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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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I'd like to propose a toast.

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You're already here.

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Wonderful.

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I'm sure you all recognize the
importance of what we're up against.

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I have been up all night
rehearsing various ways

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we can rectify our ill-fated futures.

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Rita, we've been talking.

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Delicious, huh?

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Obviously, what we all saw in
the future, we can't let happen.

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- We need to prevent...
- The impending asspocalypse.

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- Exactly.
- You're right, Victor.

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We need to do everything we can.

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And I have thought of everything.

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Believe me.

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As Victor was saying,

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we saw the future and it was horrible.

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In order to prevent that
future from happening,

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the best strategy is to do the
opposite of whatever we might have done

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- to end up in a...
- Crisis of Infinite Ass.

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- Nice.
- Indeed.

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I'm sure you've all noticed

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that I have started wearing
flats instead of heels.

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Just one simple way to act differently.

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And thanks to my stretching abilities,

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I am still just as tall as usual.

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See?

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Uh...

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Right.

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Jane, I have a few suggestions

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on how we can add a bit
more color to your wardrobe.

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Cliff, perhaps you could
try swearing a bit less.

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Um, you're averaging a staggering
amount of fucks per hour.

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Thirty-seven.

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- Uh...
- I think we all agree

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that our best option is
to change our approach.

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But we need to think big.

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It isn't just our lives in jeopardy,

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the entire planet is at stake
if we don't make real change.

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Oh, we might not know how we died

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but I'm pretty sure it wasn't because

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Cliff said fuck too many times.

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Uh, we might
not know how we died,

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but I'm pretty sure it
had something to do with

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the fucking Zombie Butts
that took over the planet!

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Maybe we start with that.

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I couldn't agree more.

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In fact, it is the core of my plan, hmm?

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Remember,

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we have the upper hand here.

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We fought the Butts
when we were zombies.

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Therefore, it stands to reason

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that we created these Zombie Butts.

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And anything we create, we
can just as easily destroy.

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Starting, the scene of the crime.

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Darren Jones.

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The old barn.

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Does any of this ring a bell?

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All right, fine, I'll bite.

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Uh, what do you all suggest
we do to save the world?

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What will you say to
a change in leadership?

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A new... new leadership, huh?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Interesting.

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Um... Well, I'm... I'm...

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I'm sure we could,
uh, take a vote on it.

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Yes.

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Although, something tells me,

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some people might not be as
interested in a team leader

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that doesn't provide egg salad
sandwiches as you seem to believe.

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But, yes, all right,
let's put it to a vote.

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All those in favor of
me remaining team leader,

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please raise your hand.

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Everyone in favor of new leadership?

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Wow, um...

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No, uh, Victor, we have
been over this several times.

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You... you can't be leader,

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because you don't have your tech.

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And... and Cliff and Larry can't
lead because they're unqualified.

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- And Jane doesn't even wanna be leader.
- Huh?

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Therefore, I am the clear choice.

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I am the only choice.

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If not me, then who?

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Who, Victor?

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Who?

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Me?

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Really, me?

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Really?

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Where's the thing? Where's the... Cliff.

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Oh.

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Oh, nice.

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Nice batch. Would anybody like biscones?

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They're not hungry.

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You're not the only candidate.

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The idea is that you'll
take over on a trial basis.

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If you're not interested,
I'm more than happy...

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We've been through this.

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We don't need a former superhero.

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We need a former supervillain.

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Somebody willing to win at all costs.

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Compare my win-loss ratio with hers.

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I haven't quit a day in my life.

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Weren't you gonna
stay behind and become besties

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with your future self until
Rouge broke you two up?

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Rouge impersonated my dad,

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jeopardizing the trust I was
building with a valuable asset.

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Look, I get it.

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She was ruthless.

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Villainous even.

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Is that what we need right now?

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Future Vic may have been
just as culpable as the rest of us.

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The only person we
know who wasn't to blame

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for the future is Rouge.

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Far as I can tell,
she wasn't even around.

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Having her as team leader

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gives us the best chance
to change everything.

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That's what Rita's
been saying all along.

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I didn't say we should all of a sudden

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start making bad decisions.

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Oh, yeah, your
opposite day playbook

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was a work of pure genius.

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- Fuck you, Cliff.
- Fuck me? Fuck you.

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Say it again.

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I wouldn't want you to
upset your hourly average.

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- Oh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- 23, 24, 25...

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- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- ...26, 27, 28...

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- Fuckity fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- ...29, 30, 31, 32.

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- Oh, shut it!
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

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Rita is right.

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This is a bold choice.

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And generous of all
of you to nominate me,

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given that, um,

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I've never
even won a golden star.

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Don't play the faux humility card,

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it's not going to work.

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You wanna talk about gold stars?

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I've been up all night
working to save the world,

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as I've been trying to say all morning,

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I've discovered the source
of the Zombie Butt...

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problem. Hmm?

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It has to be Darren Jones.

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He escaped that night
after Jane bit him.

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- I didn't bite Darren.
- You bit him, I bit him, who cares?

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It must have turned him into a zombie.

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Lucky for us,

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I see no signs that the
infection has spread, yet.

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Excellent work, Rita.

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And if what you have uncovered is true

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then that little
undead Were-Butted snake

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is probably still hiding
near that old barn.

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- As I was saying...
- Now, if we hurry,

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we can exterminate Darren

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so he doesn't infect anyone else.

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Rewriting the future in the
process, couldn't be easier.

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I know and it's my plan,

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so I should be the one
to execute the plan.

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Who cares who gets the credit?

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Let's just kill that motherfucker

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- and be done with this.
- Who cares about credit?

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I have done everything to save you all

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and you're handing over
the reins to someone

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who's already failed at
being a hero and a villain.

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I... I get it.

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Trust me, I do.

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But, for this mission,

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we're riding with Rouge.

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For better or worse.

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Well, you'll be one member short.

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Rita, please.

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No, I won't participate in a mission

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where I'm not wanted.

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You'll all just have
to carry on without me.

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I wish you all good luck.

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You're going to need it.

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Well...

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That was hard to watch.

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And painful for all of you,

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but let's not forget

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that you have all just witnessed
an incredibly traumatic sight.

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Future overrun with foul beasts,

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all of you dead, except for Vic.

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But in fairness, your
life is pretty shit.

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Can we move on to the
killing Darren Jones part of the plan?

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Sure. All in due time, Cliff, yes.

