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- Previously on Young Sheldon...
- We are at capacity.

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It's time to expand.

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- Where?
- The video store right behind that wall

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just lost its lease.

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So, you're telling me there's
nothing weird going on back there?

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Oh, my God.

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Is it legal?

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- No.
- Yes.

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Too bad there's not
a comic book database

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so I can search through it
and find what I'm looking for.

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Well, CERN has something similar.

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You can search a database
of scientific papers.

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But there's no database for comic books.

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You should make one. Somewhere else.

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Could it be used to
catalogue other things?

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Yes, the applications are endless.

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Ooh, there could be ones
for scientific grants.

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Funding grants is such
a time-consuming process.

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If there was a centralized database,

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it would change the
research landscape entirely.

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Do you see what this could do
for the scientific community?

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We could charge an access fee to
every university on the planet,

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then I could retire on
a yacht in the Bahamas.

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You're missing the point.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Uh, good for science. I love it.

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People say French is
the language of love,

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but for me, nothing is sweeter

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than the exhilarating
sounds of legalese.

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Ooh, la, la.

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The same could not be
said for my parents.

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Uh...

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And which one are we?

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"The-the party of the first part"

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or "the party of the second part"?

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The first part,

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but either way, it's a party.

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Speaking of which, can I get you a beer?

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Y-You're a Lone Star man, right?

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- Matter of fact, I am.
- George.

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She offered. I don't want to be rude.

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It's 11:00 a.m.

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Well, you just let me know.

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We'll get you anything you want.

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We're fine, thank you.

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So, you really think this
invention of Sheldon's

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could be worth something?

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Oh, who knows? Uh, most of the time,

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these things don't pan out.

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Could be something, probably nothing.

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Uh, that's just a formality.

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But you said my grant database

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would make the university
"boatloads of money."

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Well, that doesn't mean anything.

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Boats can be small.

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Ever hear of a canoe?

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Anyway, who needs a pen?

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What's this about the university

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owning 90% and Sheldon only owning ten?

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Oh, that's just standard boilerplate.

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Did you know that boilerplate originally

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referred to the roll of steel

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used as a template to
create steam boilers,

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but then was adapted
to the legal profession

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to describe the way
companies use fine print

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to get around the law?

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Ugh, that fact is just so fun.

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You see? It is a party.

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And what's a party without Yoo-hoo?

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Can I get you a cold one?

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Yes, please.

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No. We want to make sure that
Sheldon is being treated fairly.

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Yeah, maybe we should get our own lawyer

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to take a look at this
before we sign anything.

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Can we afford a lawyer?

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Okay, w-we're gonna need
some time to get back to you.

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Of course. You take
all the time you need.

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You know, just because of all

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the nice things we've done for
your son and for your family,

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no need to start trusting us now.

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She took that better than I thought.

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Dang, it's busy in here for a weekday.

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Social Security checks landed.

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Hm. Getting paid just to
be old... must be nice.

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I ain't complaining.

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Listen, this cash box is
full. Take some of this up

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and stick it in the
register in the video store.

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You got it.

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And don't be flirting with Mandy.

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I need help back here.

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Okay, but she might flirt with me.

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This shirt really brings out my eyes.

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How's it going? Figure everything out?

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People give me money,
I give them movies.

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I think I got it.

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Smart, pregnant, you're
the whole package.

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I'd like to return this movie.

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Okay, thank you. Come again.

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I can't believe you
would rent this filth.

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It's not filth. It's Basic Instinct.

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Well, my husband was watching it

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and there was a woman in
there who showed her hoo-ha.

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Yeah, she does.

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Come on, I mean, you
don't see the whole thing.

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At most, you see a "hoo."

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If you see the "hoo,"
the "ha's" right there.

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Whatever it was, it's sinful.

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Why don't you pick out
something else? On the house.

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I don't know why you'd
carry something like this.

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People like it.

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I've seen it three times.

