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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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I understand you're moving forward

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with Sheldon's grant database.

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I was an intrinsic part of that.

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Hmm. Sheldon didn't mention you.

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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.

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What did you decide?

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I'm cutting everybody out

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and doing this myself.

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- What?
- I don't need the university,

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and I don't need Dr. Linkletter.

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How are you gonna pay for all this?

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I'll find private investors.
They can pay for it

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on the condition I'm left alone.

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Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?

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Perhaps you're right.

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Done. I'm good.

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Good morning. I'm Sheldon Cooper.

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Thank you for taking the
time to hear my proposal.

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I have some handouts.

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I-I'm sorry, who are you?

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Oh, I'm... Sheldon Cooper.

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I'm here to pitch my idea
for a grant computer database.

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How old are you?

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When you hear my presentation,
I believe you'll realize

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my age is irrelevant.

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So there's no adult with you?

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Well, my mom drove me here, but
I told her to wait in the car.

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Is this a joke?

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I assure you, it's not.

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When I make jokes, I
follow them with a "bazinga"

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so it's clear.

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Like this: "Bazinga."

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How long does it take
to grow a mustache?

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I know we've lost to Pineview a lot

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over the years, but that's in the past.

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You're a different team now.

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So just stick to the plan,

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and you're gonna come out on top.

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And Stevens, I don't care
how uncomfortable you are,

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you're wearin' your cup tonight.

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All right,

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you boys have worked hard for this.

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Now, let's get out there and get that W.

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- Yeah! Let's go!
- Yes, sir!

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Looking like some winners in here.

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Hey, y'all. George.

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- Pastor Rob, you made it.
- Of course.

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And... why?

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Coach Wilkins invited
me to pray with the kids

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before the game.

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Oh. And... why?

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Can't hurt to have a little extra help

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from the big man upstairs.

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Amen to that.

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All right, guys.

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Circle up.

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Lord, we lift these players...

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What the hell, Wayne?

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What? Lots of teams do it.

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- Well, why him?
- He's a good guy.

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He's been counseling
me since Darlene left.

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Fine, just... next
time, give me a heads-up.

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Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.

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It's okay, forget about it.

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- Amen!
- Amen!

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All right, hands in,

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"team" on three!

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One, two, three!

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- Team!
- Let's go!

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Yeah! All right, boys, go get 'em.

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He did "team on three."

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I do "team on three."

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- I'll do it with ya.
- Wh...

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It's not the same.

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Hey, how was the game?

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Fine.

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Well, Pineview's a tough team.

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Don't beat yourself up.

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No, we won.

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I want to be happy, but
your face is confusing me.

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We destroyed 'em. It was a blowout.

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That doesn't clear things up.

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Pastor Rob prayed with
the team before the game

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and everyone thinks
he's the reason we won.

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So you're mad he helped you win?

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He didn't help!

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I coached that team up,
I designed the game plan.

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But who do they hoist on their shoulders

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after the final whistle?

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Well...

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What?

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Come on.

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Of course I like cars.

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Most girls don't?

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Well, I do.

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Which one's your favorite?

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Yeah, totally.

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Ford's the best.

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Missy, I need to use the phone.

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Too bad.

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This is important.

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Can't you lie to boys

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about liking cars some other time?

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I gotta go. Bye.

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Here.

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Wait, don't go away. I need your help.

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This is stupid.

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Do you want the money or not?

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Hello? Yes, I have Sheldon Cooper

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calling for Mr. Jennings.

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Yes, we'll hold.

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Hello, Mr. Jennings.

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Mr. Cooper here.

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Yes, I know we have an
appointment for tomorrow,

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but I thought, why wait
to do this face-to-face

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when we could do it
over the phone? Ha, ha.

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Well, it's just that
there's been so much interest

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in the grant database, I
wanted to make sure that you

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got a chance to hear it first.

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Excellent. Well...

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I'm on the phone.

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Oh. Sorry, baby.

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Uh, so you can hang up now.