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But let me look over Rita's materials,

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let you gather yourselves.

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We... we must be focused
and ready to do this right.

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What... what are you saying?

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You want us to take a quick power nap

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and then prevent the end of the world?

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I'm with LT.

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This isn't just some testicle monster.

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For all we know, we
could die at any second.

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Quick and dirty can no longer
be the modus operandi.

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No, this mission requires
perfection, nothing less.

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All right.

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One hour.

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I'll do some recon of my own

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to make sure we've
covered all our bases.

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- Good?
- Wonderful.

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Incredibly helpful.

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One hour.

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Dismissed.

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Cliff, uh, a word.

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You and I both know that Darren
Jones needs to be exterminated.

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Uh, yeah. In one hour, right?

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I'm gonna go watch Rockford Files.

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No, no, no, not in an hour.

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Immediately.

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Time is of the fucking essence.

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But, you just said...

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Wait a minute.

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Are you saying what
I think you're saying?

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Are you asking me to go
on a top-secret mission?

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I don't need the others.

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I only need you.

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You are literally an indestructible
zombie-killing machine.

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Huh.

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What do you say, Cliffy?

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Do you wanna go and
save the fucking world

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from some motherfucking Butts?

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Fuck yes!

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State your name.

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Yu. Doctor Margaret Yu.

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- Doctor Yu.
- Hey.

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Welcome to the Ant Farm, Doctor Yu.

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I apologize that you weren't
briefed more thoroughly.

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The project you'll be interfacing
with is highly classified.

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Highest clearance only.

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Oh, uh, how secret is that exactly?

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Am I allowed to tell my bowling league?

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I would trust them with my life.

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It's fine, I get it.

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I'll just tell them
something else, uh...

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Oh.

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I will tell them that I
joined the traveling circus.

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Quite.

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I understand that you're a renowned

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linguist and anthropologist.

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Cambridge educated.

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- Two PhD's.
- Oh, three PhD's actually.

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And I'm five credits away
from the Musical Theater Degree

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that I missed in college.

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As impressive as that may be,

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I fear that none of it will have
adequately prepared you for this.

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A little over a year ago, the
Ant Farm R and D department

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conceived of a creature
that could be bred,

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as a weaponized force of nature.

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The goal was to make them unstoppable.

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Let me guess, it worked.

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All too well.

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Your mission is to establish
a means of communication,

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and through which
assert control and order.

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Weapons must obey our command.

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They're like this 24/7.

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They're beautiful.

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All right, Cyborg.

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00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:04,749
Um, let's see what you can
do with the old-fashioned way.

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_

261
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:27,549
_

262
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:29,439
Booyah.

263
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,949
I know you're scared.

264
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:41,285
I can sense it.

265
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,371
Just...

266
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:46,665
You have to trust me that I'm
gonna make everything all right.

267
00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:51,337
Once we avert the apocalypse,

268
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,547
everything will go back to normal.

269
00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:56,217
You have to keep trusting me, all right?

270
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:59,303
We have to stick...

271
00:18:00,095 --> 00:18:01,597
Keeg?

272
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,891
I said we have to stick together.

273
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,269
Why are you acting like this?

274
00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,314
What did Future Keeg say to you?

275
00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:13,484
Oh, let me guess, whatever it was,

276
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:16,403
it was all my fault, wasn't it?

277
00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,280
Well, we're not in the future anymore

278
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,074
and I'm still in charge.

279
00:18:20,157 --> 00:18:22,368
If we wanna fix this
we have to stay uni...

280
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,495
Damn it.

281
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,499
There you are. Judas!

282
00:18:28,582 --> 00:18:30,459
I'm a little busy right now, Rita.

283
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,712
Don't you walk away from me!

284
00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:34,796
Keeg!

285
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:47,560
Fucking puzzles.

286
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,372
Fucking puzzles.

287
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:21,802
There are no edge pieces.

288
00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:24,972
There are no corner pieces.

289
00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:33,814
There are no edge pieces.

290
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,442
What?

291
00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:37,651
And they all look the same.

292
00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:45,284
Come on, you piece of shit piece.

293
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,930
What's your problem?

294
00:20:06,013 --> 00:20:07,473
They fucking left.

295
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:10,309
Rouge and Cliff, they went
on the mission without us.

296
00:20:10,392 --> 00:20:11,769
Are you fucking kidding?

297
00:20:11,852 --> 00:20:13,604
What's with everyone ditching me lately?

298
00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:15,481
Did someone send out a memo?

299
00:20:15,564 --> 00:20:16,690
Welcome to the club.

300
00:20:18,192 --> 00:20:19,318
Well, where are you going?

301
00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:26,116
I intercepted a transmission
report from the Bureau of Normalcy.

302
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,826
There's another Zombie Butt out there.

303
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:29,662
If I hurry, I can still intercept it.

304
00:20:30,913 --> 00:20:32,581
So, you're leaving us too?

305
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,417
Jane...

306
00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:39,588
would you like to join me on
a mission to save the world?

307
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:41,924
Hmm...

308
00:20:43,258 --> 00:20:45,177
Yeah, fuck it. Sure, yeah.

309
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,346
Wait, wait, wait, what
about Rita and Larry?

310
00:20:48,555 --> 00:20:49,682
- Larry!
- Keeg!

311
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:51,517
- Larry!
- Rita!

312
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,519
- What?
- Have you seen Keeg?

313
00:20:53,602 --> 00:20:54,645
Larry!

314
00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:55,980
It's now or never. You ready?

315
00:20:56,063 --> 00:20:57,106
Let's go, yeah.

316
00:20:57,982 --> 00:20:58,982
Mmm.

317
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:08,075
Who needs a Doom
Bus or a time machine

318
00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:11,870
when you got two wheels
and unlimited stamina?

319
00:21:13,956 --> 00:21:15,666
Speak for yourself, big man.

320
00:21:18,961 --> 00:21:21,463
I told you, you
could sit on my handle bars.

321
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:22,715
Whoa-oh.

322
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,383
Then I said I would rather die!

323
00:21:25,092 --> 00:21:26,092
Hmm.

324
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,601
Ooh! Wow!

325
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,903
What the fuck is that?

326
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:51,744
This is a fucking crime!

327
00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:53,829
Yeah, litter is a crime.

328
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,914
Littering?

329
00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:56,999
That thing isn't trash.

330
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,419
That's a 1974 Gran Torino.

