhere. 185 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:18,719 And we don't get one red cent. 186 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:21,478 - It's a fucking curse. - Fuck that, though. 187 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,271 Tonight, we open with "Merch Girl." 188 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,647 I got a feeling about this. 189 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,150 Two, three and... 190 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,408 * Merch girl * 191 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,693 * Nothing up her sleeve, yeah * 192 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,167 We suck. 193 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:45,627 Hey, 194 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,380 aren't you the band that does "Staplehead"? 195 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,465 Play "Staplehead"! 196 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,842 No. 197 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:54,442 We're not playing "Staplehead." 198 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,986 * Up from the dust above the ruins * 199 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,068 * By fire * 200 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,064 * By flood * 201 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,088 * Atop my rusty chariot * 202 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:14,015 * Lusting for your blood * 203 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,616 * Staplehead * 204 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,868 * Tonight is where you rise * 205 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,704 * Staplehead * 206 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,770 * Tonight we rise * 207 00:10:22,812 --> 00:10:24,791 * Staplehead * 208 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,793 * Tonight we rise * 209 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,962 * Staplehead * 210 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:32,799 Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois, we love you! 211 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,135 Punk rock metal, baby. 212 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,469 Dude, are you okay? 213 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:37,946 Yeah, man, I'm fucking good. 214 00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:39,848 You little shit. 215 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,471 You ever steal my scream again, 216 00:10:41,512 --> 00:10:43,268 I'll break more than your fucking face. 217 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,403 Hey! 218 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,920 Drummer boy. 219 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,064 Krampus! 220 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,401 _ 221 00:11:17,479 --> 00:11:19,184 _ 222 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,693 Jesus. It's inane. 223 00:11:23,253 --> 00:11:24,921 This will get you popular these days, 224 00:11:25,009 --> 00:11:26,677 this Jackass shit? 225 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,563 People love it. 226 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,357 Krampus Cam. They got Ozzy with that thing once. 227 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,249 Dude, that was fake. 228 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:35,070 And what are you doing? 229 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,822 Our drummer got hit in the head 230 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,226 with a stapler during "Staplehead." 231 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,327 That's what we call provenance. 232 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,476 Got a secret little eBay store. 233 00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:46,751 It's not community property. Don't tell Edward. 234 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:48,127 Kid's hanging with us tonight. 235 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,540 Let's party! 236 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,548 I got to be up early, man, really. 237 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,133 Acid reflux, man. 238 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,156 Sober ten years. 239 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,933 Cool. Cool. Alright. 240 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,238 Hey, kid. 241 00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:08,089 I'm sorry about tagging you. 242 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,188 Don't let that shit happen again. 243 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,398 But I'm sorry. 244 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,942 Listen, that's me totally out of bounds. 245 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,362 It's your set. It's your scream. I'm sorry. 246 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:21,825 And I know that I'm a lot to put up with, you know, 247 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,785 but I just thank you guys 248 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,371 for puttin' up with me. 249 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,914 I mean, really. 250 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,232 And I know you guys are looking for a new song, 251 00:12:30,274 --> 00:12:32,237 and, um, I don't want to overstep or anything, 252 00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:35,355 but I wrote something and if it sucks, it sucks. 253 00:12:35,396 --> 00:12:36,669 Just let me know. 254 00:12:36,943 --> 00:12:38,504 Just say it, no harm. 255 00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,592 But I want you to hear it. 256 00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:43,449 It's not like we got anything else. 257 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,317 Tss... Fuck. 258 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,351 Here we go. 259 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,149 What did you think, Ruby? 260 00:13:40,617 --> 00:13:42,277 _ 261 00:13:42,728 --> 00:13:43,799 Yeah, 262 00:13:44,088 --> 00:13:45,833 there's some good stuff there, kid. 263 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,577 Keep working on it. 264 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,789 Seriously? Okay. 265 00:13:52,359 --> 00:13:54,951 And I guess I will leave you guys 266 00:13:55,049 --> 00:13:57,050 to your own party or whatever. 267 00:13:59,592 --> 00:14:01,484 I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, guys. 268 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,347 Holy shit. 269 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,269 I'm not crazy, right? 270 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,191 Tell me I'm crazy. 