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Your voice sounds funny,

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are you coming down with a cold?

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No, I'm fine.

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This is my normal adult voice.

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I guess I just miss that
sweet little boy voice.

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Mom!

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Wh... I-It doesn't matter
how old I am, Mr. Jennings,

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because I'm really, really smart.

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Oh, is this about his database thingy?

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He is so excited about that

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I could barely get
him to bed last night.

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Mom!

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As long as I've been teaching here,

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we have never beaten Pineview.

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Oh, well, I can't take credit for that.

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Gotta give it to the big guy.

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George?

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Oh, I meant the big guy upstairs,

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but yeah, him, too.

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So when you baptize someone,

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are you only wearing swim trunks or...?

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Oh, no, no, fully covered.

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So is it, like, in a pool...

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or a hot tub or...

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Um...

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I thought you were Mormon.

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- Mind your business.
- Okay.

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Good mornin'.

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- Hey, George.
- Hey.

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Hey, good morning, George.

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What's going on here?

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Just talking about Friday's game.

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The paper called it
the "Medford Miracle."

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No miracle, just good coaching.

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Let's not forget about those kids...

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- I mean, they really played their hearts out.
- Mm. Yeah.

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One of the things I coached them to do.

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Of course. I'm just
saying it's a team effort.

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I'm sorry, what are you doin' here?

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Oh. A couple of the
players wanted to talk,

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so I'm waiting for them
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Talk about what?

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Anything they want.

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Just here to listen.

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He's a good listener, George.

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If you ever need someone to talk to...

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I'm fine.

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Sure.

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A man who listens.

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Hmm.

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Mmm-mm-mm.

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So what's up?

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Well, I was hoping I could maybe

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bring a friend over to watch a movie.

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Mm-hmm.

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And would that friend be a-a boy?

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Yeah, his name is Dean and he's so cool,

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and if I bring him to my house,

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my family's gonna embarrass me

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and he's never gonna talk to me again.

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Calm down, he can come here.

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Thank you.

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- But I have some rules.
- Anything.

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Okay, first rule,

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you can sit on the same couch,

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but separate cushions.

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And no crossing the line.

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- Deal.
- I'm not done.

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I will leave you alone,

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but I will cross through occasionally,

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unannounced

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and I better not see
any scooting, scurrying

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or resetting of pillows.

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No problem.

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The movie can be PG-13,

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but the date has to stay G.

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- I promise.
- All right, then.

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- Thank you, you're the best meemaw ever.
- Yeah, I know.

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And just so you know,
Little Mermaid is rated G,

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and they totally kiss.

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On the lips.

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No one will even listen to my ideas.

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I'm being discriminated against

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because I'm too young.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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I can't wait till I'm your age

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and people treat me with
respect and reverence.

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Sometimes older people get
discriminated against, too.

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For what? Getting smaller
and cuter year after year?

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Look at you.

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Well, sometimes people assume,

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because of my age,
that I'm out of touch,

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that I, uh, don't know how to use

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new technologies, that I, uh...

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Hold on, there's a third one.

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So I'm too young and you're too old?

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If you take the mean of both our ages,

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we'd be a formidable 41.

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Hmm.

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My name is Sheldon Cooper

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and this is my partner,
Dr. John Sturgis.

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- Greetings.
- With us,

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you get both youth and experience.

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Oh, by the way, I
remembered that third thing.

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I'll tell you later.

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So once this is up and running,

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anyone with a computer
and a modem can have access

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to every grant offered worldwide.

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And you can charge for
access on both sides.

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As the kids like to say, ka-ching.

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That's the sound of a cash register,

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in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.

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Sounds like this could
be very lucrative.

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It was clear.

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How soon do you think

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you could have a prototype?

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Well, working around my class schedule

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and a sensible bedtime,
I think within a year.

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If we fund this, we'd expect
you to work on it full-time.

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We don't want someone else
beating us to the punch.

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I suppose I could, uh, take
a sabbatical from teaching,

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but my bedtime is also quite rigid.

