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In the beginning, there was The Boom.

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Mankind used its science against itself,

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reducing the glittering towers
of glass and steel to dust.

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My name is Sid.

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I was born into a world with no past.

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No future.

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Wandering the endless Wasteland.

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Alone.

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Hey, guys! Over here! Over here...

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Let's go!

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Must I do everything myself?

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Puny desert trash.

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No one escapes the wrath
of Freya Exaltada!

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- You're a tough little cockroach.
- And you're a psychotic bitch.

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I did not see that coming.

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Cute.

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Mazel tov!

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Are you sure about this?
I don't like the look of it.

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Oh, come on. What's so scary about
moving to the suburbs?

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Shall we?

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credits

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Freya, have you seen my tie?
I'm late for work.

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I've never had a 9:00 to 5:00 job before.

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Hey, we moved to Boomtown
to share a life together.

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I was on the road all the time
with my warlording,

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and you wanted to move out
of that cramped boulder

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you were hiding under like a crab.

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Which means one of us
needs to start making shmoney.

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- Just give it a shot, okay?
- Okay. I'll try.

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There's my brave road warrior.

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Scraps! Breakfast is ready!

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Kibble again? How frickin' lucky am I?

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Not so fast.

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Sit.

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Sit.

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Who's a good war dog?

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Who's willing to lay down
his life in combat for Mommy?

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I am, I am.

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{\an8}Alright, I'm gonna get going. I don't want
to be late for my first day at work.

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Are you gonna be alright here?

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Yeah. I can warlord from anywhere.

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{\an8}I'm gonna have these people
renouncing their old gods by lunch.

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{\an8}I'm sure you will.
No slaughtering women and children.

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- I'll try. Love you.
- Love you more.

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{\an8}- Alright. See you later.
- Bye!

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I ate that way too fast.

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{\an8}- I'm gonna go take a nap.
- Okay.

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{\an8}Excuse me. I'm looking for "The Junkman."

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{\an8}Well, go wait in line with
the rest of the filthy animals.

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- No offense.
- My name's Sid.

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I'm your new employee.

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{\an8}You're the new wasteland hire.

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{\an8}Morris "The Junkman" Rubinstein
at your service. Be right with you.

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Alright. So, your carburetor
comes to 75 bird beaks.

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That's outrageous!

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Hey, if you think you can find
a better deal elsewhere, go for it.

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I think the next nearest outpost
of human civilization

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is about a thousand miles from here.

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I would've given it to him for
50 bird beaks, the big stinkin' lug.

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No offense.

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Closed for lunch.

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I like to hire one of you underprivileged
Wastelanders every year.

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Part of my way of giving
back to the community.

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Plus, I get a huge tax break.

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So, tell me, Sid, how much do
you know about the junk game?

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Isn't it just buying
and selling a bunch of trash?

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It's not trash. It's junk.

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And I'll have you know,
I've built an empire out of this stuff,

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ever since I received
my first rusty trombone.

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There it is.

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Yes, quite rusty.

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Alright, we'll start you off
as a junior junk associate

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and see if you're worth anything.

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- Any questions?
- Yeah, just where do I sit?

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Any small hole will do,

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preferably without a mutated
beast living in it,

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but I can obviously make that work, too.

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You don't have to sit in a hole.
You get a desk.

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I get that whole desk to myself?

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The chair, too?

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Snacks are in the kitchenette,

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and if you need anything else,
just ask the office manager.

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- Sound good?
- Yeah. Yeah, sounds good.

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This is my chair.

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Citizens of Boomtown,
it is I, Freya Exaltada,

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Commander of the Seventh Legion,
Slayer of the Dread Rat King,

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and High Priestess of Old Cincinnati.

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I command you to bend the knee
or face my axe.

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Citizens? Hello?

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Is this thing on?

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Hey, this is your future
overlord you're ignoring.

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You're being very rude.