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Do you really want to bring your baby

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into a world where this is
considered entertainment?

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Lady, why don't you let
me worry about my baby

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and, uh, you worry about
what your husband's watching.

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Easy, she's still a customer.

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Not anymore.

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And I'm gonna tell my prayer group

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not to come here either.

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Okay, you do that.

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We have family entertainment as well.

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Sound of Music. No one shows nothing.

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Three times, really?

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I'm 17.

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Well, I don't know, you're the lawyer.

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You know, if this invention's big,

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mama wants a taste.

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President Hagemeyer, a word.

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Here's a word: out.

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I understand you're moving forward

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with Sheldon's grant database.

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I was an intrinsic part of that.

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Hm, Sheldon didn't mention you.

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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.

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Do I need to redo these contracts?

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- You betcha.
- All right, just hold on.

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This is good for the university.

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This isn't about everybody

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getting a piece of the pie.

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Oh, really? In that contract,
does she get a piece of the pie?

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- Uh...
- Don't answer that,

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attorney-client whatever.

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Uh, technically my services
are paid for by the uni...

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Shut up, Ken.

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Linda, be reasonable.

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I am.

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After all the Sheldon I've
put up with, I deserve this.

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You deserve this? My office
is basically his clubhouse.

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Okay, I tell you what I'll do.

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If Sheldon's okay with it,

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you're welcome to part of his cut.

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That's not you doing anything.

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Hi there, Connie.

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Pastor Jeff. What can I do for you?

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I was hoping we could chat
about your video store.

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What about it?

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I'm just so glad it's in the
hands of a good Christian woman.

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Where you headed here, padre?

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Well, some of my flock

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have concerns about
the movies y'all rent.

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You know, the ones
with the sexual content

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and whatnot.

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If they don't want to see whatnot,

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then they shouldn't rent whatnot.

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I hear you. God gave us free will.

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But you're renting temptation.

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And you know who tempts us?

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The devil.

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So, that's who's making me want
to slam this door in your face.

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I'm just here to give you a heads-up.

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People are upset and I'd hate
to see your business suffer.

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- Are you threatening me?
- No, uh, I'm sorry.

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Uh, let me just take off my pastor hat,

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put on my neighbor cap,

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and start again.

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I'm gonna put on my hat, too.

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It's got a big foam finger on top of it.

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Guess which one.

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The naughty one?

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Bingo.

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Mr. Vance, thank you for
taking the time to see us.

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Oh, no problem.

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You know, I don't ordinarily handle

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intellectual property contracts,

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I'm more of a slip-and-fall guy.

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I have seen your face
on those park bench ads.

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Oh, you fall in the park, this
is the first thing you see.

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So, as I said on the phone,

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our son invented something that
his university's interested in,

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but we feel they might be trying to keep

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the lion's share for themselves.

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You really think it's
gonna be worth something?

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University seems to think
so. They want 90% of it.

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Oh, is that so?

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What's the invention?

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We don't really understand it.

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Oh, you know, it's a computer...

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thing.

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Adding machine and carbon
paper got me this far.

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Mm.

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What... what am I smelling?

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Beef and broccoli.

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Chinese place downstairs.

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Ooh, do they have good chop
suey? I can never find good...

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- George.
- You were saying?

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Sheldon, we need to talk.

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You should keep your voice
down. This is a library.

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Do you remember when
we came up with the idea

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for that grant database?

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I remember when I came up with the idea.

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Uh, in my office.

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- In my brain.
- Which was in my office.

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And, as I recall,

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I was the one who suggested
you build a database.

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No, you suggested I build
a comic book database.

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Which was the underlying idea.

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Fire is the underlying idea
for the nuclear power plant,

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and no one credits the caveman.

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Son...

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and I call you son because
I think of you as family.

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Is this the way you would
treat your own family?

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Not my mom. Everyone
else is on their own.

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Thank you for saying no to sin!