271 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,985 It's a fuckin' hit. 272 00:14:24,092 --> 00:14:26,678 It's gonna be "Staplehead" all over again. 273 00:14:30,915 --> 00:14:32,500 Doesn't have to be. 274 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,313 So I'm fired. 275 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,509 You're dragging the energy of the band down. 276 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,854 We're trying to grow wings, and you're... 277 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,659 You just, you're not on board. 278 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,309 - How'd he take it? - He'll live. 279 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,620 Well, I broke my sacred commitment to veganism for this. 280 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,125 - I got it, dudes, thank you. - Hey, kid. 281 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,018 Yo, what's up? Whoa... 282 00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:21,900 When we play "Staplehead" tonight... 283 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,133 I want you to take my scream. 284 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,718 No, no, no, no, no. 285 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,969 That is not my... 286 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,585 - That's yours. - You have earned it. 287 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,182 It's a fuckin' honor, man. 288 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,401 I just need, I just need a second if you... 289 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,709 * Merch girl * 290 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,160 * Working every night * 291 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,329 * Merch girl * 292 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,347 * Fits me just right, yeah * 293 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,700 Alright. 294 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:07,467 Are you ready for a banger?! 295 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,154 * Up from the dust above the ruins * 296 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,836 * By fire * 297 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,106 * By flood * 298 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,035 * Atop my rusty chariot * 299 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,402 * Lusting for your blood * 300 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,564 * Staplehead * 301 00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:33,702 * From the blackest depths of night * 302 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,508 * Staplehead * 303 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,872 * From the dark into the light * 304 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,578 * Staplehead * 305 00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:04,269 * Tonight we rise * 306 00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:30,431 _ 307 00:17:33,858 --> 00:17:36,233 _ 308 00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:25,624 Do you have another cigarette? 309 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,820 - Here you go. - Aw, thanks, I appreciate that. 310 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,405 No problem. 311 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,469 I've got three days on a deck job. 312 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,146 Manuel. 313 00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:45,213 Jorge and your guys, Victor. 314 00:18:45,247 --> 00:18:46,334 - Eso... - Tony. 315 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,488 - Here! - Vamos, amigos! 316 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,257 Nah, I'm good. I'm good. 317 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,924 Okay, that's it. 318 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,850 Hey. Hey, Charlie, right? 319 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,018 Yeah. 320 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,743 Victor said you're looking for work. 321 00:19:04,785 --> 00:19:06,695 Well, thank you, Victor. 322 00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:07,700 Yes, 323 00:19:07,742 --> 00:19:09,994 I'm desperately looking for work. 324 00:19:10,036 --> 00:19:11,484 You have a car? 325 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,362 - Yeah. Just needs gas. - And can you count? 326 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,470 Got 10 good fingers. 327 00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:19,367 My band's going on the road, and we're looking for someone to sell merch, 328 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,870 help out, you know, whatever needs doing. 329 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,866 The pay sucks, but you get to visit 330 00:19:23,908 --> 00:19:25,457 the worst bars in America. 331 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,042 Well, shit. 332 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,056 You got yourself a merch girl. 333 00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,319 Holy shit. 334 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,231 You're Ruby Ruin, right? 335 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,104 Staplehead! 336 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,057 Alright. 337 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,732 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 338 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,697 So this tape line goes right here. 339 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,033 Not here and, and not here. 340 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,766 - So I, so I don't hunch. - Alright. 341 00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,453 I got a sciatica. I can't hunch. 342 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,413 * Merch girl * 343 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,458 * Nothing up her sleeve, yeah * 344 00:20:13,175 --> 00:20:14,415 We suck. 345 00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:17,889 Hey, aren't you the band that does "Staplehead"? 346 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,220 Play "Staplehead." 347 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,139 No, we're not playing "Staplehead." 348 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,979 * Up from the dust... * 349 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,904 Whoa! 350 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,468 *By fire* 351 00:20:33,937 --> 00:20:36,311 - Kid... - I'm just trying to get some more on my amp. 352 00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:37,610 Dude, it's so badass! 353 00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:39,480 Okay, okay. Just... Jesus, kid. 354 00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:40,830 - Just wait... - Hold still. 