1 00:00:20,305 --> 00:00:23,094 CREDITS 2 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,264 _ 3 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,975 _ 4 00:02:17,852 --> 00:02:19,758 Alright. Alright. 5 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,326 You guys liked the last time I showed you 6 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,029 how to make an off-the-menu sandwich. 7 00:02:23,071 --> 00:02:25,588 So tonight, I'm going to do it again. 8 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:28,440 First, you want to start with your Italian herb cheese bread. 9 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,984 Add your chipotle, garlic aioli. 10 00:02:31,037 --> 00:02:32,524 If you know, you know. 11 00:02:32,555 --> 00:02:36,364 And what I'm doing now is tessellating the cheese. 12 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:39,985 You know, I used to get asked all the time what happens after TikTok. 13 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,933 And to be honest, that question used to freak me out, 14 00:02:41,975 --> 00:02:43,699 especially when I got out of the Marines. 15 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:46,044 A year ago, I was filled with feelings 16 00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:47,997 of lostness and despair. 17 00:02:48,039 --> 00:02:49,472 And if you know, you know. 18 00:02:49,514 --> 00:02:52,784 But for now, I'm going to stick with my sandwich content 19 00:02:52,826 --> 00:02:55,947 because I get to express my creativity. 20 00:02:55,989 --> 00:02:58,762 And I am so excited about the different aioli permutations 21 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,134 and the different possibilities of ham. 22 00:03:01,175 --> 00:03:03,108 And later, I want to do some good in the world, 23 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,258 like going into, public service, 24 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:08,897 and I am also open to becoming a YouTuber. 25 00:03:09,072 --> 00:03:12,149 Now, guys, you know I do not do it for the likes, 26 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:15,356 but I think it would be really cool 27 00:03:15,398 --> 00:03:19,282 if we can hit 100K for the boys tonight. 28 00:03:21,342 --> 00:03:22,469 Hey. 29 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:23,979 Hey. 30 00:03:24,021 --> 00:03:25,606 - Hey. - Hey. 31 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:28,108 So where are we going today? 32 00:03:28,796 --> 00:03:30,027 Ooh, Hawaii. 33 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,907 Took me forever to find that one. 34 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,169 - Have you been? - _ 35 00:03:37,211 --> 00:03:39,004 Oh, yeah. Me and Hawaii. All the time. 36 00:03:39,046 --> 00:03:41,423 Okay. Well, if I win, I'll take you. 37 00:03:42,216 --> 00:03:43,774 Well, you better win soon, 38 00:03:43,816 --> 00:03:47,221 because I think my professor said Hawaii is going to be underwater 39 00:03:47,262 --> 00:03:49,421 in, like, 30 years. 40 00:04:02,361 --> 00:04:03,570 Hey, Sara. 41 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:05,443 Hey. 42 00:04:05,823 --> 00:04:06,971 Hey, Jed. 43 00:04:09,493 --> 00:04:12,765 So I don't know if you saw, 44 00:04:12,807 --> 00:04:16,417 but there's going to be a meteor shower, 45 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:19,211 and it's supposed to be 46 00:04:19,253 --> 00:04:21,918 really, really beautiful. 47 00:04:22,737 --> 00:04:26,242 I'm going to watch from Abe's roof. If you... 48 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:31,010 If both of you want to come. 49 00:04:31,473 --> 00:04:33,795 Well, you know, we're on our shift, 50 00:04:33,836 --> 00:04:35,820 so maybe another time. 51 00:04:38,188 --> 00:04:40,383 Well, this only happens once 52 00:04:40,707 --> 00:04:42,982 every 33 years, but yeah. 53 00:04:43,288 --> 00:04:44,488 Okay. 54 00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:53,034 Is he bothering you? 55 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:54,830 - Jed? - Yeah. 56 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:57,377 You know, I learned to naturally tune this sense. 57 00:04:57,419 --> 00:05:00,127 Like, I can smell it when someone's more dangerous than they look. 58 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,694 Kept me alive out there. 59 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,673 - This was in Afghanistan? - San Diego. 60 00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:00,922 Abe cool with you coming up here? 61 00:06:03,774 --> 00:06:06,178 I turn off the security cameras. 62 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,446 Mind if I... 63 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:14,076 - Go ahead. - Thanks. 64 00:06:19,581 --> 00:06:21,319 So, is Sara coming? 65 00:06:23,196 --> 00:06:24,321 No. 66 00:06:24,574 --> 00:06:27,089 No, but, you know, I've seen you watch her 67 00:06:27,131 --> 00:06:28,654 from up here at night. 68 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:31,879 I can see everything from up here. 69 00:06:32,622 --> 00:06:34,020 Like I'm a god. 70 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,540 Do you see that truck? 71 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,129 Why is it parked so far away from all the others? 72 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,423 Like, not even in range of the cameras. 73 00:06:42,465 --> 00:06:44,164 I don't know. 74 00:06:44,384 --> 00:06:47,452 Whoever's driving that truck has something to hide. 75 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,135 You know what you've got? 76 00:06:50,506 --> 00:06:51,676 Perception. 77 00:06:52,392 --> 00:06:54,213 Yeah. I notice a lot of stuff. 78 00:06:54,255 --> 00:06:57,856 Yeah, man. Perception like that, in the military, that's gold. 79 00:06:57,897 --> 00:06:59,625 You could be like a really good sniper... 80 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,276 The military fucks you up, man. 81 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:03,884 All that PTSD and shit? 82 00:07:04,028 --> 00:07:06,851 Those guys, they could, like, snap at any moment. 83 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:09,576 Dude, you watch way too many movies. 84 00:07:10,743 --> 00:07:12,287 I don't like movies. 85 00:07:15,457 --> 00:07:17,402 Hey, listen, man. 86 00:07:17,530 --> 00:07:19,005 What... man? 87 00:07:19,036 --> 00:07:21,586 Hey, I'm not trying to recruit you or something, okay. 88 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:24,373 I actually don't think the military is for you, okay. 89 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:28,511 But what I'm saying is is that it showed me 90 00:07:28,553 --> 00:07:31,018 how big the world actually is. 91 00:07:31,431 --> 00:07:33,347 And I know you grew up here. 92 00:07:33,855 --> 00:07:35,385 And when the world seems small, 93 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:36,644 it's easy to start... 94 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:40,202 obsessing over things. 95 00:07:42,181 --> 00:07:43,683 What are you talking about? 96 00:07:43,943 --> 00:07:46,900 You've got to leave Sara alone. 97 00:07:53,787 --> 00:07:56,452 - Did she say something? - I just think you're... 98 00:07:56,956 --> 00:07:58,708 you know, creeping her out a bit. 99 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:02,295 - Creeping her out? - Yeah. 100 00:08:02,326 --> 00:08:04,316 You got binoculars and shit, man. 101 00:08:04,366 --> 00:08:05,435 Yeah. 102 00:08:06,121 --> 00:08:07,813 I think if she had a problem with me, 103 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,928 she would tell me, you know, not you. 104 00:08:11,368 --> 00:08:12,722 I mean, who the fuck are you? 105 00:08:12,821 --> 00:08:14,777 I mean, you're, you're what? You've been here 106 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,642 a month at best. 107 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:19,545 I'm the one who welcomed her here when her family first came into town, 108 00:08:19,587 --> 00:08:20,993 I was the one, okay. 109 00:08:21,035 --> 00:08:22,273 - Chill out, man, I... - Way before 110 00:08:22,315 --> 00:08:23,840 you ever were even in this town! 111 00:08:23,882 --> 00:08:25,360 I didn't mean it like that, okay. 112 00:08:25,401 --> 00:08:28,121 You know, maybe you're the one who's creeping her out. 113 00:08:28,162 --> 00:08:30,621 Do you ever think about that with your, with your sandwiches, 114 00:08:30,663 --> 00:08:32,951 you fucking psycho killer soldier boy. 115 00:08:32,992 --> 00:08:34,731 I think you need to calm down, alright? 