1 00:00:36,249 --> 00:00:39,243 CREDITS 2 00:00:39,274 --> 00:00:41,187 _ 3 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,118 George. 4 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:22,519 I'm a murderer. 5 00:01:23,268 --> 00:01:25,614 Look, Lou, I'm not yanking your chain, okay. 6 00:01:25,656 --> 00:01:29,029 Matter of fact, I just closed on a massive beef rub deal. 7 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:31,204 I got a license deal with McCormick. 8 00:01:31,246 --> 00:01:33,167 All we need is a few John Hancocks, 9 00:01:33,209 --> 00:01:35,045 and the green will start rolling in. 10 00:01:35,087 --> 00:01:37,659 Goddamn it, Taffy, do you know who you borrowed from? 11 00:01:37,690 --> 00:01:38,967 These are Dallas people. 12 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,506 They send someone down to deal with you, 13 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,132 they're gonna deal with you! 14 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,370 I got another call comin' in, but hear me out. 15 00:01:44,412 --> 00:01:46,684 Just tell 'em everything's gonna be okay. 16 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,497 It's just, it's all in escrow, man. 17 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,768 Alright, I'll talk to you. Bye. 18 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,970 Taffy Boyle speakin'. 19 00:01:54,001 --> 00:01:56,991 Hi. This is Michael Larson from Port Arthur Bank and Trust, 20 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,619 - and I just wanted to go over... - Nope. 21 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,968 Jamie, how's your ma doing? 22 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,459 Her back's not so good. 23 00:02:16,739 --> 00:02:19,136 Aw, shucks, you know, I'm gonna give her a shoutout on the show tonight. 24 00:02:19,177 --> 00:02:21,099 That'd make her week, Taff. 25 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,041 Sheriff, you better have a warrant 26 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,812 the way you harassing that meat right there. 27 00:02:24,843 --> 00:02:27,043 Brisket's so good, ought to be illegal. 28 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,315 Look here, everybody: 29 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:31,526 Don't forget to floss. 30 00:02:31,806 --> 00:02:33,519 And remember what we like to say, 31 00:02:33,561 --> 00:02:35,159 you know what our slogan is: 32 00:02:35,201 --> 00:02:37,157 "We'll put the meat in between your teeth, 33 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,952 but you gonna get it out." 34 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,207 Where have you been? 35 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,456 Come on, Mandy. Look, I'm not a teleporter. 36 00:02:48,498 --> 00:02:50,128 I got here as soon as I can. 37 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,130 You need to talk to your brother. 38 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,159 He's just been standing in the meat locker like some kind of ghost. 39 00:02:55,201 --> 00:02:57,191 He's your husband. You know how he gets. 40 00:02:57,232 --> 00:02:58,665 What's the problem now? What, the new kid, 41 00:02:58,707 --> 00:03:00,313 he used hickory instead of apple wood? 42 00:03:00,355 --> 00:03:02,149 This is different, Taffy. 43 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,218 I've never seen him like this. 44 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,482 Hey, George. 45 00:03:14,488 --> 00:03:16,699 We have built a temple of carnage. 46 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,734 You bet your ass, brother, we have. 47 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,108 Whoa, wait a minute. 48 00:03:25,324 --> 00:03:26,728 Look, look here, George, 49 00:03:26,769 --> 00:03:28,981 when we done with this beef rub deal, okay, how about, 50 00:03:29,053 --> 00:03:31,416 how about you and Mandy take a vacation, 51 00:03:31,457 --> 00:03:34,361 go to the Gulf and celebrate. It'd be your second honeymoon. 52 00:03:34,403 --> 00:03:35,887 Matter of fact, here, I got the contract right here. 53 00:03:35,929 --> 00:03:38,461 - We can get everything done right... - I don't need a vacation. 54 00:03:38,508 --> 00:03:39,594 I need out. 55 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:44,599 - You need out of what? - Out of all of it. 56 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,650 The restaurant, the beef rub deal, 57 00:03:46,691 --> 00:03:49,354 the self-perpetuating cycle of endless cruelty. 58 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,260 I'm going vegan, Taffy. 59 00:03:52,549 --> 00:03:54,589 You're going vegan? 60 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:59,634 I no longer want to participate in the sale of animal products. 61 00:03:59,675 --> 00:04:01,326 Okay, George, 62 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,236 you're a renowned pitmaster. 63 00:04:03,278 --> 00:04:05,185 Your whole dang life has been animal products. 64 00:04:05,227 --> 00:04:06,861 Which is why this is hard for me. 65 00:04:06,903 --> 00:04:08,930 I'd like to take my half of the business 66 00:04:08,992 --> 00:04:10,994 and begin the next phase of my journey. 67 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,546 Come on, man, you know I can't buy you out. 68 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,022 I don't save like you. 69 00:04:16,064 --> 00:04:18,289 I already spoke to JJ Ruskin in town, 70 00:04:18,331 --> 00:04:20,892 and he could take a look at our books. He'll give us a fair shake. 71 00:04:20,986 --> 00:04:23,847 What the fuck do JJ Ruskin know about our books? 72 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,606 Why the fuck are you talking to... 73 00:04:25,648 --> 00:04:27,395 He don't know... Look here, let me tell you something, 74 00:04:27,437 --> 00:04:30,420 I do my books a special way It's only a certain way I can understand. 75 00:04:30,462 --> 00:04:32,007 JJ Ruskin not gonna understand how to do my fucking... 76 00:04:32,049 --> 00:04:33,775 Hey, we're going to figure this out. 77 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,192 Alright? Don't worry. 78 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,819 But this is happening. 79 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,231 Mandy, I feel like... 80 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,340 like everything's closing in, you know? 81 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,343 I don't know what to do. 82 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:13,864 Okay... 83 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,413 Now look here, y'all know I love to run my mouth. 84 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,317 But you have to know that my brother George 85 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,360 is the real genius. 86 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,016 That's right. He could take a piece of meat 87 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,519 and make it into something divine. 88 00:06:04,812 --> 00:06:07,992 And you know what make George so good at what he do? 89 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,413 Is how much he cares about the details. 90 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:21,213 Now look, I thought I'd come by one last time, 91 00:06:21,597 --> 00:06:23,922 to see if I can convince you to change your mind. 92 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,370 You sure? 93 00:06:29,581 --> 00:06:31,057 I'm sure. 94 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,358 How about we do this, let's... 95 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,093 Why don't we just sit here and enjoy... 96 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,693 this beautiful sunset. 97 00:06:49,523 --> 00:06:50,983 Daddy's ax. 98 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:56,754 Remember all those wood-splitting competitions we would have? 99 00:06:57,213 --> 00:06:59,674 I could not beat you once. 100 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:05,008 I could not hold a candle to my brother George. 101 00:07:07,549 --> 00:07:10,314 And Daddy damn sure made sure I knew that too. 102 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,823 Well, what good's a mean brisket 103 00:07:14,897 --> 00:07:16,649 without butts on the benches. 