355 00:20:40,871 --> 00:20:43,368 It was so intense tonight. It was just so metal. 356 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,786 It was just metal. 357 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,295 - Yes, it was very metal. - I thought it was metal, right? 358 00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:47,789 It was very metal. It was... 359 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,290 super-duper metal. 360 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,147 - Yeah. - Okay, just turn to the light a little. 361 00:20:51,189 --> 00:20:52,608 There you go. 362 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,278 You think she's mad at me, though. 363 00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:57,136 Ruby? Yeah. 364 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,124 On account of how she punched you in the face. 365 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,169 But also, who cares? 366 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,596 I mean, don't get me started on that "Merch Girl" song. 367 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,973 Slanderous. 368 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,706 I thought she was cool, man. 369 00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:08,727 I'm starting to suspect she's actually a real dick. 370 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,268 I know. Ruby's... she's cool. 371 00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:13,690 She's, she's alright. 372 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,821 But maybe, maybe tomorrow 373 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,781 I can catch a ride with, with you? 374 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,867 If that's okay? 375 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,410 - Okay. - Okay. 376 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,543 Gav. 377 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,003 Gav. 378 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,296 Gavin! 379 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,006 Jesus. 380 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,703 I admire the commitment to the craft, 381 00:21:39,744 --> 00:21:41,504 but maybe not with the metal sticks, yeah? 382 00:21:41,546 --> 00:21:43,316 I mean, Christ on a cracker. 383 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,263 Metal! 384 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,462 I get it....geez. 385 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,477 What, what's that thingy? 386 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,312 Well, 387 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,273 I like to keep some eyes underneath my kit at every show. 388 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,525 That way, I can go back... 389 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,572 and watch my footwork. 390 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,200 Alright. 391 00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:07,542 Check one of these out right here. 392 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,663 * Stalagmite! * 393 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,290 * Stalactite * 394 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,833 * Stalag-sight * 395 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,914 * You might stalag-me * 396 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,430 You, sir, are a magpie. 397 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,532 Magpie? 398 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:24,030 Self-taught? 399 00:22:24,061 --> 00:22:25,688 No, Juilliard. 400 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,066 Alright, dude. 401 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,513 I don't want to be all Felix Unger or anything, 402 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:44,280 but, this is my house, you know. A little respect. 403 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,282 Why do you live in your car? 404 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,034 Wolves on my fender 405 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,994 so I gotta keep moving. 406 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,717 Some wolves? 407 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,310 You going to be like this forever? 408 00:22:55,943 --> 00:22:57,585 Maybe. 409 00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,921 I hadn't really thought about it that way, I... 410 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,459 Not fully until just now, actually. 411 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:06,803 So thanks for that fresh dose of existential dread. 412 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,725 No, no. Toss it. 413 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,426 I do not consent to photos. 414 00:23:13,468 --> 00:23:15,220 Well, it's not like I post them or anything. 415 00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:17,859 It's just for, like, a mind-collage of my own. 416 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,317 That was littering. 417 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,223 Yes, it was. 418 00:23:23,731 --> 00:23:24,784 Gosh, 419 00:23:24,977 --> 00:23:27,392 you are just really dedicated 420 00:23:27,446 --> 00:23:29,213 to not wearing shoes? 421 00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:31,786 If you're wearing shoes, you're just not grounded, 422 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:32,954 you know. 423 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,540 Life is a beat, Chuck. You got to feel it. 424 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,785 Hey, look. 425 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:38,807 See? 426 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:41,712 Ba-da-da-whoosh. Ba-da-da-whoosh. 427 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,215 - Right? - Ba-da-da-whoosh. Alright. 428 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,475 Look, see? 429 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,970 That's the bridge we went over. 430 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,638 You know? Little raindrops. 431 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,275 Holistic magpie motherfucker. 432 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:58,480 Yeah. Sometimes I just, I feel this shit so hard. 433 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,399 Carries me through. 434 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,611 Makes the bad stuff just... 435 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,614 roll right off of me. 436 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,461 Hi. 437 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,047 I owe you one for taking that little shitheel 438 00:24:24,261 --> 00:24:25,762 off our hands for the day. 439 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,679 You know, that kid really took a hit for you, right? 