1 00:00:01,273 --> 00:00:04,967 _ 2 00:00:04,993 --> 00:00:07,775 _ 3 00:00:08,030 --> 00:00:10,897 _ 4 00:00:10,991 --> 00:00:13,529 _ 5 00:00:21,446 --> 00:00:22,930 _ 6 00:00:25,508 --> 00:00:27,996 - Are you kidding me! - It's my piano. 7 00:00:28,022 --> 00:00:29,844 And this is my arm, cockface! 8 00:00:30,274 --> 00:00:32,001 - Where are you taking it? - Perth. 9 00:00:32,087 --> 00:00:34,017 - Why? - You need to come home. 10 00:00:34,043 --> 00:00:35,360 My mum's dying. 11 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,290 - I'm going to Perth too. - What? 12 00:00:37,316 --> 00:00:38,529 - No, you're not. - Yeah, I am. 13 00:00:38,555 --> 00:00:40,160 How much fuel did you put in this? 14 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,774 Oh, shit. I's a diesel, isn't it? 15 00:00:43,696 --> 00:00:46,076 How do I know you can look after that girl? 16 00:00:46,102 --> 00:00:47,803 She's indestructible, dude. 17 00:00:47,829 --> 00:00:50,579 - Did you steal a car? - You wanna get to Perth? Get in. 18 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,423 Well, you're a fuckin' dead man! 19 00:00:55,696 --> 00:00:57,587 That's Matty, he's my brother. 20 00:00:57,613 --> 00:01:00,251 I just wanted to say that it's not your fault. 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,954 Oh, shit. 22 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:03,592 I wasn't gonna jump off the cliff! 23 00:01:03,618 --> 00:01:05,920 - What the hell's this about then? - It's Matty's! 24 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:09,149 - I'm so sorry. - Why? Did you tie the rope? 25 00:01:09,175 --> 00:01:10,962 Her Mum's not in Kal, is she? 26 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,571 Mate, her mum pissed off when she was a bub. 27 00:01:15,653 --> 00:01:17,680 I'm sorry I lied about Mum. 28 00:01:18,814 --> 00:01:21,374 Guys, this is Suzie. This is the guys. 29 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,115 - This is my little brother. - Oh, Suzie! 30 00:01:23,141 --> 00:01:25,560 ? Gonna make up to ya... ? 31 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,531 I can't imagine meeting anyone that I love 32 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:33,126 a tenth as much as I love you. 33 00:01:38,753 --> 00:01:40,266 You idiot. 34 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,055 Hi, Billie. 35 00:01:44,224 --> 00:01:45,962 You're Uncle Lucky. 36 00:01:46,913 --> 00:01:48,433 Do you wanna tell her? 37 00:01:48,534 --> 00:01:50,494 No. He's not telling her. 38 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,634 - I am asking what he wants. - Well, I don't care what he wants! 39 00:01:53,842 --> 00:01:55,002 Tobes. 40 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,200 Do you know the thing that fucks with my head? 41 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,122 If you hadn't have done what you did, 42 00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:01,712 she wouldn't exist. 43 00:02:07,776 --> 00:02:10,830 ? My, my small Annie... ? 44 00:02:12,204 --> 00:02:13,658 It's OK. 45 00:02:13,847 --> 00:02:16,563 - I miss him! - Oh, sweetie pie. 46 00:02:52,385 --> 00:02:53,981 Shit. Fuck. 47 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:16,823 Fuck. 48 00:03:39,656 --> 00:03:42,370 - This is our last song, Lucky! - Yep! 49 00:03:44,429 --> 00:03:47,554 _ 50 00:03:49,493 --> 00:03:51,133 Get in there, Billie! 51 00:03:51,337 --> 00:03:52,737 Come on, Billie! 52 00:03:53,729 --> 00:03:55,190 Go, Bills! 53 00:04:01,364 --> 00:04:03,925 - That was awesome! - Thanks. 54 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,534 You OK? 55 00:04:06,234 --> 00:04:07,268 Yeah. 56 00:04:08,221 --> 00:04:09,676 You coming, mate? 57 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:10,995 Yep. 58 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,973 Sorry, I need to piss. 59 00:04:23,999 --> 00:04:26,425 - What's wrong with yours? - Ours isn't flushing. 60 00:04:27,687 --> 00:04:29,538 Why haven't you got pants on? 61 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,493 They're not dry. 62 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:33,847 Well, we're going on. Like, now. 63 00:04:33,909 --> 00:04:36,172 - Why were they wet? - What? 64 00:04:36,198 --> 00:04:38,219 Your jeans, how'd they get wet? 65 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:40,640 Brad spilt beer on 'em last night. 66 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,729 Or maybe it was wine. 67 00:04:43,564 --> 00:04:45,175 Maybe it was Pete. 68 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,214 Whatever. Just don't leave us hanging, OK? 69 00:05:00,424 --> 00:05:01,995 Jesus! Fuck. 70 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,351 G'day, Melbourne. How the fuck are ya? 71 00:05:20,377 --> 00:05:21,518 You OK? 72 00:05:22,446 --> 00:05:23,565 Thanks. 73 00:05:33,244 --> 00:05:35,212 One, two, three... 74 00:05:35,239 --> 00:05:39,369 ? Sorry, baby, I don't give a... ? 