116 00:08:34,773 --> 00:08:37,216 - No, no, no, you need to calm down! - Hey, I'm just saying, I get it. 117 00:08:37,257 --> 00:08:38,414 No! Nobody gets it... 118 00:08:38,456 --> 00:08:40,291 Hey, hey... 119 00:08:47,669 --> 00:08:49,449 What you're describing 120 00:08:49,932 --> 00:08:51,566 is monotony. 121 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:55,726 Okay, when I was in the Marines, most days, all I did 122 00:08:56,057 --> 00:09:00,395 was paperwork over and over and over again, inventory. 123 00:09:00,436 --> 00:09:02,884 And when I would finish, sometimes they would just shred it, 124 00:09:02,926 --> 00:09:05,108 and I'd have to do the whole thing all over again. 125 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,776 Days just blur together. 126 00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:09,248 No one cares what you do or what you can, 127 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:10,947 your creativity. 128 00:09:10,989 --> 00:09:13,151 Feels like there's no way out, right? 129 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:15,034 Like there's no future. 130 00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:33,245 Sometimes I think to myself... 131 00:09:35,555 --> 00:09:38,892 whenever I fix up a car, I think like, what if I just... 132 00:09:39,893 --> 00:09:42,270 climbed in the trunk and hid. 133 00:09:45,231 --> 00:09:49,110 I'd get a thousand miles away before anyone noticed. 134 00:09:50,278 --> 00:09:52,906 Hey, you'll make it out of here someday. 135 00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:55,992 Yeah. 136 00:09:57,128 --> 00:09:58,463 Bullshit. 137 00:10:06,246 --> 00:10:07,998 Times I sit up here, 138 00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:11,633 I think there's a limited amount of luck in the universe. 139 00:10:11,881 --> 00:10:13,551 They give it out when you're born 140 00:10:13,593 --> 00:10:16,344 and you either get it or you don't. 141 00:10:16,478 --> 00:10:18,631 Luck is something that we created 142 00:10:18,672 --> 00:10:21,068 to make sense of the things that we can't change. 143 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:23,561 Right. Mr. Celebrity. 144 00:10:23,603 --> 00:10:26,231 Hey. Hey. I did that. 145 00:10:26,272 --> 00:10:29,067 Okay? That wasn't luck. I made that happen. 146 00:10:29,109 --> 00:10:30,977 I focused on what I could control 147 00:10:31,019 --> 00:10:34,039 like making sandwiches and spreading positivity 148 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,698 globally through my TikToks. 149 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:38,891 And the rest of it is just chaos. 150 00:10:39,216 --> 00:10:41,987 Like this. Right? 151 00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:46,918 If I did this every single day 152 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,088 and I thought, man, I'm going to win. 153 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:52,590 I'm going to get out of here and start a new life, 154 00:10:52,632 --> 00:10:54,759 get that new iPhone 13. 155 00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:57,137 If I did that every single day, 156 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,763 I would feel like a loser. 157 00:10:59,011 --> 00:11:01,266 Nah, fuck that, man. 158 00:11:01,307 --> 00:11:04,102 I do it because it's fun, you know. 159 00:11:04,144 --> 00:11:07,008 It's something I can do. It's a moment. 160 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,492 It makes Sara smile. It's something to do. 161 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,475 And that makes it all the more... 162 00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:12,904 Holy shit. 163 00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:16,058 What? 164 00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:17,731 I think I won. 165 00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:20,201 No. 166 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,996 No, yeah. 167 00:11:23,913 --> 00:11:25,165 How much? 168 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,334 $25,000. 169 00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:33,840 Holy shit, man. Sara's gonna flip. 170 00:11:47,854 --> 00:11:49,189 Alright. 171 00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:15,648 911. What's your emergency? 172 00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:19,906 I'm calling from 421, Route 66. 173 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,923 I think I just saw a murder. 174 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:52,204 For goddamn... Shit. 175 00:18:05,732 --> 00:18:08,627 Well, first there was a pop and then a, a rattle, 176 00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:12,113 but like a flutter rattle, an irregular flutter rattle. 177 00:18:12,155 --> 00:18:13,647 And then, I don't know how, 178 00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:15,778 but a steam explosion was kind of the kicker. 179 00:18:15,819 --> 00:18:17,243 I thought, that's not right. So... 180 00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:20,580 Without these things turned up, I can't hear a word. 181 00:18:22,197 --> 00:18:23,830 It's busted. 182 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,607 - Okay, can you fix it? - I can. 183 00:18:26,753 --> 00:18:28,759 Well, with parts and labor and, you know, 184 00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:31,257 the best fair price I can offer you is, 185 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,456 $400. 186 00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:34,997 Shit. 187 00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:36,908 That's a fair price. 188 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,390 No, no, it's shockingly honest. 189 00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:40,850 Well, it's on the sign. 190 00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:42,894 Yeah, yeah, it's just... 191 00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:46,771 Shit. Alright, so, how long will that take? 192 00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:48,588 Well, we're closing up for the night, 193 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,704 so here's what we're gonna do. 194 00:18:50,745 --> 00:18:53,154 Tomorrow morning, you come by 8:00 a.m., 195 00:18:53,196 --> 00:18:55,149 put a bunch of cash in my hands, 196 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,510 20 minutes later, I'll have you on the road. 197 00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,494 Dude, 20 minutes. Can't you just... 198 00:18:59,536 --> 00:19:02,444 Well, you know, it's "Top Chef tonight." Sorry. 199 00:19:03,248 --> 00:19:05,333 "Top Chef." Well, God forbid. 200 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,460 Yeah, well, we can stow your car gratis. 201 00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:10,655 We've got security cameras, so it'll be safe. 202 00:19:10,922 --> 00:19:13,800 Hell, I'll get my nephew to move the car. Jed! 203 00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:17,830 Take this car around the side. 204 00:19:18,513 --> 00:19:20,407 This would be a nice car... 205 00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:22,432 if you took care of it. 206 00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:33,009 Hey, man, is there a motel or something around here? 207 00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:36,656 Well, there used to be, but it burned down. 208 00:19:36,698 --> 00:19:39,159 So, 20 minutes down the road, 209 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,286 there's a bunch of motels. 