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This is recording 297.

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Observations of the Doom
Patrol by Dr. Harrison, day 93.

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The Codpiece mission.

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I continue to be astounded by the
garden of psychological plights

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presented by this group.

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It's been three months
and my decision to stay

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continues to pay dividends.

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This bargain basement sideshow has
been working as a superhero team,

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aptly named the Doom Patrol.

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Rita has carved out a
starring role for herself

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as team leader, because
no one wanted the job.

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Ready? Positions.

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And action!

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But this failed starlet,

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failed high school drama teacher
and failed community theater extra

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seems to have found
her niche, by default.

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Believe it or not, she's led
this busted Justice League

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to seven successful missions.

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Dear Rita tackles the job
with endless enthusiasm

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despite the lack of cooperation
or respect of her teammates.

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Any questions?

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Yeah, not going after Codpiece,

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and not doing codenames.

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A question beings with "who," "what,"
"where," "when" or "why," Clifford.

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Why do you get to pick the codenames?

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Because they suck.

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When you spend days researching
and plotting missions

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while getting paper
cuts and inky fingers,

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you can choose the codenames, okay?

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Until then, you're Robotman.

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Dr. Harrison is Crazy Jane.

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Larry is Negative Man,

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Vic is Cyborg and, Rouge,

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you're Dogshit McGivens.

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Rita's ire for Madam Rouge
is as hot and fiery as ever.

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And Rouge eats healthy doses of her shit

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because she desperately
wants to make amends

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for Malcolm and the Sisterhood.

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Even though it runs
counter to her true nature.

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Yeah. Good choice.
Mmm-hmm. Elasta-Woman.

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Thank you.

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In between hating Rouge
and being disrespected,

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Rita had the good idea

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to attach The Brain's robot
head to the time machine.

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Now, we no longer have to hurdle

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through space, time,
duct taped to Shipley.

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She also solved the time
travel memory loss problem.

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Ah!

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Strangely enough, with jellyfish.

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I couldn't tell you why it works.

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But it does.

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Oh, no, thanks.

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Codpiece just robbed the bank.

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Can we speed this up, please?

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Not everyone can handle a
full-load from this big gun.

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- So juvenile.
- Overcompensating much?

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- Gross.
- Everyone back to order.

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- I've seen bigger.
- That's disgusting.

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Robotman, flank him on the left.

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Robotman.

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Robotman!

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Clifasaurous.

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Left flank. Got it.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

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Dogshit McGivens, draw his fire
while the others get to safety.

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Draw his fire? Seriously?

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Just do it!

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Fuckin' hell.

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Not behind the bush.

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His ammo will cut right through.

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Just like my multi-man batter.

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Could you try not to be
disgusting for two seconds?

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Rita tries to control
the team's every move

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because she can't bear
to lose another loved one.

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Diagnosis?

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A textbook perfectionist,
slash, narcissist

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with survivor skill and PTSD.

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Vic and his father repaired most
of the Robotman's smooshed body.

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However, the testicle creature
incident led to global shipping delays

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and they're still waiting
on parts for his other arm.

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Okay. I'm gonna go rip his dick off.

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God damn, son of a...

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No. No! No. Still grateful
for my crappy petite body.

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Everyday outside that
giant robot is a blessing.

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I suspect Cliff has a low IQ

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due to poor breeding, a
Florida public school education,

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and race car fumes.

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Diagnosis,

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a grade A simpleton.

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The hero formally known as Useful

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has settled into place as
the team's one man IT squad.

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Without his tech, Rita prefers
he stay out of harm's way.

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But Vic is unsatisfied by his
new role and yearns to do more.

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Elasta-Woman, you got a bogey flyin' in.

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Elasta-Woman.

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Hey! Yo, that's far enough.

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No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Don't... Don't do anything.

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I'm not really part of Codpiece's crew.

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I'm... I'm just the IT guy.

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What do you mean, "Just the IT guy?"

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You're an integral part of his villainy.

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You're the foundation he builds
his nefarious successes on.

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Oh.

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Yeah. Yeah, I... I am vital.

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I guess I am important, huh?

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Are you good?

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Yeah. Yeah, just... just hang on.

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I can't do it if people are talking.

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Shit.

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Oh. Oh. Shit.

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What was your part of the plan?

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Was it to engage with an
ass-bazooka wielding twit?

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But he was literal...

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I don't want to hear it.

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You stick to the plan or you stay home.

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Plain old Vic takes
the red-headed miss'

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admonishments as a lack
of faith in his abilities.

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He doesn't realize she too was
working through her own issues.

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Together they form the perfect
storm of psychological inadequacies.

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Though Vic fearlessly jumped
into the fray against a nimrod

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with a rump cannon,

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he's far less courageous when
it comes to following through

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on the promise he made
himself to find his happiness.

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Diagnosis, personality
dysmorphia and social cowardice.

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Larry and Keeg have been
getting on like a house on fire.

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It may be the first reported case

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of a host developing Stockholm
syndrome towards its parasite.

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Oh.

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Larry's managed to let
go of himself enough

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to share his life and body with Keeg

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in a way he never could with the
Negative Spirit or his human family.

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And though Larry tells himself
the new life he's forged

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with the neon leech
is fulfilling enough,

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the truth is, he yearns for more.

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I'm fine, buddy. Just you and me.

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Diagnosis,

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good old-fashion self-loathing with
a healthy dash of co-dependency.

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Madame Rouge refuses the
jellyfish on every mission

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- _ - because it gives her
the briefest respite

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from remembering her betrayal
of Malcolm and the Sisterhood.