440 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,385 God, I hope he didn't lose any precious brain cells. 441 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,287 You might give him a break. 442 00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:38,955 - Is all I'm sayin'. - He's a vibe-killer. 443 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,398 Can't read a room. It stresses me out. 444 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,191 He's just nervous. 445 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,704 He worships you. 446 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:49,464 I got to tell you, Ruby, I really thought 447 00:24:49,505 --> 00:24:52,279 that being on tour with the band was going to be like, 448 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,412 you know, one big party, all fun and bonding, 449 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:58,248 like... Spinal Tap. Pre-Jeanine. 450 00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,125 Not this cliquey 451 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,627 gate-keepy high school bullshit. 452 00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,214 Consider my eyes opened. 453 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,098 Hey! 454 00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:17,137 Drummer boy. 455 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,146 Dude, I don't know what kind of voodoo, 456 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,564 whatever you did, 457 00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,579 but thank you. 458 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,771 What voodoo did I do? 459 00:25:27,081 --> 00:25:30,363 Well, I saw you talking to Ruby last night, 460 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:33,491 and now she's gonna let me do the scream. 461 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,809 The "Staplehead" scream. 462 00:25:34,858 --> 00:25:37,104 I've been dreaming doing it since I was a little dumb-as-fuck baby. 463 00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:39,634 This is, this is fuckin' everything, man. 464 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,827 - Thank you. - Yeah, yeah... 465 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,928 Hey. So, um... 466 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,413 You... 467 00:25:45,763 --> 00:25:48,254 I'll get a good one for you. 468 00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,842 I'm happy for you, you little scamp. 469 00:25:52,179 --> 00:25:54,473 Alright, let's do some fuckin' metal. 470 00:25:55,476 --> 00:25:57,728 * Atop my rusty chariot * 471 00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:02,340 * Lusting for your blood * 472 00:26:02,576 --> 00:26:04,314 * Staplehead * 473 00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:08,485 * Staplehead * 474 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,653 * Tonight we rise * 475 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,489 * Staplehead * 476 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,657 * Tonight we rise * 477 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,662 - * Staplehead * - Let 'em have it, kiddo. 478 00:26:16,703 --> 00:26:18,578 * Tonight we rise * 479 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,622 * Staplehead * 480 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,974 * Tonight we rise * 481 00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,600 I know it's been a tough night for you all. 482 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,789 We appreciate your patience. 483 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,893 The ME's ruling your drummer died by electrocution. 484 00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,524 His amp wasn't grounded. 485 00:26:47,904 --> 00:26:49,743 So when he touched the mic, it was like 486 00:26:49,946 --> 00:26:51,639 kissing a lightning bolt. 487 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,697 Jesus. 488 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,658 It was an accident due to faulty equipment. 489 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,847 We're impounding the amp for insurance purposes, 490 00:26:58,889 --> 00:27:01,393 but you can have the rest of your equipment back. 491 00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:03,944 You all were on that stage, too. 492 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,183 It could have been a lot worse. 493 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,129 Wow. 494 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:13,078 Guess we just got lucky. 495 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,267 Good idea. 496 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:32,010 What do you figure I can get for these on eBay? 497 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,945 Don't you fuckin' dare. 498 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,678 I can't stop smelling that smell. 499 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:40,253 We did what we did. Now we gotta move forward. 500 00:27:40,295 --> 00:27:42,287 That song is gonna change our lives. 501 00:27:42,531 --> 00:27:43,908 Let's keep it together. 502 00:27:43,951 --> 00:27:45,179 About that. 503 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:48,460 We should get a recording of the song, at least a rough demo, 504 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,253 before we play it at the Krampus show. 505 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:52,964 We can use his rhythm track, but we all play the rest. 506 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,831 Really lock in our ownership. 507 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:56,840 Then let's do it right fuckin' now. 508 00:27:56,881 --> 00:27:58,952 And where are we gonna find a recording studio 509 00:27:58,994 --> 00:28:01,990 in Kenosha, Wisconsin, "right fucking now"? 510 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:04,934 Two, three... 511 00:28:04,976 --> 00:28:07,201 * It's a flash inside that calls you * 512 00:28:07,242 --> 00:28:08,730 * From the street * 513 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,572 * Drink from the well so bittersweet * 514 00:28:15,145 --> 00:28:19,130 * It's sugary sweet it's a fiery treat * 515 00:28:19,179 --> 00:28:23,255 * It's time to eat my sucker punch * 516 00:28:23,297 --> 00:28:25,885 Judas to the Priest. That song's pretty good. 517 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,668 Excuse me. Are you with this group? 518 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:33,332 Because I have this booth reserved as of seven minutes ago. 519 00:28:33,471 --> 00:28:36,140 Yeah. I think they're almost done. 520 00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,379 "Murder Girl." 521 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,136 Nice. 522 00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:43,106 Is your band, death metal or something? 