331
00:22:00,502 --> 00:22:02,129
It's one of the first cars I bought

332
00:22:02,212 --> 00:22:04,048
when I made it big on the circuit.

333
00:22:04,131 --> 00:22:06,925
I used to fix up cars with my dad.

334
00:22:07,009 --> 00:22:09,094
Way older than the model '78.

335
00:22:09,178 --> 00:22:10,387
Fuck.

336
00:22:10,471 --> 00:22:12,806
Fixing cars was probably the only thing

337
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:14,224
my dad was good at.

338
00:22:14,308 --> 00:22:16,310
'Cause when you're fixing the car,

339
00:22:16,393 --> 00:22:17,936
everything makes sense.

340
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,981
There's a solution to every problem.

341
00:22:21,065 --> 00:22:22,566
We both understood that.

342
00:22:23,692 --> 00:22:24,985
You just...

343
00:22:25,069 --> 00:22:26,195
lose yourself in it.

344
00:22:27,488 --> 00:22:29,281
It's tactile.

345
00:22:29,364 --> 00:22:30,866
Well, what are you waiting for?

346
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,285
Why don't you "pop
the hood," as they say?

347
00:22:33,368 --> 00:22:36,872
You know, let yourself
feel that sensation again.

348
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,166
No, no. Not yet.

349
00:22:39,249 --> 00:22:41,919
I'm saving my first touch for my family.

350
00:22:42,002 --> 00:22:43,253
End of discussion.

351
00:22:43,337 --> 00:22:44,755
Save the world,

352
00:22:44,838 --> 00:22:46,632
then allow myself to feel again.

353
00:22:47,925 --> 00:22:49,093
Anything else would be a waste.

354
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,345
Well, that's very noble.

355
00:22:51,428 --> 00:22:53,097
Yeah, well...

356
00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:56,809
You're lucky that you have
people to share your life with.

357
00:22:56,892 --> 00:23:00,145
I don't know where I was in
the future or what happened.

358
00:23:00,229 --> 00:23:04,608
But I'm certain of
one thing, I was alone.

359
00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:07,236
You know, we are quite a bit alike,

360
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:08,862
you and me, Cliff.

361
00:23:08,946 --> 00:23:13,659
Relics from a long time passed,

362
00:23:13,742 --> 00:23:15,786
discarded by the side of the road

363
00:23:15,869 --> 00:23:20,457
in search of a new home
we may never truly find.

364
00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:24,253
Wha... What the fuck
are you talking about?

365
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:28,215
Uh, the, um, the car.

366
00:23:28,298 --> 00:23:32,219
Yeah, I thought you were
using the car as a metaphor.

367
00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:35,013
Metaphor? A metaphor for what?

368
00:23:35,097 --> 00:23:36,598
It's a fucking car.

369
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,308
Yeah. I... I know it's a...

370
00:23:47,276 --> 00:23:50,279
Was that Darren fucking Jones?

371
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,614
Was he fucking singing?

372
00:23:56,159 --> 00:23:58,669
_

373
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,600
* Now, a woman who'll
kiss on the very first date *

374
00:24:01,601 --> 00:24:03,316
* Is usually a hussy *

375
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,096
* And a woman who'll kiss
on the second time out *

376
00:24:05,097 --> 00:24:07,004
* Is anything but fussy *

377
00:24:07,087 --> 00:24:08,839
* But a woman who'll wait
till the third time around *

378
00:24:08,922 --> 00:24:10,507
* Head in the clouds *
* Feet on the ground *

379
00:24:10,591 --> 00:24:12,092
* She's the girl you're glad you found *

380
00:24:12,176 --> 00:24:13,677
* She's your Shi-Poo-Pi *

381
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,054
* Shi-Poo-Pi *
* Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi *

382
00:24:16,138 --> 00:24:18,056
* The girl
who's hard to get *

383
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:20,225
* Shi-Poo-Pi *
* Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi *

384
00:24:20,309 --> 00:24:22,561
* But you can win her yet *

385
00:24:22,644 --> 00:24:24,563
* Walk her once *
* Just to raise the curtain *

386
00:24:24,646 --> 00:24:26,690
* Then you walk around
twice and make for certain *

387
00:24:26,773 --> 00:24:28,483
* Once more in the flower garden *

388
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,235
* She will ever get sore
if you beg her pardon *

389
00:24:32,029 --> 00:24:34,076
* Do ré mi fa sol la si do *

390
00:24:34,077 --> 00:24:35,741
* Do si la sol fa mi ré do *

391
00:24:35,824 --> 00:24:37,743
* Squeeze her
once when she isn't lookin' *

392
00:24:37,826 --> 00:24:39,369
* If you get a squeeze
back that's fancy cookin' *

393
00:24:39,453 --> 00:24:41,246
Uh, wh... what, what
are we looking at here?

394
00:24:41,997 --> 00:24:43,123
Their butts.

395
00:24:43,207 --> 00:24:45,417
Now, General, you and I both know

396
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,793
they are so much more than that.

397
00:24:46,877 --> 00:24:48,629
You're the visionary
behind this project.

398
00:24:48,712 --> 00:24:50,172
These aren't just Butts,

399
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,758
they're an entirely
new species of creature

400
00:24:52,841 --> 00:24:55,594
that we categorized as Gluteus Morticus.

401
00:24:55,677 --> 00:24:57,763
Infinitely complex, highly intelligent

402
00:24:57,846 --> 00:24:59,973
with deeply engrained social dynamics.

403
00:25:00,057 --> 00:25:02,601
Take these two specimens
in front for example.

404
00:25:02,684 --> 00:25:05,187
Note, the scarring
on their forequarters.

405
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,022
They were born as conjoined twins.

406
00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:08,732
They're brothers and
they recognize that.

407
00:25:08,815 --> 00:25:13,153
In fact, I've only just started
to comprehend their bond.

408
00:25:13,237 --> 00:25:14,821
One of them, I've named Nicholas,

409
00:25:14,905 --> 00:25:16,323
and the other I've named Theodore.

410
00:25:16,406 --> 00:25:17,908
Teddy.

411
00:25:17,991 --> 00:25:20,202
As you can see, they're
not killing machines.

412
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,746
They're quite gentle, they
have a love of music...

413
00:25:22,829 --> 00:25:24,706
Bored!

414
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,208
No, don't!

415
00:25:33,215 --> 00:25:34,424
They're upset with me.

416
00:25:34,508 --> 00:25:36,009
The Butts have gotten upset with me.