210 00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:42,661 Yeah, you'll be fine. 211 00:19:42,737 --> 00:19:44,823 But your car's not going anywhere. 212 00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:46,601 So... 213 00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:50,819 Hey, you mind if I try something a little different 214 00:19:50,861 --> 00:19:53,506 with the cheese-sauce combo? Just something I've been working on. 215 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,494 - Go nuts. - Thank you. 216 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,014 Hey, do you have a bathroom? 217 00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:08,730 Yeah, but it's for employees only. 218 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,893 But if you go past the minimart to the rest stop, 219 00:20:11,935 --> 00:20:13,526 there is a public bathroom. 220 00:20:13,568 --> 00:20:15,069 It's not too gross. 221 00:20:25,663 --> 00:20:27,165 - Meteor shower tonight. - Fuck! 222 00:20:27,207 --> 00:20:28,833 Son of a... 223 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,085 Yeah. Okay. 224 00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:34,380 Leonids. 225 00:20:37,902 --> 00:20:38,903 Okay. 226 00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:17,359 That's what happens in here. 227 00:21:17,549 --> 00:21:18,800 Yeah, it is. 228 00:21:23,304 --> 00:21:24,709 Laundry day. 229 00:21:25,598 --> 00:21:27,600 Bleeding through your shirt day. 230 00:21:29,435 --> 00:21:31,264 Gunshot wound day. 231 00:21:32,105 --> 00:21:34,781 Mind your own business day. 232 00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:36,818 Please. Thank you. 233 00:21:38,903 --> 00:21:41,499 Just because you're wearing your underwear inside out 234 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:43,084 doesn't mean it's really clean. 235 00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:45,827 That trick only works once. 236 00:21:46,995 --> 00:21:49,873 'Cause of, there's only two sides to the underwear. 237 00:21:49,914 --> 00:21:51,833 How many days you've been on the road? 238 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,794 Two days. 239 00:21:55,536 --> 00:21:56,945 A week. 240 00:21:57,755 --> 00:22:01,524 Yeah. Thank you for your underwear concern. 241 00:22:01,565 --> 00:22:03,303 Have you lost a lot of blood? 242 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,555 Well, I got plenty of blood. Thanks. 243 00:22:05,597 --> 00:22:07,765 If you take ibuprofen when you're bleeding, 244 00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:09,100 you'll just bleed more. 245 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,561 Alright, WebMD. 246 00:22:11,603 --> 00:22:14,548 I'm going to leave now. Please do not follow me. 247 00:22:22,864 --> 00:22:25,158 The pain is in your mind. 248 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:27,152 Lady... 249 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:29,787 you've got no idea. 250 00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:31,215 Drink. 251 00:22:31,414 --> 00:22:32,665 Yeah. 252 00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:34,417 Alright. 253 00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:38,880 Hell, I'm gonna... accept this situation. 254 00:22:39,844 --> 00:22:41,012 Charlie. 255 00:22:41,257 --> 00:22:42,697 - Marge. - Cheers. 256 00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:46,337 Superglue. 257 00:22:46,638 --> 00:22:48,223 Yes, it is. 258 00:22:51,813 --> 00:22:53,394 Good thing. 259 00:22:53,436 --> 00:22:55,934 Neat trick, eh? Neat trick, that. 260 00:22:56,773 --> 00:22:58,900 Dries quick. You'll be fine. 261 00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:00,872 Right. Okay. 262 00:23:01,111 --> 00:23:03,539 So, I guess you must get messed with 263 00:23:03,581 --> 00:23:05,323 a lot in this life on the road. 264 00:23:05,365 --> 00:23:08,016 Nah, I got my dash cam over there. 265 00:23:08,312 --> 00:23:09,851 And baby Roscoe. 266 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:11,910 Whoa. 267 00:23:13,969 --> 00:23:16,042 I used to carry Mace. 268 00:23:16,084 --> 00:23:18,205 But you got to get too close to use it. 269 00:23:18,247 --> 00:23:20,171 - Defeats its own purpose. - Right. 270 00:23:20,213 --> 00:23:23,007 Plus, one time I accidentally sprayed Mace in here 271 00:23:23,049 --> 00:23:25,563 when I was practicing quick draws. 272 00:23:26,052 --> 00:23:28,138 Couldn't stop crying for about a month. 273 00:23:28,179 --> 00:23:30,515 Second time in my life I've ever cried. 274 00:23:30,548 --> 00:23:31,805 Yeah? 275 00:23:32,335 --> 00:23:33,670 What was the first? 276 00:23:34,401 --> 00:23:37,737 That was back when I was none of your fucking business. 277 00:23:39,482 --> 00:23:41,359 Keep it. You might need it. 278 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,403 Thanks. 279 00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:44,836 Same stuff doctors use, 280 00:23:44,877 --> 00:23:46,975 but big pharmacy doesn't want you to know. 281 00:23:47,369 --> 00:23:48,578 Right. 282 00:23:53,705 --> 00:23:57,385 You're the first person I've talked to in 270 days. 283 00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:00,421 Not counting CB radio. 284 00:24:02,098 --> 00:24:03,391 Yeah. 285 00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:05,103 Flattered. 286 00:24:06,176 --> 00:24:07,449 So, 287 00:24:08,228 --> 00:24:11,259 you get bored out here alone? 288 00:24:11,514 --> 00:24:13,892 I got my books on tape on CD. 289 00:24:14,976 --> 00:24:16,895 "Buddhism for Beginners." 290 00:24:16,936 --> 00:24:18,367 Chapter one. 291 00:24:18,521 --> 00:24:21,075 All existence is suffering, 292 00:24:21,649 --> 00:24:24,778 and the source of suffering is attachment... 293 00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:27,349 Bambi. 294 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:31,591 So not Marge. 295 00:24:31,633 --> 00:24:34,078 First time I cried, I was watching "Bambi." 296 00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:43,578 I'm getting not gonna hook-up vibes. 297 00:24:45,757 --> 00:24:47,634 Yeah, I don't think so. 298 00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:50,595 You want to go to the Roadhouse, then? They got three for ten. 299 00:24:51,587 --> 00:24:52,978 Three what? 300 00:24:54,058 --> 00:24:55,693 Three anything. 301 00:24:59,187 --> 00:25:01,243 There's an extra shirt if you want it. 302 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,918 Thanks... 303 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,322 Trust me, I don't exist. 304 00:25:10,294 --> 00:25:12,463 So there's nothing 305 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:15,620 I could find about you online. 306 00:25:15,662 --> 00:25:17,777 The cops couldn't find you. 307 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:21,131 I don't know, PI, spooks, nothing. 308 00:25:21,459 --> 00:25:24,360 No phones, no bank accounts. 309 00:25:24,516 --> 00:25:26,059 Fake IDs if you can get them 310 00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:28,200 but better to stick where people aren't asking. 311 00:25:28,241 --> 00:25:31,344 Never staying in the same place for too long, never looking back. 312 00:25:33,928 --> 00:25:35,129 Why? 313 00:25:35,217 --> 00:25:37,097 I got one of those uncles. 314 00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:40,019 Got sent to live with him when I was 16 maybe. 315 00:25:41,563 --> 00:25:43,815 One day, I took his money, 316 00:25:43,857 --> 00:25:46,263 pissed on his favorite chair, and ran. 317 00:25:46,693 --> 00:25:49,404 He used every means to try to track me down. 318 00:25:49,446 --> 00:25:50,947 Never got his money back. 319 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,304 I love the life, though. 320 00:25:55,535 --> 00:25:57,787 Out here, Marge is small, 321 00:25:57,829 --> 00:26:00,622 weak, fleshy, a target. 322 00:26:01,003 --> 00:26:02,546 But when I'm driving, 323 00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:05,790 Marge is 80,000 pounds of pure steel. 