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- What's all this?
- Well...

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I thought that we could
have a new family tradition:

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Pancake Sundays.

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I got all the fixings.

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You can pick what you want.

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We got chocolate chips, blueberries.

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I wish I'd known, honey.

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I made an early tee time with Wayne.

9
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What? Well, wouldn't you rather
spend the day with your family?

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Of course.

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He's going through a divorce, you know.

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He needs this.

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I guess, sure.

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How about this? I'll take
some bacon for the road.

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Why don't you bring some for Wayne, too?

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Good idea.

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Can I take the plate?

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Go ahead.

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Hey, Missy, you awake?

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It's Pancake Sunday.

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What's that?

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Well, it's a fun new
thing I thought we could...

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Where are you going?

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I told you. Six Flags
with Jamie's family.

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Oh. Well, I could make
you pancakes first.

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Pancakes and roller coasters?

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Do you want me to barf?

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Well, no.

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What's all this about pancakes?

30
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Oh, it's Pancake Sunday.

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I got to go.

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Since when is it Pancake Sunday?

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Since today.

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No, it's not. It's
Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday,

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like it's been for the past three years.

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Well, I thought it would be fun.

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I'll-I'll make you any
kind of pancake you want.

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On Bran Buds Sunday?

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Fine. I'll put Bran
Buds in the pancakes.

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That could work.

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It doesn't work.

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Excuse me.

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Do you have a recommendation?

45
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Well, you can never go
wrong with John Candy.

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But, and this is just one man's opinion,

47
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Pauly Shore is a comedy god.

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Really?

49
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You may pee your pants.

50
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And if you do, there's a
Laundromat right next door.

51
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Well,

52
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I will watch this and let you know.

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Sounds good.

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Did you find everything okay?

55
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Oh, yeah. He's really helpful.

56
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Yes, he is.

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Okay, thank you. Come again.

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I will.

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Thank you.

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See ya.

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Wow.

62
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Wow, what?

63
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She was totally hitting on you.

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All she did was rent a movie.

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And then she laughed
and she touched your arm.

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That's textbook flirting.

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I'm sorry, I-I wasn't trying to.

68
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Georgie, it's fine. You
can flirt with other girls.

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It doesn't feel like I should.

70
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Well, we're not a couple.

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I know, but we're having a baby
together. That ain't nothing.

72
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All I'm saying is, you're not tied down.

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Don't I get a vote in that?

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Yeah, you get a vote.

75
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But we get two votes.
You're not tied down.

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Oh. I didn't realize my mom had company.

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Yeah.

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Uh, do I have to pretend

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I didn't spend the night here, or...?

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I don't know how this works.

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It's fine, uh...

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you could've said
nothing, but now I know.

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Yeah.

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What's with the pancakes?

85
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Oh, I made extra, so I
was just bringing 'em by.

86
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Who's at the door?

87
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It's Mary!

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She knows I slept with you.

89
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Come on in.

90
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- I brought pancakes.
- Why?

91
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Well, I made 'em for
the fam... thank you...

92
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Made 'em for the family,

93
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and everyone was busy this morning,

94
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so here I am.

95
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So what are y'all up to today?

96
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I was trying to convince your
mom to go fishing with me.

97
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Oh, fishing, that could be fun.

98
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I ain't going fishing.

99
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I'd go to a flea market.

100
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Oh, I do love a flea market.

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I don't want to buy
some dead guy's pants.

102
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Oh, the outlet malls are still
having their holiday sales.

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I'd rather die and have you
sell my pants at the flea market.

104
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Well, I'm sure we can come
up with something else.

105
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Well, hang on.

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When did we become a threesome?

107
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You don't want to hang out with me?

108
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Well, I do, but he's
not crazy about you.

109
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Well, that's not true.

110
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Well, then, it looks like
you got a fishing buddy.

111
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I don't really want to go fishing.

112
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Boy, that was a close one.

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You okay?

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Mm-hmm.

115
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Are you mad at me?

116
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Why would I be mad at you?

117
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Is this about that girl?

118
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Why do you want me to
date someone else so bad?

119
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I didn't say I wanted you
to. I said it was okay.

120
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Well, it seems like you want me to.

121
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I just want you to live your life.

122
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Then why'd you sleep with me again?

123
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It was one time.

124
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It was more than one time.

125
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It was one night, and it was a mistake.

126
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Oh, really?

127
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Then maybe I should
go out with that girl.

128
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Maybe you should.

129
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Fine. And maybe you should
go out with someone, too.