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Look, building a company
is not a part-time endeavor.

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We need to know our partners
are as committed as we are.

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So you want me to drop out of college?

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Of course not. We want to give you money

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to build a grant database.

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I guess the question is...

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what do you want?

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Well, I-I want that too,

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but I should probably ask my mom.

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My mom is long dead, so...

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I'm good to go.

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Good news.

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We found investors
for the grant database.

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Oh, honey, that's great.

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And even more good
news... You no longer have

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to drive me to school, because
I'm dropping out to work on it.

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What? No, you're not.

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But they won't fund the project unless

266
00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,128
I'm working on it full-time.

267
00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,563
I don't care, you're finishing college.

268
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,032
But you let him drop out.

269
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,765
And look how his life turned out.

270
00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:29,967
Hey.

271
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,269
I'm sorry, Sheldon,

272
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,703
but you're gonna have to tell them no.

273
00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:33,640
I got a job

274
00:09:33,643 --> 00:09:35,351
and a cool garage to live in.

275
00:09:35,354 --> 00:09:37,574
This doesn't have to be
permanent. I can always go back.

276
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,245
People always say that, and
then life gets in the way.

277
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,335
I was gonna go to college
after I had Georgie,

278
00:09:42,338 --> 00:09:43,604
and then I didn't.

279
00:09:43,607 --> 00:09:45,582
And look how her life turned out.

280
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,718
This discussion is over.

281
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,786
This is so unfair.

282
00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:49,921
What's going on?

283
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,322
Sheldon wants to quit college.

284
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,691
So I'm the only one who's not a dropout?

285
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,793
Who saw that coming?

286
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,763
Hey, Coach.

287
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,932
You got a sec?

288
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,453
I'm trying to get through
this game tape on Jasper.

289
00:10:03,456 --> 00:10:04,835
We're playing them on Friday.

290
00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,750
Oh, I know, I'll-I'll be there.

291
00:10:06,753 --> 00:10:07,872
Praying for you.

292
00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,741
Great.

293
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,210
Heck of a practice today.

294
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,012
Yeah? What practice were you watching?

295
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,480
They were soft as noodles out there.

296
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:19,152
Yeah. Yeah, I heard you
yell that a few times.

297
00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:25,055
What can I do for ya, Rob?

298
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,392
Well, you know I counsel
a few of your players.

299
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,659
- Mm-hmm.
- And, uh,

300
00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,661
a-a couple of them have mentioned that

301
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,531
maybe you've been a little
hard on 'em this week.

302
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,665
Really?

303
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:35,800
Was it Stevens?

304
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,934
I bet it was Stevens.

305
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,903
It doesn't matter.

306
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,171
Thought I should let you know.

307
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,328
They think I've been hard,

308
00:10:41,331 --> 00:10:42,789
they haven't seen "hard" yet.

309
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,211
It's just... I find that some kids

310
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,213
respond better to encouragement.

311
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,648
This isn't Sunday
school, this is football.

312
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,117
Oh, hey. I get it.

313
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:55,148
I was an athlete in high
school. Varsity tennis.

314
00:10:55,151 --> 00:10:56,254
Okay.

315
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,555
Almost went to state.

316
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,689
I'm sure you did.

317
00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,658
And I'm sure tennis is considered

318
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,296
a real sport... somewhere.

319
00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:06,231
But this is Texas, and this
game on Friday is gonna be

320
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,765
a street fight, and it is my job

321
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,287
to make sure these
boys are ready for it.

322
00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:11,002
Yeah, we got the same goal here, George.

323
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,940
Really? You also want you
to get out of my office?

324
00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:18,008
All right, I'll go.

325
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,546
I'm sorry if I overstepped. I just...

326
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,115
hope you think about
what I said, and, uh...

327
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,450
ball's in your court.

328
00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:29,891
Yeah, I'm not doin' that back.

329
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,445
Okay. I'm just gonna set this

330
00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:38,563
right here between you.