523 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:45,227 It's my podcast. 524 00:28:45,534 --> 00:28:47,050 I solve murders. 525 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,269 Nice work, if you can get it. 526 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:56,154 * Enter the caverns of the past * 527 00:28:56,794 --> 00:29:00,351 * Your first trip won't be your last * 528 00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:04,468 * It's sugary sweet, a fiery treat * 529 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:09,040 * It's time to eat my sucker punch * 530 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,713 Damn, that is an earworm. 531 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:16,044 Whoa. 532 00:29:17,568 --> 00:29:20,098 Geez. Come on. 533 00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:24,395 Hey. Which one of you assholes Shamrock-Shaked my car? 534 00:29:24,436 --> 00:29:26,307 - Krampus slays! - What is this? 535 00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:28,313 My god. Just clean it. 536 00:29:28,355 --> 00:29:30,395 - Hi. Excuse me. Hi. - Hello. 537 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,077 Do you know my friend Molly? 538 00:29:32,119 --> 00:29:33,943 - I'm sorry, who? - Molly. 539 00:29:33,984 --> 00:29:36,768 - You know, my ex. - Okay, nice try, narc. 540 00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,361 I-I'm not a narc. I... 541 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,697 You're wearing pleated khakis, you know. 542 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,824 Just try harder. I believe in you. 543 00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:44,594 - Krampus! - Excuse me... 544 00:29:44,636 --> 00:29:45,994 Very good... 545 00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:48,185 Damn it, Gavin. 546 00:29:48,234 --> 00:29:50,150 Respect the domicile. 547 00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:51,916 Geez, honey. 548 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,344 You're in Krampus land! 549 00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,341 Whoa. 550 00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,590 Hold the phone. 551 00:30:09,472 --> 00:30:12,683 * Step into the caverns of the past * 552 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,775 * Your first sip won't be your last * 553 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:19,913 * It's sugary sweet * 554 00:30:20,007 --> 00:30:21,727 * a fiery treat * 555 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,831 * It's time to eat * 556 00:30:24,226 --> 00:30:27,275 * my sucker punch * 557 00:30:34,752 --> 00:30:36,211 Magpie. 558 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:43,549 Great. 559 00:30:43,995 --> 00:30:45,411 I want to talk to you. 560 00:30:45,482 --> 00:30:48,495 Drop the price of the shirts if you have. I don't wanna bring any of that shit home. 561 00:30:48,537 --> 00:30:50,767 You know, it's about your new song. 562 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,474 - What about it? - Well, it's really good. 563 00:30:52,516 --> 00:30:53,978 Which is how I know you guys didn't write it. 564 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,282 I got a soundcheck. 565 00:30:55,323 --> 00:30:57,774 Okay, just look me in the eyes 566 00:30:57,816 --> 00:31:00,527 and tell me that Gavin didn't write that song? 567 00:31:01,965 --> 00:31:03,425 Gavin wrote that song. 568 00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,701 Well, that's true. 569 00:31:07,742 --> 00:31:10,745 But also not cool. He deserves credit. 570 00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,387 And what do we deserve? 571 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:14,349 That song isn't going to bring Gavin back, 572 00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:16,126 but it'll change our lives. 573 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:19,235 We recorded the song. We're playing it tonight. 574 00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:22,298 Look, Charlie, I'm just trying to make something good out of something bad. 575 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,009 Well, right, but, 576 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,720 but if it's Gavin's song, people should know that. 577 00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:29,264 There are a thousand ifs. If I hadn't given him the scream, 578 00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,057 if our roadie hadn't quit and checked the amp, 579 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,215 if I had anything left in my garbage life 580 00:31:33,256 --> 00:31:34,686 except one last shot. 581 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,038 This shot. 582 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,565 It is what it is, and I'm taking it. 583 00:31:39,972 --> 00:31:41,515 I'm sorry about the kid, 584 00:31:41,651 --> 00:31:42,861 truly. 585 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,155 Gotta go. 586 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:00,536 Something doesn't sit right, Gavin. 587 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,167 Krampus! 588 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,091 - Shit. - Whoa! 589 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:06,978 Ooh! 590 00:32:07,461 --> 00:32:09,866 - Okay... - Krampus in the crapper! 591 00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:11,628 Good shit, man. That dude's an asshole. 592 00:32:11,669 --> 00:32:13,005 Deuteronomy. 593 00:32:13,104 --> 00:32:14,647 Yeah, merch girl! 594 00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:18,063 Deuteronomy. 595 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:20,470 Nice right hook, merch girl. 596 00:32:20,511 --> 00:32:22,485 I see you're moving up in the world? 597 00:32:22,527 --> 00:32:24,527 - Is that why you quit? - Quit? 598 00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:26,474 I got canned on some bullshit. 599 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:31,157 Well, you know, I knew that Ruby threw a lie in there. 600 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,786 I just couldn't track the... 601 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:35,372 This business is built on relationships. 602 00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:37,175 And amphetamines. 603 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,709 Can I ask you something? It's about the kid. 604 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,852 The thing that happened with his amp. 605 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:44,876 - I mean, is that something that happens? - Yeah, it happens. 606 00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:46,912 Yardbirds, '77. 607 00:32:46,954 --> 00:32:49,127 Lead guitarist bit it using the same amp. 608 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,137 That's why they have a death capacitor. 