417
00:25:37,886 --> 00:25:39,096
Close it, close it!

418
00:25:39,179 --> 00:25:41,556
The Butts have gotten upset with me.

419
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,849
You scared him.

420
00:25:42,933 --> 00:25:45,352
Your Butts have gone
nuts... upset with me.

421
00:25:45,435 --> 00:25:46,937
General, say it.

422
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,606
We mustn't upset the Butts.

423
00:25:49,690 --> 00:25:51,817
That's right.

424
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:54,528
Okay, we're outta here.

425
00:25:54,611 --> 00:25:56,738
You must see what you have here.

426
00:25:56,822 --> 00:26:00,534
This is an apex life form capable
of... of coexisting with humankind!

427
00:26:00,617 --> 00:26:05,080
Yes, and the bureau is
grateful for all your work.

428
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,916
Your methods may have been unorthodox

429
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,545
but this project should be considered
a great success for our country.

430
00:26:11,628 --> 00:26:13,463
Finally, we have what we need

431
00:26:13,547 --> 00:26:16,800
to move forward with weaponization.

432
00:26:16,883 --> 00:26:19,511
Wait, you can't seriously
still be considering

433
00:26:19,594 --> 00:26:21,013
weaponizing these creatures.

434
00:26:21,096 --> 00:26:23,056
Please, you'd be weaponizing

435
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:25,225
one of the greatest
discoveries of our time.

436
00:26:26,101 --> 00:26:27,101
Great discovery?

437
00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:29,103
Like what?

438
00:26:30,105 --> 00:26:31,356
Fire?

439
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,192
Electricity? The atom?

440
00:26:34,276 --> 00:26:38,363
Weaponization is the
fruit of progress, Dr. Yu.

441
00:26:38,447 --> 00:26:41,658
This is the intention
of discovery always.

442
00:26:43,118 --> 00:26:44,703
Give me three days.

443
00:26:44,786 --> 00:26:46,163
I will change your mind.

444
00:26:46,246 --> 00:26:47,789
I will put together the
greatest talent show...

445
00:26:47,873 --> 00:26:49,499
You'll be reassigned.

446
00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:51,251
Immediately.

447
00:26:51,335 --> 00:26:54,338
- I...
- And if you continue this foolish crusade,

448
00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:56,798
you'll be demoted, or worse.

449
00:26:59,092 --> 00:27:00,635
Are you threatening me?

450
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:03,472
You're the linguist, Doctor,
figure it out for yourself.

451
00:27:08,101 --> 00:27:10,687
Keeg, I know you love
to hide in electric wiring

452
00:27:10,771 --> 00:27:12,439
but now is not the time.

453
00:27:12,522 --> 00:27:14,733
We don't wanna risk everything
we're building together

454
00:27:14,816 --> 00:27:16,526
on a game of hide-and-seek.

455
00:27:18,153 --> 00:27:20,489
Oh, damn it, Keeg, talk to me.

456
00:27:21,990 --> 00:27:24,993
I'm done talking to
flowers and floor lamps.

457
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,078
Oh, shit.

458
00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:28,914
I'm sorry. Did I surprise you?

459
00:27:28,997 --> 00:27:30,207
That must be frustrating

460
00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:31,541
when someone you love and trust

461
00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:33,418
does something completely unexpected.

462
00:27:33,502 --> 00:27:34,711
As I said, Rita,

463
00:27:34,795 --> 00:27:36,088
I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment.

464
00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:38,048
So, that's how you're going to play it?

465
00:27:38,131 --> 00:27:40,425
Feigning more concern for that thing

466
00:27:40,509 --> 00:27:42,094
than you have for me?

467
00:27:42,177 --> 00:27:43,804
Well, the least you could've done

468
00:27:43,887 --> 00:27:46,473
was look me in the eyes
before stabbing me in the back.

469
00:27:46,556 --> 00:27:47,766
Honestly, that's probably why

470
00:27:47,849 --> 00:27:49,643
Keeg wants nothing to do with you

471
00:27:49,726 --> 00:27:52,771
now that he's seen the way you
treat those you care most about.

472
00:27:52,854 --> 00:27:55,023
The ones who love you enough

473
00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:57,609
to ignore the bandage body odor.

474
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:00,112
Oh, for heaven's sake, Larry,

475
00:28:00,195 --> 00:28:01,571
just cut the power to the house.

476
00:28:01,655 --> 00:28:03,156
God!

477
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,618
Looks like Rita was right again.

478
00:28:06,701 --> 00:28:08,120
All right, you know what?

479
00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:09,454
Enough.

480
00:28:09,538 --> 00:28:11,748
You act like this was
some great betrayal,

481
00:28:11,832 --> 00:28:13,375
but I had my reasons.

482
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:14,793
And even if I didn't,

483
00:28:14,876 --> 00:28:16,795
you were actually a
pretty shitty team leader.

484
00:28:16,878 --> 00:28:18,839
All you did was tell
everyone what to do.

485
00:28:18,922 --> 00:28:20,799
Holding us to impossible standards,

486
00:28:20,882 --> 00:28:23,176
giving out gold stars and demerits

487
00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:25,387
like we were all little school children.

488
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,139
After a while,

489
00:28:27,222 --> 00:28:28,849
it didn't even feel like we were
doing good for the right reasons.

490
00:28:28,932 --> 00:28:31,017
We were just going through the motions

491
00:28:31,101 --> 00:28:33,395
as part of a misguided vanity play.

492
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,984
And as for my
reasons, I saw the future.

493
00:28:39,067 --> 00:28:41,111
We all saw where we end up.

494
00:28:41,194 --> 00:28:43,363
Excuse me for trying to avoid that fate.

495
00:28:46,241 --> 00:28:47,951
I would've thought of all people,

496
00:28:48,034 --> 00:28:51,621
you'd understand how time travel
can change one's priorities.

497
00:28:51,705 --> 00:28:53,165
When you came back from the past,

498
00:28:53,248 --> 00:28:54,541
you were broken.

499
00:28:55,792 --> 00:28:57,335
You called us all strangers,

500
00:28:57,419 --> 00:28:58,879
and you haven't made me feel like

501
00:28:58,962 --> 00:29:01,631
anything other than
a stranger ever since.

502
00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:04,468
So, what then?

503
00:29:04,551 --> 00:29:08,180
You think your future was my fault?

504
00:29:14,728 --> 00:29:17,647
No. I saw
Keeg separated from me.