331
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,866
And remember, just one hand at a time.

332
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,085
Thank you, Meemaw.

333
00:11:43,088 --> 00:11:44,955
I'll just be upstairs,

334
00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:47,093
unless I'm downstairs.

335
00:11:47,096 --> 00:11:48,973
I could be anywhere.

336
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,210
Got it.

337
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,977
- Sorry about her.
- Oh, no,

338
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,845
I like that you and your
grandma are so close.

339
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,148
- You do?
- I think it's cool.

340
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,185
Yeah, she's cool. We're pretty close.

341
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,752
I was close to my grandma, too.

342
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,023
Grandmas are the best.

343
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,754
Yeah.

344
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,392
Mine died earlier this year.

345
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,156
Oh.

346
00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:10,261
I'm sorry.

347
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,099
Yeah, it's... it's okay.

348
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,233
So, should we start the movie?

349
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,003
Totally.

350
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,609
Is she just gonna sit
upstairs by herself?

351
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:25,743
Oh, yeah, she loves it.

352
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,078
Probably knitting.

353
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,116
My grandma knitted.

354
00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:34,618
Hey, think she'd want to watch with us?

355
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,087
Oh, no, she's fine.

356
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,489
I just know if I had the chance

357
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,226
to watch one more movie with my grandma,

358
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,428
I'd hate to pass it up.

359
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,366
Meemaw!

360
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:51,068
So what's goin' on here?

361
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,638
I really don't know.

362
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,407
Well, how are the boys
looking for Friday?

363
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,642
Good.

364
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,110
Just good?

365
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,746
'Cause I have a bet
with the Jasper principal

366
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,820
and I really don't want
to wear a pink cowboy hat

367
00:13:04,823 --> 00:13:06,372
to the next pep rally.

368
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,286
I gotta be honest, it'd be going better

369
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,255
if Pastor Rob would stay in his lane.

370
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,450
Well, I thought the kids
liked having him around.

371
00:13:12,453 --> 00:13:14,692
Yeah, 'cause he's filling
their heads with junk

372
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,061
like they should be treated
nice and not get yelled at.

373
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,597
Oh. Well, he's one of those, huh?

374
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,723
Yeah.

375
00:13:20,726 --> 00:13:22,265
So I can get rid of him?

376
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,400
Hell no.

377
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,469
We just beat Pineview by 28 points.

378
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,072
You telling me God didn't
have anything to do with that?

379
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,807
Well, I think I deserve a little credit.

380
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,176
Fine, good job.

381
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,744
- Mustache boy stays.
- Oh, come on.

382
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,547
George, you don't mess
with a winning streak.

383
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,949
So as long as we're winning
I'm stuck with this guy?

384
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,084
That's right.

385
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,219
What if we lose?

386
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,420
Then you're gonna get murdered

387
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,491
by a guy wearing a pink cowboy hat.

388
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,292
Dad, I have a question for you.

389
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,994
Not a good time, Sheldon.

390
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,730
Please, it's really important.

391
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,400
Whatever it is, fine.

392
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,102
Mom, Dad said I could
drop out of college!

393
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,500
- What?
- George!

394
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,656
My parents are being
completely unreasonable.

395
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:09,259
They won't even let
me drop out of school.

396
00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:10,797
And even after I told
them that Bill Gates

397
00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:12,816
and Steve Jobs both
dropped out of college.

398
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,101
What did they say?

399
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,704
They said, "We don't
care what your friends do,

400
00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,573
- you're not dropping out."
- Well, Sheldon,

401
00:14:17,576 --> 00:14:18,922
I know it's disappointing,

402
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,375
but, uh, I think they just have

403
00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:23,261
your best interests at heart.

404
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,492
They said that, too.

405
00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:27,250
And for every Bill Gates and Steve Jobs,

406
00:14:27,253 --> 00:14:29,200
there's a Paul Labiscous.

407
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,268
Who's that?

408
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,702
Exactly.

409
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,672
But this is a good idea.
We can't just give up.