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Oh. Excuse me!

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What am I meant to be doing again? I...

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What? You don't remember?

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Transform into something
to psych him out.

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Right.

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Holy shit! Nice one, Rouge.

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Are you body shaming me?

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That's some next level evil.

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I won't even go there.

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I'll kill your face! So hard!

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But Rouge's memories always
return with a vengeance.

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And she's created a nasty ritual

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- that's a form of
psychological self-harm. - _

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The results are always the same

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and she's forced to face
the fact that she's relegated

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- _
- hundreds of people to obsolescence.

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Though all encompassing,
her pain is a quiet one.

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- _
- The kind that's always there,

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just under the surface, smoldering,

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looking for something to catch,
but never finding anything.

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Diagnosis,

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self-loathing doormat with
sociopathic tendencies.

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As for me, I've managed
to find my own place

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amongst this bunch of walking tragedies.

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One that makes use of
my specific talents.

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Come now, Mr. Codpiece,

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who are you really mad at?

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Because it can't possibly be me.

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You don't even know me.

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I know I only get one phone call, Dr. H,

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but I think you're right.

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It should be to my mom.

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This doomed patrol is the El Dorado

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of psychological dysfunctions.

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I could publish volumes
based on my observations.

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Oh.

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Thank you.

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- _ - Unfortunately, my
attention has been divided,

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between my work and my obligations.

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That's too much.

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Abuelita only uses two shakes.

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Really?

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Why are you here, H?

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To ask you the same question.

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The others are all searching for Kay.

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Why aren't you?

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Because I can think of better ways

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of wasting my time, like
trying to eat my own face.

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So you're not concerned about the girl?

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Of course I'm fucking concerned.

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But Kay constructed this place.

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And if she doesn't want to be found,

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we're not going to find her.

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So you're here in her memories,
enjoying warm beverages.

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I'm doing something actually useful.

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I'm trying to figure
out what the girl needs.

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- Wanna know what I think?
- Mmm.

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Yeah, more than anything I've ever
wanted in my entire miserable life.

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I think you're on vacation here.

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Hiding in the girl's memories
to avoid your responsibilities.

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How relieved you must feel

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of not having the weight
of it all on your shoulders.

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Or maybe this is just sour grapes.

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After all, the girl did disappear,

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under your watch.

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Mmm.

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Remind me where you went
to medical school again?

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Was it the University of
I-Watched-A-Shit-Ton- Of-Sally-Jesse-Raphael?

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Enjoy your stay, Jane.

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- Looks good.
- Yep.

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So then, boom!

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With the press of a cell phone button,

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she teleported the entire bus of
Edgelords into the Phantom Zone,

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which they didn't seem to hate.

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But we, uh, we busted them out anyway.

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Cell Phone Silvia, huh?

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- Yup!
- And what was your part in this caper?

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Me? Yeah, I, um...

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I downloaded her phone's
user menu from the internet.

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That thing is over ten years old.

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Man! That was hard to find.

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Sounds like you're keeping busy.

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Yeah.

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But, um,

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are you leaving any
time to find your bliss?

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I didn't ditch my tech to spite you.

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When are you gonna understand
that this choice was about me?

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It wasn't an accusation, son.

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I'm sorry.

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The truth is, this isn't as
easy as I thought it would be.

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Scary tryin' to find yourself, isn't it?

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I think I'd rather take on an Edgelord.

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Now, just give yourself time.

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You'll get there.

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Looks like we're done here.

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Thanks for your help on this, Dad.

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He's gonna be psyched.

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Of course.

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It was fun.

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Yeah, it was.

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Let's gather the troops.

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All right, all right, all right.

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Whose face are we stomping
justice into today?

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Is that my fucking arm?

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As a matter of fact, it is.

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Fuck. Fucking sweetness!

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Why is everyone else here?

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Well, we couldn't make your
arm exactly like it was so, um,

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we decided to make it better.

258
00:17:37,252 --> 00:17:39,254
Looks like the same old shitty robot arm

259
00:17:39,338 --> 00:17:44,343
with the same old shitty robot fingers
that I can't type for shit with,

260
00:17:44,426 --> 00:17:45,844
or write, or bowl.

261
00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:46,929
We...

262
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:51,016
We gave you the sense of touch...

263
00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:53,851
In one finger.

264
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,771
But over time,

265
00:17:55,854 --> 00:17:57,564
if things work the way
they're supposed to,

266
00:17:57,648 --> 00:18:00,901
the nanites will spread
to your other fingers.

267
00:18:00,984 --> 00:18:02,027
Wh...

268
00:18:03,612 --> 00:18:05,697
I'll be able to feel with my whole hand?

269
00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:07,199
That's the plan, Robotman.

270
00:18:14,122 --> 00:18:16,291
I don't know what to say.

271
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,252
Thank you!

272
00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:21,171
Uh, from my bottom of
my non-existent heart.

273
00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:22,422
All right.

274
00:18:22,506 --> 00:18:23,882
- Okay.
- All right.

275
00:18:37,312 --> 00:18:40,274
And this how you say
"Fuck you" in England.

276
00:18:41,817 --> 00:18:44,361
Now we can calibrate
your sense of touch.

277
00:18:44,444 --> 00:18:45,571
Let's start with the cotton.

278
00:18:45,654 --> 00:18:47,739
Uh, would it be okay if I didn't?

279
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,409
It would be better if you did.

280
00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:52,911
You... you mind telling
us why you don't want to?

