1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:02,164 - Can we get a mic check please? - Sure, yeah. 2 00:00:02,474 --> 00:00:04,204 What did you have for breakfast? 3 00:00:04,234 --> 00:00:07,378 Coffee, toast, banana... 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,234 Nothing. 5 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:11,780 You should have breakfast. 6 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,262 - Should I? - I have breakfast. 7 00:00:13,311 --> 00:00:15,991 But you're providing for a whole family of tapeworms. 8 00:00:16,105 --> 00:00:19,687 Georgia wants you to start with the incident at the end of Episode Two. 9 00:00:20,234 --> 00:00:22,386 - Why? - Nothing confrontational. 10 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:23,872 Just helps with the segue, I think. 11 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:25,436 People might be confused. 12 00:00:26,328 --> 00:00:28,367 - It's all pretty straightforward, isn't it? - Yeah. 13 00:00:29,964 --> 00:00:33,052 We agreed to do series three, Michael bought a pram. 14 00:00:33,365 --> 00:00:36,848 We filmed episode one, Michael filled his pram with toys. 15 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,989 We nearly filmed episode two 16 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:41,351 and Michael threw his toys out of the pram. 17 00:00:42,211 --> 00:00:43,559 - And now we're here. - Now we're here. 18 00:00:43,590 --> 00:00:45,485 - Can I have a quick chat with you? - Sure. 19 00:00:57,204 --> 00:00:58,883 - Can you not say that? - What? 20 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,233 About the pram and the toys. 21 00:01:00,829 --> 00:01:02,433 You don't wanna talk about storming off? 22 00:01:02,785 --> 00:01:04,391 I didn't storm off. 23 00:01:05,234 --> 00:01:07,136 - Well, I think you did. - No. 24 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:11,233 Look, I'm happy to talk about deciding to do a third series. 25 00:01:11,436 --> 00:01:13,753 I'm happy to talk about filming two episodes. 26 00:01:14,627 --> 00:01:16,629 I think we have to talk about the storming off. 27 00:01:16,668 --> 00:01:18,397 - Why? - Cos that's why the whole thing fell apart. 28 00:01:18,428 --> 00:01:20,461 - It's not the only reason. - I mean, I think it is. 29 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,971 We didn't wanna do it from the start, we didn't like the scripts. 30 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:24,203 We could have fixed the scripts. 31 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:27,530 I was tired of fixing Simon's bullet points on the fly. 32 00:01:27,632 --> 00:01:28,532 Well... 33 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:31,743 Sorry, your mics are still hot. We can hear you. 34 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:33,640 I don't care. 35 00:01:33,683 --> 00:01:36,723 Look, it was forgivable when Simon only had days to write it, 36 00:01:36,762 --> 00:01:38,366 but he's had fucking months. 37 00:01:38,483 --> 00:01:41,582 It's not our job to improvise our way out of bad writing. 38 00:01:41,629 --> 00:01:44,341 I think we still have to... We still have to talk about the storming off. 39 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,233 - Simon left... - Because you stormed off! 40 00:01:46,234 --> 00:01:48,802 - Right, I don't wanna talk about it, OK? - OK, we won't talk about it. 41 00:01:51,234 --> 00:01:54,656 There is an image out there of me 42 00:01:54,898 --> 00:01:56,559 as an angry person. 43 00:01:56,636 --> 00:01:58,460 - No! - Yes, yes, there is. 44 00:01:58,491 --> 00:02:01,081 No, you're someone in touch with your emotions. 45 00:02:01,615 --> 00:02:02,943 Yeah, that's true. 46 00:02:02,944 --> 00:02:04,734 Sometimes it seems like you're angry at your emotions. 47 00:02:04,765 --> 00:02:06,645 I'm not an angry person. 48 00:02:07,065 --> 00:02:08,300 Maybe it's your diet. 49 00:02:08,339 --> 00:02:10,404 - This show makes me an angry person. - You should have breakfast. 50 00:02:10,435 --> 00:02:12,069 I meditate... 51 00:02:12,234 --> 00:02:13,792 I chant. 52 00:02:13,914 --> 00:02:16,514 When things are really bad, I make model ships. 53 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,564 I know, I've seen them. 54 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:18,986 - They're not good. - You used too much glue. 55 00:02:19,017 --> 00:02:21,495 I wanna quell the image, all right? And... 56 00:02:22,234 --> 00:02:24,704 stories about me storming off the set don't help, 57 00:02:24,743 --> 00:02:28,010 and talking about stories of me storming off the set just make me angrier. 58 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:29,962 - You're overreacting, it's fine. - Am I? 59 00:02:29,999 --> 00:02:32,998 Yeah, people do not think you're angry because you stormed off. 60 00:02:33,203 --> 00:02:34,203 No? 61 00:02:34,235 --> 00:02:36,883 No, they think you're angry because of who you are and the way you act. 62 00:02:37,931 --> 00:02:41,361 Do you know, you can be really immature when it comes to conversational tact. 63 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:42,503 It's gonna be fine. 64 00:02:42,535 --> 00:02:44,233 - I don't wanna talk about it. - We won't talk about it. 65 00:02:44,683 --> 00:02:46,377 - Promise? - It's OK, we won't. 66 00:02:46,413 --> 00:02:47,613 Come on, it's OK. 67 00:02:53,914 --> 00:02:54,825 Everything is okay? 68 00:02:54,855 --> 00:02:56,760 - Fine, absolutely fine. - Yes, of course. 