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Got-dang! Whoo!

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credits

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Yeah, all right.

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Okay.

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My favorite.

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That's real nice.

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You find everything
okay today, big fella?

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Actually, man, no.

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Uh, do y'all sell, uh,
cast-iron skillets here?

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Well, if you don't see any on the shelf,

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then we don't have 'em in stock.

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But I'll check, just to be sure.

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All right.

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Uh, do y'all sell, uh,
animal repellant here?

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Did you see it on the shelf?

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Nope.

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No, we don't have any s...

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Nope, we don't have
any skillets in stock,

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but, um, I can order one in for you.

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Be here in a couple weeks.

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No, man, that's... It's all good, man.

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I'll just get it somewhere else.

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I appreciate it, though.

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You're just gonna order
it on Amazon, aren't you?

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_

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No, man. No.

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Oh, shit.

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Shit.

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Hey, guys. It's your boy,
"These Backhoes Ain't Loyal."

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Thanks for coming out
to my channel today.

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make sure you hit that
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Ah, shit.

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You can even give
this video a thumbs-up.

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So, what we're gonna do
today is we're gonna get

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down and dirty...

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and we're gonna change
the oil in this tractor.

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But before I get under this hoe...

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we're gonna make sure

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- that all the wheels are secure.
- God...

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But I've done told you,
these backhoes ain't loyal.

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They'll roll over you in a second.

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I'm serious, dudes.

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I lost two uncles this way.

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Oh, shit, shit, shit!

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Oh, shit!

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? She don't like my white bitch ?

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? Say I act too light-skinned ?

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? Dolla, don't be trifling,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ?

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? I'm dirty in the streets,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ?

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? In bed she a freak ?

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? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ?

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? Kiss my feet, take this meat... ?

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Hello?

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Hey!

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Whatever's in there, you
better squawk or chirp

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or sing a fucking song

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with your little furry
friends or something.

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Boo, motherfuck...

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Oh, goddamn, man.

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Get...

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Oh, goddamn!

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Shit!

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Hmm.

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Oh, God.

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Go.

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- Go back just one.
- Go back one?

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Yeah.

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Oh, boy, this is bad.

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You got feral hogs.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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So, what I need, hog
repellant or something?

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No, not as simple as
that. Here, give me that.

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Let's see.

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Yeah. Shit, you can thank
the explorer Hernando de Soto

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for this bullshit.

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Were the turds wet or dry?

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I do not know.

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Well, did they crumble in your hand?

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Can you just tell me how to get rid
of these damn things, please, man?

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I don't want to stand here all day

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talking to you about dookie and shit.

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All right, well, uh,
clearly, they're coming after

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whatever it is you're growing.

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Now, I-I can't make
it out from that photo,

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so what kind of crops are these?

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Corn.

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- Oh. Yeah.
- Yeah, man, lots of... lots of corn.

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Oh, they love that stuff.
They love that stuff.

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Um... okay.

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Here's what I'd do if I were you.

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You take a bunch of that corn, right?

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Set it out in an open area.

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Now, soon as that dirty hog shows up

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and starts chowing down on it,

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you line up your shot, take it out.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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Now, if he starts to
run, you aim for the nose

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and you don't stop firing
till that fucker goes down.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, then you move in close.

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- Head shot.
- Okay.

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- Yeah.
- Right.

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Uh, can I just poison
it or something, man?

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I don't think you understand.

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This is serious.

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Now, these things,

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they ain't no bedtime
story animals, you know?

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I mean, they don't deserve no sympathy.

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They are aggressive, they are invasive,

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and they will not stop

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until they destroy everything you have.

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You got to kill them
before they kill you.

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What?

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Before they kill me? Okay.

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The hogs?

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A pack of hogs killed a woman
in Texas about a year ago.

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Just outside of Houston.

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Chewed her ass up.

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Okay.

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All right, but this isn't funny.

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No, man, yeah, it is,
man. Bedtime story animal.

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All right, guys, now that we got

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all that old, dirty oil out of there,

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I'm gonna show you what some fresh, new,

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healthy oil looks like here.

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And this is where it goes.

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Now, check back next week,

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and I'm gonna show you how
to replace a carburetor.

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Thank you, guys, for stopping by.