281
00:18:55,497 --> 00:18:58,292
I haven't felt anything for 40 years.

282
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,878
I think the first thing I'd
like to touch is my grandson.

283
00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:09,094
Cliff,

284
00:19:09,177 --> 00:19:11,889
not to be a spoilsport but technically,

285
00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:14,474
you are touching that oven mitt.

286
00:19:14,558 --> 00:19:17,019
Doesn't count. Doesn't count.

287
00:19:17,102 --> 00:19:21,732
But, goddamn, it's soft.

288
00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:24,443
Come on, fuck nuts!

289
00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:26,320
To the time machine!

290
00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:28,280
We're going to fucking Florida!

291
00:19:28,363 --> 00:19:31,700
Um, Clifford, I know
that you are excited,

292
00:19:31,783 --> 00:19:34,286
but the time machine is not an Uber.

293
00:19:34,369 --> 00:19:36,496
It is a crime fighting apparatus.

294
00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,290
Oh, come on, Rita.

295
00:19:38,373 --> 00:19:41,793
What is the harm in a wee jaunt
to America's sweaty armpit?

296
00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:43,962
This is a joyous occasion.

297
00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:45,339
Why don't you make a little exception?

298
00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:47,007
Oh, what's the harm?

299
00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:49,051
- Yeah, come on, Rita.
- Don't be so controlling.

300
00:19:49,134 --> 00:19:50,802
Be cool for once.

301
00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:52,804
All right, all right, all right.

302
00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:54,640
Just this once.

303
00:19:54,723 --> 00:19:57,392
Fuck yeah, let's roll!

304
00:19:57,476 --> 00:19:59,561
I think I'll sit this one
out. I am allergic to jellyfish

305
00:19:59,645 --> 00:20:01,146
and experimental fringe science.

306
00:20:01,229 --> 00:20:02,439
- Take care, son.
- All right, Dad.

307
00:20:02,522 --> 00:20:03,815
I'll talk to you.

308
00:20:03,899 --> 00:20:07,277
Um, Rita, a private word?

309
00:20:07,361 --> 00:20:09,154
What is it?

310
00:20:09,237 --> 00:20:12,824
Uh, well, I, um, thought over time
if I consumed enough of your shit,

311
00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:15,410
I... I'd earn your forgiveness
but I'm realizing that's...

312
00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:18,030
Probably never gonna happen.
And since my presence here

313
00:20:18,031 --> 00:20:19,164
is a constant trigger for you,

314
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:21,959
I was thinking, perhaps maybe, once I...

315
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:25,003
Well, perhaps maybe, once
we all return from Florida,

316
00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:27,089
it might be best that I
find somewhere else to live.

317
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:29,800
Unless of course, you can
find it in your heart to...

318
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,760
Forgive me.

319
00:20:36,431 --> 00:20:39,309
I hear there are a lot
of nice efficiencies

320
00:20:39,393 --> 00:20:42,604
in Cloverton, if you
don't mind getting scabies.

321
00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:44,022
I... I don't actually.

322
00:20:44,106 --> 00:20:45,857
And perhaps maybe you could give me...

323
00:20:50,153 --> 00:20:52,322
Give me the address.

324
00:20:52,406 --> 00:20:55,200
This is the best day of
my entire freaking life!

325
00:20:56,284 --> 00:20:58,245
Can we leave already?

326
00:20:58,328 --> 00:20:59,788
Why have we not left yet?

327
00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:02,749
No, thank you.

328
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,502
No, you listen here, Madame Rouge.

329
00:21:05,585 --> 00:21:08,797
You will put this jellyfish
on top of your peanut head

330
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,217
because I want you to remember
every word of your promise

331
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,927
to leave my home.

332
00:21:15,429 --> 00:21:17,723
Oh, fucking...

333
00:21:17,806 --> 00:21:20,559
Okay, Florida five minutes
from now. Everybody ready?

334
00:21:26,148 --> 00:21:28,692
Shipley, play some
travel tunes, will ya?

335
00:21:28,775 --> 00:21:30,944
* Hands *

336
00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:36,908
* Touching hands *

337
00:21:36,992 --> 00:21:40,037
* Reaching out *

338
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,706
* Touching me *

339
00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:47,127
* Touching you *

340
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:50,172
* Sweet Caroline *

341
00:21:50,255 --> 00:21:51,798
* Pa, pa, pa *

342
00:21:51,882 --> 00:21:55,177
* Good times never seemed so good *

343
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:58,263
* So good, so good, so good *

344
00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:02,726
Are you an animal, vegetable or mineral?

345
00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:04,895
Yes.

346
00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:07,314
Are you Animal Vegetable Mineral Man?

347
00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:09,983
Damn it! I thought that'd be harder.

348
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,694
What else could possibly
fit that description?

349
00:22:16,490 --> 00:22:17,657
You guys seein' this?

350
00:22:23,538 --> 00:22:24,831
Oh, it's probably another time goat.

351
00:22:24,915 --> 00:22:26,500
Let's not get paranoid.

352
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,793
It's a woman.

353
00:22:32,047 --> 00:22:33,715
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

354
00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:35,467
Help me. Help me please.

355
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:37,469
Is this bad? 'Cause this
feels pretty fucking bad.

356
00:22:37,552 --> 00:22:39,054
I don't think it's good.

357
00:22:39,137 --> 00:22:40,430
I know her.

358
00:22:40,514 --> 00:22:43,100
She likes to watch
people pee. No judgement.