75 00:05:39,394 --> 00:05:40,674 Fuck! 76 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,792 ? What you're tryna say ? 77 00:05:42,818 --> 00:05:46,393 ? Even if I did I'd not believe you anyway ? 78 00:05:46,461 --> 00:05:50,331 ? I don't really care what you're tryna do ? 79 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:54,260 ? You had enough of me and I had enough of you ? 80 00:05:54,286 --> 00:05:56,198 ? So it's time to go ? 81 00:05:56,224 --> 00:05:58,534 ? I'm gonna get my coat ? 82 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:59,999 ? I'm tired of failing ? 83 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:02,784 ? Tired of bailing out this leaky fucking boat ? 84 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:04,448 ? I'm callin' time ? 85 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,440 ? I'm shutting shop ? 86 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,401 ? I'm goin' out, I'm gonna hit the town this has gotta stop... ? 87 00:06:09,445 --> 00:06:10,650 Lucky. 88 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:14,282 Lucky, your phone's ringing. 89 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:19,408 OK. 90 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,944 Fuck. 91 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,920 Billie Bee! 92 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,998 - Hey, Uncle Lucky. - What are you doing awake? 93 00:06:29,024 --> 00:06:31,459 - What's the time over there? - 12:14. 94 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:34,701 That means it's 3:15am over here. How did you know I'd be awake? 95 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,040 Someone just tagged you on Insta. 96 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,162 Billie, what are you doing on Instagram in the middle of the night? 97 00:06:39,188 --> 00:06:40,935 - Can't sleep. - Why? 98 00:06:40,961 --> 00:06:44,633 What's going on? Are you OK? 99 00:06:44,823 --> 00:06:46,680 Just excited, I suppose. 100 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:48,798 About the trip? 101 00:06:48,829 --> 00:06:50,935 It's still, like, a week away. 102 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,954 Eight days. 103 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:54,214 Exactly. So you're gonna have to sleep at some point. 104 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,680 I know. I just... 105 00:06:56,922 --> 00:06:58,282 You nervous? 106 00:06:58,308 --> 00:07:01,045 Toby said you're a bit anxious about playing by yourself. 107 00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:03,175 I just spew sometimes. No big deal. 108 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,271 - Dad's more worried than I am. - Yeah, fair enough. 109 00:07:05,297 --> 00:07:09,045 I suppose I would be too if I was... him. 110 00:07:09,071 --> 00:07:10,815 - Billie, what are you doing? - It's Uncle Lucky. We're just... 111 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,672 - I don't care. It's the middle of the night. - It's my fault, Tobes. 112 00:07:13,698 --> 00:07:16,015 - Phone in the kitchen. Hop into bed. Now. - It was my fault. 113 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,126 - I shouldn't have rung. I got the time difference upside-down. - For fuck's sake, Lucky, it doesn't matter. 114 00:07:19,152 --> 00:07:21,391 It is completely fucking inappropriate for her to be on the phone. 115 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:23,990 - Tobes, you're making a mountain out of a mole... - Shut up! 116 00:07:24,016 --> 00:07:28,000 We have agreed, against my better judgement, if I'm honest, to let her fly over. 117 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,545 And you're calling her, pissed off your face, 118 00:07:30,571 --> 00:07:33,560 in what looks like a fucking public toilet at 3am! 119 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,735 - No... - I swear, we will cancel the trip, Lucky. 120 00:07:35,761 --> 00:07:38,581 - Bullshit. You can't. You can't do that. - Get your shit together. 121 00:07:38,607 --> 00:07:40,126 I have my... 122 00:07:42,488 --> 00:07:44,165 shit together. 123 00:07:52,274 --> 00:07:54,399 _ 124 00:08:21,453 --> 00:08:23,828 Oh, looking a bit rough there, champ. 125 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,966 No-one's interested in a guy going through a gate, mate. 126 00:08:26,992 --> 00:08:28,863 But they might be interested in what Avery thinks 127 00:08:28,889 --> 00:08:31,062 about you getting it on with Mary Doyle. 128 00:08:31,586 --> 00:08:34,133 Ooh, lovely. Yeah, that's the shot. 129 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:37,231 Thrilled for you. You can fuck off now. 130 00:08:37,257 --> 00:08:38,815 No, I think I'll hang. 131 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,840 You might be back out in a minute. 132 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:43,312 Chrissake. 