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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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So I told my folks about the baby.

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And?

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They told me I'm on my own.

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They want nothing to do with me.

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Give it a minute. They
still might come around.

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I didn't even get to the part
where the father's 17 years old.

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Something fun for next time.

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Welcome to King Kong Comics. I'm Missy.

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If you have any questions,
please let me know.

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I don't have any questions,

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I know more about
comic books than you do.

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Cool. If you need something,

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I'll be at the front
counter... where I work.

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This is nice.

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Yep. But it's not a date.

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- Just dinner.
- Right.

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- For two people having a baby.
- Georgie...

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Who recently spent a night
of lovemaking together.

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Please stop.

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I just want to know
what we're doing here.

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We're having dinner,

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and I'm ordering two desserts.

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Don't complicate it.

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Oh, no.

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What?

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My parents.

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Cool. Should we say hi?

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We should run.

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Oh, just stop it.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Hi, Mom.

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Dad.

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Amanda.

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Hey, sweetie.

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This is my, uh...

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This is Georgie.

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Hey, nice to meet y'all.

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Okay.

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So, this is the father?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Proud father.

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Very proud.

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How old are you?

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- In March, I'll be...
- Georgie actually

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manages a laundromat.

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He's very successful.

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My dad runs his own business, too.

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Really? What do you do?

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I own the tire shop up over there on...

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How old are you?

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Well, old enough to know better.

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Most important is, I'm here

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for Mandy and the baby
whether we're a couple or not.

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Wait, now hold on a second,
y'all ain't together?

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Good question.

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You are or you aren't? Which is it?

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That's our business.

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Well... it is her life.

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The bill is paid.

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We're leaving.

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It was nice to meet you.

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Yeah, you too.

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- Jim.
- All right.

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You think they liked me?

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In the world of collecting,

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I'm what's known as a completist.

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For example, I own every
gauge of model train

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from the mighty "G,"

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to the tiny "T."

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Look at how cute it is,
I just want to eat it up.

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However, the downside
of being a completist

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is when something's missing,

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it's like an itch you can't scratch,

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even if you own a complete set

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of Justice League back scratchers...

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which I do.

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In this case that itch
was the comic book issue

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Doom Patrol and Suicide
Squad Special #1.

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What do you mean, you sold it?

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Somebody gave me money,

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and I gave them the comic book.

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That's kind of how things work here.

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But there was a note on file.

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If one became available,

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it was supposed to be held for me.

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Sorry.

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But there was a note on file.

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I didn't see a note.

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Did you even check the file?

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I can't help you. The comic is gone.

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Well, who'd you sell it to?

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I don't know, some guy.

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Which guy?

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Some weird guy.

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That doesn't narrow it
down, and you know it.

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How was your dinner with Mandy?

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We ran into her parents.

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Oh, and how did that go?

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About as weird as you'd think.

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Hmm. They still don't want
anything to do with her?

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Nope. She was pretty upset.

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Poor thing.

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Were you mad at Mom
for getting pregnant?

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Oh, yeah.

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Did you stop talking to her?

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Hell no, I wanted her to
hear how pissed off I was.

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But all that being mad at her

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just was a waste of time.

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What made you come around?

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I guess you showing up.

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I do have a natural charm, don't I?

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You did,

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and then you learned to talk.

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Hello?

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Hello, Nathan. Sheldon Cooper.

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Oh, hey. How's it going?

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Terrible, thank you for asking.

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I understand that you recently purchased

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Doom Patrol Suicide
Squad Special Issue ?1

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from King Kong Comics.

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Yeah, I've been trying
to track it down forever.

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Me too. They were
supposed to hold it for me.

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I had a note on file.

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The girl there didn't say anything.

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That "girl there" is my sister,

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and she should have because
I had a note on file.

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Your sister works there? That's so cool.

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If it was cool, I would have

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Doom Patrol Suicide
Squad Special Issue #1.

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Yeah, I have it. It's great.

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Let me buy it from you.

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Ooh. Sorry, little man. No can do.

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Please, it's the only thing I need

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to complete my collection.

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I'll tell you what,

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you know Secret Wars #8?

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When Spider-Man receives
his black costume?

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Yeah, I'm familiar.

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Yeah, well, I need it

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to complete my collection.

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Find it and Suicide Squadis yours.

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You got it.

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Ciao.

