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I'm not going anywhere
without finding this ghost.

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Chaz, you're out of your
mind, and I love it.

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My mind was lost a long time ago.

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Oh, my God!

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Be gone!

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My K-2 meter is extremely active.

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We are definitely experiencing
some spectral activity.

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- Uh, you think?
- It's the ghost of old Nurse Stevens.

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Nurse Stevens, can you hear us?

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We come in the name of love and peace.

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Oh! Oh!

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That wheelchair's rolling by on its own.

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That is a scientific impossibility.

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This is not normal.

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No. It feels... paranormal.

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No. No. No. No.

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These are the Ghost Studz.

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As you can see,
there's very little substance

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- to their "findings."
- Ghost Studz?

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I mean, these clowns give
real paranormal investigators

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like me and Leroy a bad name.

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More like Ghost Dudz.

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Good one? All right, cool.

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- No, thanks.
- Cool.

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Mmm. You can actually see
the fan that they used

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to blow out the lantern.
Like, the fan is in the shot.

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Fake-ass, clown-ass, Hollywood rubbish.

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Yeah, but these Hollywood dudes

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got it made in the shade.

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My cop buddy Josh was a consultant

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on Mysteries of Laura... perks for days.

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Hung out with the actors, free
food, and when it was all over,

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everybody got a jacket. Everybody.

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Yeah, but we're the real thing.
We don't need perks.

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Au contraire, Mon frère.

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We do need the perks, and I will
start with these chairs.

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I'm tired of sitting all low
like a baby child.

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These idiots on their fake show
seem to have stumbled

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upon a real paranormal phenomena
when they began filming

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at Highguard Mental Hospital.

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Wait, that's that place that was doing,

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like, crazy experiments
on people back in the '80s.

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Exactly.

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- Ugh.
- Oy.

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This could be a very,
very dangerous place.

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Uh... yeah.

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I need Max and Leroy to go undercover

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and make sure that no harm comes

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to these stupid, stupid people.

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You know what?

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I think this is a call
for the real ghost studs.

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Me and Leroy.

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- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, we're the new, we're the new ones.

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Does that makes sense?

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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*

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I've never been
on the set of a TV show before.

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Leroy, why are you pressed up
against the steering wheel?

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Oh, funny story, Max.

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Remember that haunted treadmill
we couldn't fit in the trunk?

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- Yeah.
- Well, when we moved the seats up,

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mine got stuck like this.

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Oh, that's great.

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I swear, man, sometimes this job
straight up sucks.

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Even the LAPD was more glamorous.

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We were knee-deep in perks.
You know why?

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'Cause we weren't a secret organization.

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Okay, well... maybe it's not the
most glamorous job in the world,

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but we're helping people.

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You know, a good deed
is its own reward...

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Free pizza is its own reward.

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And I used to get it every time
I wore my cop uniform

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in a pizzeria, any pizzeria.

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Name a pizzeria.

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Domino's?

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Except for Domino's.

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Tonight on Ghost Studz,

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we're gonna brave the spooks and ghouls

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of this tweaked out
abandoned mental hospital.

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It's our second
and final night in the hospital

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that's been shut down since the 1980s.

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Oh, man, I love the '80s.

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Remember Baby Jessica?

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Help, I'm in a well.

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Ah!

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- Oh, dude, she was hot.
- Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, like, well, you know,

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when she became Woman
Jessica, she got hot.

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Boom.

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Sorry. Sorry, guys.

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We're gonna be using
a sweet EVP recorder

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and a laser grid.

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And some adult diapers, just in
case Jared gets scared and destroys

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- another pair of his Lee's.
- One time.

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All that tonight on #Ghost Studz.

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Cut. Great, I think we got it.

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Nice work, big guy.

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Ponytail, you almost blew my shot.

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That's strike one.

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Okay, out of... three, I'm assuming?

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Hey, Jared.

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Ah, man, that was a kicking shot before.

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It was an honor to boom it.

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Hey, anyway, I was just wondering

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if I could pick your brain about, like,

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crazy stuff you've seen around
here, like spooky stuff?

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Wait a minute, I know you.