130
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Right, because there's
nothing men want more

131
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than a girl with a baby
pushing against her bladder.

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You want me to pull
over at that Wendy's?

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- Their restroom's pretty nice.
- Yes, I do.

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Hello.

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Hey, you're home.

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How was golf?

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Fun. Wayne hit a duck.

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Yeah, maybe you had to be there.

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Kids home?

140
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Nope. Just me. All by myself.

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Hey, sounds nice.

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I guess.

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Actually...

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without church,

145
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Sundays are feeling kind of empty.

146
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Aw. Hey, next Sunday we'll do something.

147
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It's not just Sundays.

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I had Bible study, prayer group.

149
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I had a whole community.

150
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So, find a new one. You
just got to get involved.

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You know, make some friends.

152
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You make it sound so easy.

153
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Oh, come on. Sheldon
has got school friends.

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How hard could it be?

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- Hey.
- Oh, hi.

156
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You were right. Hilarious.

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I wouldn't steer you wrong.

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You got any other recommendations?

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Well, there-there is
a Mexican restaurant

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down the street that's pretty good.

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I do like Mexican food.

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Hmm, we should go there sometime.

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I'm free tomorrow.

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Cool. It's a date!

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Sorry. That was a little
loud. I'm just excited.

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For our date!

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Hi, honey.

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What are you doing here?

169
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Well, they needed volunteers

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for the book fair, so here I am.

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- Hey, Missy.
- Hi.

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Who is that? He's a cutie.

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All right, come with me.

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You need to leave.

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- Why?
- 'Cause you're embarrassing me.

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Everyone knows you have a mother.

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Please.

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Fine, if you don't
want me here, I'll go.

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I promise I'll do anything
you want this weekend.

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Okay.

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Just not here or near anyone I know.

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Can't wait.

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Love you, bye.

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Hey.

185
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You said if I ever had a problem,

186
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I could come to you, right?

187
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Yeah, of course.

188
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Not to mention, you got
all bent out of shape

189
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when I asked Dale for
advice instead of you.

190
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I didn't get all bent out of shape.

191
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That ain't what Dale said.

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You want my advice or what?

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So here's the deal.

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There was a cute girl flirting
with me at the video store,

195
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and Mandy saw us.

196
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Got it.

197
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And now Mandy's mad at you.

198
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Actually I'm kind of mad at her.

199
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Why?

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She told me I should ask her out.

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The cute girl?

202
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I mean, I know Mandy
and I ain't together,

203
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but I thought I was wearing her down.

204
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You do have that effect on people.

205
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But now I'm supposed to
go to dinner with Amber,

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that's the new girl,

207
00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:11,043
and Mandy says she's okay with it,

208
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but I'm worried it's a trap.

209
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Right.

210
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So what do I do?

211
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Well...

212
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All right, well, let's break it down.

213
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If you don't go on the date,

214
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Mandy might be upset with you.

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- Right.
- But if you do go,

216
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you might feel guilty.

217
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Right, but if I don't go,

218
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the new girl's gonna get
stood up, and she'll be mad.

219
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Georgie, you can't live your life

220
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afraid that women are
gonna get mad at you.

221
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It's just what they're born to do.

222
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Makes sense.

223
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I'm not a woman. I'm
mad at you right now.

224
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You watching your Star Trek show?

225
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I am.

226
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Mind if I join?

227
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Not at all. But I must
warn you, it's addictive.

228
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...taking you into this wormhole.

229
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We have no idea what we're
dealing with in there.

230
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- It could be hostile...
- Major!

231
00:09:01,961 --> 00:09:03,691
I was found in the Denorios Belt.

232
00:09:03,694 --> 00:09:05,296
Is that one Mr. Spock?

233
00:09:05,298 --> 00:09:06,897
No, there's no Mr. Spock.

234
00:09:06,899 --> 00:09:08,988
This is Deep Space Nine, not TOS.

235
00:09:08,991 --> 00:09:11,135
Sorry, I thought this was Star Trek.

236
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It is Star Trek. It's
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

237
00:09:13,647 --> 00:09:16,340
And this is the first episode,
so I'm trying to pay attention.

238
00:09:16,342 --> 00:09:17,717
Sorry.

239
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,876
Well, the answers to a lot of
my questions may be somewhere

240
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on the other side of that wormhole.

241
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Is that it? Is it over?

242
00:09:26,279 --> 00:09:29,381
Well, that's just part one.
There's a whole nother hour.

243
00:09:29,384 --> 00:09:30,718
Oh.

244
00:09:32,742 --> 00:09:35,022
So, is this your mom's car?