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I was on a mission.

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All I had to do was

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turn to the power of
the Internet for help.

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Unfortunately in 1992,

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that power had a long way to go.

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I do kind of miss that sound.

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Hey, Mr. McAllister, remember me?

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You're kind of hard to forget.

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Thank you. I was hoping we could talk.

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Oh, uh, yeah.

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You know, this might
not be the best time...

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What's he doing here?

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Oh, hey.

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You work here, too. Hi.

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- He wanted to talk.
- Great.

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Let's talk about how we busted our butts

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to send Amanda to college,

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give her opportunities we never had,

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and now she's knocked up

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and right back in Medford.

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Let's talk about that.

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Well, my meemaw likes to say

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that every baby brings a little luck.

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Yeah, that's... what she likes to say.

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Look, I know you're not happy about it,

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but you're gonna have a grandkid.

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And cutting Mandy out
ain't gonna change that.

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He's not wrong.

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Well, he's not right either.

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You know, it doesn't necessarily
have to be a bad thing.

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My mom got pregnant with me

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before she and my dad got married.

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So you're gonna marry my daughter?

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Well, if she'd stop saying "No."

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Well, that's something.

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- Jim.
- All right.

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Why won't she marry you?
What's wrong with you?

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Hmm. Tough to say.

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Maybe I'm too ambitious and
put work first sometimes.

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You know what, I do the same thing.

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I do.

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Well, it was lovely to see you both.

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Maybe someday you can tell me more

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about the tire business.
I bet it's fascinating.

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Oh, well, I'd like that.

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You know, my son takes
no interest in it.

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His loss.

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Goodbye, Mr. Cooper.

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Goodbye, ma'am.

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Steel-belted radials,
who came up with that?

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Oh, that was Michelin.

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Oh, yeah. There you go.

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He asked.

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Sheldon...

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Hello.

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Are you comfortable?
Can I get you anything?

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I wouldn't say no to a water.

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I wasn't being sincere.
Why are you at my desk?

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I needed to use your modem
to check my bulletin board.

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Why can't you use the library?

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Then I wouldn't get to see you, silly.

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Ooh, I got a response.

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Someone named RedWolf

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has the comic I'm looking for.

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- Oh, joy.
- Oh, dear.

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Someone named Sucka MC
just offered to buy it.

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Riveting.

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RedWolf sold it. This is a disaster.

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That's too bad. Move.

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These message boards are so frustrating.

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You have to post what
you're looking for,

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then hope someone responds,

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and then hope you see the reply

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before they sell it to
someone named Sucka MC.

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Oh, you're frustrated? I'm sorry.

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I can only imagine what that feels like.

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Too bad there's not
a comic book database

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so I could search through it
and find what I'm looking for.

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Well, CERN has something similar.

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You can search a database
of scientific papers.

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But there's no database for comic books.

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You should make one. Somewhere else.

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Mmm, sounds like a lot of work.

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Or does it sound like a lot of fun?

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Go find out.

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Do you want to do it with me?

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Only if you share credit,
and my name comes first.

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Never mind.

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I knew that would work.

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What the hell were you thinking?

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What'd you do?

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What'd I do?

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You went and talked to
my folks behind my back?

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Oh, Georgie.

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I was trying to patch
things up between 'em.

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That's none of your business.

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Our baby's gonna be their grandkid.

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So?

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So we're gonna need free babysitters.

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He's got you on that one.

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They cut me off.

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If they want to be a
part of this kid's life,

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then they can start by apologizing.

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I don't know, your mom don't seem like

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the apologetic type of gal.

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Oh, so now you're the
expert on my parents?

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I got a handle on your dad.
Your mom, she's a tougher nut.

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She kind of reminds me of you.

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You think that was smart or dumb?

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Dumb.

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Missy, I need to speak
with your manager.

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I didn't mean to sell
your stupid comic book.

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It's not about that,

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although I'm still upset about that,

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and will be for as long as I live.

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Then why do you need to talk to him for?

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I have a business proposal.

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It touches on the burgeoning
field of informatics

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- and could revolutionize...
- Nigel!

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What are you doing?

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Oh, you know, just one of them days.

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Put that back.

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I'll split it with you.

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No.

268
00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:19,102
Fine.

269
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:22,668
What's going on?

270
00:10:22,671 --> 00:10:24,366
Mandy's pissed at me.