108
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Mm... No, I-I don't think so.

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You didn't have the
stupid ponytail, but...

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Professor Jennifer?

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Oh. No, no, no, no.

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Dude, you were totally
my freaking science teacher

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- in college.
- Jared Soloman.

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- Yeah. Yes.
- Jared Soloman.

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. Whoa.

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Oh, dude, this is so sad.

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Wow, you are, like, a total loser now.

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Yeah, no, I mean,
I heard you went, like,

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psycho when your wife left you,

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but you have hit rock bottom.

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- This is your rock bottom, right?
- Uh, this is... no.

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I mean, you're a microphone holder?

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I'm sorry, I-I did not recognize you.

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Y-Y-You seem like, uh...

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- Dope. Yeah, no.
- Well...

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I got rid of the glasses.
I grew my hair out.

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- I lost 200 pounds.
- Okay.

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Oh. - That's probably why you
don't recognize me.

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- Sure, yeah.
- Yeah, but then I stopped

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with all that stupid
school stuff, and...

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But you were such a gifted student.

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Y-You had this, like,
bright future ahead of you.

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- I'm on TV now, so...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, totally

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- I know. That's way better.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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Wait, what about your socks?
You got to pay for your socks.

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Dude, I'm telling you,
everything I wear,

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I get for free, down to
my modal boxer briefs.

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- Modal.
- It's this new fabric.

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It's three times softer than cotton.

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- Damn, three times?
- Yeah.

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My drawers feel like construction paper.

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- Chaz, check it out.
- What's up?

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This freaking dorkus was
my college teacher.

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Professor, but...

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Yeah, but then he had a brain melt

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- because his wife dumped him.
- Well, she was abducted.

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Oh, my God, that's hilarious,

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because, like, now, you're his boss.

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- Oh, man, America rules.
- Whoa.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Ultra tight.
- It is tight.

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Hey, listen, I was just talking
to J-dog about, like,

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any creepy stuff that maybe
happened around here?

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Oh, yeah, for sure, 100%.

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- Um, we had some stage five clingers.
- Clingers.

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Yeah, they were actually right
where you guys are standing.

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Mm-hmm.

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- Oh, they're talking about us.
- Yeah. I get that.

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Hey, they're talking about us

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talking about them.

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Yeah, I get that. I was being him.

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I get that.

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I was being you being them.

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Did you see homeboy's ponytail?

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- Oh, my God, dude.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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You're him.

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Now I'm him.

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Come on, we got to follow
these buttfaces.

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Hey, have you heard from the guys yet?

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No, nothing.

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You know, Leroy's right
about this chair.

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It sucks.

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I'm gonna tell Deirdre
I need a new chair.

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Deirdre? No, no, no, no, no, no.

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- I would not do that.
- Why? She's an accountant.

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- Her job is to buy us stuff.
- No, she is not just an accountant.

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Look, I heard one time
that she caught Darren

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trying to take home a club soda,
she made him eat the can.

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We deserve perks.

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At my cousin's office, they
have a tropical fish tank,

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and on your birthday,
you get to eat one of the fish.

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- That's a perk?
- Yes.

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He chose this beautifully
mature pufferfish.

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That's a meal you don't
forget in a hurry.

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Well, if you mess with Deirdre,
she will eat you.

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Bon appétit, baby.

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- Oh, Dr. Barry. Hello there.
- Dee Dee, baby...

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- Oh, it's Deirdre.
- Mm-hmm.

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How's the old, uh, number
crunching coming, Deirdre?

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It's going great, actually.
Uh, I just got a new spreadsheet

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- program that allows...
- Great. Anyways, I'm going to need

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a new office chair
because my back is a-howling.

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And I'm thinking about
the Airback Luxury Exec Model.

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It's about $900,
but it's worth every penny.

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And I want it in black, matte black.

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I just want it done,
and I want it delivered today.

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Well, I don't know
if I'll be able to do it today,

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but I will do my best.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Did I, um, make it sound like a request?

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Of course.

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I'll get you your chair right away.

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Thank you.

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- I'm a mental patient.
- Yeah. Now do me.

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No way. It's still my turn, man.
We said turns are two minutes.