104 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,853 You and Mandy made this place, 105 00:07:19,895 --> 00:07:21,928 came up with the radio show. 106 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:23,777 Floss. People love the floss. 107 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,337 Yeah, they do love that floss. 108 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:27,155 You know, people take it home and... 109 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,216 use it with they own food. 110 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,777 I'm really going to miss you. 111 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,083 I really am. 112 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,284 You're going to be alright without me. 113 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,550 I know. 114 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,386 Everybody! Why don't we give it up for my brother George. 115 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,374 Taffy, what are you still doing here? 116 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:12,853 - You're on in five. - I'm going. I'm going. 117 00:08:12,894 --> 00:08:14,723 Don't get your panties in a twist. 118 00:08:31,195 --> 00:08:32,880 She's all ready for you, Mr. Boyle. 119 00:08:32,922 --> 00:08:35,849 I appreciate that, Austin. And here you go, here's a little something for you. 120 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:37,934 Enjoy that. 121 00:08:40,997 --> 00:08:41,841 _ 122 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,524 Hey, there, come on, Belgrade? 123 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,695 Pineland. Carthage. Nacogdoches. 124 00:08:48,882 --> 00:08:51,106 And any other straggler that's tuning in. 125 00:08:51,148 --> 00:08:54,534 You know what it is? It's your source for everything barbecue. 126 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,983 BBQ-and-A. 127 00:08:57,025 --> 00:08:59,987 And I'm your favorite host... 128 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:01,891 Taffy Boyle. 129 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,389 But enough about me. I want to hear from you. 130 00:09:05,741 --> 00:09:07,255 Caller, you're on the line. 131 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:10,383 Got some happy customers here, Taff. 132 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,719 Say hi, everyone. 133 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,888 Hi, everyone! 134 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,972 Hello, everyone. Back to you. 135 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,095 Now, look, that voice sounded really 136 00:09:19,127 --> 00:09:20,394 - familiar to me. - _ 137 00:09:20,511 --> 00:09:23,286 Is that who I think it is, my sister-in-law Mandy Boyle? 138 00:09:23,328 --> 00:09:24,304 Hey, Mandy. 139 00:09:24,366 --> 00:09:26,733 Won't you do me a favor? Kick off the show with the first question. 140 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,595 What you eatin' there, Luce? 141 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,892 Best damn hot links in the state. 142 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:34,767 Ooh, best damn hot links in the state. 143 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,095 You know, so one of my favorite things 144 00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:39,537 at Boyle Barbecue is the hot links, 145 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,392 and that's what this show should be about. 146 00:09:41,434 --> 00:09:43,171 So I think tonight we ought to talk about 147 00:09:43,213 --> 00:09:44,846 how the sausage gets made. 148 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,295 And I mean it literally. 149 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,470 Now, you guys know I love to run my mouth, 150 00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:56,596 but you have to know that my brother George is the real genius. 151 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,298 That's right. He could take a piece of meat 152 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,767 and make it into something divine. 153 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,645 And you know what make George so good at what he do? 154 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:07,216 Is how much he cares about the details. 155 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:11,228 We used to buy our hot links from a farm that shall go unnamed. 156 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,562 - But my brother George - _ 157 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,402 had a problem with the texture of the casing. 158 00:10:14,456 --> 00:10:15,835 He said to me, "Taffy, 159 00:10:15,945 --> 00:10:18,447 from now on, we're sourcing our own intestines..." 160 00:10:34,243 --> 00:10:35,871 The intestine casing, 161 00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:39,310 they're thinking about the meat inside, and that's a mistake. 162 00:10:39,352 --> 00:10:41,641 The intestine is like a beautiful ship 163 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,551 that brings the meat on a journey... 164 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,382 Shit. 165 00:12:35,985 --> 00:12:38,583 Real careful, real gentle, 166 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,236 so they never see it comin'. 167 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,844 Hey! Where the fuck you come from. 168 00:12:45,908 --> 00:12:47,142 Shoo! 169 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,864 Go, walk away! 170 00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:56,398 Go, go! 171 00:12:59,632 --> 00:13:01,375 Get away from me. 172 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,275 Get out, get out! 173 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,453 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 174 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,600 I bet that's why folks like yourselves 175 00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:32,812 keep comin' back again and again. 176 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,127 At Boyle's, we do everything we can 177 00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:38,226 to make sure every last bite is damn near perfection. 178 00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:40,720 And I want you all to know, we're mighty grateful to you. 179 00:13:40,761 --> 00:13:42,888 Well, I hope that answered your question 180 00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:45,445 but I've been goin' on about hot links for long enough. 181 00:13:50,048 --> 00:13:51,216 Alright. 182 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,551 I think it's about time we take another call. 183 00:13:53,629 --> 00:13:55,172 How you feel about that? 184 00:13:58,426 --> 00:13:59,558 _ 185 00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:01,177 _ 186 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:02,926 I think it's... 187 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,212 I think it's time that we take another call, okay? 188 00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:06,986 How about that? 189 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,376 - Here we go. - Taffy Boyle. 190 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,714 Nobody should know that much about sausages. 191 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,346 Come on. Is that you again, Mandy? 192 00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:22,045 You gotta give somebody else a opportunity to talk. 193 00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:24,546 - Come on, now. - Well, I just had to call in 194 00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:27,255 and tell you what a damn windbag you are. 195 00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:33,232 Now I'm a windbag. I really love that. 196 00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:34,624 Let me tell you something, 197 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,745 let you know now, if you thought that was a lot, 198 00:14:36,787 --> 00:14:39,170 we get plenty of more show where that came from. 199 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,964 So you better buckle up, little lady. 200 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,841 We're buckled up, Taffy. 