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Oh, you got to be kidding me.

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What are you doing?

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We're just asking people
to sign our petition

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- if they agree that sin has no place in cinema.
- Huh.

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- Clever.
- Thanks.

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And God doesn't want us
seeing people's private parts.

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Didn't he make people's private parts?

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He did, and then he made
clothes to cover 'em right up.

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You are scaring away my customers.

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You know what's scarier? Hell.

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Look, you can't just sit
here in front of my store.

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Freedom of speech. We're allowed.

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And we're allowed to rent
whatever movies we want.

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People can choose for themselves.

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They sure can.

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If you love God and hate
the devil, sign here.

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Where is your halo?
'Cause you are an angel.

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Let's just see what the
people think about this.

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Yeah.

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What are you doing?

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We just finally got those
killjoys out of here.

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Yeah, it was amazing.

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Have you two lost your minds?

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We do not need this kind of attention.

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Attention's good.

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Like, free advertising.

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We're running an illegal
gambling room in the back.

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- Oh, that'll be fine.
- For you.

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If we get arrested,
y'all go to lady jail.

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I have to go to scary jail.
I'm too pretty for scary jail.

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No more prison movies for you.

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So you're saying we should just give in,

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after what that holy-rolling Muppet

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has done to your whole family?

258
00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:12,829
He does look like a Muppet.

259
00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:14,431
All I'm saying is we need to remember

260
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,166
where the real money's coming from.

261
00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:19,136
If we want it to keep
coming, you got to back off.

262
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,873
Okay, fine. I'll behave.

263
00:10:24,974 --> 00:10:26,976
When did you start to
be the responsible one?

264
00:10:27,077 --> 00:10:29,446
Hey, I don't like it, either.

265
00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:34,317
Ah, just the young genius
I was hoping to see.

266
00:10:35,118 --> 00:10:37,454
Look, I've heard from
your parents' lawyer,

267
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,889
and I'm a little concerned

268
00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:42,259
that this whole thing
is getting out of hand.

269
00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:44,527
How so? Well, you know,
lawyers get involved

270
00:10:44,627 --> 00:10:47,864
and everything slows down
and, well, I'm just worried

271
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:49,866
that someone else might come up

272
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:51,668
with the same idea in the meantime.

273
00:10:51,768 --> 00:10:53,903
I didn't think of that.
We should get started.

274
00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:56,039
I agree, but, well, we can't get started

275
00:10:56,139 --> 00:10:57,874
until the paperwork is signed.

276
00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:00,009
Ugh! Those darn lawyers.

277
00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:01,644
Well, how can we fix this?

278
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:09,519
Hmm. Well, I guess if you could,
well, convince your parents to sign,

279
00:11:09,619 --> 00:11:11,221
then we could get rolling.

280
00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:15,392
And to make it worth your while,

281
00:11:15,492 --> 00:11:19,162
how about we put your name
on one of these buildings?

282
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:22,599
How would you feel about
"Sheldon Cooper Science Center"?

283
00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:25,068
I'm sorry. Did you say,
"Sheldon Cooper Science Center,"

284
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,404
or "Sheldon Cooper's Science Center"?

285
00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:28,538
Well, which do you like?

286
00:11:28,638 --> 00:11:29,672
I prefer the possessive.

287
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,108
It makes it much more mine.

288
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,910
Then "Sheldon Cooper's
Science Center" it is.

289
00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:36,546
So, do we have a deal?

290
00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:38,315
- Okay.
- Excellent.

291
00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:41,951
Now get out of here before
I pinch those cheeks.

292
00:11:46,489 --> 00:11:49,326
I will remind you my
wife is a police officer.

293
00:11:49,426 --> 00:11:52,162
I've just come with a
little peace offering.

294
00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:57,367
My last copy of Basic Instinct.