133 00:08:43,608 --> 00:08:46,054 You're just so bad at this. How did you let him get the shot? 134 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,495 - I didn't have a choice. He was... - It's not rocket science, Lucky. 135 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,280 - You just don't look at them. - Why was he even there? 136 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,095 I've literally left you about ten messages. 137 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,289 Oh, yeah. Sorry, I know. My phone's completely dead. 138 00:08:56,315 --> 00:08:59,249 - I forgot to take a charger. - Oh, that's a huge surprise. 139 00:08:59,727 --> 00:09:01,187 You had a fun night? 140 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,760 OK. No, this... 141 00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:09,038 This isn't... 142 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,600 No, everyone was just drunk. 143 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,294 I don't even know who she is. I think she's a friend of... 144 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,101 Wait, you don't know who she is? 145 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,240 This incredibly famous, extremely online woman 146 00:09:19,266 --> 00:09:22,372 with her hand on your chest, you don't recognise her. 147 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,531 I recognise her from last night 148 00:09:24,557 --> 00:09:27,140 but I thought she was a friend of Brad's or... 149 00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:29,328 - Come in. - Thought she was just a hanger-on. 150 00:09:29,354 --> 00:09:31,458 No, she doesn't have a comment. 151 00:09:31,484 --> 00:09:32,703 Neither does he. 152 00:09:32,729 --> 00:09:34,374 - Yeah, I don't even remember that. - OK. Bye. 153 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,374 - He doesn't even know who she is. - Shocked. 154 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,614 - Who who is? - Mary Doyle. 155 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,367 - Mary who? - Doyle. 156 00:09:40,393 --> 00:09:42,960 - She's from Dance Off. - Dance Off? 157 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,575 Highest rating show on Australian television, you luddite. 158 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,920 - Luddites objected to looms. - Whatever. 159 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,280 Honestly, Ave, I was quite pissed. 160 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,166 I just can't believe you put yourself in this position to begin with. 161 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:55,830 She was just one of those close-talkers. She did like, a 25 minute monologue 162 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:58,400 on Biodynamic fuckin'... 163 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,304 What's the, it's like celery but it's red. 164 00:10:01,330 --> 00:10:02,369 - Rhubarb. - Rhubarb. 165 00:10:02,395 --> 00:10:04,627 And she was very handsy but I didn't... 166 00:10:04,653 --> 00:10:06,695 No, the point is is that you gave them a story. 167 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,375 - I didn't post the photos. - No, your thick-headed drummer did. 168 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,455 She has a Masters in electrical engineering. 169 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,072 Just thought you'd understand how this works by now. 170 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,252 I... 171 00:10:17,986 --> 00:10:22,538 The train on Platform 24 goes to Bondi Junction 172 00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:26,044 stopping at all stations. First stop... 173 00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:36,658 Nice boots, sweetheart. 174 00:10:36,911 --> 00:10:39,103 Nice mullet, fuck knuckle. 175 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:46,010 _ 176 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,374 327 comments. 177 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,721 It's OK, I'll call Betts and tell her to take 'em down. 178 00:10:51,747 --> 00:10:53,775 I just need... Darl, do we have painkillers? 179 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,799 Second drawer, same place it's been for the last 50 hangovers. 180 00:11:01,002 --> 00:11:02,356 Ahh, fuck. 181 00:11:02,382 --> 00:11:04,814 Can you not say "fuck" and not immediately tell me what it is? 182 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,615 It's just I've got a radio interview in five minutes. 183 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,574 - What? - *** 184 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,643 Out To Lunch with Hados and Tokka. 