271
00:10:24,369 --> 00:10:25,673
I believe that.

272
00:10:25,676 --> 00:10:27,240
Pretty sure her folks are, too.

273
00:10:27,243 --> 00:10:29,200
She introduced you to her folks?

274
00:10:29,203 --> 00:10:31,551
Mmm, I sort of
introduced myself to them,

275
00:10:31,554 --> 00:10:32,988
and it didn't go great.

276
00:10:32,991 --> 00:10:34,643
Well, you're ass ain't full of buckshot,

277
00:10:34,646 --> 00:10:36,037
so it could have gone worse.

278
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,040
I don't know, it feels pretty bad.

279
00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:40,565
Your Pop Pop decked me once.

280
00:10:40,568 --> 00:10:42,211
- No.
- Oh, yeah.

281
00:10:42,214 --> 00:10:45,445
Got me good. But it all worked out.

282
00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,056
He end up liking you?

283
00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,843
He died.

284
00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:52,320
So if you let me build
a searchable database

285
00:10:52,323 --> 00:10:53,883
of all your titles, then theoretically,

286
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:56,109
anyone in the world
can see your inventory.

287
00:10:56,112 --> 00:10:57,508
That sounds all right.

288
00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:59,445
All right? This is revolutionary.

289
00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:01,109
Other comic book
stores will follow suit,

290
00:11:01,112 --> 00:11:02,736
and someday, if you want to find

291
00:11:02,739 --> 00:11:05,242
Doom Patrol and Suicide
Squad Special Issue #1,

292
00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:06,958
then all you'll have
to do is type it in.

293
00:11:06,961 --> 00:11:08,439
I just sold one of those.

294
00:11:08,441 --> 00:11:10,310
Despite the note on file,

295
00:11:10,312 --> 00:11:12,138
but that's water under the bridge.

296
00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:15,750
So you're gonna input my
whole inventory free of charge?

297
00:11:15,752 --> 00:11:16,977
- Yes.
- Well, can you do it

298
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,709
at night so you're not in the way?

299
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,227
My bedtime is 9:30, so
that's a solid two hours.

300
00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:22,648
Well, there's a lot of comics here.

301
00:11:22,651 --> 00:11:24,039
How long is this gonna take?

302
00:11:24,042 --> 00:11:26,564
This is quite the undertaking.
Would you like to help?

303
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:27,871
You got it.

304
00:11:27,874 --> 00:11:31,049
Missy, you're working late tonight.

305
00:11:31,052 --> 00:11:33,054
Freaking Sheldon.

306
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,439
Can't believe this is
how I'm spending my night.

307
00:11:46,442 --> 00:11:48,570
I know, alone in a comic book store.

308
00:11:48,573 --> 00:11:49,836
A dream come true.

309
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,230
Your dreams are sad.

310
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:53,798
Hmm. At least they've been realized.

311
00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:55,671
So what do we got to do?

312
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,266
We just need to take every comic book

313
00:11:57,269 --> 00:12:00,031
and input the title and issue
number into the computer.

314
00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:02,819
Fine, I'll call them
out, you type them up.

315
00:12:04,632 --> 00:12:08,416
New Teen Titans #42.

316
00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:09,750
Got it.

317
00:12:09,753 --> 00:12:12,102
New Teen Titans #43.

318
00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:13,104
Got it.

319
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,094
New Mutants #87.

320
00:12:15,097 --> 00:12:17,793
Why would New Mutants be
next to New Teen Titans?

321
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:19,656
Because they both start with "New"?

322
00:12:19,659 --> 00:12:22,430
But one's Marvel and the other's DC.

323
00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:24,945
Would you put Aquaman and
Sub-Mariner next to each other?

324
00:12:24,948 --> 00:12:27,328
I don't know, they
could talk about fish.

325
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,026
This is madness.

326
00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:30,773
I have to fix this.

327
00:12:30,776 --> 00:12:33,578
Aren't we here to type
stuff into the computer?

328
00:12:33,581 --> 00:12:35,712
There's no reason we can't do both.

329
00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:37,584
It's gonna take forever.

330
00:12:37,587 --> 00:12:39,555
We could use some help.

331
00:12:40,899 --> 00:12:42,986
A comic book store after hours.

332
00:12:42,989 --> 00:12:44,914
It's a dream come true.