359
00:22:43,183 --> 00:22:45,310
That's Isabel Feathers.

360
00:22:45,393 --> 00:22:46,645
Who?

361
00:22:46,728 --> 00:22:48,480
The talentless wannabe who portrayed me

362
00:22:48,563 --> 00:22:50,774
in the Cloverton
Theatre's Our Town, huh.

363
00:22:50,857 --> 00:22:51,983
Help, help me!

364
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:53,652
- Should we let her in?
- No.

365
00:22:53,735 --> 00:22:56,988
Let me in. Let me in.
Let me in. Let me in.

366
00:22:57,072 --> 00:22:58,657
What's she doing in the time stream?

367
00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:00,325
Uh, that might be my bad.

368
00:23:00,408 --> 00:23:02,160
When I arrived in Cloverton,

369
00:23:02,244 --> 00:23:04,287
she watched me taking a massive wazz,

370
00:23:04,371 --> 00:23:06,498
then fell right into my time hole.

371
00:23:06,581 --> 00:23:08,834
I... I didn't think it
was worth mentioning.

372
00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:11,670
Please! Angry Jesus!

373
00:23:11,753 --> 00:23:13,922
Don't let me die before
I touch my grandbaby!

374
00:23:14,005 --> 00:23:16,842
Arrival imminent. Arrival imminent.

375
00:23:16,925 --> 00:23:18,885
When are we headed, Victor? What year?

376
00:23:18,969 --> 00:23:20,470
No idea.

377
00:23:20,554 --> 00:23:22,514
Everybody brace for impact.

378
00:23:22,597 --> 00:23:23,932
This is gonna be a rough landing.

379
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,792
Is everyone okay?

380
00:23:50,876 --> 00:23:51,876
I think so.

381
00:23:52,711 --> 00:23:54,504
Where on earth are we?

382
00:23:56,298 --> 00:23:58,216
When are we?

383
00:23:58,300 --> 00:23:59,593
Doesn't matter and don't care.

384
00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:01,469
Let's just hop back into Shipley

385
00:24:01,553 --> 00:24:03,513
and get back on track to the FLA.

386
00:24:03,597 --> 00:24:05,223
Shipley's overheated.

387
00:24:05,307 --> 00:24:07,350
It's gonna be a while before
we can shove off again.

388
00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:09,769
I think I know where we are.

389
00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:13,000
_

390
00:24:13,398 --> 00:24:17,068
I think we went a little further
than five minutes into the future.

391
00:24:18,328 --> 00:24:20,168
_

392
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,243
Well, what do you suppose
the shotgun is for?

393
00:24:28,246 --> 00:24:30,081
For whatever the fuck that is.

394
00:24:30,165 --> 00:24:31,583
Executive decision.

395
00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:32,666
Yep.

396
00:24:34,252 --> 00:24:36,755
And... and go where exactly?

397
00:24:36,838 --> 00:24:38,298
There's no place like home.

398
00:24:46,097 --> 00:24:47,097
Wow.

399
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:50,477
This reminds me of my mother's house.

400
00:24:51,686 --> 00:24:52,854
She was a hoarder,

401
00:24:54,356 --> 00:24:55,815
and a war profiteer.

402
00:24:58,068 --> 00:24:59,319
The air's really stale.

403
00:25:00,779 --> 00:25:02,405
Maybe no one's living here anymore.

404
00:25:02,489 --> 00:25:04,449
Well, we'd better have a
look through just in case.

405
00:25:05,867 --> 00:25:08,870
Everyone, I have found something.

406
00:25:10,538 --> 00:25:11,539
What is it?

407
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:14,083
Hmm.

408
00:25:14,084 --> 00:25:15,835
Vienna sausages and Skittles.

409
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:18,630
Ew. On both fronts.

410
00:25:18,713 --> 00:25:21,299
I haven't seen shit
like this since the '70s.

411
00:25:21,383 --> 00:25:23,718
And we were all high as fuck back then.

412
00:25:23,802 --> 00:25:24,802
No, wait.

413
00:25:28,056 --> 00:25:30,642
- Fucking asshole!
- Why did you do that?

414
00:25:30,725 --> 00:25:31,851
God.

415
00:25:31,935 --> 00:25:33,520
- Oops.
- Idiot!

416
00:25:33,603 --> 00:25:34,896
You had to touch the weiner?

417
00:25:34,897 --> 00:25:36,481
Quiet. We're not alone.

418
00:25:50,996 --> 00:25:52,539
Welcome to 2042.

419
00:25:53,415 --> 00:25:54,833
Holy shit bears!

420
00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:58,545
Who is it?

421
00:25:58,628 --> 00:26:00,213
It's you.

422
00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:03,008
A rusty, busted version of you.

423
00:26:03,091 --> 00:26:05,010
The hell? Yo, let me through.

424
00:26:05,093 --> 00:26:06,761
Yo, let me through.

425
00:26:06,845 --> 00:26:08,061
If this mitt falls off and I
touch something that isn't...

426
00:26:08,062 --> 00:26:10,100
- Someone is kicking me. Stop kicking me.
- ... my grandson's perfect skin...

427
00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:14,561
... I will murder
every single one of you.

428
00:26:14,644 --> 00:26:16,730
This is weird.

429
00:26:18,148 --> 00:26:19,316
What's that on your face?

430
00:26:21,526 --> 00:26:22,527
Is that tech?

431
00:26:36,207 --> 00:26:37,250
Who wants tea?

432
00:26:41,046 --> 00:26:43,214
It all started about 20 years ago,

433
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,385
Cloverton was the epicenter.