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Make sure you hit that
"subscribe" button.

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Okay, baby.

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Let's do this, mama. Let's go. Come on.

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Come on, baby, come on.

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Oh, shit.

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All right, let's see.

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All right.

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Oh, fuck!

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Come on, man. Come on, man.

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God!

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All right, man. All right.

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All right.

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All right, man, all right.

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All right.

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All right, man, come on.

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How big is this motherfuck...

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

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Okay.

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All right, baby.

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Yep.

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Yeah.

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? Because-a in-a me eyes
there is red like blood ?

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? And I been moving
around like a human flood ?

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? Smoke outta me mouth
and outta me nose... ?

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I'm gonna avenge you.

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I promise.

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Gonna roast this motherfucker.

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Dinner's served, motherfucker.

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Come and get it.

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? Under me sleng teng, me under me ?

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? Because it's way in
my brain, no cocaine ?

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? I don't wanna, I
don't wanna go insane ?

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? Way in my brain, no cocaine ?

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? I don't wanna, I
don't wanna go insane ?

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? Oh, no ?

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? It's way in my brain ?

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? It's way in my brain ?

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? It's way in my brain ?

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? I said me smoke it and me
pass it through the window ?

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? And me give it to my
next-door neighbor... ?

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If the chicks don't feed

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within 36 hours, they'll starve.

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Incredibly, it survives.

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But it's stunned.

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Oh, shit!

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Oh, come on, mama. Let's do it.

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Yeah, baby!

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Yeah, mother...

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That's what I'm talking about!

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All right. All right, all right,
all right, all right, okay.

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Okay, okay.

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Okay. Okay. Push down.

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Okay. All right, o-okay.

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Come on, baby. Oh...

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Yeah, man.

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Oh, we outside!

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Oh!

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Oh, shit!

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Oh, shit.

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All right.

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Shit.

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Goddamn.

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Oh, shit!

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Oh, sh...

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Ah, shit!

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Oh, fu...

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Oh, shit!

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Fu...

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Fuck, fuck, fuck!

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, shit.

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God.

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Oh, thank God.

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Hey!

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Hey! Hey!

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Oh, come on, bitch, I know you see me.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Shit!

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Help me!

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? If you got the strength I do ?

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? Then sign me up ?

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? If I'm not too much for you ?

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? Then sign me up ?

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- Help!
- ? Sign me up ?

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- ? I'm a little bit unraveled... ?
- Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey, fuck! Help!

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Hey, help me!

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Hey, shit! Help!

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Help. Help me, plea...

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Help.

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Fucking help.

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Oh, bitch, fucking please.

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Oh, shit!

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Fuck! What the fuck?

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Fuck off!

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Get the fuck off me!

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Fucking...

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Shit!

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Motherfucker, die! Motherfucker, die!

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Let go!

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Fucking die!

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Get the fuck off me.

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Get the fuck off me.

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- Yo.
- Hey, hey.

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What's up, man?

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Chillin', man. Chillin'.

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Yeah, I hope so. I hope so.

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- What's up? You need something?
- It's in my email, okay?

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Yeah, um, the lawyer sent over
that contract. It looks okay.

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I still have some questions
about the dates, though.

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Oh.

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We'll get it sorted. Don't worry.

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How is it out there? Is it boring?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You-you sound tired, man.

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Nah, man. Nah, man.

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I'm straight. I'm good. I'm straight.

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Just send it to me. Send it to my email,

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and my assistant will
worry about it, okay?

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Thank you so much.

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00:28:13,570 --> 00:28:15,609
Hey, look, can I call
you back tomorrow, bruh?

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Uh, yeah, yeah. You good?

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Mm-hmm.

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All right, man. I-I'll
talk to you tomorrow.

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- All right. Peace.
- Peace.

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Yo.

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What's up?

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What's up, man?

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Are you eating bacon
and drinking whiskey?

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Hibiki, bro.

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Cheers, nigga.

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Breakfast of champions.

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Yo, man, it's the farm life.

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Yeah, what was going on yesterday?

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What were you doing?

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What happened to your face?

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I don't know, man, it's just...

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00:29:55,557 --> 00:29:57,695
Hey, I was out there with that tractor.