295
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:01,571
So there you go. No more naked ladies,

296
00:12:01,671 --> 00:12:02,805
no more Michael Douglas'

297
00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:06,008
bare butt giving me impure thoughts.

298
00:12:06,909 --> 00:12:09,212
The town is safe again.

299
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,614
Well, thank you for seeing reason.

300
00:12:11,714 --> 00:12:15,818
Well, what kind of good Christian
woman would I be if I didn't?

301
00:12:15,918 --> 00:12:18,155
So, we square?

302
00:12:18,255 --> 00:12:21,023
It's not about you and
me being square, Connie.

303
00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:24,861
It's about you and El Jefe Grande.

304
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,864
Mm-hmm.

305
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,367
Well, goodbye.

306
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:32,669
You know, I'd be happy to come down

307
00:12:32,769 --> 00:12:34,637
and let you know what other
movies are objectionable

308
00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:37,574
so we don't have another
situation on our hands.

309
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,378
You want to take more
movies out of my store?

310
00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:43,980
Again, not me, but
there's a guy with a thumb

311
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,416
a lot bigger than Siskel or Ebert's.

312
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,522
Sheldon, thank you for coming in.

313
00:12:52,622 --> 00:12:55,625
I want to apologize for
our little tiff earlier.

314
00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:56,726
You're forgiven.

315
00:12:56,826 --> 00:12:58,261
Oh. Great.

316
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:02,665
I found something that
might be of interest to you.

317
00:13:02,765 --> 00:13:05,868
An authentic signature
from Richard Feynman.

318
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,136
Where did you get this?

319
00:13:07,237 --> 00:13:08,471
Details aren't important.

320
00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:10,840
- Is this a restraining order?
- Not important.

321
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,409
That's actually a really
good way to get autographs.

322
00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:14,110
I'll have to keep that in mind.

323
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,313
Well, it's yours, from
one scientist to another,

324
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:17,780
and that's my point, really.

325
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,683
- You and I... we need to stick together.
- Why?

326
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:23,152
Because this university
is filled with people

327
00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:25,021
who want to exploit our ideas.

328
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:26,556
That's not my experience.

329
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:28,491
President Hagemeyer just
offered me my own building.

330
00:13:28,591 --> 00:13:30,560
You're being manipulated,
you don't even know it.

331
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,762
Sheldon, I've seen
this a thousand times...

332
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:36,633
a brilliant young mind like
yours taken advantage of.

333
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,435
But isn't that what you're trying to do?

334
00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:40,270
Absolutely not.

335
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,171
President Hagemeyer's was a bribe.

336
00:13:42,272 --> 00:13:46,175
That is a gift from one peer to another.

337
00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:48,245
So what do you say?

338
00:13:48,345 --> 00:13:49,979
Are you a scientist

339
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,814
or are you a pawn of the administration?

340
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,082
A scientist.

341
00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:54,917
Yes, you are.

342
00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:56,719
So, we have a deal?

343
00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:59,356
Okay.

344
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:01,057
I'd like to order

345
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:03,360
five more copies of Basic Instinct

346
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:07,364
and a couple more of Fatal Attraction.

347
00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:11,000
- Anything else?
- Ooh, uh, get a Last Temptation of Christ.

348
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,502
That'll really piss people off.

349
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,672
And a copy of The Last
Temptation of Christ

350
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,073
to really piss people off.

351
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,975
Thank you.

352
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,643
What are y'all doing?

353
00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:23,079
Well, I tried to be
nice but he kept pushing.

354
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,614
Yeah, so now we're pushing back.

355
00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:25,948
Why do you care?

356
00:14:26,048 --> 00:14:27,350
Because I don't like
anybody telling me how

357
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,252
to run my business, especially him.

358
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:31,388
This is not your business.

359
00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:33,590
That room back there with
the shady piles of money...

360
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:37,126
that's your business. Your
secret, illegal business.

361
00:14:37,226 --> 00:14:38,995
So, what, are we just supposed

362
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,097
to become a Christian video store now?