324 00:26:06,212 --> 00:26:09,460 Drive, no attachments, no suffering. 325 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,509 See a hitchhiker on the road, keep going. 326 00:26:11,551 --> 00:26:13,219 Well, bullshit. 327 00:26:14,971 --> 00:26:17,410 I mean, you stopped to help me, right? 328 00:26:17,848 --> 00:26:21,576 Hey, listen, I got the same thing, can't help it. 329 00:26:22,307 --> 00:26:24,851 Little Miss Galahad over here. 330 00:26:25,064 --> 00:26:29,277 Okay, Miss, I am going to get your next round. 331 00:26:29,319 --> 00:26:30,862 Whoa. No. 332 00:26:32,071 --> 00:26:34,039 So when you use this card, 333 00:26:34,237 --> 00:26:35,366 ping. 334 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:38,622 Alright... 335 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:43,129 - ATMs, too? - I used an ATM once, 336 00:26:43,171 --> 00:26:45,210 my uncle showed up in four hours. 337 00:26:45,251 --> 00:26:47,295 Any place you land, first thing. 338 00:26:47,337 --> 00:26:48,713 Fuck. 339 00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:51,257 Find a side hustle that pays cash. 340 00:26:51,925 --> 00:26:53,814 Gold is the ideal. 341 00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:57,205 But surprisingly few people still use it as currency, 342 00:26:57,246 --> 00:27:00,266 and the ones who do are mainly freaks. 343 00:27:00,907 --> 00:27:01,976 Bitcoin? 344 00:27:02,018 --> 00:27:03,486 Well, don't get me started. 345 00:27:04,259 --> 00:27:05,919 You want something for that? 346 00:27:06,145 --> 00:27:07,857 You got something? 347 00:27:07,899 --> 00:27:09,909 Side hustle. Cash. 348 00:27:10,151 --> 00:27:12,821 I got a shit ton of Canadian prescription drugs 349 00:27:12,862 --> 00:27:14,280 in the back of my truck. 350 00:27:15,174 --> 00:27:16,492 Sell 'em along my route. 351 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:19,327 EpiPens, Viagra, stuff like that. 352 00:27:19,369 --> 00:27:20,912 Painkillers. 353 00:27:21,955 --> 00:27:23,760 Why didn't you say something before? 354 00:27:23,986 --> 00:27:25,416 I didn't know if I could trust you. 355 00:27:25,971 --> 00:27:27,502 So you trust me now? 356 00:27:27,692 --> 00:27:29,485 Now I'm drunk. 357 00:27:29,993 --> 00:27:31,235 B-R-B. 358 00:27:32,715 --> 00:27:34,926 I guess I'll B-R-B right here too. 359 00:27:36,837 --> 00:27:40,454 _ 360 00:27:42,446 --> 00:27:43,864 Too easy. 361 00:27:44,811 --> 00:27:46,271 It's for kids. 362 00:27:46,312 --> 00:27:47,814 Yeah, I know. 363 00:27:52,694 --> 00:27:55,029 How about you? You exist? 364 00:27:57,449 --> 00:27:59,223 Real introvert? 365 00:28:03,841 --> 00:28:05,440 We're closing, okay. 366 00:28:05,471 --> 00:28:07,446 You gotta go home so I can go home. 367 00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:10,420 The sign says 24 hours. 368 00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:13,665 Hey, 369 00:28:14,007 --> 00:28:16,926 do you have, like, a storeroom or something 370 00:28:16,968 --> 00:28:19,137 I could take a nap in? 371 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,515 No. We don't. 372 00:28:36,055 --> 00:28:37,489 Shit. 373 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,535 Buzzard. 374 00:28:42,577 --> 00:28:44,913 Okay. Alright. You know what? 375 00:28:45,715 --> 00:28:47,256 I understand the confusion. 376 00:28:47,498 --> 00:28:49,292 Not today, buddy. No, no. 377 00:28:50,993 --> 00:28:53,996 Picnic table's all yours, buzzard. 378 00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:55,847 Jesus. 379 00:29:04,966 --> 00:29:06,467 Shit. 380 00:29:09,938 --> 00:29:11,533 You're still here. 381 00:29:11,689 --> 00:29:14,622 Cops kept me late with questions. Kept everyone. 382 00:29:14,818 --> 00:29:16,242 Asked about you, too. 383 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:19,447 - I told them you split. - Thanks. 384 00:29:19,489 --> 00:29:22,325 Not to help you. Just because I thought you split. 385 00:29:23,201 --> 00:29:25,600 So, what's the business? 386 00:29:25,912 --> 00:29:28,623 Friend from last night, she killed a guy. 387 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,661 What? 388 00:29:32,851 --> 00:29:34,353 - Marge? - Yeah. 389 00:29:35,255 --> 00:29:36,931 - No. - Yep. 390 00:29:36,973 --> 00:29:39,044 Kid who works the night shift at Subway, 391 00:29:39,085 --> 00:29:41,236 he broke into her truck, she killed him. 392 00:29:41,277 --> 00:29:42,942 No, no, no. No, no, no. 393 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:44,716 I can't believe that. 394 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,135 Wow. 395 00:29:46,474 --> 00:29:48,643 - She shot a guy? - I don't know. 396 00:29:49,466 --> 00:29:51,479 Jesus Christ, she was a weirdo. 397 00:29:51,595 --> 00:29:53,778 She did have baby Roscoe. 398 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,161 Maybe that makes sense, I don't know. 399 00:29:57,141 --> 00:29:59,018 The cops say they got her on tape. 400 00:29:59,154 --> 00:30:00,697 'Cause of the dash cam? 401 00:30:00,738 --> 00:30:02,824 No, dash cam only points ahead. 402 00:30:02,866 --> 00:30:05,368 Bet it was the mechanic shop. They must have security cameras. 403 00:30:06,870 --> 00:30:10,540 Hey, thanks for, you know, hiding out with me. 404 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,852 Is that what this was? 405 00:30:13,424 --> 00:30:15,260 Jesus, man. 406 00:30:28,683 --> 00:30:30,364 Four hours. 407 00:30:31,278 --> 00:30:32,719 Here we go. 408 00:30:34,803 --> 00:30:36,805 One and one hundred... 409 00:30:39,277 --> 00:30:41,196 Yeah, there's two hundred. 410 00:30:41,237 --> 00:30:42,807 Well, it's, it's all there. 411 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,408 Three hundred. 412 00:30:45,450 --> 00:30:47,702 It's four $100 bills. 413 00:30:47,744 --> 00:30:50,079 Alright. Yep, there we go. 414 00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:55,710 Hey, 415 00:30:55,864 --> 00:30:58,867 that kid who got killed last night, did you know him? 416 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:00,524 Yeah. Damian. 417 00:31:01,466 --> 00:31:04,886 Yeah. He hadn't been here long. Nice kid. 418 00:31:05,098 --> 00:31:06,821 Fresh out of the Marine Corps. 419 00:31:07,639 --> 00:31:11,559 Yeah, I just don't picture him breaking into trucks. 420 00:31:11,601 --> 00:31:13,728 Maybe he had money problems. 421 00:31:16,582 --> 00:31:18,000 What do you mean? 422 00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,568 I don't know, I'm guessing. 423 00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:22,449 Played the lottery every day. 424 00:31:23,604 --> 00:31:24,814 Never won. 425 00:31:27,117 --> 00:31:29,988 Yeah, Jed was the one who called in the murder. 426 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:32,201 I told him to take the day off, 427 00:31:32,243 --> 00:31:34,114 but he insisted on working. 428 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,071 I guess to take his mind off of things, you know. 429 00:31:52,874 --> 00:31:54,213 Not as good. 430 00:31:55,202 --> 00:31:56,813 Nothin' ever is. 431 00:32:01,985 --> 00:32:04,112 Hey, sweet pea! 432 00:32:06,990 --> 00:32:08,575 Alright. Thank you. 433 00:32:12,662 --> 00:32:15,206 I'd like to buy a scratch-off, please. 434 00:32:16,082 --> 00:32:17,792 Which one? 435 00:32:19,542 --> 00:32:21,090 The Gold Rush. 436 00:32:23,339 --> 00:32:26,592 In Damian's honor. 437 00:32:46,196 --> 00:32:48,956 My fucking God. 438 00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:52,784 What happened? 439 00:32:59,209 --> 00:33:01,987 I'm out of here, fuckers! 440 00:33:02,378 --> 00:33:04,756 Creepo flipping out. 441 00:33:04,798 --> 00:33:06,216 Fine. 442 00:33:06,257 --> 00:33:08,001 The news: a long-haul truck driver 443 00:33:08,042 --> 00:33:09,913 was arrested earlier this morning 444 00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:12,639 after a young man was found bludgeoned to death 445 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,766 in a rest area off Route 66 near Albuquerque. 446 00:33:15,797 --> 00:33:17,415 - Bludgeoned? - Police have yet to release 447 00:33:17,493 --> 00:33:18,603 any further details. 