505
00:29:17,731 --> 00:29:19,024
Abandoned.

506
00:29:19,107 --> 00:29:21,026
Now he wants nothing to do with me.

507
00:29:21,109 --> 00:29:22,527
It wasn't your fault.

508
00:29:22,611 --> 00:29:25,071
If anyone was to blame
it was probably me.

509
00:29:25,155 --> 00:29:27,532
But I'll do whatever I can
to keep that from happening.

510
00:29:27,616 --> 00:29:30,160
And if that means Rouge
takes charge of the team,

511
00:29:30,243 --> 00:29:31,369
so be it.

512
00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:36,249
I'm sorry, Rita, but I have to do this.

513
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,377
Keeg is all I have left.

514
00:29:41,630 --> 00:29:42,881
All you have left?

515
00:29:45,467 --> 00:29:48,178
Being team leader was all I had left.

516
00:29:48,261 --> 00:29:50,847
And now thanks to you, I have nothing.

517
00:30:01,024 --> 00:30:03,068
You're fucking kidding me.

518
00:30:03,151 --> 00:30:05,737
We're supposed to be
posing as bureau agents?

519
00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:09,074
You could've at least told
me to change my fucking shirt.

520
00:30:09,157 --> 00:30:11,785
I told him we'd be undercover.

521
00:30:11,868 --> 00:30:12,868
Oh, boy.

522
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,457
Okay, so, what's your idea exactly?

523
00:30:21,878 --> 00:30:24,673
Darren Jones isn't the only Zombie Butt?

524
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,716
I'm not sure.

525
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,927
But if another Zombie
Butt escaped that night,

526
00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:31,388
then the Bureau of Normalcy
is gonna know about it.

527
00:30:32,847 --> 00:30:33,932
Okay, and this...

528
00:30:34,015 --> 00:30:35,600
And if this works, wha... what,

529
00:30:35,684 --> 00:30:38,603
you'll finally be voted as team leader?

530
00:30:39,896 --> 00:30:41,106
I think the team

531
00:30:41,189 --> 00:30:42,607
made it pretty clear how they feel

532
00:30:42,691 --> 00:30:44,776
about me being team
leader, several times.

533
00:30:44,859 --> 00:30:46,486
Then, why are you acting

534
00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:49,656
like such a lame-ass
motivational poster come to life?

535
00:30:49,739 --> 00:30:50,949
I mean, seriously,

536
00:30:51,032 --> 00:30:52,826
you're like a energy drink commercial.

537
00:30:52,909 --> 00:30:54,119
Why are you so fucking tense?

538
00:30:54,202 --> 00:30:56,830
Because I saw the same future you saw.

539
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:00,291
I'm...

540
00:31:01,751 --> 00:31:03,587
I'm trying to save the world right now,

541
00:31:03,670 --> 00:31:05,297
and maybe if we can do that,

542
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:07,257
then I can finally move on with my life.

543
00:31:09,884 --> 00:31:13,138
Okay, so you're gonna
save the world. Then what?

544
00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:17,350
You're gonna go off backpacking
with a bunch of normies?

545
00:31:17,434 --> 00:31:20,312
Join an ultimate frisbee league, dude?

546
00:31:22,772 --> 00:31:25,191
Wow. I'm right, aren't I?

547
00:31:25,275 --> 00:31:28,862
Damn, everyone's just going
off on a solo act these days.

548
00:31:28,945 --> 00:31:30,780
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

549
00:31:30,864 --> 00:31:33,325
Yeah, well, it's easy to feel like

550
00:31:33,408 --> 00:31:35,160
everyone else is moving on without you

551
00:31:35,243 --> 00:31:37,203
if you're stuck standing still.

552
00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:44,878
Okay, so let...
let's say you save the world,

553
00:31:44,961 --> 00:31:46,838
then what happens tomorrow?

554
00:31:46,921 --> 00:31:48,965
I don't know. Wednesday?

555
00:31:49,049 --> 00:31:50,842
Come on.

556
00:31:50,925 --> 00:31:52,636
You've been here long enough to know

557
00:31:52,719 --> 00:31:56,765
that our world is ending
like every other fucking day.

558
00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,892
You keep telling yourself
that you're gonna move on,

559
00:31:58,975 --> 00:32:01,603
but it feels like you keep
finding reasons to stay.

560
00:32:03,938 --> 00:32:06,691
I never said I was quitting.

561
00:32:06,775 --> 00:32:08,568
I just need some time to myself.

562
00:32:08,652 --> 00:32:10,278
I've wanted that for a long time.

563
00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:14,324
Yeah, it must be nice
to know what you want.

564
00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:19,663
Have you talked to Kay lately?

565
00:32:19,746 --> 00:32:20,746
No.

566
00:32:22,248 --> 00:32:24,793
Well, there was like a moment.

567
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:27,337
I mean, what
the fuck do you know about it?

568
00:32:28,296 --> 00:32:29,296
I was just thinking,

569
00:32:30,298 --> 00:32:31,800
maybe what Kay wants for you

570
00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,760
is different to what
Kay wants for herself.

571
00:32:34,803 --> 00:32:35,887
The fuck is that supposed to mean?

572
00:32:35,970 --> 00:32:37,055
You don't even know Kay.

573
00:32:37,138 --> 00:32:38,682
No, Kay was up top a few months ago.

574
00:32:38,765 --> 00:32:40,016
All of us met her.

575
00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:44,479
I didn't wanna bother you about it.

576
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,940
Bother me about what?

577
00:32:48,316 --> 00:32:50,360
Kay had your recorded
interview with her,

578
00:32:50,443 --> 00:32:51,736
like Niles used to do.

579
00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:53,405
Tell me everything.

580
00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,784
- It's him.
- Okay.

581
00:33:03,164 --> 00:33:04,499
So, what?

582
00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:06,418
We just wait for him in
a barn and ambush him?

583
00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:10,213
Yeah, is that too complicated?

584
00:33:10,296 --> 00:33:11,589
Won't he smell us coming?

585
00:33:12,841 --> 00:33:14,634
Well, the last time, your pal, Kipling,

586
00:33:14,718 --> 00:33:18,596
had a magic hat laced with
secret pine air freshener.

587
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,973
But in lieu of that,

588
00:33:20,056 --> 00:33:22,308
I've improvised and
I've doused our helmets

589
00:33:22,392 --> 00:33:24,227
with Niles's old cologne.

590
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,020
And that'll work?