185 00:11:11,668 --> 00:11:13,049 - Oh, gross, pull it. - I'll stick it on. 186 00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:15,770 Can't pull it, I've still got tickets to sell for next week. 187 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,227 Babe, they're gonna ask about this. 188 00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:20,014 They will absolutely ask about it. 189 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,922 No, they're not. Those photos have been up for what, two hours, 190 00:11:22,956 --> 00:11:25,696 and anyway, it's an interview about my gig and my songs. 191 00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:30,078 You have a question for Lucky about his songs. 192 00:11:30,104 --> 00:11:32,617 "All Live" was our absolute fave. 193 00:11:32,643 --> 00:11:35,414 - Avery Mae. - Oh, feral. I hate that guy. 194 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:39,828 ..rather interesting photos that have popped up. A few had Mary Doyle... 195 00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:41,984 Get Nina to call and say you're sick. 196 00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:44,164 No, no, no, that would definitely make it worse. 197 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:46,216 That's nice. This guy just call me a slut. 198 00:11:46,242 --> 00:11:48,508 - Don't read it. Why are you reading it? - How am I a slut? 199 00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:51,266 "Laclan." Ha, my grandad was a Laclan. 200 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,258 Obsessed by Nazis. 201 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,289 Think he just liked the uniforms. 202 00:11:55,351 --> 00:11:57,125 - Jesus! - Fuck! 203 00:11:57,536 --> 00:11:58,828 Who is it? 204 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,899 - It's Nina. I don't have... - Answer it. 205 00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:05,274 - Hey, Nines. - Hi, darl. Did you get the package? 206 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,927 - Yeah, it's in my hands. - OK. 207 00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:09,016 The deal is as good as it's going to get 208 00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:11,563 - but you have to sign it today. - OK, but 209 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,922 didn't we agree that I'd have some time to think about this? 210 00:12:14,948 --> 00:12:17,750 Yes, that was three months ago. We'll discuss it when I get there. 211 00:12:17,813 --> 00:12:19,500 - Jesus! - Christ! 212 00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:23,680 Nina? Have you seen your boy with Mary Doyle? 213 00:12:24,222 --> 00:12:25,914 My boy's with WHO? 214 00:12:26,031 --> 00:12:28,215 Do you not have alerts on your clients? 215 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:31,009 We represent musicians, Richard, not gossip fodder. 216 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,266 - She's not... - Oh, thank you, Nina. 217 00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:33,688 - ..gossip... - Oh hi, darls. 218 00:12:33,714 --> 00:12:34,677 - Hi. - ..fodder. 219 00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:36,703 - Oh, she's with Dance Off. - Famously. 220 00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:38,586 I don't understand any of this. 221 00:12:38,612 --> 00:12:41,076 The airline gets the rights to your song for a year 222 00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:42,879 and you get 60 grand. 223 00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:45,320 And everyone loves your song and buys the album. 224 00:12:45,461 --> 00:12:47,320 If you ever finish it. 225 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,875 - That would be your interview. - Oh, Jesus! Fuck! 226 00:12:49,901 --> 00:12:52,906 - Hey, how are you getting out of this? - I'll just, I'll tell them the truth. 227 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:56,255 Easy, Tiger. Is the truth good or bad in this case? 228 00:12:56,281 --> 00:12:58,406 - Yep. I'm here. - The truth's rhubarb, apparently... 229 00:12:58,432 --> 00:12:59,847 - Yeah, ready when you are. - ..in this case. 230 00:12:59,966 --> 00:13:02,688 No. Lucky, come. Sit. 231 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,189 Stay. 232 00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:09,024 Alright, Lucky, listen. 233 00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:11,789 - I know this is all just nonsense to you, yeah? - It's not. I... 234 00:13:11,814 --> 00:13:13,134 But it's my job. 235 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,873 And being family friendly is part of that. 236 00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:17,365 It paid for the house you live in. 237 00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:20,953 So, can you just, can you just not be hilarious? Don't be sarcastic. 238 00:13:20,979 --> 00:13:23,656 Just... don't rise to their bait. 239 00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:26,828 You're gonna be great. 240 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,922 Hello? 241 00:13:28,948 --> 00:13:31,891 Hi. Are you ready? 'Cause we're patching you through. 