201 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,322 No more long rants about sausages. 202 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,233 Another great show, Taffy. 203 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,947 It's all about the details, my friend. 204 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,573 All about the details. 205 00:15:42,752 --> 00:15:43,860 Hey. 206 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,859 Hi. How you doing? Hi. Your dog is in my car. 207 00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:52,124 We don't have a dog. 208 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,787 We're a gas station. 209 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,740 Okay. Go on. Disperse. 210 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,256 Jesus. 211 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,231 Out. Let's go. Out the car. 212 00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:33,619 Out the car. 213 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:36,950 This was a fun bit, but, it's time to go. Go! 214 00:16:36,991 --> 00:16:40,009 Geez, you're so strong. What's wrong with you? 215 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,230 Geez. 216 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,879 Wow, look at this. 217 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,798 Yummy, yummy pork rinds. 218 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,584 All doggies like that. 219 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,704 Come on. A little Hansel and Gretel. 220 00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:55,862 Okay. You know what? 221 00:16:56,335 --> 00:16:58,253 A little company might be nice. 222 00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,727 You know what, I'm having some hard regrets. 223 00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:18,776 Already my hospitality. 224 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:25,161 Jesus. Okay, you know what, how about some music. Yeah? 225 00:17:25,234 --> 00:17:27,108 Tame the savage whatever. 226 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,425 No? 227 00:17:32,575 --> 00:17:33,822 This sucks. 228 00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:42,771 Did you know 85 percent of Mexicans have criminal records? 229 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,308 - They're erasing us folks. - Bullshit. 230 00:17:45,354 --> 00:17:47,936 - Us real Americans. The righ... - Come on! 231 00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:51,142 Every day the wall goes unfinished... 232 00:17:51,184 --> 00:17:52,963 This is what you want to listen to. 233 00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:55,339 And rapists arrive on our hallowed soil. 234 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:57,620 MAGA dog. 235 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:58,999 Perfect. 236 00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:01,331 Malfeasance on the part of the government. 237 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,834 Listen carefully, Patriots. 238 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,993 The truth train's-a-comin'. 239 00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:10,134 And there she blows, every hour on the quarter here 240 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,735 at the Deep State Dispatch. 241 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,049 Oh my god, I'm snapping. Okay? This is me snapping. 242 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,974 I am snapping right here. 243 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,607 You racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, flatulent, 244 00:18:23,649 --> 00:18:25,814 just... bad dog. 245 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,065 Bad dog! 246 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,982 Yeah, I said it. 247 00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:32,696 Now you want to get out? 248 00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:34,275 Okay. 249 00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:37,661 You bet your goose-stepping fascist dog ass. 250 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,882 Very good. 251 00:18:50,065 --> 00:18:53,025 Go build a wall, you jackboot piece of shit. 252 00:18:58,489 --> 00:18:59,490 Fuck. 253 00:19:03,148 --> 00:19:04,232 Shit. 254 00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:07,309 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, you. 255 00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:08,615 Is that your dog? 256 00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:10,025 No. 257 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,110 Okay. I just saw you let it out. What do you mean, no? 258 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,183 That dog has ate $300 worth of food, and you're gonna pay for it. 259 00:19:15,246 --> 00:19:17,860 It was a couple of sausages. Where did you get that math? 260 00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:20,416 Look here, we got a problem, I'll go tell the sheriff. He's right at table five. 261 00:19:20,447 --> 00:19:22,996 There is no need to jump to extremes. I just... 262 00:19:24,419 --> 00:19:27,506 I typically don't carry around that kind of cash. 263 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,046 How much would you say a spare tire is worth? 264 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,881 Hey, what's the problem here? 265 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,550 The problem is that her little mangy mutt 266 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,190 has ate half a steer. 267 00:19:37,231 --> 00:19:40,327 Okay, look, that dog is an asshole. 268 00:19:40,368 --> 00:19:42,832 There's no daylight between us on that. I just... 269 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,740 Look, I'm kind of broke, 270 00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:48,507 and I could really use a break. 271 00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:51,005 We could always use a extra hand in the pit. 272 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,778 George, okay, we're not hiring some vagabond. Come on. 273 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,252 What do you say? 274 00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:58,360 Work a shift, we call it square. 275 00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,526 If you like it, you stay on. 276 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,663 Barbecue means many things around the world. 277 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,791 But in Texas, it means beef. 278 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,709 And we like to keep things simple. 279 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,227 Meat, salt, pepper, 280 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,387 and the fourth ingredient, 281 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,680 wood. 282 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,928 Now, our main smokers use a blend of hickory, 283 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,430 apple, mesquite, and cherry. 284 00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:27,187 Which one is this? 285 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,066 George, I got no idea. 286 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:36,152 Good barbecue is like a symphony, 287 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,147 playing on all five senses, 288 00:20:38,189 --> 00:20:41,436 and a skilled conductor can pick out each and every note. 289 00:20:41,477 --> 00:20:43,605 When in doubt, try tasting it. 290 00:20:44,063 --> 00:20:45,655 Ha, ha. You're adorable. 291 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,958 The reason brisket needs eight hours 292 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,580 is because of the stall. 293 00:20:51,672 --> 00:20:52,882 What's the stall? 294 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,884 The first hour or two, 295 00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:57,675 the temperature is steadily increasing 296 00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,592 until you reach about 160. 297 00:20:59,623 --> 00:21:02,118 Then you can get stuck there for about four, 298 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,749 five, even six hours. 