69 00:03:00,187 --> 00:03:02,017 OK. Sorry, folks. 70 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:03,197 No problem. 71 00:03:04,364 --> 00:03:05,204 All good? 72 00:03:05,234 --> 00:03:06,594 - Very good. - Ready to go. 73 00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:08,512 Well, we're rolling. 74 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,561 So, let's start with the question on everyone's lips. 75 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:15,042 What happened at the end of Episode Two to derail Series 3? 76 00:03:15,676 --> 00:03:17,976 Michael's anger management issues. 77 00:03:18,521 --> 00:03:21,636 www.subtitulamos.tv 78 00:03:21,691 --> 00:03:24,610 _ 79 00:03:24,786 --> 00:03:26,716 I'm supposed to be in Tokyo. 80 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:28,640 Right. 81 00:03:28,703 --> 00:03:30,116 That's in English. 82 00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:31,522 Yes. 83 00:03:31,984 --> 00:03:33,750 That might be a problem. 84 00:03:34,288 --> 00:03:36,038 Do you think anyone will notice? 85 00:03:38,155 --> 00:03:40,830 I mean, when you got it, did you notice? 86 00:03:41,636 --> 00:03:44,135 I didn't know I was in Tokyo cos I hadn't read the script. 87 00:03:44,171 --> 00:03:45,143 Right. 88 00:03:45,483 --> 00:03:46,543 Well, that's good. 89 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:49,025 Aren't you in charge of, like, this stuff? 90 00:03:49,204 --> 00:03:51,652 - _ - I mean, Mum just told me to set up the cameras 91 00:03:51,706 --> 00:03:54,349 so I don't know if signs with 92 00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:57,297 Japanese on them is my forte. 93 00:03:57,540 --> 00:04:01,233 We put cameras everywhere. Shall I...? 94 00:04:01,522 --> 00:04:04,235 I can show you some. We still have some in the, um... 95 00:04:06,934 --> 00:04:09,023 Yeah, there's one in here. 96 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,772 Goes in there. 97 00:04:14,705 --> 00:04:16,960 Shed and then trampoline. 98 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:21,043 I do accept the possibility that I got a little carried away. 99 00:04:21,234 --> 00:04:23,111 It was a small thing at first. 100 00:04:23,234 --> 00:04:25,708 A short "making of" to accompany series three. 101 00:04:25,845 --> 00:04:27,355 Georgia was in charge. 102 00:04:27,613 --> 00:04:30,734 We'd done two, there was talk of a third 103 00:04:30,867 --> 00:04:33,847 and we knew we wouldn't do a fourth, so... 104 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:36,310 I wanted to memorialise it. 105 00:04:36,368 --> 00:04:38,570 So you put cameras everywhere? 106 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:41,986 David is unpredictable, chaotic, even... 107 00:04:42,711 --> 00:04:46,977 Especially these days, he picks things up and then he puts them down. 108 00:04:47,452 --> 00:04:49,233 Sometimes he cocoons. 109 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:51,819 I didn't want to miss anything. 110 00:04:51,931 --> 00:04:53,877 When production shut down, 111 00:04:53,932 --> 00:04:57,382 it was decided to make something out of George's footage to finish off. 112 00:04:57,421 --> 00:04:58,816 Were you disappointed? 113 00:04:58,862 --> 00:05:01,873 Actually, I don't like who Michael is when he makes the show. 114 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:03,073 Who is he? 115 00:05:03,074 --> 00:05:04,596 Yes, I will, I'll get them down now. 116 00:05:04,627 --> 00:05:07,273 Simon, this whole thing of trying to pretend it's Christmas 117 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:10,053 is just getting ridiculous. It's the middle of bloody summer. 118 00:05:10,234 --> 00:05:13,499 I'm having to put blankets... 119 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:16,234 and my dressing gown is up there, it's nailed to the wall, 120 00:05:16,308 --> 00:05:20,594 to try and keep the incredibly bright summer sunshine out. 121 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:23,146 Michael is not an angry person, 122 00:05:23,278 --> 00:05:27,733 but when he has to play that character and spend days with Simon... 123 00:05:27,781 --> 00:05:30,327 And let's cut... 124 00:05:30,589 --> 00:05:32,927 - there. - Give me a sign, Lord. 125 00:05:32,988 --> 00:05:36,412 Why do you blight me with this idiot? 126 00:05:36,593 --> 00:05:38,592 Is it something I've done? 127 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:40,574 Is it me? 128 00:05:41,071 --> 00:05:43,725 It's not me, is it? It's not me, it's him! 129 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:46,256 - That can't have been easy. - It never has been. 130 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:49,203 - Never has been. - It has its challenges. 