242 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:36,044 And it's... Ooh no, no, there he is. Lucky Flynn. 243 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:38,149 Hi, Hados. G'day, Tokka. 244 00:13:38,175 --> 00:13:41,336 So, Lucky, a year ago no-one had any clue who you were 245 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:45,202 and now you're on Out To Lunch with Hados and Tokka! 246 00:13:45,228 --> 00:13:47,024 Thanks for having me, guys. It's an honour. 247 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:48,825 No, the honour's all ours, mate. 248 00:13:48,851 --> 00:13:50,197 Is it weird but? 249 00:13:50,425 --> 00:13:53,865 - How's that? - Being a muso but mostly being known as, you know, 250 00:13:53,891 --> 00:13:56,422 the hairy bloke who scored Avery Mae. 251 00:13:56,448 --> 00:13:58,211 Yeah. It's a funny story, actually. 252 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,750 I was playing this New Year's gig earlier 253 00:14:00,776 --> 00:14:02,682 - this year and that's how... - Which, I think, we all agree 254 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:06,720 was rather soon after a Avery's very public split with Grant Bunning. 255 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,802 Who, let's be honest, is more in the same league. 256 00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:11,953 Tokka! Mate, you can't say that! 257 00:14:11,979 --> 00:14:13,455 No, no, Lucky knows what I mean. 258 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,240 I mean, you're a fine-looking rooster. But, you know... 259 00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:17,535 No, no, no, Lucky's not too bad, are you, mate? 260 00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:20,125 - He has other attributes. - Look at bloody Grant Bunning! 261 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,234 That's what he's known for, being hot. 262 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,414 And for being a complete fuckwit. 263 00:14:26,063 --> 00:14:28,695 I think we've had a bit of a technical issue there. 264 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,091 We seem to have lost our guest. 265 00:14:30,117 --> 00:14:33,445 This is Out To Lunch with Ha... 266 00:14:35,313 --> 00:14:37,141 Well, they didn't ask about the photos. 267 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,375 You are such a child sometimes, Lucky. 268 00:14:39,401 --> 00:14:43,031 Ave, come on, I'm sorry. I was just joking. It was a joke. 269 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,535 Oi, Miss Mae. Give us a smile. 270 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,320 That's it. That's great. Nice and angry. Love it. 271 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,234 - Really, really good. - I thought I told you to fuck off. 272 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,922 Lucky, leave him alone. 273 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,156 - Lucky, stop! - Just give me that fucking camera. 274 00:14:57,281 --> 00:14:59,935 That's my car, Lucky. That's my fucking car! 275 00:14:59,961 --> 00:15:01,175 What is wrong with you? 276 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,742 - I can't do this. - I am calling the cops. 277 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,535 Oh, don't call the cops, you dick. 278 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,250 Oh, I'm a dick? I'm a dick! 279 00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:08,906 Go have a shower, darls, you stink. 280 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,485 Fuck! 281 00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:30,320 She's not here, mate, and I'm sorry I called you a fuckwit on the radio. 282 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,563 - You just made a massive... - You are though, a fuckwit. 283 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:41,000 - Hello, Tobes. - Hello, little brother. 284 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:43,352 Nice radio, mate. Typically mature. 285 00:15:43,378 --> 00:15:45,841 Did you know that to send an unaccompanied minor on a plane 286 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:48,180 you have to sign a thing saying she'll be met by an adult? 287 00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:49,320 Yeah, I know. 288 00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:51,844 So who are you going to get to meet her? 289 00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:54,320 - Ha, ha. - Yeah, ha, ha. 290 00:15:54,438 --> 00:15:56,547 Have you got the flight details written down? 291 00:15:56,573 --> 00:15:59,407 It's Monday week, 12:25pm. 292 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:00,404 I know. 293 00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:03,071 About the time you'd normally be cracking your second beer, isn't it? 294 00:16:03,097 --> 00:16:04,876 Give me a fucking break. 295 00:16:04,902 --> 00:16:08,680 Mate, look, I'm sorry I rang in the middle of the night. 