333
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:46,727
And we get to organize it.

334
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:48,289
We don't have to.

335
00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,367
Don't listen to her,

336
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,102
she doesn't appreciate the dream.

337
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:55,808
May I help you?

338
00:12:55,811 --> 00:12:57,420
Are you Mary Cooper?

339
00:12:57,423 --> 00:12:59,553
I am, and you are?

340
00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:02,253
Jim McAllister.

341
00:13:02,256 --> 00:13:04,386
I'm Mandy's dad.

342
00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:06,650
Oh! Oh...

343
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,826
George!

344
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,648
Okay, so we're agreed,

345
00:13:09,651 --> 00:13:12,102
we'll have Marvel over
here, DC over there,

346
00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:13,297
and indies in the back.

347
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,561
But within each section,
how do we organize them?

348
00:13:15,564 --> 00:13:17,070
Alphabetical, by title.

349
00:13:17,073 --> 00:13:19,341
But then you'd have
Amazing Spidermanin the A's,

350
00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:20,700
Spectacular Spiderman in the S's,

351
00:13:20,703 --> 00:13:22,609
and Web of Spiderman in the W's.

352
00:13:22,612 --> 00:13:24,221
You see the insanity.

353
00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:27,138
Okay. So we'll do it
alphabetical by character.

354
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,977
But then we file
Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen

355
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,849
under "J" for "Jimmy"
or "S" for "Superman"?

356
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,855
How about under "I" for I'm going home.

357
00:13:37,507 --> 00:13:40,638
What if we go crazy and
organize them by artist?

358
00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:43,094
All the Steve Ditkos in
one place? 'Nuff said.

359
00:13:43,097 --> 00:13:44,633
Yeah.

360
00:13:44,636 --> 00:13:48,148
So, Jim, your daughter is just lovely.

361
00:13:48,151 --> 00:13:51,609
Oh, thanks. And, uh, your son seems...

362
00:13:53,308 --> 00:13:54,611
...brave.

363
00:13:54,614 --> 00:13:56,250
Brave, dumb,

364
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,344
it's a coin toss.

365
00:13:57,347 --> 00:13:58,836
What can we help you with?

366
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,852
Oh, well, uh, I got some money here,

367
00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:03,961
and I was just hoping y'all
could give it to Mandy.

368
00:14:03,964 --> 00:14:06,312
She's just right across
the street at my mom's.

369
00:14:06,315 --> 00:14:08,010
You could give it to her yourself.

370
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:12,102
Oh, no, I couldn't do
that and stay married.

371
00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:13,975
Sounds like we got the same wife.

372
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,194
George.

373
00:14:15,197 --> 00:14:17,141
Just trying to lighten the mood, honey.

374
00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:18,602
I-I'll make sure she gets it.

375
00:14:18,605 --> 00:14:19,922
Thank you.

376
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:22,883
I'm sure your wife will
come around eventually.

377
00:14:22,886 --> 00:14:24,852
Well, I'm hoping that
when she sees the baby,

378
00:14:24,855 --> 00:14:27,681
that ice cube in her
chest might start to melt.

379
00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:30,296
Yep, same wife.

380
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,375
Come on, it's funny.

381
00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:38,203
So, you can just type in

382
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:39,770
whatever comic you're looking for,

383
00:14:39,773 --> 00:14:41,508
and the computer will
tell you who has it?

384
00:14:41,511 --> 00:14:43,163
Once enough people
enter their inventories

385
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,600
in the database, yes.

386
00:14:44,603 --> 00:14:46,255
That's really cool.

387
00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:48,258
Would you say it's revolutionary?

388
00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:49,564
I would.

389
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:50,697
Will you?

390
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,221
It's revolutionary.

391
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,702
Thanks.

392
00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:57,837
Could it be used to
catalog other things?

393
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,710
Yes, the applications are endless.

394
00:14:59,713 --> 00:15:01,688
So there could be a database of,

395
00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:04,257
I don't know, available women?

396
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,680
Available for what?

397
00:15:05,683 --> 00:15:07,141
At this point, anything.

398
00:15:07,144 --> 00:15:09,579
Ooh, there could be ones
for scientific grants.

399
00:15:09,582 --> 00:15:11,017
Yeah, or my idea.

400
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,336
Finding grants is such
a time-consuming process.