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Freya Exaltada. I have been
programmed to eliminate you...

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for being a messy bitch.

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It was a joke. It's funny
how I thought I was gonna die.

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Scraps, you remember
my best friend, TI-90.

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- Call me Tai.
- What are you doing in Boomtown?

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I had to stop by the genius bar
to get my hardware cleaned.

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I hooked up with
the hottest killbot last night,

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but I woke up with all these pop-ups.

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- I really hope I don't have a virus.
- Oh, my God. You are such a ho.

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I know. I really am.

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More importantly,
what are you doing here?

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- Sid and I live here now.
- You do?

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Like some sort of ironic performance art?

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No. Like, as my actual life.
Why? What's wrong?

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- Oh, girl, we need to talk. Like, now.
- Sure.

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- Scraps, why don't you take over?
- Yeah, got it.

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Citizens of Boomtown, give me treats.
I've been a good boy.

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Alright, newbies,

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you better pay attention
if you want to be

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half as successful
as me one day.

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Good one, boss. As if.

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Hey, Junkman!

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That carburetor you sold me was busted.

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Well, you should've read the fine print.

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It says, "Tough luck, sucker."

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You will pay for this in blood!

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Say, that was some pretty quick thinking.

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What do you say you and the missus
come over for dinner tonight?

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I'd like to discuss your future
at this company.

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My future?

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Yeah, I would like that very much, Mr.
Rubinstein. Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.

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Freya, exactly how much
do you know about Boomtown?

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Not much. I mean, I've burned places
like it to the ground, if that counts.

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No, these people aren't like you and me.

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They don't care about
having fun or being cool.

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They've basically given up on life.

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Because the world is
an uninhabitable hellscape?

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No. Because they've settled down.
All they do is go to their boring jobs

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and then go back home
to their boring families.

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They're like robots, and I'm allowed
to say that because I am a robot.

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Oh, God.

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I think we made a horrible
mistake moving here.

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Freya! There you are.

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- We need to talk.
- Oh, Sid. Thank God.

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Look, I know I asked you
to give Boomtown a shot, and...

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Yeah, I know, and I am so glad you did.

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- You are?
- Yeah. I love it here.

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I hope I make a good impression
on Mr. Rubinstein tonight.

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I've never been to a fancy
dinner party before.

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What do you think?

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Found it on the corpse
of an old train conductor.

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- Too try-hard?
- I don't understand.

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I thought being a road warrior
was your whole thing.

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I don't know. Maybe this is my thing.

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You know, back in the Wasteland, I was
always so hot and covered in sand.

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Looking back, I think I might have been,
like, low-key depressed.

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I don't know. This...

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This feels like somewhere
I could be really happy,

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and I have you to thank for that.

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I'm so glad to hear that.

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I guess I should probably go change.

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Greetings. Welcome to Chez Morris.

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Good evening, Mr. Rubinstein.
This is my wife, Freya.

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Yes. Tis I. The wife.

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Morris Rubinstein.
Literal garbage person.

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Please, come in.

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This is your house?

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Yes, it's an authentic McMansion
from the 2020s.

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We kept the original laminate floors,
the chairs that only spin halfway,

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and after dinner,
we can retire to le ball pit.

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- Pretty swanky, huh?
- Yeah, this place is incredible.

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Honey, the guests are here!

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How lovely to meet you. I'm Holly.

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She's a ghost! Kill it!

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Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I forgot
to explain. Holly is a hologram.

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I bought her after my second
marriage hit the skids.

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Holly is my queen.
She's the light of my life.

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- And I love you, darling.
- Damn it!

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- I was right in the middle of talking!
- Silly me.

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Always forgetting my place.
I'll get dinner ready.

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Yeah. Why don't you do that?

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Ain't she a doll?

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I made Morris's favorite, fried rat.

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What can I say? I'm a foodie.

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I have never tried real rat before.
Thank you so much.