131 00:05:49,597 --> 00:05:52,771 But they agreed to do a third series. Why? 132 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,280 Well... 133 00:05:59,599 --> 00:06:02,197 _ 134 00:06:07,577 --> 00:06:09,576 Episode one doesn't make any sense. 135 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:11,433 Why did he set it at Christmas? 136 00:06:11,575 --> 00:06:14,312 - Why am I in Japan? - Are you going to Japan? 137 00:06:14,449 --> 00:06:16,003 Not as far as I know, no. 138 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,976 Did he only send you one and two? 139 00:06:19,007 --> 00:06:20,782 He's only written one and two. 140 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:23,170 I mean, does he know where it's going? 141 00:06:23,234 --> 00:06:25,165 I mean, who the fuck knows? 142 00:06:25,558 --> 00:06:27,718 - I don't wanna do it. - I don't wanna do either. 143 00:06:29,234 --> 00:06:32,369 How can it be busy and lifeless? 144 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,797 He told Georgia that he wants to try something new. 145 00:06:34,851 --> 00:06:36,884 Is the second episode a farce? 146 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:40,233 I mean, plot contrivance has never been a missing ingredient... 147 00:06:40,289 --> 00:06:42,632 I mean, there's not enough room for us to play. 148 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:45,425 Exactly, yes. Where's all the rat-a-tat-tat? 149 00:06:45,456 --> 00:06:47,895 Yeah and the, "Knock, knock. Come on in." 150 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:49,800 - And is there too much Simon? - Jesus... 151 00:06:49,831 --> 00:06:51,910 - There's way too much Simon. - Oh, yes. 152 00:06:52,058 --> 00:06:54,564 Where are you supposed to get a Christmas tree from in June? 153 00:06:54,627 --> 00:06:56,266 Where were you getting a kimono? 154 00:06:56,337 --> 00:06:58,073 - I have a kimono, actually. - Do you? 155 00:06:58,136 --> 00:06:59,295 It shrunk in the wash, though. 156 00:06:59,577 --> 00:07:01,937 Does your katana poke out? 157 00:07:03,018 --> 00:07:04,291 I don't wanna do it. 158 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:06,572 No, I don't wanna do it either. 159 00:07:08,234 --> 00:07:10,746 We should tell Anna and Georgia. 160 00:07:13,234 --> 00:07:15,496 Are you phoning from the lavatory? 161 00:07:16,475 --> 00:07:18,474 I only did that once. 162 00:07:18,593 --> 00:07:20,334 There's a certain acoustic. 163 00:07:20,467 --> 00:07:21,837 I'm in the car. 164 00:07:22,114 --> 00:07:23,114 Prove it. 165 00:07:23,341 --> 00:07:25,852 - I'm not in the toilet. - Sound the horn. 166 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:27,962 My neighbour has a weak heart. 167 00:07:28,002 --> 00:07:30,112 - Put the radio on. - For... 168 00:07:31,515 --> 00:07:33,555 There, happy now? 169 00:07:37,234 --> 00:07:40,233 They've set up cameras inside. 170 00:07:40,424 --> 00:07:43,018 I know. I'm hiding upstairs in the loft. 171 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,526 - There's no cameras in there? - Georgia forgot about it. 172 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,834 I come out here to read. 173 00:07:50,872 --> 00:07:52,376 Ooh, I can't read in the car. 174 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:54,233 I can't drive in bookshops. 175 00:07:55,198 --> 00:07:56,955 Did they put cameras in the car? 176 00:07:56,986 --> 00:07:58,628 No. Anna told them not to. 177 00:07:58,698 --> 00:08:00,233 Nice. 178 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,233 Nice to have a little privacy. 179 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:04,233 Yeah. I don't like strangers being in my house. 180 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:07,137 Haven't you got Ty coming later to finish installing the cameras? 181 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,382 Yeah, this afternoon. 182 00:08:08,983 --> 00:08:10,957 I called Lily too. 183 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:13,529 - From the car? - Yeah, well, the seats are warm. 184 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:15,233 How is she? 185 00:08:15,418 --> 00:08:17,342 I try not to give advice. 186 00:08:17,411 --> 00:08:19,568 She did that big film with Nicolas Cage, right? 187 00:08:21,058 --> 00:08:24,303 Is there a word for jealousy mixed with pride? 188 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:26,031 Parenthood. 189 00:08:26,234 --> 00:08:28,548 A better interest rate for your mortgage, 190 00:08:28,613 --> 00:08:30,878 or help you repay your current mortgage... 191 00:08:32,001 --> 00:08:34,324 Is the first choice for expert impartial advice... 192 00:08:34,371 --> 00:08:35,636 When did you do that? 193 00:08:35,695 --> 00:08:37,141 So check us out... 194 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,717 Er... A couple of weeks ago? 195 00:08:40,772 --> 00:08:42,304 You can't borrow my barbecue! 196 00:08:42,363 --> 00:08:43,630 They asked us both. 197 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,813 That... You said you didn't wanna do it. 198 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:48,398 No, WE said WE didn't wanna do it. 199 00:08:48,507 --> 00:08:50,233 Well, I approve of those mortgages. 