245
00:09:35,025 --> 00:09:36,527
Nah. It's mine.

246
00:09:37,695 --> 00:09:41,096
Well, it's very... practical.

247
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What car do you drive?

248
00:09:42,614 --> 00:09:44,266
Toyota.

249
00:09:44,268 --> 00:09:46,469
But my dream car is a Mustang.

250
00:09:46,471 --> 00:09:48,604
Oh, really? I used to have one.

251
00:09:48,606 --> 00:09:51,106
And you traded it in for this?

252
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Why?

253
00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:53,778
Well-well...

254
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...I had my reasons.

255
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Oh, you wanted to
look like a soccer mom?

256
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No.

257
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,017
It's-it's good for hauling stuff.

258
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,965
Ah, and they were all
sold out of trucks?

259
00:10:04,968 --> 00:10:06,286
No, I just needed...

260
00:10:06,289 --> 00:10:07,655
Something big to carry your purse?

261
00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:09,223
Will you let me finish?

262
00:10:09,225 --> 00:10:11,595
Ooh, sorry.

263
00:10:13,663 --> 00:10:15,630
You know that girl at the video store?

264
00:10:15,632 --> 00:10:18,128
The giant, pregnant one?

265
00:10:18,131 --> 00:10:19,533
Yeah.

266
00:10:20,736 --> 00:10:22,002
No.

267
00:10:22,004 --> 00:10:23,972
Yeah.

268
00:10:25,574 --> 00:10:27,007
So, you two are...

269
00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:29,075
No. We're having a baby,
but we're not together.

270
00:10:29,077 --> 00:10:31,645
In fact, she's the one who
told me I should ask you out.

271
00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:34,314
- Well, that's not weird.
- Really?

272
00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:35,618
No, it's weird.

273
00:10:38,853 --> 00:10:40,219
- Hey.
- Hi.

274
00:10:40,221 --> 00:10:42,893
I thought Georgie said
you were going to dinner.

275
00:10:42,896 --> 00:10:44,763
No, uh, he's having dinner.

276
00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,392
Y'all fighting again?

277
00:10:46,394 --> 00:10:48,461
- What'd he do?
- Nothing.

278
00:10:48,463 --> 00:10:50,262
So why aren't you at dinner with him?

279
00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:51,464
He's on a date.

280
00:10:51,466 --> 00:10:53,533
Why, that little...

281
00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:55,658
No, it's okay. I told him to.

282
00:10:55,661 --> 00:10:57,126
Why the hell would you do that?

283
00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:58,470
Why are you yelling at me?

284
00:10:58,473 --> 00:10:59,671
Because you got me all riled up,

285
00:10:59,673 --> 00:11:01,272
and I got to point it somewhere.

286
00:11:01,274 --> 00:11:02,874
Look...

287
00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:04,943
I have enough going on here

288
00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:08,162
without worrying about
being in some relationship.

289
00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:11,516
Plus, Georgie deserves to have a life.

290
00:11:11,518 --> 00:11:14,886
So y'all are good, and I don't
have to be mad at anybody?

291
00:11:14,888 --> 00:11:16,087
Right.

292
00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:17,438
Huh.

293
00:11:17,441 --> 00:11:20,478
I'm gonna go call Dale and pick a fight.

294
00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:29,953
Oh, hey. I didn't know
you were working tonight.

295
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,227
I'm not.

296
00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:32,582
Just meeting some friends.

297
00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:34,170
Oh, that's nice.

298
00:11:34,173 --> 00:11:35,297
- Yep.
- Oh, so,

299
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,074
I was just getting off work myself.

300
00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:38,700
Oh. Have a good one.

301
00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:41,647
Well, uh, so, friends
from high school, or...?

302
00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:44,914
More like a bunch of gals
that used to be married,

303
00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:46,382
used to be in Weight Watchers,

304
00:11:46,384 --> 00:11:47,717
and now just come here to drink

305
00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:49,519
and bitch about their lives.

306
00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:50,976
That sounds fun.

307
00:11:50,979 --> 00:11:52,812
Does it?

308
00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:56,058
Would you... want to join us?

309
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,596
Oh, well... so long
as I'm not butting in.

310
00:11:59,598 --> 00:12:01,464
Well, I have to warn you,

311
00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:03,265
it's kind of a salty group.

312
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:05,100
I don't want you to be shocked.

313
00:12:05,102 --> 00:12:06,468
You've met my mother.

314
00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:09,106
That's true. Come on.

315
00:12:10,742 --> 00:12:11,807
Ladies?