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What are you doing?
That's a cockroach fork.

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That's a rat fork.

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No, no, no. Of course. I was joking.

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Can you imagine if I
didn't know which fork to use?

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Like some feral beast.
So pathetic and stupid.

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So, Holly, you're a hologram.
That's cool.

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Oh, yes.

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I love doing menial chores all day

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and still finding time to satisfy
Morris's every want and need.

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- Soon enough, that'll be you.
- No!

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Sorry. Just girl talk.

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Darling, maybe I should
go home and check on Scraps.

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I mean, he hasn't been home
by himself before.

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But we just got here. I'm sure Scraps
doesn't even realize we're gone.

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What is happening?!

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Why did they do this to me?!

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Time is a liar!

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May I use the bathroom?

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It's right over there,

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but you'll need this key attached
to a giant spoon to get in.

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Be right back.

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Must be so fun to use the bathroom.

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This better be important!
I'm at Zion, bitch!

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Oh, Tai, thank God. I need you to come
rescue me from Sid's boss's house.

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These people are even worse
than you said.

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Oh, no, no. I can't leave now.
This party is lit!

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Everyone is so hot and sweaty
and unidentifiably multi-cultural!

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Please, if I stay here any longer, I think
I'm literally gonna kill one of them.

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Fine. Drop me a pin. I'll come get you.

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Yes! Oh, my God, I love you,
I love you, I love you.

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Love you!

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Sorry. Excuse me. Pardon me.

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No, we get it. "We're all alive and free."
Get over yourselves.

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- Sorry about that.
- You're just in time.

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You didn't tell me your husband
here was born under a rock.

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I fairness, it was voted the seventh
best rock to give birth under,

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but yeah, point taken.

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Yes, sir, this is the life.
Big house, hot wife...

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and more bird beak
than I know what to do with.

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I mean, there must be more
to life than that, right?

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What about adventure,
excitement, meaning?

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Your wife is starting to sound like
one of those dirty Wastelanders.

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"Hey, man, I just want to drive my crazy
car and get into road wars."

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That's very good. We do sound like that.

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Must contain rising bloodlust.

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"You stole this land from
the radioactive zombies.

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They were here first."

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Oh, darling, you're so funny.
Not to mention sexually attractive.

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This is it.
I'm gonna murder him. It's happening.

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"Save the whale.
He's the last of his kind."

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Yeah, right. If I ever meet that whale,
I'm gonna harpoon his ass.

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Sorry. Door was locked.

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Tai? What are you doing here?
What a crazy coinki-dink.

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Don't you remember?
You were going to help me

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back up my files to the cloud.

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I didn't take you two
to be a couple of robot lovers.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Oh, nothing.

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I think robots play a very
important role in society...

241
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for cleaning up my trash,
ya frickin' Roomba.

242
00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:45,056
Oh, you did not just say that.

243
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Annihilation mode, activated.

244
00:15:00,996 --> 00:15:02,887
You've got mail, bitch.

245
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:08,423
Some people don't know
how to behave at a dinner party.

246
00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:10,620
Not like us, right, Mr. Rubinstein?

247
00:15:10,645 --> 00:15:14,246
Get out! And don't bother coming in
on Monday. You're fired!

248
00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:17,411
Coffee, anyone?

249
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:23,195
Tonight was a disaster.
Tai was completely out of control.

250
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:26,465
He's an emotionless killing machine.
Why is he always so dramatic?

251
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,401
It wasn't Tai's fault.

252
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,454
I asked him to come.

253
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,195
Wait. Sorry, why?

254
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:35,301
'Cause I'm not ready to settle down.

255
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,174
I don't want to turn into
one of these boring people.

256
00:15:37,199 --> 00:15:39,041
I liked who we were back
in the Wasteland...

257
00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:42,418
Who said anything about becoming
like one of these people?

258
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:46,262
You seem so happy here.
I thought that's what you wanted.