448 00:33:18,645 --> 00:33:21,017 - Bludgeoned? - And now, with financial news... 449 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,847 - I thought you were leaving? - Yeah, I am. 450 00:33:53,888 --> 00:33:56,960 Hey, I know this is inappropriate 451 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,734 and kind of, I don't know, insensitive, 452 00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:01,384 but is there any way I could take a look 453 00:34:01,425 --> 00:34:03,597 at the security camera footage from last night? 454 00:34:03,639 --> 00:34:05,400 Sure. Yeah. If you could squeeze in. 455 00:34:05,442 --> 00:34:06,776 Squeeze in. 456 00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:13,491 - Shit. - She totally did it. 457 00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:14,826 Goddamn! 458 00:34:14,868 --> 00:34:17,120 - Look at that. - Sinewy. 459 00:34:17,162 --> 00:34:18,921 Like an ant. Goddamn. 460 00:34:18,961 --> 00:34:20,538 Marge was moving drugs. 461 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,333 - That's why she did it. - What? 462 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,221 Whether she did or didn't do it, 463 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,675 let's all agree she had the right to do it. 464 00:34:26,745 --> 00:34:28,988 What do you mean, whether or not she did it? 465 00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:30,957 I thought you had it on tape. 466 00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:33,002 - Where's the bludgeoning? - No, look. 467 00:34:33,044 --> 00:34:35,602 At that angle right there, all you can see is her dumping the body. 468 00:34:36,629 --> 00:34:38,300 - My God. - There she goes. 469 00:34:38,349 --> 00:34:39,900 Play it again. 470 00:34:42,379 --> 00:34:43,813 Ooh! God. 471 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,095 Aw, shit... 472 00:35:10,478 --> 00:35:12,956 You have to buy something if you want to use the bathroom. 473 00:35:13,134 --> 00:35:14,260 Yeah. 474 00:35:14,302 --> 00:35:16,721 You know, what I'd really like is, 475 00:35:16,763 --> 00:35:18,702 to take a look at your security footage. 476 00:35:18,744 --> 00:35:20,412 Why? Are you a cop? 477 00:35:21,098 --> 00:35:22,143 Yeah. 478 00:35:22,185 --> 00:35:25,955 I'm a very deep, deep undercover cop. 479 00:35:25,996 --> 00:35:28,525 - I don't like cops. - Neither do I. Right? 480 00:35:28,556 --> 00:35:30,693 So I'm not a cop. 481 00:35:30,735 --> 00:35:32,821 Then why should I show you my footage? 482 00:35:33,446 --> 00:35:35,115 Paradoxical. 483 00:35:36,139 --> 00:35:37,802 You know, 484 00:35:38,255 --> 00:35:40,633 I always been curious about these. 485 00:35:40,829 --> 00:35:42,831 I bet they taste like the future. 486 00:35:52,806 --> 00:35:54,016 Jesus. 487 00:35:54,169 --> 00:35:55,218 What is that? 488 00:35:56,096 --> 00:35:57,389 Cotton candy. 489 00:36:02,082 --> 00:36:03,737 You want one? 490 00:36:04,018 --> 00:36:06,980 No, thanks. Those things are like really bad for you. 491 00:36:08,248 --> 00:36:10,501 And later, I want to do some good in the world, 492 00:36:10,532 --> 00:36:12,349 like, um, public service, 493 00:36:12,391 --> 00:36:15,238 and I'm also open to becoming a YouTuber. 494 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,597 Were you guys close? 495 00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:20,577 Yeah. 496 00:36:20,773 --> 00:36:22,930 They're saying he broke into a truck. 497 00:36:23,538 --> 00:36:25,271 Why? He wouldn't do that. 498 00:36:25,373 --> 00:36:27,834 Yeah, he does not seem like the type. 499 00:36:29,836 --> 00:36:31,696 If only we had, 500 00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:33,756 some way to prove it. 501 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:44,785 That's it? 502 00:36:44,818 --> 00:36:47,223 Shit, I was hoping it would show more of the street. 503 00:36:47,265 --> 00:36:50,115 So, Damian, did you see him last night? 504 00:36:50,156 --> 00:36:51,534 Every night. 505 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,818 He'd come in around 10, bring me a sandwich, 506 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,528 and then he'd buy a lottery ticket. 507 00:36:56,586 --> 00:36:57,796 Yeah. 508 00:36:58,072 --> 00:36:59,523 Had this dumb little routine 509 00:36:59,564 --> 00:37:01,701 where he'd pick a state quarter from my collection 510 00:37:01,743 --> 00:37:03,428 and use it to scratch it off. 511 00:37:03,469 --> 00:37:05,663 Last night, he did Hawaii again. 512 00:37:05,705 --> 00:37:08,166 Oof. Yeah, I hate sand. 513 00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:11,127 Swimming, it's not for me. 514 00:37:11,169 --> 00:37:14,214 I heard that he played every day and never won. 515 00:37:15,129 --> 00:37:16,508 That's true. 516 00:37:18,955 --> 00:37:20,640 That's weird. 517 00:37:20,970 --> 00:37:23,375 - What? - Okay, so... 518 00:37:23,765 --> 00:37:26,699 I have this thing. I can tell if someone's lying. 519 00:37:26,730 --> 00:37:29,650 I mean, it's a whole thing. It would take too long to explain. 520 00:37:29,692 --> 00:37:31,481 It's fine. I don't care. 521 00:37:31,523 --> 00:37:35,151 Great. So, you know, the kid who works over Abe's place? 522 00:37:35,193 --> 00:37:36,801 - Jed. - Yes, Jed. 523 00:37:36,843 --> 00:37:40,156 So Jed told me that Damian never won, 524 00:37:40,198 --> 00:37:43,034 but he was lying, I could tell. 525 00:37:43,076 --> 00:37:45,481 However, just now, when you said it, 526 00:37:45,829 --> 00:37:47,448 you were telling the truth. 527 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:49,666 I don't get it. 528 00:37:49,707 --> 00:37:52,252 Yeah, me neither. I mean, it's... 529 00:37:52,293 --> 00:37:54,801 it's kind of breaking my brain a little bit. 530 00:37:55,255 --> 00:37:58,424 Jed won the lottery this morning. 531 00:37:59,372 --> 00:38:00,593 He what? 532 00:38:00,635 --> 00:38:03,414 Twenty-five grand on a scratcher. 533 00:38:03,847 --> 00:38:05,723 The universe makes no sense. 534 00:38:05,765 --> 00:38:07,433 That is a hat on a hat. 535 00:38:07,475 --> 00:38:09,936 I can't even process that right now. 536 00:38:09,978 --> 00:38:11,396 So you and Damian, 537 00:38:11,437 --> 00:38:14,232 you, you did your whole routine last night? 538 00:38:14,274 --> 00:38:16,460 Yeah. Everything felt normal. 539 00:38:16,501 --> 00:38:19,180 Well, Jed came in and asked if we wanted to watch 540 00:38:19,222 --> 00:38:20,871 the meteor shower from his roof. 541 00:38:20,913 --> 00:38:22,740 He does stuff like that a lot. 542 00:38:22,782 --> 00:38:24,408 And, you didn't go? 543 00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:26,286 No, neither of us did. 544 00:38:26,327 --> 00:38:29,289 We hung out, and then he went back to his shift at Subway. 545 00:38:34,405 --> 00:38:36,338 I can't even process. 546 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:37,836 That's a cat toy? 547 00:38:39,007 --> 00:38:40,049 Yeah. 548 00:38:40,515 --> 00:38:43,178 - No, it's not. - Yeah, it is. 549 00:38:43,970 --> 00:38:45,597 Holy shit. 550 00:38:45,638 --> 00:38:48,505 Yes, you're right. Not a camera at all. 551 00:38:48,547 --> 00:38:50,018 That's just a cat toy. 552 00:38:50,316 --> 00:38:52,110 Why is it a cat toy? 553 00:38:52,854 --> 00:38:54,453 Why is anything anything? 554 00:38:54,495 --> 00:38:57,475 - Dude. - To deter. It's a deterrent. 555 00:38:57,517 --> 00:38:59,611 Deterrent? Cat toy. 556 00:38:59,652 --> 00:39:01,531 Okay, I'm going to move off this topic. 557 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:03,490 So what about, time cards? 558 00:39:03,531 --> 00:39:06,284 Do you guys punch in and out or something? 559 00:39:06,326 --> 00:39:08,286 Like at an old-timey factory? 560 00:39:08,328 --> 00:39:11,663 QR code, something, whatever the kids use these days 561 00:39:11,705 --> 00:39:13,124 for time cards, I don't know, man. 562 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,891 I pretty much just show up whenever. 563 00:39:14,927 --> 00:39:16,929 You're a real black hole of information. 564 00:39:21,713 --> 00:39:22,964 Yo! 565 00:39:23,564 --> 00:39:25,316 Employees only. 566 00:39:25,553 --> 00:39:30,127 Come on. That's like Subway sanctum sanctorum. 