200 00:08:50,234 --> 00:08:52,169 Do you prefer working on your own? 201 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,276 - No! - Then why did you do it? 202 00:08:54,651 --> 00:08:56,601 I don't like to say no to people. 203 00:08:56,633 --> 00:08:58,453 Hence your professional ubiquity. 204 00:08:58,492 --> 00:08:59,833 It's an act of generosity. 205 00:08:59,865 --> 00:09:01,381 And number of children. 206 00:09:01,439 --> 00:09:03,233 Georgia's gonna be raging. 207 00:09:03,234 --> 00:09:05,233 She's all set up downstairs with the camera person. 208 00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:06,570 That is her fault. 209 00:09:06,601 --> 00:09:08,530 You should've told her she shouldn't have jumped the gun. 210 00:09:08,561 --> 00:09:10,913 I admire your courage saying that from 200 miles away. 211 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,530 I'm not scared of her. 212 00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:14,244 You're literally in a getaway car. 213 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,128 Cameramen intimidate me. 214 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,233 Well, any technician, actually. 215 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,749 Really? Why? 216 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,458 They know things I don't. 217 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:26,263 I undo screws with a butter knife and they can sense it. 218 00:09:26,568 --> 00:09:27,576 David? 219 00:09:27,623 --> 00:09:28,593 Right. 220 00:09:28,594 --> 00:09:30,524 - You should let her know. - What, now? 221 00:09:30,649 --> 00:09:32,910 Yes. You tell Georgia, I'll tell Anna. 222 00:09:33,098 --> 00:09:34,766 - Is Anna gonna be angry? - No! 223 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,233 Then it's not a fair comparison. 224 00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:38,337 Georgia's not a scary person! 225 00:09:38,368 --> 00:09:41,031 Georgia has never once asked for help opening a jar. 226 00:09:41,117 --> 00:09:42,590 The longer you leave it... 227 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:43,807 OK, I'll do it now. 228 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:45,371 Thank you. 229 00:09:47,226 --> 00:09:49,185 He wrote you as snarky. 230 00:09:49,478 --> 00:09:50,494 Simon? 231 00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:52,214 In episodes one and two. Didn't he? 232 00:09:52,238 --> 00:09:53,780 He wrote us not getting on. 233 00:09:53,866 --> 00:09:55,233 - We never get on. - Come on! 234 00:09:55,234 --> 00:09:57,233 We disagree about things, we always get on! 235 00:09:57,234 --> 00:09:59,011 He wrote you sad. 236 00:09:59,347 --> 00:10:00,711 Well, we're not doing it. 237 00:10:00,742 --> 00:10:02,233 Simon writes what he sees. 238 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:04,089 You tell Georgia, 239 00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:05,824 I'll tell Anna. 240 00:10:06,999 --> 00:10:08,078 Promise? 241 00:10:11,037 --> 00:10:12,620 OK, I promise. 242 00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:14,060 Right. 243 00:10:14,515 --> 00:10:15,515 Good. 244 00:10:34,382 --> 00:10:36,176 Does Charlie have to follow me? 245 00:10:36,332 --> 00:10:38,070 - Sorry. - No, don't be. 246 00:10:38,101 --> 00:10:39,709 She's just to work out the layout. 247 00:10:40,294 --> 00:10:42,842 I mean, are we using the entire house? 248 00:10:42,898 --> 00:10:46,372 I've done most of upstairs. And the kitchen. 249 00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:47,492 Well done, babe. 250 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,619 Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. 251 00:10:49,957 --> 00:10:52,352 I didn't do the bathrooms, because I thought... 252 00:10:52,456 --> 00:10:54,222 Yeah, that's a morally grey area. 253 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,318 Have you spoken to Michael? 254 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:56,526 Yes, I have. So... 255 00:10:56,561 --> 00:10:57,674 Oh, what about the loft? 256 00:10:57,705 --> 00:10:59,738 - Done. - What? There's cameras in the loft? 257 00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:01,827 Yeah. I don't want us missing nothing of this magic, do I? 258 00:11:02,237 --> 00:11:04,479 No, sure, I mean, I am unpredictable. But... 259 00:11:04,601 --> 00:11:05,601 Yeah. 260 00:11:05,672 --> 00:11:06,786 We've read the scripts now. 261 00:11:06,825 --> 00:11:08,786 Are you going to drive to Wales? 262 00:11:08,998 --> 00:11:10,728 Can't we find someone a bit more local? 263 00:11:10,866 --> 00:11:14,252 Listen, Michael is idiosyncratic. So, just hurry up. Go. 264 00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:16,229 I think... Michael thinks... 265 00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:18,306 How are we going to make it look lije Tokyo? 266 00:11:18,404 --> 00:11:19,996 Do you have a bonsai tree? 267 00:11:20,029 --> 00:11:21,289 I do have a bonsai tree. 268 00:11:21,352 --> 00:11:23,622 And my mum has some Japanese granola. 