316
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,975
Mary here is gonna be joining us.

317
00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:15,510
All right. Fresh meat.

318
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:20,861
Since we're being so honest,

319
00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,152
I should tell you...

320
00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,546
I didn't really think
Pauly Shore was funny.

321
00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:27,011
- What?
- Yeah. I just said it

322
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,935
'cause I wanted to talk to you again.

323
00:12:31,036 --> 00:12:33,086
So, I didn't scare you off?

324
00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:36,098
Look, it's strange,

325
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,077
but I've got stuff, too.

326
00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:40,370
Like what?

327
00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:45,433
Well, I can't believe I'm
saying this on a first date,

328
00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:48,091
but I'm going through a divorce.

329
00:12:48,094 --> 00:12:49,318
Huh.

330
00:12:49,321 --> 00:12:51,819
I'm sorry. How long were you married?

331
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:52,946
A year.

332
00:12:52,948 --> 00:12:54,469
Ooh, a whole year.

333
00:12:54,471 --> 00:12:57,119
Sounds like you really gave it a try.

334
00:13:00,651 --> 00:13:03,495
Do you still have feelings for him?

335
00:13:03,498 --> 00:13:05,320
Do you still have feelings for her?

336
00:13:05,323 --> 00:13:07,375
Mm, I asked you first.

337
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,555
It's complicated.

338
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,077
Boy, is it.

339
00:13:12,079 --> 00:13:14,262
I went to two full-grown men for advice.

340
00:13:14,264 --> 00:13:15,787
Neither of 'em had a clue.

341
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,202
So my friend said,

342
00:13:18,204 --> 00:13:19,790
"You have so much in common,

343
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:20,915
you should meet him."

344
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,266
I show up at the restaurant.

345
00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:25,066
He's my frigging cousin.

346
00:13:25,069 --> 00:13:26,187
No.

347
00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:27,337
Did you?

348
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,496
No!

349
00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:31,210
All right, Mary, you're up.

350
00:13:31,212 --> 00:13:34,514
Oh, no. I don't have any good stories.

351
00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:35,773
Oh, come on, you're married.

352
00:13:35,776 --> 00:13:37,366
You're the only one of us getting any.

353
00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:38,491
Really?

354
00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:39,947
That's what we're talking about?

355
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,277
Married people sex?

356
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,820
Well, George and I have been...

357
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,442
connecting more lately.

358
00:13:45,444 --> 00:13:47,193
Ooh!

359
00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:48,231
Details. Now.

360
00:13:48,234 --> 00:13:49,612
No, no, no, I can't.

361
00:13:49,614 --> 00:13:51,169
Oh, come on.

362
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:53,883
It's bad enough this one's
got her secret boyfriend

363
00:13:53,885 --> 00:13:55,108
she won't tell us about.

364
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:56,392
Brenda Sparks.

365
00:13:56,395 --> 00:13:57,921
How do I not know this?

366
00:13:57,923 --> 00:14:00,988
First of all, I'm not
Brenda Sparks anymore.

367
00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:02,488
Oh, don't go changing the subject.

368
00:14:02,490 --> 00:14:04,872
And... there's no one.

369
00:14:04,874 --> 00:14:06,769
She's lying. There's some guy

370
00:14:06,772 --> 00:14:07,862
that she was sweet on,

371
00:14:07,865 --> 00:14:09,334
but she won't give us any info.

372
00:14:09,337 --> 00:14:10,697
I think he's married.

373
00:14:10,699 --> 00:14:12,121
Mm-hmm.

374
00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:13,379
He's not.

375
00:14:13,381 --> 00:14:14,835
Oh, interesting.

376
00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:16,258
I thought there was no one.

377
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,940
Ooh...!

378
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,355
If you like friendly
cats, this next item...

379
00:14:21,357 --> 00:14:22,813
What are you watching?

380
00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:25,925
The crap-I-don't-need channel.

381
00:14:29,865 --> 00:14:31,252
What are you looking at?

382
00:14:31,254 --> 00:14:33,403
Nothing.

383
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,092
He come back yet?

384
00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:36,946
No.

385
00:14:36,948 --> 00:14:40,786
But you don't care 'cause
you're good with this.

386
00:14:40,788 --> 00:14:42,738
I am.

387
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,890
I think.

388
00:14:44,892 --> 00:14:46,744
Second thoughts?

389
00:14:48,632 --> 00:14:50,251
I mean, if it wasn't for the baby,

390
00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:51,840
I never would've seen him again.

391
00:14:51,842 --> 00:14:54,225
But there is a baby.