591
00:33:28,106 --> 00:33:29,482
It better.

592
00:33:40,744 --> 00:33:42,871
Hello, Darren.

593
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:46,291
Get ready to kiss
the cook, motherfucker.

594
00:33:46,454 --> 00:33:48,664
_

595
00:33:48,674 --> 00:33:51,134
_

596
00:33:51,874 --> 00:33:55,584
_

597
00:33:56,384 --> 00:33:57,510
Holy shit!

598
00:33:57,594 --> 00:33:59,429
I still understand zombie speak.

599
00:33:59,512 --> 00:34:00,805
Who... Uh, what's he saying?

600
00:34:00,889 --> 00:34:02,932
He said, "Welcome to my farm."

601
00:34:03,016 --> 00:34:04,893
- Hmm?
- Fuck the farm!

602
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:08,146
Listen, Darren, here's
what's gonna happen.

603
00:34:08,229 --> 00:34:10,398
I'm gonna save the fucking world

604
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:13,651
by crushing your dumb zombie face.

605
00:34:13,665 --> 00:34:16,895
_

606
00:34:16,905 --> 00:34:18,323
What's he saying now?

607
00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:20,415
_

608
00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:23,915
_

609
00:34:23,925 --> 00:34:25,885
_

610
00:34:27,995 --> 00:34:32,900
_

611
00:34:32,921 --> 00:34:34,672
He says he won't eat brains,

612
00:34:34,756 --> 00:34:37,008
he's refusing to be a zombie.

613
00:34:37,092 --> 00:34:39,385
Well... I don't
think you can do that.

614
00:34:39,469 --> 00:34:41,346
Can you do that? I don't
think you can do that.

615
00:34:41,429 --> 00:34:43,619
- I don't know. He's still talking.
- _

616
00:34:43,629 --> 00:34:45,499
_

617
00:34:45,509 --> 00:34:49,208
- _
- Uh, something about tomatoes?

618
00:34:49,218 --> 00:34:52,494
_

619
00:34:52,504 --> 00:34:54,874
_

620
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,893
_

621
00:34:56,903 --> 00:34:58,279
I think he's wrappin' it up.

622
00:34:58,363 --> 00:35:02,253
- Okay, good, good.
- _

623
00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:05,411
What's he doing?

624
00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:08,460
_

625
00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:10,834
What the fuck?

626
00:35:10,957 --> 00:35:12,700
_

627
00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:14,546
Fuck off, Darren.

628
00:35:14,629 --> 00:35:16,631
I came here to fight
you and save the world,

629
00:35:16,714 --> 00:35:19,676
not commit some kind
of weird mercy killing.

630
00:35:19,759 --> 00:35:21,970
What's wrong?

631
00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:23,930
He's asking me to put him down!

632
00:35:24,013 --> 00:35:25,723
Oh, and what is wrong with that?

633
00:35:27,308 --> 00:35:28,893
He's a fucking zombie!

634
00:35:28,977 --> 00:35:30,270
You're not Old fucking Yeller.

635
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,492
_

636
00:35:33,502 --> 00:35:36,122
_

637
00:35:36,132 --> 00:35:40,353
_

638
00:35:40,363 --> 00:35:41,447
Hey, hold on.

639
00:35:41,531 --> 00:35:42,740
I don't know if I can just kill

640
00:35:42,824 --> 00:35:44,909
an unarmed Zombie Butt farmer.

641
00:35:44,993 --> 00:35:47,078
Stop messing with my head, Darren.

642
00:35:47,161 --> 00:35:48,746
Stop trying to make...

643
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:50,164
...this... this easy on me.

644
00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,378
The fuck are you doing?

645
00:35:55,461 --> 00:35:56,504
What needs to be done.

646
00:35:57,490 --> 00:35:58,490
_

647
00:36:00,633 --> 00:36:02,427
Oh, no. Oh, no.

648
00:36:02,783 --> 00:36:03,923
_

649
00:36:05,013 --> 00:36:07,682
Holy!

650
00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:15,106
You're fucking crazy!

651
00:36:20,695 --> 00:36:23,281
All right, Darren! You asked for it.

652
00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:31,830
Weapon.

653
00:36:44,052 --> 00:36:45,637
Cliff.

654
00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:48,306
Cliff, it's... it's over.

655
00:36:48,389 --> 00:36:49,389
It's done.

656
00:36:52,602 --> 00:36:54,145
I did it. It's over.

657
00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:02,237
Something's...

658
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,072
Something's cold.

659
00:37:05,907 --> 00:37:08,534
Oh, no. Oh, God, no.

660
00:37:09,369 --> 00:37:10,954
Oh, God! No!

661
00:37:11,037 --> 00:37:13,122
No! No, no, no!

662
00:37:13,206 --> 00:37:15,541
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Cliff.

663
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,003
You said you needed
a reason to fight, I...

664
00:37:19,087 --> 00:37:20,380
You did the right thing.

665
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,800
I hesitated and you got it done.

666
00:37:25,134 --> 00:37:27,178
That's why you're the leader.

667
00:37:27,261 --> 00:37:28,471
Where the fuck's my...

668
00:37:32,308 --> 00:37:33,935
Shit.

669
00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,773
Well, what are we waiting for?

670
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:41,943
We saved the world.

671
00:37:43,069 --> 00:37:44,529
Let's fucking go home.

672
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,786
Right.

673
00:38:09,262 --> 00:38:11,139
Agent Wolfmann, I presume.

674
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:12,598
Correct.

675
00:38:12,682 --> 00:38:15,101
And this is my associate, Agent Perez.

676
00:38:15,184 --> 00:38:17,729
Hey.
Sorry about my shirt.

677
00:38:17,812 --> 00:38:18,812
Laundry day.

678
00:38:21,149 --> 00:38:24,861
And you must be the,
uh... The Butt Hunter.

679
00:38:27,196 --> 00:38:28,906
Why don't you take a wild guess?

680
00:38:29,782 --> 00:38:30,825
Shit.

681
00:38:32,535 --> 00:38:35,830
You gotta
be fucking kidding me.

682
00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:37,749
We don't wanna waste
any more of your time.

683
00:38:37,832 --> 00:38:39,500
We expect a full mission report.

684
00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:44,297
You know I don't do those
fancy Bureau Normalcy protocols.

685
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:45,798
Hunter's gotta have his own code.

686
00:38:47,842 --> 00:38:48,842
Humor me.