567 00:39:31,017 --> 00:39:32,685 Do you think this could be blood? 568 00:39:32,727 --> 00:39:34,076 That's light mayonnaise. 569 00:39:34,149 --> 00:39:35,859 How do you know it's light? 570 00:39:37,031 --> 00:39:38,449 I just know. 571 00:39:40,698 --> 00:39:42,362 Lucky bastard. 572 00:39:42,403 --> 00:39:44,925 How would you like to help an old lady retire early? 573 00:39:47,332 --> 00:39:49,293 Taking a break? 574 00:39:49,432 --> 00:39:51,121 I don't work anymore. 575 00:39:51,162 --> 00:39:52,455 Smart. 576 00:39:54,277 --> 00:39:55,878 Oof. Nasty cut. 577 00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:57,247 How'd you get that? 578 00:39:58,462 --> 00:40:00,110 Sharp piece of metal. 579 00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:02,423 I always get injured on this job. 580 00:40:02,465 --> 00:40:04,655 Well, it must be your lucky day, kid, 581 00:40:04,697 --> 00:40:07,689 'cause Doctor Superglue has arrived. 582 00:40:16,312 --> 00:40:18,481 It feels better, right? 583 00:40:18,523 --> 00:40:21,151 Hey, you catch that, 584 00:40:21,192 --> 00:40:24,959 crazy rat-a-taz last night, the Leonids? 585 00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:27,198 Yeah, I had a few beers and watched it from the roof. 586 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:30,243 - Yeah? Alone? - I'm always alone. 587 00:40:30,751 --> 00:40:33,086 I'm an alone wolf. 588 00:40:33,371 --> 00:40:35,765 What about the other kids? 589 00:40:35,806 --> 00:40:39,244 Sandwich guy and goth girl. They didn't want to come? 590 00:40:39,286 --> 00:40:41,713 Why would those guys want to hang out with me? 591 00:40:41,754 --> 00:40:43,104 Well, why wouldn't they? 592 00:40:44,924 --> 00:40:46,650 You just won the lotto. 593 00:40:46,916 --> 00:40:48,459 You're going places. 594 00:40:48,595 --> 00:40:51,055 You figure out how you're gonna spend the money yet? 595 00:40:51,097 --> 00:40:53,600 No. No, I don't. I don't know. 596 00:40:55,602 --> 00:40:58,730 No one's ever asked me what I want to do before. 597 00:41:00,106 --> 00:41:03,443 Yeah, well, ta-da, I'm asking. 598 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,070 Well, it's too late. I've already missed out on too much, 599 00:41:07,112 --> 00:41:09,009 and so I'm not going to reach my full potential, 600 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,762 which was really high. 601 00:41:10,817 --> 00:41:12,652 You seem smart. 602 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:15,097 - I am smart. - Okay. 603 00:41:15,128 --> 00:41:18,374 So you're smart, you're young, you have money, 604 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:21,356 you're right, No options at all. 605 00:41:22,086 --> 00:41:23,896 I think I'm gonna go to Hawaii. 606 00:41:26,727 --> 00:41:28,134 Shit. 607 00:41:28,176 --> 00:41:30,637 My bad. Let me get that off. 608 00:41:31,638 --> 00:41:34,444 Hey, that's a pretty neat trick, right? 609 00:41:34,485 --> 00:41:36,311 The superglue? 610 00:41:36,342 --> 00:41:37,946 Yeah, it's a funny thing. 611 00:41:37,988 --> 00:41:41,231 The lady that they're saying killed Sandwich taught it to me. 612 00:41:41,272 --> 00:41:42,480 Marge. 613 00:41:42,941 --> 00:41:45,336 She probably saved my life, actually and... 614 00:41:45,568 --> 00:41:47,612 Well, now she's locked up for killing that kid. 615 00:41:47,654 --> 00:41:50,182 - Whoa, dude. - Do you want a beer? 616 00:41:50,391 --> 00:41:51,969 I'm going to have a beer. 617 00:41:52,702 --> 00:41:54,162 Okay. Thanks. 618 00:41:54,494 --> 00:41:57,122 So, you said Damian 619 00:41:57,163 --> 00:42:00,104 wasn't on the roof last night, right? 620 00:42:00,514 --> 00:42:02,001 I already told you. 621 00:42:03,294 --> 00:42:04,796 I don't think you did. 622 00:42:08,262 --> 00:42:10,432 I was alone on the roof 623 00:42:11,116 --> 00:42:12,453 all night. 624 00:42:19,881 --> 00:42:21,594 Look at the time. 625 00:42:57,624 --> 00:43:00,377 - Weren't you in a hurry? - Yeah. 626 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,855 I guess I am on a bit of, borrowed time. 627 00:43:03,897 --> 00:43:08,693 Say, so my bag went missing from my car last night. 628 00:43:08,735 --> 00:43:11,863 Is that the security camera that you mentioned? 629 00:43:11,905 --> 00:43:13,698 Yeah. Yeah. 630 00:43:22,407 --> 00:43:23,773 Wait. 631 00:43:26,085 --> 00:43:27,837 Yeah. Okay. 632 00:43:29,130 --> 00:43:31,758 It changes. Here, look. 633 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,636 Frame forwards, Frame backwards. 634 00:43:34,677 --> 00:43:36,793 Frame forwards, Frame backwards. 635 00:43:36,824 --> 00:43:38,097 Do you see there? 636 00:43:38,139 --> 00:43:39,973 Why would the camera angle change? 637 00:43:40,015 --> 00:43:41,893 And the tarp. 638 00:43:41,935 --> 00:43:44,729 Why would the tarp move? 639 00:43:44,771 --> 00:43:47,101 Yeah. Big number's changed, too. 640 00:43:47,142 --> 00:43:48,694 Yeah, you're right. 641 00:43:48,772 --> 00:43:50,941 Yeah. It goes from 10:30... 642 00:43:51,486 --> 00:43:53,181 to 11:30. 643 00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:55,824 We're missing a chunk of the footage. 644 00:43:55,865 --> 00:43:57,711 Well, that happens all the time. 645 00:43:57,753 --> 00:43:59,786 Yeah, Jed explained it to me. 646 00:43:59,828 --> 00:44:03,094 It seems that the wind gets caught up in the circuit. 647 00:44:19,806 --> 00:44:21,516 I wanted to come check on you. 648 00:44:22,892 --> 00:44:24,727 See if you're feeling better. 649 00:44:26,521 --> 00:44:28,433 I'm in complete mourning. 650 00:44:29,482 --> 00:44:32,193 Just the total absurdity of dying like this 651 00:44:32,235 --> 00:44:34,885 after surviving, like, the war. 652 00:44:34,953 --> 00:44:36,788 I think he mostly did paperwork. 653 00:44:39,659 --> 00:44:41,828 His shift starts in a few hours. 654 00:44:43,037 --> 00:44:44,569 I can't believe he's not going to be there. 655 00:44:44,611 --> 00:44:46,916 Wait, you know that those guys aren't actually, like, heroes, right? 656 00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:48,861 Like, have you ever heard of, like, Abu Ghraib? 657 00:44:48,902 --> 00:44:51,671 Can you have, like, any respect for the dead? 658 00:45:00,597 --> 00:45:02,265 You know, I was just thinking of... 659 00:45:03,558 --> 00:45:05,226 gettin' out of here soon. 660 00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:09,773 I was thinking of going to Hawaii. 661 00:45:14,819 --> 00:45:16,946 You want to come with. 662 00:45:20,033 --> 00:45:21,534 Why would you say that? 663 00:45:23,077 --> 00:45:24,913 I'm not going to Hawaii with you. 664 00:45:24,954 --> 00:45:27,833 Are you serious? That's so weird. 665 00:46:21,101 --> 00:46:22,806 What are you doing up here? 666 00:46:25,181 --> 00:46:26,431 It's a beautiful view. 667 00:46:27,128 --> 00:46:28,254 All the... 668 00:46:29,977 --> 00:46:31,229 All of it. 669 00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:33,101 Yeah. 670 00:46:35,733 --> 00:46:36,985 Do you want to sit? 671 00:46:38,403 --> 00:46:39,612 I'm good. 672 00:46:43,069 --> 00:46:44,617 Those belong to Sandwich? 673 00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:48,157 What? No. Why would you say that? 674 00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:52,547 I don't know, Jed, I... 675 00:46:53,001 --> 00:46:57,465 I found one of these bottle caps in his apron pocket, 676 00:46:57,507 --> 00:47:00,246 and I thought maybe you might have lied to me 677 00:47:00,288 --> 00:47:02,553 and he was up here with you last night, after all. 678 00:47:03,970 --> 00:47:06,586 Well, one, what do you fuckin' care? 679 00:47:07,432 --> 00:47:10,101 And two, people drink beer. 680 00:47:10,143 --> 00:47:11,969 Well, for one, a friend of mine 681 00:47:12,011 --> 00:47:14,292 is in jail right now for Damian's murder. 682 00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:16,900 But then there's a lot of weird bullshit going on around here, 683 00:47:16,941 --> 00:47:19,519 all of which is leading me to fucking care 684 00:47:19,589 --> 00:47:21,558 what happened on this roof last night. 685 00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:24,842 And for two, Sara told me that Damian told her 686 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,785 that he was coming up to see you. 687 00:47:30,121 --> 00:47:31,308 Bullshit. 