296 00:16:08,977 --> 00:16:12,561 It was just a time zone error. It was no big drama. 297 00:16:12,587 --> 00:16:15,071 Yeah, well, as her dad, it's my job to stop 298 00:16:15,097 --> 00:16:16,592 the big drama before it happens. 299 00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:18,930 It won't happen. I'm gonna be ready for her. 300 00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:21,391 - I promise. - Yeah, you'd better be, matey. 301 00:16:27,332 --> 00:16:30,133 - Good afternoon. - Everything OK? 302 00:16:30,192 --> 00:16:32,063 Yep. All good. 303 00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:34,930 Bit of a day. Do you wanna come in? Cup of tea or...? 304 00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:36,618 We've received a complaint. 305 00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:38,284 Thought he was bluffing. 306 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,965 - Not bluffing. - No, clearly. 307 00:16:39,991 --> 00:16:42,240 Look at you. Very responsive. 308 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,615 Mr Proctielli claims that you physically assaulted him. 309 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:48,274 I was just trying to stop him taking photos of my distressed girlfriend. 310 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,618 He also said you smashed his camera. 311 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,818 I did that. And a car window. 312 00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:56,766 - Whose car was that? - It was Rich's car, Rich Hodgkins. 313 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:59,174 H-o-d-g-k-i-n-s, lke the disease. 314 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,524 Why was your girlfriend distressed? 315 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:03,655 Ahh, because Mr Proctielli is a slimy piece of shit 316 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,774 who likes taking pictures of her bum. 317 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,883 And also probably because 318 00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:11,407 I called her ex-boyfriend the F word on the radio. 319 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,423 - Fuck? - Wit. Fuckwit. 320 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,890 Fuckwit. Yep. 321 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,779 - Ex-boyfriend. - Grant Bunning. 322 00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:19,126 Plays Officer Cranbrook on Precinct 17. 323 00:17:19,151 --> 00:17:20,881 His character's lovely 324 00:17:21,194 --> 00:17:23,555 so you can't accuse him of not being able to act. 325 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:26,662 Right. Unless Mr Proctielli drops his complaint, 326 00:17:26,688 --> 00:17:28,656 we'll see you again in a few days with a summons. 327 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,389 Meantime, keep it cool, huh? 328 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,503 Have a shower. 329 00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:35,483 I would literally kill my already dead mother for a shower right now. 330 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,574 No! 331 00:17:52,393 --> 00:17:54,050 Go away! 332 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,535 No! Fuck off! 333 00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:05,815 Fuck! 334 00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:08,073 Fuck. 335 00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,339 What do you want... 336 00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:18,160 Meg. 337 00:18:18,735 --> 00:18:20,215 Hey, dickhead. 338 00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:22,472 Miss me? 339 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:30,964 www.subtitulamos.tv 340 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,550 I gotta pee. 341 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,652 Fancy. 342 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:58,254 And... school? 343 00:19:00,438 --> 00:19:02,348 I'm in Year 12 but... 344 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,198 But... 345 00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:09,536 Oh well, my school only goes to Year 10 346 00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:12,513 so if I'm gonna do HSC, I've gotta go to Bourke, 347 00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:15,059 and that's like, 1.5 hours on the bus each way. 348 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,270 I get there sometimes but you know, 349 00:19:18,842 --> 00:19:20,442 Dad's back on the beers. 350 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:22,470 Right. 351 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,388 Yeah. But like, school... 352 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,786 is bullshit anyway. Like... 353 00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:32,856 Moby Dick's not just a whale. 