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No, I was timing it
and it's been two minutes.

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- Now do me!
- Dude.

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Do you think
maybe we did too many 'shrooms?

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- No.
- Me neither. Okay, cool.

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- For a second, I was like, "Whoa..."
- Dude, excuse me.

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Don't you roll away from me.
It's my turn.

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- I'm not doing anything.
- Chaz?

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What the hell, man?

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Um... Uh...

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Wha... Uh...

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Oh!

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That was sick.

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- What happened?
- I don't know. That was crazy.

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- Dude, the wheelchair's stuck.
- What?

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Oh, man. I think
we might be experiencing

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a real paranormal event.

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We got to investigate it.

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We are the Ghost Studz.

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- Let's do this.
- Yeah.

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I'm so disappointed in Jared. I mean,

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he was a really good student.

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Now he's just such a dick.

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How do they know
each of these packs of almonds

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are exactly 100 calories?

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They don't know.

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They can't know.

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Oh, my God, that's them.

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Sounds like they're really in trouble.

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Should we help them, or...?

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Uh...

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Uh...

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Let's mount up.

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I mean, honestly, I feel
like this is too much gear.

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Yeah, this is ridiculous.

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Much more comfortable.

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- Oh, totally.
- Let's go.

242
00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:02,258
Did you see how many types

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of gum they had? Seven.

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00:10:04,093 --> 00:10:06,546
Plus, they give out Turkish
coffee at lunchtime.

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00:10:06,571 --> 00:10:08,984
Dude, you are so obsessed
with the free stuff.

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What's with the free stuff?

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It's not about free stuff.
It's about respect.

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When I was a mall cop,
I dreamed about having a job

249
00:10:15,485 --> 00:10:16,718
I could take pride in again.

250
00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:19,929
Yeah, and now you have it, Leroy.

251
00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,468
But I don't get treated like it
because nobody knows what I do.

252
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,617
I know what you do, buddy.

253
00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:28,835
Oh, Max, Leroy, do you hear that?

254
00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:30,757
- What? Where?
- Who?

255
00:10:30,979 --> 00:10:32,845
What the hell is happening?

256
00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:34,836
- What the hell is that?
- It's their voices.

257
00:10:34,861 --> 00:10:37,250
- Where they coming from?
- Make it stop.

258
00:10:37,275 --> 00:10:38,414
It's the guys.

259
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,789
Whoa, that dude has no face.

260
00:10:41,814 --> 00:10:43,656
It's like they're here
in the hallway with us.

261
00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,703
Annie, where are we headed?

262
00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:51,729
Head south into the next hall,
and then go straight.

263
00:10:51,846 --> 00:10:53,031
Copy that.

264
00:10:57,813 --> 00:10:59,078
Max.

265
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,711
The refrigerator just took my chain.

266
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:26,046
Whoa. What is this thing?

267
00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:27,804
I'm not sure, but at a guess,

268
00:11:27,829 --> 00:11:29,625
- I'd say a portal.
- A portal?

269
00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:31,734
- Definitely a portal.
- A portal portal?

270
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,023
Yes, a portal portal.

271
00:11:33,048 --> 00:11:34,476
Man, that's full nuts,

272
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,414
like the phone booth on Doctor Who.

273
00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:37,439
Yeah.

274
00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:41,132
- Wait a second, you watch Doctor Who?
- I saw one on accident.

275
00:11:41,157 --> 00:11:42,336
I was flipping through the channels.

276
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,640
Okay, now is not the time,

277
00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:45,445
but we are going to talk about this.

278
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:48,835
Now, look, we have
to test this out. Um...

279
00:11:49,912 --> 00:11:51,813
You stick your hand in there.
I'll hold on to you.

280
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,391
- I'm not sticking my hand in there.
- Why not?

281
00:11:53,415 --> 00:11:54,905
I don't know what's over there.
What if it's, like,

282
00:11:54,929 --> 00:11:56,876
- monsters or devils?
- You think there's a devil

283
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,208
- in that refrigerator?
- I don't know

284
00:11:58,232 --> 00:11:59,672
- what's over there.
- Okay, why don't you stick your arm

285
00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:00,938
- in there and find out?
- I don't know, it might be.