687
00:38:49,844 --> 00:38:50,844
All right.

688
00:38:53,473 --> 00:38:57,351
A year ago the BON lost an
entire hoard of killer Butts.

689
00:38:57,435 --> 00:39:00,521
Due to my specific skill set,
I was hired to round 'em up.

690
00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:03,274
Several confirmed dead,

691
00:39:03,357 --> 00:39:05,610
some by my hand, some by others.

692
00:39:05,693 --> 00:39:07,904
But the majority have
been safely recovered.

693
00:39:09,363 --> 00:39:10,948
I always try to be humane in my approach

694
00:39:11,032 --> 00:39:14,952
but, you know
how this business can be.

695
00:39:15,036 --> 00:39:16,788
The Butt hunting business?

696
00:39:16,871 --> 00:39:17,997
That's the one.

697
00:39:18,081 --> 00:39:19,707
What's the current status report?

698
00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,794
Recently, I came into
possession of the final target.

699
00:39:22,877 --> 00:39:25,004
It was particularly difficult to track.

700
00:39:25,088 --> 00:39:26,672
These things are crafty, you know.

701
00:39:26,756 --> 00:39:30,093
Butt hunting... It's chess, it's not...

702
00:39:34,222 --> 00:39:35,306
Yahtzee.

703
00:39:35,389 --> 00:39:37,308
Why was it difficult to track?

704
00:39:37,391 --> 00:39:38,726
Didn't behave like the others.

705
00:39:39,685 --> 00:39:40,770
Seemed sick.

706
00:39:41,896 --> 00:39:43,439
Infected, possibly.

707
00:39:43,523 --> 00:39:45,525
I put it on ice to transport it.

708
00:39:45,608 --> 00:39:48,361
Cold seems to place it
in a vegetative state.

709
00:39:48,444 --> 00:39:50,530
But make no mistake,
this thing is not dead.

710
00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:53,783
Not all the way, anyway.

711
00:39:53,866 --> 00:39:54,992
So, it's a zombie.

712
00:39:55,076 --> 00:39:56,244
What's a zombie?

713
00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:57,912
Do you seriously not
know what a zombie is?

714
00:39:57,995 --> 00:40:00,164
I have a very particular set of skills.

715
00:40:00,248 --> 00:40:02,917
- Okay.
- Your information tracks with our intel.

716
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:06,629
Agent, um...

717
00:40:07,672 --> 00:40:08,672
Butt Hunter.

718
00:40:08,714 --> 00:40:10,800
- Butt Hunter.
- Thank you.

719
00:40:10,883 --> 00:40:12,802
The bureau thanks you for your work.

720
00:40:17,265 --> 00:40:19,725
- Vic.
- Yeah?

721
00:40:19,809 --> 00:40:22,061
Where are
the real BON agents?

722
00:40:23,271 --> 00:40:24,981
I secretly moved up the meeting.

723
00:40:25,064 --> 00:40:26,524
They're an hour behind us.

724
00:40:26,607 --> 00:40:29,527
Okay, but this Butt whacker
was like 45 minutes late.

725
00:40:30,736 --> 00:40:31,736
Now we gotta move.

726
00:40:39,745 --> 00:40:40,955
I'm assuming you have my payment.

727
00:40:41,831 --> 00:40:42,915
It'll be wired to you.

728
00:40:42,999 --> 00:40:43,999
In Bitcoin.

729
00:40:48,754 --> 00:40:50,006
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

730
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:58,222
And this is the final Butt, right?

731
00:40:58,306 --> 00:40:59,807
Who's the Butt hunter here?

732
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,350
Me or you?

733
00:41:01,434 --> 00:41:02,894
And none of the other Butts
had any signs of sickness,

734
00:41:02,977 --> 00:41:04,353
only this one?

735
00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:06,689
Adios, amigo.

736
00:41:09,108 --> 00:41:10,108
Don't let 'em hit ya

737
00:41:10,151 --> 00:41:11,569
where the good Lord splits ya.

738
00:41:15,823 --> 00:41:18,034
Really
missing your cyborg tech

739
00:41:18,117 --> 00:41:22,455
right about now, fucking
Agent... Wolfmann.

740
00:41:22,538 --> 00:41:24,415
Now, what's your super
power again, Jane,

741
00:41:24,498 --> 00:41:25,499
besides complaining?

742
00:41:26,959 --> 00:41:28,419
Flit, I know I never
ask you for anything

743
00:41:28,502 --> 00:41:29,754
but please don't fuck me.

744
00:41:40,829 --> 00:41:42,829
_

745
00:41:48,689 --> 00:41:51,734
Attention,
the Butts are loose.

746
00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:02,870
Attention, the Butts are loose.

747
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,914
Fuck!

748
00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:07,124
What the fuck?

749
00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:08,251
Oh, fuck!

750
00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:09,334
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

751
00:42:10,795 --> 00:42:13,381
Attention,
the Butts are loose.

752
00:42:14,924 --> 00:42:16,676
What the hell are you still doing here?

753
00:42:16,759 --> 00:42:19,595
We have to get above ground
before the exterminators arrive.

754
00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:21,805
Exterminators?

755
00:42:24,392 --> 00:42:27,228
Attention,
the Butts are loose.

756
00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:50,792
Nicholas?

757
00:43:14,775 --> 00:43:17,445
Any luck with your friend?

758
00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,241
Does that answer your question?

759
00:43:23,993 --> 00:43:27,246
Daddy's home, shitlickers!

760
00:43:27,330 --> 00:43:28,748
'Tis done.

761
00:43:28,831 --> 00:43:30,958
Cliff and I found Darren
Jones and we kicked his ass.

762
00:43:32,293 --> 00:43:33,711
The fucker didn't even put up a fight.

763
00:43:33,794 --> 00:43:35,463
Congratulations.

764
00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:44,722
Okay, uh, why... why
y'all acting so sore?

765
00:43:44,805 --> 00:43:46,265
We did it. Mission accomplished.

766
00:43:46,349 --> 00:43:47,516
The world is saved.

767
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,768
Not yet, it isn't.

768
00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:50,894
No.

769
00:43:57,985 --> 00:43:59,487
After you two went AWOL,

770
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,988
I hacked into the bureau's records.

771
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,698
Now there was a second Zombie Butt

772
00:44:02,782 --> 00:44:04,492
that none of us had even considered.

773
00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:05,576
Yeah.