354 00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:34,645 Like, fucking der. 355 00:19:35,031 --> 00:19:36,770 Not just a dick either. 356 00:19:42,408 --> 00:19:43,888 You've done alright. 357 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,200 Oh, it's not my house. 358 00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:50,325 Do you want a beer? 359 00:19:50,351 --> 00:19:51,700 No, I hate beer. 360 00:19:52,143 --> 00:19:53,424 Of course. Sorry. 361 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,231 No, it just tastes like piss. 362 00:19:55,257 --> 00:19:58,417 - Need a coffee or a tea? - Go with tea, thank you. 363 00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:02,600 So, you have a boyfriend? 364 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,075 Maybe it's a girlfriend. 365 00:20:04,101 --> 00:20:05,723 Do you have a girlfriend? 366 00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:06,807 Nuh. 367 00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:10,536 Boyfriend. Well, I did but... 368 00:20:10,638 --> 00:20:12,380 - We... - Oh, hi, Ave. 369 00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,700 No, I'm gonna stay at Mum's. 370 00:20:14,726 --> 00:20:15,809 OK. 371 00:20:16,021 --> 00:20:18,833 No, I don't wanna talk about it. I just came back for my phone. 372 00:20:18,895 --> 00:20:21,489 - I know. I'm sorry but... - I don't wanna talk about it. 373 00:20:21,515 --> 00:20:22,622 Have you see my phone? 374 00:20:22,648 --> 00:20:24,958 - It's just on the bench but... - Hey, that prick is still out the front. 375 00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:26,121 - Can you... - Ave. 376 00:20:26,147 --> 00:20:28,174 maybe just try not to mess up my life 377 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,669 more than you absolutely have to? 378 00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:30,966 - That would be really... - Hi. 379 00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:32,130 Oh, shit! 380 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,079 - Hi. - This is, ahh, Meg. 381 00:20:35,105 --> 00:20:36,487 Who the fuck is Meg? 382 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,630 I'm the fuck is Meg. Who the fuck are you? 383 00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:41,888 This is Avery. She's my girlfriend. She owns this house. 384 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,669 Oh, yeah. I've seen you on telly. 385 00:20:45,173 --> 00:20:46,950 You're hot. What are you doing with him? 386 00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:49,096 I actually have no idea sometimes. 387 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,599 Meg is, um... 388 00:20:51,023 --> 00:20:52,786 a friend. 389 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,080 Well, I mean, we... 390 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,341 Haven't spoken in four years. 391 00:20:57,888 --> 00:21:01,254 Do you remember I told you I drove to Perth when Mum was sick? 392 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,513 - Ahh, sort of. - Well, I gave Meg... 393 00:21:03,539 --> 00:21:07,333 Meg gave me a lift some of the way. 394 00:21:07,731 --> 00:21:10,513 - Well then, what is going on here? - Well, Meg... 395 00:21:10,539 --> 00:21:12,073 had a bit of an argument with her Dad 396 00:21:12,099 --> 00:21:14,627 - and she needed some... - Lucky's gonna take me to Queensland. 397 00:21:16,228 --> 00:21:17,276 Sorry? 398 00:21:17,471 --> 00:21:20,015 - Yeah, we're going to Queensland. - Sorry. - What, Queensland? 399 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,015 You told me that you needed somewhere to go 400 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,996 because you had a fight with your dad. 401 00:21:24,022 --> 00:21:26,840 I did.I had a fight with my dad because he wouldn't take me to Queensland. 402 00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:29,340 Alright. This is the first I've heard of this. 403 00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:32,056 You were in a crap mood and I knew you'd lose your shit. 404 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,335 He doesn't go well with new information when he's tired. 405 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,769 He doesn't he totally doesn't cope well with new information when he's tired. 406 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,027 OK. No, we're not can have a whole... 407 00:21:39,268 --> 00:21:42,472 - Just fuck off. Can we... - Alright, this is all just... 408 00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:44,788 So Meg, good luck. 409 00:21:44,814 --> 00:21:48,361 I am sure, like everything in Lucky's life, you'll remain something that I half understand. 410 00:21:48,532 --> 00:21:50,127 I'm going to Mum's. 411 00:21:53,319 --> 00:21:54,908 So, when's the wedding? 