286
00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:02,898
- You find out.
- Well... absolutely.

287
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,187
- I'll go first.
- Yeah, enjoy.

288
00:12:04,212 --> 00:12:05,578
Don't care. Here we go.

289
00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:08,625
Not a, uh... not a big deal.

290
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,023
Whoa.

291
00:12:13,281 --> 00:12:14,767
What's it feel like?

292
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:17,570
Well... it's cold.

293
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:18,872
It's a refrigerator.

294
00:12:18,897 --> 00:12:22,065
It's kind of... tingly.

295
00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:24,890
Oh, something touched it.

296
00:12:24,915 --> 00:12:26,014
- What was it?
- Uh...

297
00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:27,296
A devil?

298
00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:31,329
Smells weird.

299
00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,266
You sure that's not what
your hand always smells like?

300
00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,571
You know what, I have no idea.
That's a really good point.

301
00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:37,563
Do you know what your hand smells like?

302
00:12:37,587 --> 00:12:39,460
- Cocoa butter.
- Right.

303
00:12:39,485 --> 00:12:40,845
What's our plan here, guys?

304
00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:43,328
I mean, think about it, you could
enter a new dimension.

305
00:12:43,353 --> 00:12:44,594
Or your body could get shredded up

306
00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:45,843
and turned into a mushy soup.

307
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:47,624
Although, that means
that we will likely lose

308
00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:48,850
all visual and audio

309
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,070
communication once you go in.

310
00:12:50,095 --> 00:12:52,126
All right, look, we are supposed
to look after the Ghost Studz,

311
00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:54,116
and I am willing to bet
they went in there.

312
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:55,501
What do you think we should do?

313
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,875
We could go back to our nice,

314
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,166
- normal lives...
- Right.

315
00:12:58,191 --> 00:13:00,453
...or we could jump in that
strange, stupid hole

316
00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:02,579
and maybe get turned into a mushy soup.

317
00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:04,609
I think we both know the answer to this.

318
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:05,700
Absolutely.

319
00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:10,734
Aw, man, you chose mushy soup?

320
00:13:25,226 --> 00:13:26,974
Aah!

321
00:13:27,437 --> 00:13:28,503
My ears are popping.

322
00:13:28,528 --> 00:13:29,872
- Your ears popping?
- What?

323
00:13:29,897 --> 00:13:32,898
- Are your ears popping?
- No, I ate, like, an hour ago.

324
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:34,867
Damn it, I left my gum.

325
00:13:35,256 --> 00:13:37,323
I'm just trying to wrap my head
around this, Leroy.

326
00:13:37,348 --> 00:13:39,148
I mean, we actually transgressed

327
00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:41,617
the very fabric of space and time.

328
00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:43,570
We crossed into another dimension,

329
00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:45,728
and it just looks like we're on the set

330
00:13:45,753 --> 00:13:47,687
of a Nine Inch Nails video.

331
00:13:47,712 --> 00:13:49,984
It's freezing in here.
Let's find those chuckleheads

332
00:13:50,009 --> 00:13:51,804
- before the portal closes.
- Okay, okay.

333
00:13:51,829 --> 00:13:53,367
Listen, it's gonna be fine.

334
00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:55,092
I'm sure they're around here somewhere.

335
00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:56,835
Let's go through there.

336
00:14:02,766 --> 00:14:04,600
Oh, yeah. This is gonna be fine.

337
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,139
What... it's not my fault
the other dimension is infinite.

338
00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:08,670
Come on, let's find them.

339
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,114
Are you cold?

340
00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:11,838
- Yes.
- I am so cold.

341
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:14,568
Chet?

342
00:14:14,593 --> 00:14:15,811
Chaz? Chet... what is it?

343
00:14:15,846 --> 00:14:18,296
- Is it Chet?
- It's Chaz. Chaz.

344
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,389
- Chaz!
- I don't know.

345
00:14:20,414 --> 00:14:21,921
Come on, man, we got to get out of here.

346
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,031
I don't want to get stuck
in this dimension.