609 00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:52,847 A what? 610 00:32:53,169 --> 00:32:56,434 Old amps used to have cords with two prongs 611 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:57,811 instead of three. 612 00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,567 If you reverse the plug, 613 00:32:59,609 --> 00:33:01,606 it's like sticking a fork in a socket. 614 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,900 A death capacitor keeps it safe. 615 00:33:04,946 --> 00:33:07,904 - So Gavin didn't know that? - Of course, he did. 616 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:10,073 He had his amp converted to three-prong. 617 00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:12,828 It was safe. I wouldn't have let him use it if it wasn't. 618 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:14,093 Here, 619 00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:16,091 let me show you what it looks like. 620 00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:20,155 Okay, here's one on eBay. Identical. 621 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,615 Holy shit. Can I see that? 622 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,802 Whoa, shit. 623 00:33:36,409 --> 00:33:37,660 Al. 624 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:56,190 * I'm gonna buy a new guitar * 625 00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,693 * Neck inlaid with pearl * 626 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:04,002 * To pay my passage to the underworld * 627 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,004 * I'm gonna crawl up * 628 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:09,132 * From the afterbirth * 629 00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:12,677 * And wander lonely * 630 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,233 * On this earth * 631 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:20,185 * Satan, cast your evil spell * 632 00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:25,190 * Save a place for us in hell * 633 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,817 * You must learn we're all gonna burn * 634 00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:31,118 * Because you can't un-murder someone * 635 00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:36,576 * We electrocuted a lamb for the keys to the kingdom * 636 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,660 * Now it's time to burn * 637 00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:40,849 Two, three, four. 638 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:49,874 If you're looking for Al, 639 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,545 he's working on a new song called 640 00:34:51,585 --> 00:34:53,203 "You Can't Un-murder Someone." 641 00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,211 Sounds metal. 642 00:34:55,253 --> 00:34:57,618 It sounds like a guilty conscience 643 00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,016 unburdening itself for killing a drummer 644 00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,509 via power ballad. 645 00:35:01,851 --> 00:35:02,811 What? 646 00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:04,187 That song 647 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,231 is basically a confession. 648 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:09,213 Yeah. Okay. So you wanna arrest Bob Marley 649 00:35:09,255 --> 00:35:10,860 for singing "I Shot the Sheriff"? 650 00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:14,296 If he was also selling Gavin's amp on eBay, like Al is, then yeah. 651 00:35:15,123 --> 00:35:17,105 I know it sounds nuts, 652 00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:19,524 but I think that Al switched it out 653 00:35:19,570 --> 00:35:22,467 for a booby-trapped amp and killed Gavin. 654 00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:24,005 Listen. 655 00:35:24,629 --> 00:35:26,322 I know you really liked the kid. 656 00:35:26,385 --> 00:35:27,726 You're traumatized. 657 00:35:27,797 --> 00:35:30,031 We all are. But reality now, 658 00:35:30,164 --> 00:35:32,171 equipment mix-ups happen. 659 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,967 Deuteronomy wasn't there to check it. 660 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,886 - Convenient, right? - Jesus. 661 00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:39,389 Al was on stage the whole time Gavin was. 662 00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:41,891 You think he would have risked electrocuting himself? 663 00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,521 Or Eskie or me? 664 00:35:46,062 --> 00:35:47,621 Well that's true. 665 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:52,902 One more show, 666 00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:55,793 and this will all be in your rearview mirror. Okay? 667 00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,762 Chill out and keep it together. 668 00:35:59,310 --> 00:36:00,311 Yeah? 669 00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:06,744 - What are you doing? - You put Gavin's amp on eBay? 670 00:36:06,786 --> 00:36:09,779 - It's vintage. - It's evidence. 671 00:36:10,271 --> 00:36:11,629 Right? 672 00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:13,674 - I guess. - You guess? 673 00:36:13,715 --> 00:36:15,967 I haven't taken Criminal Law yet. 674 00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:18,720 Okay, Clarence Dumbass and Veggie McShithead. 675 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,204 Listen to me. 676 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:23,641 We are this close to nailing this thing. 677 00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,459 Keep it the fuck together! 678 00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:29,266 And do not confess to murder 679 00:36:29,313 --> 00:36:31,483 - in a song! - What...? 680 00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:38,916 It's probably okay as long as you don't sing it under oath. 681 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,450 This is what, I'm saying... 682 00:36:40,503 --> 00:36:42,117 Hey, Deuteronomy. 683 00:36:42,148 --> 00:36:43,706 Can I borrow your readers? 684 00:36:43,748 --> 00:36:46,456 You know, I'm trying to see something on here, and I can't. 685 00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:47,541 No. 686 00:36:48,409 --> 00:36:50,001 But how about the right tool for the job? 687 00:36:50,203 --> 00:36:52,023 Okay. Upgrade. 688 00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:01,054 Okay. So Al was being a real baby 689 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:03,244 about setting up his mic stand, right? 690 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:04,523 Yeah. 691 00:37:04,564 --> 00:37:06,643 Said it was his hunchback or something. 