392
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,627
Yeah.

393
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,460
And he's been so great.

394
00:14:58,463 --> 00:15:00,777
And I keep pushing him away

395
00:15:00,779 --> 00:15:02,631
and pushing him away, and...

396
00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:06,141
he's still there every time I need him.

397
00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,821
What the hell am I
doing, sending him off

398
00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:10,296
with another woman?

399
00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:11,486
Yeah.

400
00:15:11,489 --> 00:15:12,993
No, I'm asking you.

401
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,406
Oh, um, all right.

402
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,466
Well?!

403
00:15:20,469 --> 00:15:22,223
Give me a minute.

404
00:15:23,816 --> 00:15:24,873
Hey.

405
00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:26,298
You stayed out late.

406
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,044
I did what you said and
I made some new friends.

407
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,295
Well, good for you. Who?

408
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:35,002
Brenda, Jill, and, ooh,
either Helen or Ellen,

409
00:15:35,004 --> 00:15:37,848
but I missed my window to make sure.

410
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:39,250
Sounds fun.

411
00:15:39,253 --> 00:15:41,436
It was. Oh...

412
00:15:41,438 --> 00:15:43,145
and get this, I got dirt.

413
00:15:43,148 --> 00:15:44,601
Ooh, what kind of dirt?

414
00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:47,150
Brenda has a secret man

415
00:15:47,152 --> 00:15:49,600
that she is hiding from everybody.

416
00:15:49,602 --> 00:15:50,692
Really?

417
00:15:50,694 --> 00:15:52,446
And he might be married.

418
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:53,904
Really?

419
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,814
Well, who do you think it is?

420
00:15:56,816 --> 00:15:58,205
Oh, I don't know,

421
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,251
but me and the gals are gonna find out.

422
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,601
What the hell, Brenda?

423
00:16:03,603 --> 00:16:04,858
What the hell, what?

424
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,017
Your friends all know

425
00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:07,573
about your "secret boyfriend"?

426
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:08,933
You think that's you?

427
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:10,617
Well...

428
00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,397
it's not?

429
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,725
No, George.

430
00:16:15,254 --> 00:16:16,510
Well, who is it?

431
00:16:16,512 --> 00:16:17,933
I didn't tell them.

432
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,125
I'm not gonna tell you.

433
00:16:19,127 --> 00:16:20,283
Okay.

434
00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:21,697
Oh, God.

435
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,321
Are you upset that there might
be another guy in the picture?

436
00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:25,447
No.

437
00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:26,837
Good.

438
00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:28,326
Go home to your wife.

439
00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:29,882
I will.

440
00:16:29,884 --> 00:16:30,911
Okay.

441
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:39,079
Shut up.

442
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,299
Mom.

443
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,398
What is it, Sheldon?

444
00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:47,022
I know you had some
questions about Star Trek,

445
00:16:47,024 --> 00:16:48,549
so I've compiled a detailed guide

446
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,337
outlining all the shows, characters,

447
00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:51,893
and how they fit in a timeline.

448
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,449
Can we do this later?

449
00:16:53,451 --> 00:16:54,806
I've got a headache.

450
00:16:54,808 --> 00:16:56,759
Unfortunately not.
If we don't do it now,

451
00:16:56,761 --> 00:16:58,315
you'll be completely lost when we watch

452
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,135
The Animated Series this afternoon.

453
00:17:00,137 --> 00:17:01,823
Just 20 more minutes.

454
00:17:01,825 --> 00:17:04,901
Mom, this is almost a hundred
pages. We have to get started.

455
00:17:04,903 --> 00:17:06,656
In the 23rd century,

456
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,337
alien races from around the
galaxy have come together

457
00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:11,287
to form the United
Federation of Planets,

458
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,578
which is... open your eyes...

459
00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:14,700
Headquartered in San Francisco.

460
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,221
Morning.

461
00:17:23,224 --> 00:17:24,446
Good morning.

462
00:17:24,449 --> 00:17:26,285
I think I owe you an apology.

463
00:17:27,511 --> 00:17:28,733
Yeah?

464
00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:30,554
You were totally right.

465
00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:33,433
I had a good time with Amber last night.

466
00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:35,387
Oh. Good.

467
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,677
- I'm glad.
- Yeah.

468
00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:37,968
We ended up talking for hours.

469
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:39,590
Turns out we have a lot in common.

470
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,157
So, thank you for
pushing me to ask her out.

471
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,725
You're welcome.

472
00:17:49,845 --> 00:17:54,278
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