269 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,103 Why does your mum have Japanese granola? 270 00:11:26,154 --> 00:11:28,616 Why would there be granola in a hotel room? 271 00:11:28,727 --> 00:11:30,332 Shit room service? 272 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:31,740 Michael thinks that... 273 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,788 Isn't there something about a picture above the bed in the script? 274 00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:38,932 The Japanese hang scrolls on their walls. 275 00:11:39,402 --> 00:11:40,983 And if you roll up... 276 00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:43,483 Sort of a flexible backing. Its easy for storage. 277 00:11:43,951 --> 00:11:45,748 What's up there at the moment? 278 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:48,370 - The woman with her boobies. - That'll do. 279 00:11:49,058 --> 00:11:50,768 Michael thinks... Do you need to get that? 280 00:11:50,815 --> 00:11:52,320 No, it's fine. It's just Simon. 281 00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:55,562 - Sorry, you think...? - No, it'll wait. 282 00:11:56,742 --> 00:11:57,742 Okay. 283 00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:01,273 It's Michael. 284 00:12:02,204 --> 00:12:04,234 What has he got to... 285 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:09,074 Has David told you we're not doing series three yet? 286 00:12:16,963 --> 00:12:18,942 Episode one doesn't make any sense. 287 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:20,389 Well, that's ridiculous. 288 00:12:20,436 --> 00:12:23,354 - Why has he set it at Christmas? - Because it's a Christmas special. 289 00:12:24,468 --> 00:12:25,468 Is it? 290 00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:26,663 What...? 291 00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:29,188 Michael goes to buy a Christmas tree. 292 00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:31,807 Yeah, but he's idiosyncratic. 293 00:12:31,887 --> 00:12:33,687 You're flying home for Christmas. 294 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,604 Ah... I didn't get that at all. 295 00:12:37,635 --> 00:12:39,532 Well, we finish on A Christmas Carol. 296 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:42,437 Right. Yeah. No, it makes sense now. 297 00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:45,513 - Episode two's a farce. - So? 298 00:12:45,544 --> 00:12:46,963 Doesn't give us any room to play. 299 00:12:46,994 --> 00:12:48,619 You'll have to learn your lines, won't you? 300 00:12:48,697 --> 00:12:50,146 Michael doesn't wanna do it. 301 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,608 Right, OK. 302 00:12:52,764 --> 00:12:54,804 And what about you? 303 00:12:56,858 --> 00:12:58,956 Yeah, I don't wanna do it either. 304 00:12:59,234 --> 00:13:02,493 We said we would do it if it was different and/or good, 305 00:13:02,546 --> 00:13:04,368 and it's neither, so... 306 00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:08,769 OK. 307 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,144 - Is it OK? - Well, I can't make you do it, can I? 308 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,950 - Ty? - Yeah? 309 00:13:17,982 --> 00:13:18,951 Stand down. 310 00:13:18,982 --> 00:13:20,761 - We're not going to Wales? - We're not going to Wales. 311 00:13:20,855 --> 00:13:22,125 Oh, no. 312 00:13:23,466 --> 00:13:25,593 Right. Sorry, everyone. 313 00:13:25,624 --> 00:13:26,905 It's fine. 314 00:13:28,657 --> 00:13:30,249 Georgia, it's me. I'm driving. 315 00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:33,995 Josh says they don't need David and Michael to green light... Can we...? 316 00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:36,191 - Ty? - Yeah? 317 00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:37,470 You're going to Wales. 318 00:13:37,507 --> 00:13:38,706 David? 319 00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:40,734 You need to come and listen to this. 320 00:13:41,483 --> 00:13:43,287 And this is what you need to tell Michael. 321 00:13:43,373 --> 00:13:46,558 Usually you wanna catch any mix-ups early, 322 00:13:46,621 --> 00:13:49,950 otherwise it spirals out of control, like a forest fire. 323 00:13:50,114 --> 00:13:53,463 Everything's fine and then you take your eyes off for a second 324 00:13:53,546 --> 00:13:56,220 and it's racing between the trees and scaring the squirrels. 325 00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:59,433 I'm not proud of what I did, 326 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:03,021 but sometimes it can help to fan the flames. 327 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:05,679 Let the squirrels burn. 328 00:14:09,644 --> 00:14:11,123 Anna? 329 00:14:12,648 --> 00:14:15,070 - Michael. - Jesus! Ty! 330 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:18,107 - When did you... - Just now. 331 00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:19,862 Right. You were setting up, were you? 332 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,174 Yeah. Mum wanted a few options, 333 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,523 so got one here, 334 00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:26,459 one behind you 335 00:14:26,646 --> 00:14:28,380 and one over there. 