410
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,906
Well, you could go
back to the university.

411
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,609
They were willing to fund it.

412
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,245
No, they wanted to
control the whole thing.

413
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,380
I want somebody who will
just give me the money,

414
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,914
let me work on my own schedule

415
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,816
and not expect me to
listen to their dumb ideas.

416
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,185
I don't think rich people who give money

417
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:51,489
like being told their ideas are dumb.

418
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,023
This is fun. Not a lot of people

419
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,025
I can talk to, scientist to scientist.

420
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,695
We're not talking
scientist to scientist.

421
00:14:57,698 --> 00:14:58,804
You're not a scientist;

422
00:14:58,807 --> 00:15:00,598
you're just a rich man that
no one will be honest to

423
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,467
because everyone wants your money.

424
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,901
What happened?

425
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,270
He found my honesty delightful

426
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,971
and gave the university a lot of money.

427
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,039
- Impressive.
- I know.

428
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,044
But what are the odds
we'll find someone like him?

429
00:15:14,502 --> 00:15:16,235
Oh.

430
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,851
Hello?

431
00:15:18,854 --> 00:15:20,281
Hey, Missy, it's Dean.

432
00:15:20,284 --> 00:15:23,387
Oh, hi... Hey, I mean... Hi.

433
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,484
It was, uh,

434
00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:25,990
fun hanging out with
you the other night.

435
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,125
I thought maybe we could do it again.

436
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,060
Totally. We could go to the mall.

437
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,662
Or we could go mini-golfing.

438
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,851
I was thinking

439
00:15:32,854 --> 00:15:35,132
maybe we could hang out
with your grandma again.

440
00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:37,360
And do what?

441
00:15:37,363 --> 00:15:38,635
I don't know, uh,

442
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,638
we could play a board game,

443
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,843
or...

444
00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:44,474
Oh, my grandma loved
to bake cookies with me.

445
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,344
I guess that could be fun.

446
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,746
Great. It's a date.

447
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,781
Right. You and me.

448
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,919
At your meemaw's. Can't wait. Bye.

449
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,588
All right!

450
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,007
Hands in, "team" on three.

451
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,227
Wait. Isn't Pastor
Rob gonna pray with us?

452
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,530
Well, he's late and
we got a game to play.

453
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,398
Actually, we have a few minutes.

454
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,233
Thanks, Wayne.

455
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,836
Y'all want a prayer,
I'll give you a prayer.

456
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,671
Circle up.

457
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,039
Heavenly Father,

458
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,374
bless this team and
the hands that catch...

459
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,410
- the-the ball...
- Oh, boy.

460
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,531
...the feet that run and...

461
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:22,767
and kick...

462
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:25,048
Hey, y'all! Sorry, guys.

463
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,351
Sorry I'm late, Coach.

464
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,252
Oh, Pastor Rob's here, you can stop.

465
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,387
No, no, George,

466
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,210
I'm-I'm sure you're doing great.

467
00:16:31,213 --> 00:16:33,591
Come on, Pastor Rob,
we want you to do it.

468
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,727
It's fine, go ahead.

469
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,164
- All right.
- Oh.

470
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,667
Heavenly Father, bless this team...

471
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,031
- Exactly what I said.
- Shh.

472
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:45,738
Help these young men...

473
00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:51,187
Thank you so much for bringing
this opportunity to me.

474
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:52,389
This is exciting.

475
00:16:52,392 --> 00:16:53,910
So will you give us the funding?

476
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,085
Well, it's a lot of money,

477
00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:58,578
but my horoscope did
say take a chance today.

478
00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:01,367
You're, uh, making a
big financial decision

479
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:03,219
based on astrology?

480
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,723
I know, I'm such a Gemini, right?

481
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,484
That's ridiculous.

482
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:09,158
The alignment of the planets and stars

483
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,295
has no correlation to
your success or failure.

484
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,730
Ah, this is great.

485
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,250
I mean, science thrives
on this kind of debate.