272
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,423
I got that up and running, right?

273
00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:01,411
And, um, just did some shooting.

274
00:30:01,436 --> 00:30:03,382
You know. This-this ain't nothing.

275
00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:06,079
Look, man, I know this is
your safe farm and all that,

276
00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:07,854
but you got to be
careful out there, okay?

277
00:30:07,879 --> 00:30:10,129
Farms are dangerous as fuck.

278
00:30:10,154 --> 00:30:12,459
Okay, and you're over
there by yourself, too, man.

279
00:30:12,484 --> 00:30:15,330
If something happens to you,
you fall on a rake headfirst,

280
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,624
no one's gonna know it for like weeks.

281
00:30:18,153 --> 00:30:19,924
Message received, bruh.

282
00:30:19,949 --> 00:30:22,763
You know, the whole point of
this farm is to have options.

283
00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:25,734
If you don't like it, you
don't have to keep it, you know.

284
00:30:25,878 --> 00:30:27,615
You can go back to the city.

285
00:30:27,888 --> 00:30:30,702
At-Atlanta's not going
anywhere, you know.

286
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,013
It's all good, man.

287
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,567
It's pretty much slow
motion around here.

288
00:30:37,154 --> 00:30:39,759
Yeah. Ain't got to worry about me.

289
00:30:40,501 --> 00:30:42,701
Only thing I need to worry
about is this damn neck, man.

290
00:30:42,726 --> 00:30:44,162
Every time I move it, it feels like

291
00:30:44,187 --> 00:30:46,626
I'm on pins and needles and shit.

292
00:30:47,314 --> 00:30:49,799
Were you outside for
a long time yesterday?

293
00:30:51,368 --> 00:30:52,603
Yeah.

294
00:30:52,689 --> 00:30:54,977
Yeah, I think y-you're sunburnt.

295
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,276
No, no.

296
00:30:59,385 --> 00:31:00,554
Yes.

297
00:31:00,621 --> 00:31:02,037
You ever been sunburned before?

298
00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:03,258
Nigga, look at me. Do I look like...

299
00:31:03,282 --> 00:31:04,461
Hell no, I ain't been sunburned.

300
00:31:04,485 --> 00:31:05,828
Black people can't get sunburned.

301
00:31:05,853 --> 00:31:06,989
What you talking about?

302
00:31:07,014 --> 00:31:08,745
Yes, yes, they can.

303
00:31:08,770 --> 00:31:10,101
White people can get ashy.

304
00:31:10,126 --> 00:31:12,330
Black people can get
sunburned. It's-it's a fact.

305
00:31:12,355 --> 00:31:14,094
So, you telling me Wesley
Snipes can get sunburned?

306
00:31:14,118 --> 00:31:15,832
Yes, Wesley Snipes can get sunburned.

307
00:31:15,856 --> 00:31:17,831
Okay, all right, what about... what's...

308
00:31:17,855 --> 00:31:19,635
uh, what's-his-name...
uh, "Kiss from a Rose"?

309
00:31:19,659 --> 00:31:21,214
He can get sunburned, too?

310
00:31:21,239 --> 00:31:23,074
Yes. Yes, Seal can get...

311
00:31:23,099 --> 00:31:24,869
Dark niggas can get sunburned, bruh.

312
00:31:24,936 --> 00:31:27,378
I don't know, man. All right, hold up.

313
00:31:27,598 --> 00:31:30,556
What about Captain Phillips? Come on.

314
00:31:30,581 --> 00:31:32,791
I'm gonna assume you mean

315
00:31:32,831 --> 00:31:34,864
- the Somalian pirate...
- Yeah.

316
00:31:34,889 --> 00:31:36,573
- Not Tom Hanks.
- Yeah. Yeah.

317
00:31:36,598 --> 00:31:38,507
And it doesn't matter, 'cause
they can both get sunburned.

318
00:31:38,531 --> 00:31:41,044
Nigga, I would... Who-who's
going to be a pirate on the sea

319
00:31:41,069 --> 00:31:43,506
under the sun the whole day
if they can get sunburned?

320
00:31:43,531 --> 00:31:46,288
I know this shit ain't true,
man. It's just not true.

321
00:32:08,957 --> 00:32:15,957
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