299 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:06,519 See, the stall is where a... 300 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,561 kind of alchemy takes place. 301 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,585 You pull it at 210, 302 00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:14,374 let it rest for an hour, 303 00:21:14,405 --> 00:21:16,785 and always slice 304 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,866 against the grain. 305 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,541 Now, you see that look on your face right there, 306 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,460 that's what it's all about. 307 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,893 So what's up with all the floss? It's everywhere. 308 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,998 Taffy's big innovation and our trademark quirk. 309 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,354 - I think it's great. - Bullshit. 310 00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:44,205 Okay, I hate it. 311 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,103 We do all this 312 00:21:46,145 --> 00:21:49,458 and we leave our customers with a putrid chemical cinnamon. 313 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,811 It's a... air horn at the symphony. 314 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,191 Meat poet. Look at you. 315 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,361 These animals give their lives, 316 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,526 and I believe in honoring their sacrifice 317 00:22:01,557 --> 00:22:03,893 by using every last part of them. 318 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:07,710 Are those... 319 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,038 dicks? 320 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:11,921 Tongue. 321 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,522 It is my absolute favorite thing that we make here. 322 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,419 I use pecan just for this. 323 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,178 An unusual wood. 324 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,692 Hey. 325 00:22:30,238 --> 00:22:31,973 That smells different. 326 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,379 Does Mandy ever stay up here with you? 327 00:22:39,069 --> 00:22:41,048 She prefers the house in town. 328 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,655 - Must get boring. - Nah. 329 00:22:44,622 --> 00:22:46,217 Alone at night... 330 00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:48,931 I do my best thinking. 331 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,201 You can hear what the universe is trying to tell you. 332 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:55,321 Yeah. Sounds boring. 333 00:22:55,692 --> 00:22:57,268 You a movie guy? 334 00:22:57,836 --> 00:22:59,183 You like animals, right? 335 00:22:59,225 --> 00:23:01,214 So, let's see, we got "Babe"... 336 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,426 what else, "Charlotte's Web," 337 00:23:03,723 --> 00:23:05,050 and we got "Okja." 338 00:23:05,081 --> 00:23:06,723 I've only seen the first half of that one, 339 00:23:06,766 --> 00:23:08,337 but it's pretty cute so far. 340 00:23:09,528 --> 00:23:11,093 And there's... 341 00:23:41,911 --> 00:23:45,607 _ 342 00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:57,729 George? 343 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,861 I'm a murderer. 344 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,704 So I just said it. 345 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,538 Taffy, I'm out. 346 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,665 So I'm out. 347 00:24:19,683 --> 00:24:20,600 Wow. 348 00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:22,592 Good for you. 349 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,673 You know, it took guts to do that. 350 00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:27,318 And for what it's worth, I don't think you're a murderer. 351 00:24:27,349 --> 00:24:29,435 I think you're a good person, George. 352 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,055 You... 353 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,225 you live on the road, right? 354 00:24:36,139 --> 00:24:38,645 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I do. 355 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,981 So what's it like? 356 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,036 To leave everything behind 357 00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:46,911 and start fresh? 358 00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:48,752 Well, it's... 359 00:24:49,337 --> 00:24:50,504 it's easy. 360 00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,302 Too easy maybe. 361 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,847 A life of fresh starts. 362 00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:57,532 But it suits me. 363 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,723 And, yeah, and you get to meet all sorts of people 364 00:25:00,756 --> 00:25:02,531 and all sorts of lives. 365 00:25:02,591 --> 00:25:04,785 - All sorts of lies? - Lives. But... 366 00:25:05,685 --> 00:25:08,260 You know, sometimes I just, I take a map, 367 00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:10,042 I pick a spot, 368 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,770 and I head there. 369 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:14,764 So what are you going to do? 370 00:25:14,860 --> 00:25:16,612 I have no idea. 371 00:25:16,842 --> 00:25:19,594 And that should scare me, but it don't. 372 00:25:20,802 --> 00:25:23,304 - One thing I do know... - Charlie! 373 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,199 Where did you go? 374 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,847 I guess I kind of work here. 375 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,448 Well, I should probably go. 376 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,707 But, what's the one thing you know? 377 00:25:33,756 --> 00:25:35,842 - Don't leave me hanging. - Charlie! 378 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,204 Go on. I'll tell you later. 379 00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:40,733 I'll hold you to that. 380 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:44,127 Hope things don't get too hectic in the pit without me. 381 00:25:44,803 --> 00:25:47,775 Come on, I've had three whole days of training, 382 00:25:47,884 --> 00:25:49,878 I'm practically a pro. 383 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,302 Hot, hot, hot, holy hell. 384 00:25:52,355 --> 00:25:53,798 Hot, hot. 385 00:25:53,829 --> 00:25:56,032 - Geez. - You know, we have fire gloves. 386 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,849 What? God, great. 387 00:25:57,935 --> 00:26:00,518 Okay, your timing is just chef's kiss, Beto. 388 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,407 Another great show, Taffy. 389 00:26:14,801 --> 00:26:17,722 It's all about the details, my friend. All about the details. 390 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,553 How'd it go? 391 00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:37,305 Fine. 392 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:46,059 Beto, I can't find the paprika. 393 00:26:46,707 --> 00:26:48,524 Can you go ask George where it is? 394 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,028 It's... 395 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:01,856 Help! 396 00:27:02,869 --> 00:27:04,348 Help! 397 00:27:05,619 --> 00:27:07,157 Help! 398 00:27:07,505 --> 00:27:08,769 - Oh my God! - George! 399 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,252 You know, I know it's hard to move forward 400 00:27:21,315 --> 00:27:23,305 from a tragedy like this, 401 00:27:24,305 --> 00:27:26,807 but me and Mandy discussed this and... 402 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,199 we think the best way to honor 403 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,248 my brother George's memory is... 404 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,415 is by keeping Boyle's Barbecue goin' strong. 405 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:38,148 This place here brings people together. 