688 00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:35,645 Sure you don't want to sit? 689 00:47:41,508 --> 00:47:43,551 Yeah. He was up here last night. I was embarrassed. 690 00:47:43,593 --> 00:47:45,034 I didn't want to mention it. 691 00:47:45,414 --> 00:47:46,783 Embarrassed. 692 00:47:47,212 --> 00:47:48,357 Yeah, 'cause... 693 00:47:48,801 --> 00:47:50,850 he asked me to leave Sara alone. 694 00:47:50,892 --> 00:47:52,519 Like, I'm creeping on her, 695 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,618 and he's some white knight hero. 696 00:47:54,676 --> 00:47:56,220 It was fucking humiliating. 697 00:47:57,524 --> 00:47:59,258 Yeah, and that, 698 00:47:59,818 --> 00:48:02,864 must have made you angry? 699 00:48:03,696 --> 00:48:05,323 You got a thing for Sara? 700 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,254 A thing? 701 00:48:08,076 --> 00:48:10,662 For little daddy's girl, gets everything she wants. 702 00:48:10,703 --> 00:48:12,684 Princess in her castle. 703 00:48:13,164 --> 00:48:15,973 I couldn't shake the dust off fast enough. 704 00:48:16,251 --> 00:48:18,706 She's gonna be sitting over there, still selling Twinkies 705 00:48:18,747 --> 00:48:20,737 and blowing truckers when I'm long gone, 706 00:48:20,807 --> 00:48:22,720 'cause I actually took control of my life 707 00:48:22,762 --> 00:48:25,385 and fuck you to this place, I made it happen. 708 00:48:27,220 --> 00:48:28,336 Made it. 709 00:48:30,238 --> 00:48:31,573 I mean, I... 710 00:48:31,850 --> 00:48:34,074 You didn't make shit. Right? 711 00:48:34,269 --> 00:48:36,646 You won the lottery. That's dumb luck. 712 00:48:36,688 --> 00:48:38,106 Hey, look at Damian. 713 00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:41,135 He played every day, and he never won. Right? 714 00:48:42,963 --> 00:48:43,922 Yup. 715 00:48:45,697 --> 00:48:47,031 Bullshit. 716 00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:23,527 Hey, can, can I get one of the, the scratchers? 717 00:49:23,585 --> 00:49:25,921 Whichever one Sandwich played. 718 00:49:27,572 --> 00:49:29,073 Thanks, buddy. 719 00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:42,035 You know what, let me get a few more. 720 00:49:42,404 --> 00:49:44,656 That's a fool's path to riches. 721 00:49:45,673 --> 00:49:47,754 Amen, brother. Amen. 722 00:50:25,158 --> 00:50:28,660 _ 723 00:50:35,974 --> 00:50:37,142 What do you want? 724 00:50:38,351 --> 00:50:40,520 I think I've kind of been a dick. 725 00:50:42,856 --> 00:50:43,956 No. 726 00:50:44,728 --> 00:50:45,728 Yeah. 727 00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:48,361 I just think, like, I haven't gotten any sleep. 728 00:50:48,403 --> 00:50:51,739 I'm having a hard time emotionally regulating. 729 00:50:51,789 --> 00:50:54,538 Probably a combination of Damian's senseless death 730 00:50:54,572 --> 00:50:56,898 and I started this new birth control, 731 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:58,783 and that's making me really hormonal. 732 00:50:59,575 --> 00:51:01,494 I shouldn't have taken it out on you. 733 00:51:02,834 --> 00:51:04,419 Nah, it's cool. 734 00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:06,171 I actually figured you were hormonal. 735 00:51:07,223 --> 00:51:08,506 I forgive you. 736 00:51:10,049 --> 00:51:11,509 Cool. Yeah. Great. 737 00:51:12,921 --> 00:51:15,257 Hey, unrelated, can I see your scratch-off? 738 00:51:15,346 --> 00:51:18,032 I've never seen anyone win, like, more than $5. 739 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,743 It'd be cool to see an actual winning ticket. 740 00:51:22,471 --> 00:51:23,551 Yeah. 741 00:51:24,898 --> 00:51:26,199 Okay, thanks. 742 00:51:27,512 --> 00:51:29,277 Hey, wait, what the fuck? 743 00:51:31,237 --> 00:51:33,198 Hey, give that back. 744 00:51:35,385 --> 00:51:37,396 - Weird. - What's weird? 745 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:42,381 You know, I just bought a few scratchers myself. 746 00:51:42,423 --> 00:51:45,408 I didn't win anything. No. It's a fool's path to riches. 747 00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,253 But I did notice, 748 00:51:47,295 --> 00:51:49,923 every ticket has a serial number. 749 00:51:49,964 --> 00:51:52,689 It's printed right there on the side 750 00:51:52,731 --> 00:51:55,001 and, well, the serial numbers are apt to be... 751 00:51:55,274 --> 00:51:56,616 they're sequential. 752 00:51:57,055 --> 00:51:58,432 That means in order. 753 00:51:58,474 --> 00:52:00,016 I know. So? 754 00:52:00,058 --> 00:52:02,602 So then I remembered that I saw this trucker 755 00:52:02,644 --> 00:52:05,331 playing one of those kinds of scratch-offs this morning. 756 00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:07,044 It was a Gold Rush. 757 00:52:07,094 --> 00:52:08,582 It was right before I picked up my car, 758 00:52:08,616 --> 00:52:11,832 which is right before you bought your ticket. 759 00:52:12,362 --> 00:52:14,589 This trucker, he didn't win anything, 760 00:52:15,528 --> 00:52:17,700 and he threw it away. 761 00:52:18,516 --> 00:52:20,286 I know, but... 762 00:52:20,328 --> 00:52:22,868 seven-four-three, six-three... 763 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,800 four-fifty-four. 764 00:52:26,954 --> 00:52:31,474 The number on this ticket, it ends in 454. 765 00:52:32,538 --> 00:52:35,124 So that means if you, 766 00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:39,153 really bought your ticket after this guy, 767 00:52:39,514 --> 00:52:42,690 well, then your number, it would end with, 768 00:52:43,476 --> 00:52:46,015 455 or maybe... 769 00:52:47,021 --> 00:52:50,824 56, yeah, you know, even 57. 770 00:52:51,934 --> 00:52:53,523 But it doesn't, right? 771 00:52:55,113 --> 00:52:58,658 No. Your ticket number is 450. 772 00:53:03,246 --> 00:53:06,422 Maybe there's a misprint. 773 00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:08,251 Or maybe, 774 00:53:08,293 --> 00:53:12,055 maybe you didn't buy that ticket at all. 775 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,685 Maybe, 776 00:53:14,027 --> 00:53:17,534 maybe Damian bought that ticket last night, 777 00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:19,637 like he did every night. 778 00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:23,475 And maybe he brought it up to the roof. 779 00:53:24,321 --> 00:53:27,241 Yeah. And, maybe 780 00:53:27,353 --> 00:53:30,566 when it was just the two of you alone out there, 781 00:53:30,982 --> 00:53:33,842 well, he realized he'd won. 782 00:53:34,986 --> 00:53:36,279 And maybe... 783 00:53:36,988 --> 00:53:38,656 you killed him for it. 784 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,375 I didn't do it. 785 00:53:41,534 --> 00:53:43,958 I know you did, you motherfucker. 786 00:53:44,193 --> 00:53:45,371 Hey. 787 00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:47,457 Everything alright in here? 788 00:53:47,499 --> 00:53:49,083 Yeah. We're just... 789 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:52,212 Yeah, sorry, I had these turned up a little bit too high. 790 00:53:53,129 --> 00:53:55,096 Yeah. You okay? You good? 791 00:53:55,138 --> 00:53:57,050 Yeah. She's just gettin' out of here. 792 00:53:57,091 --> 00:53:59,511 Alright, I'll go warm up the car. 793 00:53:59,552 --> 00:54:00,595 Yeah. 794 00:54:01,054 --> 00:54:02,305 Cool. 795 00:54:05,350 --> 00:54:07,185 Well, you got me. 796 00:54:09,062 --> 00:54:10,438 I did it. 797 00:54:11,314 --> 00:54:12,816 So why don't we call the cops? 798 00:54:14,234 --> 00:54:16,585 I'm sure they'd love to hear some 799 00:54:17,153 --> 00:54:19,627 half-baked theory about serial numbers 800 00:54:19,669 --> 00:54:21,517 from a vagrant who... 801 00:54:22,121 --> 00:54:23,668 lives in her car. 802 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,829 It's not just a theory. 803 00:54:26,704 --> 00:54:27,747 You admitted it. 804 00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:30,132 To you. 805 00:54:30,464 --> 00:54:33,355 You're not a cop. You're just some... 806 00:54:33,775 --> 00:54:34,956 woman. 807 00:54:35,948 --> 00:54:37,408 Got no proof. 