259
00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:50,363
Freya, I'm happy here
because I'm here with you.

260
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,809
I don't care if we live in Boomtown
or the Wasteland or anywhere else.

261
00:15:56,569 --> 00:16:00,949
As long as I'm with the same
violent, sadistic,

262
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psychotic warlord
that I fell in love with.

263
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Oh, Sid.

264
00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:15,754
What happened?

265
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:18,967
Oh, hey, you guys are back.

266
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:24,434
So, it's probably not the best time,
but someone barfed in your shoes,

267
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and then... and then they ate the barf.

268
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,914
How lucky am I that
our guests left such

269
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a big mess for me to clean up?

270
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Will you keep it down, please?
I'm trying to read the paper.

271
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,738
Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt
your studies, dear.

272
00:16:50,832 --> 00:16:54,144
Oh, geez. Couldn't you at least use
the other hole?

273
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It is I, Freya Exaltada,
Doom Bringer Extremus,

274
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Sultanness of the Great Garbage Islands,

275
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and Runner-Up in the third annual
Wasteland Beatbox Championships.

276
00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:09,116
I command you to give Sid his job back.

277
00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:12,082
Oh, yeah? Or what?
You'll curtsy me to death?

278
00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:14,453
Nope.

279
00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:17,637
I'm gonna beat the crap out
of you like a goddamn warlord.

280
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,715
Stop that!

281
00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:24,469
Oh, Morris, I didn't
know that you could

282
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fit your head up your
own butt like that.

283
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,359
- It stinks in here!
- My flexible man.

284
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:35,011
Well, it was really great
getting to know you.

285
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,114
I know I only sat on you once,

286
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,566
but it was probably the most meaningful
experience of my life.

287
00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:45,586
- Sid, can I have a word with you?
- Mr. Rubinstein, what happened to you?

288
00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:48,880
Nothing.
I slipped getting out of the shower.

289
00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:52,246
I certainly didn't have my esophagus
pulled through my butthole.

290
00:17:53,496 --> 00:17:55,480
On a completely unrelated note,

291
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I'm thinking of giving you your job back.

292
00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:00,519
Really? What changed?

293
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,636
What? People can't change their minds
without being flayed alive

294
00:18:03,661 --> 00:18:06,785
and having your ribcage played
like a cartoon xylophone?

295
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,130
So, what do you say?

296
00:18:10,866 --> 00:18:13,551
Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
Yeah, I won't let you down. I promise.

297
00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:17,394
Well, you better not.
I expect you to deliver, or else.

298
00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:21,558
And please give my regards to the missus.

299
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,988
You know, not in a pushy way.
You know, in a polite, friendly way.

300
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,039
- Sure.
- I mean, not too polite, either. Just...

301
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,129
You know what?
Just forget I said anything.

302
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,119
Welcome back.

303
00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:42,680
You hear that, chair?

304
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,599
We're back!

305
00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,465
I am really excited
to go to work tomorrow.

306
00:18:53,658 --> 00:18:57,218
I do belong here, and I am gonna prove
that to Mr. Rubinstein.

307
00:18:57,643 --> 00:18:59,799
You know what? I'm excited, too.

308
00:19:00,079 --> 00:19:02,755
I mean, so what if Boomtown
isn't as cool as the Wasteland?

309
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,060
We'll make it cool.

310
00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:07,496
- As long as we're together.
- As long as we're together.

311
00:19:08,012 --> 00:19:09,465
Mind if I scooch in?

312
00:19:09,961 --> 00:19:12,129
Scraps, you know you're not
allowed on the bed.

313
00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:14,183
Just for one night?

314
00:19:16,402 --> 00:19:18,480
I can't say no to that face.
Come in here, boy.

315
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,527
Yes!

316
00:19:23,347 --> 00:19:25,107
- A little bit over.
- Okay.

317
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,788
Yeah.

318
00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:30,710
This feels right.

319
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credits