406 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,744 Puts smiles on their faces, meat in their bellies. 407 00:27:40,965 --> 00:27:42,828 And I know that's what my brother George... 408 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,938 I know that's what he would have wanted. 409 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,667 Bullshit. 410 00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:50,038 Sheriff, I appreciate it. 411 00:27:54,356 --> 00:27:55,678 Hey... 412 00:27:56,182 --> 00:27:58,534 I think I'm gonna hit the road. 413 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,175 You gonna be alright in the kitchen without me? 414 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,767 It'll probably be easier. 415 00:28:03,878 --> 00:28:05,839 I appreciate the honesty. 416 00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:11,191 I know he was going through some heavy stuff, 417 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,210 but he seemed... 418 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,134 I don't know... 419 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:16,832 happy. 420 00:28:17,218 --> 00:28:18,586 I don't think that's so unusual 421 00:28:18,627 --> 00:28:20,708 once people have made up their minds. 422 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,591 You think it could have been an accident? 423 00:28:22,632 --> 00:28:25,254 Nah. Sheriff confirmed it was a suicide. 424 00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:28,356 He shut all the windows. He locked it from the inside. 425 00:28:29,133 --> 00:28:31,427 I had to force the door open myself. 426 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,338 George knew what he was doing. 427 00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,343 Alright, well... 428 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,438 Hey, 429 00:28:40,745 --> 00:28:42,989 if you see that fascist dog, 430 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,043 tell him he's a real asshole for me. 431 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,424 Here. 432 00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:55,278 And again, very happy to be in business with you. 433 00:28:55,309 --> 00:28:58,039 But we could have waited to finish the signing. 434 00:28:58,081 --> 00:29:00,156 We know you're in mourning. 435 00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:03,811 Look here, we appreciate your condolences. But as you know, 436 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,867 more than anything, my brother George 437 00:29:05,906 --> 00:29:08,072 cared about sharing his signature beef rub 438 00:29:08,118 --> 00:29:09,277 with the world. 439 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:12,664 Taffy and I just really feel it's important 440 00:29:12,706 --> 00:29:14,467 to make his dreams a reality. 441 00:29:14,597 --> 00:29:16,557 This last one is just an initial. 442 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,516 Welcome to the knitting circle 443 00:29:23,558 --> 00:29:25,216 with me, Cathy Jay. 444 00:29:25,258 --> 00:29:27,424 Today, I'll be debating the merits 445 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,429 of diamond honeycomb stitch, 446 00:29:29,471 --> 00:29:31,239 with a very special guest, 447 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,902 my dear friend Meryl Beauregard. 448 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:40,870 Shit... 449 00:29:52,568 --> 00:29:54,653 You poor dumb little turd. 450 00:29:57,986 --> 00:29:59,507 Asshole! 451 00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,408 He'll be fine after a few days' rest. 452 00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:11,080 I mean, what kind of a person runs a dog over 453 00:30:11,122 --> 00:30:14,313 - and then just leaves it there. - He wasn't run over. 454 00:30:14,555 --> 00:30:16,691 Someone beat him with a piece of wood. 455 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,498 - What's that now? - Yeah, it was brutal. 456 00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:22,490 I extracted those from his head wound. 457 00:30:23,502 --> 00:30:25,999 I'm also not certain this dog is entirely dog. 458 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,161 It could be up to 25 percent jackal. 459 00:30:28,888 --> 00:30:31,429 Behaviorally, that tracks. 460 00:30:31,659 --> 00:30:33,330 You can tell by the teeth. 461 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,710 One was ripped out recently. 462 00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:37,712 That's what first drew my attention to the... 463 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:39,534 What the fuck are you doing? 464 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,558 I thought you was leavin'. 465 00:31:02,269 --> 00:31:03,567 I am. Yeah. 466 00:31:03,598 --> 00:31:06,003 Just, doing a wood thing, 467 00:31:06,045 --> 00:31:07,655 'cause dog justice. 468 00:31:07,686 --> 00:31:09,271 - You don't care. - I don't care. 469 00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:30,200 We are done. 470 00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:33,007 Dallas guys are paid. It is over. 471 00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:36,470 No more bridge loan shit. 472 00:32:36,512 --> 00:32:37,970 Yes, I'm in agreement. 473 00:32:38,012 --> 00:32:40,460 There is going to be some changes around here. 474 00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,921 Okay. Change is good. Change is healthy. 475 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:46,031 From now on, I'm handling the finances. 476 00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:47,354 Look, 477 00:32:47,898 --> 00:32:50,232 we done what had to be done, right? 478 00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:54,182 Now we can move on with our lives. 479 00:32:55,779 --> 00:32:58,991 Yeah. Mandy, you thought of everything. 480 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,517 We should get back out there. 481 00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:09,420 Put on a good show. 482 00:33:17,622 --> 00:33:19,708 Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out, like, 483 00:33:19,749 --> 00:33:22,112 where was he, you know. When was the last time you saw him? 484 00:33:22,143 --> 00:33:23,294 Hey, Charlie. 485 00:33:23,779 --> 00:33:25,588 What are you doing here? Didn't you quit? 486 00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:26,821 Yeah, I did. 487 00:33:27,009 --> 00:33:28,758 I'm just trying to figure out... 488 00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:32,096 When was the last time you saw that fascist asshole dog? 489 00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:34,925 Okay. 490 00:33:35,308 --> 00:33:36,957 How about we talk in my office? 491 00:33:37,642 --> 00:33:39,879 Alright. What are you doing here, Charlie? 492 00:33:40,707 --> 00:33:43,514 You know, I think there's been a murder. 493 00:33:44,932 --> 00:33:46,276 Murder? 494 00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:48,551 Well, you know, not a murder 495 00:33:48,602 --> 00:33:50,488 but an attempted murder, so I... 496 00:33:50,855 --> 00:33:54,355 I think someone tried to kill that little shithead dog. 497 00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:55,961 A dog? 498 00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:00,081 You do know my brother just died, right? 499 00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:02,277 No, I know. And I'm very sorry. 500 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,604 I'm just trying to figure out what happened. 501 00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:08,798 So someone beat it with a log 502 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,827 over by your brother's trailer, which, I mean, I get it. 503 00:34:11,869 --> 00:34:13,397 That thing can be a real dick. 504 00:34:13,439 --> 00:34:15,430 But then they moved it. 505 00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,140 I mean, that's weird, right? 506 00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:18,475 What do you mean they moved it? 507 00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,181 Well, because of the pecan. 508 00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:21,644 The pee-what? 509 00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:22,979 The pecan wood? 510 00:34:23,374 --> 00:34:25,808 I could hear when I tasted... 