434
00:26:47,469 --> 00:26:49,512
Spread slow at first

435
00:26:49,596 --> 00:26:51,514
and after a few weeks it was everywhere.

436
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,185
Hey, Omega man,

437
00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:56,978
you wanna skip the dramatics

438
00:26:57,062 --> 00:27:00,106
and just tell us what the
lemon drizzled fuck happened?

439
00:27:01,149 --> 00:27:03,360
Papers called it The Buttpocalypse.

440
00:27:06,863 --> 00:27:08,239
I think he's serious.

441
00:27:08,323 --> 00:27:10,825
No, that's impossible.

442
00:27:10,909 --> 00:27:12,535
We killed those assholes.

443
00:27:12,619 --> 00:27:13,703
Apparently, we missed one.

444
00:27:14,662 --> 00:27:16,414
And infected it with zombiism.

445
00:27:16,498 --> 00:27:20,168
You mean to tell us the
world has been overtaken

446
00:27:20,251 --> 00:27:22,128
by Zombie Butts?

447
00:27:22,212 --> 00:27:23,838
That we created?

448
00:27:23,922 --> 00:27:26,174
I mean, the zombie part anyway.

449
00:27:26,257 --> 00:27:27,675
It's about the size of it, yeah.

450
00:27:28,802 --> 00:27:31,096
Where are the rest of us?

451
00:27:31,179 --> 00:27:33,348
You tend to stick to your
rooms for the most part.

452
00:27:34,265 --> 00:27:35,517
Go say hi if you want.

453
00:27:44,859 --> 00:27:45,859
Rouge.

454
00:27:51,366 --> 00:27:53,034
You won't find anyone in your room.

455
00:27:54,327 --> 00:27:55,327
Oh.

456
00:27:55,912 --> 00:27:58,039
Did I change rooms?

457
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:02,460
Did I just pop out for my laundry?

458
00:28:02,544 --> 00:28:05,380
Well, that can only mean one thing.

459
00:28:05,463 --> 00:28:07,590
I am at a LARPing retreat.

460
00:28:07,674 --> 00:28:09,175
I am dead then, aren't I?

461
00:28:09,259 --> 00:28:11,803
Actually, I don't know
what happened to you.

462
00:28:13,138 --> 00:28:15,557
You moved out right
before shit kicked off.

463
00:28:17,225 --> 00:28:18,643
We lost track of you soon after.

464
00:28:18,726 --> 00:28:20,895
Well, then I could still be out there,

465
00:28:20,979 --> 00:28:23,314
thriving under the New World Order. I...

466
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:28,862
Look, I go into
Cloverton nearly every day

467
00:28:28,945 --> 00:28:30,613
and I'm yet to see another survivor.

468
00:28:31,906 --> 00:28:32,906
I'm sorry.

469
00:28:35,535 --> 00:28:38,163
Vic, take a walk with me.

470
00:28:39,247 --> 00:28:40,457
Something I gotta show you.

471
00:29:01,144 --> 00:29:02,479
What the fuck?

472
00:29:03,855 --> 00:29:07,192
Larry? Keeg?

473
00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:09,402
What the hell is goin' on here?

474
00:29:14,782 --> 00:29:15,782
Hello!

475
00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:21,872
Rita?

476
00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:27,086
I know what this is. It's a death loop.

477
00:29:27,754 --> 00:29:30,006
Rita Vivian Farr,

478
00:29:30,089 --> 00:29:35,220
I know what you're doing, and
I want you to stop this instant.

479
00:29:35,303 --> 00:29:38,181
You're not fooling anyone, you know.

480
00:29:38,264 --> 00:29:41,601
This is the exact same
blocking we did in the picture,

481
00:29:41,684 --> 00:29:44,646
The Return of Ghost
Gal, Ghost Gal's Gal Pal.

482
00:29:44,729 --> 00:29:46,439
Pish.

483
00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:48,441
I was hoping you would have forgotten.

484
00:29:51,027 --> 00:29:53,363
Well, what do you want?

485
00:29:53,446 --> 00:29:55,490
- For starters...
- They're dead.

486
00:29:56,366 --> 00:29:57,825
Everyone's dead.

487
00:29:59,118 --> 00:30:00,119
I see.

488
00:30:00,203 --> 00:30:01,913
Let me guess.

489
00:30:01,996 --> 00:30:06,918
I had a carefully well laid
out plan and nobody followed it.

490
00:30:07,835 --> 00:30:10,088
Not exactly.

491
00:30:10,171 --> 00:30:12,090
It was Rouge.

492
00:30:12,173 --> 00:30:15,385
Rouge betrayed us like she
did the Sisterhood of Dada.

493
00:30:15,468 --> 00:30:16,594
No.

494
00:30:16,678 --> 00:30:19,764
It turns out we were about as good

495
00:30:19,847 --> 00:30:24,477
at being a team leader as we were
at being a high school drama teacher.

496
00:30:25,311 --> 00:30:26,563
How can that be?

497
00:30:26,646 --> 00:30:31,234
I... I... We have an undefeated record.

498
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,988
It's complicated.

499
00:30:35,071 --> 00:30:37,240
There's a lot to unpack.

500
00:30:41,995 --> 00:30:43,788
Tell me everything.

501
00:30:43,871 --> 00:30:47,959
Well, are you going to talk
or just continue staring

502
00:30:48,042 --> 00:30:51,045
out the window like
a catatonic tuna fish?