347
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,731
Bed with blood.

348
00:14:25,893 --> 00:14:26,959
Lamp.

349
00:14:26,984 --> 00:14:28,156
Visqueen.

350
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:30,792
Upturned bed.

351
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,661
My ears still haven't
popped all the way.

352
00:14:32,696 --> 00:14:35,185
More Visqueen. Wheelchair.

353
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,743
Are you playing a game I'm not aware of?

354
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:39,069
If so, I need the rules
and the basic system of scoring.

355
00:14:39,094 --> 00:14:40,297
And I'll dunk all over your ass.

356
00:14:40,321 --> 00:14:41,928
No. I'm taking a mental inventory

357
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,174
of everything we see on our route,

358
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:44,600
so we can find our way back.

359
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,166
- Oh, that's smart.
- Yo!

360
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,601
Is that you, crew dudes?

361
00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:49,278
Go. Go.

362
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,195
Weird dresser with weird head.

363
00:14:53,437 --> 00:14:54,404
Okay.

364
00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:56,276
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

365
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:58,554
Are you guys, like, following us?

366
00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,847
They're, like, obsessed with us.

367
00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:01,993
Yeah, dude, you guys are total groupies.

368
00:15:02,017 --> 00:15:03,161
No, we got to get the hell out of here.

369
00:15:03,185 --> 00:15:04,985
Yeah, that portal is gonna close up.

370
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,253
No. No, no, no, no, no.

371
00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:07,988
I am so cold.

372
00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:09,200
Yeah, I got, like, full body chills.

373
00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:11,324
This is a killer, killer trip.

374
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,126
Yeah, you've got a full body chill

375
00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:15,228
because you are freezing to death.

376
00:15:15,264 --> 00:15:17,097
- Huh?
- Okay, maybe that, but, like,

377
00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:18,343
wouldn't it be cool if, like,
some chicks popped up

378
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:19,867
or something like that, or...

379
00:15:19,914 --> 00:15:21,179
I don't know, I guess we'll just chill

380
00:15:21,203 --> 00:15:22,213
with these guys in the meantime.

381
00:15:22,237 --> 00:15:23,270
What guys?

382
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:29,175
Aah! Let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go!

383
00:15:29,211 --> 00:15:31,278
Come on, guys, get up, get up!

384
00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:33,580
Where are my Nespresso pods?

385
00:15:34,781 --> 00:15:36,349
My Nespresso pods are gone.

386
00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:38,623
And there is a note
on Deirdre's stationery

387
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:40,727
saying that we are no longer
allowed in the main kitchen.

388
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,828
Well, maybe it's good
that you cut back on caffeine,

389
00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:45,258
'cause I notice that you startle
easy in the afternoons.

390
00:15:45,294 --> 00:15:47,372
- Your Donettes are gone, too.
- I will cut someone.

391
00:15:47,396 --> 00:15:50,063
Well, that's just the lack
of Donettes talking, isn't it?

392
00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:53,133
Hey, we're out of staples
and-and toilet paper, too.

393
00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:55,101
Yeah, and didn't there
used to be a lamp here?

394
00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:57,270
- There was a lamp there.
- Hi, everybody.

395
00:15:57,306 --> 00:15:58,632
I'm so sorry to interrupt.

396
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,174
Uh, I wanted to let you know
that in order to afford

397
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,787
Barry's matte black chair,

398
00:16:02,812 --> 00:16:04,234
which is very expensive,

399
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:07,421
I had to get creative
with the budget in other areas.

400
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,398
The most important thing
is that Barry be comfortable.

401
00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:12,796
Right?

402
00:16:17,632 --> 00:16:19,598
Thank you for understanding, everyone.

403
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:21,227
Very... very kind of you.

404
00:16:21,263 --> 00:16:23,096
Okay, follow me. I know the way back.

405
00:16:23,131 --> 00:16:25,231
It's gurney on the right,
tub on the left,

406
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:27,867
- then counter on the right...
- No, no, no, no.

407
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,236
It's sink on the right,
gurney on the left.

408
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,593
Okay, and now we're lost.

409
00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:43,711
- What?
- I don't know.