511 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,110 there were traces 512 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:31,974 of pecan wood in the dog wounds. 513 00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,591 And that means 514 00:34:33,633 --> 00:34:35,801 the murder weapon came from... 515 00:34:35,843 --> 00:34:38,453 Okay. When did you become CSI? 516 00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:41,300 Look, it's just a dead dog in Texas. That's it. 517 00:34:41,349 --> 00:34:42,648 Well... 518 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,849 I mean, it's not just though. 519 00:34:45,891 --> 00:34:49,631 You've got two kind of mysterious incidents 520 00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:52,549 in very close proximity to each other. 521 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,882 My brother's death is not mysterious. 522 00:34:55,798 --> 00:34:56,957 It's tragic. 523 00:34:57,787 --> 00:34:59,042 Well... 524 00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:03,214 yeah, but now that we're talking it through... 525 00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:07,582 I think maybe the dog saw something 526 00:35:07,624 --> 00:35:09,205 related to your brother's death. 527 00:35:09,247 --> 00:35:11,736 - Like what? - Like, I don't know. 528 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,989 - Malfeasance. - Malfeasance? 529 00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:18,243 Something that someone didn't want it to see, 530 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:21,812 and they felt that the dog had to be silenced. 531 00:35:21,854 --> 00:35:25,208 I mean, you do know dogs can't talk, right? 532 00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:27,160 Well, nobody's saying dogs can talk. 533 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,755 So what are you saying, Charlie? 534 00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:32,340 Well... 535 00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:36,344 he said he'd tell me later. 536 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:38,292 The last time George and I talked, 537 00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:40,890 he said he'd tell me something later. 538 00:35:40,932 --> 00:35:42,633 And he believed it. 539 00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:46,575 And that means, you know, he thought he'd be alive 540 00:35:46,638 --> 00:35:48,056 at the end of the night. 541 00:35:48,327 --> 00:35:49,395 Look... 542 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:53,445 we're all taking this really hard, Charlie. 543 00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:56,614 Do you know I would give all of this up... 544 00:35:57,449 --> 00:35:58,930 to have my brother back. 545 00:35:58,996 --> 00:36:00,289 Bullshit. 546 00:36:03,038 --> 00:36:04,289 Sorry. 547 00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:12,464 You know what I think? 548 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:15,633 I think... 549 00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:20,041 you need to get the fuck out of town 550 00:36:20,294 --> 00:36:22,706 and don't show your face around here again. 551 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,310 Because in Texas, 552 00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:27,975 no matter if you're canine or other, 553 00:36:28,033 --> 00:36:30,664 we do not smile kindly on trespassers. 554 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:35,024 Is that purely decorative? 555 00:36:37,210 --> 00:36:38,907 Not entirely, no. 556 00:36:40,979 --> 00:36:42,327 Shit. 557 00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:52,292 Well, yeah, I know, but he basically said 558 00:36:52,323 --> 00:36:54,193 he'd shoot me if I go back there. 559 00:36:56,838 --> 00:37:00,091 Look, you might be right, but we don't have any proof. 560 00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:03,348 I don't know, I just say we move on, 561 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,889 fresh start, you know, put all this behind us. 562 00:37:08,186 --> 00:37:09,555 Avenge you? 563 00:37:09,734 --> 00:37:11,252 I don't even like you. 564 00:37:22,838 --> 00:37:24,840 Fine. Listen, you got to stay here. 565 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,214 Remember, you're a wanted bitch. 566 00:37:27,986 --> 00:37:30,375 Just... alright, I'll put on the sicko. 567 00:37:30,814 --> 00:37:32,009 I don't know about you, 568 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,712 but what I do in the bathroom 569 00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:36,181 definitely ain't "gender neutral." 570 00:37:38,317 --> 00:37:39,693 Just don't bark. 571 00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:36,232 I'm so sorry, Taffy. 572 00:38:38,109 --> 00:38:39,736 Thank you. 573 00:39:23,681 --> 00:39:26,642 An air horn at the symphony. 574 00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:27,218 The heck are you doin'? 575 00:40:33,481 --> 00:40:36,158 You might say that's impossible. 576 00:40:36,202 --> 00:40:38,036 The door was locked from the inside, 577 00:40:38,077 --> 00:40:40,815 but that's where the cinnamon floss comes into play. 578 00:40:40,974 --> 00:40:43,310 Right? Cinnamon floss? 579 00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:47,515 I guess I'm not over the part where you're a human lie detector. 580 00:40:47,563 --> 00:40:50,147 Yeah, I know. It'ss crazy, but... 581 00:40:50,204 --> 00:40:52,122 My favorite color is yellow. 582 00:40:52,981 --> 00:40:53,904 Bullshit. 583 00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:56,122 - I grew up in Old Dime Box. - Bullshit. 584 00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:57,791 I grew up in Tanglewood. 585 00:41:01,086 --> 00:41:02,467 Wow. 586 00:41:03,157 --> 00:41:05,451 You ever gamble? 'Cause you could make a killing? 587 00:41:07,592 --> 00:41:08,843 Nah. 588 00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:12,681 I loved my husband. 589 00:41:13,598 --> 00:41:15,018 How about that one? 590 00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:20,813 Out of my purview. 591 00:41:22,607 --> 00:41:25,695 I loved how much he loved what he did. 592 00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:27,849 And then one day he wakes up 593 00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:30,724 and decides he hates the thing that he devoted his life to. 594 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,197 He thinks it's murder. 595 00:41:35,286 --> 00:41:37,427 I can only imagine that. 596 00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:40,307 I still don't believe he wanted to die. 597 00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:44,713 Malfeasance, you said. 598 00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:45,880 Yeah. 599 00:41:46,589 --> 00:41:47,882 I think so. 600 00:41:51,636 --> 00:41:52,739 Well... 601 00:41:53,099 --> 00:41:55,231 I mean, Taffy's got a solid alibi. 602 00:41:55,275 --> 00:41:57,194 We all heard him on the radio. 603 00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:05,768 These Chinese sonar attacks 604 00:42:05,809 --> 00:42:07,767 have caused a 30 percent increase 605 00:42:07,806 --> 00:42:10,196 in homosexuality amongst our teens. 606 00:42:10,248 --> 00:42:12,791 Their beams are able to traverse vast differences... 607 00:42:12,884 --> 00:42:14,617 - My God, bullshit. - and unlock the hormones 608 00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:16,661 associated with unholy desires! 609 00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:20,889 And I'm going to tell you how to protect yourself 610 00:42:20,931 --> 00:42:22,106 from these sonar attacks. 611 00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:24,333 But, up first, one of my favorite records, 612 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,311 "Filles de Kilimanjaro" by Miles Davis. 613 00:42:27,391 --> 00:42:28,475 Enjoy. 614 00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:32,902 Hey, how can I help you? 615 00:42:32,944 --> 00:42:35,413 Hanky T. Pickens. 616 00:42:35,597 --> 00:42:38,414 Wait, all this, it's all a gag? 617 00:42:38,713 --> 00:42:41,353 I knew you didn't really believe any of this crap. 618 00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:43,307 Yeah. Well, I also hate jazz, 619 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,361 but, that doesn't stop me from doing 620 00:42:45,392 --> 00:42:48,610 Midnight Cool with Dr. James. 