401
00:15:13,339 --> 00:15:14,813
If there was a centralized database,

402
00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:16,953
it would change the
research landscape entirely.

403
00:15:16,956 --> 00:15:18,303
Yeah, that's cool, I guess.

404
00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:20,828
And many grants never get applied for

405
00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:23,571
because people don't know about them,

406
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:27,837
so this would be good for
the grantor and the grantee.

407
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,927
Well, shouldn't we finish this first?

408
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,018
This idea is too big to wait.

409
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:34,153
I got to go. Will you lock up?

410
00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:40,669
I'm gonna steal so much stuff.

411
00:15:44,718 --> 00:15:46,066
What?

412
00:15:46,069 --> 00:15:48,112
I was wrong, go ahead and yell at me.

413
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,724
It's not up to you. I
decide when I'm gonna yell.

414
00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:52,379
Okay, which way you leaning?

415
00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:54,767
What the hell is wrong with
you? You went to his store?

416
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,289
Is it his? 'Cause your mom

417
00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:58,031
seems to be calling all the shots.

418
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,471
Is that my dad's truck?

419
00:16:01,474 --> 00:16:04,125
Well, Mandy's not gonna
apologize to her mom,

420
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:06,367
and her mom's not
gonna apologize to her,

421
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:09,234
so I got to figure out some
way to broker the peace.

422
00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:12,539
Maybe we could have everyone
over here for dinner.

423
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,578
Mary, when has that ever worked?

424
00:16:14,581 --> 00:16:16,581
Food is healing, George.

425
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,931
You should know.

426
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:20,892
- Hey.
- What? I'm just lightening the mood.

427
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,853
What are you doing here?

428
00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:25,047
Oh, hi, sweetie.

429
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,836
Yeah, hi. What are you doing here?

430
00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:29,203
Mandy, your mom and dad miss you.

431
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,688
Then they should be talking to me.

432
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:33,258
Well, you know how
stubborn your mom can be.

433
00:16:33,261 --> 00:16:34,825
Too well.

434
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,306
But, uh...

435
00:16:36,309 --> 00:16:39,049
maybe she's not the
only one being stubborn.

436
00:16:39,052 --> 00:16:40,938
Excuse me?

437
00:16:40,941 --> 00:16:43,246
I came to you for help
and you kicked me out.

438
00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:45,555
Okay, how about we all take a breath.

439
00:16:45,558 --> 00:16:48,150
- Ooh, I could make brownies.
- Mary.

440
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:50,203
Look, this is my life.

441
00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:51,711
If y'all want to be a part of it,

442
00:16:51,714 --> 00:16:53,023
you know where to find me.

443
00:16:53,026 --> 00:16:55,484
- Yeah.
- Oh, don't help me.

444
00:16:58,012 --> 00:17:00,450
Good to see you, Mr. McAllister.

445
00:17:02,836 --> 00:17:04,316
Quit following me.

446
00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,373
Food would have helped.

447
00:17:12,636 --> 00:17:15,031
So, as you can see on
the chart on page 34,

448
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,852
the amount of time spent
searching for grants

449
00:17:16,855 --> 00:17:18,398
would be cut by 80%.

450
00:17:18,401 --> 00:17:20,766
Do you see what this could do
for the scientific community?

451
00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:22,930
Yes. We could charge an access fee

452
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,672
to every university on the planet,

453
00:17:24,675 --> 00:17:27,695
and I can retire on a
yacht in the Bahamas.

454
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,102
You're missing the point.

455
00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:30,094
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

456
00:17:30,097 --> 00:17:31,789
Uh, good for science. I love it.

457
00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:34,445
So, our next step is
we get legal involved

458
00:17:34,448 --> 00:17:36,258
and start drawing up the contracts.

459
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,320
Shouldn't we build a
working prototype first

460
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,453
to prove it's viable?

461
00:17:39,456 --> 00:17:40,847
Well, do you think it's viable?

462
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,632
- I do.
- Well, that's good enough for me.

463
00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:43,721
I'll call legal.

464
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:44,985
Wait, what should I do?

465
00:17:44,988 --> 00:17:46,119
Uh...

466
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,258
Here's a dollar.

467
00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:51,348
Go get yourself a Yoo-hoo on me.

468
00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:53,266
All right.

469
00:17:55,031 --> 00:18:00,695
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