363
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:43,132
You know what? In this town, I...

364
00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:45,835
No! I am not gonna let that man win.

365
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:48,104
Hi. I'm with Channel 7 news.

366
00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,706
Can I help you?

367
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,942
A local pastor has put
together a petition of citizens

368
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:56,112
concerned about the vulgar
content of your video store.

369
00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:57,514
Would you care to comment?

370
00:14:57,614 --> 00:15:00,116
Damn straight I would.
I want him to know...

371
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:02,184
- Give me. Give me.
- No, give me that. I want...

372
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,121
I can assure you there's nothing immoral

373
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:07,290
or indecent going on here.

374
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,663
Mm. So, we were talking to the lawyer...

375
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,399
Here comes the divorce.

376
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,934
We are not getting divorced.

377
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,268
Then why do we have a lawyer?

378
00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:20,570
Sheldon invented something

379
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,838
that the university's interested in

380
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,673
and it could be worth some money.

381
00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:25,442
You always were my favorite brother.

382
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,677
This morning you licked your
finger and put it in my ear.

383
00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:29,111
That means I like you.

384
00:15:29,211 --> 00:15:31,013
Anyway, the lawyer wants
to sit down with you

385
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:33,049
before he gets into
it with the university.

386
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,518
I don't know. I hear
lawyers slow things down.

387
00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:36,653
What?

388
00:15:36,753 --> 00:15:38,321
Shelly, this is for your future.

389
00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:41,724
We're just trying to make
sure that you're taken care of.

390
00:15:41,824 --> 00:15:43,360
I don't care about money.

391
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:46,529
Well, someday you might when
you have your own wife and kids.

392
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,130
I don't see that happening.

393
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,933
No one sees that happening.
And I say that with love.

394
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,002
Sheldon, this is important to all of us.

395
00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:55,338
Uh, you got to think about your family.

396
00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:57,073
Shelly, he's right.

397
00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,543
Did you put extra hot
dogs in this spaghetti?

398
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:02,311
I did.

399
00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:06,182
Okay, I'll talk with the lawyer.

400
00:16:06,983 --> 00:16:09,185
You're good.

401
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:13,289
Well, I'm-I'm so glad that
we can all sit down together.

402
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:17,159
And I have a feeling we are
gonna come to a quick agreement.

403
00:16:17,994 --> 00:16:20,730
I have a feeling we are.

404
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,231
So, I have redrawn the contracts...

405
00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:23,866
Sorry we're late.

406
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,135
What are you doing here? And who's he?

407
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,837
- I'm his cousin.
- And lawyer.

408
00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:29,572
Really, Grant?

409
00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:31,574
- Yeah, really.
- Let me talk for you.

410
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:32,875
Yeah, really.

411
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:35,712
Okay. Fine, fine. Stay.

412
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,548
It really doesn't make
any difference because

413
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:42,318
Sheldon agrees that this is in
the best interest of everyone.

414
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,654
- You said that?
- Yes.

415
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,323
- Hold on. Sheldon told me...
- Grant.

416
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:52,361
Sheldon informed my client that
their interests were aligned.

417
00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:54,497
- You told him that?
- Yes.

418
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,698
You told me he was on our side.

419
00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:58,334
Didn't you tell them that?

420
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,435
Yes.

421
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,937
Which is it, Sheldon?

422
00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:04,206
Yeah, Sheldon. Whose side are you on?

423
00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:06,042
Shelly?

424
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:09,612
I don't know and I don't care.

425
00:17:09,712 --> 00:17:11,013
I just want to build the database.

426
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,650
Why can't this just
be about the science?

427
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,185
W-why are you making
it all about the money?

428
00:17:16,986 --> 00:17:19,689
This was supposed to be
exciting, and you're ruining it.

429
00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:24,193
Oh...

430
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,163
I'm telling you, I can do it on my own.

431
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,598
Shelly?