621 00:42:48,651 --> 00:42:51,577 My God. The doctor is in... 622 00:42:51,621 --> 00:42:54,383 - the groove. - The groove. 623 00:42:54,665 --> 00:42:55,833 Yeah. 624 00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:57,285 Wow. 625 00:42:57,327 --> 00:43:00,830 Yeah, I have logged a lot of miles listening to you, man. 626 00:43:00,872 --> 00:43:03,333 You're blowing my mind right now. What else do you do? 627 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:05,590 The Morning Buzz with Jimmy the Jerk. 628 00:43:05,631 --> 00:43:06,306 No. 629 00:43:06,352 --> 00:43:09,051 The Knitting Circle with Cathy Jay. 630 00:43:09,102 --> 00:43:10,352 Fucking Cathy. 631 00:43:10,383 --> 00:43:12,854 Y la Poderosa Super 632 00:43:12,895 --> 00:43:15,155 con DJ Sanchez. 633 00:43:16,055 --> 00:43:18,139 I'm not sure that one's cool to do anymore. 634 00:43:18,181 --> 00:43:20,460 Yeah. You know, I was a theater major in school, 635 00:43:20,502 --> 00:43:22,686 and there's a lot of hours to fill in here. 636 00:43:23,509 --> 00:43:25,603 You work at, at Boyle's, right? 637 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:28,519 - Yeah. How do you know that? - You kind of smell like a fireplace. 638 00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:31,286 But not in a bad way. 639 00:43:31,611 --> 00:43:33,273 Yeah, I guess 640 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,510 I came here to scope out, 641 00:43:35,595 --> 00:43:37,117 poke around something. 642 00:43:37,158 --> 00:43:39,754 I don't know what I actually thought I'd find. 643 00:43:39,796 --> 00:43:42,617 Were you here for last night's BBQ-and-A? 644 00:43:42,670 --> 00:43:43,626 Sure, sure. 645 00:43:44,296 --> 00:43:45,964 Taffy brings me brisket. 646 00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:49,391 Did he... 647 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,830 leave at any point during the show? 648 00:43:52,955 --> 00:43:55,307 No. I was sitting right out there the whole time, 649 00:43:55,338 --> 00:43:56,712 and he never came out. 650 00:43:57,429 --> 00:43:59,556 Can I ask you a weird favor? 651 00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:10,608 When were you gonna tell me you beat a dog 652 00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:12,286 within an inch of its life? 653 00:44:15,817 --> 00:44:17,382 I wasn't. 654 00:44:17,878 --> 00:44:18,937 Well, 655 00:44:19,359 --> 00:44:20,987 now we've got a big problem. 656 00:44:22,914 --> 00:44:25,169 Here you go. Whole BBQ hour from last night. 657 00:44:26,065 --> 00:44:27,858 Wow. Thanks for your help. 658 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:29,156 Literally any time. 659 00:44:29,218 --> 00:44:31,262 I cannot overstate how bored I am. 660 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,011 I think I know how he did it. 661 00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:39,631 Charlie. 662 00:44:40,108 --> 00:44:41,176 You scared me. 663 00:44:41,206 --> 00:44:43,434 I've been listening to last night's show, 664 00:44:43,476 --> 00:44:46,799 and there's this 16-minute stretch 665 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,175 with no live calls, 666 00:44:48,216 --> 00:44:50,982 where Taffy's just going on about sausage. 667 00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:53,259 So if he had prerecorded that, 668 00:44:53,301 --> 00:44:56,571 well, he could have snuck out and killed George then. 669 00:44:57,492 --> 00:44:59,896 Wow, that's, I mean, that's crazy. 670 00:44:59,951 --> 00:45:01,949 But would that have been enough time? 671 00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:04,556 Well, actually, yes. I tested it. 672 00:45:08,854 --> 00:45:10,587 Fuck you, Dog. 673 00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:13,922 Dog. 674 00:45:19,969 --> 00:45:21,763 The one piece I can't figure out is that 675 00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:23,461 in order to have prerecorded that, 676 00:45:23,503 --> 00:45:25,264 he would have had to know that he was going to get 677 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,031 a question about hot links. 678 00:45:28,011 --> 00:45:29,101 He did. 679 00:45:29,398 --> 00:45:31,634 - He did? - He asked me to cue him. 680 00:45:31,676 --> 00:45:33,125 It's something we've done before 681 00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:35,253 when we're trying to move a particular cut of meat. 682 00:45:35,295 --> 00:45:37,520 Like you just go up to someone who's eating it? 683 00:45:37,562 --> 00:45:38,659 Yeah. 684 00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:39,747 Wow. So, 685 00:45:40,114 --> 00:45:41,351 I mean, this is, 686 00:45:41,394 --> 00:45:43,342 this is some serious shit, Charlie. 687 00:45:43,384 --> 00:45:46,037 I mean, this is a murder accusation. 688 00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:48,206 - Can you prove it? - Prove it? 689 00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,333 What, like cop prove it, prove it? 690 00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:52,123 No, very much not. 691 00:45:52,164 --> 00:45:54,534 But goddamn, I swear, there's a piece missing. 692 00:45:54,576 --> 00:45:57,213 You know, something that would tie the whole room together. 693 00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,360 It's right on the edge of my brain 694 00:45:59,401 --> 00:46:01,076 just driving me nuts. 695 00:46:01,118 --> 00:46:03,215 Well, if you do find real proof, 696 00:46:03,256 --> 00:46:04,973 you come to me first, okay? 697 00:46:05,015 --> 00:46:06,949 I'm tight with the sheriff, 698 00:46:07,285 --> 00:46:09,172 and we can go to him together. 699 00:46:10,395 --> 00:46:12,022 Good night, Charlie. 700 00:46:13,606 --> 00:46:15,108 Paprika. 701 00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:20,992 Paprika? 702 00:46:21,281 --> 00:46:24,534 Yeah, just this stupid little thing that's been bugging me. 703 00:46:24,576 --> 00:46:27,474 'Cause mostly when people lie, 704 00:46:27,515 --> 00:46:29,476 it's for some dumb "who cares" reason, 705 00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:30,984 which I'm sure this is. 706 00:46:31,026 --> 00:46:32,882 So last night in the kitchen, 707 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:35,378 you said you didn't know where the paprika was, 708 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:37,419 but you did know. 709 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:40,592 So why were you lying about the paprika? 710 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,940 It was hectic. 711 00:46:47,098 --> 00:46:49,130 There was a lot going on, 712 00:46:49,172 --> 00:46:51,246 and I wanted Beto to find it. 713 00:46:52,495 --> 00:46:53,730 To find it? 714 00:46:57,567 --> 00:46:58,610 Right. 715 00:47:00,278 --> 00:47:01,820 Look, Charlie, 716 00:47:02,179 --> 00:47:03,465 I like you. 717 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:07,075 And if Taffy really is who you say he is, then... 718 00:47:07,452 --> 00:47:09,923 well, he must be very dangerous. 719 00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:13,859 For your own safety, I think your best move is 720 00:47:13,901 --> 00:47:15,237 to hit the road, 721 00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:17,206 get a fresh start. 722 00:47:26,989 --> 00:47:27,989 Geez. 723 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,117 God, I told you to be quiet. 724 00:47:32,177 --> 00:47:34,164 I'm trying to think. 725 00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,600 Hey. 726 00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:06,636 Hey. Didn't I tell you not to show your face around here again? 727 00:48:06,678 --> 00:48:09,440 I know what you did, you shit-kicking psycho. 728 00:48:09,482 --> 00:48:11,224 Why don't you do me a favor and just get out? 729 00:48:11,265 --> 00:48:12,784 Nope. 'Cause I got proof. 730 00:48:12,826 --> 00:48:14,168 Cop proof. 731 00:48:14,209 --> 00:48:17,083 Something you missed, and it's going to put you away. 732 00:48:17,303 --> 00:48:18,906 - Really? - Well, at first, 733 00:48:18,947 --> 00:48:20,650 it was a lot of little things. 734 00:48:20,692 --> 00:48:22,228 Dog tooth in the ashes, 735 00:48:22,238 --> 00:48:24,059 cinnamon floss, George's beer. 736 00:48:24,207 --> 00:48:26,480 You know, I sniffed the bottle, and it didn't smell like anything. 