692 00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:09,396 I tried to teach him the Pilates I learned from Jimmy Page 693 00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:10,772 but no! 694 00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:13,525 Okay. So look at this. 695 00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:16,277 This is from the show when Gavin died. 696 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:18,655 Look at the tape. 697 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:20,928 Somehow in this show, 698 00:37:21,153 --> 00:37:22,689 on this one night, 699 00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:24,327 he got taller. 700 00:37:25,462 --> 00:37:26,924 I... 701 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:29,160 Well, so what? Maybe he wore different shoes? 702 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:33,195 I mean, why would a guy with a bad back 703 00:37:33,236 --> 00:37:35,786 suddenly wear new shoes on stage? 704 00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,511 Well, you can't see his shoes there though. 705 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:47,983 _ 706 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:24,202 Hey. I come in peace, I... 707 00:38:25,096 --> 00:38:26,659 Can I borrow that? 708 00:38:28,588 --> 00:38:30,290 Come on, now. 709 00:38:30,332 --> 00:38:33,229 Show me some heavy-soled murder shoes. 710 00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:37,609 Gotcha, you son of a bitch. 711 00:38:39,161 --> 00:38:40,570 Whoa! 712 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,534 Holy Toledo. 713 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,919 Rest in metal. Seriously? 714 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,570 Jesus. What now? 715 00:38:57,612 --> 00:38:59,923 You guys are sick with this bullshit tribute. 716 00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:01,841 You killed him. All of you. 717 00:39:01,883 --> 00:39:04,386 - Who the fuck do you think you are? - Me? I don't know. 718 00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:06,461 Maybe, maybe I'm the highest bidder 719 00:39:06,503 --> 00:39:08,669 on eBay for Gavin's real amp, 720 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:10,583 you know, the one you switched out to kill him. 721 00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:12,947 Or maybe I'm the girl with the photographic proof 722 00:39:12,989 --> 00:39:15,105 that you knew he was going to be electrocuted. 723 00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:18,644 You're all wearing Docs with thick rubber soles 724 00:39:18,686 --> 00:39:22,680 to insulate you from that electro shit that you sent through Gavin. 725 00:39:22,722 --> 00:39:25,031 You know, when you told the fire inspector 726 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:27,834 that you got "lucky," I knew it was a lie, 727 00:39:27,876 --> 00:39:29,452 I just didn't put it together. 728 00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:31,871 Y'all made your own luck, didn't you? 729 00:39:31,913 --> 00:39:33,640 You know, I may not have my degree, 730 00:39:33,682 --> 00:39:35,792 but even I know that's not legal proof. 731 00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,717 Gavin was the real deal, you know, 732 00:39:38,758 --> 00:39:40,130 and he was a good guy, 733 00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:42,173 and you killed him just for what? 734 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:46,011 For some stupid little song about sucker punching? 735 00:39:48,014 --> 00:39:50,683 It's not just a song. It's a hit. 736 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,458 You know what, Ruby? 737 00:39:53,499 --> 00:39:56,814 I knew that you were a has-been. But it's worse than that. 738 00:39:56,856 --> 00:39:58,398 Alright, you're a hack. 739 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,151 And maybe I won't get to see you in an orange jumpsuit, 740 00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:04,302 but you'll be in that orange "Build Box" apron 741 00:40:04,343 --> 00:40:07,655 for the rest of your sad little hacky life. 742 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:09,993 Security! 743 00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:12,337 Gavin had talent, okay. He was metal. 744 00:40:12,379 --> 00:40:14,039 He was real metal. 745 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,249 And you all, you're the opposite of metal. 746 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:18,126 Alright? You're talc. 747 00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,170 You hear me? You're fuckin' talc! 748 00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:23,446 She can't do shit. 749 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:27,344 We play the fuck out of that song tonight and everything changes. 750 00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:28,428 Yes? 751 00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:30,972 Let's rock! 752 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:34,267 Hey, do you mind swinging past just over here? 753 00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:37,231 Thank you. Thanks. I just... I got to grab my bag, 754 00:40:37,273 --> 00:40:40,231 and then I promise to continue to throw myself out, so... 755 00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:42,400 I better not see you again. 756 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:44,361 No, absolutely. I appreciate you. 757 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:47,646 You're doing good work. Efficient. 758 00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:50,700 Hi. Hey, guys. Any of you know my friend Lucy? 759 00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:53,495 - You know Lucy in the Sky... - Fuck off, narc. 760 00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:57,070 Okay. Just looking for some old-fashioned cocaine. 761 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:58,776 Hey, narc. 762 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:01,086 My name's Scott. 763 00:41:02,436 --> 00:41:05,882 And that's how Doxxxology murdered their drummer Gavin, 764 00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:08,278 I don't know his last name, for a song. 765 00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:14,516 Yeah, well, that's a lot. 766 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,143 I got no proof. 767 00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:21,147 It's a whole lot of nothing. 768 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,545 Just loose, connected dots. I'm sorry. 769 00:41:23,587 --> 00:41:25,327 I don't know who I thought would take this seriously. 770 00:41:25,369 --> 00:41:28,080 You know what? I think it's good. 771 00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:30,240 - You do? - Yeah. 772 00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:32,117 I think you make a compelling case. 773 00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:34,012 I mean, some of this is a stretch, 774 00:41:34,053 --> 00:41:36,662 but you've shored up a lot of the circumstantial evidence. 