412 00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:57,267 Meg... 413 00:21:58,835 --> 00:22:00,313 What's going on? 414 00:22:04,463 --> 00:22:05,728 _ 415 00:22:06,565 --> 00:22:09,377 That's Mum, on the left. 416 00:22:10,924 --> 00:22:13,494 _ 417 00:22:16,391 --> 00:22:17,871 When did you find these? 418 00:22:18,802 --> 00:22:20,064 Last week. 419 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,002 Right. 420 00:22:23,029 --> 00:22:24,955 And your Dad... 421 00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:26,845 Is a lying piece of shit. 422 00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:32,415 - He's probably just trying to protect... - No, it's bullshit! 423 00:22:32,497 --> 00:22:35,870 He told me that she was overseas, my whole life, 424 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,745 but she's been in Queensland this whole time. 425 00:22:37,771 --> 00:22:40,800 And he knew. And I'm 17 and he should have told me. 426 00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:43,443 No, he's a fucking liar. 427 00:22:45,352 --> 00:22:47,862 That's the most recent one. From Brisbane. 428 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,479 OK. 429 00:22:51,877 --> 00:22:54,909 Look, I get that you wanna find her. I do. 430 00:22:55,558 --> 00:22:57,175 But what do you think... 431 00:22:57,646 --> 00:22:59,646 What are you hoping to get? 432 00:23:01,578 --> 00:23:03,338 She doesn't know about Matty. 433 00:23:07,704 --> 00:23:10,823 I guess Dad never told her. 434 00:23:12,172 --> 00:23:14,172 Don't reckon he even tried. 435 00:23:16,172 --> 00:23:18,172 Like, that's fucked, right? 436 00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:21,300 If your kid died, you'd wanna know. 437 00:23:23,164 --> 00:23:27,292 Even if you you'd been a shit parent... 438 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,151 You'd wanna know. 439 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,456 And I don't have any money. 440 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,190 OK, I don't. 441 00:23:35,216 --> 00:23:36,992 I spent everything I had on getting here 442 00:23:37,018 --> 00:23:40,352 and I really need to get to Brisbane and I didn't know who else to ask. 443 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,839 Meg, you can't show up after four years 444 00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:45,628 and just expect me to hop on a plane with you. 445 00:23:45,823 --> 00:23:48,819 - I'm in the middle of a tour. - Your show's Thursday week. 446 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:51,581 - I looked it up. - There's other stuff. 447 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,347 Billie's coming. 448 00:23:59,024 --> 00:24:00,503 Have you told her? 449 00:24:07,577 --> 00:24:10,761 OK. This'll take two days, tops. I promise. 450 00:24:11,193 --> 00:24:13,393 - Please? - I have to get this. 451 00:24:13,503 --> 00:24:14,729 Hi, Nina. 452 00:24:14,894 --> 00:24:17,682 Yeah, I know, I've been ignoring it. OK. 453 00:24:18,088 --> 00:24:20,268 I'll look. OK. 454 00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:23,195 Sorry. 455 00:24:23,221 --> 00:24:25,008 - What? - Oh, shit! - _ 456 00:24:25,034 --> 00:24:26,134 What is it? 457 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,878 Oh, shit. 458 00:24:27,904 --> 00:24:29,894 - What? - _ 459 00:24:29,982 --> 00:24:32,622 Just show me. Oh, my god! 460 00:24:34,285 --> 00:24:36,597 Oh, you really are a psycho. 461 00:24:36,951 --> 00:24:38,112 Fuck! 462 00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:40,250 And you're a meme. Oh, this is... 463 00:24:40,276 --> 00:24:43,073 Jesus Christ. Look, Meg... 464 00:24:43,222 --> 00:24:47,714 I'm sorry. I have all this crazy shit going on 465 00:24:47,845 --> 00:24:50,454 and by tonight there's going to be more paps out the front. 466 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,563 And the cops are probably gonna turn up with a summons tomorrow. 467 00:24:54,589 --> 00:24:56,280 And Avery's gone to her mum's house 468 00:24:56,306 --> 00:24:58,215 which means she'll be on the lady petrol all night 469 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,524 and she'll be back in the morning with a migraine 470 00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:03,511 and a million excellent reasons why I don't deserve her. 471 00:25:03,537 --> 00:25:06,782 And her arsehole ex-boyfriend's probably gonna sue me. 472 00:25:06,808 --> 00:25:09,135 And I've got this contract that's doing my head in 473 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,558 and everything's just complicated, OK? 474 00:25:12,584 --> 00:25:15,027 And I obviously can't just take off. 475 00:25:15,053 --> 00:25:17,413 I haven't even unpacked my bag. 476 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,440 Oh, it didn't take long, eh? Avery's sheets are barely cold. 477 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,759 This one's a bit young though. Oh, you like the barely legals. 478 00:26:03,767 --> 00:26:11,712 www.subtitulamos.tv