737 00:48:26,521 --> 00:48:29,630 And I thought, what are you doing, Charlie? You're not a poison sniffer. 738 00:48:29,661 --> 00:48:32,746 And anyway, you wouldn't use a poison that would show up in an autopsy. 739 00:48:32,787 --> 00:48:35,415 You'd use Ambien or something. 740 00:48:35,457 --> 00:48:37,625 But what does Ambien even smell like? 741 00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:39,085 But what's weird was 742 00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,713 it really didn't smell like anything. 743 00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:43,220 I mean, not even beer. 744 00:48:43,262 --> 00:48:45,842 You see, someone had washed out the bottle. 745 00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:48,553 I mean, who washes out a bottle of beer? 746 00:48:49,565 --> 00:48:51,723 So you think George was killed 747 00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:53,475 because somebody rinsed out a beer bottle? 748 00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:56,018 Well, then there was your radio show. 749 00:48:56,060 --> 00:48:58,088 I listened to it over and over, 750 00:48:58,130 --> 00:49:00,095 like I was Gene Hackman or something. 751 00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:02,634 - Gene Hackman? - I was looking for a sound. 752 00:49:02,676 --> 00:49:06,321 Something that would prove that you recorded it ahead of time. 753 00:49:06,363 --> 00:49:07,906 And I found nothing. 754 00:49:07,947 --> 00:49:09,228 Of course, you didn't. 755 00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:11,618 But then I realized it wasn't a sound. 756 00:49:11,659 --> 00:49:14,437 It was the absence of a sound. 757 00:49:14,479 --> 00:49:16,956 Sort of like the beer but for the ears. 758 00:49:16,990 --> 00:49:20,841 The truth train. You know, it goes by every hour on the quarter. 759 00:49:20,923 --> 00:49:22,741 I... You can hear it in all the other shows. 760 00:49:22,782 --> 00:49:25,431 You should have been able to hear it in last night's BBQ-and-A, 761 00:49:25,473 --> 00:49:27,384 but it's not there. 762 00:49:38,114 --> 00:49:39,967 _ 763 00:49:48,071 --> 00:49:49,739 So, let me get this straight. 764 00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:54,600 You think that I could be charged for murder 765 00:49:55,578 --> 00:49:57,896 because you didn't hear the sound of a... 766 00:49:58,673 --> 00:49:59,994 a train. 767 00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:05,953 Probably not. 768 00:50:06,715 --> 00:50:08,928 But that's when I found the real proof. 769 00:50:09,217 --> 00:50:12,236 The thing that's gonna put your ass away. 770 00:50:12,277 --> 00:50:14,806 Well, I'm going to explain it to you 771 00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,933 in great detail right now. 772 00:50:16,975 --> 00:50:18,510 You see... 773 00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:32,131 - Hello? - We're fucked. 774 00:50:32,172 --> 00:50:34,049 She's got us dead to rights. 775 00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:35,590 Taffy? 776 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,747 - What are you talking about? - That nasty little blonde. 777 00:50:38,788 --> 00:50:40,816 She can prove we killed George. 778 00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:42,542 Wha...? 779 00:50:42,584 --> 00:50:45,422 Okay, calm down, Taffy. Tell me what happened. 780 00:50:45,464 --> 00:50:48,327 I'm going to call the sheriff. Tell him everything. Maybe he'll cut us a deal. 781 00:50:48,715 --> 00:50:50,382 Taffy, do not. 782 00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:53,043 That is the last thing we should do. 783 00:50:53,084 --> 00:50:54,137 I'm scared, baby. 784 00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:56,806 I'm so scared. I can't go to prison. 785 00:50:58,892 --> 00:51:01,550 Well, maybe if you'd stuck to my plan 786 00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:03,043 and hadn't attacked that fuckin' dog, 787 00:51:03,111 --> 00:51:04,696 she wouldn't be on to us. 788 00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:09,486 Don't do anything. 789 00:51:10,653 --> 00:51:12,563 I'll be there in 10 minutes. 790 00:51:15,337 --> 00:51:17,506 See you soon, sweetheart. 791 00:51:18,119 --> 00:51:19,871 Which seems inconsequential 792 00:51:19,913 --> 00:51:21,529 until you consider the atmospherics. 793 00:51:21,570 --> 00:51:23,519 The high yesterday was 72 degrees. 794 00:51:23,561 --> 00:51:25,085 Humidity: 84 percent. 795 00:51:25,126 --> 00:51:27,999 Wind: Four miles per hour from the east. 796 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:30,632 Not an unusual set of conditions 797 00:51:30,674 --> 00:51:32,092 in and of themselves, 798 00:51:32,133 --> 00:51:34,313 but nothing exists in a vacuum. 799 00:51:34,344 --> 00:51:38,231 Consider: Do you know the smoke point of hickory? 800 00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:40,996 - No. - 570 degrees. 801 00:51:41,038 --> 00:51:43,298 That's 570 degrees. 802 00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:46,652 I'm going to let you ponder the implications of that for a moment. 803 00:51:46,694 --> 00:51:49,397 Charlie, what the fuck are you talking about? 804 00:51:49,438 --> 00:51:51,600 Look, look, I've been hearing your bullshit 805 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,492 this whole time for 20 minutes straight, 806 00:51:53,533 --> 00:51:55,373 and it doesn't make any fuckin' sense. 807 00:51:55,414 --> 00:51:58,118 Now, for Pete's sake, could you do me a favor 808 00:51:58,159 --> 00:52:01,287 and just let me know what this undeniable evidence is? 809 00:52:03,373 --> 00:52:04,826 It doesn't matter. 810 00:52:05,071 --> 00:52:06,082 What? 811 00:52:06,339 --> 00:52:08,875 Doesn't matter. Because I just got a confession, so. 812 00:52:08,906 --> 00:52:12,298 - I haven't confessed to anything. - No, not yours. 813 00:52:12,573 --> 00:52:14,354 What the hell is all this? 814 00:52:15,343 --> 00:52:17,121 It's what your brother taught me. 815 00:52:17,222 --> 00:52:19,264 The most important part of the cook... 816 00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,016 it's the stall. 817 00:52:24,803 --> 00:52:25,910 What? 818 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:27,981 There he is! 819 00:52:28,023 --> 00:52:30,358 There's my husband's killer. 820 00:52:35,405 --> 00:52:37,407 Which will conclusively prove 821 00:52:37,449 --> 00:52:38,928 George Soros' role 822 00:52:38,969 --> 00:52:41,119 in orchestrating the plandemic. 823 00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:43,569 But first, dear patriots, 824 00:52:43,611 --> 00:52:46,135 the truth train has brought us a conspiracy 825 00:52:46,177 --> 00:52:47,792 in our own backyard. 826 00:52:47,834 --> 00:52:50,086 Now, you may think you know the story, 827 00:52:50,128 --> 00:52:52,690 brotherly bloodshed at Boyle's Barbecue 828 00:52:52,732 --> 00:52:55,258 where the side of the day is fratricide. 829 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:57,782 But it turns out there's one more layer 830 00:52:57,823 --> 00:53:00,597 of this bloomin' onion left to peel back. 831 00:53:00,638 --> 00:53:03,395 Now, feast your ears on this. 832 00:53:04,070 --> 00:53:06,174 I'm scared, baby. I'm so scared. 833 00:53:06,205 --> 00:53:07,604 I can't go to prison. 834 00:53:07,645 --> 00:53:10,251 Well, maybe if you'd stuck to my plan 835 00:53:10,293 --> 00:53:11,841 and hadn't attacked that fuckin' dog, 836 00:53:11,890 --> 00:53:13,559 she wouldn't be on to us. 837 00:53:15,290 --> 00:53:16,495 Shit. 838 00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:18,948 Now, it's like I always say, 839 00:53:18,990 --> 00:53:21,868 there's a whole lot of bullshit out there. 840 00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:25,622 So I'd like to give a special shoutout to the truth tellers. 841 00:53:25,663 --> 00:53:27,679 Those real-life heroes 842 00:53:27,761 --> 00:53:30,094 that can sniff it on out. 843 00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:33,421 See, they're our only hope against Soros, 844 00:53:33,470 --> 00:53:35,847 Pelosi, the Zionists, 845 00:53:35,889 --> 00:53:37,017 the Mexicans, 846 00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:38,862 the snowflakes, 847 00:53:38,970 --> 00:53:40,764 and the local... 848 00:53:47,972 --> 00:53:50,153 Stay strong, truth tellers. 849 00:53:50,605 --> 00:53:52,196 Stay strong. 850 00:54:00,617 --> 00:54:05,682 CREDITS