775 00:41:37,447 --> 00:41:38,824 I'm convinced. 776 00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:41,459 You think it's enough to take to your boss? 777 00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:46,497 Why would you want me to take it to the VP of Finance at Nationwide? 778 00:41:47,132 --> 00:41:49,886 Okay, wait. So you're not a cop? 779 00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:51,632 No, I'm an actuary. 780 00:41:51,781 --> 00:41:53,424 Did you think I was a cop? 781 00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,434 Yes, man. Yeah, I thought you were a narc. 782 00:41:57,475 --> 00:41:59,090 Everyone's been calling me that. 783 00:41:59,132 --> 00:42:00,854 I think I'm just really bad at buying drugs. 784 00:42:00,895 --> 00:42:03,356 Yes, you are really bad at it. 785 00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:05,458 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 786 00:42:05,499 --> 00:42:07,777 everything you just said makes perfect sense. 787 00:42:07,818 --> 00:42:09,523 And since you're already famous, 788 00:42:09,564 --> 00:42:11,316 maybe you can get some local news attention. 789 00:42:11,358 --> 00:42:13,074 What do you mean I'm famous? 790 00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:15,035 You don't know. Your video. 791 00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:16,911 It went viral. 792 00:42:16,953 --> 00:42:18,163 Krampus! 793 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:21,613 _ 794 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:23,960 When did that go up? 795 00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:26,671 It says four hours ago. Why? 796 00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:28,116 Charlie Cale? 797 00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:33,077 Hey, Cliff. 798 00:42:33,553 --> 00:42:35,221 I didn't take you for a TikToker. 799 00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:37,515 It's over, Charlie. You're coming with me. 800 00:42:37,557 --> 00:42:40,294 Front seat or the trunk. Your choice. 801 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,317 Hey. You need something, brother? 802 00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:51,654 What's up, Milwaukee?! 803 00:42:52,822 --> 00:42:55,408 I think it's time for something fresh. 804 00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:57,967 * It's a flash inside * 805 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,228 * That calls you from the street * 806 00:43:01,873 --> 00:43:05,210 * Drink from the well so bittersweet * 807 00:43:06,961 --> 00:43:10,870 * You wrote your number on the back of my receipt * 808 00:43:10,911 --> 00:43:13,093 * Before you cracked me with your * 809 00:43:13,134 --> 00:43:14,885 * Sucker punch * 810 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:20,225 * Step into the caverns of the past * 811 00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,938 * Your first sip won't be your last * 812 00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:30,360 * It's sugary sweet, it's a fiery treat * 813 00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:32,946 - * It's time to eat my * - Fuck you, Ruby. 814 00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,989 * Sucker punch * 815 00:43:35,031 --> 00:43:36,591 To the left. 816 00:43:40,515 --> 00:43:41,975 Watch it, man. 817 00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,711 Fuck! 818 00:43:47,752 --> 00:43:49,421 Thank you! 819 00:44:07,896 --> 00:44:10,968 Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! 820 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:14,086 Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! 821 00:44:14,435 --> 00:44:15,435 Ruby! 822 00:44:15,838 --> 00:44:18,033 I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast. 823 00:44:18,074 --> 00:44:19,993 This is, I can get used to this. 824 00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:21,255 My friends, 825 00:44:21,309 --> 00:44:23,371 in just three weeks, you've conquered the world. 826 00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:24,581 To "Sucker Punch." 827 00:44:24,622 --> 00:44:26,372 - To Doxxxology. - Hey. 828 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:27,709 A viral smash. 829 00:44:29,204 --> 00:44:31,536 We got to get caviar in the rider. 830 00:44:31,577 --> 00:44:34,758 I want this on the tour bus. Like, I can get used to this. 831 00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:36,164 This is my new style. 832 00:44:36,894 --> 00:44:38,174 _ 833 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:39,710 But I can keep this pen though, right? 834 00:44:39,741 --> 00:44:41,177 - _ - Hold up. 835 00:44:41,806 --> 00:44:42,682 Wait. 836 00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:44,309 No. 837 00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,187 What the fuck, man? 838 00:44:47,228 --> 00:44:48,980 We have a big problem. 839 00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:54,023 Yeah. So this "Sucker Punch" song 840 00:44:54,065 --> 00:44:56,780 came out of nowhere, and it's everywhere now. 841 00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:59,783 But did it come out of nowhere? It did not. 842 00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:01,709 Shout out to some of our older viewers 843 00:45:01,748 --> 00:45:03,511 for helping us connect the dots on this one. 844 00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:29,531 You ripped off the theme song to "Benson" and didn't think nobody would notice? 845 00:45:29,573 --> 00:45:31,065 I didn't realize it. 846 00:45:31,366 --> 00:45:34,150 It's fair use homage. 847 00:45:34,192 --> 00:45:37,891 It's copyright infringement that was about to become fraud. 848 00:45:37,933 --> 00:45:40,928 And it is the least of your problems. 849 00:45:41,513 --> 00:45:43,772 _ 850 00:45:43,868 --> 00:45:46,621 You may know the heavy metal band Doxxxology 851 00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:49,082 for their '90s hit song "Staplehead." 852 00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:52,785 And for their incredible comeback hit "Sucker Punch." 853 00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:56,673 Their story sounds like a rock-and-roll fantasy. 854 00:45:56,715 --> 00:46:00,264 A band of has-beens who get their second shot at fame. 855 00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:04,961 But what if I told you that's not the whole story? 856 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,768 Would you kill for a second shot at fame? 857 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:13,547 Commit murder for one hit song. 858 00:46:14,267 --> 00:46:18,319 Welcome to season seven of "Murder Girl: 859 00:46:18,361 --> 00:46:20,232 Rest in Metal." 860 00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:29,414 Ba-da-da-whoosh. 861 00:46:29,895 --> 00:46:32,636 CREDITS