774
00:44:05,659 --> 00:44:06,869
We went undercover

775
00:44:06,952 --> 00:44:08,913
and just stole it right from under them.

776
00:44:08,996 --> 00:44:10,247
Thanks for the invite, though.

777
00:44:10,331 --> 00:44:11,832
Excellent work, you two.

778
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:13,584
You see, this is what happens

779
00:44:13,667 --> 00:44:15,461
when this team is given the autonomy

780
00:44:15,544 --> 00:44:17,797
to make decisions for themselves.

781
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,256
You know what?

782
00:44:19,340 --> 00:44:21,550
We all deserve a gold star.

783
00:44:21,634 --> 00:44:24,553
I didn't do this for a gold star.

784
00:44:24,637 --> 00:44:25,971
Eh, whatever, mission accomplished.

785
00:44:26,055 --> 00:44:28,140
This is the final Zombie Butt.

786
00:44:32,436 --> 00:44:33,771
I'm sure you two can handle it.

787
00:44:36,899 --> 00:44:37,983
So, Cliff, uh,

788
00:44:38,067 --> 00:44:40,319
can you dispose off the second Butt?

789
00:44:40,403 --> 00:44:42,947
Me? Kill it?

790
00:44:43,030 --> 00:44:44,782
- With pleasure.
- Okay, great.

791
00:44:51,038 --> 00:44:52,498
Let's see what we got here.

792
00:45:02,341 --> 00:45:05,803
Oh, I'm sorry, little guy.

793
00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:14,353
Just need a minute.

794
00:45:20,443 --> 00:45:21,986
I felt something today.

795
00:45:23,904 --> 00:45:25,322
Really felt something.

796
00:45:25,406 --> 00:45:26,490
I swear.

797
00:45:26,574 --> 00:45:27,950
For the first time in a long time.

798
00:45:29,827 --> 00:45:31,787
I always thought if I ever
got a chance to feel again,

799
00:45:31,871 --> 00:45:33,831
it'd be my daughter's hand in mine.

800
00:45:33,914 --> 00:45:35,416
Maybe my grandson in my arms

801
00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:37,334
while I help him with his hiccups.

802
00:45:37,418 --> 00:45:38,752
That would've been nice.

803
00:45:38,836 --> 00:45:39,837
Instead,

804
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,505
I felt someone's skull collapse

805
00:45:41,589 --> 00:45:43,174
under my palm like a grapefruit.

806
00:45:43,257 --> 00:45:44,717
The tough skin,

807
00:45:45,885 --> 00:45:47,428
messy insides.

808
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:50,431
I felt it all.

809
00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:51,682
The blood was cold.

810
00:45:52,975 --> 00:45:55,060
I guess he was dead already,

811
00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:57,062
sort of.

812
00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:00,357
His eyes...

813
00:46:02,943 --> 00:46:06,280
It felt like there was
still warmth in his eyes.

814
00:46:14,246 --> 00:46:15,623
I just... I need a minute.

815
00:47:10,999 --> 00:47:13,589
_

816
00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:29,050
_

817
00:47:32,741 --> 00:47:34,868
What
would you like to talk about?

818
00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:36,871
I've been thinking,

819
00:47:38,038 --> 00:47:40,583
well, more like wondering.

820
00:47:40,666 --> 00:47:43,043
What is the underground supposed to be?

821
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:45,170
What it's for?

822
00:47:45,254 --> 00:47:46,630
You mean like its purpose?

823
00:47:46,714 --> 00:47:48,799
Yes! Its purpose.

824
00:47:48,882 --> 00:47:51,385
What is the purpose of the underground?

825
00:47:51,468 --> 00:47:53,053
All of the different personas.

826
00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,346
I used to know,

827
00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:56,640
all of the personas always said

828
00:47:56,724 --> 00:47:57,850
they had one purpose,

829
00:47:58,809 --> 00:47:59,977
to protect me.

830
00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,395
And they do, don't they?

831
00:48:05,065 --> 00:48:06,191
Maybe.

832
00:48:06,275 --> 00:48:07,401
I don't know.

833
00:48:08,235 --> 00:48:09,903
Something's changed.

834
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:13,032
I don't think I need them to
have that purpose anymore.

835
00:48:13,115 --> 00:48:15,326
I think they need a new purpose.

836
00:48:15,409 --> 00:48:17,286
Otherwise, they'll all be lost.

837
00:48:17,369 --> 00:48:19,288
What do you mean they'll be lost?

838
00:48:19,371 --> 00:48:20,372
I don't know.

839
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:24,793
I think they need to figure
that out for themselves.

840
00:48:26,003 --> 00:48:28,005
A new purpose?

841
00:48:28,088 --> 00:48:30,466
The fuck is my purpose,
if it's not to protect you?

842
00:48:30,549 --> 00:48:33,218
Does Jane know her purpose?

843
00:48:33,302 --> 00:48:34,678
She takes care of me.

844
00:48:36,597 --> 00:48:40,100
She still thinks her
purpose is to protect me.

845
00:48:41,769 --> 00:48:43,228
She's feeling lost.

846
00:48:44,563 --> 00:48:46,190
But she'll be all right.

847
00:48:46,273 --> 00:48:49,068
If anybody can put the
pieces together, it's Jane.

848
00:49:02,915 --> 00:49:04,915
_

849
00:49:07,795 --> 00:49:09,922
* Everybody laugh *

850
00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:14,593
* Lounging in their caftans *

851
00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:19,264
* And planning a brunch *

852
00:49:21,308 --> 00:49:23,560
* On their own behalf *

853
00:49:28,357 --> 00:49:30,359
* Off to the gym *

854
00:49:31,527 --> 00:49:34,071
* Then to a fitting *

855
00:49:34,154 --> 00:49:36,073
* Claiming they're fat *

856
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,037
* And looking grim *

857
00:49:43,205 --> 00:49:45,416
* 'Cause they've been sitting *

858
00:49:46,542 --> 00:49:48,627
* Choosing a hat *

859
00:49:50,629 --> 00:49:53,590
* Does anyone still wear a hat? *

860
00:49:53,674 --> 00:49:56,218
* I'll drink to that *

861
00:49:56,301 --> 00:49:59,471
- * I'll drink to that *
- * I'll drink to that *

862
00:49:59,555 --> 00:50:02,725
* Here's to the girls who stay smart *

863
00:50:02,808 --> 00:50:03,809
* Aren't they a gas? *

864
00:50:04,893 --> 00:50:09,893
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