336 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:31,612 Right. Well, thanks for coming. 337 00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:33,597 I know it's a bit of a... 338 00:14:35,244 --> 00:14:36,727 schlep. 339 00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:38,467 It's fine. 340 00:14:41,234 --> 00:14:43,348 Cameramen intimidate me. 341 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,474 - OK. - Well, all technicians, actually. 342 00:14:46,805 --> 00:14:48,444 They know things I don't. 343 00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:50,073 Like what? 344 00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:54,233 Types of screwdriver. I use a butter knife. 345 00:14:54,629 --> 00:14:56,227 That's a cheese knife. 346 00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:02,233 Can I ask your advice? 347 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,485 - Sure. - It's about David... Dad. 348 00:15:04,516 --> 00:15:05,913 Your dad. Your David. 349 00:15:05,914 --> 00:15:07,901 - Just... Dad. - Dad. 350 00:15:08,031 --> 00:15:11,090 Michael, just in the car... talking to Josh. 351 00:15:11,356 --> 00:15:15,491 He doesn't need you... David. He'd be happy just one... 352 00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:22,233 Do you wanna do it without David? My dad? 353 00:15:22,937 --> 00:15:24,972 I think he might do it without me. 354 00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:26,802 - Why? - It's what he does. 355 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:27,782 When? 356 00:15:28,074 --> 00:15:30,747 Radio adverts for mortgages. 357 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,413 Do you want to be doing radio adverts for mortgages? 358 00:15:34,523 --> 00:15:35,493 Fuck, no. 359 00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:37,529 Do you wanna do series three? 360 00:15:37,841 --> 00:15:40,714 Will "Dad" do it without me? 361 00:15:43,231 --> 00:15:45,031 You know Dad. 362 00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:05,028 Hello, it's Michael Sheen here for Josh Drury. 363 00:16:05,059 --> 00:16:08,008 Could you give me a call when you get a minute? 364 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,358 Thanks very much. Bye! 365 00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,497 - Feel better? - No. 366 00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:19,733 - Can I get a cup of tea? - Yeah. 367 00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:29,561 - Do you really think they'd do it with just one of us? - No. 368 00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:32,071 No? 369 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:34,068 - But... - What? 370 00:16:34,138 --> 00:16:36,053 What if he got sent the same message? 371 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,540 What did Michael's message say? 372 00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:40,522 It said... 373 00:16:41,979 --> 00:16:44,876 Has David told you yet that we are not doing series three? 374 00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,693 He's checking we're not doing it so he can do it on his own. 375 00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:49,233 - No! - No? 376 00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:50,918 - Although... - What? 377 00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:52,303 No, you said you didn't wanna do it! 378 00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:54,121 - Yeah, but that was before. - Before what? 379 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,770 Before he found out I did a mortgage advert. 380 00:16:56,895 --> 00:16:58,223 What, and he got envious? 381 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,046 He thinks I do things without him. 382 00:17:00,093 --> 00:17:02,702 - Well, you do do things without him. - So he wants to do this without me? 383 00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:05,517 Do you really think they'll be able to do it with just one of you? 384 00:17:05,548 --> 00:17:06,506 - No. - No. 385 00:17:06,537 --> 00:17:07,446 Maybe. 386 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,980 Why would they pick Michael? 387 00:17:09,547 --> 00:17:10,945 He's got a child to feed. 388 00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:14,073 - Well, you've got several hundred of 'em. - His is newer. 389 00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:17,022 Shit! It's the broadcaster. 390 00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:20,312 - Hi, Josh. - Hi! 391 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,263 Hi. You're on with David and I. 392 00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:24,163 - Hello, Josh. - Hi. 393 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,233 I know that we owe you an update. 394 00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:28,007 Have you had the scripts from Simon? 