808 00:54:37,590 --> 00:54:40,343 I'm not on camera like your friend. 809 00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:42,961 If I'm wrong... 810 00:54:44,594 --> 00:54:46,256 let's give 'em a call. 811 00:54:47,039 --> 00:54:48,557 We can tell 'em, "Hey, 812 00:54:48,877 --> 00:54:52,438 it's Jed from the rest stop "at 421, Route 66, 813 00:54:52,721 --> 00:54:53,848 and,"... 814 00:54:53,898 --> 00:54:55,364 Sorry, what's your name? 815 00:54:55,489 --> 00:54:57,110 Charlie Cale. 816 00:54:57,152 --> 00:54:58,950 Your registration's in the glove box. 817 00:54:58,992 --> 00:55:00,905 Did you know that you're a person of interest 818 00:55:00,947 --> 00:55:03,491 in a bunch of deaths in Nevada? 819 00:55:03,533 --> 00:55:06,786 I'm sure the cops would love to talk to you. 820 00:55:09,077 --> 00:55:10,707 What's that? 821 00:55:14,692 --> 00:55:15,887 Nothing. 822 00:55:16,652 --> 00:55:17,898 If I were you... 823 00:55:19,090 --> 00:55:20,860 I'd get in my trash bucket, 824 00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:23,566 and I'd speed the fuck out of here 825 00:55:23,876 --> 00:55:27,376 before I call the cops on you. 826 00:55:31,311 --> 00:55:33,438 All set. Ready to go. 827 00:55:39,152 --> 00:55:40,779 Have a safe trip. 828 00:55:45,366 --> 00:55:46,743 Drive safe. 829 00:55:47,552 --> 00:55:48,598 Thanks. 830 00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:57,340 Fucking Christ, Marge. 831 00:55:58,104 --> 00:56:00,289 - Man, I'm sorry. - Don't miss our hilarious new 832 00:56:00,331 --> 00:56:02,960 hidden camera show "Prank Yankers." 833 00:56:03,176 --> 00:56:04,928 You won't believe what people do 834 00:56:04,969 --> 00:56:07,180 when they don't know they're being filmed. 835 00:56:07,222 --> 00:56:10,031 Thursdays at 12:00. Don't miss it. 836 00:56:27,283 --> 00:56:29,009 - Hey. Hi. - Hey. 837 00:56:29,051 --> 00:56:30,819 - So... - I'm trying to sleep, lady. 838 00:56:30,861 --> 00:56:32,800 - Of course... - I take six small naps a day. 839 00:56:32,842 --> 00:56:34,219 - I got a method. - Yes, yes. 840 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:36,167 So that's your dash cam, right? 841 00:56:36,209 --> 00:56:37,544 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 842 00:56:37,585 --> 00:56:39,588 And, you see, it's pointed right at the rest stop. 843 00:56:39,629 --> 00:56:42,084 It's pointed right at where Marge... You don't know any of this, okay. 844 00:56:42,126 --> 00:56:44,134 So it's recording all the time? 845 00:56:44,175 --> 00:56:46,177 Wouldn't be much good if it didn't. 846 00:56:46,219 --> 00:56:47,762 Right. And your, radio, 847 00:56:47,804 --> 00:56:49,430 so you can just contact any trucker 848 00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:50,937 on the road with it, right? 849 00:56:51,141 --> 00:56:52,559 Yeah, if you got their call sign. 850 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,924 Cool. So, okay, 851 00:56:53,966 --> 00:56:56,243 just two, no, three more questions. 852 00:56:56,307 --> 00:56:57,725 Wait. Hello. 853 00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:02,092 Hi. I'm looking for a trucker that was here last night. 854 00:57:02,134 --> 00:57:03,653 He was eating a burger at the bar. 855 00:57:03,695 --> 00:57:05,655 That narrows it down to about ten people. 856 00:57:05,697 --> 00:57:08,556 Okay, He was in, he was wearing a flannel. 857 00:57:08,613 --> 00:57:10,531 He had his hat pulled down low. 858 00:57:14,677 --> 00:57:16,053 Dammit.... 859 00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:19,626 Okay, look, he had his, his truck parked right outside that window. 860 00:57:19,668 --> 00:57:21,217 It had an animal logo on it, 861 00:57:21,258 --> 00:57:23,750 like a cat-like badger-mouse-type animal, 862 00:57:23,791 --> 00:57:25,214 some animal with legs and fur 863 00:57:25,256 --> 00:57:27,719 and fucking fuck-like thing, what was it? 864 00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,683 - Is that a squirrel? - Nah, some kind of dog. 865 00:57:33,725 --> 00:57:35,477 No, not a squirrel. Not a dog. 866 00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:37,103 Which one eats wood? 867 00:57:37,145 --> 00:57:38,803 Dumbass, none of them eat wood. 868 00:57:38,845 --> 00:57:40,648 - Guinea pig. Guinea pig. - Capybara. 869 00:57:40,690 --> 00:57:42,984 Geez. Fucking useless. 870 00:57:43,026 --> 00:57:44,360 - Opossum. - That's... 871 00:57:47,155 --> 00:57:49,760 - Yeah, look, take a look... - Quiet, quiet, quiet please, 872 00:57:49,802 --> 00:57:52,577 I need to think. Okay. 873 00:57:53,787 --> 00:57:54,829 Geez. 874 00:58:07,467 --> 00:58:10,553 That's it. That's all that's been on my mind all day. 875 00:58:10,595 --> 00:58:12,305 That is the key. 876 00:58:12,347 --> 00:58:14,545 Does anybody know this song? 877 00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:23,755 Okay! 878 00:58:24,275 --> 00:58:26,860 * You say you got a pretty face.* 879 00:58:27,278 --> 00:58:29,781 * But the rest of you is outta place.* 880 00:58:29,823 --> 00:58:31,658 That's it. Fox. 881 00:58:31,699 --> 00:58:34,270 * Fox on the run * 882 00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:37,964 * You scream and everybody comes * 883 00:58:38,065 --> 00:58:39,582 * A running * 884 00:58:39,624 --> 00:58:42,030 * Take a run and hide * 885 00:58:42,092 --> 00:58:44,754 * Yourself away * 886 00:58:44,796 --> 00:58:47,009 * Foxy on the run * 887 00:58:47,051 --> 00:58:48,824 Okay, check it out, he was here last night. 888 00:58:48,866 --> 00:58:51,428 He was driving a truck with a fox logo on the side. 889 00:58:51,470 --> 00:58:54,472 Now, listen, does anybody know his call sign? 890 00:58:54,514 --> 00:58:56,516 - FoxCo. - FoxCo Shipping. 891 00:58:56,558 --> 00:58:58,969 - Must be Pickleback. - Fucking Pickleback. 892 00:58:59,010 --> 00:59:00,962 Fucking Pickleback. Okay, great. 893 00:59:01,004 --> 00:59:02,730 Get Pickleback on the radio, alright. 894 00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:05,567 Tell him to take a look at his dash cam footage from last night. 895 00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:08,528 The cops are gonna want to see that. It's gonna prove they got the wrong lady 896 00:59:08,570 --> 00:59:10,613 sitting in a jail cell right now. 897 00:59:10,655 --> 00:59:11,898 I knew she didn't do it. 898 00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:13,867 - We'll find him. - Okay. 899 00:59:13,908 --> 00:59:15,263 Pickleback. 900 00:59:20,081 --> 00:59:22,459 - Can I help you? - Have you seen this woman? 901 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,644 She used your ATM about four hours ago. 902 00:59:24,686 --> 00:59:27,630 - Yeah, she just left. - You know where she went? 903 00:59:28,214 --> 00:59:29,507 Not sure. 904 00:59:33,011 --> 00:59:35,388 I think she said she was going to LA. 905 00:59:35,430 --> 00:59:37,265 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 906 00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:41,060 She said she loves the beach, sand, swimming. All of it. 907 00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:45,124 I found her. 908 00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:48,193 Yeah. She's headed West. LA. 909 01:00:04,876 --> 01:00:07,253 When I brought her car around, I... 910 01:00:07,295 --> 01:00:10,215 I noticed that somebody had been messing with her brakes. 911 01:00:10,256 --> 01:00:11,633 Imagine that? 912 01:00:11,674 --> 01:00:14,177 So I fixed 'em for her, you know, gratis. 913 01:00:18,056 --> 01:00:19,432 Well, what... 914 01:00:19,474 --> 01:00:21,893 What are you thinking? 915 01:00:21,935 --> 01:00:25,939 I've always treated you like you were my own son. 916 01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:29,067 Abe, I don't know what you think. But it's not my fault. 917 01:00:30,032 --> 01:00:31,658 That bitch... 918 01:00:31,903 --> 01:00:33,681 she had it out for me, I swear. 919 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:35,323 She was trying to frame me. 920 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:37,784 She was the one who did it. 921 01:00:37,862 --> 01:00:39,595 I'm the real victim here. 922 01:01:36,612 --> 01:01:41,675 CREDITS