503
00:30:51,129 --> 00:30:55,091
Are you really in such denial that
you can't deduce what happened?

504
00:30:55,174 --> 00:30:59,470
Perhaps you're too much of a
coward to own up to your actions.

505
00:30:59,554 --> 00:31:01,556
Cut the shit, H.

506
00:31:01,639 --> 00:31:05,602
Your pathological arrogance
got the girl killed.

507
00:31:05,685 --> 00:31:09,606
No. In my time the girl is still alive.

508
00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:11,149
I haven't done anything yet.

509
00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:13,526
It was you.

510
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:17,196
Was that a different clan
of cataclysmic misfits

511
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,157
you darkened my doorstep with?

512
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,575
But that's impossible.

513
00:31:22,035 --> 00:31:24,454
- The girl is...
- Your primary concern.

514
00:31:26,581 --> 00:31:28,833
Guess again, sister.

515
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,502
If you were really
interested in protecting her,

516
00:31:31,586 --> 00:31:33,504
you would have taken
her far from this place

517
00:31:33,588 --> 00:31:36,716
and these people right after
you seized control from Jane.

518
00:31:36,799 --> 00:31:38,551
But no,

519
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:41,120
you were more interested in emotionally

520
00:31:41,121 --> 00:31:43,181
dissecting your little lab rats,

521
00:31:44,599 --> 00:31:45,767
and now Kay is dead.

522
00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:52,578
_

523
00:31:57,072 --> 00:31:59,712
_

524
00:32:10,172 --> 00:32:11,772
- _
- Peace...

525
00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:15,463
- _
- Continued on A-13.

526
00:32:16,756 --> 00:32:18,174
A-13?

527
00:32:24,555 --> 00:32:25,932
Where is A-13?

528
00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:37,150
Oh.

529
00:32:44,283 --> 00:32:45,283
What the fuck?

530
00:32:54,293 --> 00:32:58,756
So, you can't, uh, fuck
with the sex ghosts at all?

531
00:32:59,841 --> 00:33:01,342
Sure, sure.

532
00:33:01,426 --> 00:33:02,969
I mean, not literally.

533
00:33:03,052 --> 00:33:08,141
I mostly do a lot of
watching and commenting.

534
00:33:08,224 --> 00:33:11,310
But that's not really what
you wanna ask me about, is it?

535
00:33:14,021 --> 00:33:15,021
No.

536
00:33:16,149 --> 00:33:18,401
- Are they...
- Clara and Rory are fine.

537
00:33:18,484 --> 00:33:20,823
They took Mille's dad's
boat out on the Atlantic

538
00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:22,280
and are safe and sound.

539
00:33:22,363 --> 00:33:23,531
Really?

540
00:33:23,614 --> 00:33:24,614
No.

541
00:33:27,243 --> 00:33:28,243
Tell me.

542
00:33:28,244 --> 00:33:29,412
Bro, you don't want to know.

543
00:33:31,706 --> 00:33:33,416
Can you at least tell
me what happened to me?

544
00:33:34,834 --> 00:33:36,753
Parkinson's got us.

545
00:33:36,836 --> 00:33:38,337
Really?

546
00:33:38,421 --> 00:33:41,174
Bro, you do not wanna know.

547
00:33:41,257 --> 00:33:42,800
Listen, bro!

548
00:33:42,884 --> 00:33:45,887
Either you start talking or
I'll make it my life's mission

549
00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:48,347
to figure out how to
rip off your ghost head

550
00:33:48,431 --> 00:33:50,349
and shit down your ghost neck.

551
00:33:50,433 --> 00:33:52,894
Which would entail a side mission
of figuring out how to take a shit,

552
00:33:52,977 --> 00:33:55,897
but so help me, I will fucking do it!

553
00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,231
Okay.

554
00:33:57,315 --> 00:34:00,526
Okay, okay, okay. Jesus.

555
00:34:00,610 --> 00:34:03,279
You want the truth? Here it is.

556
00:34:03,362 --> 00:34:05,323
Your perfect grandson, Rory,

557
00:34:06,741 --> 00:34:08,034
you never get to touch him.

558
00:34:10,369 --> 00:34:15,583
Because I died before
I could get to Florida?

559
00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:18,544
Bro, you do not want to know.

560
00:34:44,904 --> 00:34:45,947
Oh, there you are.

561
00:34:47,990 --> 00:34:50,159
My God, we're dead.

562
00:34:51,994 --> 00:34:52,995
Hey!

563
00:34:55,206 --> 00:34:56,206
Hello?

564
00:34:57,792 --> 00:34:59,460
Yeah, that tracks.

565
00:35:01,629 --> 00:35:02,629
Future Keeg.

566
00:35:06,092 --> 00:35:07,510
Future Keeg, release.

567
00:35:10,763 --> 00:35:12,765
Hey, whe... where's Keeg, Larry?

568
00:35:13,808 --> 00:35:15,560
Larry, please.

569
00:35:15,643 --> 00:35:16,643
Where is he?

570
00:35:17,645 --> 00:35:19,355
Keeg doesn't live here anymore.

571
00:35:20,898 --> 00:35:22,024
Wha... what happened to him?

572
00:35:23,150 --> 00:35:24,402
What the hell did you do?

573
00:35:26,696 --> 00:35:29,490
Hey! I'm talking to you.

574
00:35:29,574 --> 00:35:31,409
Larry, I'm talking to you!

575
00:35:46,549 --> 00:35:47,842
Oh, thank God.

576
00:35:47,925 --> 00:35:49,802
Look at you!