395 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,233 I had a missed call from Michael. Was he calling to confirm? 396 00:17:30,264 --> 00:17:32,073 - Did you call him back? - He didn't pick up. 397 00:17:32,104 --> 00:17:34,233 - Is there news? - What are you doing? 398 00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:37,751 That's it. That's it. Michael... Michael wants to do it without me. 399 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,727 You still don't want to do it. 400 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,079 I don't want him doing it either. 401 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:43,708 OK, right, let's just calm down, 402 00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:46,267 we'll just take a breather and we will play it out in our head. 403 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,899 - When has that ever worked out for me? - That's an excellent point. 404 00:17:48,992 --> 00:17:51,318 - We'll call Michael right now, let's do it in the bathroom. Come on. - OK. 405 00:18:07,624 --> 00:18:09,623 - You OK out here? - Fine. 406 00:18:09,752 --> 00:18:12,937 I don't know if this is the best place for solvent glues. 407 00:18:13,132 --> 00:18:15,429 Well, I'm waiting for the broadcasters to call. 408 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,186 They haven't phoned back? 409 00:18:18,527 --> 00:18:20,026 I missed a call. 410 00:18:20,159 --> 00:18:22,272 - Why? - I had glue on my hand! 411 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,640 Georgia's on the phone. 412 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,608 Do you know how many adverts David has done without me? 413 00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:29,743 No. Are you gonna come out of this car? 414 00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,051 Not for a bit. 415 00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:38,498 Hi, Georgia. 416 00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:41,860 Do you know how many adverts your husband has done without me? 417 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,233 Um, no. 418 00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:45,805 Are you planning on doing a third series without him? 419 00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:48,193 I don't wanna do a third series. 420 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,193 I don't wanna do it, either. 421 00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:53,073 - Well, I don't believe you. - Why would I wanna do it? 422 00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:56,690 Because A, you're pathologically incapable of saying no, 423 00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:59,597 B, it's the only thing you've done in years that's any good, 424 00:18:59,659 --> 00:19:03,233 and C, Georgia doesn't need you to open jars. 425 00:19:03,388 --> 00:19:04,874 What have jars got to do with it? 426 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,576 He's afraid that you'll be angry 427 00:19:06,615 --> 00:19:09,006 when he loses you a best documentary Oscar. 428 00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:10,312 Are you in the car again? 429 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,035 - Are you in the airing cupboard? - No. 430 00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:13,544 We're hiding in the shower. 431 00:19:13,741 --> 00:19:15,663 Why did you call the BBC? 432 00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:18,790 How did you hear about that? 433 00:19:18,836 --> 00:19:20,248 From Josh. 434 00:19:20,382 --> 00:19:22,381 And why were you talking to Josh? 435 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,942 - Why were YOU talking to Josh? - That's the question. 436 00:19:24,973 --> 00:19:26,335 That's the question I'm putting to you. 437 00:19:26,336 --> 00:19:27,984 No, that's my question to you. 438 00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:30,483 Were you telling him you want to do series three without me? 439 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,137 I don't want to do it! 440 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,401 I don't believe you. 441 00:19:35,234 --> 00:19:37,618 Episode one makes no sense. 442 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,233 It's a Christmas special. 443 00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:41,583 - It's June! - It is June. 444 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,034 It won't be when it goes out. 445 00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:44,529 Well, it won't be when it goes out. 446 00:19:44,576 --> 00:19:47,035 Yeah, well, the second episode is a farce. 447 00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:50,875 And yet you're the one checking that we're not doing Series Three together? 