410
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:45,128
- Where's Jared?
- Huh?

411
00:16:45,153 --> 00:16:46,219
Where'd he go?

412
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:47,287
- What?
- What?

413
00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:48,960
Oh, no. Oh, no.

414
00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:50,090
No!

415
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,835
- Jared!
- I'm so cold! I can't move!

416
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,894
I'm just gonna die here.

417
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,443
No, no, just let me die!
Let me die! Oh! Oh!

418
00:16:57,468 --> 00:16:59,299
- Get up, bro.
- Relax, relax, relax, relax.

419
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,967
We need warmth. H-Here, here.

420
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,131
Bring it in, four-man hug.

421
00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:03,226
- Come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

422
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,625
Oh, oh, man.

423
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:05,843
That's better.

424
00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:07,040
Oh, my God, thank you.

425
00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:09,309
You guys are, like,
really soft and smooth.

426
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:10,855
I think you're just on mushrooms.

427
00:17:10,879 --> 00:17:12,256
Portals, what do we know about portals?

428
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,092
Okay, guys, we have to think,
we have to think.

429
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,468
Jared, you were one of my best
students, help us out here.

430
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,859
What do we know about portals?

431
00:17:17,884 --> 00:17:19,765
Yeah, heck yeah. Number one student,

432
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,429
and... uh, portals...

433
00:17:24,429 --> 00:17:26,326
Dude, I cheated in your class.

434
00:17:26,361 --> 00:17:28,028
- Jared!
- Okay, yeah. I did.

435
00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:29,329
I bought all my papers online,

436
00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:32,098
and then I had this nerd just do
all my tests for me.

437
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:36,570
I-I'm actually really...
like, really stupid.

438
00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:39,742
- All right, well, bummer.
- Mm.

439
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,812
Uh, let's see, they're
something like a black hole.

440
00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:43,109
A black hole is magnetic.

441
00:17:44,484 --> 00:17:46,112
Whoa, black holes are magnetic.

442
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,429
Guys, guys. I need
a little piece of metal.

443
00:17:48,454 --> 00:17:50,266
- A small piece of metal. Anything.
- Okay, yeah.

444
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:52,203
- Right here, come on.
- Uh...

445
00:17:52,765 --> 00:17:55,507
- Here, here!
- Yes, yes. Perfect, Leroy.

446
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,891
All right, gentlemen,
what we are going to do

447
00:17:57,926 --> 00:18:00,398
is we are going to make a compass.

448
00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:01,890
Due north won't help us, Max.

449
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,715
Very good, Leroy. Due north

450
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,874
will not help us, but if I put

451
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,578
a little charge in this puppy,
what are we gonna do?

452
00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:10,415
We're gonna grab that rubbing
alcohol right there.

453
00:18:10,439 --> 00:18:11,726
Dude, I'm so bored.

454
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,553
Then, we grab just a dime store cork.

455
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:17,170
- Put that in there.
- Sick.

456
00:18:17,195 --> 00:18:18,711
- I don't know what's happening.
- Me neither.

457
00:18:18,735 --> 00:18:20,947
And with the charge
as strong as the portal,

458
00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:22,710
this should point us
in the right direction.

459
00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:24,382
Okay, good.

460
00:18:25,786 --> 00:18:26,853
- It's headed that way.
- Yes, yes.

461
00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:27,898
Let's go. Let's go!

462
00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:29,851
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

463
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,942
This way, this way!

464
00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:32,092
So much plastic.

465
00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:33,531
- Uh, go!
- Hurry up!

466
00:18:33,556 --> 00:18:34,890
There! Here it is. Come on.

467
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:36,014
Oh, thank God.

468
00:18:36,078 --> 00:18:38,062
It's frozen over?

469
00:18:38,882 --> 00:18:40,546
Grab something. Hack away at it.

470
00:18:40,571 --> 00:18:42,406
- I'm not dying here.
- Okay. Come on.

471
00:18:45,078 --> 00:18:46,850
Keep digging.

472
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,211
Hit it harder!

473
00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:54,703
- It's breaking!
- Oh! Go, go, go, go!