577
00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,095
You're all grown up.

578
00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:53,931
How you doing, buddy?

579
00:35:54,015 --> 00:35:56,517
And what does he mean, "You
don't live here anymore?"

580
00:35:59,562 --> 00:36:01,439
Huh? You look... You can talk to me.

581
00:36:05,568 --> 00:36:07,069
What is going on here?

582
00:36:15,995 --> 00:36:17,788
Hey, what's happening?

583
00:36:17,872 --> 00:36:19,081
What are you doing to him?

584
00:36:27,715 --> 00:36:28,758
Whoa!

585
00:36:32,428 --> 00:36:34,055
What the hell did he say to you?

586
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,458
Oh, my fuck sticks.

587
00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:07,922
Shitting hell!

588
00:37:09,131 --> 00:37:10,383
He's gonna steal the time machine.

589
00:37:11,928 --> 00:37:13,918
_

590
00:37:13,928 --> 00:37:15,846
Sooner or later, if
they don't get eaten,

591
00:37:15,930 --> 00:37:18,057
they're gonna make their way here.

592
00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:21,519
If you all keep them occupied,
I'll double back and take Shipley.

593
00:37:23,562 --> 00:37:25,564
I may be in the minority,

594
00:37:25,648 --> 00:37:29,902
but perhaps we should give
our past selves a chance.

595
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:33,781
Maybe with our guidance, they
can avert this terrible future.

596
00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:48,879
I can't believe you got through
that with a straight face!

597
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,884
You're trusting those morons to
right the future. Could you imagine?

598
00:38:12,194 --> 00:38:13,446
Going somewhere?

599
00:38:18,993 --> 00:38:20,077
I don't want to fight you.

600
00:38:20,161 --> 00:38:21,495
I bet you don't, old man.

601
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:27,460
Or talking is also good.

602
00:38:27,543 --> 00:38:30,087
This is for the best. For all of us.

603
00:38:30,171 --> 00:38:31,505
How is stealing the time machine

604
00:38:31,589 --> 00:38:33,716
instead of telling us
how to stop this better?

605
00:38:33,799 --> 00:38:36,010
Look, you're just gonna fuck it up.

606
00:38:36,093 --> 00:38:38,596
The way I see it, we haven't
fucked up anything yet.

607
00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:41,098
It was you all who caused
this future, not us.

608
00:38:41,182 --> 00:38:43,601
If you know how to avoid
this, then you need to tell me.

609
00:38:43,684 --> 00:38:45,061
There's no point.

610
00:38:45,144 --> 00:38:47,271
Where you're at right now,
you're not gonna hear me.

611
00:38:48,189 --> 00:38:49,607
Where am I at?

612
00:38:49,690 --> 00:38:51,192
You still think you're on-plan?

613
00:38:52,777 --> 00:38:54,653
- You just don't get it...
- Don't get what?

614
00:38:56,030 --> 00:38:57,740
What about us?

615
00:38:57,823 --> 00:38:59,742
Are we in a clear headspace?

616
00:39:05,372 --> 00:39:07,541
You better be. They're here.

617
00:39:17,551 --> 00:39:18,969
Fuck these fucking Butts.

618
00:39:19,053 --> 00:39:21,806
We kicked their asses
once, we can do it again!

619
00:39:21,889 --> 00:39:23,974
That's exactly what
you said 20 years ago,

620
00:39:24,058 --> 00:39:26,394
When a Butt cracked your
head like an egg and ate you.

621
00:39:26,477 --> 00:39:30,314
Thank you. Finally,
someone tells me how I die.

622
00:39:36,904 --> 00:39:39,198
Careful. Don't let them bite you.

623
00:39:39,281 --> 00:39:40,866
We can't win this.

624
00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:43,911
- We have to go.
- No! Not until he talks.

625
00:39:43,994 --> 00:39:46,247
I love a fight as much
as the next robot...

626
00:39:46,330 --> 00:39:48,249
But, this is nuts.

627
00:39:51,252 --> 00:39:53,045
Dr. H is right. Let's get out of here.

628
00:39:56,674 --> 00:39:57,674
We're bugging out.

629
00:39:58,592 --> 00:39:59,592
Come with us.

630
00:39:59,593 --> 00:40:00,970
Help us fight the future.

631
00:40:01,053 --> 00:40:02,847
Hell, no. I'd rather be
ravaged by Zombie Butts

632
00:40:02,930 --> 00:40:04,515
than revisit that point of my life.

633
00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:07,810
Then I'm not going, either.

634
00:40:07,893 --> 00:40:10,604
Absolutely not, Victor. It's suicide.

635
00:40:10,688 --> 00:40:13,858
Maybe your jellyfish
wasn't on tight enough?

636
00:40:13,941 --> 00:40:16,610
But you can't do shit, remember?

637
00:40:16,694 --> 00:40:18,362
You don't have shit to fight with.

638
00:40:19,697 --> 00:40:20,697
Here!

639
00:40:22,324 --> 00:40:23,576
Booyah!

640
00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:29,373
Boys!

641
00:40:29,456 --> 00:40:31,876
Stop this nonsense! Immediately!

642
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,960
- Dad?
- Dad?

643
00:40:36,672 --> 00:40:38,716
Call me Pop-Pop, please.

644
00:40:40,759 --> 00:40:41,844
Wait.

645
00:40:41,927 --> 00:40:42,927
No!

646
00:40:50,477 --> 00:40:51,477
No!

647
00:40:52,688 --> 00:40:53,689
Why did you do that?