448 00:19:50,915 --> 00:19:53,273 - Yes. - And that's so that you can do it on your own? 449 00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:57,067 Really? I mean, what is it, Michael? Is it envy? 450 00:19:57,192 --> 00:19:59,218 What do you think I'm envious of? 451 00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:02,861 Well, me, obviously, and one tiny little mortgage commercial 452 00:20:02,898 --> 00:20:04,448 that I dared to do without you. 453 00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:06,261 ONE mortgage commercial?! 454 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:07,234 Yep. 455 00:20:07,342 --> 00:20:09,443 ONE mortgage commercial?! 456 00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:11,280 There's no need to be so angry. 457 00:20:11,312 --> 00:20:13,152 Well, there's a lot of glue in here. 458 00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:16,553 I was me before we were us. 459 00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:20,051 I was me before you were you. 460 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:22,844 - What does that mean? - That I'm older. 461 00:20:23,731 --> 00:20:26,080 I am not a Kobe person? No! 462 00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:27,913 Growing family? Annoying neighbour? 463 00:20:27,914 --> 00:20:29,738 Do you want to make your own Easter eggs? 464 00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,480 Are you thinking of moving house? 465 00:20:31,511 --> 00:20:33,141 Looking for second hand pets? 466 00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:34,345 Your buns needs to... 467 00:20:34,412 --> 00:20:36,347 'In a world where bees are best... 468 00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:38,097 Janet and Russel Evans Dental care... 469 00:20:38,128 --> 00:20:40,076 Smile, it's not that bad! 470 00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:42,267 I approve of all those products. 471 00:20:42,377 --> 00:20:44,458 Well, guess what? 472 00:20:45,239 --> 00:20:47,070 - I've had enough. - Enough of what? 473 00:20:47,109 --> 00:20:49,615 - I don't wanna do series three. - I don't wanna do it either. 474 00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:52,823 And I'm sure as hell not gonna let you do something without me again! 475 00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:55,125 - I am not gonna do it. - Well, I can't take that risk. 476 00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:56,635 What, so you're gonna do it? 477 00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:58,073 Yep. 478 00:20:58,261 --> 00:20:59,420 Well, then, so am I! 479 00:20:59,495 --> 00:21:01,403 - I'm not happy about it. - I'm furious! 480 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,124 Look forward to collaborating. 481 00:21:03,159 --> 00:21:05,639 Let's make something really special 482 00:21:13,852 --> 00:21:15,851 Well, it's good to know we don't need Simon 483 00:21:15,882 --> 00:21:17,498 to bring chaos into our lives. 484 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,036 Georgia can do that, too. 485 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,400 And get the results she needs from it. 486 00:21:23,835 --> 00:21:24,875 Ooh! 487 00:21:26,102 --> 00:21:28,742 I'm me. I'm me. 488 00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:33,912 _ 489 00:21:33,943 --> 00:21:36,222 I think I have abandonment issues. 490 00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:38,384 Is this your story about your summer as a pantomime horse? 491 00:21:38,415 --> 00:21:40,802 I've been abandoned many times professionally. 492 00:21:40,803 --> 00:21:43,071 Is this the story about your summer as a pantomime horse? 493 00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:46,559 It always winds up heralding great good fortune for the abandoner. 494 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,903 Well, that sounds promising. 495 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:50,092 Billie Piper leaves, goes on and wins an Olivier award, 496 00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:51,367 I've never won an Olivier award. 497 00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:53,830 Olivia Colman leaves, goes on, wins an Oscar. 498 00:21:53,861 --> 00:21:55,802 That is compelling evidence. 499 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,087 What are you gonna get when you leave? 500 00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,135 - A Nobel Prize. - About time. 501 00:21:59,169 --> 00:22:01,168 I was left in the supermarket when I was younger. 502 00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:04,258 I've tried to abandon you in dozens of supermarkets many times over the years. 503 00:22:04,318 --> 00:22:06,520 So you agreed to do series three? 504 00:22:07,349 --> 00:22:08,596 Er, that's right. 505 00:22:08,693 --> 00:22:11,066 Even though none of you wanted to do it? 506 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,224 That's right. 507 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,953 That seems like a rocky starting point? 508 00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:17,701 Well, it got rockier. 509 00:22:18,803 --> 00:22:20,614 What happened? 510 00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:23,936 Simon left. 511 00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:30,020 www.subtitulamos.tv