474
00:18:54,728 --> 00:18:56,527
- It's open!
- Jared, go!

475
00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:58,507
I'm going first.

476
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,220
Chaz, get in there. Go!

477
00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:01,953
- Max, you go. I got him.
- Okay.

478
00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,290
See you on the other side.

479
00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:05,925
Chaz, what are you doing? Go!

480
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:07,839
Just a second. I got to get
a selfie with this guy.

481
00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:09,569
- He's got, like, no face.
- We got to go!

482
00:19:09,593 --> 00:19:12,265
Guys, wait. Wait, help me! Aah!

483
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,968
I'm dying here, please!
Save me, I'm dying!

484
00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:16,836
Help me, I don't want to die!

485
00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:18,516
Oh! I thought you were gonna
punch me, you punched him.

486
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,203
- Thank you.
- Get in there, ding-dong.

487
00:19:22,064 --> 00:19:23,765
Good-bye, other dimension.

488
00:19:29,595 --> 00:19:32,039
- - Come on, come on.
- Oh, my God.

489
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,264
Whoa, what a comedown.

490
00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:37,203
Hey, man, thanks for being my Eskimo.

491
00:19:37,228 --> 00:19:40,031
Yeah, dude. And coming
up with that cool compass idea?

492
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:41,876
Oh, well, the compass idea
was actually mine, but...

493
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:45,265
You, and you alone, saved our lives.

494
00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:46,914
How can we repay you?

495
00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:49,250
Ah, man, I don't need payment
for doing the right thing.

496
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,125
I'm just glad you boys are all right.

497
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,968
- Wow.
- True hero.

498
00:19:54,535 --> 00:19:56,906
You know what? How about
a couple of those jackets

499
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,764
with the name of the show on 'em?

500
00:19:59,885 --> 00:20:03,015
Wow. You really are a fanboy.

501
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,258
Yeah, we'll get you some jackets.

502
00:20:04,282 --> 00:20:05,962
- If it's not a big deal.
- Hey!

503
00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:07,773
Where were you guys?

504
00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:11,718
Uh, we were in another
dimension, and it was awesome.

505
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,219
They ate mushrooms again, didn't they?

506
00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:15,109
- Yes, they did.
- Yeah, okay, look.

507
00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:17,336
Everyone back to work. We still
have an episode to deliver.

508
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,294
No, Ms. Producer Lady, we quit.

509
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:23,398
We're going back to our actual
jobs that have actual meaning.

510
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,323
Oh, also, you should probably know

511
00:20:25,348 --> 00:20:27,381
that this ponytail is fake.

512
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,132
Okay? So joke's on you.

513
00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,539
And you and you.

514
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,273
My man had a phonytail.

515
00:20:34,152 --> 00:20:36,312
That's when ish got cray.

516
00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:38,906
We looked behind us
and the portal was shrinking.

517
00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:40,757
And even though the portal was closing,

518
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,399
we knew we couldn't leave
our crew behind.

519
00:20:42,423 --> 00:20:45,406
Our camera operator, Larry,
and our sound guy, Matt,

520
00:20:45,431 --> 00:20:48,399
went in with us, and we had to
make sure they got out with us.

521
00:20:48,424 --> 00:20:49,671
And I'm proud to say

522
00:20:49,788 --> 00:20:52,359
that they're here safely with us today.

523
00:20:52,859 --> 00:20:54,414
- Ghost Studz.
- Ghost Studz.

524
00:20:57,249 --> 00:20:58,344
I'm sorry, I don't understand.

525
00:20:58,368 --> 00:21:00,492
Y-Your guy looks like a male model.

526
00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:03,164
My guy looks like he breeds pigeons.

527
00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:05,039
I mean, yeah, you look different,

528
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,851
but they totally nailed your vibe.

529
00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:07,908
My vibe?

530
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,523
He couldn't stop coughing.

531
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,359
How's your new chair, Dr. Barry?

532
00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:14,195
Hi. Really, really great.

533
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:15,156
Yeah, so great.

534
00:21:15,181 --> 00:21:17,750
# Best chair ever. Really comfortable.

535
00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:23,609
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