648
00:40:54,857 --> 00:40:56,317
Okay, we're going, everybody.

649
00:41:10,372 --> 00:41:12,958
The launch sequence has
already been initiated.

650
00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:14,293
It won't open.

651
00:41:16,921 --> 00:41:18,464
You can't save him, Vic.

652
00:42:47,803 --> 00:42:50,723
"You can't have it all."

653
00:42:56,353 --> 00:42:58,355
Easy, buddy. Easy.

654
00:43:00,274 --> 00:43:01,775
Please.

655
00:43:01,859 --> 00:43:03,485
Look.

656
00:43:03,569 --> 00:43:05,738
Your other dad would
write me a note sometimes.

657
00:43:07,114 --> 00:43:08,324
Could you try to do that?

658
00:43:10,951 --> 00:43:14,371
Can you please just tell
what future Keeg showed you?

659
00:43:15,706 --> 00:43:16,706
Was it about me?

660
00:43:20,085 --> 00:43:22,504
What did you do to fuck
this one up, Trainor?

661
00:43:26,759 --> 00:43:28,510
Did you see?

662
00:43:28,594 --> 00:43:29,845
Every hairy detail.

663
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,390
I don't know what to say.

664
00:43:33,474 --> 00:43:35,559
Good. Because I do.

665
00:43:36,644 --> 00:43:38,020
You were right.

666
00:43:38,103 --> 00:43:40,147
I was hiding out in Kay's memories

667
00:43:40,230 --> 00:43:43,776
because being Primary is hard
and it's fucking draining.

668
00:43:43,859 --> 00:43:45,402
And I needed a break.

669
00:43:45,486 --> 00:43:46,945
But after what I saw in the future,

670
00:43:47,029 --> 00:43:49,656
I am going back up
right now and so help me,

671
00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:52,701
I will chuck you face-first,
into the fucking well if you...

672
00:43:57,456 --> 00:44:00,250
Kay. Where have you been?

673
00:44:02,628 --> 00:44:04,505
What happened to Dr. H?

674
00:44:04,588 --> 00:44:06,090
Don't follow me.

675
00:44:06,173 --> 00:44:07,173
Listen to me, please...

676
00:44:28,946 --> 00:44:30,406
What the fuck?

677
00:44:57,249 --> 00:44:58,267
Oh.

678
00:44:58,268 --> 00:44:59,393
That's unusual.

679
00:45:00,227 --> 00:45:01,311
'Kay.

680
00:45:01,395 --> 00:45:03,605
Uh, do you think it was random seeing

681
00:45:03,689 --> 00:45:06,483
Isabel Feathers in the time stream?

682
00:45:06,567 --> 00:45:08,861
I'm not sure, do you?

683
00:45:08,944 --> 00:45:10,696
I'm not sure either.

684
00:45:10,779 --> 00:45:12,531
Might be worth finding out.

685
00:45:16,076 --> 00:45:18,287
You're not leaving anymore, are you?

686
00:45:20,539 --> 00:45:22,458
Given what we've seen in the future

687
00:45:22,541 --> 00:45:26,587
it's... probably for the best?

688
00:45:27,963 --> 00:45:30,841
Well, isn't this just
the shitty cherry on top

689
00:45:30,924 --> 00:45:33,469
of a shitty sundae made of shit?

690
00:45:33,552 --> 00:45:34,552
Okay.

691
00:45:39,766 --> 00:45:40,893
Think that went well.

692
00:45:44,146 --> 00:45:46,773
You can't have it all.

693
00:45:47,941 --> 00:45:48,984
Fuck that.

694
00:45:56,831 --> 00:46:00,389
_

695
00:46:00,413 --> 00:46:03,971
_

696
00:46:10,547 --> 00:46:16,547
Rory, I am gonna come touch
your perfect, squishy tush.

697
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:22,768
But, first I gotta
stop the Buttpocalypse.

698
00:46:24,353 --> 00:46:26,563
But I promise you.

699
00:46:26,647 --> 00:46:31,360
I will not touch a single thing
with my new hand before I get to you.

700
00:46:34,821 --> 00:46:38,116
Until then, fuck you, the future.

701
00:46:50,879 --> 00:46:52,130
This better be good, Bunbury.

702
00:46:52,214 --> 00:46:54,132
I was in the middle of Graham Norton.

703
00:46:54,184 --> 00:46:57,694
_

704
00:47:03,642 --> 00:47:05,936
Can't be serious with this shit.

705
00:47:06,019 --> 00:47:08,647
I mean, it's a stupid
hoax, he's not real.

706
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,279
_

707
00:47:10,289 --> 00:47:12,623
_

708
00:47:12,943 --> 00:47:15,904
I bought you the wrong bedding one time.

709
00:47:15,988 --> 00:47:17,864
When you gonna get over it?

710
00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:19,288
_

711
00:47:19,298 --> 00:47:21,418
_

712
00:47:21,428 --> 00:47:24,268
_

713
00:47:25,205 --> 00:47:27,666
Can we, maybe just,
get back to the photo?

714
00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:33,630
A... a thousand apologies, Bunbury.

715
00:47:38,093 --> 00:47:41,638
Prophecy only mentioned the Butts.

716
00:47:41,722 --> 00:47:45,601
Now, if this is real,
really, really, real,

717
00:47:45,684 --> 00:47:47,269
it can mean only one thing.

718
00:47:49,021 --> 00:47:50,731
We're well and truly fucked.

719
00:47:51,241 --> 00:47:55,750
_

720
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:01,000
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