486
00:17:15,253 --> 00:17:16,386
This isn't a debate.

487
00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:18,221
Rebuttal: Yes, it is.

488
00:17:18,224 --> 00:17:19,436
There we go again.

489
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,373
Oh, I gotta tell ya,

490
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,709
making lab furniture has made me rich,

491
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,045
but this, this is what I really love.

492
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,703
Now, just to be clear,

493
00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:32,707
we're looking for a
financier, not a partner.

494
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,867
Oh, yes, no, this is your baby.

495
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,473
You guys are the parents,
I'm just a wet nurse.

496
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:40,391
Just a wealthy, wealthy wet nurse.

497
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,789
What does that mean?

498
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,640
A wet nurse is a woman
who suckles another...

499
00:17:43,643 --> 00:17:46,731
No, no, I know what it means, I
just meant what does he mean?

500
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,767
Well, I mean I just want
to be around the process.

501
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,536
Anything you need, I'm your guy.

502
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,137
But I'm still in charge, right?

503
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,139
Did NASA fake the moon landing?

504
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,390
No.

505
00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:58,575
See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.

506
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,344
Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.

507
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,555
Close to 23. Hut, hut!

508
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,225
Ah, damn!

509
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,360
Time!

510
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,162
What do you want to do, Coach?

511
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,699
Send in the field goal
unit, we gotta go for a tie.

512
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,632
Ooh...

513
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:24,802
What?

514
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,370
Nothing.

515
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,605
Not my place.

516
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,674
You got something to say, let's hear it.

517
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:30,908
I just don't think

518
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,055
they're gonna expect you to go for it.

519
00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:34,344
You fake a field goal, you
might catch 'em off guard.

520
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:36,906
Actually, Pastor Rob, at this level

521
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:39,316
- that kind of play never...
- Hang on, Wayne.

522
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,919
Rob got us a win last week all on his own.

523
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,289
Who are we to say no?

524
00:18:44,738 --> 00:18:46,204
Are you sure?

525
00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:47,274
Yeah, I'm sure.

526
00:18:47,277 --> 00:18:48,723
What's the worst that could happen?

527
00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:50,094
- We could lose.
- Yep.

528
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,330
And who would we blame?

529
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,765
Change of plans, we're running the fake.

530
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,134
- Really?
- Yeah, you heard me.

531
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,703
Come on, let's go.

532
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,706
All right! Let's go!

533
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,874
Let's go, guys!

534
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,977
I don't want to tell
you how to do your job,

535
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,279
but if I was a prayin'
man, I'd start now.

536
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,984
All right, let's go.

537
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,058
Hut, hut!

538
00:19:23,802 --> 00:19:25,462
Touchdown!

539
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,405
George, you crazy son-of-a-bitch,

540
00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:37,154
I can't believe you pulled that off!

541
00:19:37,157 --> 00:19:38,154
Me, neither.

542
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:40,143
Looks like we make a
pretty good team, George.

543
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,579
Yeah!

544
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,516
What's up, boys? Go, go, go!

545
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,587
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

546
00:19:56,677 --> 00:19:58,501
Hey, Dean, want to help
me roll out the dough?

547
00:19:58,504 --> 00:20:01,505
Yeah, one second, I'm just
helping Grandma grease the pan.

548
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,934
Who?

549
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,482
Oh, uh, sorry.

550
00:20:05,485 --> 00:20:07,506
You just remind me of my grandma.

551
00:20:08,806 --> 00:20:10,740
I tell you what, why
don't you help Missy,

552
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,513
and I'm gonna start the dishes.

553
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:14,382
Oh, uh, while the cookies are baking,

554
00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:16,613
maybe you could teach
me how to play gin rummy.

555
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,505
All right, we're done here.

556
00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:21,218
- What?
- You heard me.

557
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,820
Are you breaking up with me?

558
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,755
Yeah. You can go now.

559
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,660
But my mom's not
picking me up till 7:00.

560
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:31,325
Oh, I'll get the cards.

561
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:37,263
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