432
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:31,634
I don't want to be
in the middle anymore.

433
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,671
I know. I... I came out to apologize.

434
00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:36,205
We made that all about us

435
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,240
and it should be about what you want.

436
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,942
Thanks.

437
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:43,913
So... why don't you take a little time

438
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:46,382
and figure out what's
gonna make you happy?

439
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,650
I will.

440
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,018
Okay, I did.

441
00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:52,354
Oh. All right. Well,
what did you decide?

442
00:17:52,455 --> 00:17:55,191
- I'm cutting everybody out and doing this myself.
- What?

443
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,727
I don't need the university
and I don't need Dr. Linkletter.

444
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,662
How are you gonna pay for all this?

445
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:01,163
I'll find private investors.

446
00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:03,099
They can pay for it on the
condition I'm left alone.

447
00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:06,402
Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?

448
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,904
Perhaps you're right.

449
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,339
- Done. I'm good.
- Where you going?

450
00:18:10,439 --> 00:18:12,675
My dorm. I have some
calls to make. Love you.

451
00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:14,977
Love you, too.

452
00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:27,857
Don't you have Die Hard?

453
00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:30,092
- Not anymore.
- Why?

454
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,361
It had that bad word in it.

455
00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:36,699
- What?
- "Yippee-ki-yay," etcetera.

456
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:39,702
This store sucks.

457
00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:41,037
We know.

458
00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:43,540
- Maybe you'd like The Singing Nun.
- Nope.

459
00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:48,444
Has anybody ever rented The Singing Nun?

460
00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,381
Just Pastor Jeff.

461
00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:53,983
That figures.

462
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,451
Wait a minute.

463
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:59,405
You can see all the movies
that Pastor Jeff ever rented?

464
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,991
You can see any movie everyone's rented.

465
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:06,428
Well, let's just see if he's
as pious as he pretends to be.

466
00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:10,032
Let's find out.

467
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,502
Jesus Christ Superstar,

468
00:19:13,603 --> 00:19:16,105
Jesus of Nazareth,

469
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:17,373
The Blood of Jesus.

470
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:18,708
Good Lord.

471
00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:20,342
How many Jesus movies are there?

472
00:19:20,442 --> 00:19:22,011
Oh, what about his wife?

473
00:19:22,111 --> 00:19:24,513
- Oh.
- Mm.

474
00:19:24,614 --> 00:19:27,617
- Show me, show me.
- Mm.

475
00:19:29,986 --> 00:19:31,053
Hello, Pastor Jeff.

476
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:32,421
Hey there, Connie.

477
00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:33,956
What brings you by?

478
00:19:34,056 --> 00:19:38,194
I just wanted to drop off a little gift.

479
00:19:38,294 --> 00:19:39,829
Dirty Dancing?

480
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,198
I think you know how I
feel about this movie.

481
00:19:42,298 --> 00:19:44,100
I do.

482
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,836
I also know how your
wife feels about it.

483
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,070
What?

484
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:49,572
She's rented it five times.

485
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:52,441
That's a lot of
shirtless Patrick Swayze.

486
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,276
Must be some mistake.

487
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:57,313
There isn't. Shall we talk
about Fatal Attraction?

488
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,448
- Do we have to?
- Six times.

489
00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:02,318
- Are you blackmailing me?
- Yeah.

490
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,753
Well, it's not gonna work.

491
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:06,055
I'm a man of principles
and I stand by them.

492
00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:08,024
And I respect that.

493
00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:12,128
So let's talk about what your
church elders are renting.

494
00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:14,130
- Oh, come on.
- Want to know?

495
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:15,331
Is it bad?

496
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,400
It's Porky's bad.

497
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,336
How your principles feeling now?

498
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:22,805
I'm going to end this story

499
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:25,307
so you don't have to see
a grown man beg for mercy.

500
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:27,009
Connie, please...

501
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:33,000
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